Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@sxmbxdy]

ok

[@thereaper4753]

Oooh, nice. Your documentary’s are well put together so I’ll definitely give it a watch

[@protoplasm-1]

Chris calling his fridge Resident Evil because it's a Biohazard is the funniest thing he's ever done.

[@NineArc]

his life is pretty funny, more of a tragicomedy

[@evilredflame]

The “we present a rock because in our defense, we rock” is up there

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

To be honest it makes me think about myself. I share alot of things with Chris and it makes me nervous. I think I'm clever when I come up with a name for something. Like the Resident evil fridge. Its him going "Ha ha. It's a Biohazard." But I do the same thing. I make up dumb stupid names for things thinking its clever.

[@street8651]

@@Dantethedemonkiller you probably don’t live in your own shit though

[@street8651]

@@Dantethedemonkiller be safe

[@aestheticlemon69]

The fact that Chris’ original Sonichu drawings remained untouched after the house fire absolutely baffles me. It’s like if God specifically wanted THAT to be preserved so Chris could still be haunted by it.

[@grantkeller4634]

Mere flames cannot tarnish the sacred texts

[@mysteryuser7062]

@@grantkeller4634 *THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS*

[@markgado8782]

@@mysteryuser7062 you ok, bro?

[@markgado8782]

@@shranos2112 good. I'm not a degenerate psycho. Fuckwit. 🖕😂🤣

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

@@shranos2112 Enlightened, he must be.

[@Cthululz]

"I think Chris saw us as mother figures." Ladies for your sake I fuckin hope not

[@ameliaruskamp6295]

Aged like wine

[@Imnoonewhoareyou]

@@ameliaruskamp6295 this is from after the news lol

[@motherfreya2840]

Lmmfao

[@antlerzzz8401]

@@ameliaruskamp6295 nah man, aged like milk 💀

[@KodiaxeMusic]

Weapon Grade OOF-TONIUM

[@lampshade6967]

I am a firefighter. Hoarder houses like this are deathtraps. A chief of mine has said he will outright refuse to send anyone into a hoarder house unless he absolutely has to because how how easy it can be to get caught up or otherwise trapped among the trash

[@frozentrip9175]

I did a little training with firefighters out of a volunteer program, Hoarding is such a common issue now that some training hubs have scenarios specifically built for such occasions

[@unfamiliartitties]

This was a nightmare that came to me during SCBA training. You can’t see shit to begin with due to the smoke, trying to navigate your way through a rats nest like that on your belly would be a death sentence

[@Vigilant379]

Chris desperately trying to relieve his highschool because people pretended to be nice to him is so sad.

[@youngin9492]

Craziest part is that it had been over 10 years since he graduated and still wont let it go

[@jeremyknight9980]

I'll admit, if I found out that people in my school pretended to be my friend I would feel like shit too but Chris was never a good person so I don't feel sorry for him.

[@RobertoTorres-dj6ry]

Face it Chris Chan is a lost cause and there's nothing we could about it!

[@johndoe5432]

It's pretty terrifying to think about, the best years of his life were when people were forced to feign friendship with him. Of course he'll never realize that, but it's just insane to think about. I had an alright time in highschool but I'm 27 now and I can't recall missing that place once.

[@youngin9492]

@kie makes it even more depressing

[@ca1um166]

Chris stop commenting on these videos, it counts as spoilers for future episodes

[@thediscordperson1564]

Lol

[@wesleytrout4931]

This timeline is unraveling...

[@mikehunt3688]

This one isn't from Christine this one's from Sonichu

[@dsprocks]

You're double the loser that Chris Chan is because you're sitting here watching a documentary about him. What kind of loser sits down and watches a 40 minute documentary about another loser? A loser, that's who.

[@stevengrogan9972]

@@dsprocks remember, this is part 39, all of which have 40 minutes

[@mamatorinq5678]

Those past videos made me realize... Chris doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a mom with benefits! Edit: I told ya

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

Oh god...

[@craigtucker6001]

Well what a coincidence.. a very depressing one

[@joelkulesha8284]

Idk if you can read the future but you were... Very on point it seems

[@ava_87]

really out here proving freud right

[@reckonthered2889]

This aged beautifully

[@Vi0ar]

The way Geno does caps as screaming and then returns to a bland monotone voice was no transition is so hilarious and never gets old.

[@reeferseasalt]

IT WAS THAT LONG

[@leann4265]

The fact someone complained about age I doing this on a previous video and Geno pinned the comment.. was surprising. How could you *not* love the way Geno yells the all caps words?!

[@masterwaxon8271]

This is why I stay

[@noamaster3898]

...and casually deadpans every rage typo and malapropism.

[@badledgend1172]

Geno stated that he reads it as that because of how Chris read text in one of his DSi videos

[@Sebastian_Michaelis]

It physically hurts me how ungrateful Chris is after receiving the care package.

[@marz-95]

He's a POS

[@KnightofFunnyJunk]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CARE PACKAGE DIDN'T COME WITH ANY EXPENSIVE LEGO SETS?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO USE SOAP AND SHAMPOO FOR?!

[@PutridPenguinPoots]

"Hey dumbass you fucked up the free shit you sent me! Fix it now!"

[@TheTrueNehme]

I had to pause when it got to that part, I couldn't believe after such a heart warming letter, an exceedingly rare feel good moment of this whole documentary, that Chris' first reaction was to complain about it. 😢

[@Cosmiichu]

Same :( I'd cry of happiness if someone did that to me

[@Xploshi]

It actually broke my heart to see Chris being so ungrateful after receiving that care package with the heartfelt letter and all that money from his fans

[@animefan2454]

Proves once and for all that Chris is beyond redemption

[@maxumus1019]

I think it was an autistic impulse, and the fact that he was spoiled. I think about how maybe Chris would have been better off staying a mute child

[@SpiralPoli]

Didn't expect to see you here! Sup!

[@yellowgetbright]

You're a Christorian too? I love your animations.

[@semkoops]

Those aren't his fans. They are the same people who mocked him and see him as their lolcow.

[@k-berry8771]

Barb accusing the fire fighters of stealing from her is outright subhuman

[@HydraDominus]

She's just as disgusting of a person as chris

[@brendansimonis3488]

especially after one of them got hurt dealing with their fuck up

[@salsathemonkey22]

Old people are maaaad like that for some reason

[@ginogatash4030]

​@@salsathemonkey22 that's not just boomerism bitch is legit the worst human being, her, Bob, and now Chris too, were made for each other.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

If I was one of the fire fighters knowing that they went back to hoarding after the house was renovated, I would have seen the house keep burning instead of attempting to put it out.

[@GodfatherXXI]

It just hit me why Rocky and Chris are at a McDonalds filming the Lego set. It baffled me at first, but then it hit...Chris' home is so unbearable she won't go there and I doubt she would want Chris to know where she lives so McDonalds was the neutral place.

[@tofferwilhelm]

I also actually liked his Lego high school moc. Sure there's some weird colors in there but still pretty cool. I mean he shouldn't have spent the money on all those sets but this guy is just so pitiful I can't hate him.

[@ReddKnight10]

Oh my gosh you’re so right; this was weirdly one of my biggest questions in the series

[@_d2082]

@Mrwompwomp Iam That's a really good observation.

[@Teesquared00]

A few videos ago there is a recording between Rocky and a troll posing as a social worker or the likes, and she literally laments that the place is unfit for human habitation.

[@emsparklemoji]

You're definitely right about both Chris's house and her own house being out of the question for Rocky, but to add to this, the next most obvious choice would've been their church, the main place they would've ever met anyways. But given Chris said he wouldn't be attending the church for a while because he blamed it for not helping his depression, I can almost guarantee he threw a bitter fit at the very suggestion. McDonald's was the last common ground they could come to. Guarantee that conversation between the two of them went down like negotiating a peace treaty between two warring countries.

[@AngelofPaz]

Jesus christ. Every time I start feeling sorry for this guy, reality slaps me in the face and reminds me how spoiled and entitled he is. Getting that care package and money from people out of the goodness of their heart and he starts complaining and yelling smh.

[@clarencetuurngait7628]

Don't forget his mother accusing the firefighters of theft ... This whole family is awful.

[@DeltaPi314]

(PARTI 41) He even got another cat killed by sending animal control after it, and then accused the owners of plotting against them by breeding a snake and stealing Barb's hoard.

