Chris Pratt's Wife Wasn't Into His Love-Making Mixtape

While his 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' character has mastered the art of the mixtape, Chris Pratt couldn't get his wife Anna Faris to listen past the first track.
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[@metfan4l]

The success couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[@bradvance56]

Minnesota Nice is a thing

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Right💯

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Now people are trying to cancel him

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[@EdgarBot]

Goddamn it's nice to see someone who absolutely deserves success get it.

[@Grace-jm8yp]

there's 666 likes on your comment oml 😂

[@angiale1647]

RandomWordsStudios I was going to like but I didn't want to ruin it

[@owenhu9465]

Silver river IS the milky way in mandarin. good job stephen.

[@carolsong412]

stephen is really smart in guessing that. as a mandarin speaker like me says.

[@Jarnauga]

Yeah that was a pretty good educated guess. Quite impressive.

[@vampyricon7026]

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[@MegaAnimalLover96]

Yeah I was really impressed with that

[@AdrianTangzy]

Actually silver river is only galaxy

[@s1ay3rgdr]

Chris Pratt is a national treasure

[@jemiahdapap8053]

Shadowdrs natural pleasure

[@archer9855]

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[@archer9855]

park recreation

[@girlcomrade]

yes, yes he is

[@SpeedOfThought1111]

Colbert on the other hand went from being a national treasure to an awkward douchemonger

[@s-maniac8secret939]

Chris Pratt and Ryan Reynolds should have their own show

[@Harsh_Singh007]

S-maniac why aren't we funding this

[@D8O2M]

S-maniac and jake gyllenhall

[@howtohaydencarter8969]

S-maniac Lol I draw Chris Pratt on my channel

[@howtohaydencarter8969]

I draw Chris on my channel check it out right noe

[@carriel3054]

"The Ovulation Hour"

[@cerboris521]

Chris Pratt seems so authentic. Gotta love a guy like that.

[@alyajames]

CerBoris I

[@boomerzilean]

hes just a dude. the best example of a dude

[@parthgajjar1607]

Chris Pratt is an amazing guy, full of energy and I can tell that when he becomes a huge movie star like Tom Cruise, he won't let all of that get to his head and stay down to earth just like he is now. People who are grateful for what they have are the ones that are most deserving to get everything they set out to do. Keep up the great work Starlord.

[@D4n21]

Parth Gajjar he also isn't a scientologist

[@mistfitsable]

id say hes already a huge movie start like tom cruise but far more charismatic and likeable

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

All 3 of the comments above are on point!

[@Murfdog]

I wish I could give your comment 1000 thumbs up! So true!

[@howtohaydencarter8969]

Parth Gajjar Lol I draw Chris Pratt on my channel

[@kozhedub]

My friend after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy: "I was so proud of Chris Pratt"

[@Chrisket]

There's a special place in hell for your kind...

[@kozhedub]

Black_Death You're thinking too hard

[@kozhedub]

lol what did Gwebb say

[@chill3282]

Evgeni Brosvik What did he say wrong?

[@BeingAMonkey]

Andrew Huseby He left a spoiler.

[@browtf4796]

"a no today might be even a more powerful yes in the future". i love this man

[@Annachrome]

Stephen's right! "Silver River" means the milky way in Chinese - genius

[@Annachrome]

im chinese -.- look at my surname

[@nullunit]

Word, but I don't assume people are using their real name as screenname.

[@sh3n3ng]

銀河

[@sh3n3ng]

EQ-smoove you can look it up.

[@bellmsky]

Anna, assuming people know a language by their name actually might be considered racist in America. A lot of people born and raised there, they would not know the language their ancestor spoke.

[@randomshize10]

I heard " the nose you get today " instead of "the no you get today ", and honestly found that even more inspirational.

[@kitteridgesimpson8144]

NeNe9119 same

[@rachelmongisidi3170]

Wkwwkkk

[@BlakieTT]

"It should feel good, but it hurts." Chris Pratt, 2017. ♥♥♥

[@douglaspea1]

the silver river protection team is the translation for guardians of the galaxy in Hong Kong, and Stephen is right, silver river equals to the milky way

[@edmundskl]

protection team lollll 保衛隊 already means Guardians

[@susielove185]

It’s the same in China everywhere

[@dcrazypersiancat]

It's all divinely planned. If it's not working out in the moment just have faith that it may work out in the future. And the "NO" that you may get today might mean an even more powerful "YES" in the future. - Chris Pratt.

[@dontgetmadgetwise4271]

SMH Do you also buy lottery tickets? Or play the casino?

[@moonleafteaofthemonth]

Thank you Chris pratt, I needed that. ❤

[@ChiefEarlyBird]

Peter Quill is naturally like Chris Pratt as is Tony Stark is to Robert Downey Jr..

