Chris Chan Wrote a Play in Jail. it's bad.

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[@ultimatebeasts9156]

the writing of this play single handedly ignited the fires of hell.

[@esotericjahanist]

nah its funny. the devil hates humor.

[@Phoebe5448]

Even Dante would be confused af

[@calstonjew]

We've been in Hell for a while now. Haven't you noticed?

[@diamonddust4486]

The fact that I can tell Chris' characters apart without color scares me...

[@crothschild]

"If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Seinfeld

[@locknessmonster3827]

Oh my gosh. Have you unlocked the sharringan? When I see his garbage art uncolored, nearly all of his stupid sonic fan characters look way to similar to me. Sure there are small sublet details to attempt to differentiate the sonic recolor, but it is hard to make out with how bad the art is. Oh well. I feel your pain, m8.

[@JNJG1999]

@diamonddust4486 You've got far too much time on your hands lmfao xD

[@Tahu-Umbra]

@@crothschild "we both stared into the abyss and when it looked back, you blinked" -Batman

[@Max46092]

That's good character design ;)

[@bluetiger2468]

Hyperfixation is a powerful force. Seems like Chris became hyperfixated on Jesus while in jail and then decided to combine it with his other hyperfixation, Sonichus. Creating the most incomprehensible phase Chris has ever gone through.

[@steele_heart77]

Or he’s just a schizo…

[@jampine8268]

It's very likely that Chris's only form of media in prison was the Bible, which probably explains the sudden Jesus infatuation. But it's also bizarre that this happened AFTER Chris broke off from Christianity, but it's not like they every understood it very well, it's like a cargo cult except they where also very drunk.

[@lucialovecraft]

Agree, they can also be very fleeting only lasting just several months at a time. I get hyperfixations a lot and it does annoy me how much it controls my day to day life

[@grilledpook]

can confirm, im autistic and hyperfixations are a hell of a drug.

[@keatonthekoopatroopa246]

Whenever Chris makes to an elderly age I can see him in a nursing home still drawing and annoying the staff and occupants of the nursing home.

[@bluetiger2468]

If that happens, then the universe is truly unfair. Chris never took care of his physical or mental health. I'm surprised he lived into his 40s, but it is true that both Barb and Bob lived long lives and passed that genetics to Chris. Chris has the potential to live another 40 years. The biggest thing in the way is his heart, Bob had heart issues and even though Chris had the gift of knowing about potential heart issues in his genetics, he still does a bunch of stuff that would put a lot of strain on his heart.

[@ChrisSuperDude]

Chris is trans. The fact that he made it past 35 means he’s technically “elderly” for his community.

[@rupert5066]

​@@ChrisSuperDudelmao based

[@pacificgrim4661]

He tries to make one of the nurses his "Sweetheart"

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

There's a good chance that Chris could live another 30 to 40 years. But I'm not entirely sure he will be in a nursing home.

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

I cracked up laughing when he said Jesus fought Satan and "took his keys" - I've just got a mental image of Jesus saying "Satan, you've had too much to drink so I'm confiscating your car keys" 😂😂

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

Particularly with it following Chris’s wet fart of a description of the death of Jesus

[@meursault7030]

"Sanscript". Truly all-knowing.

[@chelledoggo]

Something something Undertale reference.

[@cerebrustusbordungolski7183]

A K A S H I C R E C O R D S

[@chelledoggo]

@@cerebrustusbordungolski7183 Funnily enough the "akashic records" aren't even some "ancient concept." It was thought up in the 1800s by white western "spiritualists."

[@redandblue323]

Comes from the same font of wisdom as “Constinople Sonichu”

[@theonlybilge]

​@@chelledoggo OONDERTOOL

[@pacificgrim4661]

*(Chris believes he's* *Immortal)* Megan: (clocks gun) let's test that theory

[@patrickrichardson2518]

Can you "clock" a gun? Sounds kinda like Chrisism

[@The_Uncommon_Cole]

This feels like A-Logging

[@fulcrum6760]

@@The_Uncommon_ColeThe saddest part is that A Log ended up being right in the end. It’s like he saw the future and was warning us what will happen.

