Chris D'Elia Rejected His Ex Girlfriend

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[@GBL99999]

"And your friends are sophomores in high school" lol

[@deepaknathan]

LMAOOOO

[@Rahkeemjeffstone7889]

Jahhahahahhahahh😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RobbeeMueller]

😂

[@jeffjohnson6709]

I was going to say the same thing.

[@jojososomusugogo856]

ahhhhh dead.

[@thomasf9478]

Brenden steps on everything...

[@Mr.HunterXx]

Was kinda funny tho

[@Andrew-rg7vc]

Chris’s timing and delivery here is soooo good that not even the 4 interuptions from Brendan could put him off landing this punchline. Love him.

[@BobbyDuwitz]

He’s a rapist

[@Benieg83]

Now in Kelly's defence, school kids dont have all that much to talk about.

[@Gonko100]

NICE.

[@quintinmcadams5866]

💀💀

[@RuntheJewelsAndFukYouToo42069]

U would know wouldn't you. Pedo

[@jasonTL]

Got em

[@jaredspalding9485]

Call him out

[@socratese5]

Brendan thinking he’s talking about him 😂

[@tonythies1075]

Wooooooshhhh

[@tq6892]

Brenda doesn’t think

[@mitchcase3830]

It’s a joke. He’s actually gotten better. He’s improving honestly

[@socratese5]

@@mitchcase3830 I was joking too, I have nothing against him, yes he can be annoying but no hate for him, Brendan often has good takes

[@pooja_aggarwal]

@@mitchcase3830ur lame

[@elg2702]

Hate when Brenden just has to like insert his tiny 2 cents and almost step on punchlines.. like come on

[@rams6992]

Oh you hate it ?

[@goabparty9574]

It’s the worst. It’s been years and he still hasn’t gotten the point.

[@TylerWoodward-y5y]

Fr let him tell his joke

[@TylerWoodward-y5y]

Bro never shut up he had to repeat the first part

[@Thee_Hamza]

Na it was funny 😂

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

She was worried the restaurant wouldn’t have a kid’s menu.

[@andrewstraney6800]

Very funny!!

[@claudiu9001]

I saw it on his face that he wanted to make the joke when Brendan said, "I appreciate that"😂

[@BA22378]

He did with the look he gave him when giving back the pound, it was funnier that way 😂

[@turbomunch]

A loaf of bread is more entertaining than Brendan

[@yoloswag_8172]

Brendan ia funnier than chris. That is a fact , dont know who crowned that bignose the gatekeeper of comedy let alone the most entertaining people of the world.

[@answerth]

​@@yoloswag_8172I believe that when I hear him tell a funny joke someday

[@mintyfresh6530]

I would pay a good 100 bucks to not go to brunch with Brendan 😂

[@Artist_Rafael]

The strong hundy

[@golds9967]

"And your friends are, Kelly, in the eighth grade"

[@amandajoy636]

Kelly prolly 16

[@matthewdaisley9996]

Ahaha

[@anthonyd986]

He would have gone to brunch

[@Jake-py4lf]

Kelly is 24 way to old.. gross

[@Kam-yd1ql]

Brayden saying thanks is the funniest thing he’s ever said 😂😂😂

[@chris68753]

He DEFINITELY DID NOT MEAN YOU Brenden 🤣

[@sirifarstad9396]

That's a dumpable offence, hope and think it's a fictional ex

[@absoluteastonishment5982]

If you think being able to say no to doing something with your significant other is a dumpable offense then I’m sure the only thing certain in your future is being dumped yourself.

[@hootie6787]

Wow, what it must be like to be a fly in the wall in that room full of amazing comedians...

[@2bparistol8]

Love you guys!!! The best of the best!!!!

[@mattzeccardi2678]

Kelly lives at home with both parents… and Kelly parents have real nice marriage

[@joegolden6969]

I didn’t know 16 yo like to go to brunch 😂😂😂

[@Chris-vo7og]

Bro just didn’t wanna eat school lunch.

[@bluejahventra9577]

Biting bargatze! "my friends are professional comedians"

[@tyshred9251]

"my ex" She was in 11th grade.

[@jdog5362]

And every single one of those entertaining friends left you when you were down. Hollywood Priorities.

[@forapply4583]

she wanted u to go so she didnt get ID'd for her drinks 😂

[@waylongarrett519]

“And your friends… are teenagers.”

[@KoalaT420]

In her defense its probably not often her parents let her away from home by herself after school

[@LatenightNinja]

He left out the part where his ex is only 13.

[@glennrudolph]

Brendan stepped allllll over that

[@duncan4289]

Shhhh shh shh....let him do his thing.....he spins gold....you spin bottles with your reflection

[@TFLN]

What really happened: “Do you want to go to brunch with my friend and I?” Chris- “How old is the friend?” “Over 18” Chris- “No”

[@RamonVelazquez-w5f]

Genius set up and eventual punchline if dumb dumb had not interupted

[@okaysure69]

"But Kelly is 14." "Okay, I'm in."

[@FishBait1427]

Man that’s the worst when you ask someone to bring you McDonald’s at school and they turn you down

[@buckrogers7115]

Brendan stepped on that

[@Wade-1]

He didnt mean Schaub. He thought about not giving him a fist bump

[@east-endjustice7883]

My God how Brendan was suffocating the joke!!!! Delia immediately regretted using it with him!

[@justinrainey7]

Brendan thought he was talking bout him lmao

[@tomr1991]

"and you're friends with a bunch of highschool girls."

[@Fearthebeard12345]

He actually said “well I’m not allowed during that lunch period, can you just meet me in your home room?”

