Theo and Bobby Ponder If They Will Ever Find Love With Women

[@blakewalker7659]

How brave of Bobby to want to settle down at the age of 80

[@oZZy_WhItE]

Dude that's fucking funny!!

[@DaCashRap]

I pray to God that I look as good as Bobby at 50

[@AidanLonergan-bz1cp]

Cry, he can do what he wants cos he permanently looks 39

[@LateNightRewrites]

Tbh idk why he'd want to settle down so young, he's got all his 90s to figure it out

[@vocexseta]

Some people are just destined to be terminally single

[@dhh488]

I don't think God could predict where this conversation was going to go.

[@imageword5576]

AI could do it

[@Ashley_e]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sam-qf4tz]

beached asians

[@LateNightRewrites]

The gas-powered vacuum cleaner and the "no daddy nooo"

[@ApolloSol]

@@imageword5576 Not even. Got AI going "Oh my god," in a Hawking's voice.

[@PuerRidcully]

Ain't no woman in the world that can compete with industrial strength, diesel powered vacuum cleaner.

[@LateNightRewrites]

It does 3 things bro, not just one

[@markR6.76]

Nah 2 actually 😂

[@HappyG1111]

No women would want that!!!!!! Men are vile, stay single with your machines and leave the normal normal. People alone

[@pandavelli8176]

You gon go to the hospital

[@blankblank2370]

That'll be the last suck you'll ever get 😂

[@Desheep]

Man close to retirement age struggles finding love with 20 year olds. This is unheard of.

[@bruhdon4748]

He is literally retirement age, he’s 60

[@mrworldwide2722]

Well hes got money now so he is just trying to taste what hes never had lol

[@A.D.I.I.D.A]

Theo is hot 🔥

[@shahee6579]

53​@@bruhdon4748

[@whenwewereseventeen]

@@bruhdon4748 Who retires at 60 anymore? Also, he's 53.

[@akayrk]

Your feelings will ALWAYS change. That's why commitment is necessary for intimacy and trust in the long run. Many people don't seem to want to commit these days.

[@AtticAurel]

bingo!

[@johnmachter40]

No, there is so much to choose from. Thats the problem, for both gender

[@78town]

I like that they had to specify "with women"

[@1god2savem34]

Well they both sus. What do you expect

[@minutesnippet]

Bobby said he did the sucky sucky once I belive it was a retarded guy and it he didn't have a choice

[@highthai7]

Because they've obviously loved men romantically before?

[@joshhumen575]

Bobby for sure.

[@singlemotherRespector]

it’s only gay if you make eye contact

[@djukafox]

to my adult babies, you don't find love, you create it.

[@FreshTopEnd]

Yes

[@sarahhunter1114]

💥💥💥

[@MMAForThePeople]

Facts

[@EclecticWizard6]

Aww haha

[@shannensaito9746]

What does it mean?

[@puppy14]

“Couple of girls that have potential” yeah man, you ain’t ready for marriage lol.

[@mistystarice]

Why do you say from this statement

[@tdkfangirl]

​@mistystarice if he was serious about finding a life partner he wouldn't be dating multiple women at once lol. As well as actually wife material would not permit that, he's probably just banging gold diggers

[@yvngin4699]

@@mistystarice"couple of girls"

[@HDGaminTutorials]

If he's dating multiple he's obviously not ready lol do you know how much time and effort that takes when you actually work for a living

[@puppy14]

@@HDGaminTutorials I’m married, I couldn’t imagine entertaining more women. He’s just a player that is too scared to commit. He wants the making but not the love of “lovemaking”.

[@TheMallachiv]

He’s so close to being self aware, and so far at the same time.

[@SerenitywithLawna-Merry]

I stumbled upon this clip while searching for candle reviews, and I wasn’t ready for the raw pain hidden beneath the humor here. I’ve watched it before but didn’t catch the depth until now. Facing the end stages of my chronic illness, I’ve learned two truths about love: it’s a choice and an act of growth. You either choose to evolve with someone or you don’t. If you’re not sharing warmth, don’t drag someone through your storm. Love is messy, painful, and full of awe, but integrity and self-awareness will reveal whether it’s real and its only real if it's intentional so choose it, every day. Hopefully one day you'll get there but you gotta want it. Much light, love, and good vibes.💜- Serenity with Lawna

[@krusher74]

yeah/ they are both far from realizing what's really going on.