[@jacobthompson1097]

Chris Pratt is a cool guy, he definitely likes cheddar cheese

[@ImJakeSrsly]

Gouda is where it's at, baby.

[@jacobthompson1097]

Jake James Agreed, but it's no cheddar

[@thomthom6268]

Alright.... Cut the cheese references! [sic]

[@howtohaydencarter8969]

Jacob Thompson Lol I draw Chris Pratt on my channel

[@brennahasselmann8075]

This made me laugh harder than it should have

[@anumeon]

I really want to see a Deadpool vs Starlord scene in a movie.. Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pratt are both born for their respective roles.. :)

[@robertssilins6567]

And Iron Man better known as Robert Downey Jr.

[@Afropalmen]

Well. Yeee he is good for the role :O But Ryan and Chris are better for there roles :D I would say Robert's best role for him is his Role in Sherlock Holmes!

[@howtohaydencarter8969]

peter obermuller Lol I draw Chris Pratt on my channel

[@rathk1270]

Afropalmen he's a good actor, but Chris pine can play starlord just as well. I don't think anyone could've been a close as a perfect Ironman as Robert Downey jr

[@markmoore7042]

I believe there is just proper casting and improper casting

[@katenicole3793]

I love him so much, he can be so goofy at times, but he also says some really deep meaningful stuff

[@Mnxeu]

That whole speech about the hurricaine thing by Chris was soooo true. So deep. He doesn't let fame get to his head, he's such a genuine guy and is so lovable because he's a HUGE goofball. I love him so much it's un-real. You cant not love this dude, he's real, he's human, he's loveable, he's awesome, and he's down to earth. I'd love to be friends with this guy, he also looks like someone who can give great hugs.

[@sarablaise5259]

Chris Pratt is such a kid! Young at heart, I guess. Sweet

[@teosweekin]

Stephen and Chris, two of my favorite celebrities with natural humour.

[@TheChronozoan]

Who are you favorite celebrities with unnatural humour?

[@kayliejohnson8273]

it's wonderful. they seem to have a great friendship. :) have a good show guys.

[@CaptaiNorway]

hahah im literally out of bbreath h xxdddddd

[@mattsmith457]

Stephen does not have natural humor lol

[@randysavage2585]

TSK Stephen the hack? Natural humor? I don’t think so

[@froehlic004]

I'm glad to see he's become as successful as he has. He seems like a really nice, funny dude.

[@lucasgondreau7880]

Chris Pratt is such a joy to watch.

[@GenJotsu]

Such charisma, and very humble. A truly inspiration man for all.

[@delta5297]

Chris: Who's your favorite superhero? Kid: Spiderman. Chris: Stop! Just say Star-Lord! Kid: Who?

[@dawsondamer9434]

delta5297 You know Star-Lord? Legendary outlaw?

[@Darcnhife]

Ha ha ha ha, genius @Dawson

[@mattmopar440]

Trash panda is way better than raccoon

[@DogsBAwesome]

trash bandit

[@Goodwithwood69]

Sounded like panda tho.

[@Thel877]

Trash Panda is the nickname the internet has taken up for Raccoons. Mostly used in the Raccoon appreciation community as in places like /r/trashpandas So yes, it was trash panda. Not bandit

[@jeannytse2654]

Actually trash panda is a lot worse, because pandas are usless shits that cannot survive without humans.

[@JH-tj5kp]

Weren't pandas surviving just fine for a long ass time until humans started encroaching into their natural habitat?

[@laurenbennett7674]

Hearing him talk about his family just makes me even sadder that he got divorced :,(

[@breakingnews2664]

Canada may have Ryan Reynolds, but we Americans have Chris Pratt Baby!!!

[@chibilophly]

Bert Macklin FBI!

[@Kablash]

"They thought I was dead.. And so did the presidents enemies."

[@bababooey6193]

lipstickbaby u mean Johny Karate???

[@DSanley10]

"It should be good, but it hurts" sums up my life

[@reedpiercey1926]

Anyone else appreciate the quiet "thanks man" that Stephen privately says to Chris after it ends?

[@JetStrmSam]

And to think Chris was from Hawaii, lived in a van, dropped out of college, and is now in Hollywood and still a goof ball xD

[@kayliejohnson8273]

Dreams come true. :) He's awesome bro.

[@kikia6611]

He's from Lake Stevens, Washington.

[@permafrost0979]

@@kikia6611 but we to Hollywood from Hawaii

[@tailedgates9]

He literally has a love-making mixtape. This dude IS Starlord. XD

[@cg9747]

Seriously one of the most like-able humans that has been. People assume he's silly and dumb cuz he's fat pratt and andy but he's smart and deep for real good guy. real proper tempo

[@captaincomfycactus]

Man, Mouse Rat really took off

[@frankteng]

captaincomfycactus fuck do I want some more music from the imaginary band, that would be sick as hell. Actually thinking about it I need a mouse rat shirt.

