Chris D'elia DISRESPECTS HIS SURROUNDINGS for 25 Minutes Straight

[@huntreboy]

Chris is really at his funniest when he is fucking with Bryan in my opinion.

[@blahblahblah9880]

And vice versa for callen

[@erikfrankfurt4650]

Listen to Ten Minute Podcast.

[@ticalhezzy1692]

It's undeniable

[@soowoo2246]

facts

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

It's the only time he's funny.

[@justincase5583]

"you better be in a lab coat because you're talking about glycogen "😂😂

[@NYGRLINTN]

Probably the funniest line 🤣🤣🤣

[@colonelspicymustard]

@@NYGRLINTN glad to know i can dip this early

[@MythicalButtStabber]

Real life DR. Cox from scrubs

[@bjorknasty2870]

It's the valley-girl head bobbing that killed me 😂

[@martin..3700]

@@MythicalButtStabber Was thinkin the exact same!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@7elEvan1]

I hope people appreciate what Bryan does to bring out the best in Chris

[@jeroenverbeeck7925]

from the first day the 10 min pod started, their dynamic between eachother is very clear and obvious for their fans i believe

[@7elEvan1]

@@jeroenverbeeck7925 I didn't pick up on everything Bryan does to set up his bits for a while, including making himself into a measly punching bag for Chris' narcissistic character. Thought he just was a punching bag for real. But he knows exactly how to get Chris going

[@SpringsPoland]

He needs it

[@M1keFoxxx]

It's crazy that they're not friends. Only went to dinner together once.

[@blhu_oce]

Pre sure Bryan ditched him completely during the whole "thing" w Chris, he touched on it a few times on his podcast. Now Chris is back and thriving, they're creating occasional content again. They were never "real" friends based on that alone, it's just business and Bryansssssskuda

[@jackhopkins5956]

The fact he answered the phone with "so..." before he even knew he was on the pod is hilarious😂

[@mclovin9151]

Well yes it was funny, but he DID know he was gonna be on the pod. This is a show and things like that are scripted

[@kja6336]

@@mclovin9151 lmao no it’s not, standup is pods arent

[@maebandy]

A comic who regularly boomerangs bullshit out into the universe knows what's coming back. You don't have to plan a bit to know how to play one.

[@mclovin9151]

@@kja6336 you think these people don’t think of ways to make the show more entertaining? And that it requires scripting? It’s only about money, it’s not about “pods are real and standup is scripted” If they have the opportunity to script it then they will

[@kja6336]

@@mclovin9151 dude they do like 100 pods a year, calling someone unknowing is more entertaining than telling them to say something for the camera. No one in their right mind has enough time to set up a script for an hour long convo 😂

[@mcappello30]

Chris in conversation is unmatched. Honestly much funnier than his stand up

[@Yo.ops.livin711]

Chris looks like a real life Rick and Morty character

[@Vices665]

Look up his halloween costume from this year lol

[@CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq]

He really do

[@Lunatic5306]

Like the jelly bean king?

[@lasvegascrisis]

Chris's patreon is the best!! if you dont have it you're really missing out

[@peter_pjp7894]

@@Vices665 he looks like Garret Bobby Ferguson from regular show

[@guitarest452452]

Every time I see Schaub I think about the time Theo said "You always look like you were stung by bees" hahaha

[@edwardwestover8829]

Or when theo said brendan looks like he rides a horse with one leg on one side😭😭😭

[@O_btree]

Yeah he looks particularly bloated at times lol

[@DjDoxastic]

@khronosfateless Yeah!

[@masdavis236]

"You look like your name is Dave buster" -theo to Schaub

[@AGfrom83]

You gotta tighten up man, you're gonna get diabetes!