[@Shawn-u8g]

Thanks so much for sharing, I needed to hear this!

[@Hannah82271]

Beautiful

[@milosmisic3006]

end stages of your chronic illness as in you're getting better, right?

[@FirefliesLane]

You sound like a good egg Lawna ❤❤❤❤❤

[@FossKhan]

The fact the Bobby still does a podcast with his ex of 10 years, it will be hard for any girl to be fine with that

[@user82938]

that's facts tho

[@Lala2lulu]

It will be hard with his looks too but money helps😂

[@hoopslaa5235]

Everyone knows he loves hers so she will cuck him almost forever

[@JonnyUnderrated]

I bet her new boyfriend(s) dont care tho

[@peekaboots01]

No one wants that guy for anything serious.

[@braxtonvestal777]

Bobby calling someone flakey is wild.

[@vocexseta]

That's how you know he's picking the top champion flakes to date or people who aren't that into him.

[@krusher74]

You know women arnt into him but kinda going with it to try to get something or somewhere out of it.

[@doedoewski1939]

He's using his status to get hot girls that don't want him for him. He wants the love of a hot girl yet he is the equivalent of an old Asian woman wanting a sexy white man.

[@ahaley3292]

​@@krusher74Ouch. I hope that's not true. Maybe 1 or 2 really like him as a person.

[@thehorse5307]

​@@ahaley3292 Probably unlikely. Women, as much as they like to pretend they aren't, are just like men when it comes to attraction. They like conventionally attractive men, and are willing to go out of their way to pursue a man they are attracted to. Bobby isn't conventionally attractive.

[@carltonpenaloza1395]

I love how both these guys are totally in their own worlds and how gloriously they’re able to share their worlds together

[@rottenfreddy3759]

Lmao 😂

[@novalongclaw5215]

Great comment😊

[@Devil-mn3dc]

Bobby had a 10/10 and dropped it. She was a total smoke show and loved him like a savage. What every man wants.

[@ricolamoretti4515]

He is super immature and honestly think Theo needs to find another friendship

[@networth00]

Men don't marry 10s, they want 6-8s so they can keep them happy easily. A 10 will always have other men trying to take them.

[@TonyHavenMusic]

“Can’t I really trust the multiple girls I’m currently dating” I think I found the cause of his problems with dating

[@irlandaise5631]

I know right , I know someone who asks multiple women and he met them both and both women didn’t respond back . Women can sense if you are free or seeing others . He looks and sound like a red flag , not serious and with tatoos . So many have tatooes today but I wouldn’t trust a man with tatoos for starters.

[@lohn2535]

@@irlandaise5631no one asked honestly

[@sierra4210]

Lmao 😂 "do I fully trust them" when he's dating multiple women

[@awildadiaz1378]

This 😆🤣😂 like sir!

[@occiferfigpucker4840]

The thing is... Females majority of the time only want the jerks like that. Quality women have all but vanished. It's just OF and snobby ones left. No thanks.

[@doyouevennaturebro4593]

I think he meant with his thoughts and soul.

[@AidanLonergan-bz1cp]

He don’t mean trust like that. He’s a celebrity so obviously he’s gna have to be wary of women with ulterior intentions

[@jenmon8459]

These 304's are doing way worse.

[@glowgreen3]

Watching these two interact is like witnessing pure magic they’re such perfect friends for one another.

[@hoopslaa5235]

Wow you have a low life. This was cringe bad lame comedy and not even self deprecation of funny. Just cringe maxing because they have no material. These guys don’t write and aren’t creative or crafty

[@Mary-ji4dc]

You are looking in the wrong places and for the wrong type of people. It’s also a maturity issue.. you need someone to tell you to stop sleeping around and basically get over yourself in a respectful way. Someone who cares that you are having a bad day or not feeling well. Someone who puts in what you put in.

