My first week of kindergarten and I'm already dropping out

[@Malao558]

Shoutout to MDickie, really. I remember watching old LPs of Hard Time in the mid-00’s and it’s really cool to see that he’s been keeping at it all this time. A real OG of surreal indie jank.

[@ww6372]

He quit for a long time from the constant criticism. He just came back because he said video games are his passion and he won't let haters take that away. Truly a modern day hero

[@josevictorribeirolisboa7576]

​@@ww6372What criticism? His game doesn't look like call of duty x? What kind of goofy plays a mcdickie game and thinks its "bad"?

[@ww6372]

@josevictorribeirolisboa7576 the charm of MDickies games are in the ways they're bad. They're clunky, they're ugly, the mechanics don't always work properly. A lit of people have pointed this out repeatedly, and despite releasing so many games they're basically the exact same with different backgrounds. And I like it that way. It'd be a fool to ignore the games aren't for everyone. I'm just glad he's back.e

[@Tom-oj7si]

Objectively, the games are not well designed and very janky However, that's exactly part of the charm!

[@fungusbrottleheim]

The jank of the games somehow creates this perfect symphony of chaos and actual fun gameplay.

[@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea]

i admire mdickies dedication to stick to using a wrestling engine game to create any game possible, from a bible-based game with magic to a fucking school sim

[@doverboy1]

And you can hurt people in both!

[@someguyontheinternet604]

That wrestling engine along with the weirdness that happens are the reason these games are so oddly fun.

[@nicunicucaesar2893]

@@someguyontheinternet604Even his mma games are fun 😂

[@sussyPapa69]

I think if i could remember MDickie Uses Adobe Flash Since Adobe Can Do 3D Not Just 2D Though

[@clard]

@@sussyPapa69 Not anymore since flash is unsupported by most devices

[@testedhawk]

I'm so fucking glad the MDickie embraced his style of games from Hard Time and Wrestling Empire to make these amazingly bizarre games like this

[@youstinklolgotakeashower]

well, Grant Clay IS dressed up in Nasty Boys garb

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Imagine living in an MDickie world, where instead of your teacher giving you detention, she hits you with a Stone Cold Stunner and lets you off the hook with that

[@Felipe_W_13]

Luckily for me, I don't have to imagine 👍

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

@@Felipe_W_13 Do you go to wrestling school? 😂

[@Felipe_W_13]

@@hedgeearthridge6807 No 😥

[@syke7161]

@@Felipe_W_13 😦

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Just like the ol' Villanova prep. Good times.

[@NoVideolnput]

Fun Fact: Henry Clay's hairstyle is an actual replica of the hairstyle Charborg had before going bald.

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

Before I stole it*

[@Resolver101]

@@TheVincenzoGaming Before I ate it*

[@ashmander3465]

Before donating it to Mario Mario

[@tapemaster2k]

@@ashmander3465 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

​@@ashmander3465before.

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

25:45 _You're tougher than me, Clay! I don't want any more trouble!_ Clay: "Well you got it!" Clay five seconds later: "HELP I'M FIVE"

[@GuyontheInternet525]

"I'm gonna go Google bestiality on my computer" Charborg quote of the year

[@abyss8201]

and he says he isnt a furry

[@starfire2133]

​@@abyss8201not even furries would touch that shit

[@Aantforgetstoexist]

can confirm

[@pissapocalypse]

By the way, the answer is personification if anyone didn't know lol

[@starfire2133]

@@pissapocalypse I thought it was anthropomorphic

[@SnakeofJune]

"Where were you during my history class?!" "Mrs. Bryant I was trying to kill myself!" Man it's EXACTLY like being back in public school!!

[@OliverFigueroa-tq6ur]

*Breaking Bad Theme Intensifys*

[@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_]

real

[@someguyontheinternet604]

The sad thing is that I can believe these words were exchanged before irl

[@ligma212]

Sadly public school is less abusive than home school

[@inorexablechaos1139]

@@ligma212anti-homeschool propaganda

[@NexusOng17]

It's so funny to see Mrs. Bryan just nonchalantly continue the lesson as the entire room is on fire, and the fact she was more concerned about Henry running around rather then the fact she is in a room on fire is just so absurd.