[@AbrasionUK]

Chis' standup isn't that funny, but his banter is legitimately some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@JamesTaylor117]

Hated his special, love his banter with the boys. I really don’t understand the discrepancy

[@sethrydberg7981]

Same way with Theo, dude's podcast appearances are A tier but his special was MEH

[@anduin1]

I feel like this is true for the majority of the new era of comedians. The podcast and banter with other comedians often is funnier than the specials they put out.

[@RedditStoriesAITAH1]

@@sethrydberg7981Tim Dillion at the top

[@chinqlinq89]

100%. Theo and Chris thrive in podcasts, but they both seem anxious and forced in their specials. Feel like their same jokes would do better if they slowed down and spoke like they were in an organic conversation rather than performing a SNL skit or at a late night show.

[@Curse44]

Chris D'Elia might not be a funny standup comedian, but he sure as hell is the funniest sitdown comedian on the planet.

[@brucecanzoli3423]

this comment is underrated

[@Curse44]

@@brucecanzoli3423 Thank you, you brought tears to me eyes. Finally someone is putting some respect on my name!

[@justinjackson7688]

@@Curse44 He is also one of the best groomers of underage women on the planet. Basically wrote the book on it.

[@themilkman271]

Theo Von is typing….

[@greendholia5206]

@@themilkman271 theo von and chris should have a battle

[@mattemm469]

The racist Starbucks bit still kills me

[@cleech74]

The sound that Will makes @ 15:01 slays me every time. Trying to suppress his laughter so hard that it sounds like he had a stroke. Too funny.😂

[@tomcruiiseship9461]

Ya that was a good one. Miss those days

[@Fowagain]

And its one of the longest bits ever but well worth it 😂😂😂

[@KULDSWET]

too good 😂😂

[@DatHombre]

Seriously it's so cool how when we're all like 70/20yrs younger than Callen, we'll still be able to go back to that n TMP n still laugh our asses off.

[@jgray1831]

“They’re not full white, they’re not *full* white, but that doesn’t matter” Almost spat out my cereal lmao

[@gubberfuck]

"Why you gotta make it a racial thing?" "No, I'm saying it doesn't matter"

[@jon4715]

Legitimately funny joke. Off the cuff, better than anything he's written.

[@tommy2swole]

Too bad his stand up cant just be reenactments of these clips

[@yungblod8975]

@@tommy2swole his whole comedy career is preforming for young college kids and wealthy California's that are outta touch with reality so that's who he caterers too it's just like how most Boston comedians caterer to the blue collar working class

[@jgray1831]

@@tommy2swole check out his 20 minute crowd work he just posted on his channel, just watched it and he seems like he’s trying to be less rigid and more loose with his comedy then you’ll see on his Netflix specials. Makes sense considering he does now have a big following of people who care about listening to him via podcasts, which are inherently very loose.

[@mattm8932]

Callen is a tremendous facilitator of comedy

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

He sets em up, and Chris spikes the shit out of em. They're a stellar comedy duo

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

@@majesticpbjcat7707 settle down ladies

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

@@BobSmith-lu5ug edgy

[@viralarchitect]

It's a shame that he himself is so unfunny

[@Kal-El207]

@@viralarchitect You know what else is sad? Someone with Architect in their name but they’re not an architect. And yes I am a god. Kiss my feet.

[@mazenmohamed3049]

Bryan: “say one intellectual thing” Chris: “Dagestan” Spit my fucking drink out 🤣

[@christaylor3998]

He asked Chris I he ever read a book lol

[@CHRISTMASPOOL]

It's funny because people from Dagestan actually speak their own language..........? I know it's weird. They have an extreme low IQ so they think that the sounds they're making is English. They're technically retarded. So Chris really put them on the map in an unfair way.

[@space_1073]

I like how they prepare to get Chris over the phone and he IMMEDIATELY takes control of the situation with a "so"

[@gbpackers5578]

“Is it THOUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!” D’Elia at his comedic peak 🤣🤣

[@dickhitswater4836]

I can’t stand Chris but that whole bit was pure gold and nailed those dooshbags down to a T!

