Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 37

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[@sxmbxdy]

sure thing sammy

[@iceman-3024]

“I gave her a strong handed massage that my mother enjoyed in the past” These cursed words stood out to haunt me.

[@plixie1]

The comment was always weird. Now its just tragic.

[@trombonemain]

Oh...oh CHRIST

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

That and their meal at McDonalds where he can't stop talking about how pretty she is

[@keegobricks9734]

Never mind that. The whole description of visiting a prostitute was the most nauseating thing I've ever heard from chris chan. I didn't think my opinion of prostitutes could get any lower... well, one of them had sex with chris chan. ☠☠☠☠ game over man, game over. I mean at least with barb the poor old woman wasn't aware of what was going on I hope.

[@ToxicTigerPlatypus]

I actually cringed and shook my head, at that comment. Not only listing to him recount what happened, but I could have gone the rest of my life w/o hearing Chris say that...omg

[@christiancole4875]

“Now now ladies, I don’t kiss and tell.” *Proceeds to share the details extremely explicitly in true Chris Chan fashion.*

[@user-cr3db7cb8n]

I wonder what actually happened lol bc it sounds like he has a false perception of it

[@christiancole4875]

Mark Can he laid on top of her, thrusted a little and came. That’s it.

[@themarkiscookin]

@@christiancole4875 if it really happened at all

[@tumulovermelho93]

@@themarkiscookin It probably happened, paying for sex sounds like the logical path of losing his virginity when someone is as desperate and hopeless as him.

[@ohwell6422]

I mean, all he does is tell.

[@klebersousa.]

Man, i usually see the "there's only villains in this story" regarding Christory but, fuck that, Michael Snyder is a fucking hero. He made an autistic child a volunteer on the PLace, banned Chris only because he had to, was aware and endured being called a "jew", a pedo and who knows what else and did nothing. Only enforced the trespassing thing and guess what? He was right, Chris and Barb fucking ran him over TWICE when they had the chance. And even then, he still didnt want them to get charged, probably given the circunstances of Bob's recent death, Chris being Autistic and all that. Bro, Michael Snyder is my hero

[@redjirachi1]

It's like Warhammer 40000. 95% of the characters are bad people but there's the 5% like Sanguinius and Michael Synder who are good people

[@hee-ho7126]

Don’t forget when Chris called young children racial slurs over Pokemon

[@MizantropMan]

I believe a few months in prison would've had a positive effect on Chris, and I am not even the type of person who supposrts the current penitentiary system. Adapt or die. He'd propably lose weight and get his asshole thoroughly stretched. Snyder still letting him go only reinforced Chris's delusion that rules do not apply to him.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

When I got to this part of the series, I kind of wanted Snyder to bankrupt them. Because they would have deserved it and he would have been in the right. Barb was teaching that freak he is always in the right, when he is only in the wrong. Not to mention encouraging him to run Snyder because she would tell Chris lies that he was inciting trolls to bully him with no proof. Chris, trying to get the placed closed down because he was acting like a bastard to other customers and got kicked out but lied and said it was autistic discrimination and tried to slander Snyder by calling him a pedo.

[@corey9746]

@@hee-ho7126 based

[@GREENWARRI0R]

Chris: "Now, now ladies. I don't kiss and tell" * Hours later * Chris: * Writes a graphic, 8 paragraph description about the encounter *

[@suttie9582]

That made me incredibly uncomfortable

[@mathews2774]

I hated every second of it

[@Hehemann007]

It seems so fake when he all of a sudden mentions that Mia had two daughters. How would something like that have come up in a convo between a sex worker and a client?

[@metaltrombone549]

​@@Hehemann007Good point. Albeit she was probably just making up her story as she went along to get her money.

[@kokonbini]

"She hath done the weed." -Chris Chan, 37;14

[@101Volts]

But, which Chris Chan book? "Sexplorations?"

[@TyphusAndronicus]

@@101Volts The Book of Mia

[@Тапи-щ7н]

„I complained a little“

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

Not the wheed! The Lord will not be pleased.

[@kidgohan7158]

The devils lettuce!!!!

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

When a massively naked obese youtuber is able to make fun of Chris and still appear to be the more normal person you KNOW things have gotten serious

[@funkyweapon1981]

And I thought I was fat.

[@anonb4632]

Did we have to see him though?

[@gustavocisneros9627]

Isn't that the dude that drank a tub of gravy while his father talked to him in disappointment?

[@anonb4632]

@bhoost He was still largely (!) visible. As if he was behind shower glass. Should have been blacked out.

[@321findus]

"massively naked" *visible confusion*

[@Latransient]

Chris describing hiring a prostitute as a romantic encounter, getting told “no” to missionary, and then calling her back might be the saddest thing in the world.

[@TooMuchSascha]

Chris smoking that Holden Caulfield pack

[@thealien_ali3382]

A prostitute didn't do missionary 😂😂😂

[@pancakepop680]

She was fake, if that wasn't obvious.

[@tkman2718]

I’d say the possibility that there’s a woman out there who needed money so badly she had sex with Chris Chan is far sadder

[@highgogoat]

Idk if he was told no to missionary, I just assumed he came too fast lol

[@ThePewdieslender]

"On February 4th, Chris read his horoscope which stated that he should keep his business only to himself and his associates or run the risk of being encouraged ad nauseam. He interpreted it as needing to return to the fashion square to resume his sweetheart search quietly." Even the universe told Chris to stay off the internet, and he ignored it.

[@alexthibodeau979]

God himself could come down and visit Chris with biblically accurate angels telling him directly to stop going onto the internet and sharing every detail about his life, and he would still interpret it as giving a lengthy novel of an explanation of his plans to outwit the trolls to another fake girlfriend only

[@bepitrumpet]

i feel so bad when Chris tries to drag Megan into all his craziness. she was perhaps the last genuine friend Chris ever had and he ruined it by not respecting her boundaries.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

That Chris for ya vile and abhorent

[@jjcoola998]

Then she came for CWC

[@WinstonCropdusty]

@@jjcoola998 👍🏻👱🏻‍♂️🤌🏻🧍🏼‍♀️

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Actually, that might not be true. Some say that Megan was just using him for his tugboat to buy her stuff.

[@ToastGreeting]

@@mosshivenetwork117 she may not have been cause she got kind of pissed off at him buying some stuff for her. unless it was just for stuff that JUST came out that she didn't even get a chance to look at it herself

[@notanundesirable]

“I am a lot more intelligent, wise and knowledgeable than your puny minds can theorize” -man who got tricked by a thirteen year old

[@michaelstrong5383]

He paints himself as very smart, and yet how many trolls has he come across at this point?

[@perricasa6478]

"I was once again tricked by the man in the pickle suite". - words from a VERY smart man

[@funkyweapon1981]

A 13 year old boy posing as JULAAAAY!

[@travamongshrubs]

@@funkyweapon1981 JULAAAAY IT'S MEE IAN BRANDON ANDERSOONN

[@eggheadusa]

He definitely wasn’t tricked he was probably into it

[@clopes9892]

I actually cannot believe that he posted Megan's most recent home address, and he thinks that he was on the moral hugh ground about that and every other interaction with her. Disgusting

[@DarkGoddessTribal]

Whoa! When did that happen?

[@rafmeinster]

@@DarkGoddessTribal In the video.

[@0ee63]

@@DarkGoddessTribal 8:30

[@clopes9892]

Brones Dances in the video bro, he posted the last address of hers he knew of on Facebook

[@DarkGoddessTribal]

Jesus, looks like I totally missed that. Thanks, guys. I was listening more than watching.

