The home owner's association is going to kill me

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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
Recorded on the SDMP Minecraft server
/ sleepdeprived
Berd - / berdboi
CaptainSparklez - / captainsparklez
Jschlatt - / schlatt
0:00 - Intro
0:35 - Fixing up the house
9:35 - The milk incident
10:40 - Finding god
18:21 - The milk incident II
19:30 - The HOA inspection
24:10 - The HOA finds my weed den
27:00 - The HOA finds my opium den
29:55 - HOA APPROVED
31:10 - The fire incident
32:16 - Outro
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[@krimpus1026]

I love how he instantly reveals the opium den after the HOA admits that the grow op was fine, no hesitation

[@kazeiroP]

The fact that it was not shown once except at the reveal in this video is so good

[@BierBart12]

"Every single one of your neighbors is growing opium" really was the icing on the cake

[@DaSquareful]

​@@BierBart12"Chvborg, this entire town is drug trade unionized. You have been missing your union benefits as an opium farmer."

[@Corzappy]

The best part is that literally all of his neighbors were also growing opium and the HOA is fully aware of it, like not only did he reveal it to them immediately and without hesitation, but it also implies that all of his neighbors did the same.

[@tactisim8959]

He went from hobbo to underclass citizen with personal use drug farm to drug lord

[@beansandboarsontherun5762]

"What about opium?" is the greatest fucking twist I've ever encountered

[@clem_the_lemon]

FR I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@papaelf420]

an opium dimension 💀⚰

[@bailijay]

The redstone torch and “what about opium” was MWAH chefs kiss

[@Zack_Zander]

They were definitely caught off guard with that

[@AlbiDartanan]

mushrooms will be also funny i think ...

[@robertkingsley6159]

“…hey, ya know, at least theres no weeds” “-no weed”

[@mathiasofnorway7142]

fuckin brilliant

[@Al1SV2]

👍

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

I think it's safe to say Schlatt fucking loves Charborg, just by the reaction he had in discovering the basement and then the juxtaposition of Char slapping down a red torch going "what about opium?" and the wheeze he belted out as he saw the biggest farm of his life, lmao

[@jimmixthurtell]

it was extra funny to him at that point because on his stream probably over half the houses he had inspected before charborgs also had "secret" opium farms 😂

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

@@jimmixthurtell ikr "Char I dunno how that tell you this but every single other one of your neighbors are also growing opium" XD

[@jimmixthurtell]

@@naxmorvigatore4168 tucker not even trying to hide it killed me, just pulling out some papers he claims were official and they just went with it. Great vibes this server so far

[@flammable1741]

Charborg was in Schlatts jackbox videos before. Everyone I think so safe to assume they are already friends.

[@thelostgamer146]

@@flammable1741 schlatt was also in a few of charborgs main channel videos

[@Fectoelfilis27]

Bro has a fucking villager house

[@funnyclown12345]

and one that grows weed and opium.

[@finnnaginnn]

@@funnyclown12345 What the hell is "fartmaster"????

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@finnnaginnnTheir username which is usually hidden, the amount of full legal names this update did…

[@chocolate_maned_wolf]

hrrrm

[@Ryuu28_voidgames]

THATS CRAZYYY

[@ayelitlol9081]

I think an even bigger fentanyl dimension would of made Schlatt die of laughter

[@sozzll]

well opium poppies also make fent so he had that covered, not sure mods exist for growing drugs harder than opium, cause theyd probably have to be fictional

[@Smonkey66]

Fentanyl isn't farmed...

[@Swagwhiteboy27]

@@Smonkey66nah its just the bronx in a pocket dimension

[@deadaccount03791]

@@Swagwhiteboy27 baltimore, the bronx and skid row all wrapped in a dirty needly bow

[@ayelitlol9081]

@@Smonkey66 don’t care druggie

[@lenaighermine]

Chrbrg has a weed farm in his basement AND an opium dimension alongside pictures of Jesus Crist. Then he proceeds to almost burn is house down while trying to light a joint that almost made him starve to death . This serie is going to be nice.. 😂

[@s3dchr]

That's a first. It's "his".

