Chris Distefano VS Texas

[@chrisdcomedy]

Planning my 2025 tour babes so comment your city

[@douglaswouglas]

Please come to Toronto!!

[@JayDubb3BCT]

San Jose

[@88weightsjb]

Springfield Ma! We got a casino with a stage i think lol we need more comedian accommodations actually lol Theo had to go to the college in Amherst when we saw him. Poor guy lol

[@jamiek.1831]

Buffalo!

[@anthonymartinez8871]

Fresno lol

[@HeadsetProfessional]

You said you look passed the comments positive or negative but youre a good dude with a great career doing a great thing with a great family dude. Stop worrying so much and just stay on your path. When you get one of those weird negative thoughts, replace it with a good memory, or imagine yourself reaching your goals. Stay positive no matter what. Nothing but good things on the way. Love the comedy Chris!

[@chrisdcomedy]

Thank you hun

[@RosiestThorne]

@@chrisdcomedy great response you sweet angel😂😂😂

[@timothyharkin]

7 try gnu z​@@RosiestThorne

[@BowlinForWine]

@@chrisdcomedyyeah I heard that on a poddy waddy recently and I saw you sad that and it made this cootie with a smoothie sad. I always try to send love your way cuzzie I hope you appreciate them love ones and ignore the hate ones from those FFs!!

[@HeadsetProfessional]

@@chrisdcomedy Any time babe.

[@whatsername123]

Not an accident. Chrissy short shirt is working his way to full crop top

[@chrisdcomedy]

100 percent people need to see this button

[@iTammy]

Sexy 😍 💦

[@SarahRNeill]

Matteo rubbing off on Chrissy!

[@randywagner6961]

Croptop, to tubetop, to toppin off dudes. Gotta love Chrissy.

[@robert89Ak]

I love when Chrissy’s voice cracks.

[@mariadelourdes1471]

I’m Puertorican, just want to say you really get us. We’re maniacal and fun.

[@MalachiMunn]

I swear you just keep improving, and it shows! Never lose that confidence, you are a gift to this world, Chrissy D.

[@BettyFisher-gy4sk]

Seriously, this content brightened my mood!

[@mariolongtin8271]

He's definitely one of the funniest comedians of our modern time 😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

Thank you

[@ksif03]

22:28 thank you for teaching the lady texting some manners😂😂 I was lucky enough to see you on a Sunday night in San Antonio in 2019. Keep killing it!

[@Hadiplaysmusic]

Chris you're awesome! So much fun watching the sets.

[@opalhensley7566]

This video is amazing! I can't stop watching!

[@MrBuketman]

Why is Hinchcliffe still sporting that costume vest from Fight Club. What a dork. He’ll do anything to think he’s cooler than everyone.

[@des.patates.tabarnak]

@@MrBuketman you're replying to a bot, lol.

[@mmmarlee]

Love seeing Chris’ journey with standup, kills it with crowd work!

[@glosbeauty3465]

More Chrissy. He needs to be everywhereeeee

[@LexiLaLuz147]

"I like it here. I really do." 😂😂😂

[@rev506IAm]

To be honest, I really don’t comment on KZbin at all. But I listen to almost all the comedians podcast. And I’ve heard comedians (Bert ) say before they doesn’t understand why comedians post clips of their standup. I love that you do it Chris! Because there’s many actually most of the country that doesn’t have a comedy club with driving distance to go and watch a stand-up comedian like you. So let us real people know what it’s actually in the room. So thank you very much. Come to Mount Pleasant, Michigan we have the biggest casino in Michigan next to Detroit! SOARING EAGLE CASINO

[@chrisdcomedy]

Thank you hun

[@Robot_on_drugs]

Ya that’s because Bert sucks and he isn’t a real stand up comedian. I saw him live, it was garbage. He doesn’t care about comedy, he just wants adulation. He’s insecure and arrogant, a horrible combination.

