Chris Distefano VS Texas

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Күн бұрын

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@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Planning my 2025 tour babes so comment your city
@douglaswouglas
@douglaswouglas 2 ай бұрын
Please come to Toronto!!
@JayDubb3BCT
@JayDubb3BCT 2 ай бұрын
San Jose
@88weightsjb
@88weightsjb 2 ай бұрын
Springfield Ma! We got a casino with a stage i think lol we need more comedian accommodations actually lol Theo had to go to the college in Amherst when we saw him. Poor guy lol
@jamiek.1831
@jamiek.1831 2 ай бұрын
Buffalo!
@anthonymartinez8871
@anthonymartinez8871 2 ай бұрын
Fresno lol
@HeadsetProfessional
@HeadsetProfessional 2 ай бұрын
You said you look passed the comments positive or negative but youre a good dude with a great career doing a great thing with a great family dude. Stop worrying so much and just stay on your path. When you get one of those weird negative thoughts, replace it with a good memory, or imagine yourself reaching your goals. Stay positive no matter what. Nothing but good things on the way. Love the comedy Chris!
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you hun
@RosiestThorne
@RosiestThorne 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy great response you sweet angel😂😂😂
@timothyharkin
@timothyharkin 2 ай бұрын
7 try gnu z​@@RosiestThorne
@BowlinForWine
@BowlinForWine 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedyyeah I heard that on a poddy waddy recently and I saw you sad that and it made this cootie with a smoothie sad. I always try to send love your way cuzzie I hope you appreciate them love ones and ignore the hate ones from those FFs!!
@HeadsetProfessional
@HeadsetProfessional 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy Any time babe.
@whatsername123
@whatsername123 2 ай бұрын
Not an accident. Chrissy short shirt is working his way to full crop top
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
100 percent people need to see this button
@iTammy
@iTammy 2 ай бұрын
Sexy 😍 💦
@SarahRNeill
@SarahRNeill 2 ай бұрын
Matteo rubbing off on Chrissy!
@randywagner6961
@randywagner6961 20 күн бұрын
Croptop, to tubetop, to toppin off dudes. Gotta love Chrissy.
@robert89Ak
@robert89Ak 2 ай бұрын
I love when Chrissy’s voice cracks.
@mariadelourdes1471
@mariadelourdes1471 Ай бұрын
I’m Puertorican, just want to say you really get us. We’re maniacal and fun.
@MalachiMunn
@MalachiMunn 2 ай бұрын
I swear you just keep improving, and it shows! Never lose that confidence, you are a gift to this world, Chrissy D.
@BettyFisher-gy4sk
@BettyFisher-gy4sk 2 ай бұрын
Seriously, this content brightened my mood!
@mariolongtin8271
@mariolongtin8271 2 ай бұрын
He's definitely one of the funniest comedians of our modern time 😂
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you
@ksif03
@ksif03 2 ай бұрын
22:28 thank you for teaching the lady texting some manners😂😂 I was lucky enough to see you on a Sunday night in San Antonio in 2019. Keep killing it!
@Hadiplaysmusic
@Hadiplaysmusic 28 күн бұрын
Chris you're awesome! So much fun watching the sets.
@opalhensley7566
@opalhensley7566 2 ай бұрын
This video is amazing! I can't stop watching!
@MrBuketman
@MrBuketman 2 ай бұрын
Why is Hinchcliffe still sporting that costume vest from Fight Club. What a dork. He’ll do anything to think he’s cooler than everyone.
@des.patates.tabarnak
@des.patates.tabarnak 2 ай бұрын
@@MrBuketman you're replying to a bot, lol.
@mmmarlee
@mmmarlee 2 ай бұрын
Love seeing Chris’ journey with standup, kills it with crowd work!