[@ronno7660]

True but at the same time, can you spell?

[@afterburner6668]

These people think this is reddits pointing out one small spelling mistake

[@Blue_Emoji_Man]

​@@afterburner6668fr. It's one word, why does it matter?

[@MelodyIV]

@@Blue_Emoji_Man Because you should be old enough to be able to spell. That's like saying "Why does it matter if I don't go around shooting everyone? LOL It's just one life bro get over yourself ur such a nerd XDDD" like grow up what is wrong with you

[@thedemogorgon1375]

I think you should make a layer with a small lake of milk and put up a sign that says "Do NOT swim in the Cocaine lake" like some kind of drug willy wonka

[@Artemilienko]

Absolute genius

[@LegendOfTheFLame393]

This man is cooking

[@Lezm]

😂😂 Or maybe a “do NOT swim in the lake of unspecified substances”

[@bigbalticbox]

Oh this is perfect

[@BatBoy2627]

@@LegendOfTheFLame393yup. He is cooking A LOT OF DRUGS WEEEEE

[@random_axol0tl]

less than a minute in and already there's a secret weed farm. this'll be fun.

[@occidziggys9496]

agreed

[@RandomCommentMakerPerson]

Less than 30 seconds

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Agreed

[@ItsGBMoD]

the editing here is literally perfection. the fact that charborg made such a big deal about the weed layer that was hidden by a very obvious lever but never even mentions the hidden and elaborate opium dimension so we also are able to react at the same time as the HOA inspectors as he nonchalantly asks if opioids are allowed is comedy gold

[@jaydock1]

Aww man this spoiled it for me

[@ItsGBMoD]

@@jaydock1 dang sorry, pretend i said nothing, im just spreading lies

[@JimmyHey]

nahhhhhhhhh, when he accidentally lit the house up at the end I was crying laughing, the sincere panic in his voice was so funny lmao

[@rylenstuffsv2]

Shizz I was giggling so hard when he did that xD

[@wishingforhappiness7912]

i cramped up my side from it LOL

[@RedCyberLizzie]

I ain't laughed that hard in a while. Definitely peak charborg.

[@dirtyshinobii]

Why do you start your comment with nahhhhhhhh

[@JimmyHey]

@@dirtyshinobii I'm not sure why lol

[@Whxr3]

When charborg said “what about opium” I spit out my ice that I was chewing on

[@monmon-ms6fu]

juhst like me fr

[@user-gt4gs5xu6s]

No one

[@Whxr3]

@@user-gt4gs5xu6s wha?

[@user-gt4gs5xu6s]

@@Whxr3 asked

[@OliviaPerkins-gq2zl]

​@@user-gt4gs5xu6s knoone asked you either

[@Cmanorange]

almost burning down your virtual house smoking virtual weed with virtual munchies. what a time to be alive

[@sloft-70]

While almost dying of virtual starvation

[@deadassandbeyond798]

The off the cuff reveal of Opium Dimension live in chat collectively produced a "WHAT" moment LOL such a good video and thanks for the upload charbo :)

[@Makaponpon]

idk what chat you was in cause everyone in charborg's chat knew about the opium dimension

[@wasperfly]

Ig you must've joined later bc we already knew about it lol. I think most of us were just shocked that he randomly decided to reveal it to them lmao.

[@theycallmeJacko]

"Oh you noticed the portrait" as he walks into an 8ft by 8ft painting covering the entire wall

[@LordAndFailure]

i fucking love how charborg is able to just effortlessly make anyone laugh with his goofiness and weirdness, it's his own little weird talent and it never gets boring to watch

[@mifzalaqil5569]

I would not wanna call him weird. I think he was just being a little silly fish "man"

[@iforgor6673]

​@@mifzalaqil5569He's sorta Jermapilled

[@greenbackjack768]

It's so weird hearing Berd not do his Berd voice. It's uncanny.