[@OrenjiArms]

"I gave her a sample of my strong-handed massage that my mother enjoyed in the Past" holy fuck this did not age well

[@OrenjiArms]

@@smugfrogman4791 yeah im not surprised, the signs were definitely there

[@Brandonhayhew]

@J Lit’s the same as Chris mental health that has deteriorated overtime

[@whoknowswhocares885]

It aged like milk left in the sun the day those words were uttered.

[@batbabe1507]

The second I read/heard this I was like oh. oh no.

[@saiyaniam]

Right, but doesn't that mean he did not abuse her? She was more with it in 2012. And if this started in chris' childhood, then he is the ultimate victim here. I feel if this is true it should be made known, as people are hating on him for abusing an elderly woman who is not with it. But right here are the signs thats not true?..

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

“I sense a disturbance in the force, something is coming” “What is it Master?” *The Unclit*

[@blackadder5346]

I'm dreading that.

[@michaelstrong5383]

They say that just uttering the word "Unclit" makes everyone's legs cross, like it's a reflex.

[@maurogonzalez6609]

I don't know what that is and I'm too scared to ask

[@funkyweapon1981]

I may skip that one. Gross.

[@MrPoogly]

@@funkyweapon1981 You've come this far, don't look away.

[@villager5310]

Chris literally doxed Megan and has the audacity to blame her for the bad things that happen to him

[@American-Zero]

All because she rejected him. Like..how dare she not give in to his childish demands to be his girlfriend after he put his greasy sweaty hands all over her and then drew a pornographic picture of her? Yeah...Megan is DEFINITELY the bad guy here and Chris is the "innocent" victim. He needs to get over himself.

[@SerJateReino]

In a previous episode Barb like yelled "Megan lied!" in a phone call it seems like Chris' parents also believed Megan to be start of all the "girl" trolls or something and probably his family buying in to the thing gaslighted Chris even more.

[@Swedgen]

I dont think he has the audacity to do anything, the person is obviously extremely ill & challenged & understands literally everything so little

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

Yeah, is clear that, if given the power, Chris would do everything he blames the trolls for.

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris did things that has no trolls like this one and the GameStop macing an employee

[@JakeRanney]

For some reason it infuriates me that Chris is unfamiliar with Dumb and Dumber but is obsessed with Family Guy

[@tumulovermelho93]

Dumb and Dumber is too classy for Chris

[@michaelstrong5383]

Chris doesn't have a good sense of humor...or any sense of humor at all.

[@KaiDecadence]

I feel like it's because Chris mostly watches cartoons. I know he's mentioned that he liked Jerry Seinfeld but it seems like a bulk of the things he watches are cartoons what with his constant references to the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, and Robot Chicken. Not that there's anything wrong with that but it's like they consume his whole life or something.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

@@KaiDecadence That's perfectly plausible in all honesty. I mean, if my memory serves correct, Chris himself admitted that he'd never even watched Star Trek and only knew of it because it was parodied in Family Guy. I'm willing to bet that he's unfamiliar with the vast majority of live-action shows/films unless it's been referenced in a cutaway gag.

[@KaiDecadence]

@@EagleTimberWolf LOL I didn't know that (him not actually watching Star Trek) and Family Guy has parodied that show quite a bit and yeah, I feel like most of the live action things he references are from cutaways from Family Guy. And I feel this slips into other things like how he hates communism. Now I'm not saying you have to like the ideology but at least with the people who don't agree with it, they can at least explain why. Chris on the other hand, I doubt that he would be able to give an intrinsic answer and will either most likely reference it from a cartoon and probably sayings from his father where it would make sense why he wasn't for it.

[@nobody2021]

Just in case anyone missed it, he referred to mia as "fixed" like she's a dog

[@vantao9408]

Yep..

[@unpopularopinions7407]

He probably just doesn’t know another word for it

[@videowifie]

yeah, that was hillariously gross. his acocunt of the situation was quite sweet though, I'm kind of pleased it went down that way and not the many other worse possibilities. Chris was legit being like poisoned by his horniness and that *could* have been a window cracked into the darkness which ended up totally enveloping him...but as we know, it wasnt.

[@Darkko88]

@@videowifie That's how HE says it happened. I wonder how Mia would tell this story.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

Just shows how he views women. It's no wonder he automatically uses his baby talk voice while talking to them.

[@1SpicyMeataball]

"Was tactful. Hiding and weaving around the parked cars-" I picture the mall security, watching Chris spastically run through parking lot and shaking their heads. Chris is many things, but a master of stealth is not one.

[@charliesnark6535]

I really wish there was video of that

[@schmibbly3180]

I NEED that security cam footage

[@psychoklarise]

PLEASE LMAO imagining him running is enough but from mall security is even funnier.

[@Klonoahedgehog]

I'm imagining that part of Persona 5 where Makoto thinks she's being stealthy but everyone around her sees her following you. Only even more obvious.

[@schmibbly3180]

@@KlonoahedgehogBut she's thrice her weight and has lost all fashion sense

[@ParaworldFan99]

That date with his mom takes on a whole new meaning after today...

[@mooloo8037]

rewatching that sent a chill down my spine with the new info...

[@mrsubject1]

ohhhh GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@chrish344]

Y’all really think that part is bad and not 15:19?? “My strong-handed massage”

[@mooloo8037]

@@chrish344 THAT TOO OH NO

[@saul-uc1yx]

@@chrish344 that's the WORST

[@bulnosaur4098]

"On April 4th, Christian simply wrote 'I am not a virgin anymore' and declined to elaborate further." ('I don't kiss and tell') "On that same day, he wrote a detailed account of his experience"

[@reeferseasalt]

Of course he did lol

[@maysullivan7943]

I guess we are all going to pretend we didnt hear the groomer mom say "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" at minute 9

[@randommanwill802]

I love how Chris ran from the mall to escape "Jerkops" and left his elderly mother there without a way home.

[@American-Zero]

And later explained...his Mom does not need to know about this.

[@kreepskun4828]

he called her on the phone he had gone alone and hung up with her while he was trying to escape the jercops

[@sammysawshank6011]

And I love how even though,what’s her face literally told him “maybe you shouldn’t talk shit about Michael online right now” he went in vivid detail on Facebook about how he went to a mall and was spreading out slanderous coupons despite the impending trial

[@randommanwill802]

@@sammysawshank6011 to be fair, Chris is not a strategist.

[@Uhhok3]

“Chris reads his horoscope and it tells him to keep his business to himself.” *chris proceeds to resume his love quest at the mall*

[@slggbr]

for real when Geno said that i was like ":0 oh hey maybe Chris will actually heed this advice" and of course i was wrong

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

i was thinking that as well.

[@MarcoStrange]

I feel like someone who doesn't believe in horoscopes would be telling Chris he should listen to that one lol

[@The_Andyman]

Horoscope: "Keep your business to yourself" Chris's interpretation: go to the mall to continue the love quest! I should just stop trying to understand him...

[@jackhazardous4008]

Maybe he misunderstood it as "everyone will not bother you today"

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@jackhazardous4008 Because he's the ruler of his own world.

[@virtualmartini]

wait you've been trying to understand him?!?!??!

[@jackhazardous4008]

@@funkyweapon1981 or maybe he thought that message meant everyone except for him?

[@HeyYouImAzu]

Sonichu is his "business", so the only other thing in his life is his love quest.

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

I love how Geno introduced him as "Obese youtuber" like it's some sort of genre.

[@Nolant.]

Well that’s just what we call mukbang

[@Roboshi2007]

@@thegreasystrangler9341 and DSP

[@Jesus-H.-Christ]

I like how he emphasizes words in caps in Chris's emails

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

@@Jesus-H.-Christ It's little touches like that that make this series so fun. Geno could be narrating all the horrible tings I did in my life and I couldn't be mad.

