Escaping a Cult with Moses Storm | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 122

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[@chrisnelson1928]

By far the best Chrissy Chaos guest ever. With all the podcasts I watch/listen to, I can’t believe this is the first time I’m hearing about this guy.

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Practicing Poverty™️

[@karolgard0730]

Carry this statement for the next 30 years please

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Intermittent Poverty©

[@Quietanarchy1]

He brought this guy on to learn about poverty

[@fatbrat86]

THATS MY LIFE 😂😂

[@CAPSTRES]

Ferry vibes

[@EnriqueManjarrez]

Moses Storm + Theo Von would literally kill me of laughter.

[@AlexGarcia-ds9uj]

We need to get Moses on Are you Garbage asap

[@JPatelLive]

never really seen it; any good? who's on it?? :)

[@migmo89]

@@JPatelLive what!?!? If you’re a comedy fan it’s nearly impossible to not like. Check it out

[@JPatelLive]

@@migmo89 will check 2moro - i maybe recall looking into it year or so ago, must have not landed with me - kets c tomor ..

[@MPHswayze]

​@@JPatelLiveChrissy has done Are You Garbage? so maybe check that one out

[@samanthab1923]

Was thinking the same! Will need two hours though 😂

[@KGchannel01]

Something about Chrissy roasting Moses as he shares his traumatic story is very healing

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Moses with the shots at D’elia and Schaub 😂 Chrissy being too nice and not leaning into them

[@EvoMonsters]

I can see why, D'elia never actually did anything illegal, he just got canceled for allegations. Schaub, I have no defense for, maybe worried about retaliation from Joe Rogan and the gang

[@lilystargazer1343]

What was he trying to say? I just heard him say Chris D'Elia

[@BTW4u]

Lol chrissys face!! 😂

[@kaysifranklin143]

@@lilystargazer1343 Trying to talk some Bs that ain't true!! Just trying to be funny and failing lol

[@lilystargazer1343]

@@kaysifranklin143 yeah nothing funny about the shit Chris D'Elia has gone through..he has become a better person for it though 🤷

[@marshallplan651]

This dudes awesome! Someone please get him to do the Honey Dew with Ryan Sickler!

[@JB-ty7ff]

hes done an episode

[@JoshSDshot]

He has 2 times lol

[@grayjinghutongz8393]

Yes, I'd like to see the same thing without any jokes.

[@tomsevcik1792]

@@JB-ty7ff hmm I don’t see it anywhere?

[@rawdog9674]

Nah he needs to get on the hugh honey & vic vinegar podcast. best podcast/realtor duo

[@jhandle900]

This dude has had an insane life, what an episode!! I hope you get him back on. Felt like it was only 10 minutes long

[@samanthab1923]

Chrissy thank you for showing me Moses! He is the best thing I’ve seen in ages. Really smart & funny 😂

[@SND4389]

amazing guest. so interesting. I could watch hours of this! please do the NY episode!!

[@vladstarr27]

This is probably one the best episodes of Chrissy ever. This guy is super interesting - i am hyped to see him live

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

So I shouldn’t have stopped watching after 7 min of blah ?!

[@Vykedelic]

AMAZING EPISODE. Moses needs to appear on the following; YMH, Are You Garbage, This Past Weekend, Whiskey Ginger. This was so entertaining and I need more.

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

Bro, stfu … smh once was enough

[@marniebrimhall986]

I very much appreciate Moses' honesty. It's very beautiful!❤

[@jah_loves]

Omg Moses!!!! The Australian accent 😂😂😂😂

[@kristinamarie2156]

One of the best I've seen here! This guy makes Chris speechless which I NEVER thought was possible 😂

[@cloudbloom]

Crazy episode, thanks for having him on Chrissy🙏 Moses had an insane upbringing but it seems that he's doing pretty ok now and I'm glad to see it. Shoutout to em

[@_____7512]

42:06 “let me make it clear your parents need to be arrested by the FBI” No truer words have been said by our beloved Chrissy.

[@MrXrisd01]

This dude is a good soul and just comes off so genuine. Never heard of him before. This episode was awesome ❤

[@relevantrocha]

Great job practicing poverty bro, super proud of you.

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Real life edition

[@m.a.b.4104]

Aahh, Been itchin for my chrissychoas fix. The perfect mix of horror,shock,reality and A grade comedy. Love it. 👏😂

[@meganrooney986]

Need another one with Moses 🤯🤯

[@markdeleary5562]

Love this kids story he’s fearless for telling it seems destined for success 🤙🏻

[@HollyElms]

This is my favourite episode of chrissy chaos so far

[@Superdisco199]

This is the 2023 alternate universe version of forest gump, but instead of the old lady sitting on the park bench it's Chrissy D. "Your dad kicked you off the bang bus!" CLIP IT!.

