Theo Von funny moments compilation

[@lecraft7766]

“Exhibit A” so well timed

[@Rishabh_Sachdev]

Can you explain the joke to me? I'm not aware of the context

[@ayevaboo]

@@Rishabh_Sachdev vietnam war

[@Rishabh_Sachdev]

@@ayevaboo Exhibit A means Vietnam War? Didn't America pull out forces from there?

[@NormanWasHere452]

The US Vietnam war was a sham yet today the Vietnamese hold no grudge, “exhibit A” is another way of saying “that’s my point”. Moral of the story is gum down a viet if you can.

[@broku5765]

@@Rishabh_Sachdev Rogan proved theo’s point that Vietnamese people are forgiving, so Theo said “Exhibit A” as in rogans point would be Theo’s proof that he could eat a Vietnamese person and it be ok

[@mrglass3617]

Anytime Theo starts a story with "when I was young there was a kid in my neighbourhood...." You know it's gonna be golden.

[@HinduBoy]

🎯

[@Yasmuraz]

Then next sentence is always “he died” or “he’s in prison”

[@montelcarlos143]

Every summer

[@dazem8]

Theo "knows" the most eclectic group of hillbilly mfs in the world! (For clarification... I dont believe 99.8% of his stories 😂😂)

[@lukecartwright535]

lol we had a guy…

[@vitoleskur]

This guy is more of a conversational comedian than a stage comedian

[@ClappyCakes]

100%

[@1Deep43VA]

Yeah… his last special was not it… and I like Theo but I couldn’t get further than 8 minutes

[@ClappyCakes]

@@1Deep43VA He yells on stage and it doesn't work. Way to much energy. He should just chill out a little bit like it's a podcast.

[@dustyblanco1546]

Yup. Don’t like his standup at all. His humor works best with the deadpan delivery. He’s too animated on stage and it doesn’t land.

[@johnkeller5163]

Make no mistake, Theo is one funny dude on stage with comedy that is not predictable.

[@heatherard]

“You think you need water in the matrix?” “I’m not gonna be the guy without it” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Imitatechrist]

The voice was so spot on too.😆

[@ferozhossain3401]

Best part is, he isn't even joking.

[@eight8muzik]

Bruh and he wasn't even joking, the way he looked at Joe laughing, almost as if he's offended 😂😂😂😂

[@philbrown6056]

@@ferozhossain3401”Is this a character you’re playing?” “No!”

[@mydogsareneat]

​@@Imitatechrist you KNOW he hasnt seen the Matrix yet 😂

[@PlasmaTheBlue]

CGI? I don't know what his name was. Bro 💀

[@samuelpetts1367]

That's was gold

[@avinash5084]

He legitimate thought that CGI was the name of a person... Perhaps because he was sitting across from GI Joe. 😂

[@exoticbeast25]

If that was intentional he's literally a fucking genius, if not he's still a genius to me .-.

[@vehnapappa1370]

In the full clip he says, ” no not cgi he wasnt black”

[@tomwhiteside1779]

This is probably the funniest thing Theo has ever said

[@Tygram17]

The water in the matrix gets me everytime with Joe laughing hysterical and Theo being 100% serious about it

[@doomguy19931]

Theo is that dude you'd love to hang out with but he's always busy hanging out with everyone else

[@ClappyCakes]

Not even close bro what?

[@dannygonxalez9011]

he’s the type to be funny asf for an hour then you need a week break from my boy. he is funny though for real

[@sam8404]

@@ClappyCakes why not close?

[@hockeyislife4122]

​@@dannygonxalez9011 Just that guy every1 loves to drink with. That's basically who I am; kinda sad

[@hosamefe]

​@@hockeyislife4122 and I'm super humble too

[@crossfadefan67]

"When I was born, some of the doctors said I had the ribcage of a large cat and the heart of a lesbian" 🤣 this man

[@Michael-yu9ix]

One of the most up unique comedians ever. He's a genius

[@G4mer_D4d]

His timing and cadence kills

[@Thawhid]

​@@G4mer_D4d indeeed

[@NekMinuteG]

Hes not tryna be funny though it's just natural

[@apapz3245]

The heart of a lesbian, and rib cage of a large cat

[@brotherbootlegger1777]

@@NekMinuteG saying a professional comedian isn't trying to be funny is so dumb

[@Dontbuglee]

I love Theo cause every time people laugh he looks around like, “what’s so funny?” 😂

[@sam8404]

I love his stories about people he knew when he was younger.

