Chris has a Big Eye

[@darylnekabartley1654]

Are we just gonna ignore how swiftly peter paid the bill before resuming the fight?

[@Ali-nt9hw]

Couldn’t…Couldnt Chris technically tell the other kids he’s the heir to the Pudershmits

[@SwagMaster824]

He could’ve but I doubt he would really claim that fortune for himself as an actual sensitive and decent human being.

[@jayvonwebb4864]

Well since chris is an idiot I doubt he'd think of that

[@iTsBlue2]

"Pewterschmidt"

[@jcrowley1985]

And is he really? Are him and carter really that close ?

[@sleepless9994]

@@jcrowley1985 who is carter going to give the business to. Peter?

[@LeMuDX]

I like how he laughs at a room for being 15x20 ft when in reality that’s enormous

[@hrishik_]

That's the joke

[@hrishik_]

Actually the joke is that Chris attempts to make that joke and nobody finds in funny except him

[@sirmois666]

@@AstroSamDev how tf is 15x20 small?

[@LeMuDX]

@@sirmois666 no clue, having a 300 sq ft room is massive

[@lotlum4343]

@@AstroSamDev most American homes have a living room smaller than 15x20

[@kabir1365]

The "Morning Wood Academy"😂

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

That bit with the horse was awesome.

[@BeastlierCat214]

“Butt Scratcher?” “No Peter” “Butt Scratcher.” “Peter no” “Butt Scratcher!” “No!”

[@enduthochhech6871]

Butt scratcher. :(

[@char_rb7367]

@@enduthochhech6871 ill take one

[@AlanTClark]

Ya we just saw that, but thanks for the update

[@86maximaa]

"Tiny everything" 🤣

[@zenify881]

I really like that full metal jacket reference. RIP Ermey

[@rassest]

Ernie never dies

[@angrymario8259]

Bert does

[@SubsForNoReasonChallenge-oq5qv]

The horse part LMAO 6:05

[@JustCallMeAdan]

1 year and not even 1 sub 💀

[@manjunathnr4624]

@@JustCallMeAdan I'm a Dom not sub😂

[@SylentEcho]

8:25 best part

[@justsomeonehere884]

Yes

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

60 dollars for annoying fat people? Where do I sign?

[@somerandomguyontheinternet1942]

I don't know why but the horse scene was kinda satisfying 😂

[@shellyposton7581]

The worst part about these videos is when it has to end:(

[@joedirte716]

Democrats ruin everything they touch

[@ghostsarentspooky]

@@joedirte716 tf does it have to do with Democrats

[@joedirte716]

@@ghostsarentspooky seth MacFarlane is a full blown democrat.... therefor he is an unamerican idiot

[@shadysam7161]

@@joedirte716 Its pretty idiotic to assosiate Politics with fucking EVERYTHING.

[@joedirte716]

@@shadysam7161 pretty idiotic to be a Democrat too!

[@Soncub]

0:40 chicken (forgot his name) has normal eyes 0:42 instantly gets black eye before fighting

[@vhc7937]

Andrew Mokhtary lol

[@ryanthln]

Earnie

[@Moony_toons]

*ding!*

[@masonallison8657]

I would have never noticed 💀💀💀

[@sillyanimegirl7843]

I didn't even notice

[@liljayy5678]

“but scratcher!” “but scratcher”😂🤣

[@TM-wm7om]

Butt*

[@FilthyRedds]

Damn, Stay In School Kids.

[@kakashihatake1660]

But scratcher but scratcher 😂

[@poppytan5747]

@@kakashihatake1660 yeah.. that's what he said... also it's butt*

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@FilthyRedds *stay

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

i love the fact that the second the chicken jumps on peter they're both instantly covered in cuts and bruises

[@beda204]

5:03 still gets me till today 😂😂😂

[@Connor_Scandone]

This dude is literally half man half creaky door🤣

[@cthulhu9136]

The chicken is the best recurring character, change my mind

[@SammyFash]

Morning wood. Wow 😂😂😂

[@lizardboy8645]

This war between the chicken and Peter will never end

[@EllawithanH]

6:13 had me dead

[@mrrsaucy]

