Don't let my smile fool you, I do not come in peace

[@1bobbyjimbob]

The power play of the manager ordering him to promote the shovel, taking the match against him, and accusing him of selling out to big shovel. That's a 5D chess level of Character Assassination.

[@froggy5748]

And then he proceeded to call Hugh Mann, change their name to Eri Spencer, change Eri’s hair, change Eri’s moveset, and in the next video he fired Eri so hard that the little alien got a game over screen. He truly destroyed Eri’s life when all they wanted was to make peace between earth and zarbobulon.

[@ghostflxwer]

"big shovel"

[@SOLARITY333]

The fact that the AI will maliciously abuse the terms of your contract if they don't like you is actually really cool

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

Just like in real life

[@ahyesbacon]

they're getting too realistic

[@yourname515]

mdickie everybody, the lad thought of everything

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

"Sorry, Did I Make It Sound Like You Had A Choice?" Nightmarish Words I Tell You.

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

i can't believe Hugh Mann drove all that way just to become a wrestler

[@tisisonlytemporary]

You mean eri spencer?

[@sage6708]

@@tisisonlytemporary who the hell is Eri Spencer? I only know about Hugh Mann

[@propaneaeroplane]

@@tisisonlytemporary Doesn't ring a bell.

[@froggy5748]

@@tisisonlytemporary pretend I’m smacking you with crutches just like eri- I mean hugh mann did to lance

[@PhrozenFox]

I like that no matter how janky Dickie's games are, you can still see little quality things like how charborg hit his manager into the chair, and the manager had an animation of being struck and landing unconscious into the chair.

[@Elizabean1984]

I recommend "Wrestling Empire" tbh. It's really fun.

[@zombiegone2073]

He's unironically one of my favorite game devs of all time. The passion projects he pumps out and how quickly he does it is insane, shovelware time, budget, and equipment but still delivering quality time killers.

[@chetmcmasterson]

Agreed! I hate that MDickie feels so offended at people making fun of his games. They're so awesome because of, not in spite of his strange decisions and janky AI. If he'd made a middling generic wrestling sim it'd have long since been ignored and forgotten; instead you have these timeless pieces being used to tell hilarious stories, sometimes many years after release.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@chetmcmasterson This 100% they're janky messes but we love them because of that and you can SEE he cares. I used to follow him when I still actively used Facebook and I remember he was so excited to have this game come to a Nintendo console he legitimately sent screenshots of his homescreen in awe his game could simply get the chance to *sit* beside Mario and Zelda and the like on people's Switches. But he also has a massive ego and refuses to believe there's anything janky but the graphics so I feel kinda mixed about him. Still play his games though of course haha.

[@johnathan5906]

@@chetmcmasterson It's so weird. You look at the games he created and you wouldn't think he actually took them that seriously. I mean in terms of how absurd the AI is and how janky it is. I of course expect him to be proud of the work and he should be as his games are classics and have been played by thousands upon thousands of content creators and has garnered millions of views. But he should accept that they are a mess. But that's what makes them great.

[@Trauson]

Ok.... I hope that this guy doesnt go in a long road to the desert to fight giant rabbits after this.

[@Blama_]

and I hope he doesnt kidnap a child and force them to endure the ride

[@QuackSpeed]

@@Blama_ I hope he doesn't then abandon the child in the desert

[@Streetcleanergaming]

@@QuackSpeed I hope that after that he doesn't steal the spaceship he called to bring him back home

[@Anthonystuff1]

The lore!

