Do Thought (143) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SamLeBlond123]

"We went to get lunch, me and the two of us" -Chris D'elia 2019

[@HARwinsOUTagain]

I literally read this at the exact part he said it.

[@aje117]

"My neck, my back, licked my lips and now they're chapped" -Chris D'Elia

[@thtpodcastwithAJ]

It’s that time of the week again, EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!

[@PurifiedSmith]

Yeah he released another podcast eat it up fucker

[@sharkbiscuit8109]

👀

[@BboyCorrosive]

BRRRRMMMAHHHHHH AHHH AHHHAHAAA

[@williamzullo2937]

Silly Goose woah we got a charmer over here

[@jillianhanrahan1213]

"my neck hurts, my lips are chapped, my lower back hurts, ITS ALL GOOD"

[@thecarnivorouskat]

Anyway, dude... ShipStation!

[@HARwinsOUTagain]

Yeeeeeeeeeee es!!

[@PurifiedSmith]

Your life sucks

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

YET LIFE STILL RIPS

[@scottchristensen1182]

Silly Goose no dude his life rips, just like yours

[@jchastain1646]

“I mean for the most part don’t kill anybody”. Eh s’nailed it.

[@justkeepasmile]

@@henkiedebomb ya'cuda?

[@bryanbryan6108]

@@justkeepasmile it’s y’cuda and what they said has nothing to do with cuda shit.

[@spherostcg]

Chris Delia is the Dennis Reynolds of podcast comedy

[@jordanagajanian3735]

this comment. omg yes

[@skeezeball89]

I’ve never seen someone so young. Wow.

[@PurifiedSmith]

Wow. I've never seen someone so gay over a comic

[@HT-rq5pi]

@@PurifiedSmith chill bro

[@golden-sun]

@@PurifiedSmith jealous soy boy

[@skeezeball89]

Silly Goose y’angry over a KZbin comment? YEAH YOU ARE. Very sad!

[@jared3646]

@@HT-rq5pi oopoooyoooooooooooooooooooooo9

[@thatonechannel6636]

Its SILLY GOOSE TIMEEEE of the week m'babies!!!

[@J.Cash77]

Renner sliding through is absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!

[@HoboSammiches]

Chris “a piece of chocolate cake & a jar of pickles” D’elia

[@hobosammich389]

HoboSammiches I like your name brother

[@lucrativelyrics2004]

chris "is in OUTTER SPACE" d'elia

[@HoboSammiches]

@Hobo Sammich We were destined to cross paths

[@B.sacamano]

Mr. Mustard with a side of Turkey sandwich

[@PurifiedSmith]

Chris " let's do this thing where we put quotes like a nickname in between his first and last name like people do on Joe rogan videos" delia

[@jbirdwell17]

76 degrees? You’re truly *the mad king* after hearing that.

[@PurifiedSmith]

Game of thrones is over you dipshit stfu

[@No_Enemies_Kale]

@@PurifiedSmith nah. It just begun. Get with the fuckin program, dude.

[@No_Enemies_Kale]

@@veinspiral nnnnnnnnah.

[@No_Enemies_Kale]

@@veinspiral ehhhhhh. Maybe.

[@williamzullo2937]

Silly Goose you actually never stop wtf how are you so mad all the time

[@joshgougon7627]

Thank god I needed a dad this week

[@scotthaggins]

Literally saw this and shouted yes out loud!

[@mufalmewww]

YEeeeeeeSS

[@supernovamimosa]

Scott Haggins s’dramatic

[@michaelroy7093]

Is it okay to be dramatic? Yes But maybe dont shout yes nextime aloud? Yeeees

[@dkcoopP]

When I saw this I literally went “uhhh-ahhhh” cause I was pooping. Yea so.. life rips

[@mohamedal-kalai2896]

Just got out work. E'sperfect timing

[@PurifiedSmith]

Keep up your work ethic cash another check and live a month more you fuck

[@williamzullo2937]

Silly Goose oh your just everywhere you sad pathetic man child you can’t get enough

[@jeannecelestinelakin4759]

Classic episode, Chris. You're an artist.