[@daniellepatrioticexpat1022]

American in The Netherlands totally agrees

[@jemoeder9905]

@@daniellepatrioticexpat1022 dude we have so much comedy in the netherlands

[@eeerriccc]

We’re still calling Bert a comedian?

[@AnthoniCarmen]

Chrissy, did you call a tumbleweed a “ball of hay?” HAHAHAHAHA

[@GiddyUpGoTrio]

Thank you! That was hilarious and no one laughed!

[@keekers19]

I was gonna say the same thing! 😂

[@babalous7479]

This is great on Sundays!!! Love it

[@dofphish]

Chris - keep practicing your craft. You're amazing. I'm disabled and can't get out to see live shows. (Nor can I afford to). I get to see KZbin. Thank you. I appreciate it. Spread the word to your fellow comics, please. We need MORE comedy on KZbin. Not all of us can get out. We still love comedy and, frankly, need it to survive. Something about laughter and best medicine. Keep it coming!!!!

[@jcashcustoms]

Chrissy D, you are a freakin legend dude! Keep killing it man

[@ryangoodrich4148]

Ask your Healthcare Provider if Chris Distefano vs Texas is right for you

[@MatrixKT]

Comedians hugging each other when they get on & off & then immediately talk shit about one another lol

[@andreadavis740]

Loving these clips ❤️❤️❤️ Truly appreciate your middle seat sacrifices! BTW the dancing at the end was 🔥🔥🔥

[@jakesmall3454]

Loving the Sunday uploads

[@klaussp8008]

Chrissy Short Shirt! You killed! love your stuff man.

[@the_Brainjuice]

Image being so charismatic and winning an entire room of people with just riffing. Love ya Chrissy!

[@VidaYnoa]

Loved it! Want to see you live again!

[@chrisdcomedy]

Chrisdcomedy.com come to a show or tell me what city i need to go to

[@Robot_on_drugs]

@@chrisdcomedycome to Tacoma bro

[@manatees9823]

@@chrisdcomedy I saw you live in Amsterdam! First time in my life! You called me a b*tch because of Mike😅 Want to see you again! Would you come to Amsterdam?

[@screamingatthesky1878]

@@chrisdcomedyCome to Wales next time you’re in the UK we’re a country that never gets any love on UK tours but were the oldest country there

[@LBFescape]

It's just chris having a mental breakdown for 30 minutes and I'm loving it

[@Thegiftandthecurseee]

😂😂 Chrissy D posts & I watch 🙋‍♀️🫡

[@StormingtonNovember]

This is great! I loved the improv banter with the audience.

[@StormingtonNovember]

Crowd work.. I guess it’s called oopsy shoopsy. IM EATING SPRINKS w/ Pastash ice cream!!!!

[@at8052]

Honestly Tampa Tony “well I’ll just get wet” helps me with my anxiety of flash floods. Thanks Chrissy

[@RenoTae]

Chrissy Chaos is my soulmate spirit animal 😂😂😂😂

[@lianabevyrage]

“Sex Pest” has been underutilized. This is great stuff!

[@brooksy3069]

the shirt jokes at the start with the natural voice cracks, guy's a genius

[@michaelfabian2401]

Most excited for the upcoming Joke WRLD interview/Pod. That dude is all in on covering Comedy and I couldn't be more present for it. Fuck yeah

[@chrisdcomedy]

He’s the man

[@KamPatterson69]

@@per48 jokewrld is redbar for NPC’s

[@HeadsetProfessional]

Thanks!

[@Chapaveli5959]

23:02 You know what those crocs tell me, you're voting for Commala.. 😂😂

[@R.J.L.]

This was great to watch. Thanks for sharing! Chris you are a talented guy 🤗

[@darcibennett9061]

Man that second clip...that club was ridiculously dark and so bright on his face. Poor guy was squinting. Great video. You are hilarious and hoping to see you live in 2025. 😂😊

[@zen_nabu]

Great sets, loved all of it. Keep it up!