[@Obelion_]

yeah its a really strange combo. one part is this super shy autistic guy who just wants friends, the other the entitled, narcissistic asshole who wishes everyone else to burn in hell who has it better than him

[@Itried20takennames]

AngelofPaz I agree, but that is also part of autism. Most of us naturally absorb complex social rules on what it is or is not ok to do (don’t complain about gifts, writing “want women” on your stomach is not a good way to get a date, being banned from a store is not a soft rule , etc.). To people with autism, these rules are baffling and contradictory (what is wrong with being honest?). He also seems to have been raised entitled and excused by parents with their own issues. A sad situation overall.

[@loathy4528]

To me, it's just a case of a family being stuck in their ways. They didn't bring chris to a doctor to help him out with his autism cause they thought the workers would abuse him

[@empac8631]

It’s actually disgusting that a firefighter was injured and a cat died because Barb and Chris don’t want to clean their garbage up. *sigh*

[@treny1962]

that's why hoarding is considered dangerous

[@mai1449]

oh shit i didn’t get to that part yet :(( poor cat

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@mai1449 me neither man. poor dude and poor cat :(

[@themarkiscookin]

Then Barb accuses a firefighter of stealing a shitty painting

[@empac8631]

themark1994 just thank god none of those grubby firefighters saw the ultra rare sonichu drawing, or the magical sonic totem.

[@brittneyharmon6647]

Every time Chris mentions his hate for men because they are terrible, creepy, and horrible people who push their lifestyle on others I can’t help but go cross eyed at how he doesn’t put himself in that category

[@Mitreme]

it’s also ironic that he’s okay with lesbians but hates gay men, when really with his logic, gay women “take away” the women while gay men don’t 💀

[@surelock3221]

Same, but I also stick my tongue out

[@AntminName]

@@Mitreme it’s just because he views lesbians as a fetish instead of two people genuinely in love.

[@howthetubbiestelly]

It’s because he views them as a porn search instead of women who are in a relationship and love each other. Funnily enough, he seems to also not view gay relationships as men who love each other. :/

[@miythac]

Honestly as a straight man gay sex can be pretty hot.

[@Marbo12f]

There is a scene in Adventure Time where the Ice King floats through astral dream space asking why the girls he kidnaps don't like him. The Cosmic Owl appears and tells him its because he is sociopath. Ice King absolutely rejects this message and insults the owl. That is Chris Chan.Constantly asking why yet rejecting every answer he gets.

[@sodkfniw2669]

I haven’t watched Adventure Time in a while, but I don’t remember that happening. What I remember, is Ice King just saying “Oh” then giggling like a moron.

[@NightTimeDay]

Here's the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH_NoGttlJyqrLM Lol it really is a certified Chris Chan moment

[@nobodyofknowhere973]

Even someone as weird as ice king had some kind of self development (yes im talking about ice king and not simon) more than chris chan ever dream of

[@justins340]

Tbf all he needed was a good shave and the princesses caged rhemselves for him

[@NN-ix9wf]

That show had a disturbing obsession with cuckoldry

[@coople77777]

Genuinely gasped when Geno mentioned Chris’ 32nd birthday. Like we’ve all really been following this man’s life since before he was 18.

[@alicesacco9329]

32 years old, already with hypertension?

[@lasskinn474]

chris didn't get famous until into like mid 20's. the earlier stuff was just discovered later.

[@alexku9390]

@@alicesacco9329 ive had hypertension since before 17 runs in my family

[@holyboiamethin2790]

@@alexku9390 ah genetics just love to fuck around don’t they? My family has a history of heart disease, breast cancer and skin cancer. Had skin cancer at a very young age myself (I think 8-9 years old). Also depression is extremely prevalent in my family as well as anxiety disorders and ADHD. Not fun but oh well. Just runs in the family :/

[@NollconTroell]

A thirty second birthday... Short and sweet.

[@Guttabee]

Chris' trolls have offered him more support, and better advice than his entire family.

[@ZeranZeran]

True shit.

[@chheesebrain]

the care package is honestly a highlight of this entire saga.

[@simonhansen5038]

The internet is full of familyless experts on family counceling.

[@mcoupe69]

@@simonhansen5038 fair enough

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Yet he continues to blame them for everything bad that happens to him (the same goes for his white knights)

[@HoovyTube]

Watching this is torture, it's like seeing an easily avoidable car crash happening in slow motion.

[@OrdinaryDrew]

We are all stuck in traffic, waiting on the freeway, for this metaphorical car crash to be resolved. Also I love your SFMs :)

[@pisssommelier768]

@@OrdinaryDrew traffic got worse

[@OrdinaryDrew]

@@pisssommelier768 OH GOD!! It’s like if the ambulance showed up, only for it to crash into like a school for orphans with a puppy shelter on top. It’s so much worse

[@halfadecade4770]

We know. We have read the same comment on 38 other videos at this point

[@widen698]

this video is particularly difficult to get through for me, ordinarily I think I'm okay but the ten minutes of footage of him showing off his recreation made out of legos of his high school from over a decade ago in a McDonalds where his church counselor enables his behavior it's just, it's like bones breaking, I have to pause every thirty seconds and wait until I can bite off a little more. I'm waiting to get to the care package segment because I know I'm going to have to restrain myself.

[@ratherande]

It’s disgusting that one of their cats had to die because they couldn’t get control of their hoarding situation. I truly feel bad for any animal that had to suffer under the “care” of these people.

[@mochichimjimini]

I was coming here looking for this comment. It genuinely makes me livid seeing people force animals to live in such conditions.

[@Dhips.]

enraging isn't it.

[@thegiftedfire3470]

Chris Chan should never got a pet in the first place He can’t even take care of himself

[@sneel444]

Those poor cats and dogs.

[@letsmakeit110]

They were probably constantly bitten by mites as well...

[@GladstnJones]

"my dad's negotiating with the principal, cause that's one way to make friends in Highschool. Negotiation." .... That is the saddest sentence I think I've heard anyone say in a long time.

[@Disembow1280]

In this case if negotiation means extortion, then that would explain too much

[@animefan2454]

Kid never had chance life failed him

[@sohaib7526]

Yeah, I was wondering what Rocky thought when he said that.

[@notaraven]

Ironically, I don't know how sarcastic Chris was about that. On one hand having a dad constantly negotiating and working with school staff can feel alienating, on the other his dad made great efforts to get other students to work with and talk to Chris. Bob could have been memorialized literally in the mitts of having staff push students to socialize with Chris.

[@bioticjedi3864]

Yea that topped the other sad thing where Chris tries to act out family life and it's clear he's just repeating the shit his parents said when he was a kid

[@muuraa1]

"That's one way to make friends in high school, negotiation." Ouch.

[@KazuTree]

Sometimes I forget that some of Chris' friends were payed by Bob. Sad stuff

[@zeul787]

@@KazuTree hold up i never knew that, were they really paid ? also in which episode it was mentioned

[@boboloon]

that made me frown :(

[@judyhopps9380]

Mom's teaching English. The subject is SCABIES!!!!!!

[@KingcupXI]

So he kinda knew that all his friends may be hired by his father.

[@Benjatron-jw2rg]

As soon as you start to feel bad for Chris, he shows how selfish he is. He receives a package with supplies donated to him after his house burns down and the first thing he does is complain.

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

Yup, that seems indicative of a lot of people nowadays. It's like having a generation of Oscar the Grouches that are never happy with anything and just live to complain.

[@BombayBerke]

@@bobbyshaddoe3004 why do I suddenly hear Alanis Morissette coming from your general direction right now?

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

BombayBerke Thank you.

[@nothingreallyrhymeswithora9377]

That is what happens when you get enabled your whole life. You don't know what real hardship is because something is always bailing you out. Only a clown, a truly ungrateful clown, would not be thankful to get a box of donations after THE HOUSE BURNS down.

[@giph002]

@@nothingreallyrhymeswithora9377 Chris is a bum who has only worked for two months out of his nearly 40 years on the planet. He burned the house down by being careless and was ungrateful when people sent him free money.

[@solhayabusa1458]

"a greedy firefighter." To the Chandlers, everyone is an enemy

[@dukenukem69]

Too bad they didn't both have heart attacks when chris was balls deep in her barbussy. The more I get into this story the more I absolutely hate all of them.

[@Blackarooni]

The Megalomaniacs

[@n1nsen666]

i misheard "greedy" as "creepy" when i first heard geno read it aloud which is ironic because i dont think ive ever seen a creepier duo then Chris and Barb, especially after... the incident.

[@marciharp631]

To Barb and Chris Bob was alright

[@heartcatchprecure]

@@marciharp631 no he wasnt but whatever dude

[@CosmicChaiLatte]

Their house is so disgusting that Barb literally had bugs burrowing into her skin

[@Klonoahedgehog]

How the fuck are these people still living

[@Jebiwibiwabo]

if you recall, so did bob, what helped bring upon an early death, implying that its been that way for years.