[@wittycreativehandle]

imagine having an entire assembly EVERY MORNING just to tell one kid how much they need to improve

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Everyone gather in the gymnasium at 1 for our “Bozo of the Week” Award.

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

do other countries not have assemblies every morning during school? im from england, and here when i was at primary school i had assembly every morning, we'd usually just sing religious songs, pray and talk about god and stuff. when i was in high school though we only had assembly once a week

[@Berilia]

@@TheeEnglishKnight My primary school had assembly every morning, but we didn't sing religious songs. Once a week we'd have music asseemblies where we'd sing songs, but that was usually stuff like Blur or David Bowie or something. Around religious holidays like Eid, Christmas, and Diwali we'd sing songs related to them, but the rest of the time it was just normal songs

[@NovaBlueNova]

Shoutout to Charborg's editor for turning down the volume on that insane alarm sound. Legit scared me every time during the stream

[@Domedwho]

True, and the fire in the classroom, in the stream that shit was destorying my ears at any volume😂😂

[@theoriginalcz272]

Wow what a deep and profound game of the subtle contexts of elementary school. the isolation and helplessness some students may feel, the slow drag of the education system, seemingly taking weeks to answer simple questions like what is beastiality, and the damaging social hierarchy inherent in student life!

[@cadesanderson6896]

the whole class burning down with the loud noise and the teacher trying to continue class almost killed me because i couldnt breath lmao

[@minceraft.]

neither could the students

[@pluvial-dude7348]

13:17 arnold going ballistic and sprinting at char was extremely funny

[@Resolver101]

6:30 It’s pretty impressive that a five year old managed to overpower Heisenberg himself

[@VortexKiller2]

Mom its my turn to be the one who knocks today

[@PopTap]

@@VortexKiller2mom -> 9:28

[@Marksman_12]

Jeser i was totled by a five years old today...,

[@NexusOng17]

"Jesse, some 5 year old beat me senseless, Jesse.

[@hypertrollos4776]

I cant believe mr Charred Morgue has uploaded his real life kindergarten experiences. Truly the most hard working creator of our time

[@NovaTheSinger]

Deep

[@blueninety]

Hahahahaha charred morgue

[@NovaBlueNova]

This was how he got Charred and put in the Morgue

[@Wermfare]

my favourite rap group Charred Morgue

[@mrningbrd]

So blessed to see his home video footage

[@squizzlor]

McDickies really knows how to can chaos. Love that he just evolved the wrestling Empire engine to this, so every one in this universe is just a “pro” wrestler officially.

[@thephonelad992]

why'd you put the pro in quotes lol it still takes a lot of training to pull wrestling off

[@someguyontheinternet604]

Someone needs to sit down and make a video essay on Dickiverse lore lol

[@squizzlor]

@@thephonelad992 oh no I just meen they arnt on tv, they arnt professionals making money of this talent every one just wrestles like a pro wrestler. Look pro wrestling is just a theatrical performance, mixed with a physical fight. Its the equivalent of a soap opera but its for men XD Its a shame every one just points out its fake… and not the point that its supposed to be. Its entertainment pure and simple a fight drama.

[@dooshkid]

Mr. Rimmer is exactly the type of name a teacher would have...

[@beingsactual]

A teacher that humors the idea of beastiality in his class at least.

[@lamlelamatsiliza8550]

Mr rimmer huh... I wonder what other jobs he has on the side?

[@s3dchr]

"Mom. Check out this sick skateboard. I'm gonna use it to beat the shit out of Mr. Rimmer."

[@anotherguy687]

can’t believe there’s no mr lister to go with him

[@otlui]

my spanish teacher is called mr rimmer

[@holius1]

6:34 this is literally Heisenberg / Walter White lol, I love the similarity. Also the clip of him teaching in the pool is so funny.

[@smergthedargon8974]

Not literal.

[@swaggsing7616]

If charborg was real I’d kiss him

[@nickthegamer8103]

Real 😔

[@hottie.husbandofhector7145]

I wouldn't. That guy is hella stupid

[@Glowstikc]

Sometimes I forget he's just AI. I could swear I heat him outside my house at night but must be imagination 😢

[@saladmancer4802]

@@Glowstikc you're burning Charborg alive in your backyard!?!?