[@catsnare]

:0

[@skrandelg]

Hugh Mann continuously fights against his manager attempting to make him more human

[@froggy5748]

More human and less hugh mann :(

[@TheG_Boy]

the little alien running everywhere at max speed is gold, im fucking dying lmfao

[@zareklordofthefries7858]

I feel like this might be the first time in one of the wrestling videos that there's a clear villain and it ISN'T Charborg

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Charborg is also the villain, he’s just so helpless and incompetent you feel bad for him.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

​@@stevethebarbarian9876 nah, hugh man isn't a villian per say but rather it's a tale of letting your rage consume you and being your downfall

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

@@Blue-fg8vt yeah, he let his rage consume him the way John Wayne Gacy did.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@stevethebarbarian9876 I feel that is a rather poor example. Necropanster was the cereal killer not Hugh man. And While hugh made a lot of enemies theirs only two people they seeked to kill, their managers.

[@DrNotnert]

We need a sequel to this where Hugh Mann goes up against Hugh Janus and Hugh G. Recshun

[@tiagopontes573]

Yesssss

[@waffled1090]

Hugh J. Load

[@connor3284]

Who the hell is Hugh Mann?

[@Makoro25]

@@connor3284it’s supposed to sound like “human”.

[@PhoenixFox5577]

@@Makoro25 what are you talking about? I only know Eri Spencer.

[@mommy_areum1982]

My husband came into the living room screaming what was wrong, but all I could do was continue laughing like a maniac for a solid three minutes. Only then was I able to try and explain that an Alien has his exact haircut. Haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time!

[@Inanedata]

That's brilliant holy smokes

[@quempire2656]

Ugly

[@mommy_areum1982]

@@quempire2656 He is my precious ugly man, I love him though. Appearance isn't everything after all!

[@quempire2656]

@@mommy_areum1982 do you believe in gnome hyperborea

[@mommy_areum1982]

@@quempire2656 I'm not quite sure how I should react to this. Watching the video was supposed to help me, but I seem to be even more lost. Merry Christmas though! I think it's a celebratory song at least...

[@nyoplus]

Charborg is the type of guy that wiggles his fingers when he sees a cookie

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Bro says MMMMM when he eats a tasty treat

[@froggy5748]

@@Concerned_Custodian ngl if I’m alone I will go mmmm if something is really sweet and good. Like every time I eat truffles fr

[@eee6047]

Charborg seems like the type of guy who values his ankles

[@ppyro5436]

Wait is that weird?

[@SSG_Microwave]

@@ppyro5436 yes very weird

[@BraidensWorldProductions]

@@ppyro5436 I removed mine at age -0

[@bigfella6719]

@@BraidensWorldProductions so you walk like a minecraft character? pretty slick ngl

[@Toasting_Toaster]

You can't value your ankles if you don't have them anymore

[@YourBoss_CORP]

It's always good to see this game again.

[@drinkingfantaorange45]

sure is

[@anishole7992]

I really like this game too

[@aidena.663]

i only knew there were mobile games, what gamr is thiis i need this

[@goofyahh8090v]

@@aidena.663 Wrestling empire

[@evilgibson]

The boss, during the match, just busted in Hugh about selling out by pushing a shovel ... that the boss pushed to Hugh

[@forbidden6543]

Also.. I love the aggression in his voice each time he says "Eri Spencer"

[@boodle399]

This is very similar to what happen to me one game where I signed onto Maple Leaf Grappling and they just fucked me over at every turn making outrageous demands and tanked company ratings so to take out my frustration I would just spend every day beating the shit out of my boss. Now unlike Hugh my character was a tank (comparable to Tie Dye from previous videoes) so when I beat the shit out of my boss it hospitalized him immediately which ended up reseting the "do X by X date or you're fire" demands the game makes so I just stayed on the company and beat him up in the hospital and eventually after dragging his ass to the train station I did, I killed him and immediately left the company to work at the Mexican branch and raised it's profits to the sky, Maple Leaf Grappling got a new Manger to replace the dead one. And that would have been the end but then like 1 in game year later I find myself forced to sign onto Maple Leaf (the one I was at was about to kick me to wrestling school) and like the new Manger must have connected the dots and figured out I killed the last boss cause he then immediately throw even more outrageous demands at me (like winning a championship when none where happening before the deadline) and which then got me fired and put in wrestling school with another outrageous demand and then got kicked from wrestling school and a game over.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

That is AMAZING.