[@USOTPC]

As a Christian, I know I'm supposed to pray for him and somehow love my neighbor, but Gibi, it's really difficult to not just vomit

[@notknightbean]

Chris is unfortunately a person lost in his delusions. I pray he can find sanity, but I know how far that is from him.

[@DravenWolfe]

I'm right there with you as a fellow christian. I rarely ever get offended when someone mocks Jesus, even atheist. But somehow, Chris Proclaiming to be Jesus is the most offensive thing ever.

[@sunburstkisser]

I'm not Christian, I'm not even religious, but oh god I want to be offended on your behalf with whatever Chris is doing. This is straight up blasphemy, it's disgusting 😭

[@ChrisSuperDude]

@@DravenWolfeIronically, Chris being a blasphemer is the most mild sin he’s committed.

[@DravenWolfe]

@@ChrisSuperDude Now that is ironic, lol. And pretty sad too.

[@N64Guy]

Ohh it’s bad? I would never have guessed.

[@clydewill2340]

Seriously! When Chris is well known for his excellent writing skills, incredible art skills, and complete originality in all his ideas? I think GIBI's just a hater now.

[@JBubba]

just looking at that image of chris chan sonichu on the cross makes me feel like i have to go to confession

[@SpaceInvader3003]

confession isn't real. Holograms are more real.

[@longtimetnbcfan]

Same and im not even Catholic

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@SpaceInvader3003the fuck does that mean?

[@SpaceInvader3003]

@@leviticusprime4904 It means Jesus is never coming back and Holograms are cool.

[@DevilsDisciples]

Purification bath 🛁

[@filikasnicadori1827]

"Be careful with that nail gun, Hësus"

[@NauticalStudy]

Chris has done the ultimate crime on earth against Barbara so now she had to move on to crimes directly against heaven

[@nicktallfox5266]

It's weird seeing a channel I'm subscribed to follow a completely different channel I'm also subscribed to for completely different content. I knew you've been aware of Chris, but I didn't know you are keeping up to date on their antics.

[@NauticalStudy]

@@nicktallfox5266 Chris chan is a bottomless pit of surprises and crudeness that cannot be understood, only observed. Chris chan content makes up the majority of the background noise in my video production.

[@nicktallfox5266]

@@NauticalStudy I agree completely. It's a shame that the Geno Samuel series has come to it's inevitable hiatus as well.

[@DevilsDisciples]

Yes, Blasphemy n all

[@DevilsDisciples]

@@nicktallfox5266Seems like Geno Samuel just couldn’t take it no more. Can’t blame him.

[@JNJG1999]

Chris's voice is like fucking nails on a chalk board.

[@ProjectADAMAndroid]

i fucking hate it.

[@RatedShadowXrd]

Idk why but when I look at Chris, he looks like in his mid to late 50s despite being in his 40s. The man’s poor diet and lack of exercise made him age fast

[@JNJG1999]

@RatedShadowXrd He's always looked like that lol just look at bob and barb they looked 90 when they were in their late 40s

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Would that make his attraction to Barb a little more age-appropriate?

[@mielleflower]

i was super tired by the time i started playing this video and needed something to guide me to sleep. but when i heard the sentence: "jesus has a pokemon battle with satan" i was WIDE FUCKING AWAKE in total disbelief like this CAN'T be real

[@eimearnighriofa1116]

😂😂😂

[@moonlightdreamer4957]

My favorite part of the Bible personally. 😂

[@catgirl2363]

The question is what pokemon did they use?

[@Mortablunt]

@catgirl2363 Jesus used a Treecko, Blastoise, Moltres, Skarmory, and Alakazam. Satan used a shiny (white) Vaporeon, a Jynx, Gardevoir, Lopunny, and another Vaporeon;)

[@catgirl2363]

@@Mortablunt NAH WHY YOU GOTTA DO THEM LIKE THAT BRUH 😭😭😭 Satan would have Giratina at LEAST.

[@e.c.winner7252]

16:39 Gibi explaining the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ so beautifully and profoundly that I literally have a tearful “come to Jesus” moment while watching a Chrischan lore video was not on my 2024 Bingo card.