[@Klonoahedgehog]

...It isnt?

[@brendopls]

I hope wherever Mia is she's doing a lot better such that she doesnt need to sleep with people like Chris to make money

[@mememan9061]

i think i heard she quit

[@cryogrin]

@@mememan9061 nice seeing someone else watching this series so recently

[@HardlyCompetent]

@@cryogrin we're all in this shit together

[@RafProductions3]

@@HardlyCompetent 100 percent guys were the ones who had the chance to drop out this horror show but stuck around

[@jajaaaa7667]

@@HardlyCompetent thought i was the only one stuck in this shit lmao

[@SomeGuyFromNY]

Imagine sending somebody death threats using a PS Vita

[@tumulovermelho93]

Imagine buying a PS Vita

[@FinSasuke]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 vita is soo good, love it to dead, go for it

[@1810jeff]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 They aren't that bad, sony just mismanaged it really badly.

[@StarGazerTom1991]

The vita is actually a great option for homebrew and wares, whereas back when it was released it was a very poor choice due to such silly things like those proprietary memory cards. Now? Heck, if you can get one really cheap and can't afford a moddable Nintendo Switch, the vita is behind the switch only because of the tv/handheld swapping. If I didn't have a modded switch, I'd absolutely buy a Vita for modding.

[@cjsecluded8313]

Yeah, those people should kill themselves -sent from my Playstation Vita®

[@drakewolford7949]

The fact he talks to his mother in the same voice he talks to his girlfriends with is giving me baaad vibes

[@drakewolford7949]

Also big yikes referring to a woman as ''fixed"

[@115zombies935]

LMFAO. Called it

[@drakewolford7949]

@@115zombies935 Lol

[@xMotherOfDragonsx]

Do I have news for you, he was arrested for uhm... doing things to his mother.

[@legoghostyoda]

@@115zombies935 always nice to see a zombies fan even in a horrible place such as this

[@goose7983]

its almost like losing his virginity DIDN'T make him any happier. go figure.

[@GriffinNoel1]

Even better now a days Chris claims "I was never interested in sex. I always hated it"

[@funkyweapon1981]

It's almost as if meaningless sex is basically just mechanical. Might as well be a robot.

[@ineffablemars]

@Joong Kim or because it was meaningless sex. sex without a connection is just masturbatory.

[@SpinTheWords]

Joong Kim Are you taking about Chris or yourself?

[@blahyak2709]

The hooker thing was an obvious lie

[@HOUCEMATE]

So you're telling me Barb spent all of Bob's inheritance money on some lawyer, only for her and Chris to plead guilty instantly?

[@anxietyfox4322]

Nobody ever accused the Chandlers of being too smart for their own good

[@TwoTailedCaperer]

I almost wrote the exact same comment LOL 😂😭😭

[@Unquestionable]

I presume that the lawyer probably got them a decent plea deal because there really wasn't a way to get them off the hook. Too much evidence and witnesses, they didn't have nearly enough money to just get it dismissed as that usually requires being pretty damn rich.

[@murkyseb]

@@Unquestionablehe didn’t, Michael Snyder made the plea bargain, Chris’s lawyer literally did nothing

[@ao9688]

@@murkysebeasiest 10k that man ever made probably

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

“My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened” *Written on Chris’ Public Facebook Profile in a public post allowing for the trolls to screenshot and potentially get him in trouble*

[@icchampion5]

Even is Barb finds out, I doubt she'll care cause she doesn't care anymore.

[@jackhazardous4008]

I wonder st which point his parents got used to the idea of "thanks to our son, we'll never have peace and quiet again"?

[@icchampion5]

At the very least, Barb might be concerned that Chris didn't contact VD. At that point in time if Barb did know of what was going on, she'd call the police and tell them that her son's being trolled. And this is going on while there's a court case against them.

[@Ravierave]

Chris: I am NOT STUPID Also Chris: *calls for the death of a random woman on Facebook right before his court date*

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

Also Chris : *Begs for people to blow up the game place with a bomb*

[@butcherax]

what a naïve thing to do

[@shanemiller2686]

butcherax you just crossed a line

[@butcherax]

@@shanemiller2686 😂

[@raudello3666]

Also Chris: gets tricked by a thirteen year old

[@Chickidydow]

"she had done the weed" is one of my favorite late-era Chris quotes

[@PartnershipsForYou]

She did the weeds and I stood and watched.

[@MichaelB-jw5po]

He and his mother bringing those two puppies into their bug-infested hoarder's nest is possibly the saddest part of this whole story.

[@coolbeans5911]

it breaks my heart. Poor pups gonna have bites all over them and no appropriate food & exercise. It's horrible

[@zetahoven4556]

Snoopy died a year ago. Pretty early for a Beagle. Chris hit that dog for years before he died and its barely a footnote in his stupid history of being a fucktard

[@twotonedearly]

@@coolbeans5911 yup, and they fed those poor pups nothing but canned chicken soup which had high sodium. poor Snoopy at least escaped that hell hole of a hoarder nest when he passed in 2021. I only hope Clover was rehomed and hopefully she lost all that weight and has a loving home.

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

If possible at that time, they should've been reported to animal services and pet shops in the area and have some device which forbid them from buying pets. Considering the plentiful amount of evidence Chris has on the internet of the dump he lives in...

[@Zedsdead83]

Its a disgusting sees pit of animals and chris. Shitting and pissing on the floor cause they are too stupid fat and lazy to let them go outside ever. Real good for a dog to let it live like a snorlax with zero exercise. Its a death sentence to live in that hoard. They beg for money yet get more and more pets lime those kittens that made the mistake of hiding in there bush.

[@misteranderbro2328]

"She had done the weed" No...it's not true, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

[@Mechabang]

Search your feelings, you know it be true.

[@jackhazardous4008]

It's also not lore friendly

[@masterof4elements826]

Little did she know she would have to do something harder

[@completelylucid7596]

@@Mechabang NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

"Do you _think_ that smoking drugs is _'cool?'_ Do you _think_ that doing alcohol is _'cool'"?_

[@rustyshackleforcl]

Hearing the term “jerkop” again feels so nostalgic.

[@cjohnson2916]

Sam Shackleford A glint of more innocent time in this twisted bog that his life is proceeding into.

[@kikhiithekhajiit8770]

C Johnson I felt nostalgic sympathy with the old Chris-Chan because the innocent of his personality you and whe are not the only one and if he’s gonna going the jail he itself not gonna survive and whe don’t want this for him. No puns intended

[@notatrollll]

K’ki Khajiit That doesnt mean he shouldnt be punished for his crimes. He barely got a slap on the wrist and learned nothing.

[@TonyBMan]

Have you TOO watched Sonichu the Animated Series then??

[@youtube-kit9450]

Alongside that, wasn't Anna mentioned last like *30* episodes ago or something, that one chick he went to and asked awkwardly for a date who made a blog post about him? It's crazy how the troll sagas took up like 25 episodes in 2-3 years to the point that such things got completely shoved to the side in that timeframe. That fact alone shows that Chris Chan should have been cut off from the internet and just lived his life hiking and working in some office job or something, the internet ruined whatever was left of him after Barb and Bob fucked up any chances he had as a barely functioning autistic to fit into society.

[@Ravierave]

Jesus Christ Chris uses the “girlfriend voice” with his mom EDIT: god fucking dammit

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Their relationship is beyond disturbing. It’s clear to see why Chris is a bad person, and it’s not because of his autism..

[@Jmotist]

*Sigmund Freud wants to know your location*

[@DirtyNerd86]

Make it stop

[@michaelstrong5383]

Even Norman Bates would find that relationship creepy.