[@Caseohbig69]

I can’t wait for Hugh to get his revenge on lance for being such a ruthless dictator

[@POPCATthe3rd]

I love how lance just force him to change hugh man and make him suffer,this AI is alive

[@dumblenutz5561]

Nothing scares me more than the AI in Mdickie games They are genuinely horrifying

[@erichvondonitz5325]

@@dumblenutz5561 for real, just do literally the slightest offense and they will try to kill you.

[@dumblenutz5561]

@@erichvondonitz5325 Sometimes not even that. You could play the world's most kind, non confrontational character and half the world would still be trying to maim you. Sometimes you get absolutely cheated too. I've had characters tell me to find another character in an area, only for me to go to that area and the guy isn't even there. Then i fail the mission and the guy who gave it (without even giving me the option to refuse btw) hates my guts and removes my arms with a single chainsaw strike. Shit's wild

[@erichvondonitz5325]

@@dumblenutz5561 I swear every NPC are blood thirsty that the undead ones are more tolerable than the living ones

[@flamingdog9207]

MDickie AI is such an enigma and it terrifies me. They're impossible to get a read on or predict in any meaningful way, yet can seem uncannily intelligent at times

[@mauretaniafan1133]

mdickie games are the perfect fit for this channel

[@datsus5363]

They actually are aye, charborg really knows how to make these games look really fun. He's definitely in his comfort zone with mdickie

[@flamingdog9207]

Yeah, Char and MDickie games are seriously a match made in heaven

[@Bozdreamy]

I love that Charborg just beats the living hell out of Lance because he changed his name XD

[@alicestolze8327]

To be fair, imagine if your boss just decided to change your name one day

[@Bozdreamy]

@@alicestolze8327 Good thing I don't work rn

[@Schw1cky]

Lance Monaco clearly just hasn’t gotten over the tragic loss of his client necropantser

[@paptrisha]

What I love about CHRBRG's content is that he always makes such creative and fun scenarios in his stuff, its always gets me up during a bad day, keep it up Chrbrg!!

[@bartoszstarszobracki8675]

He doesn't. He streams and stories come by themselves.

[@universal_hyssoap]

yes, actually God is the one who creates the stories, charborg (or anyone) simply is a receptacle and dispensacle of Gods glory

[@VetrDraugr]

​@@universal_hyssoapjesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@IcedPTO]

I never thought watching a green little alien trying to murder his manager could get so emotional. The guitar really made it a special moment. I'll never see life in the same way again. Thank you Charborg.

[@stink7877]

one of my favorite vids on youtube right now, "goodbye zarbobulon. i will return. but for now, i must wrestle" Also the part where he lays an egg and runs out the bathroom like a little weirdo 😂

[@maninthemask6275]

I like how everyone charborg beats lance, lance retaliates by changing something else about him.

[@King-Bubel]

Love the addition to the lore of Zarbobulon. Truly a complex setting.

[@trindalas]

I like to think the chat children are the audience in his matches, yelling things like “omeggylul” when he gets hurt

[@Kenzuuna]

I randomly saw this guy's other videos and now I watch him every night

[@marcellofasano589]

Charborg honestly is very underrated, hes such a good youtuber and always puts me in a good mood even when my day is shit. I've been watching him since like 31k subs and im happy to see that hes gained 300k subs

[@EvilMightyTrash]

Charborg having the big fight with Lance felt like a final boss.

[@ARandomWolfApproaches]

My head cannon is, that's the same alien from the road trip videos *The charborg lore expands...*

[@trindalas]

The chat children are the audience.

[@gravynavy516]

So an apocalypse happened in the mdickie world and the alien (aka eri Spencer) adopted a kid

[@wythe2445]

An alien trying to become a wrestler on Earth seems like a brilliant idea for a book. It could be the ultimate kayfabe wrestler with extreme sincerity just selling every move.

