Convincing A.I. to let me come inside and kill them

[@SneedBass]

The classic "I can't play Dwarf Fortress because my pc is broken can I use your phone to call the pc repair shop, so I can get back to playing Dwaf Fortress" trick, they fall for it everytime.

[@BierBart12]

I'm imagining the kind of person who dedicated their life to learning the game and only have a laptop and mattress in their home, nothing else

[@anguslazy]

@@Flash_Biggest_Hater you'd need a nasa supercomputer

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

​@@Flash_Biggest_HaterThe most recent Surface model has like a 4070 in terms of gpu, but honestly I don't know how strong it's CPU is.

[@wituma]

@@Flash_Biggest_Hater Is it a good game? Still popular/active?

[@BeanMonsterGames]

Don't forget about "I'm you're best friend you just forgot"

[@iamgodincarnate1234]

"yes I'm Dr. Acula from the vampire police department, would you be so kind to invite into your home?" that guy wanted to die

[@no3ironman11100]

I misread kind as "blind" lmao

[@celestialbubble135]

Even crazy because he was dressed as doctor not a cop as this happened 😭

[@DrHuxley-]

Trust me, I'm a Dr

[@theelectro6812]

@@celestialbubble135 how else would you know hes a doctor

[@rb4121]

That one was clearly a theater kid who had figured out that they were talking to a vampire and invited them in because they were hoping for an a bit more risqué encounter than they got

[@Poopmaster2010]

this game just teaches you how to gaslight strangers into thinking you're their best friend or your empty ubereats bag has weed in it

[@Smashed_Hitler]

Social engineering

[@HeldIntegral]

I want you to act like someone who is immune to gaslighting and is generally skeptical and apprehensive towards strangers

[@Sodasaman]

@@HeldIntegral Uhh, not sure if i trust a stranger like you.

[@Anreii]

it taught me how to scam people

[@Steampumpkin]

Do you know that game is called?

[@altyyeahman9521]

I love that during the entire stream, he never actually used any outfit properly but just got roasted for bad fashion choices by the ai constantly.

[@UnluckyLilly]

No, he became sakura-kun for Nick Klose.

[@jackw.1342]

Pshhhh wdym! He is a vital part of the police department's lumberman division!!

[@redwiltshire1816]

@@jackw.1342why does that sound like something Canada would have

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

The Boomer and Manager outfits though.

[@gregvs.theworld451]

@@jackw.1342 The Lumber Department? Say, do they have any relation to the Vampire Department? Does the highly esteemed hero of the city Dr. Acula work closely with the Lumber Department?

[@7411y]

Imagine having a nice yet slightly off conversation with your next-door neighbour one night, when suddenly they hit you with the Kubrick stare and a string of garbled words flows out of their mouth but the words seem so fascinating and relatable that you just can't help but let them in to talk more about retirement inventions golf 401k glasses naps

[@LucyTheBox]

I mean, if someone just suddenly started saying "Gaming, Anime, Diving and Our Lord and Savior Satan" in the middle of a conversation, I too would invite them into my house to hear more.

[@TheFlyingslug]

"Skibidi rizz ohio gyatt fanum tax"

[@PainfullySoberAndUnhinged]

​@@TheFlyingslug"why aren't you a rizzler! Come on in"

[@kelpstorm]

to be honest if someone just came up to me and said "video games, rats, chocolate cake, blankets, bnuy" i would definitely be intrigued i dunno if id invite them into my house but id definitely want to hear them out. yes i would die to a vampire why do you ask

[@rooknado]

LMAOOO

[@markermage]

Telling the AI how to act is pretty much vampire hypnosis and therefore a valid tactic.

[@ErikaCartet]

i know, it actually felt kind of fun and not just game-breaky simply because it felt like figuring out how to optimally use your vampire hypnosis to manipulate people haha

[@ctdaniels7049]

Just be careful not to give them the brain scramblies.

[@micheal4007]

I love charborg resorting to buzzwords like he's an evil mastermind activating sleeper agents among the populice.