[@wareforcoin5780]

That's the greatest tragedy of Chris, I think. Compare the understanding gibi has of religion, to the one Chris has. Chris knows he's different from other people, but he'll never know anything beyond surface level. Terrible to know you are different, but not understand what that means. It's Chris though, so if anyone deserves that fate it's him.

[@redribbonredneck]

I'll just explain the Chaos Emerald shit because this is absolutely 100% the most important part of the play and Christory. In Sonic canon, there are seven Chaos Emeralds. In the spinoff Sonic the Fighters, there are eight because that's how many playable characters there are in it. This is the only instance of there being eight, and yet some people are insanely hung up on it. With Chris' obsession with fiction being reality, this could just be their way of explaining what happens in a spinoff. The Master Emerald is not one of the Chaos Emeralds. Just think of it as the super powerful god jewel that controls them all. In the movie, the Chaos Emeralds are created from the Master Emerald. Another instance of Chris trying to justify different interpretations of something that doesn't fit their liking. Jesus was a Sonichu.

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

So the 'Master Emerald' is basically The Ring of Power (from LoTR)? ololol

[@redribbonredneck]

@@DodgyDaveGTX I haven't watched the movies in a while, so idk. Maybe. Knuckles guards the emerald like Clyde guards Chris' virginity

[@calstonjew]

no john, you are the demons

[@redribbonredneck]

@@calstonjew Girl help I don't get the reference

[@reecewestmoreland6137]

Love how you can see through the blue bits of Chirs hair to the blackground

[@starffruit]

"i don't know what's going on anymore" yeah me neither man

[@F_Sickos]

*Claims to be the one perfect God* *Is near-sighted*

[@cholamais-cj1wh]

Has the tism.

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

Of all the things you could choose that's wrong with him

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

William Shakesperg.

[@finleyvail7468]

came for a crappy Sonichu play, stayed for the theology lesson. you have such a beautiful way of discussing the Bible, it's one of my favorite things about your videos.

[@farmerfunkk8240]

If Ryan Reynolds took this and turned it into a movie it would be absolutely amazing.

[@natesmith6871]

His life really is just asking to be made into a movie

[@DamianMongoose]

mark my words - ANY Movie Studio that makes an Jesus Christine Chan Movie will Have a Box Office Hit on their hands. $$$

[@tivvy2vs21]

​@@DamianMongooseI might try to write a script for one, though ive never done it before

[@DamianMongoose]

@@tivvy2vs21There's like software that help you organize Characters, organize story arcs, help you outline chapters and plots, I haven't written a script in 20years, but even the software back then was pretty good, research some of those script programs if you have a chance -

[@calstonjew]

Use AI to make it.

[@coryscheuer5629]

I guess too much tv does rot the brain

[@harrygardner7257]

Too much internet

[@RatedShadowXrd]

Or consumed by media in the wrong way.

[@Red-jt6uu]

More like being raised by TV rots the brain.

[@MiXVoy]

His "caring and loving" parents raised him this way.

[@calstonjew]

Dang viddya games!

[@leviticusprime4904]

Man the passion of Christ sequel took an interesting turn.

[@corygiesbrecht5423]

Move over Mel Gibson! 😂

[@subestimado2128]

Chris Chan is talking. There’s nothing you can do to make the audio bearable.

[@usernotfound_____yet]

Unless you mute it 🤣

[@needlersneedler9186]

Shakespeare got nothing on this.

[@mistermetalskull3107]

Yeah, Willy was missing that extra chromosome that Chris has.

[@Mitzi-chan224]

He doesn't have an extra chromosome like Chris does, yeah. 😂😂

[@larkyboy]

I’m not Christian, I was not raised religious and I’m an atheist-And even I’m stifling vomit.

[@coronelkittycannon]

*emotional exposition of the meaning of Christ's death* "...and this is how cris chan portrays it:" *Temu ad plays* fck i hate ads

[@Phoebe5448]

I've noticed they've definitely increased lately.

[@lucialovecraft]

Well Chris Chan is just Temu Christianity

[@platinumdragonslayer6128]

Buddy, Chris Chan is a living blasphemy long before the most craziest parts of his life.