[@xeokym223]

@@michaelstrong5383 😂😂😂

[@issy4122]

I love how Chris is like: “HA! You trolls are ALL fools! I pranked you all by saying I would be at the fashion square mall, but I’m actually BANNED from there! Who’s stupid now?! Mmmh?!”

[@8mmy]

and yet he was trolled by 13 year old boy

[@Literally-God]

Mmmm... yeah.

[@chaotix1826]

Typical of a spoiled brat

[@didjargo]

And then follow that up with Chris being legitimately afraid of an impending mass trolling attack because of something he read on the internet.

[@garymcderp1146]

😂 He sure showed them

[@iisogal2]

“Are we having fun?” “I’m eating.”

[@xRemRooodx]

"okeeee..."

[@IRGhost0]

that's barb's way of saying "yes".

[@giph002]

@@IRGhost0 Snorlax is only happy when its girth is growing.

[@Forestdude9000]

​@@giph002Don't bring me into this!

[@edgeyberzerker]

This was such a frustrating episode with how much Chris is all like “oh poor me!!!” Then goes on to give death threats and dox people. Jesus h Christ.

[@MrDisturbed]

It really is Chris in his purest form, begging and demanding for people to give him them their sympathy while turning around to act like a horrible little rage monster because a girl he knew a couple years ago was mad at him for drawing porn of her without her consent.

[@michaelstrong5383]

And he keeps describing himself as a kind human being, while wishing that Michael Snyder was dead.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

The frustrating part was that Anna was giving some genuinely good advice. And she even gave him a reality check that trolls aren't plotting in some bar. Also that all the pictures of him were fake. But as usual he ignored all of her advice and is like "How do you know!? Do you have intel!?" Like for fuck sake man. Chris is so fucking stupid, that saying hes a high functioning autistic is an insult to other high functioning autistic people. High functioning autistic people are way more normal in comparison to Chris.

[@MrDisturbed]

KillBash He ignored everything she said because it ruins the fantasy of the whole thing, where he gets to pretend he’s this hero going to battle against these Saturday morning cartoon villains. Bringing up the reality just makes it depressing for Chris, that he’s just some random looser being messed by some random people. At least that’s just my view of it.

[@johnathin0061892]

@@TheRandomLetsplays He has co-morbid disorders in addition to the autism. He almost certainly has some kind of schizophrenia. He believed in people conspiring against him in a bar like he believes today that his OCs are real and he is married to some of them.

[@butterspike680]

"She came and I came" Oh Chris, you poor naïve soul.

[@frgwyn3760]

Cuz ur weeb

[@Imnoonewhoareyou]

😬

[@butterspike680]

@@frgwyn3760 It gets funnier the more you comment the same fucking thing, please go on, asshole

[@frgwyn3760]

@@butterspike680 weeb

[@darkclaws1234567891]

@@butterspike680 Chris chan is extremely naive and now he's the booty warriors boyfriend free girl

[@makdub13]

he ran through a JC Penny and had to go to mcdonalds to “rehydrate” with an ice tea... what an athlete

[@karenbrown6348]

LMAO 🤣

[@Weimerica8841]

don't forget the apple slices

[@ShallotHare]

When kasey tried fixing Chris's diet the only thing he did was just continuously order "healthy" shit from McDonald's. He really can't let that place go.

[@arthropodpermit]

"she had done the weed" is still one of my favorite CWC quotes of all time

[@clownindan]

That poor woman needed stronger drugs to bump uglies with papa sonichu

[@StefanTonioSampson]

I just DID the weed as i read this!

[@shitblaster9475]

🔥🌲💨💨💨 🤘💩🤘

[@zeke8142]

The way chris interacts with people such as his mother is just weird. Like its just the way he talks to people that just feels unsettling for some reason.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Just the way he talks to women, even his own mother, is so creepy. He talks to them like they're newborn babies.

[@user-dh7qu1yj4h]

this aint just the tism, hes a bad person at the core too

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

// Barb messed him up more than the autism ever could.

[@chriskazuhira3856]

I’m pretty sure he was attracted to his mother at some point

[@neimadize]

Slicendice 🤢

[@nicoleashley4498]

i can HARDLY believe that Snyder didn't want them to BOTH get charged with FELONIES. even after everything, he's STILL a better person than Chris.

[@Sculpted_stache]

He ended up hurting them more in hindsight.

[@surelock3221]

I don't know if this was on purpose, but you typed this out as if it was Chris typing. You wouldn't happen to be one of his fake accounts?

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

@Brand of Sacrifice dear god imagine chris getting into berk

[@gestaltblitz8296]

To bad that choice really hurt Barb in the long run. But hey we got a few more years of christory out of it

[@BryantheArchivist]

It is amazing how different things become immediately during and following Bob's death.

[@redjirachi1]

For all his flaws Bob was an anchor of sanity for his son

[@ShallotHare]

We witnessed the rise, now we witness the downfall.

[@BryantheArchivist]

@@ShallotHare When was this supposed rise? Lmao, it's ALL downfall.

[@ShallotHare]

@@BryantheArchivist the rise being when bob was still around, and had sort of idea on how to be a parent (despite his lowsy efforts), and while chris grew his recognition over the internet, and incredibly questionable antics. Now we're at the point where he's committing legitimate punishable crimes by law in the real world, getting banned from even more places while putting the blame on people not even associated, people now avoiding him at all costs, it's surprising how it's his incest crime that got him arrested rather than everything else that came beforehand.

[@Stargazer_Pie]

Chris Chan’s stories feel like he’s trying to be a poet, but never took English class

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

I mean he clearly has a way with words. What person wouldn’t fall head over heels hearing Chris talk about inserting Male Rod “A” into Female Slot “V”

[@Stargazer_Pie]

TheFallofTheEleventh I must have overlooked that. I could practically hear panties dropping as I read it

[@icchampion5]

He did mention that the teacher gave him an F in English. Most of the English classes Chris has taken comes from cartoons.

[@jackhazardous4008]

He writes like he learned to read from video games and technical manuals.

[@nexusgiga]

he was a poem.. but he also couldnt read

[@Hunter-vz6ur]

The fact that Chris coped with committing a serious crime by committing another serious crime is beyond parody

[@JewishMemeMan]

Hunter Reece Some of this shit is so outlandish it’s impossible to make up. And that is honestly both impressive and depressing.

[@TheMasterTelevision]

If you mean getting a prostitute, that's actually a very common phenomenon. People who believe they're going away will usually have one last hurrah, even if it's in a dingy hotel with a prostitute, or a pub crawl with the boys.

[@1810jeff]

@@TheMasterTelevision Yeah I guess frankly if I'm going away for a long time one last nut would be the last thing on my bucket list. Hell I would rather buy one last good meal than buy some scabby slime time.

[@MomDoer-qc7iw]

@@TheMasterTelevision something being common doesn't mean it's not wrong lol

[@voeelkneginofficial]

@@MomDoer-qc7iw girls gotta make that bag somehow lol

[@HollowHouse3]

Chris was being weird but just the way Barb says "Enjoy your food" in response to him was so clearly "please shut up" it's almost sad.

[@malte291]

Or when he's asking if she's having fun and she just replies "I'm eating"... Barb has made it pretty clear that she does not want Chris to leave her and start his own life. This is probably her way to keep his confidence down so he doesn't think he can make it in life without her.

[@thegrayone5666]

@@malte291 People like that are cancer. Experience tells me Chris could never have the mental capacity to leave that. Shit like that is abuse.

[@sketchyjulia]

The Gray One she once threatened to kill herself because Chris wanted to leave town for a night for a convention.