I JUST GOT THE REFERENCE TO FULL METAL JACKET LMAOOOO IVE SEEN THIS EPISODE A HUNDRED TIME 😂😂😂😂

[@crazyrabbit9035]

Same

[@tommyshelby9418]

@@crazyrabbit9035 what’s full metal jacket? I know it’s a type of bullet

[@crazyrabbit9035]

@@tommyshelby9418 it's a movie about the war in Vietnam and the scene where Chris is beaten with money Is a reference

[@productions271]

I never knew Herbert had that much power over Carter

[@AB034TX]

The slow end of that guy's laughter 😆😆😆😆😝 5:10

[@RedBullJumping]

The Grudge😂

[@anyonegotasnickersbar]

The first clip is basically every Asian uncle

[@pablocoello7930]

9:28 lmfao!! He told him to get his ass in the closet 😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀☠☠☠

[@Tommysays]

Herbert: "I am so tired of you" 🤣

[@ThePoisonedReaper]

0:40 Big Chicken has a black eye before the fight started. Cool animation error LOL.

[@user-lo8fr2ei7r]

The grandpa, kris, fancy rich people school, this gives me gilmore girls vibes

[@kingeling]

Chris appeared more intelligent back then

[@spookz_nyeyt2585]

May God bless you guys and your families with his hands and heal if you if your going through pain or anything I pray that for you guys!

[@grisheexi7219]

god bless ❤️❤️❤️

[@spookz_nyeyt2585]

@@grisheexi7219 thank you

[@tonyfisher479]

Thanks

[@rebelyell2741]

Plot hole. Cris’s access to the 9/11 victims fund would have paid his tuition.

[@AlanTClark]

I find it amazing that PeuterSchmidt won't pay for Chris's tuition

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

Tbf Carter is pretty cheapskate for one of the most powerful people in Rhode Island. However it's kinda funny considering Chris is literally the heir of Pewterschmitt fortune in later episodes

[@gocanuckurself1]

They were getting along so great until the bill showed up 😂

[@BrattBabby03]

Lollll when i was a toddler I would be like “ CAN WE WATCH BRIAN” lol

[@googleuser.google]

Tiny phone, tiny everything lolll

[@monke6776]

“Chris has a big Eye.”

[@rafaelaguilera7117]

I once played a game about peter fighting this chicken it was on a old phone i think

[@edsongutierrez8379]

1:49 that is so funny for all of us right there

[@hannahmargaret7281]

Wtf does that mean

[@obaid.h]

6:34 Tiny everything 😂😂

[@announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966]

Man the chicken and peter are always fighting

[@Nickmaster8811]

2 of the most funny jokes came from 1 episode Butt Scratcher and fat guy tuba

[@mosesmaina5801]

Morning wood academy 🤦‍♂️.

[@Calu114]

Morning wood academy 😳

[@ibrahimismail577]

The irony is that in real life the voice actors of Meg n Lois , every guy will go for Meg if they had to choose 😀

[@abdenacerfodil2546]

@TrundleTheGreat maybe you forgot to google them before posting comment . Meg's voice actress is really hot

[@kushdevsinhvaghela566]

@@abdenacerfodil2546, you really know nothing about films.

[@CraftySumo96819]

Family guy editor: this episode isn't quite long enough Seth mcfarlene: you know what to do Editor: sigh, giant chicken fight? Seth: 👉 giant chicken fight!

[@bennytherollinstoner1932]

These people that put these videos up work hard to figure out the title😂😂

[@veebarendregt4460]

Morning wood academy 😂😂

[@reyachrai5810]

That master Herbert bit tho 😂😂😂

[@jonathanfalkowsky672]

Peter eating with giant chickens and fights the male one and becomes injured Also Peter: limps home as if nothing happened and continues conversation

[@DCBiscuit]

Lazy Animation 101: 0:42 No punches have been thrown. No kicks or anything, and they are both bruised and scratched up. The chicken has his knee ripped open.

[@ambatukam2598]

Now they are gonna end up paying each other’s hospital bills lmao

[@delanyjrd]

6:10-6:20 Are you ready to race

[@paulc2332]

Morning wood academy 😂

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

“Let go, of the check”! Lol

[@RomarioDevBarman]

Morning wood academy 👌🤣

[@cryovizard9461]

“I’m sweating more than a non-legacy applying to Yale.” And I felt that.