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

Anything above 75° F is too hot in any room in any building or you're insane.

[@baljeet6983]

The acceptable range: 69-75 But if it’s winter or summer that can change

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

@@mediaondisplay3089 If by larger you mean 6ft and 150 lbs then sure...the argument is moot. If you are too cold you can always put more clothes on but when it's too hot only so many layers can come off. You would know this if you were a true baby and not some cuda.

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

European checking in. S'true.

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

I'm probably the youngest guy in this comment section

[@brandonyankees1]

60 degrees works best for me

[@domhasinterests]

I love the part of the vid where the context finally reveals the meaning of the title lol

[@GarciaCapital]

Did I like this video? Yes Did I like this video wayy to early to decide whether I’m going to like it or love it? YES

[@rosiered3403]

Lol me too

[@sslum]

Luis Garcia Do I do it every time? Yyes Do I question myself every time? Yes Have I ever been wrong?? No

[@jtothey1993]

did you regret it? no.

[@briannuessler4524]

Is it all good? YES

[@MichaelWutsch]

Saw this and was I excited? Yes Did I click on it immediately? Yes Did i get my work done? No Was it worth it? Yes Will i be mad at the extra work i have tomorrow? Probably

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

But it's all good. And do you know why? (Jeremy Renner music plays)

[@aleathiahudson7721]

Chris 'No Pants' Laymance because no matter what, LIFE RIPS!

[@jaymeramirez7435]

Life Rips!

[@FirstNameLastName-gz1sw]

Chris 'No Pants' Laymance cause LIFE RIPS

[@AlissaMarie526]

Dude I have never laughed so hard 🤣 “Cause your brain’s broken!”

[@PurifiedSmith]

Dude you never get outside much do you huh

[@AlissaMarie526]

Silly Goose Nah bro, I’m living that log cabin life 🔥

[@fadjeb8254]

☝️same here bud

[@kylegordy113]

Alissa Ruiz fucking shit man my face hurts 😭😭😭😭

[@andrewmorris9574]

49:15 - "Rom ba da rom ba da rom shom shom. Rom da dam ba dam bam bam bem bem. rim bada bim bim schim bim bim bim limp bizkit."

[@deni6943]

Chris knows what an o'soto-gari is and also knows that it's called o'soto-gari, I'm impressed.

[@PurifiedSmith]

Doesnt take much to impress you lol shithead

[@sfuture08]

Silly Goose not very silly goose of you. Chill out, man. Go take your anger out on your weiner again.

[@PurifiedSmith]

@@sfuture08 I dont have a weiner jokes on you loser

[@JamisonGallagher]

@@PurifiedSmith but you dont have a weiner so who is the joke really on???

[@PurifiedSmith]

@@JamisonGallagher not me idiot

[@cabin_fever]

Chris "Sellin his fans data" D'elia

[@jeepz669]

The Benny Hinn of comedy...S'crass

[@PurifiedSmith]

The guy that puts quotes in between a person's first and last name like a nickname but it's a joke lol so original buddy fuck you

[@ulverup]

@@PurifiedSmith Still less annoying than the guy that complains about the quality of the comedy on the fucking comment section.

[@deejay7339]

Not mine, suckaaaaassssssssss

[@PurifiedSmith]

@@ulverup oh ok so sorry my criticism has you all torn up you felt compelled to write a reply to me. :) so sorry I bothered you :)

[@dylanking5573]

Here for a silly goose time...and THAT'S IT!

[@bluehornet15]

When Chris starts imitating the preacher, I burst out laughing. MAKE EM SAY UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH

[@jerseyshoremm]

When the preacher was going “ahhhhhhhhhhhhh” did anyone else get straight Tina Belcher vibes?! 🤣

[@MrEijison]

Reminded me of Kawhi Leonard’s laugh

[@nikkibottomly7431]

OH MY GOD YES 😂😂😂😂

[@davewatne3374]

I've been listening to old ones alot lately and you seem alot more impatient now and is it funny YES, m'longtime fan YES, do i Juan Fyre your openers with every storyYES....but i hope you dont snap.

