Chris Rock is the FUNNIEST Talk Show Guest Ever

Chris Rock's funniest moments on talk shows.
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[@darsure3006]

"You still got that boy?" One of the best lines ever and I think it was totally on the spot, then he dug in about dave getting bored easy. Absolute genius.

[@sschario60]

Even if he'd planned it he'd never let us see it coming. Brilliant. One of the giants of comedy.

[@squiggletop]

Letterman had one of the greatest replies ever 'some of those guys starting to look pretty good". That along with the shocked "I don't know WHAT you are talking about. GIVE ME THE JOB". GENIUS BY BOTH

[@niltash4ever]

I was just about to make this same comment. Chris is truly a funny guy.

[@sabhinandhkumar]

Comedy genius

[@KaylaMarie_]

and he didn't even slap him. Chris legit deserved a slap for this one 🤣

[@DrAdnan]

Chris Rock is one of those naturally funny guys

[@Coonass]

600

[@oneelrockwell79]

For real for real

[@snap-n-shoot]

A pity he cannot utter a sentence without using the word Black in them.....

[@steelyspielbergo]

he should be a comedian

[@frost7724]

@@steelyspielbergo he is a comedian

[@56postoffice]

4:05: *"Dave. What the hell happened to your voice, Dave??"* From then on, brilliant to and fro from two genuine funny guys. Classic moment.

[@Njabuloseh]

"We've watched you since you were a B cup..." 😂😂😂

[@kristofferjohannessen8750]

That would never gone by in silence today. hehe

[@118Columbus]

That shit was savage - he knocked her down to size.

[@woodenknife9370]

what's her name?

[@mohhhhanaad]

I didn’t get it someone explain plz

[@kapall3021]

@@woodenknife9370 Sofia Vergara

[@GDGUY4LIFE]

“I have nothing in common with my rich ass kids” lmao, he is so funny. I love his energy!

[@sowhat...]

No ass

[@mosabhijazi671]

your movie went straight to Audio , i spat the water out of my mouth !

[@andreasgutten]

I LAUGHED SO HARD i couldn't control myself. Did not expect the best comeback that ever existed to be told in this one, oh man.

[@McJohnstable]

Mosab Hijazi ?

[@Antayera]

i don't get it? :-(

[@marioalt9420]

Poor quality/low-budget movies are usually direct-to-video/DVD releases (which means they are not shown in movie theaters). Direct (straight) to audio would mean that even less people want to see it ;)

[@linsleyolton]

I nearly died my girl wanted to kno what happened lmao

[@md742]

Chris’ chemistry with Letterman is amazing 👌🏾

[@BFKAnthony817]

I was literally about to say the same thing.

[@lifewasgiventous1614]

“Your movie went straight to audio” haha how casually savage this man.

[@tuirirangikereama1017]

I'm just commenting to say i love you're name!

[@laurajohnson4086]

I'm just

[@sadbravesfan]

I'm

[@EctobiusRex]

I

[@goonvs2124]

Im

[@TCBumby]

All I hear is Marty the Zebra.

[@AB-gz9yb]

Albert Einstein lol

[@khris6568]

On god

[@mikeandre607]

i had to give like no. 200 it deserves even more lol

[@dizzyrascal5015]

I was just about to comment this

[@davidjohn8056]

Albert Einstein Same

[@NASSAfellow]

Best bit for me was "Your movie went straight to audio" 🤣🤣🤣 Who else is binging his stand ups?

[@jeremywinters1797]

Stuck on "straight to audio" & "extra blind" LMAO

[@kocoaberry7041]

"Put some extra blind into it." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Morgan-ic1qy]

Man, I love comedians. When I'm feeling like shit in life, they lift me tf back up and show me that maybe it isn't so bad.

[@GyzelE]

Yes. 100% this is what I love about stand-up

[@flex_piper]

"What the hell happened to your voice" straight outta the gate 😂

[@DemonVido]

The look on his face when Kristen Stewart talks speaks a thousand words 😂

[@Notoriousnipple]

You should see his face now

[@rashiednurmohamed6452]

​@@Notoriousnipple and now...i would love to see will and jada,s face. that netflix special was epic.

[@1nvisible1]

"My kids are so rich, when they watch Different Strokes they take Mr Drummond's side"

[@techboom5051]

Wooooo kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIq0i6WGnNp_nc0

[@sirsmoothable]

i dont get it

[@maroda8094]

@@sirsmoothable its from an old tv show. Mr Drummond was a rich white guy who took care of two orphan black kids.

[@Brunojn]

Watchu talkin' bout Chris? *stares*

[@MarieAmicalola]

LOL @ "you still got that boy?" AND "he put some extra blind in it."