[@RageRomantic]

4:22 ”put your book bag on my ball bag” is how I wish Chris had phrased that bit 😂

[@therealaaron8767]

Rough set

[@MULAMIGZ]

Finally appreciate your new comedy 😂😂😂

[@adilsonkleiman]

North Texas again! Your Fort Worth show was awesome!!! 😎

[@commentsectionspam2026]

omg no way

[@commentsectionspam2026]

i sat behind you and you did NOT shut up

[@Robot_on_drugs]

@@commentsectionspam2026really? That’s hilarious if true, people like that are the worst.

[@Crowned_king95]

​@@commentsectionspam2026lmfaooo the worst kind of ppl to sit near 😅😂

[@GiddyUpGoTrio]

@@commentsectionspam2026this call out is cracking me up!

[@thomashyeriii9626]

Amarillo or Lubbuck would be awesome! Thanks for the many laughs Chrissy, love to you and Jaz and the kids

[@justinfargas2367]

Hope to see you one day in Melbourne Australia. Awesome vid, thanks 4 sharing.

[@chrisdcomedy]

I hope so too!

[@justinfargas2367]

@@chrisdcomedy thanks CrissyD.Chaos.

[@whiskeyportal]

Always hilarious Chrissy! Can’t wait for HH reboot!

[@Gcm42011]

Love from south jersey

[@chazburnley6734]

This is great love it!! You were the first comic I saw live in Nashville with Sal. Your growth is amazing!

[@steves9964]

Insane talent this guy has. Juiced up the audience on a seemingly innocuous topic like a dark room.

[@dot_t]

Love you Chrissy! Very funny ❤️✨

[@31frric]

Tampa Tony is a true american

[@suvariboy]

I love the way you started with the too short t-shirt bit. 😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

Chrissy crop tops

[@JayHoFive]

Vancouver. Let’s make it happen Chris.

[@Hell.Spawn.666]

Your format is on point playboy!

[@Recoveringdadpodcast]

Loved the dancing at the end. Why didn’t you do dancing with the stars???

[@jessicasudeth]

i was laughing out loud! ❤ you’re very very funny. i always enjoy it!

[@markovidovic5913]

Chris really asked what color background they were gonna use so he can match it 😂

[@CringeMagnet]

🔥🔥🔥 I was just watching clips of Theo & Chris D roasting each other & forgot how funny Chrissy D is 👍🤙🤛

[@f52692]

As soon as you came out i thought “his shirts kinda small” 😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

😂

[@ghost3918]

Just saw you this weekend Chrissy! You were fantastic. Another fantastic drop of material.

[@chrisdcomedy]

Thank you

[@innervisions1828]

Chrissy, come to Seattle. I will sit in the front and I won't text!

[@simonkarbo4811]

This was too good. 😂 Looking for tickets now

[@Jonathan-w2p6v]

It always amazes me how completely oblivious some of the people in the crowd can be. You know what's funny, (as I laugh about it) it reminds me of my mother. She's oblivious about pretty much everything. So much so she can be completely rude and not even realize it, even after she's called out on it. Lol. It's like, how the heck do you even get like that? I've never heard her apologize for anything my entire life. Reminds me of this lady at this show, just completely oblivious lol.

[@thejoywriterstudio]

Christy always cracks me up, especially after living in TX for 2 years. All those TX references were spot on. Kids are even driving at 4 and 5 years old. He nailed it! I never made it to the stockyard either.:)

[@ZachHORTON-jv2vc]

Tampa

[@SB-ry3ng]

The Zumba moves are the best! 🕺🏼You are so funny! Keep killing it.

[@VFRSTREETFIGHTER]

Bootleg Morgan Wallen, so funny!

[@courtney2590]

I can not wait for the Jeff acuri Chrissy chaos episode !!

[@cameroncady135]

Pensacola fl also tulsa ok

[@camshaft5934]

Love it chris, even though youre a NY boy, everytime i listen to your comedy you remind me of my family in boston. Specifically my uncles, the cadence, accent, tone, everything. love it man, keep it up!!!!