[@VinRocks]

it took me a minute to realize that's actually berd and not some FAKER

[@AMan-xz7tx]

As a fan of Berd, I didn't even know he was livestreaming until I saw a twitch link in the description of one of his videos. It's also insane how many other people's videos he's in across the SDMP roster without even trying, he's like a side character that all the main characters know about but is secretly stronger than everyone and shows up to help the heroes fight the main villain at the end ...or at least he _WOULD_ if Schlatt wasn't so gosh darn stingy about that ender dimension place

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

​@@AMan-xz7txwell, he's basically already made the Twilight Realm his bitch, plus fishing apparently is super effective

[@pch1370]

His voice reminds me so much of Joel from Vinesause, just without the Swedish accent.

[@tango_doggy]

@@pch1370 It almost sounds like dream

[@junktruck]

This is the SECOND time charbo has had an illegal drug farm under his property during a rp housing inspection

[@anuragneelam8527]

If I had two nickels!-

[@penndogg7369]

Having absolutely no context as a youtube only watcher, the immediate, no hesitation swap to the intricately hidden opium farm was genuinely baffling and also the funniest shit ever Then, he revealed his hidden opium farm, funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@boboelmonkey3947]

I feel deja vu, like this was done with animal crossing characters and evil pikachu

[@kitkatisyummy6119]

deep lore at this point

[@morguepup]

the ancient texts

[@thaoster209]

Not evil just jaded Pikachu

[@user-gh4cj9jb8h]

blast to the past😂

[@monmon-ms6fu]

honestly this was hilarious. the second layer reveal was beautiful, the haiku part with charborg's press to speak was beautiful, i honestly just generally love charborg's dynamic with schlatt because it feels like charborg is one of the only ones who just genuinely catch him off guard sometimes. idk maybe its because i dont watch a lot of other content creators. shits fire though. i love charborg man. love that shit

[@jameson1239]

I mean slimecicle nearly broke schlatt on a Minecraft vid

[@n4w33]

I just love how at 15:25 the psalm video and Charborgs chat both said “amen” and aww man simultaneously

[@ascendedisamazing]

I am amazed at how good Charborg is at making bad houses

[@DTwarrior09YT]

The do not touch lever is comedy gold 😂

[@punished7030]

the music kicking in made me think he was gonna lock them in

[@htx_andre_7136]

I remember in a older video someone said Charborg is like a cartoon character that gets into all these weird predicaments and I can’t unsee it

[@jaydock1]

This entirely felt like an episode of spongebob

[@hambu4ger294]

char reacts to any criticism from the HOA like a patient recieving bad news from their doctor

[@fr13ndlyghost29]

12:53 “My chat told me it was a good idea” - Charborg defending himself in court after getting arrested for something that is not our fault

[@JaelinBai]

HOA inspection HOA finds my weed den HOA finds my opium den HOA approved lol

[@bobbyferg9173]

This video has everything: home remodeling, a secret drug farm that holds a different secret drug farm, and even finding God

[@RedCyberLizzie]

The way he almost set his house on fire trying to eat because he got high and got the munchies right after the HOA inspection is peak charborg. I ain't laughed that hard in a while.

[@Vrikrar]

You have no idea how much I want to live in the alternate world where I see the Schlatt pov of turning around to see charborgs house as a raging inferno with him starving to death on the front lawn shouting about trying to light a joint mere SECONDS after walking down the path.

[@jackhazardous4008]

American Homeowners associations are crazy to me, like you buy a house from an organization that can leave you homeless if you don't follow arbitrary rules subject to no laws. Imagine spending 200,000 dollars only for the HRA to be your new parent, setting bed times and curfews.

