Chris Distefano Show - Unaired Pilot

Check out the unaired CBS pilot of the Chris Distefano Show! The show didn't get picked up but I had a blast doing it, and I know I sound like a 3 dollar bill but I miss them all!

[@matthewvivian7235]

That was pretty good. Just a shame the main guy had a best friend body to go with his leading man face.

[@kp6982]

This comment wins 😂

[@MasterOfNone1980]

@@kp6982 It’s probably because Chris always says that about himself.

[@Phoenix85006]

Nothing wrong with his body! Just do him in the dark 😂

[@BlackSabotage100]

It's what it is!

[@kp6982]

@@MasterOfNone1980 exactly! We love a hey babe reference lol!

[@joshnevy8967]

This is just a visual representation of all the podcast stories combined lol

[@Norcali_96]

Yea cause it's his show about his life lol

[@RamblinAround]

I think it's all timing. If this show had come out around the same time How I met your mother did, it would have been huge. You definitely could carry a show. I think the whole cast was great actually.

[@jnano2071]

I love Chissy D gets it in but HIMYM is on another level

[@texanstry2027]

HIMYM was garbage

[@nickc7300]

It's the same director

[@donniemoose5702]

Can't believe this did not become a show

[@bran7277]

@@donniemoose5702 I heavily disagree with you, this show is dog ass compared to HIMYM. I love Chrissy D as much as any other potentially-gay men here, but these scenes are hardly cohesive and the awkward -poonmaster dichotomy of Chrissy's character isn't relatable to most.

[@trumanquinn]

The Queen of Queens

[@TheeHeadTurnerTV]

Gurrrrl

[@ryanvogel9610]

It's what it is.

[@Roy-G-Biv]

Good one.

[@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blairdoran3903]

Hahaha

[@NoraDalila]

I worked at a CBS market research facility in Vegas when this was being tested. we tested this on soooooo many different people and a lot of them really enjoyed the show. Most importantly though, it was me and most of the other employees favorite show that pilot season. Sad when it didn’t get picked up. I saw you perform at the comedy cellar later that fall!

[@chrisdcomedy]

That’s awesome! Appreciate you!

[@NoraDalila]

@@chrisdcomedy wish it would’ve gotten picked up!!!!! Can’t wait to see you perform more around nyc soon. Chrissy d gets it in!!!!

[@juliewick]

I’m just seeing this and I loved it! Shame it didn’t get picked up.

[@John_B.]

This is so much funnier after hearing these stories through his podcasts.

[@JesseDiebolt]

HOW DID THIS NOT GET PICKED UP JESUS HEY BABE GANG STORMS CBS OFFICE TOMORROW

[@jeremyashcraft2053]

nah show is weak

[@slabkrew19]

I’m no casting director but this guy has leading man face, best friend body.

[@cjlive5182]

He is every man in the mid continent

[@amandat7040]

oh baby gorgeous, it'll get picked up next year when Andrew Schulz does it

[@MoMu00]

You're wrong for that 😂😂😂

[@jesusochoa2526]

Ouch, totes brutes 😓😂

[@hueydao8637]

this kid is screwed in.

[@fishseason101]

Ha hahah

[@matguerra333]

lol

[@MissMal92]

"How I met your Chris Distefano"

[@j.o8707]

Crying yo 😂

[@howcandykilledu]

I think that’s the apartment too 🤣

[@bbearhug]

Bruh, That's good.

[@jaymilne3084]

100% is what it is.

[@portlandgoose4727]

That has to be the same bar as well

[@slicklol]

cuzzies, make no mistake but Chrissy made this whole show just so he could kiss Diane Guerrero and it just is what it is.

[@ElGuapo4000]

It’s what it is

[@4gasttozzstoriesKral]

Chrissy ''Tryna kiss a hot girl'' D back at it

[@jayb4346]

3D chess

[@890luxor]

I just read this whole comment in yanni's voice ..and that's what it is !!!

[@James-lp9mc]

@@890luxor wei zhong xian

[@therealnickstevens8280]

Why did I expect Yannis to be babysitting?

[@notanotherwargamer]

eslo kessss

[@enlightenedeyes4790]

Me too

[@tee5615]

Same 🤣

[@zachwalter2650]

That would have been nice

[@BigDaddyBubbalui]

That's Soo funny I was thinking the same.....next level though, let's see mauricia.