[@rodrigojps]

Alien tries to invade earth but is defeated by a predatory contract Humanity fuck yeah

[@jstar3382]

He made an alien with glass bones and paper skin, that is completely unable to properly fight, just run

[@duploman1000]

I need to see hugh mann's quest to throw his boss out a window continue

[@trindalas]

I’m curious if it’s even possible, I didn’t even know the window was breakable

[@lucario7527]

The "why is it spicy" had me laughing like an idiot

[@rainecare]

Charborg: "Were my actions justified?" Me immediately: "yes."

[@briantaylor2.023]

16:24 Revenge of the Sith; Mace Windu vs. Palpatine fight

[@collinguy432]

I couldn't stop laughing at the pipe noises being smacked against lance 😂

[@sadravioli35]

8:56 I love how Slow Mo just points at him when saying “eri spencer”

[@marzito3602]

The fighters keeps on coming. Crash Cougar/Henry Walsch. The Clawbster. Necropantser. Tyler Die. And now Hugh Mann. The Foul Five has been assembled.

[@aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh]

This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen on KZbin in so long

[@WorthlessBein]

One day, Charborg will have enough Wrestling Empire content to make a full movie

[@leevioksmsn8677]

I Love how the boss beat you up changed your name changed your hair and fired you

[@MrKoffeeKup]

The animations in this game really are slick for how low budget they are

[@goth_goat_dad]

"I'm leaving." *Signs as Eri Spencer* I fucking love you charborg lmfao

[@Jempai]

You can't end it like this!!! I need to see the life leave Lance's eyes....

[@TimeForDunston]

RIP Necropantser, gone but not forgotten.

[@jangstatheoriginalgangsta6001]

3:07, Hugh gets extorted

[@renniekinnie]

dude im LOSING IT over "eri spencer"

[@magmaboisstuff4270]

5:22 RARARARAGAHAGAHAH- Hugh Mann Edit: 7:03 Hugh is trying to learn in the tracks of Necropantser.

[@SH4RKNADO]

“Enter the second full day of beating Lance’s ass”

[@burneraccount111]

this made my stomach hurt with laughter

[@therealskull4786]

6:58 Necropantser never forget ✊😔

[@freydycat1416]

If all Charborg’s wrestlers exist in the same universe, the npcs probably can’t tell this one’s an alien They probably think he’s like Necropantser’s weird younger brother or something Though I’m not sure Necropantser is human either

[@abba9265]

I would say I want to see MD hired by a game company, but that would mean he has less creative control over the games he produces. Amazing stuff

[@mr.razington7881]

Man, a MD wrestling game with a full backing and budget would be incredible. But I agree, if this game teaches you anything, its that creative control is paramount!

[@jzburda]

Charborg just casually gets so mad at Lance that he goes and plays guitar telling him to stop

[@EditCelts]

1:48 “you didn’t see that did you?” Got me rolling 😂😂😂

[@AK-ty7wt]

Why Hugh Mann got a Hugh-jass, dude. CAKED UP

[@xpxnchyx]

Actions became justified as soon as I saw that ponytail.

[@Infiniti-Beau]

My favorite series 💜

[@greatgoofy484]

hugh man is left handed. Cool 13:10

[@rubinchavarria7173]

Something about beating someone up while peaceful music plays

[@BeanutButterBoy]

the manager hugging him was sending me, holy shit.

[@jackhazardous4008]

"He changed everything about me, then got rid of me" Anyone remember Dead Space?

[@nixxie119]

Zarbobulon huh? I wonder if he knows certain desert driver...

[@wesleyward5901]

I just love when these titles are nothing but blank boxes because my device can't comprehend what ancient runic symbols he used to type it out.

[@amber1595]

“Why’s it spicy” killed me 😂

[@j.r.765]

9:05 is so accurate cause it took Vince "retiring" to get wrestlers their first names back like Matt Riddle and Austin Theory.