[@ninacee9140]

For real. He's sleeping around with a dozen women and he's shocked they seem kinda flakey with him.. what a clown

[@growinglifeorganic940]

​@@ninacee9140 ok kalaya

[@mordfustang1933]

@@ninacee9140 Valid, goes both ways regardless of gender no one wants to get serious and commit to promiscuous people, those relationships should be kept surface level

[@ralphniebeliii250]

@@Mary-ji4dc

[@Xrpxlm7]

I mean, I think he just wants pity from viewers so he says this stuff. If he wants to find love why does he always sleep with every girl he can. I mean if he wants to find love, he can, but he probably wants to be single and sleep around with women. I don’t think he wants marriage or kids. He should just be honest.

[@Blessed11127]

thyere both super controlled and performative. you need to be 100% authentic and open to make it work in the long run. like truly vulnerable.

[@luket7511]

When your entire life and image revolves around entertaining people your never gonna be real

[@onceinawhile7]

Absolutely

[@lacey2450]

Damn dude

[@lacey2450]

How do you know??

[@MyTinyPlayground]

13 years sober and I totally get the restless feeling and needing some kind of novelty and excitement on a regular basis, which usually had some unhealthy behaviors attached to it. But thank God I’m not a slave to that anymore! 🙏 Theo, I truly appreciate how you keep working on your self as we should all do continually. Lots of love ❤️

[@lacey2450]

What exactly did you do to have the novelty and excitement feeling? Could you give specific details

[@AdamFogelProductions]

The most comedian conversation of all time

[@hoopslaa5235]

It’s pathetic. So lame. Unfunny and cringe. Bobby is pathetic self serving even if depravating

[@AnkurSethi108]

Does it sort coins?

[@ajnakana460]

I find it hilarious that Theo started scratching his crotch when Bobby started talking about his sex toys 🤣

[@r0ck_fr3sh]

Multiple times during that exact convo lol

[@aidanhall6679]

Muscle memory lol

[@Rcaldwell091]

Came to the comments to look for this 😂😂😂

[@sampreece]

It awoke his STD/s

[@Sawitzke]

I hope no one takes advice from Bobby 🤣

[@TRAVIESO_NA]

You take what he says and do the opposite 😂

[@jom.6181]

Absolutely 😂 I love Bobby he's hilarious but damn is he a mess. I listened to some of his recent podcast episodes and he's abusing ozempic rn because he has body issues and is always throwing up like c'mon man... For dating hes basically a red flag with legs attached to it by now

[@johnmachter40]

​@@jom.6181did you expect him to be normal? Lol

[@ryanwinters3234]

Wasn’t expecting this conversation to end with “pull up some beached Asians”

[@dwzm]

😂😂💀

[@ElaineWalker]

I wasn’t sure if I heard that correctly 😅

[@SkyThreader]

Just 2 dudes acting like they want to settle down, when they know, and everyone else knows, they don't.

[@sarsattacks]

This is so sad and funny at the same time

[@LuckyIrish]

"Is it gas powered" had me howling 😂

[@Sakufighter]

Allow by Theo to reproduce would be a crime against humanity and CPS should be called the second the baby is born 😝

[@liamseekins9488]

​@@SakufighterNah he's funny and a good person

[@dougk7075]

“Does it sort coins?”😂

[@comichead8431]

Bobby & Theo the types that go into their 50s & 60s only dating women in their 20’s wondering why they can’t find a down ass soulmate 🤦‍♂️

[@mommasmom857]

I think they should date each other!!

[@sawdustandiamonds]

deadass loll they don’t wanna really change

[@5050TM]

Yeah this is on them 😂

[@Elvira-k3r]

THIS!!!

[@percivalyracanth1528]

...not everyone suddenly gets into milfs much less gilfs once they reach 30, Gertrude

[@codygainz6981]

Their biggest problem is they want to find love as a man without being a man

[@judythruiz6643]

Jumping for joy at theos regret 😅 true friendship

[@christophermichael5764]

Theo, do not let Bobby steer you off your discipline. You're doing great. Bobby, we love you but don't make Theo take any steps back.

[@Realitybit]

Exactly my thoughts!

[@vatop1304]

What exactly is he doing great? Are we rewarding people for not wanking now? wow.

[@Bunny11344]

Sometimes it’s just better to not talk abt segg etc

[@blissfullyinsane8718]

Seriously. It saddened me to hear he's another dude struggling with corn. I've seriously lost so much respect for majority of men knowing they struggle with something so basic and stupid. There's just nothing in the world that controls women the same way corn controls men. Makes them seem extremely weak and inferior. Plus, nobody's attracted to someone who has to look at someone else's body for pleasure. I completely understand why modern women are giving up men.