[@elseeye]

Chrissys baby momma watching this punching the air right now

[@Marx-Lennon]

“Damnit Nino!” should of been the catchphrase

[@paddygallagher6879]

I can’t believe this didn’t get picked up.

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

You can’t?

[@SuperGuitar102]

its pretty bad even though i like chris

[@bbearhug]

After hearing Chris Describe what the pitch was and watching the Pilot I get it. I did enjoy this though.

[@MisfitMods]

@@bbearhug you got a link for that perchance?

[@bbearhug]

@@MisfitMods I'll look and see if I still have it when I get home.

[@johnnygamecock2396]

The mention on the Howard Stern Show brought me here, I enjoyed the show , and the airplane story around the decision!

[@Kidd_Cabbage18]

Make NO mistake, this should’ve been picked up.

[@James-lp9mc]

IT IS WHAT IT IS

[@ashleyjames5018]

I watched this pilot cause I'm a huge Hey Babe fan and now a huge Chris fan. It's pretty great, hopefully it gets another chance ya neva know

[@gagefraw3182]

You can tell Chris really tucked it back for this role. Network television really knows how to turn our sugar daddies into a bunch of FF’s! ES LO QUE ES.

[@moondough6010]

Chrissy, you are on notice for this.

[@fredcarrillo8223]

This is awesome! And Titi Jerry as Titi Jerry would have been perfect on this ❤

[@RichYork]

Chrissy Pilots I would've loved this Edit: make no mistake Chaz as Chrissy's Dad was perfect, Netflix should pick this up

[@jay32x]

Damn this would’ve been my favorite show, had so much potential.

[@alimartin2059]

I just discovered this today along with the comedian and this is CERTIFIED GOLD!!! How is this not a show on a network or on #Netflix???!!!!

[@bigdaddy3222]

We need a rated r version for the franks and bean and 3 dollar bills. Make no mistake Chrissy D was looking cuuuuuuuUuuuuute!!!!!!!!

[@andrewtregoning]

I love how it's just all straight facts from his life, suprised the situation signed off on this 🤣

[@sandeepn94]

Cuz make no mistake if you don't think the situation got cracked open and cleaned out during the quarantine you got another thing coming

[@morningmidnight9398]

They were together at that time I think

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

U kidding??!!..Situation was happy. She thought show would bring $$$ and baby fur coats

[@jamesdopson3881]

His Baby-mama is Puerto Rican in real life, cuz, and make no mistake, she got cracked open and cleaned out because she's a CAAHHYOUTIIE!!!

[@Kit_kelso]

I follow the situation on Instagram 🤣🤣🤣

[@MartinMalota]

There aren’t any shows worth watching anymore. THIS is worth watching. It’s just wholesome enough without sacrificing the laughs. I think it would do GREAT.

[@MartinMalota]

Just do it on your own Chris. Don’t worry about getting “picked up.” I believe your trajectory is to the moon. One day, people will be clamoring for you to do a show. Do this one when you get the chance. Your life has been entertaining enough to build a standup career out of it and seeing it acted out just enhances the experience. Good luck bro.

[@rooteddwellings]

Dude the stories with his Dad would of been gold!

[@drewvaive4332]

Chrissy D had it tucked back every time that kid walked in

[@thomasdriscoll8270]

This show needs to happen! True stories with an awesome cast? Mannnnn... 😆

[@gnez6460]

I needed this to go on for 8 seasons I needed something good to binge watch😭😭😭

[@Felipe-ou4jz]

Man, if only! Hopefully he gets a movie or show ❤️

[@annierodrigues5207]

what do we have todo to make this happen?!?! This pilot is gold

[@eismndmsoaidhndmsm]

Chazz palminteri as tony balls stole the show

[@jeffanderson90]

I would have watched the f*ck out of this. Hilarious! I can’t believe it was never picked up. I think Chris should pitch it to another network. To be honest I didn’t become a fan or know who Chris was until the podcast with Sal but his stories of his life got me hooked. Hilarious and genuine guy.

[@robertnelson7255]

What a great pilot!!!! I enjoyed every moment and the whole cast was like "lighting in a bottle". BRAVO - CBS should fire whomever was responsible for passing on this outstanding work.

