No Kings, No Queens (273) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@wharris123184]

This entire ventriloquist segment has me in tears. Thank you, Twista.

[@PickledMorty]

I think it’ll be an ongoing bit now, kinda like how renner is now

[@TheLowKeee]

@@carolyntalbot947 he had a song with an actor? 😂

[@rummyG]

VentriloChris

[@Drumcomedy]

Bro. Literaaaaallllly

[@djkoenig]

To those who drink milk with ice cubes: don't unsubscribe. This same dude asking you to do that says 1 minute later he eats cereal and milk with a glass of soda water. So you are all excused and can hit the play button and resume.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Chris needs to try chocolate milk with ice. It'll change his life

[@MrKhalifa9000]

so you dont drink anything when you have soup?

[@ChildishGambeaner]

@@MrKhalifa9000 I bet you thought you killed it with this comment lmao. That's like saying a s'more is the same thing as a sandwich

[@redclover1341]

​@@ChildishGambeaner He thought he was so clever 🤣

[@seanyeatts]

Chris with a semi water-stained shirt blurting out the Mario theme in brank-dank-dank's is the true essence of this podcast.

[@gabrielleyoung1097]

Noo wayyyy I was thinking the same thing

[@ogdonnyjohnson102]

@@gabrielleyoung1097 eh seh Cuda

[@thatguy9807]

I really do have to admit.... There's just something about him!! Instant watch every time

[@lasvegascrisis]

get on the patreon there is soo much more

[@Thecomments3]

I love when he says that. With Theo gone the foundation already started to crack

[@bmthornell]

@@Thecomments3 Theo isn’t gone ha. He has his own podcast

[@nickbf01]

I feel the same fs

[@averyjones5159]

Juuuuuuuuust somethinnnnnnnm about me

[@roddneymunch4072]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude the ventriloquist part, when hes was showing how still they sit I laughed so hard, and everybody at work thinks I'm a nut case so I had to show them, boom new fans made. Gonna make the numbies go up. I'M DOING MY PART.

[@angeliquew69]

I love the fact that your fans legit not only listen to the advice you give on your Pod, but they actually take that advice to another level... Talking about the dude in Atlanta who actually made a bunch of "making new friends" flyers when moving to a new place lol... You Rock so Hard Chris 👍🏼👍🏼😁

[@Junyar]

Laughed so hard at that ventriloquist part I drooled

[@BriPea56]

crying laughing at the entire ventriloquist skit bro holyyyy shit dude 🤣

[@dustinwestphal803]

I like this guys style, it’s funky.

[@westbrook243]

Gold😂😂

[@natecorning]

That ventriloquist bit was one of the best of all time

[@LoneWolfDion]

Chris' english accent knowledge comes entirely from Guy Ritchie movies.

[@tylerdiebs2412]

Always on the verge of cracking up in the middle of the workday. Thanks, Chris.

[@nickthomas7193]

True sometimes I gotta recenter so hard

[@christopherthegreat4226]

I used to drive my forklift and people musta thought I was nuts. I'd be balling laughing.

[@jadeneri3440]

I love when you talk about Calvin, the pure love that you have for him. 😍😍 you make being a parent so fun. I also love when you talk about Kristen. You are family goals, do not ever change. I love you guys

[@zerimusica]

Here to break 596k, keep it going

[@samuelfox541]

dying laughing….”if you put ice in your milk I want you to unsubscribe from my podcast.”

[@marcus6186]

Can't wait for your new hour, VentriloChris.

[@TheLowKeee]

Looking forward to that special with Big Chris and Little Chris

[@faintedflygon]

I came here to also say VentriloChris

[@krys0934]

The part where he drinks water and is still talking!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PS3rocks09]

43:43 we’re off the rails hahaha. The water on the shirt is killing me 😂😂

[@kskull5764]

getting your shirt wet for the bit made it 10 times more hilarious

[@SupergoodStudios]

Catch CHRIS on tour! Bay Area you are next!!! 👉🏻 www.chrisdelia.com/#tour

[@derekhively1210]

The Lil Chris bit is fucking brilliant lmao

[@RadDadBMX]

“VANTRILOCHRIS” shoulda been the name of this ep.