[@datchicray]

Your interpretation of Jesus crucifixion was very compelling Gibi. I’m not even overly religious or anything.

[@Casandraelf]

yeah, he makes a good point

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

I'm Christian and I thought it was a good point. It really made me think. There's a whole theory about God having an ego death between the Old and New Testaments. Just a thought, but what if this is what played a part in that? Just thinking out loud.

[@lucialovecraft]

@@PhillyCh3zSt3akit was quite beautifully explained ❤

[@appleonion5830]

While it's certainly an eloquently put thought, it's more commonly believed that Jesus was quoting the Old Testament, specifically his ancestor, King David. The ultimate purpose of the verse being that even in times of strife, God is still there, even when you can't feel his presence.

[@reloadpsi]

Gotta admit, it got me too.

[@Mr.FancyGengar]

Grew up in a Christian faith and while not as active as I used to be I still hold onto a lot of the beliefs of my religion. And Gibi makes an amazing point about the crucifixion of Christ. And to sort of expand on the story before of the event the night before Christ is taken to Jail he prays and bleeds from every pore with each drop of blood being a human sin. Then before he is hung on the cross he is wiped, made to wear a crown of thorns, and to carry the cross he will be hung on. This is the most perfect human being to ever walk the earth and depending on your faith the son of God. Being beaten down so badly that he cries out to see if God is still there. So to see Chris not only dumb it down to such a simple and nonchalant inconvenience. But to essentially make it about him churns my stomach. The Christian side of me is enraged. While the rest of me feels nothing but pity for the sad state this poor husk of a human is. Many people and many systems failed him throughout his life. I’ll never excuse what he has done. But some small part of me really can’t help but feel pity. He’ll never have a normal life. He’ll never have real meaningful relationships with anyone. He will grow old and die with no one to mourn him. The only funeral services will be archive Channels and Christorians going over the highlights of his shenanigans. He will spend the rest of his days in his delusions. Because he would never be able to handle the reality that is his life.

[@F_Sickos]

Thank you for expediting my research on this, and I also love the DBZA Mr. Popo reference "well *that's* ominous*

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

*I'll say 👁👄👁*

[@nicholassanabria6493]

As a catholic I’m definitely offended because it’s blasphemous but as a normal person I’m cringing because it’s that bad

[@DravenWolfe]

Right there with you. I sometimes wonder if he's the antichrist, Because he is everything oposite of Jesus, Unironically.

[@BradLighteningdick]

My brother in Christ I am grinding my teeth watching this video, we all understand

[@lucialovecraft]

I’m catholic too and I just laugh at it

[@Phoebe5448]

I was raised Catholic agnostic now and same

[@professor0reo700]

Catholic as well. What he wrote is very wrong, but I'm not offended considering the person who wrote it. A sad broken man who's completely lost in his delusion.

[@jeremycurtis7566]

So are we in agreement that Chris has committed blasphemy?

[@AssassinatorScout1]

Just let him watched helluva boss and hazbin hotel!

[@TheAzure_Guardian]

Knowing him he probably will

[@usernotfound_____yet]

I'm afraid that he'd add it into his growing fanfiction lore.

[@beezlebun9454]

The things they would do to poor Loony😢

[@lulubelle0318]

Oh no...

[@jimi_jams]

Then he will start ramping up the e-begging to raise 50k for a custom animation

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

0:40 thank you Mr. Popo

[@heinrichze-france4089]

"mmm"

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

I'M SO FKN HIGH RIGHT NOW

[@HS-hx8ti]

So, when will they be updating bibles with the Gospel o Angelica Rosechu?

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

Never. Probably.

[@Really_Big_Moth]

Tomorrow

[@JonFawkes]

The fact that Chris depicts a really neutered version of the crucifixion of Christ really speaks volumes about their mental age, their lack of understanding of their own religion, and their inability to even consider the morals espoused by the bible. It's amazing that Chris is over 40 years old (at the time they are making the video) and still write and tell stories like a 6 year old

[@RatedShadowXrd]

He* And Chris looks like in his mid to late 50s despite him being in his 40s

[@bluetiger2468]

I always thought Chris had the mental age of a 12-year-old. Lately, he's been acting more like an 8-year-old, which kinda feels like an insult to 8-year-olds because I've seen kids act better than him. His mental age is completely ruined, which could have been self-inflicted as a result of him realizing his inevitable mortality due to old age, because I remember once he said if you keep a child-like mindset, it makes you age slower. Similar to when he said, "women live longer than men" and now that logic applies to him because Chris identifies as a woman.

