Chris D'Elia Roasts Drug Dealer - Stand Up Comedy

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Just added Toronto and Bismarck! chrisdelia.com/tour

[@jDkaufman25]

Is there an amber alert there yet?

[@Em-pv5ey]

@@jDkaufman25that makes no sense

[@bobbykellz1648]

How about Long Island mfkr lol!!!! I’ve never seen you out here

[@mrsullied]

​@@jDkaufman25 fresh > frozen

[@MC-cq4tx]

those girls were throwing each other under the bus back and forth 😂

[@jadentrower9743]

“2 days, no?” Why have enemies when you have friends like that

[@happyfeet45]

"I'm a chicken tender" Lmaooooo

[@PaulAllen786]

😂 that was on point

[@infiniteoptimal]

Yeah she looks like one

[@doommuffinz5276]

The universe has blessed us woth a scenario where the sentence "I'm a chicken tender" makes sense and is also funny 😂

[@camiiii31]

chris is SO GOOD LIVE!! saw him last minute by myself in dallas this past friday and im so grateful i was able to go!!! ❤

[@TDGVR]

Why is no one talking about how those two girls are definitely not friends anymore haha

[@captaincoolkid69]

because no one cares dude

[@dograin]

I typed in stand up comedy into KZbin. This was the first thing that popped up. I cried laughing, the second broken robot bit really fkd me up. Ty!

[@777chameleon]

crowd is goin bonkers for you fuck yeah dude

[@shiiswii4136]

They are crusing northern

[@you_can_only_]

​@@shiiswii4136 I saw Steve Jobs in the cemetery dawg - God Fearing Christian

[@johnmcfarlane8610]

Chris is the funniest comic I’ve ever seen live, if you haven’t gotten a chance to see him you won’t be disappointed.

[@harper9384]

He was easily one of the worst comics I've ever seen live. Any decent city with a local open mic will be more entertaining than this.

[@Jake_Smith7472]

​@harper9384 we get it, you hate life and hate laughing

[@山乇丂乇-g5m]

@@harper9384 womp womp, you're still on one of his videos commenting lol

[@summthinspecial]

He’s definitely the best!

[@Yesyou_]

Is what his 15 year old girlfriend said

[@Chris-P]

Chicken Tender, dude. Juuuuuuust got me lol

[@TheThirdNight]

You have the most sporadic creative ability I’ve ever seen in a comedian. It’s a pleasure to watch you and witness your gift Chris. Thank you for doing what you do, making so many people genuinely laugh, and for striving to be the best person you can every day. I can see you have a lot to you that you hide from the world, and are very emotionally deep, and definitely have some internal struggles, and this is probably why you are my favorite comedian because I am the same way and can sense those things in you too. I love you as a person Chris, Alex

[@TheOriginalFreeWill]

"no not me, I haven't in 3 months." "But 2 days ago..." 😂

[@Dude1-b6j]

😂 chicken tenders line was good

[@HighFivePickleball]

Can't WAIT for this to get a BAJILLION views

[@kamalifranklin1870]

Absolutely phenomenal big up Chris Delia!! Robot Chris is my favorite

[@MrBlack252]

I think a lot of people don't understand how funny Chris Delia is. Truly underrated

[@sosuss]

Give it a year ;)

[@pierregocrazyy]

@@sosussdude he was already massively famous. It was the controversy that killed his momentum

[@gonzaloramirez7134]

How is he underrated?

[@AdovianDones]

“I wanna GO!….??” 😂😂😂 I’ve gotta see him live once

[@TheHolonConcept]

Chris mocking people with his crazy face is my elixir

[@SadTown99]

It’s TOPHER ‼️ Wow that’s awesome, it took me a while to figure out how I recognized this guy… Definitely one of the best Workaholics episodes, still hilarious all these years later.