[@bryced7633]

Now he’s a diddler

[@Goofiest-Goober0h]

"Hes a grand wizzard" "He knows no magic" Gets me every single time.

[@maxcr5937]

lol ive listened to that a bunch of times and havent heard the 'he knows no magic' but i believe you because thats hillarious

[@aghulk94]

"Oops tho right? Because I was talking" lmao

[@CycDestined]

Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..

[@BipityBopity93]

Agreed. Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..

[@JoeyAPK]

@@BipityBopity93 lmaoooooooooo

[@kirbeybalan6019]

He is dangerously tapping to Mencia level

[@TheJCinator]

Just repeating EXACTLY what he already saaid

[@longballs17]

Eggsackly b

[@caleighhraee]

Chris going “OOPS though cuz I was talking” kills me every time. But the champion of it all is “yeah I fuckin disrespected ya, ON YA OWN POD!” 😂

[@mitchluciano5973]

“ON YA OWN *POD’N”

[@floweuphoria69420]

Have you seen when he talks about Johnny Depp during his recent trial STILLNESSSSSS

[@Snk13_ty]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_D%27Elia

[@Zedd550]

Bahahah Chris answering the phone with "So..?" is hilarious

[@bubsthecat3738]

D"elia with the " Is it thooouuuuuugh " is the greatest thing ever...

[@jgray1831]

Chris and Bryan’s comedy formula Chris: *does something* Bryan: “don’t do that” Chris: *does it again but with more insanity added*

[@pur-xs8oj]

Dagestan

[@Max-yo5kn]

@@pur-xs8oj lmao thank u

[@Realworldnews247]

Bryan has a hard on for Chris 😂

[@adamdrakestudio]

"I don't understand why you guys are upset - you guys wanna get coffee you just come right in." Best line

[@straightnobraker4677]

lol

[@surfingtexas]

"You arched your back like a Chiquita banana" right before he gets slapped 🤣🤣

[@eamonnkeenan8327]

“I look like Avril Lavigne’s security” might be the first joke from Brendan that I heard Chris acknowledge

[@aKjohn8798]

Theo said that too him

[@ChodeMaster]

@@aKjohn8798 sounds like a theo joke

[@dickhitswater4836]

I actually came to say Theo probably gave him that joke. He’s lucky Theo is such a good dude because all Brendan has ever done is repeat his stuff or try to bounce off it which he can’t. His friends gassed him up into thinking he was something because they all have this delusion that if you keep trying it’ll just happen, they forget they’re the lucky ones who had a little talent and a whole lot of luck.

[@SeanLives]

@@aKjohn8798 hahaha fuck yeah that makes sense lol that was way too funny for Brendan to come up with

[@gerryinkstains9876]

Legend has it brendan still waiting for a cheese wrapped in salami

[@santouchesantouche2873]

Daddy

[@Gb23213]

Bro the look on his face was hysterical

[@Milokitty-en5nb]

I really don’t understand why he thought that’d be funny. Right in the middle of Chris trying to get a joke in.

[@mindfulninjaspodcast3268]

That very first part absolutely killed me haha "you better be in a lab coat"

[@aaroneusjames2342]

That first clip gave me old school vibes and made me feel warm inside.

[@durn863]

Chris D'elia is a kind of comic that is far funnier off stage than on.

[@xenophon8958]

"is IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "OOPS tho cuz i was TALKING, right?" im gonna steal all his shit for my day to day conversations

[@Lukerichards18]

This video should have been called “Chris Delia shiting on Bryan Callen for 25 minutes straight”

[@riffhousestudios96]

That’s the joke

[@aidanford4285]

"Brian callen setting up layups for Chris Delia left, right and center" more like it.

[@notjosh2437]

@@aidanford4285 they have good synergy for comedy

[@carsonlinde2961]

I want a Callen/D’Elia/Theo/Bobby lee podcast so bad

[@Gatapotata]

Wild!