[@gottfriedhub]

That’s part of the act. Good for noticing!

[@Joey-SubGod]

“Dude, you’d pay $8.” 😂😂😂

[@corbindallas18]

"He probably made 60 dollars on a Friday night" 🤣🤣🤣

[@felixbakker1227]

That one got me too! 🤣

[@theoneandonly7665]

That got me so hard this guy is hilariously legit

[@JD..........]

So good

[@habibibror7357]

So Sharp😂

[@tommyjackson1745]

He whipped out the“You’d pay 8” so fast😂

[@dsmvfl363]

Theo von is actually just incredibly intelligent. He uses his wild stories as a way to workshop his comedy. Even if they don’t land, they are still creative. Theo von is the comedians comedian.

[@AkamiChannel]

Playin the fool like Norm Macdonald. Both actually really smart

[@Frankcohle]

Graduated with a master's degree from the Norm Macdonald school of comedy

[@channingtaintum]

Best part is that he’s from a small town in rural Louisiana where you really can’t tell if he’s telling the truth or not, so you just go along with the absurdity.

[@josh18230]

I think it's what we call autism

[@Libreom]

"the comedian's comedian." awesome description. haven't seen someone in a room with Theo who didn't laugh at least once.

[@myfriendscallme7866]

That was actually a really good point about dating someone who’s family member is mentally unwell, they would naturally be a more compassionate person 😂

[@davidsailo5790]

Some real shii right there. 😂

[@Borninthewrongera]

I have a sister with mental handicap and she can be so mean. I have some pent up anger all the way back from childhood 😂

[@screaminglemon3642]

​@@BorninthewrongeraBro do yourself a favor and go to therapy to sort that out Unless u want to end up having the heart of a lesbian

[@Libroer]

💯

[@Libroer]

The way he blends the real with the absurd 🤌

[@ARC_VR]

"You could hear a skittle hit the cement" absolutely cracks me up.

[@dylan-np5hf]

“the see ment”

[@Libreom]

​@@dylan-np5hf "sea maent"

[@squillz8310]

"I could hear someone fold bread from 80 feet away" is also unnecessarily funny

[@whatwhat678]

@@Libreom10 x likes

[@-ninjanOodlez]

His Vietnamese conversation with Joe is just a classic. So many bangers. "Gum down a Viet..." "Exhibit A".

[@yungjoka5962]

“Gum down a viet” 🤣🤣🤣

[@hv4285]

LOL he pronounces Viyyyya-eeeet, apparently that's a starter move in Theo's' world.

[@XxsomeguyxX]

In a different clip he said he would need to eat another one because he would just get hungry again in 30 minutes 💀

[@jdunnatl]

"Exhibit A" 😂🤣

[@Samsaysamdo]

“You don’t think they’d get mad at you?” “Nahhh the veeyets are more sacrific…uhh forgiving” wtf is this man on?😂😂😂

[@Taradise85]

@@Samsaysamdohe is right though/ And Joe said it. 😂😂

[@TheFloridaMuslim]

1:26 “I’m not going to be the guy without it” 😂😂

[@JOPEYDOPE]

I fucking love how he just starts a joke and he doesn’t even know the punchline, he just riffs until it comes to him and it’s fuckin hilarious

[@chumcity]

i do this its great

[@DemetriusDemarcusThe3rd]

​@@chumcity No you dont.

[@isars3433]

@@DemetriusDemarcusThe3rdisnt this what we all do when we tell jokes? Theo von just uses the amateur style to get the professional result thats why hes a famous comedian

[@FlashxSounds]

​@@isars3433 no it isn't

[@tylercarrell]

@@isars3433 no definitely not, almost every other stand up comedian has a set memorized that they tell at every location for that specific tour… thats why most of them don’t let you bring your phone in or any recording device so you cant leak their set before the tour’s over

[@habibibror7357]

The “Monster Energy Drink” bit is high-key one of funniest things ever said in a podcast😂 laugh literally every single time I see that clip

[@jacobpeters5458]

“you see those guys drinking it, u know theyre coming home to puunch” xDD

[@kylekelly7232]

Theos comedic timing is on a completely different level. His ability to just come up with the simplest, most witty comments at exactly the right moment is just incredible to watch. Seriously you couldn't script it better.

[@Khedran]

Theo once called ferrets "the limousine of rats." ...Pure art.

[@BrianFlemingSpeaker]

😂😂😂

[@kova1729]

Wit and timing are different things, he's got both but I'd say his wit is what's on a different level, not his timing

[@xenn4985]

​@@kova1729yeah, his timing is good. But his wit is unbelievable.