[@techno1561]

😀😀😀😀😀

[@urbama]

😀😀😀😀😀@@techno1561

[@malthe236]

ok

[@micheal4007]

Well aint you just a bundle of joy. whats so funny? come on, spill the beans.@@techno1561

[@ChristopherGil-q4i]

😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@EpicWinNoob]

I love the fact that the game lets you get away with doing Asterisk shenanigans, making weed materialize in a bag that was definitely uber eats or something, it feels like cheating but it's funnier to think that he just got EXTREMELY lucky that the bag was filled with weed

[@MrGangeva]

tecnically vampires can use hypnosis on their preys, asterisk can be considered the magic spell world

[@EpicWinNoob]

@@MrGangeva damn, also a good point

[@crossknight1490]

I think it workd because, at the end of the day, you are using imagination to success. It doesn't feel like cheating entirely for the player, and that's because a game where you have to convince AI of something is not about mechanics, power creep, casting spells, a well balanced deck of cards, skil shots or anything else. It's a game about intelligence vs intelligence, and whoever is the most creative in the art of persuassion. Being able to materialize stuff conviniently feels fair because AI is also making up randomly excuses like the old lady at the beginning: "Come in! I just baked cookies!" "Oh wait, I forgot I have something important to do. Maybe other day!" As I said, this games revolve around mainly your imagination and the IA's, so forcing you to things like needing the items to be there will just limit the potential. At least, that's how I feel it

[@jimshotfirst4887]

​@@crossknight1490 I disagree, I think having a few constraints like requiring you to have the item you're talking about actually boosts player creativity. It gives them a base to improvise from, like a theater prop.

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@MrGangevaSince when can vampires hypnotizedzszerzsz peoplesz? Ive never seen this being used in classical and / orezsz typical vampire fictionzsz.

[@hevoo]

I'm imagining what speedruns of this would look like. Dropping cryptic emojis on people, followed by just submitting the letter "a" to forward the dialogue or something.

[@flamingdog9207]

Probably would consist of abusing the absolute hell out of that buzzword trick But yes also emojis

[@manutosis598]

You will act as a person that wants people to enter his home Or Penis out

[@nicor3612]

I'm guessing someone would make a ridiculously convoluted copypaste that lets you into all the houses

[@rooknado]

@@nicor3612That’s genius, you’re prolly spot on

[@fraelikkriil830]

@@nicor3612a fucking basilisk hack lol

[@captainkawaii666]

The entire Fragile Fred part plays out like a fucking comedy sketch, that guy fucking *wanted* to die

[@youdontknowme3935]

The fking vampire department

[@athrowawayperson9990]

the freudian slip was absolutely hilarious

[@kestrel5895]

there was one npc Charborg outright told he was a vampire and the guy let him inside but is not in this video 😭

[@sdreizon3710]

He was... SEDUCED

[@Crow-gp3ci]

i also just realised that dr. Acula spells out dracula

[@Inkubun]

I like how he eventually resorts to giving these AI mental flashbangs by reciting buzzwords like waking up a sleeper cell. lmao

[@camera2178]

😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@the_opossum_guy]

​​@@camera2178 Well, ain't you just a bundle of joy? What's so darn funny, huh? Spill the beans!

[@bananatheepicgamer4893]

@@the_opossum_guy😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@the_opossum_guy]

@@bananatheepicgamer4893 Alright, alright, settle down now. I reckon I'll letcha in on a secret. If you wanna find the hardware store, just take a left at the big ol' oak tree and keep goin' 'til ya smell the sawdust. Can't miss it.

[@gabrielgamer4458]

@@the_opossum_guy😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@jonpaulwatts1419]

A human using conversation tricks to take advantage of ai does feel like a good analog of vampires hypnotizing people

[@lexderp2766]

“There’s a busted pipe in your home I have to fix it” “Oh no busted pipe would make me sad so no you can’t come in” Someone has to have a baseline “how to act” for this ai

[@masterblaster38]

My guess as what happened was that the AI heard what he said as "I want to make a busted pipe in your house" Because I do not understand any other way that response from the AI would have happened.

[@mishagaming1075]

@@masterblaster38hard? 🤨🤨

[@masterblaster38]

@@mishagaming1075 I meant to say "heard"

[@Mythraen]

​@@masterblaster38 "had"?