[@Michael-ru3su]

They are trying to escape the environment and barb felt bad for them

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

They're literally rotting with their trash 🤢

[@Ashethetics]

It looks like a beautiful house and largeyard, if it was cared for.

[@xaradore3752]

“I find the males most ugly, offensive, horrendous, crazy, creepy and all that shit” literally described his whole persona lmao.

[@drkissinger1]

It really demonstrates that he sees no value in people he doesn’t want to have sex with.

[@Sypaka]

Did the Chandler Home didn't have mirrors or did they mold off the bathroom wall?

[@wesleyhorn9657]

@@Sypaka he’s a hypocrite, though they definitely didn’t have mirrors based on how ungroomed he is

[@SonGojit456]

Damn Hypocrite

[@StevenValengavich]

I miss the simpler days, liquid Chris singing songs and Chris screaming about Ian Brandon Anderson

[@alexthibodeau979]

Dude I used to hate hearing about Sonichu every five seconds in the earlier parts, but now I miss hearing about Chris' awful OC's. Anything is better than these unhinged antics. I have never had more anger watching Chris Chan until part 38

[@wooper2654]

@@alexthibodeau979 I know exactly how you feel. Back when it was nothing but boyfriend free girl, I AM STRAIGHT, MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN SONICHU WESTON CHANDLER, BIRTH NAME CHRISTOPHER, SPANISH NAME RICARDO, NOT IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!, and TROLLS HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT AND SAID I WAS GAY. I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

Joshua moon and the kiwis putting together that care package for Chris makes me emotional :’) Edit: Chris losing it over the check has me back to being enraged

[@LogisticPeach]

It is legitimately surprising how someone can be so downtrodden and ungrateful at the same time.

[@wesleyfilms]

You aren’t allowed to feel any positive emotions while watching this documentary. Chris will see to that personally.

[@miguelb5661]

When I first started watching, I was confused on why most of the comments were being mean to Chris, but slowly and surely, every time I start feeling bad for him, he does something to remind us that he really is a horrible person.

[@cellytron]

Seriously! I’m sitting here getting a little teary. The fact that they sent him Axe body spray and art stuff, including model magic, really shows me where their hearts were, that it’s really all in good fun and that they were trying to make him at least smile a little while going through this legitimate hardship. Nothing in the note was nasty at all, either. That note and package should have been Chris’s come to Jesus moment. Edit: And they even sent him a Sonic cap?!?! This fucking dude-

[@floofypoofybread]

@@cellytron What is funny is that Chris now considers himself to be Jesus

[@Laqqy]

TFW you get a $900 carepackage in the mail from people that genuinely care for you only to insult them when you make a mistake

[@theroslynheightsnibbler805]

He's an ungrateful sack of shit

[@Laqqy]

Concho Pete documentary part 39 and you just finding this out?

[@GenetMJF]

@@Laqqy -*makes comment about in which way chris is ungrateful sack of shit* -*another person simply states that chris is ungrateful sack of shit, which is pretty much same thing you did but in different words* -"yoU jUst fiNdiNg thIs Out???" Bruh are you for real Laqqy?

[@captainpooper5085]

@@GenetMJF ikr..

[@skydiamsteam6005]

@@Laqqy bruh

[@icaricc]

When Geno eventually mentions Chris' comments on the series is gonna be like a 4th wall break lol

[@TheCoastalAVENGER]

haha I was thinking the same thing, by the time the documentary catches up we'll already be in the Chris vs Geno saga lol

[@bishopsarch]

Looks like we’re gonna be part of history boys. Quick, say something catchy and memorable.

[@FallenSanityG]

Geno reciting the Geno Saga is going to break us

[@chheesebrain]

that will be the most meta thing to happen in a documentary ever.

[@Exotericgaminglegit]

he simply began Documenting christory little did he know he would become part of christory

[@thomilo44]

He built that high school with 8 high school sets, and 5 other sets. FUCKING THIRTEEN SETS. A quick Google for similar sets give prices around 80 bucks a set. Let's be generous to Chris and say that in 2013, these were 50 bucks a set (which I don't even know is true). He'd still have bought lego for 1000 dollars. A THOUSAND DOLLARS, AT LEAST. While his parents were in financial ruin. Nice, Chris.

[@genosamuel2.1]

You ain’t seen nothing yet, wait till part 40

[@rawrdino7046]

Is there ways to get Legos without playing sets?

[@youtubeeee6682]

@@rawrdino7046 you can look for used legos on ebay or amazon, some people sell them off fairly cheap

[@giph002]

@@youtubeeee6682 Chris would be too lazy to spend the time doing that. You know he bought them with his tugboat at full price.

[@jajaaaa7667]

@@genosamuel2.1 this is scary

[@pickle6096]

it’s so strange how since the trolls stopped prompting him to do videos you can see him becoming more anti social and awkward in his mannerisms. He stutters more, he mixes up and mispronounces more often, he can’t keep a consistent tone of voice, etc. it’s strange to think how he has such little interaction that his ability to have those functions actually declines when the bullying goes away more.

[@angusmarch1066]

This is not uncommon. I felt the same way coming out of the lockdowns, I was socially awkward and felt ill at ease going outside although I forced myself to. This dude is in a perpetual lockdown of his own doing, so yeah Im not surprised he is getting so bad.

[@AdolfTrumpler]

@Angus March imagine actually thinking you were “locked down” lmao. The tv said ill get sicky wicky so better stay inside for 2 years

[@wahoo69]

@@AdolfTrumpler you have a doge pfp, therefore your argument is invalid

[@FlyingHeatball]

@@AdolfTrumpler it's just sitting at home snowflake no need to get triggered

[@keedizzle2387]

@@AdolfTrumpler oh so ur one of those 🥺😂😂

[@davidbray5982]

> Chris's house burned down bc of big hoarding > Chris blames a coffee machine company > Trolls send Chris nearly a grand worth of stuff for free > Chris complains (erroneously) /half a decade later/ > Genosamuel makes a documentary episode about it > Chris (incorrectly) corrects Geno in the comments > Chris complains that Geno is sharing too much stuff about him/her. - sharing too much information about Chris - in a documentary about Chris - which has featured his sex tapes, among other things - seems reasonable to me

[@gutsFunnyman]

Jfc Chris is something else man.

[@spreadwuvokay]

That wasn't Chris in the comments. It was Sonichu my man, reread the comment. He said it from Sonichu's pov

[@gutsFunnyman]

@@spreadwuvokay chris is rping as sonichu because he cant cope with reality, but same difference.

[@Ragbab84]

Spoiler alert

[@davidbray5982]

@@Ragbab84 all this stuff happened in this episode

[@cecilofchristmaspast4186]

Chris: "Megan started the rumors calling me a stalker!" Also Chris: *posts up her personal information multiple times. Never stops touching her. Emailing her. Telling her how to act around him (but not changing his actions). Drawing her being fingered by him (or else she'd get worse). Making her out of lego as a voodoo doll. Putting her in detention. Etc.* But hey at least he forgave Michael Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh and Megan... for all the nefarious things they definitely did to him.

[@sketchyjulia]

He doesn’t even understand why drawing that picture of her was wrong, he’s just upset that she didn’t want to be friends with him anymore

[@xeokym223]

@@sketchyjulia He literally has _no_ social filters.

[@TheOneFreeMan77]

Not to excuse Chris' actions, but Megan was using Chris' infatuation with her to take advantage of his wallet. She used him to buy all sorts of shit off ebay for her. So even though I think Chris' weirdness is worse. Megan is not without sin here.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Don't forget telling her to go to a website about vibrators or watch The 40-Year-Old Virgin for "education" instead of apologizing to her about the drawing.

[@kissarococo2459]

@@TheOneFreeMan77 we dont know if she actually did pay him and could not herself use the website because she didnt have a card. Chris is unreliable narrator.

[@DeltaPi314]

(from the CwcvilleGaurdian's comment) Wait, did Chris just NOW realize that Kim was a Troll? Wait till he comprehends that Clyde was like 10 different people.

[@Kyrator88]

Nah he realized around 2018 from what I read, he said something along the lines of "They're all deceptive theoretical exes, except for Kasey" I don't remember if it was actually kasey or kim but there was a singular person he excluded.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

Chris forgets stuff like that after a day or two.

[@Neo2266.]

@@OrangeHarrisonRB3 Nah, he's not stupid, just deluded

[@mahorosan1]

@@Neo2266. nah, he's a bit stupid. deluded, definitely.