[@thegrayone5666]

@@sketchyjulia Sounds like family i had. Emotionally abusive.

[@sheikbombalot5781]

Can you blame her? She has to listen to his nonsense 24-7.

[@heavyrain5237]

Chris telling his mom she’s a pretty lady out of nowhere in McDonalds looking real bad right about now…

[@surelock3221]

much unlike his mom

[@deez8677]

Yeah, he’s not Mclovin it rn

[@AngelGraz]

Fr

[@syzygyinsyzygy]

It's the weird tone he uses that he reserves for love interests. The weird tone that sounds like the way one speaks to a dog. Why does CWC use it on his mom? It's ick

[@American-Zero]

@@syzygyinsyzygy The only time I'd use a tone like that is if its for a girlfriend of mine if we're out at dinner...he uses it for his Mom which is beyond creepy...especially after what he ended up doing to her.

[@roomtempwater1]

Nobody is talking about how the man literally snorted some hand sanitizer

[@mccor002]

You've clearly never been in the military. Lol

[@PossiblyOmegon]

@@mccor002 was going to say the exact same thing, my GF looked at me like I was crazy when I told her about it

[@pwnedshift1]

@@mccor002 why would you snort hand sanitizer in the military?

[@Deathnighta1]

@@pwnedshift1 To stay awake.

[@richardpatterson1694]

@@Deathnighta1 really?

[@lorenzocampici7885]

"Are you having fun, are we having fun?" "I'm eating." I just can't help but hate the distant relationship that Barbara has with chris

[@OhHeckNono]

"Enjoy your food" was her way of telling him "just eat and shut up already"

[@lorenzocampici7885]

@@OhHeckNono yeah lmao

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Their relationship is completely the opposite of how it should be. She's emotionally distant with him, and (Based on what I've heard) they're far too physically close.

[@OhHeckNono]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp I've read and watched a lot about CC (I feel kind of ashamed haha) and I think that Barbara was the one that never wanted to give Chris the treatment and special needs an autistic child requires. Imagine how Chris would be if she didn't had treated him like a "normal" kid.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@OhHeckNono I dunno if the blame is entirely with Barbra for this, as both she and Bob had an old-fashioned mindset, but Chris probably could've been at least somewhat successful. I know people like to point at Liquid Chris as the example of what Chris could've been. Even though he probably wouldn't have been exactly like that, anything is better than what he ended up becoming.

[@GuineaPigDan]

No longer a virgin, but still had a lot of rage.

[@natedeppert3513]

Yeah, it's almost as if sex doesn't make everything different.

[@danielhuras617]

I wonder if it only emboldened his rage. Think about it, all this time he was trying to have sex, but now that's done and nothing changed. So logically something else must be the problem and the trolls were the target he set on.

[@DeltaPi314]

Technically he wasn't a virgin since the Bluespike saga.

[@ToonCatTV]

Oh god fancy meeting you here lol

[@2diefor]

I never wanna hear you say-I have a boyfriend!

[@VocaloidSocks]

Chris going "I love you, you're very pretty" to Barb, knowing how their relationship ends up, is actually chilling

[@husman9439]

nah its menty

[@troleslayer7221]

@@husman9439 barb playing hard to little get

[@GolfCrafter]

@@troleslayer7221 non cookie cutter

[@lukedrotos8718]

The fact that it’s already 2012 caught me off guard. 2009-2010 really were the biggest years, since they amount to over 2/3 of the series

[@TurntUpTurtles]

right? 2011 was only a few episodes and was largely uneventful minus the death of his father.

[@Isaiah_Drake]

@@TurntUpTurtles and the cake farts video was wild as well

[@Isaiah_Drake]

The fact he survived 2009 - 2010 is an achievement in its self

[@caseytatum5837]

@@Isaiah_Drake theres just so many things that had to align for chris to be born and born autistic,to two people who wouldnt raise him at all and leave him to his own devices then the trolls then Chris not going missing or dying when out n about,chris not going into a group home or jail So many dice rolls its insane

[@PicardRiker08]

Tip for everyone: Any time Geno is reading from Chris's writings, LOOK AWAY from the screen. Put your phone down, or tab away on your computer. The sudden explosion of CAPS being read is infinitely more hilarious when you don't know it's coming. Doing this has made these segments even more enjoyable than they already were.

[@hyenalord]

I've legitimately jumped multiple times doing exactly that. I feel like an idiot but I'm too busy laughing to get upset.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

I usually listen to these while i'm doing other stuff. My favorite will always be when he yelled "WANT WOMAN"

[@doggoboii]

you’re right, it’s a magical experience

[@Properland]

@@TheRandomLetsplays yeah that was by far the best one, with the WANT WOMAN tshirt that he wore hahaha

[@Wolf10media]

@@TheRandomLetsplays sounds like a predatory Animal from The Muppets.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

Mia is one of the bravest human beings to ever live

[@Darkstar263]

I'm sure she would probably want to rethink her choice of career after having sex with someone as repulsive as Chris. Ok fair enough she got paid for it but I'm pretty sure that no other woman on this planet would ever want to have sex with him. Whether they got paid for it or not.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

@@Darkstar263 Ten years from now we'll all learn Mia went to medical school and became a successful doctor. And it was having sex with Chris that inspired her to change herself for the better.

[@DrakoVongola11]

Apparently she retired not long after this. I'm sure creepers like Chris obsessing over her probably helped with that decision, beyond just being gross people like him can be genuinely dangerous to sex workers.

[@Darkstar263]

It was very wise of her to not to use her real name otherwise she would never live this down. Trolls would constantly harass her for details.

[@DrakoVongola11]

@@Darkstar263 At this point I'm almost shocked Chris didn't somehow dox her himself by posting her address or something. He's pretty good at that :/

[@creativinsanity]

Chris: "I'm banned from five places" Also Chris: "I'm not the problem you are"

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

sounds like modern day media XD

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I mean I can think of some people banned from a lot more places who (probably) aren't at fault...

[@jq5249]

whoa cool it with the antisemitism

[@ginogatash4030]

​​@@DistractedGlobeGuy I don't know, if it's 1 or 2 places I can look past it, but at 5 places or even more I'm asking some questions.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@ginogatash4030 I really hope you just didn't get what I was specifically referencing with my first remark...

[@3crowsinatrenchcoat]

“He’s bassically a adult autistic child” damn. That about sums it up

[@puddang2379]

The autism makes him act like a child. No duh. We learned that 79 hours ago in part 1

[@doktawhawee9870]

Ryan Thompson Absolutely. Can confirm: it wasn't neglectful and manipulative parents, but it was a mental disorder which makes socializing difficult. Very logical.

[@doktawhawee9870]

Diabeto Kills Yeah, I am.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Dokta Whawee I think it's both. He will have difficulty socialising no matter what and there is no reality where he will be normal but if he had good parents he would be a lot more successful as a person he might even have a job or be a successful artist and he might have even been a good person if he had parents that didn't enable/ neglect him.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

​@@pinkdiamond1847 The problem with Chris is that he uses Autism like an escape card. He blames all of his problems on it, and whenever something is happening hes like "You have to understand i'm autistic."

[@Newoaf]

Given recent events, Chris calling his mom pretty really does not sit well.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

"Enjoy your food (because I’m crazy)"

[@allie1210]

When it said he showed MIA the message his mom love so much 😶 the foreshadowing is wild

[@BloodyBatter]

Agreed. That's just unsettling. 😨😱😰

[@worm9862]

If none of this had happened, and Barb died due to her a mix of her old age, health conditions from her insane hording, and dementia, Chris just cried about it (then promptly tried to make money off of it somehow) then it would just be a nice moment between a manchild son and an insane mom. Oh how I wish it was just that... I'm almost like Chris myself, living in the alternative universe I've created where it isn't so overwhelmingly dark and disturbing. Ironically, though, Chris is now one of the factors as to why the world is as dark and scary as it is and yet he will still continue living in a false reality even if he goes to prison for any substantial amount of time. Also, slightly related, I despise Isabella Loretta Janke and I hope she gets her comeuppance tenfold, not the CWCism either.