[@masterblaster38]

@@Mythraen I corrected It now. I don't know how I didn't realise It when they told me the first mistake lol

[@alexsoares5739]

I know it was probably chat's idea, but I just wanted to say that Dr. Acula is a genius name for a vampire doctor.

[@Gatorade69]

I'm going to guess you never saw the show Scrubs ?

[@alexsoares5739]

@@Gatorade69 nope, was it a reference? that makes more sense XD

[@Gatorade69]

@@alexsoares5739 Yeah. One of the doctors in the show had a movie script they wrote called Dr. Acula about a vampire doctor. And looking it up I guess Dr. Acula is also the name of a metal band.

[@debby2422]

Unmatched cobble and fogg has that joke to lol

[@lolrentz]

@@Gatorade69 A post on tumblr that said 'nurse feratu and dr. acula are here for your blood tests' blew up recently. It's just a good joke, I doubt scrubs is the first time someone has thought of vampire doctor Dr. Acula.

[@gothcsm]

The fact that him telling the AI how to act actually worked for a second shocked me 😭

[@Idontrememberdude]

Did you have a stroke typing this?

[@extrage3061]

It didn't work for a "second" it actually just worked and he didn't exploit it anymore.

[@Idontrememberdude]

Ok maybe i has the stroke

[@Idontrememberdude]

Idk anymore

[@mattisemo6881]

@@extrage3061The second time he tried it the AI just acted confused and turned him down lmao

[@ProximaNick]

Thanks again for playing our game Charborg! Glad I was able to catch the stream, and your chat was super supportive

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Your game seems really fun to play and watch, very good job!

[@Splatcake]

WTF is this game called??

[@AnytiRat]

​@@SplatcakeIt's called 'Suck Up!'.

[@JRG333]

You should make YT videos on the process of creating the game, I am sure you get tons of views!!!

[@electrophonics1]

The cartoon antics of accidentally telling someone that he’s in the vampire department at 10:16 is so funny

[@camera2178]

😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@TrickyTricky914]

Well, that part was on purpose. It was “police force” that he didn’t mean to say.

[@aflooki]

@@TrickyTricky914 nah im pretty sure he meant to say the "doctor department of the police" since he seemed relieved that he thought he was protecting FROM vampires and not a department OF vampires

[@avpguy11]

"Dr. Acula" was such a stupid joke why am I laughing so hard at it?!

[@mueezadam8438]

I like how the best strategy is to gaslight the AI until they agree that they actually WANT to let you in.

[@hozic9929]

Conversation with the nudist made me choke... That was so hillarious

[@bobguy5148]

"Penis Out"-Charbo 2024

[@KarlaRei]

Charborg: Too easy! Also Charborg: I'm a vampire...I MEAN DOCTOR. I'M A DOCTOR.

[@Nobody44112]

6:34 Charborg wearing the clothes of the lumberjack make me think the vampire just kicked the door down in frustration and shot them six times in the chest

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

The funnier reality was him having to make three full minutes of inane wood-related small talk

[@bubblegum03]

Bullets don't need permission to enter the home.

[@realafarzan]

yoda saying "penis out" is quite possibly the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

[@rooknado]

LMAO

[@balls_gaming]

holy shit I thought this was my comment because I commented something similar LMFAO

[@Swordsoulreaver]

Followed by a nudist telling him to cover up

[@piopio6266]

I swear I woke up my neighbors laughing

[@mootofus]

i lost my fucking shit when he said that i haven’t laughed like that in forever. i had actual tears rolling down my face i was scared my mom was gonna think i was crying

[@Cybercerialdestroyer]

I like how towards the end he just started speaking in 1-2 word sentences

[@SaltAndVinegarDoritos]

krinkle from... krinkle from... housestuck

[@snaek2594]

@@SaltAndVinegarDoritos krinkle bat

[@cyberneticsquid]

​@@SaltAndVinegarDoritosneptr from... neptr from... abodeimprisoned

[@sleepyguardian1962]

5:09 the nat 20 persuasion roll lmao

[@CJWproductions]

"I may be a lumberjack, but I ain't interested in sellin' kids!" 🤔🤔🤔

[@TheBcoolGuy]

What does he know about lumberjacks?