[@LauraSolace]

Naaaah complete denial is bad. Being able to talk about it is mastery. We do actually need sexual energy to revitalise our system. It’s learning how to channel it

[@dearally4787]

I think they both have found love before. They just have trouble keeping a long term relationship healthy.

[@Monae6890]

True

[@SmartestDumbGuy]

They are dismissive avoident.

[@jiahenghuang6614]

Intimacy issues are really painful and hard to conquer.

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

…I mean isint that pretty much the story of all these older single women that apparently “ choose to be single “ 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 imagine if Bobby and Theo just started saying the same lines most women use like “ hey it’s not that I have trouble keeping a long term relationship it’s just that I need to take time to love myself 🤷🏽‍♂️ “ 😂

[@mrworldwide2722]

I mean theo is pretty open about having attachment issues

[@hoosiermama3001]

A man in hus 50s referring to women as girls...could be part of the problem

[@Jon-bh7no]

Shut up whiteboy

[@sarahm.4926]

Theo is always "80 days off porn" 😂

[@roughmetaphors]

LOL

[@thischannelisbackon5679]

"Thousands have lived and died without having love, but nobody lives without water"-unkown

[@landonic81]

9/11 was an inside job

[@L3tt3erman]

-W.H. Auden

[@GIANTNATION]

Water > love?

[@thischannelisbackon5679]

@@GIANTNATION your "needs" arent the same as survival

[@jeffinphx517]

Who the fuck is "Unkown?"

[@sweetphangurl3315]

Bobby has shared all his gross habits online. He is gonna have to find someone with lower self esteem than him to wanna lock it in with him.

[@mariahsisneros7572]

Lol, yup

[@raindropattic]

I know he sucked a guy’s dick but what else?

[@jjharkins4217]

His problem is he likes very hot women and almost none of them have low self esteem unless u gaslight them 🤣😅

[@5050TM]

1000%

[@jjharkins4217]

Damn I got censored 🤣

[@ralphniebeliii250]

They found it with each other!😂😅😂😂😂

[@Lewdacris916]

Yeah both gay 😂

[@ethanmiller6564]

5:35 "is it gas powered" such a good joke that went under the radar

[@TheNTMG]

It didn’t go under the radar Bobby is just a comedian so he doesn’t laugh at stuff that barely funny

[@cotton-fly]

😂😂😂

[@petersilva2119]

“El tiempo” 😂man the amount of knowledge this guy Theo has 🤣and the randomness of his application of his knowledge is hilarious

[@krillansavillan]

Bobby with the joker laugh at 2:00 over the regret of another

[@kristoonz]

Made me laugh out loud! 😂

[@DanielCastillo-sd5pu]

Best part

[@culture2355]

best???

[@aldude999]

He jumps up and down like a little kid lol

[@LTAPC]

‘Beached Asians’ cheers Theo 🤣🤣

[@Dolph-fe2ks]

Theo fondling his bizness while saying: "And you used it!??...." "OHUH," is the best part 😂🤣😭

[@rushabhpatel4291]

'How long do you stay on it, 8 seconds?' This line killed me. lol

[@musicfanatic4641]

Bobby saying he wants someone “hot” when he isn’t even attractive is hilarious

[@Kthomasritchie]

Well, he is a comedian.

[@ninajohnson8389]

At all

[@MrMan-fx3ow]

He’s rich though

[@musicfanatic4641]

@@MrMan-fx3ow I’d hate myself if I knew I only got girls bc I was rich. That’s embarrassing

[@hugevagiine]

You have a lot to learn about what women are attracted to my friend

[@sue1048]

I think I'm ready I'm 50. Hilarious

[@Solan13153]

The secret to finding love starts with love of yourself. Fully accept and love yourself unconditionally. Then you meet someone who is in that state also. Then the transition to unconditionally loving eachoether becomes easy/natural.

[@itsnuthinbutsunshine]

Unfortunately not how it plays out for most people

[@Solan13153]

@@itsnuthinbutsunshine it takes work. Not everyone wants to do that.