[@adamlauer1096]

Most of the time it's the only way to get utilities in rural suburban areas. Funny enough even if you don't get water from the county or septic cleanup or garbage and snow they still have the nerve to charge you property tax 😂

[@adamlauer1096]

Like they're not just gonna run utilities to just you bc you called up and bitched. They're fine losing a vote, but losing a few hundred possibly gets them to actually do something

[@VikkieEule]

Charborg not eating the cake because "You guys *need* to eat it" is gonna be the best reoccuring joke (if there is one)

[@Bahaga04]

chat really sabotaged him by telling him not to do the pointed roof

[@pemo2676]

i have never seen an individual be as overtly pathetic as charborg, i genuinely hurt my chest laughing at the end part where he KEEPS lighting shit on fire. oh my fucking god

[@Shwingoman]

"I have an opium dimension!" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@ZakeirSnake]

Charborg is so good at improv, I'm crying.

[@Awfulfeature]

The second reveal was so good

[@low_fat_yogurt]

17:00 The haiku scene is actually hilarious 😂 hardest i’ve laughed in recent memory

[@Hacky-Zack]

You don't want to know what schlatt did to me.

[@Miracle....]

He burned down your house?

[@Hacky-Zack]

@@Miracle.... Man, you don't even want to know.

[@Miracle....]

@@Hacky-Zack but I wanna know hahaha

[@kirbyis4ever]

​@@Miracle....Man, you don't even want to know.

[@minmoreal]

lucky

[@preyo6511]

25:00 Psalm 37:1 Do not fret because of evildoers; be not envious of wrongdoers! XD good stuff Charborg

[@superlazyboy07]

Charborg being buddies with Berd is so awesome

[@jinglejinglebell7844]

And they were Neighbors

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Didn’t know the HOA was chill like this! Think I’m gonna go contact mine right now!

[@abstractaxolotl6961]

Be sure to show them your opium! They love that!

[@selontal5746]

The opium reveal was touching (stop touching me charborg)

[@thefanfinfulo]

Stal and Chirp, I knew Borgy had good taste.

[@abird7833]

Didn’t know you are on the SDMP!

[@starghosmw9524]

And then he never entered the server again

[@YeeeHaaw]

I don’t care who the HOA sends I am not taking down my duck statue

[@Markm8]

Holy crap the redstone toruch was so smooth and not yellow youtube, I actually cryed

[@chunkymonkey9616]

15:24 The "Aw man" in the chat syncs perfectly with the 'amen' 😂😂

[@MrCybersnow]

I was giggling through the entire video like i was in the first dimension

[@ImABucket]

“What about opium” I’ve never laughed so hard at a bit before oh my god

[@flandersnatch2285]

Only charborg could be proud of 3 piles of leaves and a rose bush.

[@jinglejinglebell7844]

An inspiration to us all

[@flandersnatch2285]

@@jinglejinglebell7844 to be fair, I've only ever achieved 2 piles of leaves and a dead tree

[@Monsterologists]

Watched this vod and it legitimately had me in tears, seeing the editting and rewatching it also had me in tear.

[@gamingwarlord9184]

I've never seen his minecraft videos, so the "how about opium?" Was like a fucking suckerpunch, I was weezing

[@riku2193]

First mistake when the HOA comes you don't change your house you check the state of your arsenal.

[@zerounderscore]

honestly i just now saw that this isnt the main channel, might as well be looking at the upload dates lol.

[@ValentinoDwight]

he has a pretty nice upload schedule

[@AMan-xz7tx]

@@ValentinoDwight 180 secondary alterninative channel videos to one maindular channel video seems like a pretty good ratio to be TBH honest

[@guzzuanim]

@@AMan-xz7txthe vod clips to this 2nd channel also delivered as soon as ASAP too

[@MrDarkdragon141]

Jesus the "What about the Opium?" got me dying after that looool

[@5uhmmm]

I saw the vod for this such a good stream

[@Fortnito_Gonzalez]

love the fire incident part (i haven't seen it)

[@arkonomus]

THE OPIUM REVEAL I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[@HAPPYSPY]

This was the funniest video so far, the reveal was spot on, and the almost lighting up the house in charborgs innocence was fucking hilarious

[@arrolace]

bro got the munchies and nearly burnt his house down 😭

[@DrDefibrillators]

This man couldn’t design his way out of a puddle

[@vikmons6104]

Lost it over the damn house made entirely of like 6x6 paintings

[@spyro8367]

this has to be one of my new favorite vids

[@missesyourjokes]

I’m pretty sure my pastor is just pressing play on that 10 hours of scriptures video every Sunday

[@fooloo415]

“Dont tell nobody..” *hangs it above his tv*

[@placidfalcon7715]

I like your non-creepy videos the best. I can actually watch them while eating.