[@jah_loves]

MORE!!!!!!

[@tryptaminezen3528]

We need a Rogan length pod with Chrissy and Moses. An hour wasn’t long enough

[@The5senses]

Wow what an incredible episode! Funny and riveting. I could listen to Moses' stories for hours haha

[@leovirgocusp]

I'm completely obsessed with this man

[@akb145]

This was a quality podcast 👌🏼 what a story! I hope he gets on more pods 👍🏼

[@TheMitch112190]

Incredible episode, loved that Moses was able to laugh with all the joke Chrissy threw at him

[@reallyjan5850]

Great stories + great chemistry leaves me wanting more!

[@BB6Teardrop]

I love you Moses. You deserve the best in this second half of your life

[@judypipher6704]

I ❤ the pods being an hour long cause it's perfect for commutes

[@bbvieiralove]

This was so good. I want so much more!

[@sarahdean8052]

Moses needs to turn his life stories into a tv show. This shit is wild!

[@ulisesrivera8185]

I need him on Are You Garbage lol

[@tacticalturtleneck]

His story would blow aunt tuddy away.

[@BaconNMegs]

Oh my god that poor baby he is soo so lucky he didnt bleed out getting circumsized. How could parents do that to their baby

[@fatbrat86]

Note to self: stop telling my kids I’m gonna drive us all into a lake ✅

[@TheAnon232]

😂😂😂

[@EvoMonsters]

Wow the Yates children story is super sad, I had no idea, I was too young to remember anything but 9/11, RIP those poor souls

[@mmdcdj]

His special "Trash White" was hilarious ❤

[@sarahslater6356]

Loveeee itttt❤so interesting!! Love your podcast alwayssss, Chrissy kids skin😂

[@pauli7457]

I know that feeling of assuming everyone in the room hates you before you even walk in.

[@MSpight]

Hey pimpy… what is that single frame subliminal image that comes up at 8:38?

[@lauren4652]

I'm the perfect level of high for this ep of Chrissy 🤣🤣🤣

[@seedofbayne.]

This is the first time ive ever watched a podcast more than once, this kid has a cuh cuh cuh craaaaazy story.

[@Camilla89Denmark]

Watching from denmark 💯🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰 love chrissy and think he is one of the Best

[@TommyTBags]

Great eppy weppy Chrissy!!

[@jessjohns8165]

I need to see these pictures. I especially want to see what his mom looks like

[@peterparente7931]

Surprised they kept that Chris Delia dig in there 😂😂

[@Retarded_Cat]

Why?

[@Gluttonforpeace]

Holy shit this guy is a star

[@MattIsntYoung]

He's also lowkey handsome as heck 😅 Best and best looking episode so far 😅😂😂😂

[@mcjovies36]

Remember seeing this dude on Conan and it was hilarious. Happy to see this guy around again

[@brians7901]

If ADHD was gay youd get chrissy

[@RadianTrueth]

Thank you! From Wenatchee WA!

[@mariolongtin8271]

This made me think of Gary Vee and his cult following VeeFriends 😂

[@C33MountainMan]

Mose's story is scary close to home because i live in panama city around this time, but my friend's religious family (with very the same strong bible names) lived next to the high school we went to. His freshman year was the first year not being home schooled. Tbh kinda freaked me out for a min.

[@jugheadfla]

If Moses hangs on long enough, he could easily be cast as Roger Federer is Federer's biopic, whenever that gets made

[@MrVacca]

Tim needs to have an episode with Moses

[@lilystargazer1343]

He needs to write an autobiography 😢

[@Spanjop]

But he can't

[@lilystargazer1343]

@@Spanjop why?

[@porks8947]

looks like a young robin williams

[@chrisdcomedy]

WOW!!!

[@Eviscerati0n]

Oh shoot dude.. I seen Moses at the Hollywood improv... I love his work.

[@JuanPerez-lt8rp]

Holy shit this episode was 🔥

[@RebekahDunne]

Love Moses!! Hope he does all the pod circuits... And becomes more common on them. He has SO many stories. He should do specials like Ali Siddiq, different times in his life, except Moses's would have to be shorter for the amount of stories. Like special 1-ages 0-2, special 2-ages 2-5, etc ha

[@smcdonald1677]

25:26 Literally spit out my coffee bapa 😂😂😬

[@marja553]

His story is fascinating but also hilarious😂🤣 I hope he gets to do a tv show based on it!