@glosbeauty3465
@glosbeauty3465 2 ай бұрын
More Chrissy. He needs to be everywhereeeee
@LexiLaLuz147
@LexiLaLuz147 6 күн бұрын
"I like it here. I really do." 😂😂😂
@rev506IAm
@rev506IAm 2 ай бұрын
To be honest, I really don’t comment on KZbin at all. But I listen to almost all the comedians podcast. And I’ve heard comedians (Bert ) say before they doesn’t understand why comedians post clips of their standup. I love that you do it Chris! Because there’s many actually most of the country that doesn’t have a comedy club with driving distance to go and watch a stand-up comedian like you. So let us real people know what it’s actually in the room. So thank you very much. Come to Mount Pleasant, Michigan we have the biggest casino in Michigan next to Detroit! SOARING EAGLE CASINO
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you hun
@Robot_on_drugs
@Robot_on_drugs 2 ай бұрын
Ya that’s because Bert sucks and he isn’t a real stand up comedian. I saw him live, it was garbage. He doesn’t care about comedy, he just wants adulation. He’s insecure and arrogant, a horrible combination.
@daniellepatrioticexpat1022
@daniellepatrioticexpat1022 2 ай бұрын
American in The Netherlands totally agrees
@jemoeder9905
@jemoeder9905 2 ай бұрын
@@daniellepatrioticexpat1022 dude we have so much comedy in the netherlands
@eeerriccc
@eeerriccc Ай бұрын
We’re still calling Bert a comedian?
@AnthoniCarmen
@AnthoniCarmen 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy, did you call a tumbleweed a “ball of hay?” HAHAHAHAHA
@GiddyUpGoTrio
@GiddyUpGoTrio 2 ай бұрын
Thank you! That was hilarious and no one laughed!
@keekers19
@keekers19 2 ай бұрын
I was gonna say the same thing! 😂
@babalous7479
@babalous7479 2 ай бұрын
This is great on Sundays!!! Love it
@dofphish
@dofphish 2 ай бұрын
Chris - keep practicing your craft. You're amazing. I'm disabled and can't get out to see live shows. (Nor can I afford to). I get to see KZbin. Thank you. I appreciate it. Spread the word to your fellow comics, please. We need MORE comedy on KZbin. Not all of us can get out. We still love comedy and, frankly, need it to survive. Something about laughter and best medicine. Keep it coming!!!!
@jcashcustoms
@jcashcustoms 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy D, you are a freakin legend dude! Keep killing it man
@ryangoodrich4148
@ryangoodrich4148 2 ай бұрын
Ask your Healthcare Provider if Chris Distefano vs Texas is right for you
@MatrixKT
@MatrixKT 2 ай бұрын
Comedians hugging each other when they get on & off & then immediately talk shit about one another lol
@andreadavis740
@andreadavis740 2 ай бұрын
Loving these clips ❤️❤️❤️ Truly appreciate your middle seat sacrifices! BTW the dancing at the end was 🔥🔥🔥
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 2 ай бұрын
Loving the Sunday uploads
@klaussp8008
@klaussp8008 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy Short Shirt! You killed! love your stuff man.
@the_Brainjuice
@the_Brainjuice Ай бұрын
Image being so charismatic and winning an entire room of people with just riffing. Love ya Chrissy!
@VidaYnoa
@VidaYnoa 2 ай бұрын
Loved it! Want to see you live again!
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Chrisdcomedy.com come to a show or tell me what city i need to go to
@Robot_on_drugs
@Robot_on_drugs 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedycome to Tacoma bro
@manatees9823
@manatees9823 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy I saw you live in Amsterdam! First time in my life! You called me a b*tch because of Mike😅 Want to see you again! Would you come to Amsterdam?
@screamingatthesky1878
@screamingatthesky1878 7 күн бұрын
@@chrisdcomedyCome to Wales next time you’re in the UK we’re a country that never gets any love on UK tours but were the oldest country there
@LBFescape
@LBFescape 7 күн бұрын
It's just chris having a mental breakdown for 30 minutes and I'm loving it
@Thegiftandthecurseee
@Thegiftandthecurseee 2 ай бұрын
😂😂 Chrissy D posts & I watch 🙋‍♀️🫡
@StormingtonNovember
@StormingtonNovember Ай бұрын
This is great! I loved the improv banter with the audience.
@StormingtonNovember
@StormingtonNovember Ай бұрын
Crowd work.. I guess it’s called oopsy shoopsy. IM EATING SPRINKS w/ Pastash ice cream!!!!