[@Sprite_525]

Dave Watne - I think it’s how he gets. Anything he starts out, it’s playful. But when there’s a routine, he gets super salty if the routine breaks or Juan Fyre messes up the ad-reads / cables

[@davewatne3374]

Yeah I'd be scared to be Zac Doncovio the Dog

[@Sprite_525]

BUTTERS YOURE AN INCEL

[@bored2323]

He’s an angry controlling troll 🤷‍♂️

[@PurifiedSmith]

So many fans of delia are closet homosexuals

[@mountroyal9786]

Did my band put out a song called Spine where we drop in D'Elia lingo in the chorus? Yes Will Chris ever listen to it? No Is it because he hates music? eeeeYesss! Will I still plug it here for the babies in our log cabin? Of courseeeee kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5a0fpp4obh0n6s

[@bram8155]

Nice this podcast always helps me fall asleep. Since I’m all about recyclin’ I recycle this podcast too. Like three, four times since I always fall asleep every 30 minutes this guys talks/makes noises

[@pauldiahy167]

Bram 😂😂😂😂😂

[@truethehero]

The preacher bit got'em. Amazing.

[@hyprwav4153]

Who else said ‘sweaty’ with him?

[@robertraymond762]

I was thinking "More fat" for some reason haha.

[@nickdaboii]

I just want to be a log so i can be a part of the cabin

[@yansmith9562]

Eh s'insecure

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Hahaha

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

@@yansmith9562 u didnt get the joke

[@yansmith9562]

@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 huuuh?? I'm not a true baby?? :(

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

@@yansmith9562 haha just saying its a joke, not being ehh sinsecure. I believe you're a "true baby" because you're using one of his catch phrases :) I guess?

[@cottonblosssom]

Thanks for texting me back 👌

[@gorepic83]

The opening got some bass in it now..hype!

[@amargad69]

Show starts at 46:18 after all the ads and tour date announcements

[@bbishyy]

nah man then you missing out on the story at the beginning

[@alexclark9386]

Im crying at the chapped lips song

[@evaninboots]

I love Chris but I really want to see someone take him to Denny’s just to know he’s human

[@whyishow]

Will Sasso is the only person alive capable of that

[@JoeSmoe215]

Listen to the Ten minute podcast. Will Sasso and BKJ do a good job.

[@Jakem763]

Ten min pod first 100 will and kinda Brian take him to Denny’s plenty of times

[@edwardsmith1768]

Bobby does

[@evaninboots]

Been sleeping on that 10 minute podcast sounds like I’ve been missing out. I bet blood was boiling.

[@dquil_live]

Chris's rants are the best. Hes not wrong. His shoes keep getting more entertaining. Respect

[@LoVeAmBiEnT]

Chris makes life rip. We're all on your side

[@IvanB-tq4fl]

Dude I would buy merch with a " but he needs to know" quote on them

[@PurifiedSmith]

Bet you would buy a plain white t if it was sold by chris

[@joshmieglich5280]

Rodrigo mx9629 A tee with “Do a Thought” would sell out in no time.

[@bigmikegrows408]

@@PurifiedSmith incel

[@PurifiedSmith]

@@bigmikegrows408 deleting comments is a sure sign of a small Weiner and a hurt butt

[@juleecarpenter1106]

And now I will rewind back to where this beautiful human being expressed his new found acceptance of San Diego. Baaaa BOOOOOOOM!💣

[@tjwoodlawn9721]

I just got done re-watching the last two episodes and then this dropped

[@yansmith9562]

Life riiiiiiippppssss!!!

[@mdaveyphoto]

Absolutely breathtaking story. I personally would have saved this one for a large party or upcoming wedding reception.

[@JoseGomez-el3fl]

Free Chris D'Elia

[@maeganlozano7058]

My very first podcast! What took me so long to get here?! Congratulations to me for stumbling upon this masterpiece. 143 Chris 💕😝

[@guy8029]

Juan fire laughing and saying “oh Lord” is great 😂

[@theniconatale]

The original Green Onions bit is amazing, Bam got me excited about it.

