Chris Distefano’s wife Valentine’s Day should be every day

[@Frusshan40]

I’m in awe of how easily your wife can make you nervous. She’s truly an icon. 😅

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Bc she gets violent

[@bibson1405]

It’s because he’s gay!

[@bigm317]

It’s clear he’s holding back he’s a comedian he can literally verbally destroy her

[@nukeninmgt1504]

​@@bigm317 Why would he verbally destroy his wife? They're just having fun lol

[@joshido7352]

@@bigm317 gets all the ladies. Verbal humiliation is great foreplay.

[@cheechchinono]

The new viral video moment of them where she’s unbothered makes sense now I don’t watch them, but this kind of shows that he’s always trying to make her look bad or make her feel bad, but her comeback was fantastic

[@trsumbry]

I heard about it before I knew it was them. Unbelievable! He obviously has taken her through some crap.

[@jfanz3521]

Woh, my guy Chris did well for himself.

[@bibson1405]

But he is gay

[@davidearle7209]

@@bibson1405 if I get someone like her I’ll be gay too

[@iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137]

​@@bibson1405 whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart

[@callanc3925]

Never seen her before now. I understand what he was going through now when he explains how he got her pregnant on their first time.

[@yonasyohannes4652]

Bro, he's a loser with how he talks about himself... But he's good looking, was a physical therapist (a job that makes 100k+ starting), he's now one of the best comedians on the world.... I think she got lucky and did well for herself lmfaooo she's just hot 😂😂

[@187FML187]

She runs that house and Chris loves it. Imma sucker for the same type🤣🤣

[@rosshugecaulk]

Idk what kinda weird femdom spin you're putting on this, but it's not right

[@187FML187]

@@rosshugecaulk 52 people anc counting says otherwise m’boi keep it pushin 😂😂😂

[@719Flowers]

@@187FML187 54 weirdos 😂

[@187FML187]

@@719Flowers Oi my mf people put some respect on em😂

[@joshido7352]

@@rosshugecaulk you’ve never been with a Latina and it shows

[@eren1707]

She’s 100% divorcing this dude and taking EVERYTHING. Don’t even know who the fuck they are but she’s got that vibe

[@jgbg6880]

They’re not married lmao

[@Mitsubishilover04]

When she flipped her hair "that's ok, I'll wait."

[@jaythomas3763]

“That’s just have me gas” I was not ready for that 🤣🤣🤣⛽️

[@scottyj871]

Chris truly wanted to say some vile shit hahahahaha

[@krishneelprasad2140]

I can see the crazy Hyena doing circles I'm his head😂😂😂

[@caydenpenner]

What a valuable thought be nice to each other and do sweet things to show affection

[@alvarezgamers]

Damn dude. You are like a solid 7, handsome dude I’ll give you that. but you pulled a solid 10 and wondering how. Good on you my guy. 😂

[@6laka.]

Chrissy d is a strong 8 to weak 9 without the puffy nipples

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

If you've been around long enough, you know how

[@mayo8029]

🍆

[@alvarezgamers]

@@HasanPikerIsADouche money 💰

[@ORaddlyispissedoff]

He knocked her up and basically got her to keep the baby. Good strategy

[@johnwhite-q7s]

She needs to be on every episode

[@LastStopAhead]

Sit down boy 😂

[@pothandlepeddlar]

"we can do it with women" lmao the girl knows

[@lesliedegnan]

Put on blast. 😂😂😂😂

[@nickcesaretti6545]

😂😂😂😂 "This just gave me gas" Lmfaooo!!!

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

😂"Every prison should be in Kansas"😆

[@emilysturgill4381]

Get ‘em Jas 😂

[@wasiukas]

Boom roasted 🎉

[@pucz8215]

Chris and his girl remind of when you see something that looks really delicious and you take a bite and you realize it looked a lot better than it tasted 😂😂

[@MRCroosingTootH]

She’s a 10 , Chris did well for him self. Now all the stories make sense of why he never let her go :)

[@muaythaiplaylist]

Too bad she acts like it

[@kylewebb8779]

The way his eyes flicker back and forth lol

[@gregoryanderson832]

She is quick!

[@ianobrien5181]

Haha love this dynamic! And oh my god the way she said excitedly she would smash Danny DeVito is something else😂

[@jackoscar11]

dayyyyyum jas

[@juanrobles2803]

They literally have the same cadence & sense of humor 😂 it's adorable 🥰

[@justtim1269]

You go Chrissy

[@navijam6155]

Treating anyone to a little something at any time is letting them know that you think about them when they are not there. Be it your best friend, your significant other, mum or anyone that you hold important. I pick little things up for people when I see something they would like all the time because I know they would enjoy it, and in return they know that they are significant enough to me that they come to my mind when they are not there.

[@ericm6594]

She’s awesome

[@kathrynsparks1665]

the face of that gave me gas i’m nervous of what’s next lol

[@michaelstrong4823]

She is so beautiful. Chris is a lucky man.

[@bibson1405]

He’s clearly wrestling with his sexuality 😂

[@coalesce3333]

We know who runs that house.

[@bverrue602]

She's slick. Kinda a good thing unless she's not joking 😅

[@lightlytoasted6522]

Yo that tension got thick quick

[@EckerKyle]

This just gave me gas

[@luish777]

Good lady some women nowadays if ain't a coach purse or something expensive they don't care.

[@nofishtoday]

Beautiful but crazy. The best type of

[@Chris-P]

Classic lol

[@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq]

Jazz is so fine

[@conanbdetective]

It's why he locked her down. This dynamic

[@eldaveo9356]

Jazz is an icon. And pimps laugh is the best thing in podcasting. Just above the big J on YMH.