[@bcarp3]

“Well that doesn’t make me feel good, what about all the other girls that’ll be there with their dads?”

[@shariqsonindahouse9663]

I wanted Chris to say “I wasn’t talking about you” hahaha that would of been super funny

[@ChadBroChill.]

Hahaha “i would never invite you”

[@nunchuksteev9811]

This is really how they think about things. Regular folks are below them....because they tell jokes....

[@christophanzy69]

Brenda thinking he’s among the most entertaining people in the world is just stupendous

[@joegolden6969]

Delia definitely wasn’t talking about Brenda when he said talent friends

[@GiuseppeRedscarf]

I tell my wife, "if I no isn't an option or will upset you don't ask me what I want, tell me what you want".

[@Stine70]

Too true that was lunch in the cafeteria at high school

[@Lilmingmang]

Chris wanted to tell him theyre not friends so badly....

[@matthewhollon6417]

He isn’t talking about you! 😂😂😂

[@brandonwalker6781]

Someone's gotta break it to him...

[@Xxxligma]

This was fuckin perfect 😂

[@VaporRipper]

Brendan practices his fake laugh by taking that deep throat 😂

[@robertoespinoza4047]

“My ex, the 16 yrs old not the 14 old”

[@Sangria]

She wanted to go Chuck E. Cheese and he said no way you’re going to Kelly’s birthday party

[@danielmcdougle6925]

Can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to stay with him ... 🙄

[@JohnSmith-hc7wg]

Branden always interrupting a good joke

[@just4kicks93]

She's trying to set you up for the reversal

[@SacredKaw]

Is this The Comedy Dregs podcast I haven't heard much of on the interwebs?!?!?!

[@mortichiweinstein7635]

She only wanted him to go so he could pay for it!😅

[@brandon779]

Kelly is probably a more loyal and honest friend anyhow

[@armandosimental6435]

Not gonna lie that was funny.. Brendan got one in.. and the look on D'Elia's face 😂

[@derekgleeson1353]

Brendan has a knack for responding when a response isn't wanted or needed. Bitkiller Jones

[@williamcampbell5168]

These guys are so ridiculously unaware of themselves

[@thebingthing8421]

Brendan….he meant all his world famous comedian and actor friends….not you buddy….

[@rysie-fire]

Brendon will tell that story and pass it as his own in his next comedy set

[@MrFamilyMoments]

No he’s going to have good lunches with his 22 year sentence

[@amessina6691]

I'll bet Kelly never tried to "carry the 40".

[@coyote_tv.]

In her defense Kelly is probably funnier than Brendan 🤣😂

[@RichardBloomerPMT]

Bit Killer Jones has a new apprentice

[@eko4749]

10 seconds to tell this joke and brendan just couldnt stfu

[@BobSamanta]

Right, but she was skipping recess to go to brunch - so he should have made more of an effort.

[@jeffklokjeffklok4564]

He would've gone if brunch was at Chuckie Cheese

[@jasonbobko9133]

She should have told him her friends were 13, he would have drove

[@shaneevans7704]

No one can eff a joke up by stepping in more thannthat brendon

[@marriedplant]

Wow it’s not like Brendan to step all over a joke like that lol

[@JordanEmede_376]

Shes only allowed to work 6 hrs a week so he has to pay every time 😂

[@Mieslk2]

Kelly is probably just as entertaining as these clowns

[@jimbeans2466]

Kelly is probably funnier.

[@terpz47]

Key word was probably

[@4Everlast]

The amount of you haters having to leave a comment instead of keeping your BS to your self and moving along is alarming. Must be the vaxed Biden voters.

[@darrellwilliams1714]

But here you are watching them.. and not... Kelly

[@JimboLogic]

The man has a point.

[@petetownshend5297]

She’s been friends with Kelly since Junior High, so not that long at all!

[@lifeofsnz2216]

Dudes got one too many 16 year old exs

[@matthewdaisley9996]

Brendan was determined to ruin the timing on that punch line

[@netk07]

Well yeah, who want to hear a bunch a girls talk HS gossip and the theme of the prom? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaaaaaaaaa7699]

If his friends 16 year old daughter was going to be there he’d drive and be ten minutes early

[@lozmoss9913]

-Nate Bargatze

[@reallyok1089]

What’s he gonna talk about at her brunch? Dora the Explorer?

[@charlesbennet9233]

Surprised she has enough pocket money to afford brunch.

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

Chris delia almost rejected brennans dap because he FOR SURE was NOT talking about Branden

[@travistarr9433]

She's 24 now, this was 8 years ago

[@williamray4512]

Brendan......not you bro. His friends lol

[@flipjunior8707]

Brandan is the definition of getting where you going by knowing people , he’s not funny at all , Theo was his golden ticket

[@tritech]

I still blame Joe for telling him to quit mma. He'd be full on retarded by this point and we'd never have that terrible comedy special.

[@AndrewShott]

*To be fair Chris, depending on how old Kelly’s daughter is you might be snap chatting her* 😂

[@Dusty_VH]

He definitely doesn’t mean Brandon

[@sebbacca4804]

He was talking about R. Kelly here.

[@martina6212]

If Kelly was 16 Chris would have invited her to dinner

[@stanfordhiga2135]

If Kelly is under age he’d have no problem.

[@dbone19]

He for sure wasn’t talking about Brendan 😬

[@330wiz7]

Well in her defense the girl had to get to 3rd period.

[@jjkickz2365]

Why are people getting mad? That shit was funny 😂

[@Hitsvcards]

Talk about about a big ego lmao 😂

[@LordPhroz3nGhost]

He was referring to nvm let’s just be happy lol