@at8052
@at8052 2 ай бұрын
Honestly Tampa Tony “well I’ll just get wet” helps me with my anxiety of flash floods. Thanks Chrissy
@RenoTae
@RenoTae 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy Chaos is my soulmate spirit animal 😂😂😂😂
@lianabevyrage
@lianabevyrage 2 ай бұрын
“Sex Pest” has been underutilized. This is great stuff!
@brooksy3069
@brooksy3069 2 ай бұрын
the shirt jokes at the start with the natural voice cracks, guy's a genius
@michaelfabian2401
@michaelfabian2401 2 ай бұрын
Most excited for the upcoming Joke WRLD interview/Pod. That dude is all in on covering Comedy and I couldn't be more present for it. Fuck yeah
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
He’s the man
@KamPatterson69
@KamPatterson69 2 ай бұрын
@@per48 jokewrld is redbar for NPC’s
@HeadsetProfessional
@HeadsetProfessional 2 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@Chapaveli5959
@Chapaveli5959 2 ай бұрын
23:02 You know what those crocs tell me, you're voting for Commala.. 😂😂
@R.J.L.
@R.J.L. 2 ай бұрын
This was great to watch. Thanks for sharing! Chris you are a talented guy 🤗
@darcibennett9061
@darcibennett9061 2 ай бұрын
Man that second clip...that club was ridiculously dark and so bright on his face. Poor guy was squinting. Great video. You are hilarious and hoping to see you live in 2025. 😂😊
@zen_nabu
@zen_nabu 2 ай бұрын
Great sets, loved all of it. Keep it up!
@RageRomantic
@RageRomantic 2 ай бұрын
4:22 ”put your book bag on my ball bag” is how I wish Chris had phrased that bit 😂
@therealaaron8767
@therealaaron8767 2 ай бұрын
Rough set
@MULAMIGZ
@MULAMIGZ 2 ай бұрын
Finally appreciate your new comedy 😂😂😂
@adilsonkleiman
@adilsonkleiman 2 ай бұрын
North Texas again! Your Fort Worth show was awesome!!! 😎
@commentsectionspam2026
@commentsectionspam2026 2 ай бұрын
omg no way
@commentsectionspam2026
@commentsectionspam2026 2 ай бұрын
i sat behind you and you did NOT shut up
@Robot_on_drugs
@Robot_on_drugs 2 ай бұрын
@@commentsectionspam2026really? That’s hilarious if true, people like that are the worst.
@Crowned_king95
@Crowned_king95 2 ай бұрын
​@@commentsectionspam2026lmfaooo the worst kind of ppl to sit near 😅😂
@GiddyUpGoTrio
@GiddyUpGoTrio 2 ай бұрын
@@commentsectionspam2026this call out is cracking me up!
@thomashyeriii9626
@thomashyeriii9626 2 ай бұрын
Amarillo or Lubbuck would be awesome! Thanks for the many laughs Chrissy, love to you and Jaz and the kids
@justinfargas2367
@justinfargas2367 2 ай бұрын
Hope to see you one day in Melbourne Australia. Awesome vid, thanks 4 sharing.
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
I hope so too!
@justinfargas2367
@justinfargas2367 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy thanks CrissyD.Chaos.
@whiskeyportal
@whiskeyportal 2 ай бұрын
Always hilarious Chrissy! Can’t wait for HH reboot!
@Gcm42011
@Gcm42011 2 ай бұрын
Love from south jersey
@chazburnley6734
@chazburnley6734 2 ай бұрын
This is great love it!! You were the first comic I saw live in Nashville with Sal. Your growth is amazing!
@steves9964
@steves9964 2 ай бұрын
Insane talent this guy has. Juiced up the audience on a seemingly innocuous topic like a dark room.
@dot_t
@dot_t 2 ай бұрын
Love you Chrissy! Very funny ❤️✨
@31frric
@31frric 2 ай бұрын
Tampa Tony is a true american
@suvariboy
@suvariboy 2 ай бұрын
I love the way you started with the too short t-shirt bit. 😂
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy crop tops
@JayHoFive
@JayHoFive 2 ай бұрын
Vancouver. Let’s make it happen Chris.