[@obscure.reference]

u could have replied to that comment...

[@Ukiby3000]

"No person on the Internet can ever take away your right to be happy." Those... those are words to live by honestly.

[@Destroyah5000]

That statement right there made me believe the care package was a completely and genuinely thoughtful act of kindness towards the Chandlers. It was too late though; I foresaw Chris' reaction to it real fast. It would've been better to have left money out of Chris' sight or find a way to deliver the money to Barb directly without Chris interfering.

[@BunnLilah]

Too bad it's horseshit. Null runs Kiwi Farms which constantly shits on a lot of people with mental illness similar to Chris, and they celebrate whenever the people they attack end their lives. It's two-faced coming from them. They should practice what they preach.

[@0lionheart]

It's weird knowing in advance there's no redemption arc to this story. No triumphant, happy ending. That we're not even at the lowest point, yet. Yeesh.

[@superdog619]

sometimes its better to see a story end tragically then happily, mainly because some tragic story's will have a bigger impact then happy ones and we'll get more insight on something... if i worded that correctly or if that even made sense.

[@mc_zittrer8793]

@@superdog619 Even if Chris's own existence is meaningless to himself, we as an audience find plenty of meaning to it. What to do, what kinds of mistakes to avoid, how to be more self aware when watching someone with zero self awareness.

[@minutemadejuiceboxes9991]

Until Barbara dies he has no chance of growing up and becoming a functioning person

[@obscure.reference]

the story isn’t eve n over

[@yuvalgabay1023]

@@superdog619 dud. Its a man life. I get it if its was fiction

[@grouchy4105]

chris is like “here’s the living room” *pans camera to a wall of stacked garbage*

[@DatSheetKrae]

Nice Knocked Loose pic! 👌

[@thebiggay8390]

Chris: here's the stacked garbage. *Camera pans to Barb

[@prw56]

​@@thebiggay8390 Imagine if he had really said that, panned to the garbage, and there was a mirror sticking out behind it.

[@jackhazardous4008]

It's an ocean of garbage. That's a pretty big house, but it takes forever to traverse past the hoard, and like 3 rooms were completely inaccessible. Nothing but trash.

[@thebiggay8390]

@Trevor Herron welcome to the family son! As Chris ties you to a dinner table with magi chan, sonichu and pickle man

[@Deadpoolio47]

Imagine being nearly 40 and the 4 years of highschool is the highlight of your life. That is a sad existence.

[@Thanatos9029]

and even then, those "gal pals" weren't truly his friends. They just pretended to be his friends out of pity.

[@darkworlddenizen]

Blue spike was the high point of chris's life. He's still shitting out pieces of that medallion.

[@godofwar234regi5]

@@darkworlddenizen Wait-WTF!

[@prw56]

I was also thinking about that, everything's relative, but there's no way anyone but a saint would be happy to be around him, even when he was a kid. Remember that irate video he made pre trolls about getting an F in english class? I bet every time someone disagreed with him he acted like that.

[@calebm9000]

Sounds like most of my teachers in high school.

[@jessicasoto6213]

Poor Scamper, rest in peace, you didn't deserve to die. This whole thing could've been avoided easily, it's so sad. I'll be pouring one out for you homie.

[@jontaffersliver1299]

My heart sank for Scamper. Those pets didn't deserve any of the shit they were put through.

[@frankiecast4897]

Who gives a shit I bet you haven't even thought about the animal since you made this comment

[@MM-nd9ur]

Honestly that cat probably wished for death

[@kennethwoody5897]

Just wait till you get to Sorbet. I'm still enraged over how Chris treated him.

[@domdicenso1656]

"The whole thing could have been avoided" is the morale of the story from the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

[@Cyle_C]

Bro holy shit, the one spot on his shower wall thats cleaner than the rest....he only scrubbed that one spot like 10 episodes ago. How many years is that?!

[@samanthawhite2801]

Considering that we had 20 videos about 2010, about 3 or 4 years since the scrubbing video.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Well what do you expect from a guy who just uses Axe body spray instead of taking a shower?

[@TheTwilitHero]

I was wondering if he ever did the rest of it after that video... Apparently not.

[@gt-bz7zw]

My favorite part out of this whole saga was when I had that realization.

[@TayePurks]

Just goes to show how powerful that cleaning solution was that he was showing off lol. If he would have just finished the whole shower maybe it would have stayed clean for a bit

[@thepit7868]

It's scary how attached he is to his high school life.

[@ultra6671]

What do you expect when he views it as the best time of his life?

[@little_hunt3r]

@@ultra6671 It's weirder when you find out that he apparently almost never did any real classwork and hoe often he was bullied

[@Roninberserker]

@@little_hunt3r and the fact that his "friends and gal pals" were paid off to hang out with him by Bob/Barb

[@bigboybastard7162]

I couldve imagined him going back dressed as a kid going "how do you do fellow kids"

[@2013Arcturus]

Makes sense both because of, and in spite of, all the torment. He was traumatized by the experience, but it was also his biggest source of interpersonal interaction. The older and more isolated he got I'm sure he saw that time as the biggest era of companionship and friendship he had in his life. Hell, he had female friends that spent time with him, went to his birthdays, talked to him, etc.

[@bozuteru2160]

That care package that the trolls sent him after the fire and the time they closed the cwciki when bob died have been the nicest things the trolls have ever done to chris

[@wraithface4410]

They sent a care package? What of

[@bozuteru2160]

@@wraithface4410 32:13

[@Davros539]

and chris calls him a "dodo brain"..... Ive seen Chris being absolutely ungrateful before but this is something else

[@wraithface4410]

@@bozuteru2160 that is so kind

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

@Phineas Facing Forward IIRC Null didn't go through with the lawsuit because this was towards the end of his association with Chris. The Dimensional Merge and White Knight shit started, and Null was sick of trying to play along to get Chris to understand how dire his circumstances are. Plus dude lives in Ukraine, so it's not like he could act as Chris' Power of Attorney or anything. And everybody knows Chris wouldn't follow through with the lawsuit, even if a little bit of effort would essentially guarantee a payday.

[@SuperMonkeyJapan]

Seeing Chris's house makes me want to clean my house...and my place isn't even messy.

[@carbonatedPigeon]

Watching the TV "Hoarders" is the best motivation if you want get in the habit cleaning your house regularly lol

[@daniel6678]

yeah his parents were definitely hoarders in the worst way

[@xlayer5]

the fact alone that one of his cats died makes me want to make sure my house is clean and open enough for any emergency services. i have an incredible soft spot for animals and it pains me to know one died because of his and his mothers negligence

[@lilheinz9496]

@@xlayer5 wish I didn’t read that. Was tryin to avoid any details about the kitty. Was skipping those parts cause how bad it affects me, and I just knew this monster was incapable of handling a kitty, especially one with specific needs after that head trauma incident.... that affected me badly. Poor kitty rip... they were just another victim in a long string of lives ruined by the monster that was this evil bastard..

[@xlayer5]

@@lilheinz9496 yeah sorry :/

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Mom: “I’m going to the store do you want anything?” Me: *WANT WOMAN!*

[@rinoz47]

We have woman at home!

[@senseofjustice0218]

EVERY WOMAN

[@toaomc4746]

rinoz47 WOMAN at home:

[@samuraibeatzz]

Woman at home is Barbara

[@cacycay]

wo.. want woman.

[@yaboyregret8216]

Damn, Chris talking about his dad spending time in the shed reminded me that his dad built that shed to spend time with Chris, and Chris probably doesn't even remember what it was for before his mom filled it with her worthless garbage.

[@cecilofchristmaspast4186]

When he said "he spent a lot of time in there" all I could think was him trying to escape the fucking trainwreck of this last family of his.

[@GoldenRose116]

@@Alistair-The-Grox its not like he didn't fuck Chris up allot... like how his two other children felt about him should tell you allot.

[@Alistair-The-Grox]

@@GoldenRose116 Oh yeah, i forogt about that.

[@jackkingsby116]

@@Alistair-The-Grox he fed into all of Chris's delusions and racism. Bob and Barbara are the reason Chris is so awful

[@Caledon91]

That reminded me how at one point Bob was an aspiring man with an interesting past and hobbies and was expecting Chris to grow up into a smart and capable young man. Only for him to die in filth and his prized possessions like his stamps and records sold by Chris so he can buy more kids toys and junk food.

[@belgianwaffle1693]

His showing of the lego Manchester High School replica was oozing secondhand embarrassment. The context of bringing it to a Mcdonald's and having your pastor record it is beyond bizarre.

