First To Go (120) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@NukesTop5]

I'm not drunk. I'm just Southern damn it! I swear! 😂 Hilarious review and glad the videos freaked ya out a bit before bed.

[@bobbykalbfell5946]

Dude s'fuckin hilarious

[@NukesTop5]

@@bobbykalbfell5946 Agreed. It was an honor to be (gently) roasted by Chris :)

[@r3p3ntiv3]

@@NukesTop5 to be serenaded by our cult leader is a top honor. I'm happy it brought you joy. No dents baby! Kay.

[@thelittlewhitebird]

It's southern, that's his excuse. :P

[@NukesTop5Espanol]

@misopaste27There is truly NO excuse for "ELKS", but if it makes you feel better I got BEAT DOWN by KZbin comments vs. my accent. I no longer say "elks". I promise you will not hear me say "elks" in any newer videos. :P

[@petersushkin]

- Excuse me ma’am you’re in my house. - No, you’re in my house. - Oh, sorry I had the wrong house. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nahman6790]

Actually one of the funniest episodes yet, Chris is on fire!

[@CannabearArt]

it's true... hahahaha

[@linziRyan1965]

I was scream laughing driving around listening to this in the car... lookin'...S'insane....

[@stevencocky19]

@@mediaondisplay3089 Nah theres some sub-par ones for sure

[@Cococonutt]

I meannnnnnn

[@aphemeron]

when Chris said “life’s pretty good, man... Wanna go see if we can get possessed?” I absolutely lost it......King of making me laugh so hard I hack up a lung

[@bingbong754]

I would honestly watch a whole series of Chris Delia reacting to scary videos I literally don’t think I’ve laughed harder watching a youtube video

[@Dajmoxker]

Yeah, the GHOST in the house shit was so awesome

[@TheProperPeople]

Lmfao let's go to the *car* guy here. In my defense, being there in person is way fucking scarier than just watching a video cause your mind is running wild with all the possibilities of shit that can happen. Also the KZbin compression on the vid makes it really hard to see the guy, but in the uncompressed file you can see his light a lot more clearly. The way he was moving around in the brush was just so bizarre and creepy. Like why not just be in the building or walk down the road, there's no reason to be in the bushes...

[@BroderickNick]

Nothing better on a rainy day than an upload from the cult leader

[@suttonlea8366]

It's sunny out, you poser.

[@bobbybush1750]

I just rode my bike what are you talking about?

[@fabesOG]

Maybe he is somewhere else??

[@jmwb4u]

It is rainy

[@jmwb4u]

@High Rez its rainy here in canada hose teaser

[@nickb4162]

"imagine someone's living in your house, how dumb do you have to be?" such a Chris D'elia thing to say lmao

[@kellyg4373]

"I'm getting shit all over my Yeezys" I have not laughed this hard in so long. Papa Bless for showing me who Chris D'Elia is.

[@fuaddd]

"My eyes are watery right now, that's how scared i am" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Undeniable18]

legitimately the only pod that actually makes me laugh out loud. please never stop fafty

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

Chris is so consistently funny from episode to episode.

[@gerardorojas921]

Look at those veiny forearms from our leader. Byran Callens could never!

[@zegrasisinnocent]

@@a.k.4o so what

[@benslaton7985]

Bro brian couldn't even of he tried

[@moments44]

Gerardo Rojas Cryan Ballen

[@dannytedford1896]

Lolol if Brian saw ur comment he'd freak out lolol he's so in love w/ himself . I think Brenda's rubbing off on him.

[@bobbybush1750]

@@dannytedford1896 She's just rubbing him off

[@Bombay1989]

Table for one at Denny’s for Constance Wu 🥞 🍳 🥓

[@letmeknowhowthatgoes]

"Ok, cooooool....!" is one of my all time favorite D'Elia lines ever. Then talking to the birds. Damn, crushed that! Dying. 😂

[@freddymartinez2960]

Watching like a good baby

[@whitenoise3447]

good baby

[@HIGHTS]

Every single time I want to get mad now, I say, "YESSSSS!!!" hahaha

[@emilacevedo1562]

Lmaooo

[@NokTheHitter]

Same, my old lady hates it

[@dmckel]

D'Elia's bird impression is also an impression of Jimmy Neutron's teacher.

[@willbouse13]

Chris you have to watch Chill's top 15 his voice will make you cry laughing

[@Dirtbiker463]

Burger King foot lettuce?

[@ericalltogether874]

He sounds like a sick transgender valley girl

[@stormcorrosion176]

Chills is a good dude. He's got a good channel. He just needs to hire another dude to narrate his vids.

[@matthenry2564]

His voice is INSANE BABAAAYYYY!

[@sumtingwong8592]

@@ericalltogether874 That's so spot on.

[@coltonw8686]

"The girls" "Yeah but theyre gonna talk and stuff" LOL

[@grantstonex]

Fofty please! :(

[@Pain-mr2hn]

No more fofty

[@dannytedford1896]

Please fofty please! Lolol Chris is the fuckin GREATEST!

