Summer of LOVE with Tim Dillon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 15

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos chats with comedian Tim Dillon! They talk NY and LA opening back up and how the world is BACK! Should old people really be getting that vacc?! The media lies and manipulates reality. How rap used to be GREAT and now it's just hack white kids. Who wants to go to a rap concert where they tell you to vote. Chrissy's GF Vinny tells of Tim for leaving cigarette butts by the pool. What's the mafia up to today? Is the mob running twitter bot operations? Shout out John Gotti. Tim reviews the breakfast Chris got him live on air YASSSS. They talk about the legendary Ti Ti Jerry. Lab grown Mosquitoes are being released in Texas and Florida. We need police because humans are jerks. 48 Laws of Power with Timmy D! Caitlyn Jenner is the future of America. Tim's prediction for the summer of 2021. Ever been hit by your parents? How Tim Dillon deals with anxiety. What would you do if the aliens came down to Earth and started doing podcasts and stand up comedy? SHOUT OUT TO THE ALIEN OVERLORDS LETS GOOOO!
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[@andystarz7936]

Is providence sold out? I only see tickets for foxwoods on the website, I cant miss my boy coming to RI

[@kingmagnusmusic]

Chrissy Brad Wet Pitt

[@jrbird1983]

WOW, "Law 34" is lot different than "Rule 34"!!!

[@stopntrafficinmyrastahat5107]

Dripping calories like rain....... thermogenic fat burning at its finest.. Stay fit buddy.

[@williamdickerson2751]

98

[@zachmccabe7510]

Finally. The gayest straight man paired with the straightest gay man

[@TazThomasChula]

Good one 😂

[@mitchcase3830]

Holy mother fuckin shit.........that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard so true

[@gnielsen07]

Tony hinchcliffe takes the prize for gayest straight man

[@ticoman90]

Such an underappreciated comment 😂

[@edoe5915]

That's so true If you didn't know either one and just discovered this episode That's EXACTLY what you would think And that's Bad ain't it In 2021 What is acting Gay or Straight anyway? An ugly feminist acts tougher than both of them, probably tougher than me too

[@user-ru9xw9xi3b]

tim dillon is chrissy in the future after he comes out and fully stops taking winstrol and lets himself go. its just what it is

[@markb4168]

😂😂100% That winstrol cut game got him looking sexy tho in the meantime

[@BLUDSHOTiZ]

1000%

[@zaltonian]

Nope , Chris is a good Catholic boy keeping his drawers white and tight and helping humanity through laughter and he loves his family.

[@Kmanjr0]

Damn 👏

[@jacobfugate9778]

TRUE

[@sooperfly88]

Tim leaving cigarette butts on the floor makes me rethink the whole Airbnb fiasco. Maybe he did break that cactus😂

[@collinwgreen]

Look at his body, he dgaf about nothin

[@Underscoreunderscorex]

Airbnb gate

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

Exactly. Maybe he was collecting butts in a pile outside. Since they don’t smoke, they don’t have ash trays. It happens. You make a pile. And forget to throw them in the trash. It’s not cool if he left them inside on the floor. He smokes in his hotel rooms too, I believe that’s what the fees were about kol

[@hehehehehehehehehehe2881]

Somone who not only smokes inside but throws cigarettes on the floor at other peoples houses cant be trusted with anything. Just realized tim probably on coke for 5 yeara

[@vikinghammer87]

Omg lmao he definitely did

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

Tim complaining about the crime in New York while scarfing down an egg sandwich he described as "horrible" is my spirit animal

[@danielwoods9531]

I couldn’t disagree more. The chewing in my headphones made me turn the podcast off

[@sheltonclemons9570]

@@danielwoods9531 same here. Had to turn the podcast off. It was a terrible bit

[@natedoggschip]

@danielwoods This was a bit that he was doing on purpose, why explain comedy. Timmy D is hilarious and i guess you didn't get it. Maybe the auditory malfeasance hurt your fragile brain. Cheers 🍻

[@aussieb5402]

Timmy D casually tossing his cig butts on someone's floor is the most Timmy D thing I've heard.