[@CosmicChaiLatte]

Maybe because his pastor didn't want to set foot in his cess pit of a house to film

[@friedlemons5201]

His life is basically an embarrassment speedrun

[@TheCoastalAVENGER]

I had to pause the video from the cringe!! can you just imagine being a mc donald employee watching that? watching a literal man child carry some massive lego set into the dining area and then instructing a old woman into filming him as he loudly details it and every single mini-fig inside.

[@fourniergangrene524]

I've heard reports that it may have been a Chick-fil-A, a KFC, or a Panera Bread also, over the years. I don't think there's any cut & dry proof that it was specifically McDogfood's, but there's no doubt it was a fast food place.

[@AlexLikesToons]

Another thing makes my jaw drop, but doesn't surprise me, is the insane amount of lego sets he had to buy to build it.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

“Here’s my dad negotiating with the principle. That’s one way to make friends in high school: negotiation” still has me laughin

[@birdsnake7651]

I was looking for this comment

[@jenj181]

​@@birdsnake7651me too

[@Newoaf]

Credit where credit is due, that Lego high school is genuinely pretty impressive.

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris is an uncontrollable spending. He spended and burned all of his money, on things he never needed.

[@OhYouWannaTalkToMeNow]

@@Brandonhayhew true, watching that i was just thinking about how he spend hundreds on that while he's complaining about not having any money.

[@workaccount8732]

Not gonna lie, it would've been beyond funny to see someone lob a quarter pounder from off screen right on that useless heap of legos destroying it

[@LateNightTableCo]

The build is super impressive. He clearly bought multiple LEGO Friends sets in order to make it, but there’s lot of little details that show when Chris is focused and has the materials on hand, he’s pretty creative and artistic. His flip note animations were another example of this. While simple and somewhat crude, you could tell he had SOME bit of talent when it came to creating things

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Puts more effort in lego sets more then improving his life.

[@Gruntfan]

"On June 13th, 2020, Christine posted a KZbin comment on Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39, voicing her displeasure with the comprehensiveness of the documentary series." - GenoSamuel 2023

[@Paralytixc]

More like 2039 at this rate

[@flowersforbambi]

Fuuuuuck

[@blindtreeman8052]

I legit can't wait till this documentary series gets featured in a future episode as part of christory

[@101Volts]

>Chris doesn't comment until part 39 >Primus made a song called "The Toys Go Winding Down" which details a manchild attempting to enter society at the age of 39 >Did Chris hear this song once? Probably not. >Will Chris attempt to enter society at the age of 39? Probably not, unless the "Dimensional Merge" has completed by then, and he gets incredibly confident because of it. "An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing today The first time in his life he's made that step Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity He's entered in a race that must be won One of the animals has left its cage today In search of better things, so it seems to be But in this land of polyurethane, things are apt to get a bit hot As the toys go winding down" kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHuTpah7oqd7b80

[@deceseze]

geno is gonna just reupload every episode in full when we reach the documentary years

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

"Wow, Chris's house is really gross. How do they not have parasi-" "Scabies"

[@Darkstar263]

Not long before Bob died, he was riddled with bug bites. I can't possibly imagine how hellish it would be to live in that house.

[@Bijo69]

Darkstar263 a fate worse than covid

[@Tom2404]

@@Bijo69I'm sure that house where Covid 19 started

[@Darkstar263]

@@Bijo69 Indeed. Think of all the pets they have owned. Dogs and Cats. It wouldn't surprise me if the pets had fleas and were spreading them around the house.

[@noah.2B]

Darkstar263 Hellish it is* He still lives there. To this day.

[@parmajohnwick]

the care package made me cry. they were so sweet to him. the people who hate him the most pooled their money together to help him… and the letter null wrote? i’m genuinely tearing up. and then chris gets MAD ABOUT IT??? imagine being so ungrateful.

[@spinozilla2421]

I really hate how later on people kept giving him money to help him in situations or to make do the comics, which just encouraged Chris lazy behavior even to using sick kittens to scam people for money

[@mrthaimaster]

@@spinozilla2421 and that's why he's going to rot in prison. Glad he finally behind bars. He should get that prison suit way back when he tried to run over Snyder

[@blobfishmnm]

@@mrthaimaster he just got released sooooo

[@mrthaimaster]

@@blobfishmnm yea I heard. What group home will take him in?

[@papertanks]

@@mrthaimasterNone. All charges were dismissed 😰

[@LaFaveBros]

That care package was so moving

[@kevinrivera9917]

Thanks a LUMP! >:(

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Hey Dodobrain!!

[@DecoytheSkeletalBoy]

And only served to show how ungrateful and deplorable the Chandlers are.

[@Megafreakx3]

And than Chris had to open his ungrateful mouth

[@LadyAltaria]

I don’t think think they were ungrateful. It seems like Chris got frustrated after not being able to cash the cheque, and in frustration made a Facebook post because he has no filter. He deleted it and thanked everyone involved after calming down. Chris is autistic (and definitely not “high functioning”), and this seems fairly on brand for something someone with autism would do. The Chandlers are terrible people at times, but I think assuming they was all-round completely ungrateful here isn’t fair.

[@eloso5670]

Chris's constant references to "taking care of" his family actually makes me kinda angry

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Well Chris’s definition of helping with mother nowadays includes forcing her on Camera to beg people to buy their crap on EBay

[@MikeJr9284]

Chris can barely take care of himself.

[@Nolant.]

He has been unemployed for 17 years now think about that

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

The only way to help Barb and himself is to actually for Chris to get a job so he can financially support both of them and keep them fed. But his background check is so ruined by now that he's practically unemployable by all jobs. His only job-choice is freelance working now. (In other words, MAKE YOUR DAMN COMICS, CHRIS!)

[@michaelstrong5383]

Chris can't even take care of himself. Makes me wonder what'll happen to him once Barb dies.

[@DisputedOrigin]

imagine walking into a McDonalds and seeing a 30 year old manchild showing off a lego recreation of his high school.

[@donnieburnett4622]

Yeah I'll take my food to go

[@MelindaColden]

to be fair it was a really well made lego model though

[@themangledwither]

@@MelindaColden yea it is and I'm kinda surprised by that. But its not the best mock out there. As some people actually make beautiful buildings

[@snakesis]

the shitty camera made me feel like I was tripping my shit in a hellish fever dream

[@Killerstar13]

@Sabrina O'Neil you would be extatic about meeting some internet laughingstock from a decade ago? And I thought that people who are trying to troll modern Chris are pathetic.

[@mingbotlarue5694]

"And there's my Dad, negotiating with the Principal! Because that's one way to make friends in high school: negotiation." Chris cheerily stating that while showing off his painstaking recreation of the only place he ever felt a modicum of happiness depressed the shit out of me. Instead of getting assistance in teaching his child how to develop social skills, Bob likely did negotiate with people to befriend Chris (as stated in EP 1) and all it did was set up this lasting damage. Jesus. I know Chris isn't innocent at all but for some reason that just really sat like a cup of cold sick.

[@prettyflyforawifi2563]

7:36

[@cellytron]

I did a double take when he said that. So he KNEW? He knew his dad paid people specifically to be his friends, but he still was cool with it, and cherishes those days as the best in his life? Why is it that all the things that SHOULD make him emotional or at least make him reevaluate his life don’t, and then something like an angry woman at McDonald’s causes a complete meltdown?

[@jonskillings1258]

@@cellytron Chris would hand them the money, thanking them for being his friend. It's possible that he thought everyone did it.

[@tobytaylor5321]

It's some kind of weird foreshadowing that Bob essentially had to "buy" Chris' friends when he was younger. Then Chris later has to buy his way into losing his virginity.

[@Debaronii]

Chris: I have a feeling you that you are a genuine, caring woman who listens and keeps it confidential. Me, reading this from a very in-depth, very public, documentary:

[@mosshivenetwork117]

+Vanilla Cappuccino your profile picture is scary.

[@ghost-fs7th]

@@mosshivenetwork117 have u looked at ur own?

[@mosshivenetwork117]

+ghost no body can rival my ugliness.

[@yaoimandel1293]

"The couch is under that pile." Now I'm imagining Chris as a real estate agent and that video was him simply giving a tour to a client.

[@alistair4909]

Oh god XD

[@Resinpro]

Imagining Chris in the workforce is about as close as it will ever get, even he won't imagine it, probably actually a sin in one of his ten merge commandments

[@edgelord8337]

Chris chan is the most documented person in the world. Like the fact that this video series had a been going on for a while documenting almost every day of Chris chan's live is both amazing and disappointing. But the fact that genosamuel has done this by himself and for years gets mad respect from me.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Not to mention watching Chris' uncut videos. After all the stuff he's seen for these videos, Geno deserves a lot of respect.