[@nathanbell6962]

Disagree. I know selfless people who love very much

[@Solan13153]

@@nathanbell6962 selflessness is a good quality and is a result of love.

[@vettie]

@@nathanbell6962Selfless does not necessarily mean virtuous, nor is it an indication of someone's ability to love. People-pleasers suffer from a lack of self-love as well. They only act in service of others as a protection mechanism.

[@lewchootrain]

Meanwhile Riley Mau laughing at them in his little booth bc he’s been hooking up with all these chicks. How the tables have turned 😂

[@muhlayneee]

How the turns have tabled fr!!! 😂😂😂

[@Andrew-qi7wc]

Lolll

[@americannightmare2109]

It was a bit. He's still a virgin

[@lewchootrain]

@@americannightmare2109 is this Theo’s burner account

[@Andrew-qi7wc]

@@americannightmare2109 you would know as his boyfriend

[@PepsiGirlZZZ]

Love seeing more and more men openly talk about their struggles. Their vulnerability is so encouraging to all of us who are going through similar experiences. As corny as it sounds, we are all never ending masterpieces that continuously need upgrades and refinements. With that being said, both Theo and Bobby will happily settle down with someone once they complete the necessary inner work and chips fall into place. There’s a lot of evidence of healing in both but there’s more work to be done, particularly learning how to connect with others while maintaining your own independence, something both Theo and Bobby described in their own way. There’s a way to stay connected with others without “being defined by them” which is one of Theo’s fears. Keep up the efforts and great work. Healing is a long and arduous process.

[@dannyd.5324]

“I don’t want anything like that” busted my gut man. 😂

[@kerbygator]

I'm 64, and I have had a few real true loves in my life but I find it better to be single. I feel like it's just too much of a hassle to have to answer to anyone. I'm not lonely, when I'm alone. I'm happy.

[@woutertron]

I'm glad you're happy but I wouldn't be the man I am today if I didn't have someone to call me on my BS. That "hassle" is necessary for growth IMO

[@fleshtaffy]

Maybe you have though. One thing I've realized is everyone's definition of "love" is different. Some people throw it around like nothing, others it really means something. The only true way I've been able to gauge it is, if you would cry if that person died, you probably love them.

[@fleshtaffy]

@@woutertron eh just cause you needed a woman around to help you "grow" doesn't mean this person does haha. Lots of people don't crave companionship. I have friends who get really depressed if they aren't social or in a relationship for a couple months and I feel really terrible for them. That must be a difficult life.

[@phillipsmith3366]

Im married I agree with this guy. But I get a lot of sex and food. But you learn how to manage woman’s emotions. Women are like black holes. Raging storms They suck a lot, you can stick things in them but good luck trying to understand them. They’ll literally drain you of everything!

[@ninakore]

Loner cope. 😂 But yeah I get that some people just don't know how to live with another person. Too stubborn.

[@OhSoUnderground]

Theo's "oh" at 4:43 😅😅

[@saturn0202]

🤣That “oh”was disappointment by Theo. He really just wants the best for Bobby. A true friend

[@aliabdelaziz905]

Not even funny man that’s fuckin terrible don’t he shouldn’t encourge men to be doing this shit that’s why you have issue with love

[@DonJon200]

Also his hand is scratching it lol

[@mackaready1]

They were the funniest parts when he says “Oh.” while wincing and looking away. 😅

[@jzubs]

the analogy with the chopsticks was too good 😂

[@Vinemaple41]

And the mermaid lmao

[@jason_v12345]

That's got to be a bit

[@kiwifruitluka]

Theo that face of regret was loud 😭 I felt that in my soul

[@Btn1136]

Theo is 44. He’s gotta let some of these problems go. I guess when you’re successful you have a longer window but no one is getting any younger.

[@chubbywubby90]

It's already over, he's a middle aged man at this point.

[@EliasGonzalez-s4c]

@@chubbywubby90that would only be true if it was a women. Men get more dates as they get older

[@Philip_Taylor]

I enjoy the intrigue that Theo is gradually building towards the topic of his love life. He quickly rebuffs questions about girlfriends or partners every time, and sometimes hints at being gay. I believe it's part of the shtick; certainly adds a sense of mystique to the character of a man.