@Hell.Spawn.666
@Hell.Spawn.666 2 ай бұрын
Your format is on point playboy!
@Recoveringdadpodcast
@Recoveringdadpodcast 2 ай бұрын
Loved the dancing at the end. Why didn’t you do dancing with the stars???
@jessicasudeth
@jessicasudeth 2 ай бұрын
i was laughing out loud! ❤ you’re very very funny. i always enjoy it!
@markovidovic5913
@markovidovic5913 2 ай бұрын
Chris really asked what color background they were gonna use so he can match it 😂
@CringeMagnet
@CringeMagnet 2 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥 I was just watching clips of Theo & Chris D roasting each other & forgot how funny Chrissy D is 👍🤙🤛
@f52692
@f52692 2 ай бұрын
As soon as you came out i thought “his shirts kinda small” 😂
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
😂
@ghost3918
@ghost3918 2 ай бұрын
Just saw you this weekend Chrissy! You were fantastic. Another fantastic drop of material.
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you
@innervisions1828
@innervisions1828 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy, come to Seattle. I will sit in the front and I won't text!
@simonkarbo4811
@simonkarbo4811 2 ай бұрын
This was too good. 😂 Looking for tickets now
@Jonathan-w2p6v
@Jonathan-w2p6v 2 ай бұрын
It always amazes me how completely oblivious some of the people in the crowd can be. You know what's funny, (as I laugh about it) it reminds me of my mother. She's oblivious about pretty much everything. So much so she can be completely rude and not even realize it, even after she's called out on it. Lol. It's like, how the heck do you even get like that? I've never heard her apologize for anything my entire life. Reminds me of this lady at this show, just completely oblivious lol.
@thejoywriterstudio
@thejoywriterstudio 2 ай бұрын
Christy always cracks me up, especially after living in TX for 2 years. All those TX references were spot on. Kids are even driving at 4 and 5 years old. He nailed it! I never made it to the stockyard either.:)
@ZachHORTON-jv2vc
@ZachHORTON-jv2vc 2 ай бұрын
Tampa
@SB-ry3ng
@SB-ry3ng 2 ай бұрын
The Zumba moves are the best! 🕺🏼You are so funny! Keep killing it.
@VFRSTREETFIGHTER
@VFRSTREETFIGHTER 2 ай бұрын
Bootleg Morgan Wallen, so funny!
@courtney2590
@courtney2590 2 ай бұрын
I can not wait for the Jeff acuri Chrissy chaos episode !!
@cameroncady135
@cameroncady135 2 ай бұрын
Pensacola fl also tulsa ok
@camshaft5934
@camshaft5934 2 ай бұрын
Love it chris, even though youre a NY boy, everytime i listen to your comedy you remind me of my family in boston. Specifically my uncles, the cadence, accent, tone, everything. love it man, keep it up!!!!
@FatdogBlues
@FatdogBlues 2 ай бұрын
Come play the Taft in Cincinnati
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
I’d love to
@AshleyWhiteChannel
@AshleyWhiteChannel 2 ай бұрын
I second this!
@mattwheatley593
@mattwheatley593 2 ай бұрын
How bout the Taft in Taft,ca​@@chrisdcomedy
@FatdogBlues
@FatdogBlues 2 ай бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy Ausgezeichnet, Herr Distefano
@kelbystewart4325
@kelbystewart4325 2 ай бұрын
The way I almost SPAT my coffee out when you went "Little jokey" after your body movement has me dead.
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@MFJoneser
@MFJoneser 2 ай бұрын
Opened and saw Hinchcliff and almost instantly exited
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
lol wow
@watchucookinjawni
@watchucookinjawni 2 ай бұрын
a man of culture i see
@mopingapples
@mopingapples 2 ай бұрын
You suck and have a dead soul no sense of humor these days
@ryangoodrich4148
@ryangoodrich4148 2 ай бұрын
same tbh
@kicksalot7214
@kicksalot7214 2 ай бұрын
why?