[@bzking24]

Lmao yes *genisamuel* is doing a great job with the series

[@TheSpeedPlays]

You can become president of the united states, not even that, take over the world via militaristic conquest, and there still won't be as much information about you out there naturally than Chris-chan. And that sucks.

[@invictus_1245]

@@michaelstrong5383 I have to say trying to find and read all the stuff Chris posts is probably even worse

[@shitpost.mp4345]

There are documentaries on World Wars that are shorter than this. Take a moment to let that sink in.

[@nickicouture7297]

As the mother of a little girl who bought almost all the Lego friends sets for her daughter - holy moly he spent a lot of money on that high school 😵

[@starspeculation]

There actually is a CWCki article that estimates how much he has spent on Lego and even a small bit about Lego-knock offs he and his family bought for him.

[@DodaDox]

​@@starspeculationhow much is estimated?

[@cornchaptermasterofcarmine5902]

@@DodaDoxthe high school ranges 800$-1200$ but after the fire Chris spent 5k$ on top of that.

[@averagegarlic9828]

@@starspeculation can you pls link that

[@starspeculation]

@averagegarlic9828 youtube is weird about links now, but if you google search "cwcki lego" the article should be the first result. Scroll down to the part that says "Addiction and Financial Ruin".

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Chris chan comparing himself to Cinderella and Rapunzal is one of the funniest images. Imagine being a prince looking for the foot that fits the glass slipper or climbing a tall tower and ending up with Chris

[@goimei]

(Shudders with disgust)

[@Nolant.]

More like one of Cinderella’s sisters

[@affablesage9582]

That prince would take one look at him and then immediately do a spinning backflip right off the top of the tower.

[@kiy9470]

It would be like that scene at the start of Shrek 2

[@jessbellis9510]

It'd be Rapunzel's tower, but there's actually a door and stairs at the bottom, it's just blocked by all the trash he hoards.

[@notjimpickens7928]

At the rate this series goes, Geno will be finished up with chris chans life, long before the next sonichu comic comes out. _Let that sink in_

[@jasonvorhees1795]

Still faster then we get a new chapter of Berserk

[@notjimpickens7928]

@@jasonvorhees1795 oof, right? When did the last one come out again?

[@jasonvorhees1795]

@@notjimpickens7928 April wirh 360, if I remember correctly. But I meant more fashbacks to the Ship Arc :D

[@harryrobson3181]

What does it want now?

[@alienfuck6940]

You're implying Chris isn't lazy

[@joshfatal]

So he had his church counselor film him at McDonald's rambling about a doll house he made out of Legos. The layers of cringe.

[@shadow_weegee275]

If it was just like, at his house then I’d not be bothered, but it feels so weird imagining being the employees seeing these two people bring in a huge LEGO set and start filming, and that his counselor even supported him in this just feels, bad. It hurts to watch man.

[@Delta225]

@@shadow_weegee275 In an earlier episode Rocky was opposed to other people visiting the house because of how horrible it smelled. I don't think she wants to be in there.

[@IRUNASSULT]

I’m sure the Church would have helped out in renting a dumpster and maybe even a few volunteers to clean out a lot of the junk in his house if he only asked and explained his situation.

[@wastedproductions45]

@@IRUNASSULT If anything Barb would have been the bigger issue seeing she's a goddamn horder.

[@maxley.]

I mean, you gotta admit that’s a pretty good lego building

[@nart_real]

“His house burned down and he blamed Keurig, his cat died, he got some free stuff and then he did a little dance.” That’s pretty much what I got from this chapter.

[@fmsyntheses]

He also immediately spit in the face of the people who were trying to help him.

[@nart_real]

@@fmsyntheses true, I left out the worst part lmao

[@thegooseshack2619]

Christian "I'm fine with gays as long as they don't touch me" Weston Chandler

[@nanuqo2006]

*Ian "I'm fine with gays but only when people get angry that i'm not" Brandon Anderson

[@deoxtroy802]

Christian RICARDO "I'm fine with gays as long as they don't touch me" Weston Chandler

[@radioactiveentertainment5059]

"Christopher" Christian Ricardo "I'm fine with gays as long as they don't touch me" Weston Chandler of Ruckersville Virginia, creator of Sonichu: the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

As if any gay man would touch him. Please, they have standards.

[@MikeJack20]

*tucks penis into own unwashed asshole*

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

We are now in Chris Chan: The Dark Ages

[@rinoz47]

@M Huber for quite a while

[@shitpost.mp4345]

I perfer the term Solid Chris: Phantom Taint saga

[@spreadwuvokay]

I keep seeing this kind of fucking comment but I consistently piss myself laughing at least once per episode. Chris Chan representing his mental state with a face down Lego character last episode then a zombified one this episode is so genuinely fucking funny.

[@ClungeEnjoyer728]

@@shitpost.mp4345I'm already an electric hedgehog Pokemon.

[@maxtheawesome4255]

I swear that's just every episode.

[@pen1sman]

I heard a KZbinr mention sonichu once in passing. Never would I have imagined the journey I’d be embarking on

[@jjcoola998]

Bro I saw a pic of Chris on 4 Chan in 2008 or 2009 at the latest when I was like 21 and never knew he had so much lore until like the last couple years

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

@@jjcoola998 I didn't know adults used 4chan.

[@KingDDDuke]

I knew who Chris Chan was but not what a Sonichu was until I read the web comic Tails Gets Trolled which got me interested in reading Sonichu then I ended up watching Geno documentary lol.

[@sus4644]

same

[@hatsoff4524]

I've heard of Chris Chan on some mystery videos and iceberg videos and the only thing they said she's the most documented person in the internet, but I was uninterested at the time. And here I am, Oh boy, what a wild ride, and I'm not even finished.

[@fire.smok3]

That was a surprisingly kind thing for Null and the people at Kiwifarms to do. Over the years they've built a strange relationship with him, laughing at him and messing with him but also caring about him in a weird way. It's bizarre, human nature is so complicated

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

and then Chris ruins the moment by being Chris

[@mayjailerxx]

Chris is so pathetic that it’s literally impossible to not feel bad for him at times

[@troglodytehunter]

Have u perused the Farm? Most of them have more than a little in common with Chris. The massive ego and delusions of grandeur are what set Chris apart most, imo. Just a truly vile person

[@sheriffspurs]

The audacity of these people to adopt dogs while they're in financial trouble and then the dogs almost die - RIP Scamper :( This series is a roller coaster, I'll have an inkling of sympathy and then he just says something and it's gone.

[@xlayer5]

yeah. the cat got me good too. it makes me fucking sick. these people needed help a long time ago and never got it.

[@tinyprettymoon]

I haven’t gotten to that part yet but I’m probably gonna have to skip it. They can both rot in hell for that idc. He said “my iPhone made it out” shut the fuck up

[@sneel444]

It is awful. But a lot of grieving people buy pets to ease the pain. Not sure why they got two though 🤔

[@theab3957]

​@@sneel444 They feared one would die?

[@Xiroxys]

I've been saying to everyone I tell about this monster that after about part 20, any time I would feel pity it would be immediately stomped out by something coming out of Chris's mouth

[@oceankisses8446]

the pictures of chris are becoming more and more hd fellas

[@mechabroski9993]

To bad he's the only thing getting uglier.

[@Tom2404]

It's like watching an episode from each season of the Simpsons. The quality looks better, but it just gets worse.

[@KaiDecadence]

@@mechabroski9993 He really needs to invest into some skincare.

[@ForrestFox626]

I kind of wish they weren't.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

I love that Geno also read the “Sent from my iPhone” line 😂

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Geno is nothing if not precise with his narration.

[@alistair4909]

It’s easily my second favorite next to his readings of “WANT WOMAN”

[@nicole9volt]

Chris says “All this clutter in here” the same way somebody says to their guests, except they have a perfectly neat house except for maybe a T-shirt here , a soda can there

[@DesolatedChild018]

Like half jokingly saying “Don’t mind the mess” except then the guest enters into a literal labyrinth of hoarded thrash piles.

[@Destroyah5000]

He did that whole tour and there was no cry for help at the end. He clearly doesn't like it, but he accepts it to an insane degree.