[@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou]

He put some extra funny in that

[@joaquimpereira4995]

@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou badumm tss

[@shravikawanjari4591]

What does that mean!!? I'm scrolling down the comments and seeing all laughing so hard at this 😂

[@Volkbrecht]

@@shravikawanjari4591 Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder play music? Or other blind folks, like Ray Charles? You can tell these guys don't care how they look because they have no clue how they look. On the other hand, at least with Stevie Wonder,he probably wouldn't care anyway even if you gave him a pair of working eyes.

[@shravikawanjari4591]

@@Volkbrecht Oh.. gotcha. Thanks for enlightening me brother 😃

[@benselfridge5756]

"I'm gonna put Ray Rice and Solange in my fantasy elevator team" -- I'm dead

[@BERSERK263]

Fuckn Rollin!!

[@godsmacked1000]

I didn't get that one

[@vioflaondorot934]

@@godsmacked1000 Me neither

[@mratran]

RR hit his women, Solange hit JayZ in an elevator. That's why he would draft them if Elevator Boxing was a sport.

[@davidc.2878]

"He put some Extra blind in it"--I laughed so hard I not only cried, I started sweating. Chris Rock just may be the funniest man in the history of the world.

[@indovilletv8601]

This coming from David Chapelle world’s dgreatest comedian

[@cathycrandall5264]

And I loved watching the guy in the band crack up over it-that was the best😂😂😂!!!

[@Alper88]

It wasn't that funny

[@helpoj]

Chris saying daves name after every sentence is hilarious

[@yolo8566]

"As soon as he saw you it wasnt that little " lol!

[@williamthomas2845]

Chris Rock is not to be played with. Dude is wicked funny and he doesn't study jokes, they come straight from the head.

[@XiloChannel]

"I tell you something, some of those guys are starting to look pretty good!" LMAO

[@vanhalenps4]

That was one of the best parts lol

[@teleplace2639]

And the bassist played a Note!"

[@jonathanvazquez9685]

Dave has a few jokes down he's sleeve of his own, LMAO!

[@1forawl552]

Letterman made the funniest joke at the end: "I'll tell you, some of the guys are starting to look good!" Great comeback from a worthy sparring partner.

[@vincentdilallo8356]

6:25 has got to be the purest Chris Rock laugh I have ever heard. The enjoyment of watching those two together was second to none.

[@diamondlifeforever3642]

The only time I seen Jimmy Fallon laugh for real..... He put some extra blind on it!!!

[@myman8336]

Mmm still seems fake.. I don't wanna hate.. Maybe that's just how he laughs..

[@ramzicastilleja3268]

Real life I think mans just actually laughs like that. When you start to take when he laughs like that and you start to think it’s genuine he’s actually a really funny dude

[@filipefaria4777]

Well you need to see Jimmy's games with Jason Momoa, and most invited, he laughs like this thats rrally nice man!!

[@Peacymuzzie]

Extra laugh on it!!😂😂

[@KaylaMarie_]

"You still got that boy?" "you get bored easy!" "Everything good at home?" Jaysus I feel bad for laughing.... but Dave was cool "I tell ya some of those guys are looking pretty good"

[@rockhills]

I remember this when it aired, I was like "waaaaooooowwww" 🤣

[@teasquared09]

Dave is the Goat. No talk show host had better, quicker, clean wit than letterman.

[@KaylaMarie_]

@@teasquared09 My top three are Bernie, Katt and Dave. Chris is number 4 for me. They're all legends.

[@teasquared09]

@@KaylaMarie_ That is a very interesting top 4. Love ‘em all.

[@lamontmelrose7640]

That Will Smith slap, was one of the best things that ever happened to Rock!! He's being viewed EVERYWHERE!

[@AdMBandLeader]

You're so very right. Although I knew about Rock since long, never gave a serious look at the guy's work until that happened. And omg, this guy is a genius, I finally realised! Falls right into the same pool of Murphy, Chappelle, Pryor, Williams, Carlin, you name them. I've become another fan.

[@yelyharmony2047]

Ok...for real...I gotta recognize that "put some extra blind in it" line is one of the funniest ever said by anybody... 😂😂😂

[@flagpolesitta8566]

What he says is gold...the WAY he says it brings it up to platinum

[@scottthompson9720]

Chris Rock : Famous by plain awesomeness and being likeable no matter where he is

[@marklattke6235]

Chris Rock has that lifelong comedic 🔥

[@tibozino1671]

He's so disruptive, taking control every time, love it

[@allys744]

I like how Chris kept saying Dave's name. "I got girls, Dave...and they do girly things, Dave. So they like tea parties and just. girl. CRAP, Dave" XD

[@jasonnesmith6518]

I love how Chris and Dave can make each other laugh, even when they're fucking w/ each other. That's genuine admiration and respect.