[@niklasl3880]

@@worm9862 don't know that Janke girl, but she's a would/10.

[@yaoimandel1293]

"I gave her a sample of the strong-handed massage that my mother enjoyed in the past." WHAT?

[@HoloFizz]

Incest, just incest.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Elbow deep.

[@anonb4632]

Oedipus Chan

[@lukeelrod5014]

It made my skin crawl

[@anonb4632]

@@stevenhates6345 He probably watches PornHub too much... Half that website seems to promote incest or simulated incest (nearly always a "step-" whatever to deflect criticism). I've never understood anyone who gets off on that. For me that's in the same ballpark as bestiality, although thanks to the internet, these interest groups can communicate and encourage each other. At least Chris Chan is only in the brony "community" (as if you can call it that) and even they don't want much to do with him.

[@whitneybaxter3299]

In the beginning we all felt sorry for Chris. In the middle we all felt frustration at Chris. In the end we all feel disgust for Chris. However, we still can’t stop watching Chris...

[@IISimpleII]

I don’t think even know what the hell to think in this episode

[@sportaflop169]

What made him this way what is the attraction who is chris chan

[@localloser7415]

Nah for me it's kind of hatred I mean just how can you do that I don't get it and that time he killed a kitten didn't help I kind of hate him but at the same time wish I could go back in time and save him as a baby from all of this even evil people where once good

[@1cannedpeaches]

This is a great way to describe it

[@loatherd]

Yeah haha around episode 24-27 the whole sorry feeling was gone and now it’s just normal to see Chris do crazy shit.

[@snowbeast4463]

'I have made it with a woman. Inform the hedgehogs.'

[@Cyle_C]

Underrated

[@randommortal3383]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@BombayBerke]

He also seems willing to throw wave after wave of hedgehogs into battle, in order to win. So the similarities are growing.

[@Cthulu_699]

[Snorts]

[@snowbeast4463]

@@CP-ns5ed It was funny at the time... Now not so much...

[@krampuskardashian5890]

Chris referring to Mia as "fixed" in reference to a hysterectomy is one of the fucking grossest things I've ever heard.

[@FrNSICs]

the whole encounter was the grossest thing ive ever heard

[@GioGioPietromica425]

I would agree with you but also I genuinely don’t think he has any idea what another term for it is

[@GoodDamnBoy]

How do you know she got though an hysterectomy?

[@numetalslug]

idk.. it could that she was on birth control and chris has no concept of how that works beyond how dogs get hysterectomies lol

[@TheOwneroftheIC]

@@GoodDamnBoy I'm guessing there was something in either her ad or that she said that mentioned she was "safe". She probably just had her tubes tied though, since it's a lot more common, especially in women who already have kids.

[@Colddirector]

Plot twist: this entire saga is Chris falling to the influence of the Black Sonichu medallion, he is slowly becoming Naitsirhc

[@jackhazardous4008]

Imagine Chris goes through the dimensional merge and he's become Naitsirhc instead of Sonichu

[@malekkd]

@Coffee Dood We're gonna see like, Yuji Naka with the actual Sonic who just calls Chris a fucking weirdo lmao

[@rixxamazing3922]

Jack Hazardous or silvana rosechu due to his transgender status, cept obese, and someone else becomes the protagonist, the ultimate ironic ending, chris becomes a villian in his own merge.

[@alinastanescu4430]

@Captain Bruh After the merge happends we should have an epic duel, my Ben 10 OC is overpowered

[@alinastanescu4430]

@Captain Bruh Also how powerfull are your OC's from when you were 8?

[@a0s3yz5aa]

“If my destiny is jail, I will starve myself.” *That did not age well lmao*

[@tyrong3075]

Underrated comment

[@starscream4812]

Well I guess he did

[@junglemania3997]

Telling someone not to google their name is the quickest way for them to google their name.

[@redcommander27]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@Neo2266.]

Don't google Lemon Party

[@Neo2266.]

@Lassi Kinnunen i cannot argue that

[@Neo2266.]

@Cristo Alba Don’t google scat

[@Neo2266.]

@Cristo Alba Specifically for you don't look up Undertale furry incest creampie ...ok I'll stop it

[@_byzzer3228]

What’s telling about Chris is when he said Mimms’ girlfriend should be killed and was asked what she did to him, he simply said that Mimm’s didn’t deserve a girlfriend. She didn’t do anything to him but he wished that she would die because it would hurt Mimms. He doesn’t think of women as people, he views them as property and it’s even more obvious when you realize that he falls in love with women so easily and describes them as things they are not because he has reconstructed them in his head, Chris is a sick fuck.

[@pensacolian211]

Chris is so clueless about everything. Back when he was playing house with his little Sonichu figures, showing a typical day in ther lives, it was clear that he was either copying things he'd seen his parents do, or stuff from tv and movies. Same when he acted out that giving birth to the teddy bear crap. He's so oblivious it's damn near offensive. Chris is an adult male, with adult male urges, but with the mind, and mental maturity of a small child. The fact that he ever thought he would find someone, procreate, and live happily ever after baffles me. It's sad, but his sweetheart search was doomed before it ever even started. People get mad when anyone blames Chris' behavior on autism, but whatever is wrong with Chris, it's more than just autism, or if it's not then he's got a far more severe case of autism then what he claims. I get that plenty of autistic individuals lead productive, happy lives, but in Chris' case I don't think that was ever in the cards for him.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@pensacolian211 At this point Chris might be a Narcissistic Schizophrenic Sociopath. He shows many of the signs.

[@SingyEatyTim3]

@@pensacolian211 God threw the cards at Chris like Gambit

[@karenbrown6348]

Psychopath's like Chris think this way. And I do believe he is one

[@American-Zero]

@@pensacolian211 I think I'm on the autism spectrum..I have a learning disability myself..bad at math, can't tell time with hands on a clock...but even I have a better grasp on reality than Chris. He was brainwashed into believing that he deserves special treatment over everyone just because he is autistic..not to mention the strange and bizarre things he does which he sees as normal. He drinks his own semen...he shits his pants thinking all adults do it...and thinks that all women should be dropping their panties in his presence because he's a "great artist". He thinks just because he's autistic that he should be treated special..and the minute he doesn't get what he wants he stomps his feet, throwing a tantrum like a baby. He has a lot of deep seated psychological problems and he needs help...his parents sure as hell didn't provide it to him.

[@GotAJarOfDirt23]

I usually start a conversation with women I'm interested in by shouting "DON'T GOOGLE MY NAME"

[@vicentgalvan70]

hAvE YoU eVeR HeArD oF sOnIcHu?

[@Colddirector]

You think that’s a better or worse opener than talking about your electric hedgehog Pokémon comics? Asking for a friend

[@jackhazardous4008]

@@Colddirector I think it's about on par with asking "so what color are your panties" as an icebreaker

[@Colddirector]

Jack Hazardous that line might actually work if you were brazen and half-joking enough

[@ray0ken853]

WANT WOMAN

[@SUUUUURGE]

Chris flirting with Barb in a McD's while Tears for Fears' "Head over Heels" serenades them is going to be in my nightmares for the rest of my life.