[@tradeforcharity]

Omg. Chris crushed her 😂😂😂😅

[@TheHolonConcept]

"Chicken-Bud-fucking-Bartender" had me on the floor dude 😂

[@otisguy7173]

Noodley VORCED 😭😭😭

[@elena6516]

lmaooo great set man

[@Jwizz2000]

The short circuit killed me 😂😂😂

[@LouieT3107]

Hes so god dam funny man 😂 especially live

[@nikolatessa]

“Don’t tell me you do chicken- tending” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SFUPodcast]

That “chicken tender” line is worth 90 bajillion views for sure.

[@MrOronderann]

Let’s get the bagillion views. I’ve always loved your crowd work, you by far the best at it

[@Rusty-Halloween]

Hands down the funniest crowd work set Ive ever seen... Btw saw you in Ottawa dude, I laughed so damn hard man. Hope you come back here soon 🎉🎉🎉

[@andrewbishop4447]

I feel bad for the friend that was so fucking weird calling her out for being divorced? Tf? And smart of chris not to shift the attention on her like she wanted he just kept going in on the chicken bud bar tender lol

[@lynuslyneburg]

wait, are you telling me at 3:44 he was gonna have the "chicken tender" thing lined up in his head? That's craaaayzy

[@freddys2465]

One of the greatest to ever do it!

[@licksnkicks1166]

This guy is hysterical. ❤😂

[@_sorcerer_2409]

“A gift from the heavens” killed me

[@pikniknb]

Your laugh is the best Chris!!! 😂😂

[@JohnDowd-r8t]

This guy is awesome

[@paulaliberty2082]

It's a good one! Watch the whole thing.😂

[@EdmundAspelund-vv9xs]

Legend in his own mind kudos to being that tonevdeaf 😂😂😂😂

[@erikkibler3466]

So…she sells other peoples weed.

[@Justice0G1]

Was at this show live, he fuckin killed it. Definitely top 3 live shows I’ve been to so far

[@GetBusyDrift]

dude is killing🔥🔥 top 3-5 comic in the game right now

[@JMassone]

Dude when are you coming to Boston !!!

[@hotpink3459]

this is great😂😂

[@harleyloftus768]

Bro "Chicken Tending" 😂😂😂😂

[@cinzafenix08]

Cool cheers from portugal

[@3volvedb3ing]

😂😂😂😂 wild bro

[@infiniteoptimal]

When he said “hold on, let’s get a million views” and asked “what do you do” the demented look on his face, about to rip her a new one. I feel was strategically planned. He latched onto her if she liked it or not there

[@noflyzone-01001]

'Im a chicken Tender *BAHAHAHAH*'

[@eberhwang23]

love how stupid peple always out themselves at comedy shows lol makes for excellent crowd work. and btw Im glad Chris is back doing his thing despite his cancellation. People deserve second chances

[@loganreacts1794]

damn chicken tender was good even chris knew that was a good one

[@elonmusk1010]

MORE STAND UP YES TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

[@DannyMullenOfficial]

Keep the clips coming!

[@brennanbets]

Thank you. Please come back. I will be there next time.

[@raymondmetzer2064]

what an unintended fucking legendary exit.

[@a.a.5566]

Chris “chicken tender” was 🔥haha

[@MathewMacielMusic]

Who else finds this woman annoying?

[@speakatron5634]

She's also an annoyance-tender

[@marktorres5736]

NoodlyVorced😂

[@alinack69]

I like how when the chick says "no" her jaw doesn't go down, her head goes like a cartoon.

[@lucky4armin]

Fuck dude, you can save lives my guy. So awesome, man. Fuuuuuq ❤

[@Jproblem]

Im crying!

[@jessicaleighallegedly3269]

Yay!! You make me laugh so hard! My fav comedian and I live for your podcast!