[@mizzou19]

yeah that set from the Li'l Sebastian memorial really put them on the map

[@lenin7935]

Now it's Rat Mouse

[@EionBlue]

Chris Pratt is a pretty cool guy, I almost feel like I know him!

[@BlakieTT]

I've only heard good things about Chris... that in real life he's down to earth and cool AF.

[@pjbfny]

He is like a giant child. So bouncy and talks with exclamation points and just one of those people who when he says 'i'm so happy to be here' really IS that excited.

[@stereotypicalravenclaw4964]

Chris's suit and tie are freaking sharp.

[@gelalim88]

He's so talkative in a good way. :)

[@Akimaj]

LMAO!!!!! When Chris started humping to the beat at the end I was rolling!!!!! LMAO!!!! He's such a fun guy.

[@nourshanhannan7805]

"it should feel good, but it hurts"...so down to earth!

[@dreammfyre]

Lol Chris Pratt is the kinda guy who really just wanted to hang out with his friends, watch old cartoons and smoke a little bit of the good stuff, but somehow ended up being the worlds biggest movie star.

[@AlexanderWebster_]

Eh, not really. He worked really hard to be where he is. Not every cool guy out there lack aspirations.

[@alfredomarquez1916]

It can be very easy to forget that Pratt is a really smart guy. Most of his P&R colleges talk about him like he's a comedy genius.

[@Largueirus]

That sounds like an accurate description of Seth Rogen, minus the last part.

[@GreenFalcon926]

A Roadie He's got a kid, so I Doubt he smokes that shit. If he does then he's a crap dad.

[@henriquesilva966]

He actually did smoke weed when he was homeless in Maui. "He told The Independent, 'It's a pretty awesome place to be homeless. We just drank and smoked weed and worked minimal hours, just enough to cover gas, food, and fishing supplies."'

[@turk88]

we are already married, i am gonna give it up - words never heard after the honeymoon :p

[@rocketsoccer1]

unless youre married to chris pratt

[@vchill9496]

facts

[@stealthattack2209]

Turk lol

[@davidlong652]

That's why you don't get married... lesson learned young padawan

[@ChaoukiSADOUSSI]

10 min flew by

[@kevinyingliu3205]

it really did

[@Kinobambino]

chaouki SADOUSSI cause it's Chris

[@hamzaelazami2825]

Chkadir hna

[@JMHoskins87]

Man, I wish I knew him IRL. Chris Pratt seems so freakin' chill! He can definitely be described as charismatic. ♡

[@pixelada]

Chris Pratt is so hilarious! I cannot get enough of his sense of humor! I would watch anything he makes.

[@sheilaburns8977]

It makes me feel a little sad that Chris P. is no longer married to Ana Faris (she did not want the break up). He talked about her so lovingly on interviews and within 2 years he is married to someone else. You never know.

[@Mexicanbeatle15]

that air between stephen and chris when they hug is lucky af

[@abilkaiyrmadiuly5813]

He made him so uncomfortable with mentioning that hug. It turned an interview to another direction

[@hopesy12u4]

he's so chill

[@LAQC1992]

I ❤️ Chris Pratt!

[@notquitemytempo1353]

Speaking of the Milky Way, fun fact: 'Galaxy' is a Greek word and it translates as 'Milky Way', so basically the Milky Way Galaxy is the Galaxy Galaxy.

[@TheFabioOrchedella]

Not quite my tempo or the milky way milky way

[@alexslaughter9582]

Well, 'tyrannosaur' is Greek and it translates to 'king' ... and 'rex' is Latin and translates to 'king' So... Tyrannosaurus-Rex translates to King-king

[@jacobtierney4419]

Alex Slaughter Tyrannosaurus actually mean "tyrant lizard" so it's actually "tyrant lizard king". Sounds like the bad guy from a poorly translated anime.

[@georgemcgovern21]

Not quite my tempo were you rushing or were you dragging?

[@hollandsalomon3272]

Thanks Adam Conover lol

[@Buenomars]

"Not quite my tempo."

[@razintsany8823]

"it should feel good, but it hurts" that's what she said 😏

[@CarlosEmilioEsq]

I have a total man crush on Chris Pratt . . . and I'm not embarrassed to admit it.

[@christinewinston7055]

Haha cool.

[@jeffevanss3123]

Gay

[@starpravesh]

Crisp Ratt calling out the raccoon as a trash panda is just perfect.

[@crazyfirebender15]

Watching this after he’s been divorced and remarried is different, I’m glad he’s happier now

[@8ballsix27]

so dreamy.