[@orcibee7212]

i love that song 😢 hate to see it in that context 😭

[@bupster64]

Just looking at Chris with that hair style makes wish for the Liquid Chris saga to return.

[@bupster64]

@@jackhazardous4008 how hard would it be to have in a room with psychologist?

[@JewishMemeMan]

Michatus Gaming “We are linked by CURSED GENES”

[@bupster64]

@@JewishMemeMan I mean, it's very much needed at this point, no matter what others say. His Psychosis is completely twisted and sad as hell.

[@DeltaPi314]

Liquid: "ummm...The impostor is so fake he has a ridiculous wig of-on his head" Chris: pulls clutches his hair out to prove it is not a wig.

[@bupster64]

@@DeltaPi314 that best sums up Chris nowadays

[@seraphssavior]

I don't know if it gets brought up often, but I really enjoy the background music in this series. It's subtle, and not obtrusive, but if you actually listen to it, it's really beautiful. I guess it's the exact opposite of Chris.

[@chromasus9983]

It was very surreal though when, for a moment, the background music that Fredrik Knudsen uses a lot was heard in this episode.

[@michaelstrong5383]

I love the part at 19:45. It's like the musician stopped playing after what Geno said, and was like "Wait what?!"

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

well, geno is a musician

[@Nathanamerican27]

Even in detailing the loss of his virginity, Chris can't help but make references to Barb.

[@LegionHimself]

I actually cried out in despair when it got to that point.

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

Poor woman had to go on a actual date with him in public the second time around. Apparently she quit sometime after "dating" him. The embarrassment and cringe was that high.

[@dog3714]

New Order of Alexandria some are saying she might have gotten pregnant due to Chris when he mentioned some cum was outside the condom

[@puscifer99]

Paging Dr Freud...

[@jackhazardous4008]

They say most men pick women that remind them of their mothers...

[@dandrive3249]

The fact that Chris read his horoscope, and it plain as day told him to keep his business to himself. He interpreted it to going to the mall again is fucking unbelievable.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Even though it’s been 37 Parts I still laugh so much when Geno randomly raises his voice and shouts when reading Chris’ all caps writing

[@benjamindover2601]

Exposing him to the internet was the worst thing Chris’ parents ever did to him.

[@fisher3317]

Joong Kim Consequences were never the same...

[@anonb4632]

Like many parents, their first mistake was in using the television as a babysitter.

[@fisher3317]

Joong Kim Yeah, 4chan and trolls are nothing more than flies drawn to a pile of shit, their life was already a dysfunctional disaster.

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@fisher3317 YA DUN GOOFED!

[@funkyweapon1981]

@Diabeto Kills No humility at all.

[@mechabroski9993]

Just imagine fatlad Chris with makeup and a mini skirt on running through a carpark away from two dudes trying to ask him questions. I think the Chris Chan saga has the most "imagine seeing that" moments.

[@1987VCRProductions]

I’d love to see the moment where Chris was banned from the Game Place. He called in his mom to argue with Snyder and Snyder called the cops who had to explain to Barb why Chris couldn’t come back. I’d also love to see all the outbursts and tantrums Chris had leading up to his permanent ban.

[@1987VCRProductions]

I’d also love to see the meeting Chris had with Mary Lee Walsh that got him suspended for a year. He allegedly pretended to speak with Sonichu and did a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha on Walsh.

[@mechabroski9993]

@@1987VCRProductions oh man, there are so many examples, these are moments that will never leave the people involved. Mary lee Walsh prolly still has nightmares about it.

[@oliverp3545]

I envy God for having 24/7 access to the Chandler show.

[@Chasing_Dogma]

Chris getting a facebook changed the entire story. Everything moves faster, he is actively communicating with more people, more "storylines" are able to play out simultaneously, and he's suddenly taking a lot of photos.

[@DeathlyBioShock]

Him talking to his mom is like two Skyrim NPCs talking to each other

[@hubbelizer8412]

More like oblivion

[@kalishakta]

#Snorax

[@jjcoola998]

That hits the nail on the head

[@catsofevilness1148]

He really sat there, held megatons gun to his head, fake killed himself, and posted about it.

[@jackhazardous4008]

I'm gonna record my suicide and upload it to- wait, hold on a moment...

[@catsofevilness1148]

Jack Hazardous Ight ima go plant male part “A” into female part “V”

[@prw56]

He's up on the only soapbox he can find, screaming desperately for attention. He feels more desperate and angry than before, and I wonder its more because his father died, or because he finally had sex and it didn't unshit his life... On second thought I wonder if he feels worried of actual consequences for his actions (from the felonies)?

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@catsofevilness1148 Wouldn't it be part "D" into part "V"?

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@prw56 No, it's because he's an asshole.

[@conyerserin]

Chris’ “losing virginity” sounds like someone reading 50 shades of grey or some housewives romance story.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

“She really enjoyed my dick and my personality”

[@michaelstrong5383]

And yet, he manages to make Christian Grey look less creepy by comparison. That shouldn't be humanly possible.

[@IRUNASSULT]

If she really did love Chris’ 5 inch bent duck she would have given him a discount the second go around.

[@Nolant.]

broderick kurtz biggest lie ever told

[@taurusrest]

@@IRUNASSULT 5 inches is giving him a lot of credit

[@rydz656]

He basically started with his mom in 2012. You could see he was treating it like a date.

[@giph002]

There are so many hints.

[@nishkaghzala762]

@@giph002 and we were blind all of them Yeh

[@thealien_ali3382]

I wonder if he went in raw 🤣

[@PlanetZoidstar]

Well before that he let it slip Barb got jealous if Chris got too friendly with other women.

[@emoboy42069]

@@PlanetZoidstar emotional incest moms don’t understand how damaging acting like that can be to everyone involved (not that it’s her fault she got raped, but it definitely didn’t help)

[@Menegroth91]

"I gave her a sample of my strong-handed massage that my mother had enjoyed in the past." Chris, you really need to keep these things to yourself.

[@comerosas]

Guts that line horrified me

[@Misty25939]

It sounds like a line Norman Bates would tell one of his victims before he kills them.

[@elsakristina2689]

That honestly actually sounds disgusting.

[@godfrey4461]

Guts, what are you doing here? Is this another one of Griffith's ways of torturing you?!

[@fourniergangrene524]

Good old "True and Honest Content", as the CWCism goes

[@KitsDJ]

"haha! i tricked you trolls! i can't go to the mall because i'm banned to begin with!" got them good

[@elsakristina2689]

The Mia story is the most unappetizing description of consensual sex I've ever heard. I feel so bad for her.

[@grantwilliams2650]

She should have charged 10x the price

[@colleenb6712]

$150 is not enough for what she did for him.

[@giph002]

@@colleenb6712 We would need to be talking about billions or trillions of dollars to be a fair exchange.

[@jbain4750]

Well there's an argument to be made that prostitution isn't always consensual. A lot of the time people sell themselves to support a drug dependency, or are at the mercy of a pimp (the latter of which isn't as likely in this situation but still).

[@unpopularopinions7407]

@@jbain4750 How does that revoke consent though? Just because someone is in desperate need of money, that doesn’t mean they suddenly don’t have their own autonomy.

[@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023]

God, seeing all the comments from 2 years ago talking about how creepy Chris was talking about their mom brings me a whole new form of despair I didn't even think was possible.

[@Rawrpuppeh]

"Then we conversed the rest of the $150 Hour" Wow, he talked to her for a whole 58 minutes.

[@metalmugen]

I wish I could keep an 58 minute conversation with a stranger tbh, however if Chris is being honest then he just talked about stupid shit so whatever.