[@Really_Big_Moth]

@@bluetiger2468that’s a really good interpretation!

[@SpaceInvader3003]

hearing Chris talk for about half an hour makes me think when is he gonna do another SA. Chris Chan is so painfully boring now. I know that sounds bad, I don't care, screw him.

[@harrygardner7257]

I guess being a police man is like working at McDonald’s

[@buringplumbranches]

Its like a cult docteren without the cult.

[@timothyobrien9490]

How hilarious would it be if Chris wrote a play and it was so monumentally profound and nuanced like Hamlet or The One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest that it took the world by storm.

[@DamianMongoose]

The Monkey with the typewriter paradox (IF given enough time could a Monkey Write the Next Great American Novel?) Chris Chan IS the broken clock this is Right Twice a Day, in THEORY they COULD write a good play with enough time (alike the monkey).

[@cerebrustusbordungolski7183]

5:56 Sometimes I forget how grating Chris' personality and voice can be. It's also no surprise that despite spanish being one of his special interest he's also not good at it. His pronunciation of Jesus is like "hay-soos" when it should be something like "heh-soos".

[@jampine8268]

Proof Chris had to be in some kind of solitary confinement whilst incarcerated, if they where in General population, someone WOULD have shived Chris simply because they where so damn annoying.

[@meursault7030]

I love GiBi's interperetation of the crucifixion of Jesus Christine. I now literally have a whole new appreciation for this story I've heard a million times since I was a kid.

[@Shaddonius]

I wonder if , in a future, a CWC university will be a thing. Chris 101: Outer Chris History (physical person) Chris 102: Inner Chris History (his mental faculties) Chris 201: Chris derivative history (history made by sonichu and his variations) Chris 202: Chris zoology (documenting sonichus) Chris 203: Sonichu biology (how they work) Master's : Lord saga PhD: Chris Corruption theory

[@Inuaang27]

How long before Chris starts calling himself the "Lisan Al-Gaib"

[@trevord.465]

I think I took psychic damage listening to this

[@kaltneta6704]

You know, isn't Chris almost in his 40s? We can call him an old man now!

[@professor0reo700]

40's isn't even old yet.

[@JennaLeigh]

No. You cannot. 65 is the accepted "senior" cutoff, but there are countless healthy, fit, active people that age and older. Age is simply a marker of time. "Being old" is more subjective. The older you get, the more you'll agree.

[@derpystalin387]

WAIT, you’re telling me that something that Chris wrote is bad?!?!?

[@avadoksorem2854]

I wish Chris would realize that the best way to go about the incest case is to admit he did it only because Barb had spent decades grooming him into wanting her. He’s already come out of denial about her and confessed to her having offered herself to him for sex years ago. He was Barb’s lifelong victim, not the other way around.

[@IamEscBoy]

this

[@JulianPerez-zv6os]

Whether it is true or not (I think Chris is more malevolent and disturbing than generally believed - low intelligence does not mean honesty) this is what he should do. On the other hand, if he did it he should just admit it as you can't be tried twice for the same crime.

[@ariesdemiurge]

Knowing Chris' only knowledge for anything comes from cartoons, I'm convinced the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus came from Clone High and nowhere else. You know how godawful Chris' Spanish is.

[@theoliviaishere6872]

Never thought that I, as an athiest, would feel such poignant things about Jesus. And I absolutely did not think it would happen during a Chris Chan lore video

[@moemetal]

It’s a shame Benjamin Franklin’s works weren’t in the prison, that would have been much more becoming

[@chris2163]

I think Chris would actually be an Airbender. ( Obviously if he’s an avatar, he can do all four, but born into that nation ) but he would totally suck at it. And have to train with children in his 20s and be like the worst Airbender ever and Doing his stupid curse pose 😂 also, I don’t know how anybody could live with him. If I had to sit there and listen to this shit I would flip the fuck out constantly and just say to him this is such nonsense, and scream the THRUTH to him…and make him leave…🦔

[@TheBarkShark]

Chris says his intuition has always been on point? ...Alright

[@GoodDraws]

Hahah Chris Chibnall, the second worst Chris GiBi has mentioned 😂 5:34

[@josephiroth89]

8:22 Chris trying to talk from the perspective of Jesus sounds like Liquid Chris imitating regular Chris.