[@Ugh258]

He is he just lives under the sea

[@Slvrgs]

This is the bully sequel that we deserve.

[@feder28]

There's even not-Jimmy Hopkins as a premade character in the game, and a Bully portrait as a prop

[@ayan8136]

​@@feder28 yes.

[@Wolfnado]

Chat’s funniest moments: 8:30 Stranger danger 9:31 Chat’s signature “kill” as Spencer is beaten by a 5 year old 10:37 WAIT WAIT WAIT 15:00 Chat role playing as the fire 18:10 Chat’s collective confusion at Connie’s answer 21:36 Chat claiming Henry as guilty then congratulating him for getting off scot free 26:45 Someone in chat suggesting they would lethal inject a 5 year old

[@MachaHatesU]

As a former kindergartner, this is exactly how kindergarten is.

[@NovaTheSinger]

Same 💀

[@CouscousEnjoyer]

As a fellow ex kindergartner, i can testify

[@OkayIW]

Same

[@swaggsing7616]

Fr

[@Sisyphus777.3]

Yes,my teacher put me in a choke hold

[@Yesnaught]

Oh my god. The moment Henry does anything, he gets violently mogged by like 3 people

[@kaito0022]

I love how dramatic the cars are when anything touches them in the slightest

[@jasonkiller1223]

I had a bad day i woke up blood all over me can't open one eye then i took a cold shower and then went to the hospital stayed there till 5 hours and found out I got hemangioma pediatric after i went to the hospital i went to McDonald's to get some food it took half an hour to get my food then came home and then watched this video and it made me laugh so much thank you char

[@ciklop4206]

I'm liking this comment from the blood cancer ward djude

[@toyuncle2636]

@@ciklop4206 @jasonkiller1223 i hope you two come out alright, God be with you both.

[@josephmatthews7698]

Sorry little bro. If it makes you feel any better "hemangioma pediatric" is just doctors super fancy way of saying - you got a birthmark during childhood instead of when you were an infant and because they bring blood vessels so close to the skin even a tiny scratch can cause it to leak everywhere. Make sure your mom or dad gets you to a good dermatologist so they can make sure it's nothing more serious. Hope life has started treating you better since posting this.

[@jasonkiller1223]

@@josephmatthews7698 my eye docter cut it off last week and it gone

[@Billi_crow]

hope it's going better for u guy !

[@moonrock115]

25:50 Jesus Christ that guy was 110% looking for an excuse to murder someone today 😂 The punt-kick to Henry’s head followed by a manhole cover beatdown was brilliant comedy

[@babeysheep]

It's not even a manhole cover, it's a random 45lb weight he gets hit in the pelvis with lol

[@idontknowwhatimdoing4792]

Wasn't expecting Charborg to pull out the nintendo switch keyboard in a game like this

[@natemorse8047]

This is exactly how I remember kindergarten. Although I was on a lot of drugs at the time. Drinking heavily, too. No subways around here though, so I had to settle for getting hit by a regular train.

[@GoneAsGoneCanBe]

I miss Wrestling Empire, so I'm happy to see another MDickie game. So much so that I watched his entire VOD, and I am now watching his edited video.

[@coffeeelk6364]

Matt Dickie is truly the developer of our time.

[@MrRasta3600]

13:18 damn near killed me with laughter.

[@gballdadon312]

13:17 the body slam out of nowhere by Arnold had be dying lmaooo

[@flamingdog9207]

Not even 5 minutes in and this is beautiful I love how a simple bike accident instantly became a brief brawl

[@CLOCKWORKWARMACHINE]

This poor kid is one of those child geniuses you used to hear about, so damn smart, they've started Uni at 12 years old while also being able to play piano at a such a high level that they definitely don't give off the vibe they were beaten if they didn't practice their french for an hr a day from the age 2. When his overfeed brain and unnatural focus rushed him passed his peers straight to high school. Little did this wee dude's folks know, they could have save some effort, for he was already gonna get his share of beat downs when that literally 5 year old entered the brutal cagematch of random teenage anger and violence

[@Erin-000]

while watching the stream I couldn't stop thinking about what a kick ass video was going to be made from it. It's as great as I imagined.

[@ruste3865]

I felt so incomplete without MDickie content. Im so happy rn.