[@jimrockfish1875]

When it isn’t his voice you realize how sharp and quick Dave really is.. “wouldn’t hold up in court”.

[@mandymoore5774]

Lmaoooooo the way he just stares up Sofia!

[@salameri188]

"Am sure when he saw you it wasn't that little" 😂😂

[@thrshwll1526]

So inappropriate

[@acaciandlovu2854]

I like how chriss Rocks always trys to either open the conversation with the presenters and talks about normal matters that many can relate to rather than his fame and success..

[@taffycat5049]

When Chris Rock puts on "that voice", anything he says becomes funny AF! 😂 😂 😂

[@josephsvennson5694]

The last one was ROUGH 😂😂😂 only Dave could take that. Only Dave.

[@anquirojm4123]

Chris always makes David laugh!

[@rustinrogers]

Chris Rock is a world treasure!

[@LuckyFrog868]

Dave handled Chris Rocks grilling really really well lol.

[@shaaniplays9931]

But as soon as he saw you it wasn't that little... best line 😂😂😁

[@105pr00f]

Christ Rock is hilarious, but Letterman walks away with the winner: "I tell ya, some of those guys are beginning to look good" XD

[@ShabazzTBL]

Dude he was not letting Letterman change the subject haha.

[@tasteewheat393]

Bruh he got jay Leno 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@EverydayStrangers]

Chris: Who's got it better than our Kids Dave?? Dave: Well, emmm, maybe, I hope... Chris: Rich Bastards!!

[@GangstaApalloCripez]

“I’m a put Ray Rice and solange on my fantasy elevator team”

[@manamal769]

I totally, there’s never a dull moment with Chris! He totally takes over the show lol 😂 I think if he were a talk show host his ratings would be at the top!

[@user-ep7zu1qy3x]

"Put some extra blind in it" 😂😂😂

[@countys32]

Sofia...my good god that women.

[@manjsher3094]

Relax kid it's only flesh

[@sweetangiegirl1]

WomAn. Singular(only one.) WomEn. Plural (more than one.)

[@Iono123]

Samuel Jerkson lmfao!

[@1986SSMONTECARLO]

@ countys32 -- She doesn't look like that anymore, Plastic Surgery and time done fucked her up.

[@SD747_]

@Samuel Jerkson LMAO

[@darebel1377]

Chris is too funny when Sophia comes out. He tried to keep it cool but just couldn't. The way he looked at her when she came out, you knew that is was on. 📺💯💯🔥🔥✌

[@MatheusRodrigues-tp9kd]

"I bet when he saw u it wasnt so little anymore" 😂😂

[@zukacs]

who is this women

[@Googlegirl54]

I love Chris Rock! He's so funny.

[@samuelmalua574]

When he is making fun of David Letterman, did his affair already become public knowledge? Because Chris tore him up. Lol!!

[@imoor1]

Samuel Malua oh yeah it was all over

[@SnoopCatts]

Omg I was laughing my AAASSSS OFF!!!!😅🤣😄🤣😭😭

[@coachhbosoccer]

" you still got that boy?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karb58benefits]

What amazing delivery. Rock is the best

[@sherlock3134]

"Your movie went straight to audio" Not gonna lie I've started saying that about movies I don't like

[@theegreatestever2420]

"put some extra blind" dammmm

[@adamdesanti6713]

When Chris slips into that signature delivery "He put some extra *bliiind* innit." is just the best.

[@Physics072]

Letterman so funny, "Some of those guys are starting to look pretty good!"

[@leveltube10]

This guy never gets old…

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

3:45 - puts some extra blind... only the god Chris Rock can say that :D

[@d.Barbour.70sbabybutluvthe90s]

Too funny🤣🤣

[@luquemcmahon2029]

Stankin' Thankin' I died lol

[@Wildfan-sg3fh]

Fallon and his band member was killing me with their laughter.

[@PoochieCollins]

What does "puts some extra blind" mean?

[@PoochieCollins]

@reda bahaj : hmm? Elaborate?

[@JDMHaze]

3:05 "you lucked up with the boy" "you still got that boy?" 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@nelleo2507]

The way Chris Rock was checking out Sophia 😂😂😂

[@Fabo100]

Say what u want about Pryor, Eddie, and all the greats, Chris Rock is the smartest comedian out of all of them imo

[@mdecimal]

Chappelle and/or Carlin get my vote for smartest comedian ever

[@andrewkarp5067]

Definitely Carlin. Just an overall brilliant guy. And this is not meant to minimize Chapelle or Rock, who are smart, hilarious and insightful and make you think. The late Patrice O’Neal was also a really smart, hilarious and insightful guy, as is his old buddy Bill Burr.