[@jmeeks1114]

Sometimes I click just to hear the 2 songs in the beginning

[@sbridge7556]

Yo isn’t that number part of the Ashton Kutcher scam?

[@user-kk6ht1id5e]

Yeah it is

[@Zissou562]

This will do until the new TMP comes out

[@crypticraps]

It's a pipe dream :(

[@CsykKrit]

TMP will begin when HL3 drops

[@spudruckus7297]

What's the hold up? They have all 3 been talking about it. Is Brenda holding Wrinks the gay owl hostage?

[@MacAoidh4]

It'll never happen now 😣

[@laurennnashh]

i’ve been extremely depressed. i’m a single mama with a 2 year old lil boy. his father doesn’t want anything to do with him at all. it’s gotten me down everyday. i’m not tht strong of a person. i’ve been listening/watching these podcasts since they began. chris makes a laugh so hard. he’s brought me back to earth when i feel like i’m about to die from the pain i’ve been thru. this man FUCKIN ROCKS! and i’d like to see his show one day. he’s such a silly goose and it makes my fucking dayyyyyyyyy. never missed an episode #babyforlife #chriscanbemysonsdadifhewantsyakno :p

[@NorthStarFrost]

The ball park beef franks story had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@victordovalle4216]

I’m a Christian and I couldn’t agree with Chris more during the religious part

[@kirbysprinkles]

I just caught up on all of the video podcast yesterday and now I'm happy there's another one!

[@shizbang]

Love the podcast! Let's get some more missed connections from the road when you're out next please!! Your commentary on those is too funny. THANKS

[@darshin95]

14:20 I FUCKING JUST DIED, THE MUSIC, THE MONTAGE Also the way you plugged your sweaters after all that religious bullshit was gold

[@KingDuppy]

That pastor sounds like he was tryna deliver a sermon after hitting salvia

[@obnoxiousclowntv108]

LOL you're so right about the sweaty lip kid - there's one in every 4th grade gym class!

[@BrianReynolds84]

Did I already listen to the podcast? YesWill I also watch the video? YES

[@psychedelicsunrise8586]

I absolutely lost it with the "Jesus is coming"

[@PurifiedSmith]

Spoiler alert. Hes not

[@claytonrehm]

Makes me so happy Lolol yelling on my drive home cause I live in San Diego! Lotta babies here

[@adamn_patriot8420]

I'm here babies. You know I'll be waiting at the log cabin. Hedonistic style.

[@yansmith9562]

*Lifestyle- y'tru baby??

[@adamn_patriot8420]

@@yansmith9562 weed whacker checking in.

[@kiwibrand5585]

I love listening to you. You make me laugh, big time. Love you, Chris. 💋 😇

[@smellykidz6357]

Welcome to the log cabin Babies!

[@B-RaDD]

I've been watching old episodes of The Ten Minute Podcast AKA TenMinPod so I've been getting my daily dose of Chris and wasn't expecting an episode.... But, mmmmm..... Ain't K-plainin

[@trevorforrest352]

Wonder if Chris knows about Will and Bryan talking about a possible TMP reboot.. Our lives would RRRRIIIIP dude!

[@trevorforrest352]

rxp56 Well dude, I hope you’re the fuckin mayor of seeyasville cuz don’ wanna d’lieve daaahh...

[@aarongaughan5606]

45:29 When you receive a text back from Chris.

[@Xpzilla]

Your profile pic...chaaangeit

[@potfreemason420]

Holy Crap! I remember when, like a year a go, these two young Mormons came to my door asking for a Frank. I said not here because I didn't know. They were hungry!

[@EastwoodFPS]

" Quick get that guy to the hospital coz he doesn't know what words are " 😂😂😂

[@BobnTim]

Damn I'm a huge fan Chris , but I was really disappointed to find you were selling your fans phone numbers to ad companies and pretending they're texting your personal phone

[@aarondavis1284]

ya called??..cuz ya Cuda

[@seewendy1]

Your cellphone provider does the same thing and every app you have on your phone does the same thing 😅 this is just one more app doing the same thing. The only people that don’t have this problem don’t have cellphones under their names and don’t use the internet 😅. If I text my friends that I am thinking of buying something I get adds for it on every app 😅🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jackielegz8689]

I feel like a kid in class that just got the right answer when I said sweaty then he said sweaty.