[@completelyunsatisfied7803]

I seriously want Jerma to play this so bad. He'd probably die from laughing but come on

[@penguindomino9461]

I think his lungs would collapse as soon as someone in a car drove over 4 kindergarten kids at 80mph. Or he does it.

[@jennareynolds1403]

we'll see if he has time, they are putting him down soon :'(

[@jennareynolds1403]

hes going to the soft retirement in the sky

[@profanegunman7586]

He also liked Wrestling Empire, he'll definitely be playing this.

[@the-red-thing]

Mr. Satan's Kindergarten Empire.

[@CatZone985]

Imagining that Mrs Spencer was actually one of Henry’s relatives coming to visit makes the beatdown even funnier

[@Sean_Midnight]

Fuck this might be my new favorite game to watch you play. So good.

[@unknownlizbeth]

Why are you moaning? Zip your pants back up, Sean. It's never that serious

[@Slurpgerk]

Never expected a Charborg video to remind me of past trauma so vividly

[@TheXqnzfineztx]

Mat dickie games: give you a german suplex, a suplex, a stunner, a ddt, put you in a choke hold and super kicks you Also Mat dickie games: let you chill peacefully and acts like nothing happened

[@arkorat3239]

This game looks so bizarre, like some old game that got modded into oblivion. I love it! Can't wait for it to come out.

[@detlefmogl1770]

when will it come out and where?

[@LochNessHamster]

Bully meets The Sims meets SmackDown Here Comes the Pain. This may be the game of my dreams.

[@Warrior_478]

godamn I thought the same exact thing

[@thedingo6577]

The fact that it actually simulates that only drunks are driving around suburbs at 2am is actually stunning.

[@EveBatStudios]

please more of this, I laughed so hard I had flashbacks of high-school

[@tensaichigo2]

The whole History lesson section had me laughing so hard! That's a dedicated teacher. Still trying to impart knowledge despite the clear and present danger of a fire. 😂😅😂

[@mizcs]

need more streams of this, cant let the 10 minutes of capture card setup go to waste

[@KathrynsUsername]

26:01 charborg is literally traumatized from lance, this is like full on ptsd

[@TheRindland]

Mr. Burns usually spends his time daydreaming about cooking with a highschooler

[@gavinduke2107]

The saddest part is that we never learned when the French Revolution started or if the term for giving something human qualities was bestiality or not

[@IronHorse1854]

1:40 wait they don't do that everywhere else? In Australia we do that. The youngest year level normally gets their own football oval/area, but can still go anywhere else in the school. Everyone else gets let out at the same time. At least that's how it was for me, it's been like 15 years since I was in school though, can't remember much lol.

[@redcoatgaming4141]

Im my primary school the infants had their own playground And year 5 to 6 had another

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

its the same in england too. we all get the same play time but different years were on different parts of the grounds

[@cedthebear3664]

Wow! So, they added more chaos to this chaotic game… this… this is beautiful 🥲

[@thatisemtile1314]

man mdickie needs to release old school on steam already, this seems amazingly stupid and fun

[@tylern6420]

man the guy needs to somehow figure out how to put this on phone as school days 2

[@mooniealex8411]

It’s on mobile, both android and iPhone. Mdickie confirmed this on social media, and I downloaded it today.

[@tylern6420]

@@mooniealex8411 school days is, but not old school

[@noone7363]

​@@tylern6420nope check again

[@ParasJain-l2d]

​@@tylern6420it is!!! Now

[@v-buckschan111]

3:38 we gotta cook Jesse

[@grvkeepr]

Was I literally there for the whole stream? Yes. Am I watching this anyway? Also yes.

[@MajkaSrajka]

You are the real MVP

[@bradenmitchell5565]

Teachers in Old School when the entire classroom is on fire: I sleep… ------------------------ Teachers in Old School when the player throws a ball at a student: *REAL [__]!*

[@A.U.military]

14:04 certified "MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!" moment

[@Roguchii]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That video was amazing.

[@UnkownWonders]

this is a accurate representation of any school if it burns you keep learning, if you skip you get beat up by the teachers personally. And gym is always everyone beating up each other including the teacher

[@idontknowwhatimdoing4792]

25:43 Henry gets folded by Monica but she says "You're tougher than me Clay I don't want anything trouble with you"

[@coatguy2990]

what i really like about charborg are his jokes. like in this one video he mentioned how it would be much funnier for the times where he played with criken - if criken would actually name himself "crinken" and that's hands down until today his best joke.