[@jbm2094]

Chris D'Elia wants to pole vault in the Olympics but he will make it over the bar

[@cristophero.5918]

Broooo I was there

[@juleecarpenter1106]

Was this in San Diego? I missed it💔

[@cristophero.5918]

@@juleecarpenter1106 yes! It was July 27th at San Diego laugh factory I was there it was surreal

[@michaelgonzalez-m6e]

@@cristophero.5918 did he just surprise everyone? How the hell can I know next time

[@Inhale_Burrito]

Off script is always better than on for comedians imo. I still prefer crowd work for how intimate it is with the audience. Gives more for your buck, I'd say. Also those chicks were friends and definitely fought in some way after this.

[@affanrizvi1164]

They definitely cat-scratched the crap out of each other afterwards 😂

[@infiniteoptimal]

That was fucking good 😅 I feel he can only get better. He’s smart with it, he’s learning acting on his KZbin channel with his friends and.. this all just sets up a great comedian.. his timing, acting, impersonations, delivery, very superb! 👅 💦

[@CornellContentCreation]

Killin’ it! When are you in LA again? I wanna see you live dawg

[@zachwinters7123]

hair is 11/10 in this clip

[@autogenes]

awesome

[@ABLW013]

Love Chris ❤❤😂😂🎉🎉

[@larrymorsemusic]

Chicken Tender=1 billion views

[@ericksanchez6837]

This is chris at his finest 🔥

[@Captdrpepper]

Chicken tending... Lol

[@Vekenstein]

This felt like a fan video question segment on lifeline but without Matt. These crowd work comedians are lucky you don’t lean into it or they’d be out of a job!

[@rickychoffenkoch]

Been a fan since undateable and this is definitely your best off the cuff stand up I’ve seen. Had us dying

[@asikdiekosbcrew]

fuck you Chris for being this fucking funny I fucking love you dude, keep posting shit youre in your own league, dude. too fucking funny

[@whin3]

Krowd Killia D’Elia

[@harper9384]

Robot noises and yelling. A true pioneer.

[@tfanning111]

“I’m trying to get out of here” and the crowd goes crazy happy haha.. was getting laughs because the crowd was feeding off each other’s happiness. He hardly hit them with anything funny and they were propositioned to laugh

[@sanghajung5103]

😂 u dumb?

[@emuman09]

Except for all the funny stuff though

[@Abrahamhamham]

Jesus Christ, who the fuck taught you to deconstruct fun like that? Have you ever been to a comedy show? Ever sat through crowd work? This is the saddest analysis i've read on a stand up comedy video. What's with the cynicism? Going through a rough patch?

[@kyk2655]

chicken tender torta

[@josephrhodes8873]

👃 ring on that hooeee.. RUN!!!! AWAY!!!

[@bigtipsandtricks]

Fuckin Chris ! I love u so much

[@jeremyjolivette543]

Yo She wasn't half bad, she could tend me 😅

[@DvDPlaya]

i'm a chicken tender

[@kobe2curry4rose1]

He definitely be indulging in that booger sugar

[@VickiMartin710]

That hyna is the worst of the worst of Altima drivers

[@DJHOGGZ]

coked out his mind

[@hoodrichmusicmedia3123]

I like chick tenders that like to party.. lol

[@k20jdm661]

make a show with BillBurr asap champ!!! two heavy weight legends

[@oghash4912]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@inigomontoya619]

Lol lmfao

[@firstlast476]

was that all sweat on your back

[@comicsans99]

Funny stuff Chris. Come to St. Louis, MO!

[@MsDorkusmaximus]

At 6:20 I nearly died. It sounds like he's talking to Callen.

[@brysonmorrison3382]

Why are there so many bots.

[@DariusVenerial]

this is how its done now. its pathetic

[@august6389]

​@@DariusVenerialhello hot guy. I want vacation with healthy men. My time is available

[@JPalm36]

😂😂

[@ilikewater90]

Her face when he said black

[@Graterstuuf]

I hate the ask questions to the comedian for them to riff style everyone’s doing.

[@AyoubYounssi]

Hahaha