[@samtarly9301]

Take out callen and throw in santino

[@unforsakenbacon8621]

@@samtarly9301 Nah I say put em all in there lol

[@Cowboys09WM]

Take out Bobby Lee and add Santino

[@akiohonma1306]

@@Cowboys09WM you really think santino is funnier then Lee? Wow 🙃

[@CDSAfghan]

The racist starbucks is an incredible improv bit

[@MrRentske]

When the video started I hoped that bit was in it 😂

[@TruckinRobbie]

"I don't know why you guys are so upset... like you could just come right in." 😂😂

[@sawyer4981]

Every time these two interact, you know it's gonna be a good time. Shit's funny as hell.

[@dsmirnoff8807]

Holy fuck. “Dagestan”… why tf did that shit make so much sense

[@jumpingilly732]

Just took everything Bryan stands for, rolled it up in a ball and said “Dagestan”

[@levidoll2057]

It’s crazy the chemistry Chris and Brian have

[@MrMcslammer1]

They just click together man, somethin with the pheromones maybe? They do bang each other a lot I think after that first time they can just read eachother better

[@chaztonwahilani5367]

Chris Delia's standup is so underwhelming when you see how funny he really is on podcasts

[@chinqlinq89]

Him and Theo both. They’re amazing on podcasts but their specials are whatever IMO.

[@darthpoop444]

Kinda true. Andrew Schulz is one of the only comedians I think where his stand up and podcasts are both really funny

[@lukegangl8644]

@@darthpoop444 I think joes standup specials are pretty funny as well

[@alexdunhill4271]

@@lukegangl8644 hahahahahaha

[@Reidweber14]

@@chinqlinq89 theo has a good standup but he’s definitely funnier on his podcast

[@avlisc]

Schaub is literally the human embodiment of a water buffalo. “Give me some of your best cheese” wtf

[@JKhouri]

This video is a great example of why Chris and Bryan need to have their own podcast. The funniest moments come from when they bounce off each other

[@codyblake8888]

Done✅ No one listened🤷‍♂️ It’s fun every four months, when TFATK & Chris are blowing up, before unappealing allegations, but week after week..? It appears to be too much😪

[@landonanderson4837]

I love that he answers the phone “...So?”

[@bern8220]

I didn't realize there's a Starbucks in my guestroom.......🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gonko100]

That Avril Lavigne joke was actually good. Brendan. My man. Look at you.

[@TheDavemcmenamy]

he is pretty quiet unless hes with your girlfriend...

[@princesssprinklesthecat4192]

No it wasnt. Brendan is suing youtubers who make truth videos about him

[@rakuencallisto]

Brendan is the definition of an above average looking jock with zero personality or charm, yet somehow chicks want him.

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

@@princesssprinklesthecat4192 that doesn't mean he can't make a single somewhat funny comment.

[@santouchesantouche2873]

Theo vons joke tho

[@doctor_doom541]

Dude when Brian was talking about training and Chris said “training what, dolphins?” I lost it 💀💀💀

[@johannesteilmann6667]

dialogues between Chris and Bryan can literally all be used in comedy films

[@jonathanfletcher97]

Chin’s laugh makes everything so much funnier lmao

[@dominicsheldon]

Yes! It's the best low-key assist

[@jessaransford8866]

Its my favorite to hear in the background on here and king and the sting. It makes me laugh harder the time😁

[@matthewjohnson4540]

Chin’s the man! Seems like he’s a good dude to hang with

[@clytnvgl]

Every time Chris deeply inhales, I know I’m gonna laugh hard as fuck.