[@lukasskisland]

💯

[@Arthousebvi]

I think he’s dating Jessie Murph

[@TimothyMcVay]

chill bro ... don't besmirch the mans name, he ain't gay

[@singlemotherRespector]

Nothing gay about smooching your homie bro it’s only gay if you make eye contact

[@TimothyMcVay]

@@singlemotherRespector agreed

[@ALTheFreeMan]

Theo and Bobby remind me of myself, they both seem like traumatized individuals who are going to have problems finding love.

[@destroyermaker]

They've already had tons and Bobby is like a thousand

[@aaronx357]

Agreed I like these guys

[@FriendofDorothy]

in the weird world of social media apparently half the population is either a "narcissist" or "traumatized"...and blabbing about it endlessly somehow means they are "vulnerable" rather than just self-infatuated with their own life drama, which we all have...

[@ALTheFreeMan]

@ I think there are levels to it. These days, trauma is the cool word that many people use to be relevant. However, some people have some real deal trauma.

[@CammyMoto]

The truth: they’re addicted to the dopamine hit of being stage with their fans. Settling down means less of stage time, which means less dopamine and less money and less celebrity status.

[@whatsgood22022]

These two thinking that a relationship is about a dopamine hit is modern dating summed up perfectly.

[@loganhill7077]

“Does it sort coins” LMAO HE’S GENIUS

[@zesound]

As a Mexican, you guys HAVE to put up the Mexican bit where you both pretend to be one. That shit was hilarious. This is by far one of my favorite episodes. Bring him back again!!

[@Raider34Life]

6:25 - “no daddy no” haven’t laughed that hard in a while

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Nothing is more real and also hilarious than when these two chop it up

[@themissmay]

1:03 I’m having the same problems where men are planning dates with me and then backing out of them. Like sir you’re in your 30s who has time to make plans you don’t intend to keep. For what reason.

[@dom19945]

Do you have kids?

[@sv6679]

Are you unattractive or overweight, possible reasons why too

[@wells1940]

They got played in their 20s it’s their time lol

[@The-Oneness11]

​@@dom19945Maybe they have kids.

[@chancebrown98]

Awh ill take you on a date

[@lvn4x]

Bobby Lee: ‘The WOMEN I’m dating are flaky.’ That’s plural. Dating multiple people at the same time is by definition flaky. You expect a woman to clear her calendar for a Thursday night date with you when you were likely out with another woman on Wednesday 😂 The person who won’t commit expecting commitment from others 🤦🏻‍♂️ Next, he’ll say that they all cheat on him 🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully, Bobby is being ironic. When I was 10, I remember a 35 year old adult family member saying (with a straight face) that she was dating two men and they both wanted to marry her and she couldn’t decide which. Somehow, as a child, I could see the absurdity of her predicament started with her but she couldn’t.

[@Swoozy724]

I love how Bobby talks so much he literally asked Theo when the last time he hooked up with a girl was and then didn’t even give him a chance to answer before interjecting.

[@SerenitywithLawna-Merry]

Also, I love how Theo is that friend who will keep it in check and truly listen and care even if it means you know absolutely nothing about him because you're so self-absorbed you don't realize a real one is sitting across from you. lol He's practicing some hardcore principles and I have so much respect for it - just for the podcast though. Can't have that shit in real life lol

[@mitchellroberts9984]

When Bobby was talking about his huge sex toy and Theo asks “is it gas powered?” I died 😂😂

[@martincull4914]

These two guys are very interesting but they are not marriage material.

[@Bunny11344]

Not interesting more like sad and lonely

[@bunnyhop4592]

Would be terrible husbands

[@EliasGonzalez-s4c]

Shut up old man nobody asked.

[@theotherLewbowski]

When he said ‘rid of my machines’ I thought he meant his Xbox 😂😂😂

[@erinwilliams8918]

When you’re ready to settle down Theo let me know.

[@invisibot6]

If youre in your fifties messing with sex toys you can give up on love man. Bobby will just never realize that he chose not to grow up.

[@woutertron]

Plus, from their podcast convos, it feels like their whole circle of comics is just trying to hook up with 25-year old groupies.