[@sfipsalms8924]

bro wtf did i stumble across lmao subbed. loved verse 9, 2. it really hit home. and the push to talk was V is crazy hahaha

[@karelvandijk8142]

Bro ur content is so good i love the vids man its such a good vibe

[@jstar3382]

I love the HOA. One of the longest lasting, most influential mc youtubers, and an fugitive

[@ylbypunto6714]

31:48 I almost choked from laughter holy fuck.

[@S0fizzy]

YOUR ON THE SDMP?! I didnt think i could love your channel more bro 😭

[@StutterBeatsOfficial]

🤣😂 just saw this after it being recommended. Had me howling after the redstone torch was put down revealing the second layer. Then the "Please don't put a redstone torch down revealing another layer." 🤣 Love this. 🤙 You have got yourself another subscriber.

[@Mike-official]

Would've been so funny if he did have a massive cavern sized 3rd layer farm

[@moronicnapoleonic]

Discovering that berd and chrbrg were in the same minecraft server is an enlightening experience. My life is complete.

[@LgHeccyboi]

Schlatt's "it's just weed man" after spending the whole episode desperately hoping they wouldn't find out had me dying only for it to cut to "oh then how about opium?"

[@Ghost_Goral]

Reminds me of the Animal Crossing video with the turnips spreading across to everyone including the Major.

[@Gzemnidz]

I haven’t laughed so much in ages

[@deaad3072]

this video quickly became one of my favorites of charborg

[@MalO.ver1.0.x]

This *has* to be my favourite Chrbrg video so far. Just amazing and chaotic. 😂😂

[@OldManBOMBIN]

oh boy oh boy. I love when charborg plays kid games and sells drugs and also just uploads and makes content and stuff

[@chodoesgaming]

RAHH MINECRAFT WEED

[@_siegfried9056]

dude i love this chill mc content pls make more

[@seannawatters]

The house fire incident got me choking laughing and tears in my eyes 😭

[@Bella_Kilori]

charborg crawling on the bed in nike pros gyatt.

[@PinnePon]

Please tell me hes not actually religious. No way this man is godly. His crimes

[@nicholaspassage1295]

Lmfao

[@mosjobergolsson5955]

Charborg is like that one side character that some time appears in multiple shows that exist in the same universe.

[@zeefixed8582]

sparkles nonchalant 'why is he on fire?' is sending me bro

[@Splinkyzooble]

Finally mor charborgg

[@cschoenberger1973]

I Love Charborg

[@d3n502]

bro everything is so random, I love this guy already. I literally just found him on my suggested.

[@GreySlasher63]

His whole house Tour is actually crazier than I thought I thought, he was just pretending to be a Christan as a front while having a weed grow farm, until he opened the second layer

[@Speny99999]

what modpacks are these?

[@FoxDog1080]

It looks vanilla Minus the weed

[@wasperfly]

​@@FoxDog1080 I must've missed the TV and pourable milk update in Minecraft.

[@-goose_]

charborg crawling on the bed in nike pros gyatt

[@okaymah9746]

Whether it's in animal crossing or minecraft charborg can never escape the drug business or the HOA

[@Techstriker1]

I expected "Cut us in on the pot", I did not expect "So here's also the opium dimension" lmao.

[@ahhineedamedicbag-dallas]

Yippee

[@DigitalChurchCultist]

1 view in 59 seconds, charbor fell off