[@bryanb9907]

Theo made himself famous by just being himself. Love this guy.

[@Chryztallic]

"4 dollars for drawings?" "Bro, you'd pay eight." 💀

[@allydr90]

Inflation!

[@TheAluvisify]

@@allydr90No at all what he was saying lol

[@JorgeAlbertoJerez]

​@@TheAluvisifylolol so good

[@paulharsh78]

He made $60 on a Friday, and that was in 1995.

[@Taelyr]

@@paulharsh78that’s equivalent to like $123 today smh

[@ReallyFrickinEasy]

“CGI or something?” “Ehhh I don’t know what his name was” is one of my favorite jokes ever

[@JaredSilva_]

I honestly am not a huge fan of theo’s stand up but when it comes to podcasts and interview I don’t think any comedian comes close to him. His humor is always a 10/10 on podcasts n interviews. Funny as fuck.

[@JaredSilva_]

His timing. One liners. Stories. How he matches other guests vibes. He’s better when he’s not on stage which is super rare. Real talented

[@selokin3974]

Agreed, to me his standup seems a bit forced whereas in these interviews his flow is more natural and brings out his sense of humor

[@adamakii]

​@@selokin3974 EXACTLY hes funniest when hes not trying to be funny

[@jebronlames9000]

Only people that can fuck with him on the podcast/interview side is Joey Diaz and Tim Dillon for me other then them he's in a league of his own💯

[@tenochin]

I feel the same way about David Spade his stand up is okay but he's funny on interviews

[@benf1111]

He's the comedian that makes all the other comedians laugh uncontrollably.

[@tylerdixon3290]

"You know they're going home to punch" was the best line this video could've ended on

[@QzAMYQz]

I sure do hope Theo Von knows how much he's loved❣️ WE LOVE YOU, THEO!! JUST as you are❣️ ❤️❤️❤️

[@wecomeinpeace5082]

Lmfao. He starts the first interview by telling them they have autism. I'm crying

[@MasonGoodwin-es4cp]

This man could possibly be one of the most naturally funny guys of all time

[@joecobb7153]

He is actually smart and introspective but had a pretty rough childhood and became famous as a young adult. He is navigating it well for what he stumbled into. I am sure he lies sometimes but his stories have a grain of truth

[@blessedspear2642]

He makes it look easy! If you look at his earlier stuff he was much more unpolished

[@BarisPalabiyik]

Theo has that Norm vibe where you would think he's not that smart when in character but some of the jokes are very particular and well thought.

[@JamoonXerxesSauber]

Definitely, I would say Theo, Norm and Normand are all in the same arena on that front

[@foshizzle63]

The smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest guy.

[@Happyfoam-lw3yt]

He definitely knows it. He portrays his character in his stories to sell them. Dude is absolutely dedicated to his comedy.

[@dy120481]

​@@foshizzle63That's always been my exact take on him.

[@joshuaeg5629]

The fact that he is funny without even trying makes him even better

[@mog7501]

You can never predict what Theo Von is gonna say next. It's never what you expect and it's always hilarious

[@aoverhol1028]

Theo can’t predict what he’s going to say. That’s the best part. He starts a sentence having no idea where he is going to end up

[@markonovakovic6762]

Dude is a walking definition of "never let em know your next move" 😂

[@nickm.visuals]

This dude’s humor seems super intelligent and outside of the box

[@npsimos1642]

Theo is a national treasure

[@Tables-zm7db]

Big Facts

[@calebmhorvath]

theo might not always kill on stage, but he is hands down the most genuinely funny person ive seen, the kinda guy that would have you rolling in a convo

[@robertmurillo7153]

He makes Joe laugh more than anybody

[@aja1108]

Besides Patrice O'Neal.

[@dakota2842]

Man crush 😂 I love it.

[@simterio3077]

Him and norm mcdonalds made me laugh the most ever. No one is even close to these 2 dudes. But not their specials, their interviews and podcast... so damn funny.

[@markonovakovic6762]

Nah bro, i'd say uncle Joey takes the W on that one. That "oh my god, he's changing flavors" story had Joe crying 😂

[@jrgvsqz]

Bill Burr

[@RightProud]

Theo reminds me of Norm- clever and sharp with impeccable timing. Norm was the king of comedic timing and the smartest guy in every room. Would’ve loved to see these two together.