[@samanthaorick2280]

I know Moses is a comedian and jokes is how he deals with his trauma. That being said he turned into such an awesome guy despite having narcissistic, dead beat parents. On another podcast he was saying he taught himself to read at 18 with hooked on phonics. All the odds stacked against him and he turned that shit into success. So impressive, imo. 💕

[@vendeta9393]

"we didnt believe in hospitals" brooo 🤣🤣

[@diegomanon1657]

I WOULD JOIN THE CHAOS CULT IN A HEART BEAT 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽❤️❤️

[@danit1612]

My grandpa grew up in a school bus with 7 kids but it was the Depression!

[@Doomsense]

Moses is hilarious! Great episode!

[@judypipher6704]

If by any chance Moses sees this, there's this guy that I'm working with that will write the story of other people's lives and publishes them out for people. I have had the displeasure of having a childhood of nightmares that I literally got told by multiple psychiatrists that they couldn't handle talking about any of the details because it was too traumatic for them to hear. The guy that writing my book is one of very few people who ever knew the truth of how bad my childhood was a times

[@Zackaria_sMax]

This guy was so poor he probably had to fly Coach! 😂

[@0700andrea]

Omg I saw Moses in person in the first comedy show I ever went to, I had no idea about his story 😅

[@MinusTwoTonsils]

This is a great ep!

[@mariuskola575]

this is the craziest story i have ever heard lol

[@toni-leah2004]

Moses Storm's life is a symbol of the modern American Dream.

[@Sludgedump]

I havent seen moses since conan. Glad hes getting out there

[@peanutnetwork]

He needs a looong running bio tv series about his life

[@cherry88]

With a life like that how could Moses NOT turn out to be a comedian?!?! 😂😂😂

[@zabrina.h]

I need more info on these bunnies and Jarrod Leno lmao

[@jodrizzly1766]

Moses reminds me of a straighter version of Bo Burnham

[@3Tacos1coke]

Holy shit this was like watching joe dirt in real life.

[@MinusTwoTonsils]

PLEASE DO ANOTHER EPISODE IN NY…better yet…DO A POCAST TOGETHER!!!

[@jordanwillett6680]

Fuuuuuuuckiiiiiin hell. What a life. Great ep🕺🏻

[@KEAD3400]

We need a solo Chrissy ep again

[@thomascurran9562]

I was not expecting someone from the movie Unfriended on here

[@CollinSalvatore]

Moses canNOT stop fucking with his hair lol

[@Krunked]

damn i went to WMU, never heard of this guy. makes me wanna go back and get a beer at bells

[@stillhere1425]

Ob La Di, Ob La Da. Life goes on, La!

[@lemonkissed201]

the way moses speaks reminds me of titi!

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Intermittent Poverty©

[@juliosilva2301]

As a Texan who moved to Austin, I can safely say it's where rejected Texans go.

[@tawnyvierra5845]

Can we get an update on TT? Did you break her heart? Is she doing drugs again? Did she go back to jail?!? WHERE IS TT?!?!?!

[@kaithoudek8410]

I was forreal just wondering where Titi is

[@josef2012]

Shoutout Kalamazoo! 😘

[@jayjason2517]

I remember watching Moses on James Corden doing standup and talking about his early family life trauma. Moses should do the Are You Garbage podcast.

[@nickjoyner631]

This dudes story is crazy

[@victorfrenchie3074]

He'd be fun on AYG!

[@TheUmangSharmaVlogs]

Chrissy with the nice watches damnnnn😮

[@zaltonian]

Not to be old, bitter, and jaded, which I AM! But it was nice to have a newer, refreshing guest that was so interesting and not the overused lot of bums who run from podcast to podcast between spots.

[@cloudbloom]

When I see comments like this I can't help but wonder why you're putting yourself through such an old, bitter and jaded process when you should know better if you're so old and jaded. Be grateful for what you get, we're spoiled as hell to even get all these podcasts in the first place. Us old people have got to remember when instant access to media wasn't a thing, imagine having to pre-record every podcast you watch on VHS and wait for the TV to be available to even watch it. We have an embarrassment of riches these days so don't take it for granted

[@zaltonian]

@@cloudbloom incorrect.

[@cloudbloom]

@@zaltonian I'm drunk and old so don't listen to me