[@jhbraucht]

EVERY TIME!

[@moodyblues5150]

You're safe here.

[@mannyv1972]

Much love Everyone this definitely made my day better !

[@WillyOrca]

No dents. Dentless. Pristine. Anti-Bryan Callen's bank account.

[@jaredhoerner6983]

“Knock it out the park and neigh around the bases” made me spit out my damn drink😂😂

[@antfarm5720]

Its just amazing how far Chris has came from creepy janitor at my high school to KZbin sensation. Keep up the good work buddy

[@eiksiktsutuoinvalid]

Why am I watching this when it’s getting darker and I’ve recently started living alone and my heart is pounding. Now I’m not gonna sleep ...

[@balloonxm]

i'm here to do my part on building the log cabin. are you?

[@garthvooder1402]

Peanuts to a protest is my favorite Indie band.

[@annivanessi2777]

Nothing makes me happier than waking up to your podcasts. Also when’s the log cabin meeting? I’ll bring the canvas chairs 🤝

[@acestorms5256]

The Proper People on "Congratulations"... awesome ^^

[@SweetMsAdventure]

Day 34 of my travels through the pod from in the benINGIng 17:47 🤣🤣🤣 Frig, I miss you. #Congratulations #RideOrDieBaby

[@spaghetti-osanchez]

I absolutely love this podcast!

[@MrWalkswith3legs]

I literally cry tears every episode. Thank you Chris!

[@Square60]

Was it Rogan who said hardcore sports fans are just people with no purpose so they project themselves onto something bigger. #FirstToGo

[@mr.midnight557]

Yass! A new congratulations! LETS POD THIS CAST! OR IS IT CAST THIS POD? EITHER WAY LETS GO.

[@TwoManTeamFilms]

Cast the pod. For shure!

[@nutsbutdum]

17:45 I haven't laughed so hard in my life. 😂😂😂 Someone needs to do a cartoon that scene.

[@xXDarkArconXx]

Not Even Wrong Literally in tears laughing at that part

[@linziRyan1965]

Absolutely babies

[@BrittaDawn93]

"Life's pretty good man...do you wanna go see if we can get possessed?" Had me HOWLING 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@virginiaokeeffe6139]

Best 1 yet! I've painted my whole house listening to Congratulations and theres some questionable edges in this room !!!

[@Slormer]

Plenty of good call backs in this one. 'preciate it.

[@jtorres5381]

Nothing better on a sunny day than an upload to all the BABIES!

[@dannydubz]

That whole abandoned insane asylum bit had me crying

[@TheShannigans]

The segway into "Me Undies" had me rolling.....

[@triplea6917]

*"I should've let myself be thick af" - Chris D'Elia 2019*

[@shit3151]

But he flexed dem cheeks

[@courtneymartin7068]

OMG Yes. I laughed so hard at this... :D :D

[@thcking6250]

Wait what happened to the "do not contact me with unsolicited offers" sign and missed connections?

[@zaneedmondson1814]

"up for adoption..see ya later dude." lol

[@jf5357]

Best podcast minute-for -minute on this whole website

[@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109]

Im not stupid enough to buy your merch but ill keep watching and downloadin' for ya! Derrrrrp

[@artofwar420]

D'elia on top of his game! Happy to be present to such a wonderful comedian.

[@scottrobson7329]

For someone who has never been drunk, Chris does an amazing impression of drunk people. That dude sounds SO DRUNK, lol.

[@CloudJack]

This is a hilarious podcast. Thx for making my day great again.

[@wayundr8d105]

"And no reason for anyone ELKS to be there"

[@bentstrider]

Proper People are alright. But their roasting was quite spot-on. That voice crack and the "elks"!!

[@boland73]

Starting out HOT with shots at Bryan ‘full-o-dents’ Callen and his denty bank account. Loving it!

[@matthewsnyder674]

Every time I listen to LCD Soundsystem's *You Wanted a Hit* and feel a profound sense of catharsis as I shout along to "We won't be your babies anymore" ... then another D'Elia podcast comes up and I watch and realize I just can't quit him. 😊

[@Zara_Brown]

Yes! Hey fellow babies! 👶🏻👶🏽👶🏿👶🏾👶🏼 have a great week everyone and I pray its a week of zero dents for all! ✌🏻

[@jakecorbett1921]

Anotha great Pod Chris! Thanks for the 28mins of gold and the other half hour of ramblin about the shit that bothers most all of us everyday. Glad to listen to your input and nonsense anytime so I atleast know someones on that same page with all this. Thanks, Jake p.s. pretty sure this is like the third youtube comment ive ever fuckin "published" innmylife and no matter what i write on a youtube thread its gonna make me cringe, anyways keep backin that shit up I love it man!!

[@PhilosopherFool]

*The Amityville Horror 2020* Chris D'Elia: "uhh.... h-hello?" The House: "....GET..... OUT......" Chris D'Elia: "COOL. PEACE." Movie over.