[@shaniblack9697]

"the wrong humping tempo" OMG I laughed so hard

[@russe197]

That interview went deep... but the dancing at the end made the whole thing. 5 stars!

[@paulcervenka]

Chris is such a genuine dude. I admire him.

[@seanoconnor5730]

Chris Pratt and the rest of the guardians are the best group of Marvel heros. Dare I say, better than the avengers.

[@tailedgates9]

"Well. Here we are...Just a bunch of jackasses standing a circle." XD

[@seanoconnor5730]

tailedgates9 "if you don't give my friends back, I'm gonna tear your ship a new one. A very big new one."

[@renswisse]

This movie was awesome. Even better than the first one if you ask me.

[@Ayla7650]

Rens Wisse Yes, I thought that wouldn't be possiple. Especially because most of the time the first movie remains the best cause the others can't stand the expectations

[@sailor-hg]

Yes, Colbert is actually right, the Milky Way is called the Silver River in Mandarin.

[@nino0057]

Chris pratt is so ridiculously down to earth and natural he makes stephen seem almost rehearsed (fake) which is the first time id ever seen that.

[@indieprince7729]

He's so full of energy! Oml

[@woomeebly]

It's true. For tempo, girls want jodeci, but wind up with beny benassi! I mean, what the hell!!? 😂

[@the1ucidone]

When he did the humping motions, I laughed so hard. Jesus he's hilarious man.

[@juliusgreen9179]

STAR LOOOOOOORD

[@markerplieeer2972]

The T3rminat0r waow

[@CuddlyCarrot]

chris pratt is such a lovely and genuine man he deserves all the success

[@lanivelazquez5308]

Is it just me or is Chris' smile like the cutest thing on this earth

[@perfectlyMessy]

5:10 Stephen is correct. The literal meaning of the chinese words they use for Milky way is silver river.

[@lorenaa.4302]

He seems like such a lovable guy.

[@heikanaomi4426]

Awww love Chris Pratt💟💟💟

[@bobyjeans1452]

I will never forget Chris Pratt's love-making faces! What sent through​ his mind!?!

[@1992ilikepie]

7:25 IN THE EYE OF A HURRICANE THERE IS SILENCE, FOR JUST A MOMENT, A YELLOW SKY. You can't escape Hamiltrash

[@andrewolson4217]

He acted his way out.

[@raza4271]

He’s such a nice, genuine guy. So sad him and Anna split

[@MissGeorgiex1]

I'm obsessed with Chris tbh, humble, intelligent, compassionate, damn hilarious, positive,laid back :D

[@utkarshjoshi9183]

Did anyone notice him soaking it in at the beginning when he sat down? Man that was pure

[@thedarkknightrises1]

GO ANDYY!!

[@redrobin7638]

I love this guy! His son, Jack, is so adorable!!!!!!!!!!

[@RockBandRS]

Chris Pratt is amazing! I love how down to earth he is!

[@augustusstark]

Imagine Chris Pratt and his own talk show!! 100 million View for each episode for sure!

[@prastyaagung6573]

thank god for chris pratt

[@notLime_]

"He's comparing Starlord to Superman?! Superman's a god!" Guess what 😂

[@luciasanz4020]

He has that Andy Dwyer stare, where he looks around him and seems stunned by what he sees. I love him.

[@deveneyhenrion7518]

I don't know if I could believe anyone doesn't like Chris Pratt. He makes me smile.

[@LSM87]

Kind of sad to watch this now

[@Ayan44]

He is so charming and lovable.

[@lifehouse2310]

Huge fan, but him and the whole cast of Everwood are my heart. Always.

[@ScionStorm1]

Chris Pratt walks in: "I want a hug!"

[@seanthebrennanify]

Chris Pratt. What a great guy.

[@bragsdriesen1]

Love the Gardians of the Galaxy movies 👍

[@BrunoL.94]

at the intro " i want a hug " so cute and not awkward at all which is awesome

[@robrules]

awww im so sad watching this knowing that a year later him and his wife would separate. I've followed Chris since his days on parks and rec as many people have and it's wonderful to see him grow.

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

Love his attitude towards life. Brilliant!!!

[@elliinspace]

This makes me so sad, having heard about their split........

[@JasonB95]

Chris Pratt is awesome. He deserves every bit of his success.

[@Indiegaze]

I didn't like Parks and Recreation, Jurassic World was disappointing, I thought Guardians of the Galaxy was kind of boring, and Passengers was not as good as I thought. Yet somehow I fucking love Chris Pratt! He made all those things watchable. I just love his personality and looks and everything. He's what I want more of in Hollywood in this day and age.

[@danillo.eu.rodrigues]

as a brazilian i feel honored to know that stephen colbert thinks brazil is huge