[@Birdman721000]

Morning wood academy really went over my head when I first watched this 😂😂

[@dbldee2331]

Nice full metal jacket reference

[@kraedux6035]

I know i noticed that too lol

[@kaedenthepigeon2186]

Morningwood academy 🤣

[@mpbiggame1010]

Every time Vergil Mastercard speaks in the video. Thank me later. 2:42 3:49 4:54

[@bernainmolina7481]

4:10

[@isozopiano]

morning wood academy???? Dafuq they be teachin at that school

[@hayots_lernashkharh]

perfect representation of Armenian families paying for the food

[@B1LLBILL]

Chris goes to expensive school* Brian: This school could get you into any job you want Stewie: boy I should perhaps study here and become something great one day Me: Stewie ur a baby that created a time machine and have heaps of guns in ur closet I'm pretty sure you'll be fine

[@vincef7487]

2:37 “…uhnd she STEPPED uhn the buhll.” hashtag TradingPlaces🤣

[@NA-nb7is]

“Following around people with a tuba” that’s a fuckin sousaphone

[@harjyotsingh1161]

At 5.3 😂😂🤣🤣

[@J-Shark13]

Bro built like uncle ruckus

[@decgar07]

Stewie with the tuba is probably my favourite Family Guy joke ever

[@JheanellaMaeRDavid]

That reminds me the vines

[@aspd00]

Morning Wood Academy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quartfeira]

More serious than you think.

[@15_j18]

Twas the day before my birthday this was posted. Maybe this was an early birthday present?

[@Matdickiegames]

0:42 sometimes good things could turn into bad things.

[@MagicMirror875]

5:03 bro really said 🛵

[@NienNienNien]

Ngl the chicken looking mighty tasty

[@iceezra9578]

Morning Wood Academy huh If I'd known such academy exists......

[@noahh.7642]

0:42 A black eye before the first punch is thrown is CRAZY! His body literally injured itself in preparation for the fight

[@Gravecoyote]

Why didn't Carter just pay Chris's tuition?

[@user-jy7db6be5g]

To make Peter sale butt scratcher lol

[@deathandbananas2152]

2:19

[@SolventBirb]

They made a Daniel tiger neighborhood reference??? Omg like nobody knows that show! I’m so nostalgic for it! 2:19

[@LzyAgent-bp4tm]

That fucking chicken never dies

[@Jackloler]

Before the fight started the bird had a black eye

[@annabelledoulton2421]

Even if I came from a rich family. I'd never do a thing like that.

[@calebcarmichael2257]

Jokes on Carter. I’ll bet Peter would have done that remake for nothing.

[@gamerboi7687]

the train lol

[@mitchellhqson6394]

Lois dad (idk how to spell last name) should of just payed the 30k thing

[@LavaFox973]

2:46 4:01 5:01 6:17 8:26 best moments

[@grismor1884]

İf peter and lois taught him how to stand up for himself instead of solving chris's problems it would have been way more economic and effortless.

[@jackwestman1710]

Spread the gospel turn to God,Amen

[@lokmanhakim7413]

Ryan Seacrest

[@Thestraycat6]

tan ten ten ten tanana

[@dillonkinder9296]

Chris: one time I pick my nose and I swear I can feel the back of my eye. Well I don’t hear you swearing when you’re doing it

[@tdflky9944]

They could have both just split the check.

[@marcelmontana_]

the girl chicken is also a rooster

[@somerandomperson5119]

Bruh they fought cause they both wanted to pay😂

[@kashmirinomad]

Master Herbert whistle is epic

[@Junior-qq4ge]

Family Guy Season 5 96 - No Chris Left Behind 21:40 - TV-14-DLV

[@clementmambulasa587]

Came to see comments about morning wood.. Didn't see any. This is for others who came here for the same

[@The_UnderstoodOne]

Here we go again 0:40

[@ParamountRoyals]

I that guy laugh like a mad man

[@Fortebx497]

Heh … morningwood

[@bikosteve8864]

So the beef between Peter and the oversized chicken all began after disagreeing on who'd pay the bill. Hhhhhm how ironic