[@republicangenz]

you like him how he likes underage girls

[@ruvimsemenyuk8224]

Chris is the master of being painfully obnoxious , being the victim would suck but watching it is gold

[@quepingabrothe]

“Is it thoooouuugggghhhhh!!!” 🤣🤣 That will forever be hilarious

[@BmikeP]

The thing I love about Bryan is I've seen him stand up for himself and argue with people. That's why when he steps down and let's people lead bits and will let people rip him apart for comedy sake I find it so fucking funny. Great guy to be around I bet cause he's a silly goose

[@weirdVampiress]

Chris saying Bryan was training dolphins, I ALMOST spat out of coffee 🤣😂🤣

[@danielsmith9787]

Bryan Callen is the best comedic wing man 😆

[@anthonycarreira8045]

The glycogen clip alone killed me lmaooo

[@Wangan280z]

I got to “is it thooooooo!?” And i had to shut it down from fear of bursting out in laughter at work lol

[@matthewrichards6031]

I lost it at Bryan Callen calling a uvula a doppelganger. 😂

[@lukeg5051]

He's a grand wizard. No, he knows no magic 🤣

[@michaelcleary9463]

Brian Callen is such an all encompassing father figure. The way he brushes off jokes from these beta comedian cubs, they love their papa bear, rolling around playing while he sleeps off a successful hunt, chewing on his ears, beautiful in its way.

[@StephenAndrew777]

I'm trying to eat. He's vile.

[@GeauxRilla]

Yes and the way he doesn't stand up for his friends when they need him most only to keep his work in the business is also admirable.

[@raykhalifa]

wtf

[@yellowmelancholy4875]

Michael, I’m guessing this is satirical. Either way, calm down.

[@StephenAndrew777]

@@yellowmelancholy4875 We use an exclamation mark in order to indicate exclamation via the written word.

[@paulgallagher5889]

Callen nearly SUFFOCATED HIMSELF with laughter!!! This is amazing. Periodt.

[@axelsxnumba1fan]

Chris is a straight up mood. Specifically when I get super exasperated and annoyed with people or the world.

[@_VISION.]

He's literally a non-scientific Rick

[@SirGuidemere91]

@@_VISION. holy shit that analogy.

[@republicangenz]

saying that a pedophile is a straight up mood is terrifying

[@iamJaro117]

bruh at 1:27 that face with him drinkin the water, LMFAO bruh don’t gotta say nothin and i’m laughing cheeks over here

[@ccapragaming]

The racist Starbucks is still one of my favorite moments 😂😂

[@oscarnv23]

The “You’re not a snake” killed me

[@OtisB.Driftwood]

Byron Callens favorite thing to tell people: "say one intellectual thing"

[@KaituoKid]

Dagestan

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

ofgonistahn

[@MegaDm87]

Byron hu? Lol

[@maverickd6214]

@@MegaDm87 Byron? Hmmmm

[@peted7891]

DAGESTAN

[@panosgiannoukakis7479]

Such a brilliant compilation

[@buddaboomzie]

This was completely and utterly HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darkman9639]

Jesus Christ that stuff at 6:20... I heaven't laughed so HARD in YEARS.

[@isaacrayburn969]

When Theo said your probably gonna go to sleep right after this huh. this shit is exhausting 😂😂

[@owenoaks1400]

“There’s this new thing u should ingest it” “give me.. ALL of it”

[@shallowgrey]

Chris D'elia is like if Bender from Futurama came to life as an Italian-American comedian

[@AdamSmith75th]

God damn that’s so accurate

[@kebokev7519]

That's really good man 👍

[@stac1941]

Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@sethdaniel4034]

Hey man, more of these please and thanks

[@rustindudley3564]

I want him back . He was always the best guest to have on

[@oh-yaduuude6970]

He is back

[@texantornadomma]

such a great guest ...wish his stand up was anything funny

[@cjc2611]

Lmao...he's back bro. Go watch Calabasas fight companion.

[@Sprite_525]

He’s back, his weekly is up on his channel, he’s doing live shows, and he’s got a couple appearances with CAllen & Schaub last month

[@10thinningcards]

He’s been back, watch the fight companion.

