Chris The Handyman - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

[@loyalleoblade8486]

“Worst injury he received” I think he’s avoiding the obvious question of worst injury he inflicted

[@paigethedork9693]

yeah everyones too focused on the wrong word of that sentence! XD

[@samuelfawell9159]

A reminder, Chris is a writer, and yet his stories are such a glorious mess

[@1tonyvalle]

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." - Mark Twain

[@JMAN100401]

What are the odds the stories he tells are actually stuff he wrote

[@sabrinaheizenrader5635]

Good writing skills and speaking skills aren’t transferable for a lot of people.

[@k1ngs4ndm]

Yeah but gus Barbara and Gavin tearing apart his story is what messes him up, if they would have just let him tell the story it would have been fine

[@samuelfawell9159]

@@k1ngs4ndm it’s not the first time a story if his has broken down, and not from outside influence, as Gus said in one of the post casts, Chris starts talking without knowing where he is going.

[@jyquin5012]

This story wasn't even that farfetched compared to most of Chris' life. This almost happened to me once.

[@SammieWeiss]

I love how Barb's mug went from '13th Dad,' to '13th Cop,' to '13th Tim.'

[@M3ricle]

I was looking for this comment, could you explain the joke?

[@weik-2936]

Chris has officially replaced Gavin as "guy who says things weird" Gavin still says weird things, but Chris does it weirder which makes Gavin seem normal, its all relative

[@Stupranos]

Is it me or is Chris basically a 90s sitcom character in real life.

[@KingDuckGuy]

I'm convinced Chris is not real and is just a simulation trying to be human.

[@panda93247]

When I was 12, I was helping my father frame a house. He tried to demonstrate how safe a nail-gunner was by squeezing the trigger without pressing it against anything. For those of you that don't know how a nail-gunner works, it is supposed to only shoot a nail when pressed against something. Well, ours must have been faulty because it shot a nail half an inch away from my foot, bounced off the concrete and into the distance. After, we stood there looking at each other. Needless to say, I stuck to cleanup duty after that. Not a home-improvement injury, but it did scare the ever-loving sh** out of me.

[@majorafan09]

It was a church remodeling project, but yeah, I threw out some old 2x4's into a small dumpster. The boards were longer than the length of the dumpster, so I tried to move my hand out of the way after I tossed the boards, but they smacked down on my hand. What I realized afterwards was that there was a nail sticking out of the bottom of the board and it sliced through my wrist. I still have that scar and will have it until I'm dead.

[@DavidVazquezzz]

Imagine Chris and Andrew Panton in the same room. What would that even be like?

[@lifeiscrap103]

We need to get a define what a Room is. A... Regulation Room.

[@matthewrandell5055]

@@lifeiscrap103 can a McDonald's be a room?

[@Spiker985Studios]

The attention to detail on the mug to go from #13th Dad to #13th Cop - *chef's kiss*

[@matthewrandell5055]

Damn imagine writing in chat and it being so funny it not only gets read out on the podcast but then also gets included in an RTAA

[@bbayrocker]

I'm with Chris on this, cleaning up after doing home reno is part of home reno, and it's the worst part

[@supplespecimen725]

I feel like if they’d let him talk he’d explain how it was like, leftover bits of drywall or something completely related to home DIY stuff and it would make perfect sense. Its like they already decided he was doing something stupid and are trying to find any angle to make him seem stupid, despite throwing out leftovers from home improvement projects being absolutely part of the home improvement process

[@Maddog13Luck]

Only Chris. I swear he’s cursed

[@Unownshipper]

Another Chris story… this is gonna be good.

[@MelodicQuest]

Everytime I hear a new Chris story, I always wonder how he's managed to stay alive this long.

[@privateeyety5735]

Nah, removing the garbage made from home improvement is part of the process. Took longer to bag and throw away the fiberglass ceiling than to actually remove and replace the tiles. I feel u Chris

[@bradleybrewster5615]

Inspector Gus !! Incredible!😂😂

[@kirbytheotaku737]

I would love to watch a show based around the daily life of Chris, and cameras are everywhere, like it’s Paranormal Activity

[@agentcalifornia3587]

This is the most “Chris” kind of injury possible.

[@ThreadBomb]

Disagree, it's much too relatable. A "Chris" injury would be putting his foot through a window while peeling an apple.

[@Dan-Simms]

Taking a dump is plumbing was such a great reply.

[@masternoob9673]

1:54 If that doesn’t some up the enigma that is Chris, I don’t know what does 💀

[@ryann8126]

Will always love rooster teeth

[@giggitynation]

Chris is the epitome of one time at band camp

[@alaskapreston7616]

Chris is right. If you’re cleaning up after home improvement, you’re still engaging in a home improvement project.

[@kevinhoward3685]

I gotta side with Chris on this one, taking out the trash is part of the home-improvement process, just like how cleaning is part of the cooking process. It still doesn’t dismiss the fact he almost knocked himself out with a trash can

[@glitch164]

When the title has Chris in it, you know its a banger

[@mypal1990]

Gus went full Sherlock Holmes real quick.

[@carlymara88]

🗑I'll get you next time, Chris. Next time.

[@stitchlover4381]

This reminds me of the story he told where he "injured" himself eating soup.

[@kingalfred2014]

Three soups!

[@stitchlover4381]

@@kingalfred2014 I injured myself by eating SOUP 🤕

[@shichiyouchan]

Home improvement = throwing the trash it's like improving living conditions = cleaning floors :) I get it :D

[@wallywallace2184]

Chris, at least you didn't walk through a sliding glass door like my coworker did the week before last. Yes, through the glass door.