[@TripleQuestionMark_]

> Someone gives Chris $500 as well as lots of stuff to help him out after his house burnt down > Chris proceeds to insult gift givers because he doesn't know how a money order works Even *if* the money order was never able to be submitted, that's still no excuse to insult the people WHO GAVE YOU A SHIT TON OF TOILETRIES AND GIFT CARDS

[@jingoist-sj8gj]

Didnt read a word of that. Using them arrows outside of 4chan is peak cringe

[@donovanj]

@@jingoist-sj8gj you seem like a fun guy to be around

[@SilverSkitty]

I know! I was practically moved to tears when I saw that they had put together that gift box and written that note, which made me even angrier when Chris got all entitled about the money order

[@Sryth]

@@jingoist-sj8gj clown

[@skydiamsteam6005]

jingoist 99 Nobody cares

[@inadere8576]

I haven’t been this mad in awhile watching this series but Chris’ ignorance and stupidity actually _killed_ Scamper, a defenseless cat. With the way their house is and the way they are no one in the Chandler household should have the right to raise a pet.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@Woad_Brah Not true, I believe GiBi did a whole episode on Chris' pets. And to be honest they actually live normal length lives on average

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@DeltaPi314 Not the kittens, they die quickly Only their old pets lasted

[@racon69]

I feel bad about the two beagles they have. They’re my favorite breed of dog, and seeing this dude own two makes me sad. They probably aren’t being as taken care of as they should. But I shouldn’t make assumptions, I’ll just give him the benefit of the doubt and say the dogs are good. I doubt it tho.

[@jjcoola998]

The lazy fucks killed that innocent cat and another cat later

[@AustinBrouillard]

This entire documentary has given me a new level of madness. Also nice pfp lol

[@misterdaleboomshears8619]

Barb is really a human dumpster, blaming firemen for thievery lmao sad to say it but she really passed down those antisocial personality traits to her son, and further enforced them after Bob's death.

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

Well, karma got to her. it REALLY got to her.

[@ross3015]

Everyone's talking about Chris' lack of gratitude, but somehow that part with Barb got me more. People literally risked their lives to save as much as they could of her dumpster of a house, one ended up injured in the process, and her response is to accuse them of a crime.

[@FlyingHeatball]

dude chris is a grown man he doesn't need to let his mom still baby him

[@LookAlikeFilm]

They are lucky the firefighters managed as well as they did, AND that State Farm didn't slither their way out of the insurance claim considering the hoarding situation being a massive contribution to the destruction. Considering they had a mortgage, SF probably just went with it instead of fighting with the bank to repair their asset.

[@jileskorey1105]

To me, theres almost a BC/AD situation when Bob die. Before, Chris was a goofy manchild the trolls had a field day with. After Bobs death, Chris is clearly a broken demented man that wasn't even funny to make of anymore. The trolling seemed to subside and most of the drama is purely of Chris's doing.

[@BiggerBossN313]

This is just like the critically acclaimed anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. Streaming on Netflix and other sites.

[@jonskillings1258]

I think it started before his death, as Chris got older Bob realized that Chris would never do anything, as well as all the trolling he was getting calls of.

[@planetschlock]

I still laugh at the idea of him bringing that entire Lego high school into a McDonalds. I've watched that video multiple times over the years, maybe more so than any other piece of Christory, because the idea of a 30-something year old man doing that is endlessly fascinating.

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

You know what, you're right. Explanations for the how and why are just not adding up. Why McDonalds? They could have easily filmed in the Chandler yard. Unless Rocky was just that worried about being contaminated, in which case I do not blame her :'y How did they cart that big ass thing in there? There is no way they got it in the door in one piece; let alone whomever's car they drove in. You just know parts of it came off and they had to reassemble it right there in the dining area. Although come to think of it they are in Virginia, so maybe the doors are just wider :'y I wonder how heavy it is too. Chris never stuck me as being particularly strong, so was it a team lift to get it in? If you think too much about any CWC-made video, the mind boggles

[@workaccount8732]

@@BlackOrderAlchemist it would've been so funny to see someone lob a big mac from off screen right onto that useless heap of wasted money completely destroying it

[@c.w.r.794]

ChrisChan: High standards for a social group. Low standards for a house.

[@gibmeaway100]

Chris: Nobody likes me :( also Chris after getting a care package: HeY DoDo BrAiN!

[@c.w.r.794]

TheTotallyRetro13 He didn’t want friends, he wanted people to feed into his fragile ego. He pretty much turned into Trixie Tang in the episode where she wanted Timmy to tell her she’s pretty

[@johnnyhampton8633]

Geno has made it. Cutting to the cwc. Your documentary has allowed me to educate my special needs teen on the dangers of believing everything on the internet. So it counts as public service in my book.

[@Darkstar263]

Chris's whole life is one big cautionary tale. I am autistic and was diagnosed 3 years ago aged 27. It's scary how I could've potentially ended up the way he did. I'm grateful that I had a decent upbringing and friendships. I've even been living independently for 10 years.

[@themangledwither]

@@Darkstar263 good on you man

[@minutemadejuiceboxes9991]

Darkstar263 that’s impressive dude keep doing good!

[@emmanuelmedrano6405]

@Insert Name Here I'm currently 16 turning 17 in December and was diagnosed with autism at the age of 3 and my life was been normal I'm mean for God's sake im attending an early college high school and been saving to buy an roland 808, synthesizer and turntables becuase I'm starting djing and rapping and thanks to my parents to raise me right

[@patrickmaybe2197]

Wow this is actually really beautiful. I wish your kid all the best of luck in life and that he doesn’t make any of the mistakes Chris Chan has.

[@feliglobo]

Seeing Scamper just innocently enjoying life broke my heart.

[@lakobause]

That video of Chris touring his own house was like some kind of found-footage horror movie where they forgot to add the CGI ghosts at the end.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Or some creature crawling out of the mold and reaching for the camera

[@Brandonhayhew]

This is real life, it’s unbelievable. This is one of the things you have to see to believe it

[@PKFireFawx]

Kudos to Null and the others for helping out Chris when he needed it the most and for including that heartfelt letter. What an absolute bastard Chris is for exploding at him on facebook right after due to his own error.

[@stellanvoss5648]

yo i think i know you from a furry discord server

[@stinksmcgee]

@@stellanvoss5648 yikes

[@stellanvoss5648]

@@stinksmcgee bite cheese fuck face did i ask you

[@DaVeganZombie]

Dude... I feel you on that. Null protecting and caring for Chris is so genuine and wholesome. It was such a sweet and perfect letter. And then he just... does that. I think they expected as much though. It’s no excuse for him to do it, but he does stuff like this all the time, and so I think that’s why no one except his Facebook friends reacted to it, and were quick to help him get it sorted. Good on them even more for being patient and understanding and able to look past his BS so he didn’t go further and just rip it up out of anger.

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

@@stellanvoss5648 bruh it was one word

[@MadDannyWest]

Chris singing "Tonight Tonight" by Hot Chelle Rae really cements the time period this takes place in.

[@mlpdisneylover]

Oof true

[@perlowkey]

Ya gotta admit tho "tonight" by smashing pumpkins be hittin different

[@alistair4909]

Ngl as much as I hated that song in Highschool when it was being over played I think I hate it more now

[@RealBroccoliHour]

That song was great, it came out when I was like 8

[@alistair4909]

Lep I respect that. Tbh I was a very jaded and critical teenager at the time so it may have been me more than the song

[@melissaharris7573]

I would cry for days if I received a care package like that. A lot of things Chris does makes me mad, but the way he threw a self-important tantrum over the money order really made me see red. Art supplies aren't cheap, and he was sent a TON of merchandise to cheer him up along with the money and gift cards. He's beyond redemption. He deserves no help or empathy. I wish some of these "trolls" would have realized that before putting so much of their time and efforts into that. He didn't deserve it.

[@dongiovanni-m3i]

Fun fact Geno and Jersh "Null" were actually on the same podcast once.

[@DeltaPi314]

link...

[@dongiovanni-m3i]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/garVnHWwhJKKj5o

[@WhitekidCvsual]

@@dongiovanni-m3i dope!

[@brianthesilenthouseeunuchs5459]

Scruffed TRR

[@jagerzaku9160]

The Gunt is a whole other story, maybe that’s the next extended lolcow documentary?

[@Sithdude78]

Man it seriously makes me angry that Chris "forgives" people whom he has annoyed/ screwed over. Its kinda why I hate his jerkcop bull cause he does something bad and blames anyone who calls him on it.

[@thehermit8618]

That's his go-to defense mechanism against facing reality: insult everyone and blame everyone but yourself for the fuck ups you yourself made alone. He literally blames the firefighters who tried to save his house for stealing shit nobody but Barb in her mite-infested mind would find any usefulness and the company that made the coffee maker. I believe at this point he's so dead-set into his victim mentality that i think he can't assume responsability for anything he does

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

Narcissists typically can’t be held accountable for their own actions due their own insecurity and desire to protect their fragile ego. If you attempt to call them out, they will gaslight you and sadly Chris seems to do this all the time.