[@KevinL-ws4if]

After his actions with Barbara, I had no idea he could do worst. Rewritting Jesus' death in his favour and he gets to walk into a portal as Jesus reincarnated and "never have to physically die" is just lol.

[@MrEnte3000]

You really think that is worse than elder abuse? I don't even know what to tell you...

[@KevinL-ws4if]

Do worst as in him keep on going worst

[@DamianMongoose]

If this IS Jesus we are doomed!!! Bwahahaha Bwahahaha

[@tardistime6857]

As a Christian myself this was very frustrating with Chris behaviour he’s truly lost it

[@tungsten20]

This “play” is so blasphemous that even Satan himself would think it’s offensive

[@jasonscarborough94]

3:06 "Blasphemy Blaspheyou Blasfor everybody in the room"

[@CarvelComix]

Hello GiBi! I'm back after a hiatus because I overdosed on Chris-Tory a few months back. Thank you for this fresh nightmare and for your expert reporting! Your explanation about the mangled Bible data from Chris was very refreshing.

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

13:54 - 14:07 Okay, so in regards of the Emeralds in Sonic Lore, there's seven Chaos Emeralds like you said, but the Master Emerald is NOT one of them. It's another, ginormous Emerald that holds special mystical powers and essentially works as a counter to the Chaos Emeralds, if I got that right. The Master Emerald generally keeps Angel Island afloat in the sky, was used in the past (as presented in Sonic Adventure) to contain the water being known as Chaos, and in Sonic 3 and Knuckles, it's able to turn the Chaos Emeralds into Super Emeralds.

[@virtualmartini]

2:17 Chris says it's the first 'All Sonichu and Rosechu play" and then on the next page there's two humans

[@sandroiori4401]

i like how chris just reads his whole play like he is finding his own writing boring

[@wolfclaw719]

I'm agnostic but Chris's heresy makes me want to go on a bloody crusade that'd make Korne blush also there were at one point more Master and Chaos emeralds then one of the former and seven of the latter but thats been debated on by fans since it came from the Archie Comics run which was a total clusterfuck

[@drewbakka5265]

Hold the phone jackson. If Chris uses nuns approval to give ethos to the play, does that mean the Papacy is 100% chris aproved? also the if dimentional split was in 1300ad, so does that mean that romans, egyptians and the crudaders just hung out with cute anime girls?

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Chris is starting to look like Bob...

[@Crusader316]

Never clicked on a gibi video fast enough, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK GIBI!!

[@NoxAtlas]

I'm atheist and even I feel bad for every christian who's exposed to this blasphemous nonsense

[@CoyoteIslander]

As a Christian I'm glad we can find common ground in Chris's nonsense

[@ashlynbrown3728]

I'm a Christian and I don't think chris is jesus he's more of a Judas type of person from all the people he threw under the bus, even though I read the bible enough but I do know he's the complete opposite of Jesus, chris done all of the 7 deadly sins

[@indiraturner5506]

Chris is not a professional writer nor is he a good storyteller, don’t expect him to get his lore straight.

[@JulianPerez-zv6os]

Nor is he particularly good at spelling.

[@VoidDaviCrystalheartC]

Okay I am personally shocked BEYOND BELIEF!!! because of his stupidity and ignorance, and the AUDACITY Of this dark souled and Hanus spirited individual and what put me in a state of shock was the sentence "And he had a Pokémon battle against Satan" I am at a loss for words at this point,

[@mrsexykhrust4433]

Bro is still writing sonic fan fiction, where tf is Bionic I want more basketball adventures

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

Amazing that Chris never idea smooshed “Space Jam, but Bionic”

[@GhostofJamesMadison]

Bro you explained the resurrection better than any pastor I ever spoke too wow

[@Jakepearl13]

This is just depressing

[@Treyway31201]

From a Catholic's point of view, Chris Chan's inane ramblings are about as comprehensible, and about as valid, as those of mormonism

[@mina_loi]

jic anyone didn't know, the books mark & john were first person witness accounts, matthew is a transcription of an "oral history" that belonged to one of the many coptic cults, and the book of luke is literally medieval fanfiction.