[@mikeymike8705]

Theo and Joe Rogan are both awesome together. You can tell Joe is thoroughly entertained and enjoying himself 🤣

[@AV4Life]

That 1st clip is just an instant classic. The delivery was flawless

[@DrunkNugget]

The CGI one perfectly encapsulates what makes his humor so great

[@MJevolving]

Theo is truly a treasure, he deserves the best of this world🤍 been a while since I’ve seen him pop up on my feed. Great post

[@G4mer_D4d]

"I'm not gonna be the guy in the matrix with out it" -Theo Vaughn

[@christophermhudson09]

"I think if you gum down a viet in front of a group of people they'd be much less alarmed" 😂😂😂😂 I'll never forget watching that podcast it was the day Theo entered my top 10 lmfaooooo

[@Internetworrier]

"How old were you at the time?". "I don't know man,probably 28".😅

[@kjatuatasi6176]

“CGI or something?” “ i dont know what his name was” 😂😂

[@pzooka]

Theo man. One of the genuinely most pure funny people in existence

[@Danielle-j2m]

Omg i just started watching him and he literally has me laughing out loud the whole time! Humor comes so natural for him!

[@efcdom1878]

It's amazing how often people miss his jokes and believe the stories he's clearly making up on the spot

[@mynotificationsareoff..goc358]

Pretty sure everyone knows that 😂

[@efcdom1878]

@@mynotificationsareoff..goc358 Joe Rogan doesn't most of the time 😅

[@bazd313]

I think some of his stories have some truth in them but obviously exaggerated

[@Murphmonster69]

Yeah it’s the same stories about his life over and over again but it doesn’t get old.

[@Civilmonkey1]

Alot of black people and natives don't get it, and Tarantino for some reason. Worst of all Bill Burr.

[@Bish186]

Theo Von is legitimately a genius he knows exactly what he is doing and im here for it every time.

[@C-1-FRY]

A picture of his family, and water. This man has his priorities straight. We can all learn from Theo.

[@dragomilosevic4823]

Whats the 3rd thing?

[@qmares]

​@@dragomilosevic4823 exactly

[@octavioavila6548]

0:25 that bit got me good

[@Clipper0277]

The idk what his name was had me rolling 😂

[@Mojochop777]

“You know they’re going home to punch”

[@chrissywriight]

They cut off another classic: “Well I’ll say this… it’s the beverage of choice for some of those gentleman”

[@joshreader2722]

The funniest comedian in a long time for myself.

[@mr.figgles]

He echoes a sort of Norm Macdonald style of humour, saying absurd things with a straight face, except it’s genuinely such a natural train of thought that you just know he believes it. He brings such an honest and real mindset to situations, and makes them seem ridiculous by contrast.

[@fraserrisk1836]

Mescalin Bro the only way to fly 🤯

[@peeron6829]

​@@fraserrisk1836mescalin make u puke often right, i wanna eat som cactus

[@dTNT24]

Exhibit A! 😂😂😂 02:40

[@glock-kay]

You literally cannot watch Theo without laughing, it's literally not possible.

[@theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiet]

Eh, just did it. Not that hard

[@peeron6829]

​@@theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiethope you get better

[@Gyatskibbidy]

Theo Von is the funniest human being to ever exist solely because all of these stories are based on his life; OBVIOUSLY with some added details, but still man 😂

[@shirley0151]

I love him and Joe together. They make me laugh so much!

[@andresao6109]

“Well… I didn’t have a lot” 🤣

[@Brwnbunn]

I am so proud of Theo! I have watched him since all the way back on the Real World/Road Rules days! He was special then and he’s even more so now. Hilariously funny! 💙💙💙

[@gmchuge__7098]

I don’t think I’d pay to see him perform live, but I’d pay just to hang out with him. He seems like the funniest person to have a conversation with.

[@Bigbird_96]

HIGHLY recommend seeing him live. Saw him in Atlanta 2019, so a lot of his stuff on his newest special. SO MUCH BETTER live, you can tell he’s nervous infront of the cameras on stage

[@peeron6829]

​@@Bigbird_96i would be too lmao Damn you even got a photo with him thats cool man bless u

[@anthonytate1997]

He hosted a benefit comedy show back in 2017 at this tiny super old, run down theater in his Mother’s hometown of Wyoming, IL (outside of Peoria). I got there a bit late, after the first act had started. I was finishing my American Spirit and he came out of theatre and asked to if he could bum “one of those Winston’s” lol. I obliged and we talked for a good 10 minutes or so and then both went in for his set. Then he told me that his older brother, him and some of their friends were gonna go to the bowling alley down the street about 30 minutes after the show and I could join them and hang out for a little while. It was an awesome time and he was exactly how you’d expect him to be. Probably spent an hour and a half or so over there with them. He followed me on Twitter and we’ve messaged a few times over the years.