[@davidperez5089]

Nobody smokes anymore! This is how I protest!!

[@c0Ld]

Naturally Tim thought the latina is the housekeeper

[@MrBobbo18]

Shoving food into ones face while on an audio medium.

[@bp5400]

It's fine.

[@jonatanaquebrada8338]

He really did that??

[@natejeffcoat4403]

this is like both hemispheres of my brain finally talking

[@chrisdcomedy]

DONT GET HURT CUZ YASSSSS

[@pedrosantsaver]

Dude, yes

[@ass_69]

Both hemispheres are gay

[@JoshuaMichael1122]

Copy/paste much?

[@tr702]

I went cross eyed and loved it. YAAASSSS

[@luisalcantara7285]

Tims first punchline, " Smokers are treated worse than pedophiles" lmao

[@dontworryboutit4480]

If these two did a podcast together it would implode the podcast world

[@NandaKumar-lt3pn]

Would be the first podcast with neighbors calling the cops on them

[@Bzerk69]

Tim is better alone, Chrissy has adhd. Wouldn't work i think

[@SosukeAizen748]

​@@Bzerk69not really.

[@josef2012]

I would've preferred 20 more minutes of Timmy pontificating with a half eaten sandwich in his mouth,but what are you gonna do?

[@chrisdcomedy]

🤣🤣🤣🛸🛸🛸

[@gorkmusic]

I think I just found a new fetish 😍

[@kingmagnusmusic]

Dude, was it with its owner? Lol

[@funkk]

I dream of him speaking in Congress while chomping on a sandwich!

[@spartymatt9627]

His lip smacking was somewhere between thirsty jogger and sassy black woman

[@matthew2107]

These guys have chemistry.

[@jdvencill4936]

I've never seen Tim more relaxed and himself than with Chrissy. Its great

[@BradVicious]

Right?! They are the best together!

[@justinweston7399]

Tim Dillon looks like a 7th grader over his friends house for his first sleep over

[@kingmagnusmusic]

POLO

[@2nite782]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@hrs1414]

HORSEPOWER HORSEPOWER ALL THIS POLO ON I GOT HORSEPOWER

[@VoyageHomeImprovements]

Chris sweating through his shirt because he knows how capable Tim is to destroy his Air BnB reputation. It starts with the cigs, watch out for the dishes.

[@chrisdcomedy]

ITS JUST WHAT IT IS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MartinaMcDonagh]

LOL,.... (-: (-:

[@hoss785]

Hide yo cactus

[@simsource1407]

Fish sticks everywhere

[@markb4168]

@@hoss785 hahahaha i forgot all about that! Some funny shit kuzz

[@Scotty2Shotty]

Tim Dillon has a way of nailing an issue dead on and doing it in such a snarky silly way that’s easy to digest. It’s pure gold

[@bhill5535]

When Tim said Caitlyn Jenner is gonna be the Candace Owens of trans people I fuckin lost it

[@MrDenLDC]

"The country's over because people are too stupid to articulate a point" - Tim Dillon Haha pretty fuckin true

[@NoPreshNetwork]

CHRISSY CHAOS AND TIMMY CHAOS??!!?!?! OH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE A CLASSIC!!!!

[@markb4168]

100% Babe! Timmy Distefano just knocked my entire playlist down. Just got my illegal marijuana delivered ten mins ago too......today is a good day like ice cube once had

[@chaoswalking8498]

HomelessPimp commenting like doesn't run both accounts

[@steventheberry1934]

Chris stop promoting your other podcast with the power of No presh lol..we know what your doing

[@markb4168]

@@steventheberry1934you mean being intelligent? Why do nobodies feel like they can tell anyone how to run their businesses? Everybody is so desperate for attention anymore and try to steal it...its pretty sick. Tampa Tony is so right!... Not everyone is meant to be heard.

[@thernius4284]

H.P. Crafting-Love ova here

[@gustavobriones1293]

LETS GO MY TWO FAVORITE GAYS!

[@taylorhray]

Two of the best gays in the game!

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

they are even better than those tuesday gays!