[@FatdogBlues]

Come play the Taft in Cincinnati

[@chrisdcomedy]

I’d love to

[@AshleyWhiteChannel]

I second this!

[@mattwheatley593]

How bout the Taft in Taft,ca​@@chrisdcomedy

[@FatdogBlues]

@@chrisdcomedy Ausgezeichnet, Herr Distefano

[@kelbystewart4325]

The way I almost SPAT my coffee out when you went "Little jokey" after your body movement has me dead.

[@chrisdcomedy]

Lol

[@MFJoneser]

Opened and saw Hinchcliff and almost instantly exited

[@chrisdcomedy]

lol wow

[@watchucookinjawni]

a man of culture i see

[@mopingapples]

You suck and have a dead soul no sense of humor these days

[@ryangoodrich4148]

same tbh

[@kicksalot7214]

why?

[@gabrieldavidcomedy8139]

Tony finally doing what he does best, introducing world class comedians

[@9tailskyle]

I hate Tony

[@chrisdcomedy]

That’s fighting words

[@salokcin69]

Have you tried crying about it?

[@Alwhee]

Oh no you’ve ruined my day by saying this ooohhh

[@salokcin69]

@@Alwhee 🤣

[@iTammy]

Nobody cares!

[@robf435]

🤣🤣Youre the best you make it look effortless ! New fan....continued success!!

[@MelanieL24]

The Zumba slay was everything😂💁🏻‍♀️

[@slixkkdemon17]

chris is one of the best comics alive 🔥

[@ripmastermatt]

I really enjoy the multi day longer clips! Probably because I'm old! But I would buy tickets to see you in Missoula. Keep up the good work!

[@MathewMacielMusic]

Chrissy Short Shirt still killed it. Good job bud!

[@worldwarchamp1959]

Your dad is my spirit animal.

[@DC-mt2ds]

You're a silly goose Chrissy 😊 just how I like my geese

[@palepally]

love these thanks chrissy

[@---GOD---]

Dude the song at the end has me hyped upppp lol

[@JokeWRLD]

26:45 let’s goooooo

[@jenn_fromtheblock]

hate that i missed your show! hope you swing by again soon, going to one of your shows is a must for me

[@neverstopexploreon]

There you are Chris! Solid!

[@FitPhilosopher]

Before you spoke I said to myself, "Where'd you get your half shirt??" Then you proceed to rip it to shreds 😂

[@brickpowell2771]

“Chrissy Tejas” comin atcha. 😂😂

[@em0_tion]

Get your arepas ready. 😂

[@yajairajackson2422]

Hilarious 😂🙌🏽 hope you come to LA

[@pauljoseph8338]

Ha! Toni wearing his “Fight Club” vest!!!

[@GiddyUpGoTrio]

Tony with an ‘i’ is diabolical

[@MATLOCKE269]

Bring on 1M subs! Super funny!

[@furrymonkeything]

Our Chrissy is getting more comfortable with the crowd work 😅taking on ' them Texans 😂 . Hope he's not requiring too much 'edibles to do so. Great show, most of the material inspired and off the cuff.

[@joshuamullaney195]

Thomas Jefferson wasn't afraid of dinosaurs, dinosaurs hadn't been invented yet 😏

[@aleedersart]

awesome handful of fuked up thoughts wrapped in comedic free flow. 🔥

[@eaglefell2822]

excellent! freakin funny - van isle ♥️’s you! you are so relatable - just saw you co host bad friends with Bobby! what can’t you do?!

[@stocktonhippie6573]

I knew a Milton with asthma 😂🤣

[@isakdizdarevic]

Your father is a goldmine 🌟

[@NoLimits-15]

Can’t wait for the Jeff Arcuri pod!

[@EddieLiftsFX]

Lit up a joint and had a great time brother thank you

[@Kells-Cardinal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ... Come to edmonton alberta !!!!