[@carmen3091]

Even though this feels like other sitcoms, it does have its own genuine thing about it and I think Chris did really well here! The woman from orange is the new black playing Izzy does well and I think the story is great! Congrats, Chris! I hope you continue with more projects, we know you will succeed!!!!!

[@lesterngwenya5205]

How is this not on Netflix/Amazon?!? Tuck it back and bring the stand up to life pleeeeeez!!!

[@enoclafyeoj10]

Its How I Met Your Mother but you replaced all the FF's with cuties!

[@chriskoszyk4255]

Don’t for get the smootiessss

[@ThaDentMan]

Chris Koszyk swing and a miss!

[@johnnysampson9500]

For fuckin real

[@gafandahalf]

My exact thought!

[@JRose-dz1gf]

I hope the sitcom becomes successful because I like Chris, but it does seem suspiciously like How I Met Your Mother.

[@tangomango2459]

This was terrific. The episode got better for me as it went on. Maybe they’ll renew it someday

[@MsCaramelpoison]

Such a awesome so sad that They did not pick it up pitch it again. Because I am here for it.

[@MzShortyHunny]

I just wanna say that CBS are FOOLS for not picking up on this! I loved it!!! 👏🏽👏🏽

[@shalin4e]

I liked it homegirl tho is a freaking piece!!!

[@texanstry2027]

Shes in orange is the new black and is fwiiiiine

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Man, with Chrissy COVIDs getting back together with his child's mother this year it really shows how this show could've had a great arc from start to finish. Having a few seasons where they aren't together and eventually rekindle the flame while co-parenting the whole time would've been a pretty great classic sitcom premise. Their loss.

[@samsonthecurrent]

Typically I hate TV, but this is funny and made my eyes do that onion thing at the end. The cast is crazy, too. Nice work, Chrissy Chaos!

[@draven_the_divine5027]

I cannot BELIEVE this didn't get picked up I was laughing the whole time!! I would seriously watch this religiously, what are you doing television people🤌 my man Chrisy Bitcoin is hilarious!!!

[@angusyoung119]

Oh man, the dynamic between you and everyone is honestly so good! Great chemistry! I think my favorite parts would have been between you and the kid

[@MrBobbyFreakout]

I LOVE IT! It needed more of Chris writing, it’s just not the Chris we know and love. I love it! ❤

[@vmwindustries]

This was good, i had a bunch of laughs. I would definitely watch a bunch of these episodes.

[@tomzirp4457]

This kid needs to be taken out to Poughkeepsie and PUT DOWNNNN

[@tomzirp4457]

@Rick Stone bay fuckin ridge cuzzo

[@Cheesusrice69222]

I was born and raised in poughkeepsie so that joke hits different

[@juliajordan5579]

@@Cheesusrice69222 another one here from Poughkeepsie

[@johnlongoria8091]

Its a god damn travisty this never picked up.

[@Imurwif3]

This is a show I could see myself binge watching

[@efrainluna3546]

This show is a hit. I love it.

[@justrobackken]

This was sofa king good. This needs like 11 seasons

[@theketolatino9626]

Dude they were crazy for not picking this show up , had me laughing at every scene !!!

[@corpse74]

I legit want more. this was awesome!

[@Jackieisdreaming]

DUUUDE, the dancing ‘blanquito’ part had me dying Hahahah Chrissy D got moves 🤣 but I’m so sad we can’t see how this continues since it didn’t get picked wtf! I was laughing and smiling throughout the whole thing 💛 I hope one day we get to see the continuation!

[@cgnlb]

OMG I’m shocked this didn’t get picked up. This was a great pilot. Funnier than 95% of comedies on tv now.

[@Amanda.StanofPodcasts]

One of the best pilots I’ve ever seen. Queens REPRESENT!!!! (I’m from Maspeth) Love you Chrissy Queens! We are so proud of you!!! 💜

[@Andres-vo5uo]

this was fantastic, thanks Chris.

[@hawyadoin1175]

Meanwhile Chuck Lorre is on his tenth shitty sitcom and Young Sheldon is a thing that exists. This should’ve got picked up for sure. And damn Izzy is a piece.

[@winstong7438]

When the mom hangs up, that’s pure comedy

[@QueenieBeanie7]

I loveeeee it!!!! I would watch it everyday!

[@Starlqqking1994]

I totally love this!! I'd watch.