[@johnalvarez3604]

i love that tim just carries $500 worth of food wherever he goes

[@OutlierConcepts]

Reasons why these 2 work well together: When Chris gets denied at the foul line, Tim comes in with "How about MS13" to crash the boards for a rebound.

[@abdirahmandahir4858]

What a metaphor

[@ChazzPalminteriShow]

Best way to start up a TUESDAY!!!!

[@chrisdcomedy]

yasssss!

[@angelarose2113]

Literally flew to this video 😂 make no mistake....I HAVE PROBLEMS

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Welcome to the therapy session 🙏

[@angelarose2113]

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say happy to be here with all my fellow sick individuals 🥲😂

[@84bradyj]

Right there with ya 🤙

[@HughGRexshin_]

Make no mistake you’re a pieceee!

[@just_a_dad5284]

Lmmfao... We all got problems, thats why are asses are here!!!hahahaha

[@annabelle2868]

I love how Tim seems comfortable with Chris's family. Love you Tim 😘

[@teresawright4748]

Love uncle Timmy!! You know he stayed for dinner!!!!!

[@Simmerz]

Seeing Tim Dillon just spit food everywhere as he talks with food in his mouth pretty much sums him up lol

[@kevinrob3910]

Now that the show is big enough, Tim will finally get on the show. Congrats!

[@andystarz7936]

There's nothing more "Tim Dillon" then continually interrupting the guy interviewing you while your mouth is full of food. We love ya Tim. Your a "one and only" which is why the world loves ya!

[@delta-9969]

"can you just put the sandwich in front of me, bc I like knowing I can have it later." total addict behavior over a sandwich lol

[@radavisss0420]

“We just vaccinated everyone over 65, we just vaccinated a lot of racists. We kept a lot of racism alive.” Great way of explaining it Tim!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@user-lq3yj7gc5g]

This ones crushing a milli views no problem babe two fooking comedic titans

[@Damnto]

Tim+any podcast=masterpiece no matter what

[@chrisdcomedy]

FACTS BABE

[@Damnto]

@@chrisdcomedy Tim Dillon is a racist and a cannibal and should not be allowed on clubhouse before Chrissy D. Keep up the great podcasts so I can finally get it up

[@Wallberg36]

Love how the better help ad came immediately after Tim said the country is over 😂😂😂

[@raquelf5891]

As a nurse, i absolutely agree with Tim on the "hero" BS. We don't live in a marvel comic book. Looooved this ep chrissy

[@ChrisSmith-gp1dj]

This combo is so great. Tim, Santino, Chrissy on a pod would be the dream team

[@michaelbsquire]

Timmy D eating on the mic is surprisingly not annoying me like it should be

[@chrisdcomedy]

It’s kinda hot

[@mhm6]

There’s a nice rhythm to it

[@amandapaige.]

Shout out to Tim for helping me conquer my anxiety with heroin. Thanks man!! 💜

[@jayglamx3]

Been clean 22 months and I've never been so anxious

[@dianeneedham7437]

Chrissy should have rented the same Airbnb Tim got kicked off for and did the podcast from there would have been legendary

[@chrisdcomedy]

FUCKKKKK YES

[@brianpacheco1927]

And then got kicked off of it himself

[@gorkmusic]

Tim Dillon elevates everything around him. He's the fucking greatest.

[@Wanderer-uc1sj]

Dillan + Distefano = Perfect Marriage of Sharp Minds.

[@bigjosh9364]

More Tim talking with a mouthful of food please.

[@MattB90]

Timmy DBags mentioned Jadakiss and the LOX made my day lol he's nuts!

[@Bzerk69]

I hate hearing people chew, but something about Tim Dillon chewing gave me a chub.

[@jacklynh96]

Lmfaoooo So glad I’m not alone with this one.

[@OutlierConcepts]

If someone could loop it, I think I have a new favorite asmr video to fall asleep to...