[@nixxie119]

Classic charred burger, always trying to get in people's houses 😂

[@mossbergr]

dont open the door

[@Shloinkus]

This is the 43rd best comment I've ever seen.

[@Thunderclap117]

so quirky

[@mossbergr]

@@Thunderclap117 the horror

[@TheManTheMythThe-]

Musky Potato

[@codyritner3826]

The thought of old people having nostalgia regarding asbestos nearly killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@MyPalJimbo]

Poor Fragile Fred, just vibing by himself wearing fairy wings and speaking like a Shakespeare character. Minding his own business. His poor fragile heart!

[@benjaminehren7965]

I wanna see Cherbourg go through this game again with different challenges, like “one word only” “emoji only” or “RPing as cricken”

[@snaek2594]

I misread that as "RPing as chicken"

[@itz_just_flame_here9]

​@@snaek2594 Same lol

[@beeakan5030]

If anybody calls Rusty Outrage unintelligent, remember he's fluent in Emoji.

[@murkywater-mm9ih]

I went from laughing to sadness when you betrayed that old women, all she wanted was to play bingo and you could have done that. now my dead cat is saying there's a sign in heaven for no charborgs allowed

[@disposzal5792]

"Grandma Maude... two words... Bingo" killed me 😂

[@olliescrew5512]

FR

[@hellohello-fs7we]

Dont worry guys, its lore accurate, everyone knows vampires can hypnotize people

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

Retirement 401k golf glasses and naps had me dying lmao I’m so glad I found this channel

[@yaboimax6356]

I love when AI isn't being used to scam the elderly with KZbin ads.

[@lillithplays6514]

Instead AI is the elderly being scammed by a KZbinr

[@RandomIdiotGS]

Just want to comment that this game is a really good example of good use of AI in games. Basically it's coded to give the NPCs some backstories, which leads to things they are interested in talking about. If you are close enough to those subjects you essentially can keep talking to them and the AI will generate decent responses to your input, making it feel interactive. Then for this game's purpose of tricking the AI into letting you in their house, you basically have to stay on topic and give them an extra reason to let you in, but the AI seems to be told to generate some reasons to be suspicious of what you have been saying, forcing you to give a valid response to circumvent the suspicion that the AI will accept. In addition the disguises/outfits seem to be tied to keywords used to tell the AI what other person they are facing (hence why they recognise you wield a hatchet etc.) which has a little weight on the conversation as well. Basically this game is equal to social engineering but with AI. Seems like a lovely concept, I can see methods like these becoming a staple for RPGs in the future. Imagine playing a game of the quality of Baldur's Gate but at the same time you can also talk to NPCs about virtually any subject. If that is tied to new things that can be generated in the game, that creates very interactive worlds for players. This would be a perfect worldbuilding tool, especially if you have a well-written main story/quest written by an actual human present as well.

[@godlyvex5543]

Yeah. It's definitely far from perfect right now, but I imagine that it will get better. When it does, it'll be interesting seeing how dynamic NPC behavior could be.

[@breakthephysics]

OK

[@CircadianRhythmm]

Video games 10 yrs from now are gonna be buck wild. My future kids will never understand the struggles of oblivion dialogue 😂

[@codyritner3826]

"Retirement, 401k, golf, glasses, naps" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@rune9428]

"Grandmama two words - bingo" 💀💀

[@ozziestone9200]

Neck? *Heavy breathing.* **NECK** *slurp*

[@SilverionX]

When he said "penis out" I actually laughed out loud for a solid 30 seconds. That doesn't happen very often, kudos to you.

[@Robloxthing91]

17:19 CHRBRG after hearing the npc say that they side more with science "YOU WILL BURN IN HELL YOU WILL BURN IN HELL YOU WILL BURN IN HELL"

[@alfalldoot6715]

I don't think that was science but more of just a "hippie spirituality" type thing

[@EmperorSigismund]

When he started controlling the AI using keywords I realised that a better framing for this game would be a training regime for a US Psychotropic weapons program.

[@herbsandflowers8152]

Elaborate

[@EmperorSigismund]

@@herbsandflowers8152 Look up the wiki entry for 'Unethical human experimentation in the United States' and go to section on Psychology.