[@fsljr5877]

I could never play this game with a partner I truly love 😅. We all have different tolerance for different things

[@tvph]

it aint that deep

[@SirFluffy100]

She says men 'should' and women 'could' do that.... even?

[@familyfirst526]

Oh shit Chris Married the Nannie. I had the biggest crush on her.

[@ace1122tw]

Damn Chrissy pulled a 10 for sure

[@dereknez965]

Every pic is a smash or a pass, depends on where you wanna sleep haha

[@panacea.palace]

Damn good for you Chris

[@bobmirco3331]

Chrissy catching a stray at the end 💀💀💀

[@Darklion2077]

His wife wants to be Infront of camera too, relationship is doomed. Beginning of the end

[@aleksisuuronen5969]

I truly don't get US's crazy commitment for these pointless holidays. Now even having womens Month and black people month and all that. When there isn't some "special" day going on. It's crazy. In here we even started to kinda celebrate halloween just in past 10 years. When I was a kid me and my friend had a genius idea of going in halloween for door to door (which kids do in eastern) dressed up and it was magnificent since people didn't pfc have candy for it not being a thing so we got money. Todays how people do halloween is just more so young adults having costume parties and drinking, people going clubbing in costumes and things like that. We ofc have other holidays too to some extent but like valentines day is called friends day and no one celebrates it seriously.

[@Weekend658]

I honestly thought he was gay this entire time… acts hyper AF… talks sus….has a girl voice when he does comedy… his hairstyle is another clue.

[@Crookhicks7777]

No I don’t need it. I want n like it

[@zepherscotty]

My wife doesn't like flowers. She doesn't like that they could have bugs on them & that they die. She does enjoy chocolates though.

[@gandar54]

Chris deserves better

[@Msjnhjjjj]

She grew into her looks

[@caintimms8021]

I call them scaredy farts

[@xdxangeloxbx]

"men should do that for women"..

[@guanakoelite6038]

Bruhh you can see all the foul things he wanted to say running through his head but he decided to live instead smart man 🫡🫡🫡😂😂

[@shamilaschabova70]

He doesnt want to play the game because he would say smash on almost every girl. Like most guys.

[@harsha99sai]

That's his wife 😱

[@charliec2966]

Vinny cool

[@LocChicago5]

Lol Chris ant going no where

[@petruspaulitius]

She definitely know he's gay and she's jealous of him smashing around.

[@JustSeanIllumenaudi]

Chris married tf up

[@colemartin1737]

She looks like Michael Jackson

[@SlamChampion69420]

Tell tristian me and Maxx said hi

[@allackballack]

Billion % she’s never bought flowers for her man lmaooo

[@mansfaye1084]

She just called him a w****

[@Greg-ys2gy]

What's a w**?

[@lebong4606]

She said men should while she said women could.. big difference

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

Solid beard chrissy

[@adnanshah4541]

How hot it is Chris’s wife damn it

[@theeight-roadwanderer6286]

I don't want flowers, I either want food or a backrub

[@AANTHHONYY]

She’s a 10 buddy !!

[@Petrowsky14]

He is married to Lorde

[@jamieoverbey4396]

Btw, I would rather get a bouquet of 30 $1 bills, than you give me flowers that will die instantly, because I will forget they need attention 🤣

[@leomarilyn4232]

Not sure if they are married but she seems insecure, and they play that drama in their channel not healthy married or not that is a tough dilemma she is bitter about and it's over sharing too real for a funny podcast episode

[@Drko_Kane]

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

[@Pkeane04]

Wait Chris isn’t gay? Or does he just have a hot beard.

[@GoatedJoyBoy]

Valentine’s Day is a scam

[@K_Do]

I think I sharted a Lil for ya there! 👀

[@scaleyscaley8027]

I’d be gassed if a woman gave me flowers

[@loganhood1221]

Oh my God I actually thought he was gay😂😂😂

[@bibson1405]

That’s why he gets nervous!

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

Isn't it great when comedian podcasters pimp out their entire family

[@Prnto44]

Wait thats his wife. Golly

[@krissykatportal]

She’s too jealous

[@darrincooper909]

Wait so Chris has slept with a lot of women! I’m so upset he hasn’t slept with a lot of men lol

[@Lousasshoul]

HHAHAHAHAHA

[@24kNick]

Now I know why he has a kid

[@throwaway7403]

Chris isn't even funny he's just attractive and has an accent

[@bacdafucup777]

He can do better

[@SilverStallion.eSports]

Lmaooo

[@chapman2001]

No way is that his wife

[@Adam_David]

She def has the 5 year plan LMAO Gang Gang said you look like "Ben Better" Lmao and I Concur .. All Due respect She's gotta Be One of the Finest Women I've seen from Staten Island . Chris Ur a Lucky Dude . All the same Deserving seeing You're Not a Bad looking Dude . Props , and tell Theo bout Not Saying Gang Gang in NyC ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE IN BROOKLYN.... That's called Suicide

[@marcwhite6596]

Wow. Wife is bad af!

[@powerful_smr5383]

yikes. post hyenas is rough, aye?

[@FansFAX]

Could and should are not the same word J

[@Letseatdinner]

Wow she’s so conceited

[@TBLUNTZ420]

DIME

[@vegamedina289]

This whole playing w hair trash is lame

[@fireantmedia7946]

She won’t smash DiVito. What a lie. Just saying it for the reactions