[@Sirenhound]

0:09 Not the only Chris who's been smacked in the face lately.

[@La_sagne]

theres probably a million people named chris out there so id say at least 1000 of them have been smacked in the face in some way, shape or form in the last month

[@Arelenedhel]

@@La_sagne it’s a reference to Chris Rock and Will Smith.

[@ThreadBomb]

@@Arelenedhel Yeah, I think they knew that when they commented.

[@aniasparkle]

I love Chris

[@liljonny5104]

“That was the most extensive injury I’ve ever received… and it was by trash” 😭😭😭😭

[@toner2421]

More gardening than home improvement but 2 days before my first bday I was waddling around the outside while my mom was gardening. Ate shit by tripping and landing face first into a watering can. needed stitches. the bday photos are funny as heck

[@Darksnowman13]

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@truhill26ify]

I love Chris

[@henryconway3200]

I was shockingly uninjured after falling through the floor at the bottom of a staircase while working on a home remodel. I was the first to go up the stairs and the second both my feet were on the landing, I was suddenly in the basement.

[@main.ignisha]

I mean, after finishing up with demo, improve, or even reco, I'd assume throwing away the trash, left overs, and debris is part of the process, particularly the end of it

[@shinyelbow]

I was wondering why they were all dressed as police in one scene and noticed the rubbish bin suspect lineup in the background. Great stuff!

[@blueblade6174]

Yay, no ad or logo!

[@delhawk8726]

Love how Gavin has thicc thighs with noodle arms 🤣

[@showmanroman4141]

Chris is a real life looney tune character

[@theflyingwelshman5338]

Okay. I’m not entirely sure, but I think Chris might be an Aspie. The way he (tries to) talk, the fact that he acts out what he writes, and his overall weirdness is very similar to me.

[@farmboigamer9211]

Mine isn't home improvement but working, I have 2 stories. One I was pushing a metal bumper onto a F350 and it got stuck. I asked for help and a buddy and I pushed it in on the count of 3. My finger was behind it just barely and I cut of the meaty tip of it, it eventually grew back but it was ugly for weeks. The second I almost went deaf when I was welding a rocker panel and a bit of slag fell in my ear. I was very very luck that day.

[@RoboticMagus]

One time I was vacuum cleaning my room. And I cut open my thumb. With the zipper of my pants.

[@SirBaconMonkey]

i have a bad one that's still healing now. Not necessarily home improvement. More like Chris' situation. My father and I flip houses he buys at auctions but recently started accepting job where we go to a house and clean up/demo. One of the jobs required us to dispose of an old engine block. My left hand got caught between it and the dump trailer. Ended up with a bad laceration on the palm of my hand that needed 7 stitches. The stitches are out but the hands still healing.

[@blaze2293]

At the end of the RTAA they should’ve had Chris turn around, turn the door knob and it not opening.

[@alanschneider6711]

Glad I’m a plumber now for taking a dump

[@nicholaslehner3004]

He's continuing the theme of Chris talking about things he's never done.

[@axeavier]

chris never took out the trash?

[@dreadedninja7058]

Sounds like insurance fruad

[@5Davideo]

Worst injury he's "received"? What's the worst injury he's "dealt"?

[@BonnieAngel141]

Men will call house work “home improvement” because it feels better

[@myahitt1247]

Chris is Gavin’s thoughts IRL

[@brilljones]

Detective Gus on the case

[@norwegianpride7523]

hitting yourself in the face with something hurts so much, plus it's embarrassing if someone sees it. It is always funny to look back at though. last time I punched myself in the face was about 2-3 months ago when I had to put chains on my tires to get home. literally impossible to drive up even a small hill. I was pulling on it to tighten it, then because it was wet from the snow the end of the chain slipped out of my hands and I punched myself in the face so hard I fell in the ditch. Got a little scratch, but not too bad. first thing I did was look around to see if anyone saw me 🤣 got my priorities straight! 🤣

[@joebone3151]

Took a 2x4 to my shoulder it fell 4 or 5 feet.

[@Dreamybloo101]

Wow dude lol

[@VampyreBassist]

Can we have an improv session with Gavin and Chris?

[@_nomad_of_novac_9884]

Two days ago I cut my finger a 1/6 of the way off with a saw.

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

Worst I’ve had is a fractured Tibia that blocked an artery….. I dropped a box spring and it swung like a sledgehammer….. To be fair: not “Home Improvement”…. It was my job

[@AtlanticDSM]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheeKorovaMilkBar]

Was it Chris or someone else who got gashed in the face with a broken pvc pipe?

[@DarkPatu]

I mean, I was clearing fallen trees from my yard after a big storm and dropped half of a tree on my shin. 🤷‍♂️

[@konnichi1wa]

Mine was splitting logs with a wedge and sledgehammer, missed the log and hit my big toe, spent the next year waiting for the toenail to grow back after the swelling popped it off.

[@KiwiMan960]

I absolutely understand what Chris is saying. He just didn't articulate it very well

[@MrBattlecharge]

I don't think Chris' life as we know it is real. Everything just seems too farfetched to have really happened all to one human being.

[@Reporterreporter770]

happened to me

[@Clockmann1]

I don’t get the laughing at Chris. If he’s throwing away stuff from home improvement work, that’s part of that job. Cleaning the area you just worked in is part of that task.

[@brycewehde808]

the outros r infuriating

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Worst he received so what he's inflicted on others have been worse.

[@Tuss36]

You really need to watch what you say around Rooster Teeth folks.

[@natoshapercifield1924]

2nd als othis is funny

[@user-ue8io4kn7k]

3rd 🌟❤️