[@imageword5576]

@@woutertron I get the creeps from Theo and been saying it for years. He dresses and acts like he's 25 but he's 44 and any time he's around a young 20-something chick he acts all horny around her it's like ok come on guy

[@katiemp670]

@@woutertronmost of these famous comedians chase shallow women out of their league and then are surprised they're in it for the money and clout lol. shallow attracts shallow

[@chrystiafreelandscankles548]

And does NOTHiNG to improve his appearance, apparently. Funny gets you far…. but he doesn’t even have THAT.

[@sallyspits]

True, I made it at 35 but I think if I had waited much longer I would have just turned into a dirty old man forever. And I'm not a millionaire like Bobby.

[@ShelleyFrank-qh5or]

The vibe in here is perfect!

[@GraysonCastro-w7c]

1:57 that boi bobby was tweaking tf out 😭

[@datboi_gee]

This might be the funniest full clip between these two of all time. At least 6 minutes of straight fire

[@ddrache12]

Lol bobby describing his ex when talking about what hes looking for

[@MsChitterchat]

Tip: don’t sleep with the woman until you’re in love. Disclipine. Self respect and respect for her. Even if she teases and questions you she’ll be grateful for the respect.

[@bunnyhop4592]

How’re you real 😭😭😭

[@J2TMFA]

“El Tiempo-they call me😉” Said no woman ever to me though… 🤣😭

[@bocagoodtimes1460]

Theo should have no problem finding a beautiful wife…just keep hanging around successful happy people.

[@valerio727]

4:13 I've never seen Theo so serious lol

[@myownchannel247]

If she doesn’t respect your time she doesn’t respect you, what the hell are you doing Bobby

[@dirkhartog7438]

These guys think of women like young boys do. Grow up and man up. These women are real people, not some weird weird young boy's perception of perfection. A person is flaky towards you because they are not very interested. That's just common sense.

[@liamseekins9488]

They are fucking comedians for fucks sake Jesus Christ

[@hollyk7052]

We accept love in ways we feel we deserve it, love yourself homes.

[@theroaminggnomad]

Every time I see these two together I see Theo saying "Bubbee" and Bobby losing his shit with laughter!! 😂😂😂😂 "Is it gas powered?" Now I'm losing my shit. 😂😂😂

[@foreverme3078]

I can never tell if Bobby is serious or joking around. Never. I give up.

[@JRay.R]

So funny that Bobby says, “some of the girls I’m dating right now are great…but they’re kind of flaky”, lol I meeeeeaann… so you want them to focus on you more… but you’re keeping many of them around at once?

[@April-v6h]

Theo don't you dare use that vacuum!!😲🤭

[@getfedup]

It’s crazy how little even rich and famous men know so little about women. Female nature and the way the real world is.

[@mmaslav6176]

This.

[@justagrlwithnoname]

Bobby sighing before answering made me laugh so hard

[@observermanj8904]

5:31 “is it gas powered or do you plug it in” 😂😂😂😂

[@RobotScrambler]

*Who would date Bobby* ? A boiled egg? A piss scallop? An Asian Kumquat?

[@csc-photo]

Well his ex appears to be an easy 10

[@imageword5576]

@@csc-photo with some clearly compensatory flaws mentally

[@RobotScrambler]

@@csc-photo The woman who used to talk about enjoying picking worms out of her anus? Yeah, you can have that.

[@csc-photo]

@@imageword5576 But at least not an egg or scallop 😆

[@h.neubert8770]

Maybe someone who hopes instead of a making an analysis

[@lisa4498]

I would love to have "options" as Bobby does. The "potentials".

[@tatertot4810]

The two funniest off the cuff men on the planet. Wow lol

[@AndrewH1998-CS]

love you guys💛

[@KayyyT8888]

Companionship is a beautiful thing, it's just rare to find💔

[@LightUpNancy]

“Is it gas powered” 😂

[@Foopy]

yeah you have to start it like a lawn mower

[@mattoz7662]

“Bring that up. Beached Asians or whatever”…

[@Magani79]

Then bobby comes up lmao

[@famip3679]

These guys are children looking for moms lol

[@KL00100]

Good or bad. Some people are so blind that if it was in their hands they wouldn't recognize it.

[@SamIRIZARRY84]

Bobby’s cackle at Theo’s regret was so cruel but definitely on par for their relationship 😂

[@BethanyNash]

if I were friends with Theo Von I would do everything in my power to make him stop talking to bobby lee, i'm so serious