[@eden2esthar]

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD CHRIS D'ELIA

[@vitor3000]

I like how he drops "osoto gari" in this pod oss

[@HollowJeff]

vitor3000 OSS

[@kozemercado9464]

37:00 in tears cant breath

[@jackierulz2]

When I first saw the preacher video, I was hoping Chris would one day comment on it. Today is the day.

[@EduKEduKEduK]

"it's not far from what we're doing" hhahah CUUULT

[@Thesmashjoy]

Bryan is older but his body is not falling apart like Chris. Pretty sad

[@Roland_Duson]

I glad you said what you did in the beginning.

[@dudeshamus1451]

When you go from ranting about how pain exists but life rips, and then directly into an add for ship station.

[@SimonaLisaBuRR]

Chris for the next Joker opportunity!

[@blueroomslots6639]

Chris "Dervablerbidah? yes. reberbdididuh? yes. libergerjabee? YES."

[@Truecrimeisfascinating]

omg CRAIG AND CHRIS are legends. One day I need to go see them!

[@LilFatherFigure]

talk about the BAG you got for this text me business

[@TheJacquelineDiamond]

The neck and back pain images are my life. 😖😂 No one told me that I’d have osteoarthritis at the ripe age of 31 due to being an athlete as an adolescent.😅

[@tandemi777]

Master P speaking in tongues is one of my most favorite bits yet. I am crying laughing.

[@TheLuke2007]

Chrissy is the 10 minute podcast coming back??? Callen and sasso said its all up to you. To pull it off... Please do it we need comedy banter for the mile high city!!!!!!!

[@jennifercortes3653]

I'm from Riverside!! But moved to Mississippi for my boyfriends work. But we're moving back end of this year 🥳

[@fakesushii]

the entire franks segment KILLED me

[@billclinton8769]

I cant wait for my life rips merchandise.

[@Mikol_Billy]

YA ORDERED FRANKS!!!!!! Will NEVER not make me fucking cackle. For sure my top 5 favorite congratulations moments that don’t involve Matt

[@rebecam.8397]

28:04 Eh s'perfect comedic timing

[@abe_ismain]

I love the theme when he comes around :)

[@jussdave355]

ballpark beef frank got me !! 🤣🤣

[@tracypewthatswho1362]

“That’s not far from what we’re doing...” HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ShumpPulp]

Her: I bet he can’t sleep bc he’s thinking of other women. Me: 🎶 I ain’t got no motherfuckin’ friends...

[@d475]

My lower back got destroyed at your show Friday at Spreckles. I'd do it again, you ripped my man; so did your openers!

[@heyitsthatdood]

Chris is a DROP machine with those keys

[@mrthywicked5097]

That preacher bit fucking killed me!!!!! S' fucking cuda!

[@juleecarpenter1106]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 @ChrisDElia I heard you talking about how show #3 in San Diego was wavering at being sold out towards the end and I knew it was related to me. I am such a huge fan. Literally keep your stuff going on a loop in the living room (D’Elia, Callen, Sasso) I have a horse property in Jamul and I work my ass off. I had a f’ing heart attack 10 days ago. I usually wait until the day of a concert and go through Atlas and will spend hundreds on front row. (Lazy that way/No Dents) I spent Saturday jumping around between Atlas & Ticket Master saving and releasing my seat and repeating this act while moving around the Orchestra section trying to hold on to my chance to see you while in reality being too tired to actually get myself ready to go. I got as far as laying out several outfits to wear. I could not see myself pulling it off. It broke my heart. I tried so hard but this is why the show may not have reached “sold out” status. Because of me blocking the seats from other people purchasing them. 💔 I am truly sorry.

[@iamtheteapot7405]

Dude the "Yes!" bit. Hilarious.

[@fpsmzungu2661]

Fookin love this man