[@herretik2287]

Thank you for the respectful coverage, GiBi. It would be a really easy joke to make by comparing Chris's nonsense to the actual religion.

[@notknightbean]

As a Christian, a Protestant, Yeah Chris went full heretic a long time ago. this is just his continued delusions and heresies expanding.

[@jeffborror8040]

A world full of spelling errors and plot holes. I think I get stupider listening to his ramblings.

[@nomad4338]

For anyone who cares, to fill in the Sonic lore where Gibi got confused. Chris Chan is stating there are 8 Master Emeralds, 8 Chaos Emeralds, and one Ultimate Emerald that split to make the aforementioned Chaos Emeralds. This statement from Chris is incorrect. In Sonic lore the Master and Chaos Emeralds are magical multipurpose macguffins that are important to the story, there is one singular Master Emerald and 7 Chaos Emeralds. Chris is trying to rationalize some inconsistences between sonic media and personal misunderstandings he's had with sonic media through the statement of 8 of each and a new type of emerald. Games such as Sonic Fighters feature an additional 8th Chaos Emerald but this is simply a mistake because a different team than normal worked on that game. In Sonic 3 & Knuckles 7 Super Emeralds which are powered up versions of the original Chaos Emeralds are present and they are of comparable size to the Master Emerald, Chris has seemingly misunderstood that these are the Chaos Emeralds transformed to be larger and more powerful and are not an entirely new set of emeralds. Lastly in the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movie, which takes place in a separate continuity from the games, the Chaos Emeralds instead of existing alongside the Master Emerald are instead what forms the Master Emerald. The Master Emerald later shatters and becomes the Chaos Emeralds again before reforming at the end of the movie. Chris is unable to separate the continuities and had to make up an Ultimate Emerald in order to allow for both continuities to be correct. Real Sonic lore (the games canon) establishes that the Master Emerald has existed on Sonic's World since the earliest known point in the timeline, what created it is unknown. The Chaos Emeralds are not native to Sonic's Planet instead having been brought there by a spacefaring race called the ancients when they fled their homeworld. This lore was revealed in Sonic Frontiers, the most recent Sonic game, which Chris has not finished. He will likely be mad the same way he was at Pokémon Scarlet and Violet for contradicting his own personal lore.

[@Ayeee155]

I get pretty offended at blasphemy, but I draw the line at incoherent terribly written blasphemy! Chris truly is beyond helping.

[@haydoge]

Crazy that Chris perfectly recreated the book of Mormon.

[@mysteryminx2619]

If Chris (sorry, Angelica) wrote a play about witnessing the Crucifixion and the Resurrection, it's an Easter play. Jesus ('hey-SUESS') is a very common name in the Hispanic/Latin community and is usually defaulted to the nickname 'Chuy' ("Chewie") So what the hell, I'll wait till Han Solo shows up. The turtle/tortoise references are due to beliefs by several Asian Creation tales that the World travels and rides upon the back of a celestial tortoise who guards and maintains all life on Earth. They are considered very lucky and are revered in Asia. It also appears in several American Indian Creation stories -- which is extremely interesting when these cultures are considered separately evolved, no-contact ethnicities. I thought your interpretations and insights on the Crucifixion were incredibly profound. Aiiiii, Jesus help us all ....let us pray.

[@so_bendy]

Chris chan is gonna get his ass John Lennoned at this rate.

[@joshchelf7729]

Imagine no more Sonichu. It's easy if you try...

[@zackzittel7683]

Whoever does it….. I’m putting money on their books.

[@jennifersaar1611]

The worst version of A Charlie Brown Christmas ever.