[@litt1eGproductions]

It is what it is

[@fredjimenez9810]

@@OutlierConcepts yes please

[@OutlierConcepts]

@Maxwell Holbrook LADDAH FAWTEEN

[@brendalynn0]

My husband is an EMT /Firefighter, and every time he sees one of those “Healthcare Heros Work Here”signs he takes a sharpie to make it read healthcare hoes work here. Those sayings drive him insane.

[@funkk]

People like to think in clichés. It makes them feel better about themselves. The same bullshit happens here in Canada.

[@brendalynn0]

@@funkk yeah I guess. Live, Laugh, Love ✌🏼. Gtfo lol

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Yo I freaking love this!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cackled. I fucking LOATHE trite easy platitudes. People congratulating themselves for spewing easy one liners devoid of any real empathy. Healthcare Hoes, on the other hand, should always be celebrated.

[@adamlangdon2245]

1 hour in...Tim describes heroin really well. I've been anxiety free for twenty years...living in moms garage... I don't worry at ALL and I don't recall any side effects.

[@Football__Junkie]

Chrissy D + Timmy D is going to be WILD!!!

[@chrisdcomedy]

YOU KNOW IT BABE

[@hixta]

i can feel the hypertension through my screen

[@MFJoneser]

Lolol

[@johndhaskell]

26:30, the cut of tim diving in for the food... priceless.

[@DanDu-ip6gd]

I’m perplexed that I missed this podcast in my feed- but at the same time my day just got a whole lot better! Two of the most hilarious guys in the biz!

[@markdurham3048]

Who has to get a handy to get Timmy and Titi in the same room, on camera? For a podcast people...sheesh.

[@chrisdcomedy]

HOMELESSPIMP MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

[@MostInaneUno]

Do not tease us! Pleaaaaase us.

[@gerbel01]

Whenever Timmy makes it back to NYC

[@BradVicious]

Yes! We need it!

[@user-ef5yb4op9p]

I literally searched youtube for "tim dillon chris distefano" because theyre the 2 funniest podcasters and theres a brand new one 🤤😳

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSS LETS GO BABE!!!

[@beachchickensmedia]

this episode is so legendary to go back to. tim described what was going on in america so perfectly

[@skilletburritos8464]

btw I can hear Ben dying in the background throughout this entire thing lmao

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

How much egg did Timmy spit on the mic? Hahaha this is WILD babes!

[@trevorhighgate2780]

YAAAAAASSSS!!! Chrissy Kumquats with Teabag Timmy D! What a day! You’re doing great stuff Chrissy!

[@ripcityraider9469]

These 2 have the best chemistry.

[@OutlierConcepts]

POV You were at the Flagrant 2 Reddit AMA this morning where they said Tim was going to be on this week but got sick, but now you know where he really is. Chrissie is moving up in the world.

[@thernius4284]

**At work scrolling thru YT, sees this diamond** H O L U P . . . **walks off job, listens in the comfort of a McDonald's parking lot**

[@LuckyLuch1]

You could have just said YOUR jobs parking lot. Lol

[@curtisboyce3849]

@@LuckyLuch1 oh hey you got the joke, cool

[@GnarlyShittz]

Nothing more comforting than a pod in a parking lot.

[@kozyg8116]

Coupla tour dates, then Titi Jerry makes it rain for 1 second then BAM we into the podcast. Thanks for gettin down to business Chrissy!!

[@dolan979]

Crissy's little daughter running around in the background is adorable.

[@alexanderthesk8160]

Am I the only one laughing my ass off at Chris' daughter walking around in the back?

[@iwanttoliveinthewoods]

Thank god, you have no idea how much I need this today!

[@CERBERUS1O8]

41:00 "why is anyone allowed to talk that's not me" 😂😂

[@Cruel-Spark]

Omg one of the best pods. The question about kids at the end was amazing.

[@Tonyballz69]

I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life

[@stephanieandjared390]

Chris, because i know you're going to read this... i just started listening to every single fricken thing you do...you are HILARIOUS! The podcast with Sal is is a great combo...i binged every episode the past 2 days. Love it dude! 👍👍 maybe when my 5 kids are grown and out of the house, or i can find a babysitter willing to take on the responsibility of an entire sports team, id love to come to a show of yours! Big fan.