[@hikkigamer8082]

It's amazing how often he "forgives" people just to go on angry rampages towards them weeks, sometimes years, later as if apology never happened. Oh Xbox not so bad, apologies to microsoft? Month later yelling about "Hexbox." How many times has he forgiven Megan, Game Store Owner, and Mary Lee Walsh by this point? Goes back to cursing them few moments after every time.

[@xeokym223]

@@hikkigamer8082 people who are narcissistic sociopaths do that constantly. They _never forgive anyone,_ even if they say they do. Forgiving means you let the past go and never bring it up again, they're not just words you say. One can say "I forgive you" 1,000 times but if they continue to pull it out, remind you of it and rant about it, those words meant nothing. They forgive you one day when they're feeling generous and the next day they feel angry and slighted again and they just go back to ranting about something you did 20 years go.

[@metanight78980]

Null: Puts effort into mailing a care package with $500 and a nice letter. Chris: “HEY, DODO BRAIN”

[@krispycreamngo4634]

I love your pfp :)

[@genji2soew680]

I mildly enjoy your pfp

[@nullvid]

The only thing I agree with Chris on. Null is a piece of shot.

[@e.c.winner7252]

6:21 Chris legit has talent with Lego. It’s too bad he couldn’t direct all his energy towards building amazing creations and showing off his building skills instead of gyrating in women’s clothing in Walmart changing rooms and farting on cakes.

[@ayylmao27]

A ten year old could build that, then again Chris has the mentality of one

[@jonskillings1258]

When he said 3 hours I was impressed, when he said 30...

[@ultra6671]

I didn't know Chris went to high school with Ahsoka Tano, Bumblebee, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[@seamus76]

Just realised the Lego Delorean and Ashoka most likely died in the fire.... it's what they would have wanted

[@manospondylus]

Nick Gage Given Chris‘ current mental state, the terrifying thing is that this is might be how he actually remembers his high school years

[@PseudoSpaceMarine]

No wonder why he misses his high school years.

[@notatrollll]

Did I ever tell you the story of Ahsoka Tano young Chris Chan?

[@segamanxl9523]

Of course! This was obviously evidence of the first dimensional merge!

[@Ravierave]

Imagine strangers from the internet personally sending you a care package and heartfelt letter and the FIRST thing you do is bitch about it. Only Chris.

[@Resinpro]

Raven Horan it's repulsive isn't it? It almost makes me regret the times I have felt genuinely bad for his past treatment, his actions have a pattern and it is never good.

[@Ravierave]

Resinpro Chris’ morality is hard for me to pinpoint. There’s times where I really feel for Chris, and times like the above (when he hardly cared over pandahalo’s “death” or whatever) where I find him repulsive like you said (actually, I often find him repulsive lol) and other times....I don’t know. His morality is hard for me to pinpoint, bc I often look at Chris like a child. He plays with toys, watches cartoons- things adults certainly can do, but combined with his purposeful helplessness and emotional limitations, and it really feels like you’re just dealing with a 10 year old. My thoughts on Chris oscillate from pity, anger, frustration, to just complete bewilderment

[@RexVergstrong]

Not only bitch but insult them.

[@Nathanamerican27]

Actual Sonichu Fans: "Keep hate out of your heart and look forward to each day." Chris: "Hey, Dodo Brain!" Goddamn it, Chris.

[@OrochiFlamez]

The way Chris acted after receiving that care package just shows how ungrateful he is. Any morsel of sympathy I may have had for him went out the window with that. And I know we're not even done yet

[@angiermon]

I’m so sorry but the scabies thing made me actually sick lmfao, imagine knowing you have bugs living in your skin and just being like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@RyosukeTakahashiRX7]

I thought scabies were like fleas or something. Then I've read your comment and had to look it up. Oh boy, I'm fucking sick rn

[@mc_zittrer8793]

@@RyosukeTakahashiRX7 Yeah, doesn't matter what age you are, if you're dealing with even a minor case of scabies, you need to seriously stop and re-evaluate the course your life has taken to that point.

[@RyosukeTakahashiRX7]

@@mc_zittrer8793 Did you reply to the wrong comment section or?

[@mrplayfulshade]

@@RyosukeTakahashiRX7 Nothing he said is confusing, are YOU ok? Lmao

[@RyosukeTakahashiRX7]

@@mrplayfulshade No but i don't get how it's a reply to my comment, like where's the relevance?

[@aladinsane9785]

Sardines have more space in their cans than this guy and his mother have in their entire house

[@yarnshoes]

I read this as 'spice' at first and honestly, both applies.

[@connoroneil6287]

It’s ok the house burned down in 2014 so they don’t have to worry about it anymore

[@mosshivenetwork117]

OOOOOHHHHHH!

[@nlmfilms6641]

I doubt that they considered having a yard sale to sell off their stuff

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

Watching Chris detoriate in mental health while the world he knows is only his fictional town while he takes shelter from the real world is quite depressing. I want to feel sorry for the guy, but he's obviously beyond help at this point. We can now only watch and see where his life will continue and conclude. Oh btw, Barb made a suprise appearance on the last livestream Chris made yesterday!

[@galis4383]

Don't beat yourself over Chris and try to be sorry for him. He's a disgusting piece of shit, and not because of his obvious illnesses. He's just a sick person that doesn't deserve pity at all.

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

@:::::::::::::: I know he obviously isn't the greatest guy around, but as somewhat of an autistic person myself, I can somewhat understand him in a way that most people can't, even if my autism is pretty mild, ESPECIALLY compared to Chris' condition. I'm really disgusted by his racial and sexist thinking, that shit is really messed up though and Chris definetely deserves the shit and criticism for that.

[@michaelstrong5383]

My sympathy for Chris went away a long time ago. He hasn't learned a thing at all throughout his entire life.

[@Nolant.]

GamingYoshi Fanatic honestly I think it has more to do with shitty parenting then autism

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

@@Nolant. True, he obviously didn't have the greatest parents. Barb is a manipulator and Bob was an old timer with questionable beliefs, beliefs which definetely influenced Chris in his life. His parents simply weren't ready for a manchild like Chris.

[@beemelonhead1]

32:15 I keep reading in the comments of these videos that there are no heroes in this story, but dude who sent this care package is a superhero in my eyes.

[@daviddyer9066]

Much needed

[@asleepency]

The guy who sent the care package operates a forum that has harrassed multiple people into killing themselves

[@ferdmarshall9196]

Mike Snyder is definitely a hero in this story, or at the very least a victim. He's probably the only person in the whole story so far (with a name and a role) who doesn't deserve any blame

[@Lbf5677]

Isn't he the person who runs the forum where the trolls co-ordinate their efforts to torture someone?

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@ferdmarshall9196 man gets hit by the Chandlermobile refuses to press charges if not a hero, then at least a saint

[@VevoKIlledUtube]

They have rooms in their house that is so garbage filled they literally cant enter through the door. Yet the last time somebody was in there they left the light on.

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

Chris's room being the least cluttered was weird.

[@DaddyDuckTown]

@@Gaia_Gaistar Not really, Chris' hoarding is much less bad than his mom's

[@LazuliScarab]

@@DaddyDuckTown yeah Chris has always been obviously bothered by the hoarding and probably would have thrownn away most of Barb's tat if she wasn't so afraid of her. The house would still be a sty because she's lazy but probably, like, navigable

[@Nvenom8.]

"I also often ask myself, in this dead end of a life, in a cluttered house with my mother, without a sweetheart, in over our heads in debt, 'How is this my life?'" Chris' rare moments of absolute clarity are heartbreaking.

[@3crowsinatrenchcoat]

Chris has a habit of saying weirdly accurate things without realising it

[@prw56]

That didn't do anything for me, but seeing him actually take in the fact that his closest "friends" didn't like him gave me a twinge of sympathy. He sounded a little normal talking about it somehow, and the fact that he accepted it, rather than outright rejected it and assumed the person saying it was just a troll, implies he had suspicions. Maybe the girls were bad actors, but he was naive, and after being around women who were also acting and eventually came out as trolls, it clicked. Its just so rare to see him actually accept someone saying a hard truth about him.

[@shumpwumbus2813]

It's the absolute highest amount of "so close, but so far away" to self-awareness that one can get in the human brain, without the effort to actually improve anything.

[@Hiflipsicasian]

"He saw us as mother figures, which seems a little creepy now." Aged like a fine milk