[@TheFezMan96]

I’m so excited to see Charborg return to an MDickie game

[@ΜΑΡΙΟΣΔΙΒΑΡΗΣ]

Would be nice if we saw more “Shadows of Doubt” streams. That one 4 months ago was fun as hell.

[@ligma212]

"You arent taking me to the principal you're a cow....."

[@jannovos716]

I love the calm, relaxing music playing in the backround of your video's

[@bloobiest]

As a Kindergartner, I can confirm that this is that uhm... thata uuhhh...

[@kiwi_fartist]

3:53 this is actually a perfect analogy for imperialism

[@bbynnie]

i would love to pick ur mind on this

[@RealFoxy03]

0:01 “Mr Black couldn’t be here today, so I’ll be taking over his classes…” Is what he said. Keep up.

[@therulebreaker367]

3:58 with how the teacher looked, I thought the gift was going to be something else XD

[@selknelk]

“look mom im having-“ gets hit by a car

[@Maartwo]

Please keep these coming. They make me not want to give up.

[@_Tipi]

PLEASE make more videos on this game. It’s so good I can not stop laughing

[@Ian_Paneque]

-Creates/modifies an engine to make WWE games -Does Bully 2 in said engine MDickie, lads

[@A.U.military]

13:17 arnold decided to beat the hell out of char and then call an ambulance

[@mammot981]

11:35 Neve Sanders: “im faster than you, Clay! Don’t start something you can’t finish.” *gets hit by a motorbike, a blowing up motorbike and gets hit by a subway train*

[@Penultimeat]

“Well I hope this is a children’s Suicide Video!”

[@LocalBread]

Its goddamn amazing watching full grown adults dropkick this five year old

[@Xvert78]

i love how he's like let's browse internet as if he didn't try to kill each other with Mrs.Spencer with a skateboard

[@RunCryLuv]

Its sunday Mr.BORG! GET BACK TO CHURCH NOW!

[@justamicrowave5297]

As a student I can confirm this game is very accurate. We all swim in our school clothes, my teachers sell us mystery gifts for outrageous prices, and my dad is a C+ student at my school.

[@kubikrubik.asurate]

Necropantser's backstory

[@SuperNerd000]

8:26 This is... even more sus when you consider what the hugging was meant to represent in The You Testament.

[@BEKOXEDITZZ]

CHRBG goes to court CHRGB:- *I'm a 5 year old*

[@DeyBawnes]

I love the way everyone just starts beating up a 5 year old collectively for no reason

[@N0bdi3]

3:37 - Omg its walter white💀

[@xtxownage]

Mr burns is literally Walter white

[@robertwildschwein7207]

He bought a fucking tree branch for 46$

[@misuteri8373]

you got arm-locked by your history teacher, a life threat from your English teacher and lost a grade for being in the hospital. This game is a detailed simulation

[@peety0792]

I hate how funny it is that there was a fire in history and nobody was talking about it 💀

[@DANTENDO-y7x]

Normal school activities

[@CutestDemon]

A child: Falls onto a teacher's toe The entire schoolboard: So... You have chosen death.

[@3dDoener]

28:32 man that was so incredibly dark lmao

[@Wintermute-nt5fp]

6:38 This is the moment when Mr Burns...Became Heisenburns.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

My grandparents describing how they got to school every day: 10:03

[@ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt]

3:14 YOOO ITS WALTER WHITE!

[@gamerman782]

This school must be worse than Bullworth Academy.

[@brazilianambassadordale8223]

I love how he drove into a trashcan and the car fell apart like a house of cards lmfao

[@veryupstandinguy]

3:15 Walter White is a swimming instructor at a middle school ?

[@WordUser]

Somehow every game they make is more unhinged than the last how do they do it

[@thephonelad992]

he. not they. one guy.

[@WordUser]

@@thephonelad992 'they' does not exclusively refer to a group of people but alright, im well aware that Mdickie is a solo dev

[@jack69429]

Charborg is the only youtuber that makes me laugh so hard that it hurts