[@JennaLeigh]

Right? I was really looking forward to the part where (Megan) Schroder played piano and all the Sonichus and Rosechus broke it tf DOWNNNNN

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

If you made it this far that Chris would steal anything ti be part of his so called lore Yeah, it's just gotten worse Won't do the comics though

[@ashlynbrown3728]

Yeah that's why I've called Chris's lore a Frankenstein's monster, because all the lore added is probably from somewhere else

[@KevinL-ws4if]

Did Chris cut open his perineum to find the piece of ultimate emerald inside him?

[@Hammerhead547]

One of the best interpretations of they story of the crucifixion I've ever heard was a concept album by a german band called Grave Digger on their The Last Supper release in 2006. The story is told through the eyes of jesus as he presides over the last supper, prepares for his execution and is ultimately put to death. The common thread of all the songs is the feeling of intense apprehension and confusion jesus experiences before he's crucified as he's questioning his faith right up to the moment of his death on the cross, then with his dying thoughts he admits to himself that he does have faith in god too resurrect him after the "100 days" and the story ends with the prophesy being fulfilled.

[@Randomkitty74]

Thank god they decided not to be a water bender avatar… But holy hell, this makes no sense. Like some parts I get, you don’t want characters to die. But Chris, people die… and according to a lot of religions, it’s the best way to understand man, and understand the hardships of life.

[@shabah2644]

hey does anyone else find Chris harder and harder to understand now. I swear it seems more and more like he is speaking gibberish as time as gone on.

[@usernotfound_____yet]

And his high-pitched annoying voice tone isn't helping either

[@shabah2644]

@user-dk3lg9np6p yeah he sounds like he is putting on a little kid voice.

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

The plagiarism never stops. Chris-Chan is the least creative person our species has ever produced.

[@Kingcobra6699]

I wonder how he was treated by other inmates?!? He probably just got ignored all the time.

[@usernotfound_____yet]

That is if he was allowed to have inmates to begin with 😂

[@The_Uncommon_Cole]

14:05 There are seven Chaos Emeralds and ONE big green Master Emerald. Chris assumingly made up the ultimate emerald and there’s no orange one

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

The Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play is a lot like The Nightman Cometh, except for the fact that's it's "real life" and is more bizarre/surreal than it is funny.

[@JennaLeigh]

🎶 "Sonichu!"(ahhhAHHHahhhh) "Creation of the Chris Chan!" (ahhhAHHHAhhh) "Ruler of the insane and confused amongst us allllllll".....

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

@@JennaLeigh Pretty much. I watched all the parts of The Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play and that's the comparison that stuck.

[@JennaLeigh]

@HeavyMetalBeliever I can see it. There's even a troll song in "Nightman Cometh", so the comparison makes perfect sense. Now I'm picturing Chris wailing off key "you gotta pay the troll toll...to get inside this boy's soul"

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

@@JennaLeigh This might sound weird, but I (kind of) imagined Chris re-enacting The Nightman Cometh as a ploy to get together with Megan Schroeder or something. The Nightman in that version of The Nightman Cometh is Chris's autism.

[@leswaste]

Terrific video. I LOL'd frequently. And I greatly appreciate that there is somebody willing to translate Chris Chan's insanity to a more digestible form.

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

It's pathetic that Chris-Chan is still fixated on Mary Lee Walsh- a woman who did nothing wrong- after all these years. Sad and pathetic.

[@meursault7030]

Why would he make it eight instead of 7? It's my understanding that the bible is obsessed with the number 7. Surely it would be best for him to... Fuck me, why am I even

[@HotelKatz]

My guess? In prison, Chris had remembered about Sonic the Fighters, where it had eight Chaos Emeralds. So in his mind, he needed to explain the Eighth Chaos Emerald in a story in his comic. And since the only reading material he had in prison was the bible, he used that as a reference for the story.

[@meursault7030]

@@HotelKatz Of course. God forbid he come up with a single miniscule thing on his own lmao.

[@WalkerChristopher11]

The world of Steven Kings IT takes place in a universe where the world is on the back of a turtle shell.

[@songweretson]

Gibi has talked about how he loves the odd coincidences that exist on Christory - like the CWC initials. And I think one of them is that Gibi has studied religion, and is uniquely prepared to counter so much of Chris’s current delusions.