[@stockholmsyndrome3218]

Lmao tai lopez has 40 rooms

[@moments44]

chris saying “period” at 28:39 is my favorite thing ever

[@applejuice5635]

Daddy has been on point lately. Even more so than usual.

[@ronin_11b94]

29:50 the transition to meudies I laughed so hard I think I tore a muscle in my abs

[@EddiesChannel422]

I’ve listened to a lot of podcasts in my time and there are only 2 that I can just sit down and watch/listen to from beginning to end. This one and TigerBelly.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Nosotros papaya

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@TheBeestMode]

You should check out the video of the guy in CARMEL, MAINE. Specifically the one when the ghost drops out of his window shade.

[@laken118]

I fell asleep listening to the podcast and Chris started narrating my nightmare. I was convinced that there were secret rooms everywhere with people living in them. Life rips!

[@MachtPlays]

41:21 I'd go on that plane trip, but the only thing I would bring with me is a parachute and straight up skydive before the hangin' commenced lol

[@mikepaolelloable]

Sweet dude just got in trouble cracking up in my room when u made fun of that guys saying “elks” literally in tears 😂😂

[@al4385]

THANKS CHRIS. GREAT JOB ON THE PODCAST.

[@bobert6523]

Thank you Mr. Daddy for the podcast.

[@Cpt.Andy2]

No one consistently makes me laugh more than Chris D’Elia. Maybe Bill Burr.

[@SBeatsMusik]

How Do You Get Jackets On...Lmao

[@OhBenn]

Chris watching scary videos has to be the funniest god damn thing I have seen in a long time. This needs to be a regular thing

[@nellaquevedo9876]

16:02 - best reaction face.. "LITERALLLYYYY. ok listen to this". I feel like Chris is the type to rewind a show or movie every time an actor makes a silly face or stupid sound.. & i can fuck with that.

[@mikhaildaviesphoto]

I'm just here to see if Chris mentions Kawhi!

[@DaDavid15]

what a game!

[@170045290]

28:40 10 seconds of silence for my babies

[@SupremeWoolf]

"Knock it out of the park and just fuckin neigh across the bases." Literally had a burst of laughter.

[@djentile7773]

Chris's house is so big its guaranteed to have 2 full families living in it that he has no idea about. Spoooopyyyy

[@ogdannytanner3254]

Did my boy Chris sneak in a rate 😂 34:48 "She was like an 8..."

[@MikeWoot65]

I don't think anyone else could hold my attention with a story that starts with "I flexed my butt so hard.."

[@PenRippyJr]

the only thing i look forward to at work on a tuesday

[@awweee284]

when he gets mad af but stays positive so funny!! poor 1🔥

[@ausvstheagenda]

That Dan Bilzerian part with the parachute was fucking gold LMFAO

[@alhajope]

Baby roll call

[@allenbowman6192]

Daddy gotta grow them shoulders to support all of us babies! Let em grow daddy.

[@JayDeeLV]

Chris 'shit all down to my yeezies' D'Elia

[@hallowsevehorror]

The dudes in the abandoned insane asylum are The Proper People!!! Really cool videos but essssoscared in that moment

[@MercysRevenge]

Chris you're my favorite comedian of all time, any chance you'll be swinging by Colorado any time soon?

[@streetlevelarmwrestling3311]

I was in bits laughing at this video oh my god that was amazing haha. the sound affects from you are fantastic can't stop laughing at you hahaha.

[@razose1]

17:45 Blarp, blarp, blarp Laughed till I cried!!!

[@ManuelaJimenez96]

“Get outta here.. NEXXXXTTTTT!!!” so funny dude !

[@gvaron2391]

YES! STAY POSITIVE!

[@nicholasjleblanc]

“He went to the fuckin place”😂😂😂 40:20

[@thehasa]

"Do you wanna go see if we can get possessed? fucking KILLED me 😂

[@Jor_toons]

I was given a girls number by wearing the shirt he has on & then my girl took the number from me😂😂

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Nothing better than startin the podcast with zero dents unlike Bryan Clansman

[@gattiyon]

Bryan Cranston.

[@spencersherwood129]

Cried laughing for the first 20 minutes straight

[@tarv]

DUDE. Not even a week ago I clicked on some Dan Bilzerian video and turned it off immediately when the girls started talking to him. NOPE. I had this same conversation with my wife about how much of a nightmare that would be. She looked at me like I was a godamn liar. Now I get to show her your rant.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

As a dude, I back you up. All that yappin from those chicks would annoy me. 2 hours of fun, no problem, then run for the friggin hills.

[@catvssnake6639]

ELKS.... the moment i lost it lmao

[@jimspace]

Opening the parachute and birds was the funniest shit ever 😂

[@stevencocky19]

If a girl responds "No this is my house" Chris: "oh sorry got the wrong house" DEADDDDD that shit killed me lolololol