[@Alfredo-lol]

I always watch Chris D'Elias podcasts and they're so gahdamn funny, it feels like it's him, it feels genuine.... I think he could be a great stand up comedian if he's brings out more of himself on the stage.... Idk his standup feels forced at times and he gets too hyper He needs some of Bill Burrs ability to have a great flow to pack a bigger punch and the ability to stay composed... and when Bill burr is on stage its the same guy we all see everywhere else... I love the guy, and I think he can still be great

[@Nkk676]

Bryan: he’s a grand wizard! Chris: yes, it does taste magical

[@cjpockets]

11:06 “You should buy it and you should ingest it.” “Give me ALL OF IT!” 😂😂

[@tardersauce12]

I find this funnier than any of his comedy specials

[@TyroneBiggums789]

Because it is

[@randyfaubion9257]

The Avril Levine security joke was Brendan's best joke ever lol

[@LsToner]

Your not a snake you have teeth. Has me dying right now😂😂

[@MrSlackhawk]

It's hard to be in a bad mood after watching this lmao, gold

[@jeremyrfk]

“Have you ever heard of a little thing called, ‘whatever the FUCK I WANT.”

[@simoharjane7823]

He got me with the 🥼 😂

[@flipreds5155]

“10 points?” “Ye-“ “OH SHIT!” 😂I have watched that part at least 30 times

[@BurnedBookMedia]

Brendan waits till Chris is halfway through a bit then asks for food from him

[@CN3Music]

The Klan in chris' house is hilarious 😂

[@ThatDvdeMatt]

Had a long shitty day. Thanks for this 🙏

[@pheinted6386]

These 2 are fucking HILARIOUS together holy shit I'm choking on my own laughter

[@rickiespanish8422]

His surroundings is just Bryan 😂

[@skidroski228]

I love at 22:49 how Chris just laughs out like that, realizing he just conjured up the most hilarious fucking bit with those two

[@michaelsmyth5877]

Say one intellectual thing... Ok... Dagestan 😂

[@chris_in_hd]

“Won’t make a phoquin deeeeeeeeeeeeent “😂😂

[@garrettharding1657]

The Starbucks bit is just comedy gold 😂

[@Brother_Nazarite]

The funniest part about this is that Callen genuinely believes he's intellectual.

[@straightnobraker4677]

Hes such a great character who isn't actually playing a character.

[@pjmathison9787]

Hahahaha. Talking to Brendon all day does that to you

[@coomtoon3050]

Talking about intellectual things doesnt make you intellectual

[@Kospanic]

what the fuck is an intellectual

[@jayinfinitekite9712]

Avril Lavignes security has to be the funniest thing I've heard Schaub say since he started saying people's names

[@ryanirving3388]

He gets a decent one every once in a while.

[@weets2122]

Some say to this day Brendan is still asking Chris to wrap one of those for him

[@EasyMoneyCHOP]

Lmaaaoooo the starbucks shxt had me crying!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@siim_mar000]

to answer the phone "so?" is crazzyyy

[@zacharyhullender8663]

Chris eating that cheese killed me 😄🤣😂

[@PlAiNJaNe521]

I love when he yells at Brendan for interrupting him. Brendan interrupts everyone.

[@whaaaaaaatyup5487]

Brendan stole the whole daddy bit from theo. also brendans mouth game is weird as fuck

[@mattwalker9726]

Well that's because Brendan's not funny so he only uses the same 6 jokes that he's recycled off other people

[@whaaaaaaatyup5487]

@Matt Walker daddy dropping them truth hitters.

[@stac1941]

It makes my skin crawl and go cold when he says "daddy"

[@Yuspliff]

I remember first hearing the IS IT THOUGHHHHH ...I couldn't stop wheezing.

[@ghostridernz17]

The first clip sounds like how i used to sound when i was younger when i said i trust these youtube videos because they have white coats on🤣 love his banter