[@AdMBandLeader]

They're all grandmasters of the art in their own individually distinctive styles. Including Carlin, Chappelle, Burr, Katt and the much underrated Sindbad. I love them all in one breath.

[@kevinvetme]

Chris respectfully made a respectful living carrying RP's legacy. Salute to a top ten.

[@kakaqandil9832]

2:00 he’s absolutely telling the truth.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@afrinaijapoint5395]

the way he asked letterman "U STILL GOT THAT BOY?'" just couldn't stop laffing.

[@ebbtide4233]

he has the coolest voice ive ever heard

[@vandergruff]

*“You still have that boy, Dave?”*

[@odalanizi]

Yessir

[@toochangz]

Letterman had just outed himself for cheating on his wife and being extorted. Chris Rock came on the next show and delivered one of the funniest performances by a guest ever

[@Truthful_Goddess06]

1:36 was brutal! Men can't help themselves when Sophia is around🤦🏿‍♀️😂😂 B-Cup joke!!

[@percycat213]

Yeah they all turn into 12 year olds boys around her 🙄😆

[@manamal769]

Chris has such a powerful exciting persona lol 😂

[@azortheturkahai1168]

I think Chris Rock best comedian today. Maybe all time.

[@tavionallen2358]

BRUH, he said He put some extra blind into it 💀🤣😭😭😭I cant breathe

[@echad6259]

Thanks for putting this together

[@loconoia]

0:05 Barber: Hey fam what ya want? Chris: Yo man just give me that 'Smooth Boy Zebra Look' Barber: Say no more!

[@TetFeMal]

So that's why Jay Leno retired...

[@blognationent1956]

nah they tried to control Jay Leno he wasnt going for it

[@shakirobaid2895]

@@blognationent1956 joke flew over ur head

[@michaelangelo0305]

Jay Leno is a buster, fuck him

[@okmujm]

@@michaelangelo0305 No lie! Jay is scum as a human. If people simply took a bit of time to research what kind of person he is/was, they'd be appalled at his behavior! And he's kinda dumb to boot.

[@jesberry1775]

okmujm Can I ask what he did?

[@iamjaquanna]

i love him so much! he is my favorite!!! the best comedian ever!!!

[@luizde-rossi643]

The "extra blind" had me cracking up....

[@islphrs1350]

This just reminds me of when late night talk shows were actually funny.

[@nikkraus6093]

To quote Family Guy on Kristen Stewart: "She seems like a bath person when she really needs a shower".

[@rezcomedy1412]

There are legends and than there are OG legends. This an OG legend.

[@arrchee8386]

Ending with a Dave zinger about himself... Showed the old mad still had it.

[@BruceWayne-nf5wo]

Funny dude. Hope he hosts the Oscars someday...

[@Maverick154]

Chris makes me ball out laughing.

[@pinonXO]

That last clip was pure gold. Excellent trade off.

[@MannyReport]

Extra blind in it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tubetop123]

I say this with respect. Chris Rock can end racism against his culture. How and why would anyone dislike him? He's so awesome

[@kustomkure]

There is no racism against "his culture". White people are not the racist ones these days.

[@FrancoisDressler]

@@kustomkure No need for that here. We came to laugh.

[@thedizzysissy6958]

You mean the culture of comedians? I don't get what you're saying. That's like saying Rodney Dangerfield, when alive, can end racism against Jews?....Huh?

[@MaskMediaEmpire]

3:40sec Put some extra blind in it....LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂 I'm on the MF floor!!!!

[@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou]

MaskMediaEmpire™ let me know if you find my missing sock, I'll take down all the Flyers.

[@tautukas]

What does it mean “extra blind”

[@kelechidan2560]

😂😂😂 I was talking to someone and didn’t hear a line But I laughed as hell still

[@richalex6785]

Damn he’s just always gonna be funny as hell to me

[@faizs1187]

This guy deserves his own show

[@cindypet]

He had his own show on HBO a long time ago

[@lamariusberry7220]

Comedians have thick skin! Rock was stinging Dave, and he didn’t make it weird he kept it going! Classic

[@bigeric1030]

Lamarius Berry Dave owned everything he had done and he KNEW the shit that Chris Rock was going to unload on him, so he was probably prepared a little bit. Chris is so quick witted, though.

[@lamariusberry7220]

bigeric1030 absolutely

[@chaberio1335]

You still got that boy Dave LOL

[@bacongamerplayzzz2090]

This is a good one really funny. They both funny people.😀😁🤙

[@waynepayne9875]

Damn he made Dave really uncomfortable humiliating him like that but he saved it with the joke at the end

[@johnlewis399]

I think your just soft. Dave is a comedian as well..