[@archimusprime2400]

This is Tim at his best, and I think it’s because he works so well off Chris. These guys need to do more together. This was funny AF, the whole damn thing.

[@markomarko494]

Sexual tension and food.....

[@kyle1895]

I’m 6 mins in and I already want this to be a series , I love these two together

[@luisc2975]

I got a case of the giggles throughout this episode!😂😂

[@ByTheGram]

Tim "this sandwich is horrible but I will eat it regardless" Dillon

[@atisp.9976]

Yaaaas, have been waiting for this since you released the first episode! 😍😍😍

[@sambelyea678]

huge tim dillon fan and became an even bigger fan when he mentioned The Lox and Cam’ron as guys he listens to.

[@joebryde8929]

Very excited for this one Tim and Chrissy!

[@cass6424]

The gay- straight alliance we needed

[@wadioshow7069]

What a brilliant show. Great job guys, so spot on.

[@OutlierConcepts]

I literally hung up on a customer to start listening to this. TYFYS

[@josef2012]

2 great tastes that taste great together,YAASSSSSSS 🌈💗😘

[@nathanfernaays3032]

These two need to podcast together 3x a week!!! Love it!

[@BoomBoomLou]

Hearing Timmy eat was amazing, he should do that on his podcast all the time.

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

I wanna see a pod w/ Tim Dillon Joey Diaz and Doug Stanhope

[@jonatanaquebrada8338]

How about all the funny greats together

[@APAL880]

colin quinn, norm macdonald, nick dipaolo, theo von, tim dillon, chrissy and yianni.

[@habowtat3576]

Chrissy pits this was a great episode! you and Timmy avocado toast had me hooked.

[@jmaice83616]

I have three favorite stand-up comedians of all time and you are one of them Chris! Thank you so much for your passion for comedy and for doing so many freaking podcasts! I love how important podcasting is to you. Get that TruTV money, but never give up podcasting please! You are one of the real ones that just keeps it real and it is never afraid to speak your mind and never gets offended and I love it!

[@joemorones2081]

Tim Dillon is the only person I can listen too while they eat. Totally adds too his character ....

[@DeleriousOdyssey]

This is the most high energy podcast on the internet...

[@patrickflaherty6586]

Maybe because I'm just waking up on a Sunday ? But I have to do about three lines of meth and Coke to keep up with these two ?

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

INSTANT CLASSIC!

[@simsource1407]

Always great seeing the top 2 gay comics on the planet together on 1 pod.

[@laurenclark1304]

The world needs a podcast with Chrissy and Uncle Timmy in order to continue spinning. The fact that we don't have a regular podcast from these two is probably how we ended up getting COVID in the first place. Chrissy and Uncle Timmy.... Do the right thing and help the world heal - start the podcast already! :)

[@deyannaf4380]

This one and Titi Jerry favorite of all time pods!!!

[@danielsullivan7023]

"All white people are trying to do podcasts.........on basketball" hahahahah

[@Downs-Indroam]

Here to watch Tim looking forward to it and will check some other vids out. Thanks for posting :)

[@randypa7219]

Chris is Tim's inner gay, and Tim is Chis' inner masculine

[@ms.buoyant]

I listened to Tim's explanation of how he deals with anxiety and then noticed Chris' armpit. He was like "Hey Babe! This should have been a patreon episode" #ohnotimgotmecanceled 😂🤭

[@jamesbubbastewartjr]

Tim Dillon is the most underrated human being that has ever lived.

[@RandiRooBoo]

overrated

[@tanyaspedd1144]

2 of my faves. This was great 👍

[@dangmatic]

2 GOATS . My 2 favs . Thanks buddies

[@DanZazula]

The wavelength they are on together is god level

[@corygarrett5103]

These 2 are great together! Hope it happens more often

[@kurtisbarker501]

Waited till I got home from work just so I could see their expressions😂 pls tell me im not the only one lmao

[@slappxn]

make no mistake I will be watching this at work

[@bawlz_2474]

I wish this was 3 hours long

[@Ruben.Perez0]

Keep the segments Chris ! Love the 48 laws