@gabrieldavidcomedy8139
@gabrieldavidcomedy8139 2 ай бұрын
Tony finally doing what he does best, introducing world class comedians
@9tailskyle
@9tailskyle 2 ай бұрын
I hate Tony
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 ай бұрын
That’s fighting words
@salokcin69
@salokcin69 2 ай бұрын
Have you tried crying about it?
@Alwhee
@Alwhee 2 ай бұрын
Oh no you’ve ruined my day by saying this ooohhh
@salokcin69
@salokcin69 2 ай бұрын
@@Alwhee 🤣
@iTammy
@iTammy 2 ай бұрын
Nobody cares!
@robf435
@robf435 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣Youre the best you make it look effortless ! New fan....continued success!!
@MelanieL24
@MelanieL24 2 ай бұрын
The Zumba slay was everything😂💁🏻‍♀️
@slixkkdemon17
@slixkkdemon17 2 ай бұрын
chris is one of the best comics alive 🔥
@ripmastermatt
@ripmastermatt 2 ай бұрын
I really enjoy the multi day longer clips! Probably because I'm old! But I would buy tickets to see you in Missoula. Keep up the good work!
@MathewMacielMusic
@MathewMacielMusic 2 ай бұрын
Chrissy Short Shirt still killed it. Good job bud!
@worldwarchamp1959
@worldwarchamp1959 2 ай бұрын
Your dad is my spirit animal.
@DC-mt2ds
@DC-mt2ds 2 ай бұрын
You're a silly goose Chrissy 😊 just how I like my geese
@palepally
@palepally 2 ай бұрын
love these thanks chrissy
@---GOD---
@---GOD--- 2 ай бұрын
Dude the song at the end has me hyped upppp lol
@JokeWRLD
@JokeWRLD 2 ай бұрын
26:45 let’s goooooo
@jenn_fromtheblock
@jenn_fromtheblock 2 ай бұрын
hate that i missed your show! hope you swing by again soon, going to one of your shows is a must for me
@neverstopexploreon
@neverstopexploreon 2 ай бұрын
There you are Chris! Solid!
@FitPhilosopher
@FitPhilosopher 2 ай бұрын
Before you spoke I said to myself, "Where'd you get your half shirt??" Then you proceed to rip it to shreds 😂
@brickpowell2771
@brickpowell2771 2 ай бұрын
“Chrissy Tejas” comin atcha. 😂😂
@em0_tion
@em0_tion 2 ай бұрын
Get your arepas ready. 😂
@yajairajackson2422
@yajairajackson2422 2 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂🙌🏽 hope you come to LA
@pauljoseph8338
@pauljoseph8338 2 ай бұрын
Ha! Toni wearing his “Fight Club” vest!!!
@GiddyUpGoTrio
@GiddyUpGoTrio 2 ай бұрын
Tony with an ‘i’ is diabolical
@MATLOCKE269
@MATLOCKE269 2 ай бұрын
Bring on 1M subs! Super funny!
@furrymonkeything
@furrymonkeything 2 ай бұрын
Our Chrissy is getting more comfortable with the crowd work 😅taking on ' them Texans 😂 . Hope he's not requiring too much 'edibles to do so. Great show, most of the material inspired and off the cuff.
@joshuamullaney195
@joshuamullaney195 Күн бұрын
Thomas Jefferson wasn't afraid of dinosaurs, dinosaurs hadn't been invented yet 😏
@aleedersart
@aleedersart 2 ай бұрын
awesome handful of fuked up thoughts wrapped in comedic free flow. 🔥
@eaglefell2822
@eaglefell2822 2 ай бұрын
excellent! freakin funny - van isle ♥️’s you! you are so relatable - just saw you co host bad friends with Bobby! what can’t you do?!
@stocktonhippie6573
@stocktonhippie6573 2 ай бұрын
I knew a Milton with asthma 😂🤣
@isakdizdarevic
@isakdizdarevic 2 ай бұрын
Your father is a goldmine 🌟
@NoLimits-15
@NoLimits-15 2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the Jeff Arcuri pod!
@EddieLiftsFX
@EddieLiftsFX 2 ай бұрын
Lit up a joint and had a great time brother thank you
@Kells-Cardinal
@Kells-Cardinal 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ... Come to edmonton alberta !!!!
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