[@SuicidalMonkey]

You make me laugh so hard dude...gutted this didn’t get picked up!

[@hicksonff3459]

Putting this on youtube was brilliant. Now it’ll go.. but hopefully not the watered down censored version.

[@themoelman]

how could someone not pick up the cuteness - thx for sharing

[@amymccullough4396]

I came here from stevo's podcast with Chris as his guest and although I've seen him before I didn't follow him or not really know anything about him besides being a comedian...that episode was the best I've ever seen and he mentions this pilot so I came to watch...im not a tv sitcom person in general, but I really liked it...i like it bc it's mirroring his life basically and I'd really love to see an episode of just him and his dad like he talked about...his childhood sounds amazing...so many more stories to tell 😅 and im here for it 💯

[@johnditomaso5438]

This is great! Let’s get it on Netflix!

[@reesegreer7812]

Bruh why didn't this get picked up I liked this, and i hate everything

[@johnvess1287]

Same.

[@texanstry2027]

Because studio execs are a bunch of tutes

[@hectorq2186]

Seriously how did this not get picked up?! This is amazing !

[@Makemba007]

They should have picked this up. And you are hysterical. Hopefully they'll try again.

[@drakeholliday5671]

Cuz, omg, where’s the rest of season 1? This was tyoooo, cyuuuuuute!!

[@badjaboy07]

didn't get picked up

[@actinglikeheather]

I can see it now. The story of Marshall's son and his life

[@themckendrys3461]

This was awesome, I want more!!

[@edgaracuna98]

I loved this! It’s so good, rock star cast! this would be the reason why I finally watch CBS.

[@ComeAtMeBro1969]

Chrissy “quarantineTiddies” good shit bro.

[@KazuYuuu]

As cheesy and awful as this is, it's honestly a pretty heartwarming story and I genuinely laughed many times. Make no mistake this pilot OOZES Chrissy D (maybe because it's based off his life story lol) and I'm loving every second of it

[@BobMori]

The Howard Stern appearance brought me here. 🎬

[@jenjentinkakamaxwellsmom68]

This was awesome!! I want to watch more!!

[@marcelaromero2209]

How did this show not make it??? I LOVE IT!!!

[@brandonr.7262]

Damn they missed out hardcore. Make NO mistake I'd watch cable for this

[@jdvencill4936]

This was great. I would definitely watch this show

[@nathaliecheng4190]

This would’ve been such a great show!

[@bikelockmusic]

I’m not a sitcom guy, but this is fucking great man. Can’t wait to see what’s next for you brother

[@donnamarie8907]

Bubbas, we need Yannis-long-days to do the commentary then send it to the fuhrer for production cause MAKE NO MISTAKE it’s a glazer level snoozer! Ladder 14

[@AdrianHertz]

pseudo penis of the week comment!

[@capt_howdy]

Lmfaoooo

[@gizzykatkat9687]

I love this! I totally would have watched it!

[@nycdcva9795]

OMG!!! I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this before. I love this!!!!!!

[@ithinkigotworms]

Dude I would watch every episode. That’s cool that it mirrors your real life from what we’ve learned from you. When pops kissed you, Hahha, that was great!

[@joescarecrow]

Without a laugh track this would be good. Chrissy chaos needs his own sitcom! soon!

[@JenManning371]

Awwwwww omg this needs to come out!!!

[@durkrock_420]

I can’t believe this wasn’t picked up!!! So hilarious! I would have watched this every single week!

[@marioarechiga7662]

CBS Chrissy D is a 100% three dollar bill FF! Good stuff, shouldve been picked up.

[@tonyd350]

Ladda 14

[@oxyquan313]

This would work on TBS

[@Tabiannax84x]

I would so watch this!

[@johnboddy1982]

I love Chrissy D. One of the funniest dudes around now. But this is brutal. Come on, people.

[@kennyalexander7932]

I just keep waiting for Steel Pipes Chrissy to interrupt this with a character piece

[@ginaderenzis5808]

I just found this video. And I cannot believe this show didn't get picked up. I really enjoyed it.

[@suzzanecardelfe777]

Loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bethanysuarez8421]

“Chrissy D gets it in!”

[@HankyDank]

Rough start but good finish! And that girl... a p p p p peeeee sssss!!! I see what you did there Chrissy lol