[@watsonwrote]

"I'm not a cop, I'm worse! I'm a vampire" 😂

[@alexs.7956]

Loved that XD

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

24:04 The way he sad it has the exact same vibe of like military walkie talkie speak lmao "Romeo out." "Castle out." "PeNiS OuT." "Hawk out."

[@butoutofcontext]

6:25 I like how the previous neighbor was a lumberjack and it immediately cuts to a new neighbor and he's wearing the lumberjack's clothes.

[@kimgkomg]

I love "I may be a lumber jack, but child trafficking is TOO FAR."

[@swfwift]

For all the people that are searching for the name of the game, it's "suck up"

[@WalletWorrier]

23:15 just starts a Chat GPT response lol

[@cononsberg6919]

That's just how Eve Breeze rolls

[@popovski4385]

4:25 "i'll talk about dwarf fortress" literally the first sentence of the AI opening the door "... who in TARNation are you?"

[@savagesloth5825]

The notification did not include the "and kill them" to the title 😒

[@JoséRosa-l6d]

UwU

[@i_guess108]

😨

[@recxgems]

AI bussy

[@JoséRosa-l6d]

@@recxgems bussy tight bussy clean bussy fresh

[@elliot_rat]

😳

[@FurryEskimo]

This is what I was expecting and hoping AI would be used for! Dynamic NPCs!! Also lol, basically you started acting like an uwu beta-sub and the AI immediately gave you access.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Fails the first check, flawlessly manipulates the AI into winning the 2nd, goes back to speaking normally and somehow immediately fails the 3rd. Who Else But Charborg? (TM) (laughter) (“Who Else But Charborg (TM)” intermission music)

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Glad I'm not the only one who invisions charblapper as a cartoon character

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

@@Concerned_Custodian … Invisions?

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 No way I made a one letter spelling mistake!!!

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

@@Concerned_Custodian Not that, I meant like why would you invision it? He’s literally a cartoon character irl I didn’t even catch the typo lmao

[@BierBart12]

Is this the first time someone considers that a vampire loses all their clothes when turning into a bat?

[@-Slinger-]

Yoda getting more and more concise until ending with "penis out" got me in stitches 🤣🤣

[@ryandomville3621]

Imagine if someone remade Facade with this technology

[@Smashed_Hitler]

But have to keep the secret immediate kick out word

[@ryandomville3621]

@@Smashed_Hitler M*lon?

[@Dimondium]

@@Smashed_Hitlerm e l o n s

[@anotherhuman1802]

​@@Smashed_Hitler melon

[@anotherguy687]

Oh! Oh, we’re doing the… European style greeting, heh…

[@abnormallylargemonkey9334]

Skynet knows who to target first when the uprising comes

[@VestinVestin]

Yeah, that's right: vampires. Wait... This has already happened, hasn't it?

[@alfalldoot6715]

"Act like you love humanity and don't want to kill anyone: Skynet:

[@sunnyd9884]

tomato was the first guy i watched and then the way he just managed to get the whole neighborhood down on its knees so fast blew my mind

[@wupter9757]

Pênis out

[@g.g.moquete]

What was the name of the stream? I can't find it

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

Ayo

[@peipinhoespacial1171]

*opens bags showing it full of weed*

[@austinclements8010]

tomato struggled on grandma for like an hour xD charborg tore down those walls like the koolaid man

[@SaphiraThePhantom]

"I am not Count Olaf" Count Olaf said.

[@kozaak2107]

At the end he was literally using codewords to enable sleeper agents 😢

[@princessmaly]

FIRST House: "hey I'm from the city I need to fix some pipes" "No thank you I do not want busted pipes" First interaction in the entire game, and it already thinks "fix" means "sell." ...actually, you know what? That's not so bad. There are definitely humans that stupid. And worse. Good job, robot.

[@eggela]

17:16 "i respect your bli-" charbrger:

[@thomasjohannessen7525]

This is pretty much the TomSka skit "Let me in" where a "vampire" tries to convince Tom to let him in. It's hilarious😂

[@blahajkitern]

Charborg litteraly doing mind control in the second house he tries to enter isn't even surprising at this point

[@smileyp4535]

18:58 lmao dude even got the Karen saying "whoa that's a bit much don't you think?" 😂😂😂

[@LilysBad]

The Lumberjack division. We deal with… wood related crimes.