[@unknownuser281]

The creativity these developers put into this game is so amazing I’ve never laughed so much at a game🤣

[@ghost.8836]

You mean THE. MDickie is one guy.

[@Catgirlpilot]

Honey, wake up... Charborg uploaded again

[@ares395]

I've learned recently that this is apparently a second channel but ngl I like this one so much more

[@JamesMitchell-dd8vl]

Can't wait to see more Zarbobulon lore

[@trindalas]

One of these days I hope he plays a game where the planet and characters are customizable and he makes it Zarbobulon, lol. Not sure which game would fit best though. Maybe Rimworld.

[@sigmasmi]

This is Hugh mans anime arc

[@negativewithouttive]

FINALLY A NEW FIGHTER IN THE CITY

[@kindlethekitsune]

Charborg becoming increasingly more aggressive with promoting his streams is gold.

[@animeprofilepicture8783]

Mat Dickie needs to see this urgently! Someone send it to him!

[@Mr.Anonymous342]

Give me an hour

[@accalt6519]

@@Mr.Anonymous342 Thank you Agent mysterious

[@Mr.Anonymous342]

@@accalt6519 hey no problem, stay mysterious.

[@animeprofilepicture8783]

@@Mr.Anonymous342 king 🤴

[@Mr.Anonymous342]

@@animeprofilepicture8783 i think mat likes the alien idea, i also asked when he's doing a 3D super hero city, he said it'll take awhile

[@thecrazymonbot3425]

i got cast flashbacks when chrbrg started beating lance with the crutch.

[@masterofadapting]

I hope Hugh Mann gets his revenge, whether legally or illegally.

[@mm-rv6tu]

So much to do in this game. Game called "WRESTLING Empire", and Charborg videos like: Wrestling Wrestling and drama Break every law speedrun Get karma for breaking every law Stopping breaking every law by making skeleton even more dead Sims office interier managing but all the stuff got stolen and you got exploded on by vending machine Alien assaulting a human but human started first

[@danwaleby]

Golddust told you to watch out for your mental health...

[@4realGTFOH]

These wrestling videos are fkn hilarious.😂

[@MidHumptyHump]

This is what charborg really looks like. A bald green man from outer space

[@dennettshane1929]

this series made me laugh so hard i can't. so many perfectly times emergent gags

[@onyongvegeance9777]

This guy laugh it's so addicted to hear 😂😂😂😂

[@keegancastle7307]

Charborg one of my greatest wishes in life would be just to game and talk to u. U have my favorite personality of any KZbinr it reminds me of my self so much it’s crazy

[@dexterthepanther8231]

this was hilarious to watch in 1.75x speed. just running around fast as hell beating up his manager after changing his name hair and style LOL

[@Concerned_Custodian]

I love how he never learns not to make his guys short asf

[@deityforAday]

wait so hugh mann and dad from the long drive are from the same planet?

[@ManicMama.]

Charborgs wrestling empire videos are some of my favorite videos ever. Ive watched them so many times but still find them hilarious lol

[@duckykevkev4337]

All I'm saying is, as long as it's this game, any of your actions are justified

[@eej9888]

this is the dark past of the long drive alien

[@tellmeninetails5819]

That voodoo doll threat hit different.

[@KbutY]

The roll attacks are amazing

[@giggleandout2205]

That thing is the most *horrifying* creature I've ever seen on this game

[@theklown8820]

You know the thought that aliens have jacked legs somehow fits

[@BasedwithaC]

the smile fooled me 😢

[@mzzrlaraz5886]

"I'm gonna lay egg on ur office" Is the most insulting word I've heard so far

[@cyberthefnuuy]

This is certified hood classic.

[@endlesslytired]

I clicked on this video so fast, I'm a new fan and I just recently binge watched all your videos, you're hilarious

[@corps8237]

this is like an episode of squidbillies