[@J-espynee]

2:02 the fact that Joe tells Theo no, and then LITERALLY argues a point in Theo's favor is crazy. Joe had to be high

[@COYBIG1967]

He’s really hilarious. The thing is even when he says something that may be offensive you can’t get offended bcos he’s really not trying to hurt anyone he just has the almost child like quality of saying exactly what he feels

[@iamextremest]

And the, "You guys have... we call it autism...." was so stinkin funny! And so casually. 😂

[@Pointlesshandle48]

Theo has that kind of Norm Macdonald-esque comedic style where it can be difficult to tell when exactly he’s joking.

[@BrianFlemingSpeaker]

This has to be one of the best videos I’ve ever watched in my life! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CyberJuanito]

Theo doesn't do comedy, he is comedy, a genius.

[@matthewochoa6973]

He's so funny it's absurd. I couldn't imagine being intoxicated around Theo. I'd end up laughing till I fainted.

[@anas1832]

“Heart of a lesbian” 💀

[@sayit-sayit]

Excellent compilation 😂 thanks

[@MrJCV1605]

“You’d pay 8” was the greatest line

[@LaGla7]

The last clip got me 💀

[@donotcomply1628]

I think I've seen all these clips like a hundred times and I think I could watch em all a hundred more and still not tire of them!

[@kinderjoker]

-How old were you at the time? -I don't know man... probably 28 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertguerrero5734]

When they were talking about the matrix theo was serious as hell his face and him saying I would

[@robertguerrero5734]

It's true I don't wanna be the only without it shit use drops of water as currency

[@flyingo]

Theo is one of my favorites. See him in person if you can.. great show.

[@uetezd2271]

i love how joe rogan comes in with such a normal conversation and then theo just flips it on its head

[@loganross1861]

5:12 all these years of Dana Carvey, that’s the first time I’ve heard HIM laughing

[@shookmouse1144]

"You'd pay 8"

[@anthonypaulboswell]

Exhibit a is the funniest line I think I’ve ever heard as response 😂😂

[@Meowface.]

That and the last bit “Make you want to beat your wife too “

[@KCLundy007]

This guy is absolutely hilarious. You can tell his mind works different

[@X17PHL]

Fkng hell i was creasing all through that 😂😂 great compilation choice, and this is why theos one of my faves

[@DrDirtyDonuts]

"You know they're going home to punch" 😂😂😂

[@dbmeo3417]

Theo as Shonda is my absolute favorite ahahahahaga

[@nealerigby8989]

Great compilation dude you have sub👌👌👌👌☝👍

[@jacobballard2673]

I say this with zero sarcasm pure truth. Theo von is in my top 3 favorite people on this planet that I haven’t met. He’s the opposite of what’s wrong with the world and I hope he feels loved.

[@michubern1444]

​@joseph_goebbels606to you...

[@georgehenton2730]

Dude has me laughing all the time, also him and bobby lee are hilarious together

[@BigSh00ts]

The skit about Kim and stealing his seamen kills me bro 🤣

[@Libroer]

Dude is the funniest man alive. I was walking to the kitchen when he said “you’d pay 8” and I fell on the floor laughing

[@christianseidler2252]

„Gum down a Viet“ Jesus Christ 😂😂

[@Juan_deep]

I have a weird ability to sense someone talents and their potential and etc. i can gauge how good they will become. I knew this dude was going to blow and in a couple years he sure did

[@champabay4746]

“Bro you’d pay eight” 😂

[@sostrealejandro]

7:25 this clip always makes me cry 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@kuramakyuubi8454]

7:14 ''you'd pay 8'' 🤣🤣

[@1889connor]

No matter how many times I watch it "Exibit A" always creases me without fail! 🤣😂

[@syedmaunraza2010]

Theo is mankind's treasure. Must be protected at any cost.

[@mohitsawant956]

“They’re a sacri-they’re more understanding” nice safe man🤣

[@gHostKINGofAotearoA]

Exhibit A.

[@neilbiggin]

Exhibit A, sheer magnificent perfection. Joe’s laugh is priceless. Wonderful moment.

[@FortisFprtuna]

Theo is a national treasure.