[@DrakoVongola11]

@@metalmugen The "conversation" was probably just Chris rambling about trolls and Sonichu while Mia got as wasted as possible and looked at the clock begging for that endless hour to be over.

[@NuclearTopSpot]

​@@DrakoVongola11 She did more of the marijuanies while nodding profusely

[@SnuuySnuuy]

@@metalmugenlol he said in the email that he talked to her about family guy and south park

[@DeltaPi314]

@ZadfrackGlutz Zesozose How dare you suggest that?! They even "rolled into each other"

[@callumfaulkner8109]

Its upsetting that people like Chris and Barbara are able to buy pets. There really should be background checks to protect animals from such abuse.

[@Sixfootdig]

I thought the exact same thing.

[@mrthaimaster]

Yea they where lazy af had newspaper around in the house for their pets to do their business cus they couldnt take time to walk them. If you check out Gamerfrommars documentary you understand

[@Pufferfish1805]

the UK used to have dog licences, I'm honestly not sure if it was a good idea or not

[@gogo_8807]

just looking at their house would be enough to know they do not need an animal

[@jeouxgreen2021]

Barb: well, we're facing charges that can put us away for years. Let's get two dogs....

[@thomas-ti2cr]

This man is so well-documented, we have a picture of the woman who pissed him off at a McDonald’s one time

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

and yet we still don't know who the guy from the Nutty Professor parody was

[@tkon5752]

Chris calling his mom pretty feels so sinister now

[@DravenWolfe]

Indeed.

[@mihirlavande]

Man, Chris darting through the parking lot to avoid mall security is some serious Metal Gear shit hahahaha.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Metal Gear Autism

[@turbosaxophonic6210]

There's Solid and Liquid Chris for a reason lmao

[@1810jeff]

Literally all he had to do is not dress like a clown and wear a hat and sunglasses and nobody would know he's the notorious "gross man"

[@docdave15]

Ah man he on Xgames mode.

[@kingkoopa3000]

In his mind he was doing some metal gear solid shit, but in reality he was probably crashing into shit, stepping on peoples feet, farting loudly and drawing all sorts of attentiont to his garabge attempts at stealth. Metal gear squalid, lol.

[@virtualmartini]

The way Geno says "She had done the weed." is killing me.

[@angiermon]

The whole conversation with Barbra kind of disturbed me to be honest. They don’t seem to have a son-mother relationship. “You’re very pretty” “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun” like.... what kind of response is that to your son saying you look pretty? I mean, in general what kind of response is that?

[@jackhazardous4008]

It's even less coherent than Joe Biden's responses to press.

[@Wolf10media]

It's very disturbing how she fires back like that. It's like she'll reign someone else's time when she can't be alone for even five minutes. But want give no one any time to talk to her when they take her out. It also seems there may have been a disagreement before hand and he's trying to bargain for an apology like everyone else he's tried to apologize to, mainly women.

[@WarriorWildhead1337]

The "see no evil" thing was her reading Chris' shirt I think

[@irgendeineperson5350]

@Lonely Pluto it is just the final evidence that voting doesn't work and that democracy is a shit system.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

@Lonely Pluto "won"

[@GreatNegus]

I love how you censor Fatman's body. Laughed my ass off to that.

[@MutaScale]

Fatman is the MVP of this saga. Short appearance, but made an impression in the best way possible. XD

[@LaFaveBros]

That lunch with Barb as “Head Over Heels” plays over a speaker in the background is weirdly beautiful

[@rarzrapoopt6979]

i was thinking the same thing but didnt want to be the one to comment on it.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

I need to know how awful the fight was before or after they had that lunch. It must have been a real shitstorm.

[@NashvilleDJ615]

The way she constantly deflects his attempts at interaction is the toughest part for me. Regardless of Chris’s past, that’s pretty fucked to treat your child so impersonally.

[@bingboompow8861]

@@NashvilleDJ615 I mean tbh who could even stand to sit and have a mean with him? I certainly could not

[@BobMoore1996]

Every time he says “yeah” like that I die a bit more inside

[@Carnyzzle]

I like how Chris legitimately can't handle when someone brings him into reality like with the court case.

[@sekhyhybrid6701]

That's because Chris can't escape this when he can be blamed entirely on his own for the majority of the court cases. Barbara can be blamed as well for this, but Chris is the one that caused the majority of the Financhu crisis.

[@jackhazardous4008]

@@sekhyhybrid6701 by buying endless amounts of DLC for shit he doesn't even play to "support Sony in the console wars"

[@KaiDecadence]

The sadder thing is that if that's what he was like during the court case, what's it gonna be like when Barb passes away and he has to deal with the reality of his situation.

[@Davros539]

@@sekhyhybrid6701 Barb too with her unpaid depts

[@jeffpraterJSF]

Davros539 you can’t take on your parents debt, BUT, since Chris burned their house down and they had to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a new one. Once barb dies he will literally have the house taken away. Idk how this isn’t clear to anyone else. All this “once barb dies what’s gonna happen to Chris?” Like seriously once she dies Chris is going to lose the house within a month, they’re going to take all his belongings to pay for the damages the hoarding has caused, he’s going to live in his car with nothing, eventually the car will break down, he won’t know how to do anything else, and he’s gonna die on the street, or someone like rocky is gonna take him in, but they will NOT deal with Chris how he is. They will either leave him to die on his own or straighten him the fuck up

[@g.mcplus6097]

Censoring Fatman's entire upper body, godlike.

[@slayerking88]

his entire body is one giant titty

[@TheShortGirl666]

He reminds me of my dead ex.

[@michaelstrong5383]

No matter how fat you think you are, one thing's for sure: At least you look nothing like Fatman.

[@treefingers6572]

It's much appreciated.

[@lmno567]

Godlike as in merciful. Spared us from seeing that on full.

[@avi9797]

How did I just now realize that the intro goes through Chris' life completely backwards from current back to when he was a kid? 30+ episodes in and that FINALLY hit

[@VegasLounge]

Between Mia, the trial, the stalking of Megan...this chapter of CWC's life just seemed so *sleazy*. I'm not calling Mia sleazy (if anything, Lord, I wish her the best), but this episode just made me want to take a shower.

[@flushfries5633]

It became a John Waters movie

[@flushfries5633]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 Imagine the “I’m working on it!” video but with Divine and Jerry Stiller as Chris and Bob

[@flushfries5633]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 Perfect casting choices right there. Give them both posthumous Oscars

[@clownindan]

Mia is a saint.

[@anxietyfox4322]

It's not sleazy to be a sex worker. It's sleazy to use sex workers. And Chris is sleaze all over.

[@blindjusticeentertainment3819]

I always hate hearing that music slowly coming in at the end. I wanted to keep going forever. This is the most amazing story of ever heard.

[@PileOfStones]

You could make a religion out of this.

[@cajunmane7272]

my thoughts exactly

[@Josue-mv2fo]

You could say its the greatest story never told

[@PileOfStones]

@Confederate History Year I just made that joke because some people try to sell you their holy book as the greatest story ever told. But I guess you could have Chris be this Pharoh-like being and all the sonichu variants are mythology.

[@KaiDecadence]

Yep, saddest pat of these videos, you just want them to continue lol

[@yaoimandel1293]

"Someone kill his girlfriend please." Yes Chris, direct your anger on someone who had absolutely nothing to do with the photo being taken or the subsequent trolling, all because you want Mimms to be emotionally hurt.

[@SlobberyPantsu]

It really speaks to how much he values the autonomy of women

[@JyujinPlus]

Chad hit the nail on the head. He doesn’t view women as people. He views them as extensions of their partners. Their capacity to offer him sex, or their capacity as a weapon to be used against his enemies. Chris sees women as mechanisms. Not people