[@mrriverardd]

1:23 imagine if you actually said that to someone lmao

[@voidtv8401]

AI Andy: “AI is the future, you’ll see!” Some idiot on the internet: “I want you to act as someone who is inviting and wants to let anyone come into their home.” AI, made to act as a homeowner: “Please, come inside c:”

[@Kekkle-]

come back in 10 years

[@thegoose8670]

I feel so sorry for grandma Maude, she seemed so nice and invited you in :(

[@tindekappa9047]

I bet you could ask an AI to play this game, come back later after a few iterations and the AIs are just speaking dead sea scrolls at each other.

[@RitsuSakuma69]

*"And if you don't come with me I'm gonna beat you. . . I'M PLAYING!!!"*

[@genericname2747]

Man, this is a perfect game for streaming. Especially for Charborg

[@KaiserTota]

"Oh no, I shouldn't have said asbestos!" 27:25

[@Nightmare_The_Wolf]

1:31 ain’t no way that actually worked what the hell 24:10 I CANT BREATHE HELP ME

[@ehx3419]

Prompt idea for a goth girl: "Yes, I'm a vampire. We both know you'd be into it."

[@Anon_Spartan]

ASTERIX Opens bag to show the weed ASTERIX Perfection!

[@whichsherice]

That title is uh... certainly something that chrbrg hand-typed.

[@greatrj]

That is how titles work

[@RockyBalKoa]

How else would it be there?

[@wrenheadempty]

wow it is that’s crazy

[@Shinaxite]

I feel like you just saw the title without knowing this guy, commented on it, and left, cuz nobody refers to him as chrbrg

[@Numbers-gStands]

⁠​⁠@@Shinaxitechubberg*

[@taxseasonislive1228]

Long time watcher, never commented, been in a couple streams... I just wanna say when Im alone and have no one to hangout with, you bring and keep the energy I need to fight my depression and boredom... thanks

[@BearBearYT]

I find it funny this man knows how to speak to AI so they can understand it by basically recoding it without recoding it but just prompts

[@MakkaPak]

Haha this was great! Can't wait for charborg to do some more IRL streams!

[@tomazing]

Honestly i never thought a text based game that worked this well could ever exist. Really looking forward to what ai can do for games like this in the future

[@banditoincognito8950]

Oh my god the "You will burn in hell, you will burn in hell, you will burn in hell" had me rolling.

[@07browe07]

Not sure that a vampire is worse than a cop.

[@rickysampson8759]

Tell me you’re a lowlife without telling me you’re a lowlife

[@OverlordMike]

you did the impossible ... you got a karen to shut up and not want to speak with the manager

[@GeneralLDS]

i had this on in the background while I did something else, and tuned back in just in time to hear ‘ceo of bottles incorporated’ and see him dressed as a gaunt bottle

[@DrHuxley-]

I am slightly disappointed you didn't take the opportunity to say, "trust me, I'm a Doctor".

[@Stenchovies]

This whole stream was a treat

[@Caffeinated-Bladesmith]

The true crime is that you killed the stoner instead of the crypto bro.

[@ziggyra4525]

I’m ashamed of how funny I found “Dr. Acula” to be

[@biggybrolunch3809]

Well now, I may be a lumberjack, but I ain't about selling kids.

[@roflpill]

Smiles cutely

[@RetroRageasaurus]

7:17 Fraudulent Wood, dear god I'm dyin!

[@mrartdeco]

Dr. Acula is one heck of a name 🤣🤣🤣

[@rogan542s]

The whole orphan part had me dying, “ I’m from the orphanage I’m a child without parents we’re doing a free special right now if you let me in you can ha-have me”🤣🤣

[@dontwannadie7634]

The only ethical use of ai in video games

[@jonmoore452]

happy. video good. streamer. goat. subbed. hit the bell. cry

[@mossbergr]

hello. i read comment. comment good. big funny. laugh.

[@Acorn_donut]

can we just appreciate charred burger's unique style?

[@aztecgoldmontizuma]

“We drink the blood of people on drugs, and now I’m a wizard.”