[@bluetick2529]

Bruhhhhhh! The twista part when Chris drinks water has me cackling at work.

[@feenixperthon]

Man that good will hunting rant really made me feel like I'm not alone

[@jordanheimer774]

This is how I start my day... Listening and laughing... I appreciate you making everyday alright.

[@Hasoniparker]

Chris is so unique in his speaking ability, extremely entertaining tl hear you talk about what ever. Love

[@patmccrotch5373]

Chris's podcasts make me so happy like nothing else.

[@fhjfhdgh]

Chris, just watching the podcast helped me out a ton today just want to let you know.

[@publub1142]

Fucking love you Chris. Look forward to both your podcasts every week. Gives me something to look forward too. Love you bro

[@deborahdobbie]

Love ya Chris! You’re somehow even cooler now that you’re a Dad! Thanks for the laughs. Funnies dude ever. Hits my soul every. Single. Time. Every. Single. Episode. Can’t wait til the log cabins are built! I’ll be first in line. Lol 🙏🏼❤️

[@ben.duval1]

This episode was freaking hilarious 🤣 Long live the King

[@dannydeltoro43]

“Hey what’s wrong your catatonic right now” finally broke me 😂😂

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@Luissm99]

Bring back TMP

[@cuanmeyer4680]

The ventriloquist bit was so good. I wish he had seen that Kendrick Lamar recently brought a ventriloquist dummy on stage and it was called MINI KENDRICK

[@Redtail403]

Man, You make me excited to be a dad. Getting teary eyed every time you talk about a special moment with your son. 🙏🏽

[@ChildishGambeaner]

It's awesome man

[@deansmit4540]

Hey Chris just so you know... I'm a South African. I'm part of a software development team working with members in Vancouver and Mumbai. I will admit it's nice being able to work from home. I don't need to worry about sharing the one car we have with the rest of the population. And now my camel can be a pet and I don't need to use him to commute to work anymore

[@SHOGANEX]

We never gey bored of Calvin, Chris. Keep them stories comin'!

[@LaurenPowers416]

Braveheart is my favorite movie of all time. It's the one movie that will get me to cry... every. time. I'm not even an emotional person. Watch it again, Chris! Big emotional release!

[@awildermode]

Whoa! Those are legit ventriloquist skills

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

Chris is such a genius, the ice with milk bit & the ventriloquist bit had me laughing so hard!!!

[@Ezfitlife]

This episode was truly a masterpiece. Last 5 minutes had me in tears 😭 thank you for the laughs Chris!

[@SupergoodEdits]

Best episode in ages!!!

[@TheZacharySutliff]

Love hearing your love for family. Also agree with the ice in milk stance.

[@elevateyourself89]

Chris you uncovered a hidden talent that you are actually good at. If you get a little dummy version of yourself I will die a happy camper. One love 💚

[@user-sd1qb3gf7w]

Chris, you temporarily cured my stress once again!! Thanks for being you bro, good episode 😁🙏💗

[@LoneWolfDion]

I drink ice with milk. It makes the milk nice and cold and also you get ice once you finish your milk. It also stops the milk sedimient from forming at the bottom of the glass.

[@b3_richmond330]

The ventriloquist bit was one of the best in the log time. When they over do being still 💀💀💀

[@uroskulica]

Exactly that part!🤣

[@lusthateenvy]

Whole bit was hilarious but that specific part had me crying

[@Burg0d]

The “se acabo” shit is hilarious cus that translates to “it’s over” in Spanish 😂😂 12:00

[@missb3964]

The ice with milk part made me laugh so hard. 🤣

[@djkoenig]

VentiloChris sounds like Danny Brown. Best take that bit to the stages 😂 even got the puppet prepped and ready I see.

[@lancertreepuffer]

Shout out to all the babies that been here since the beginning💯🤙

[@Sarasarah3]

People can’t help liking you Chris, you always make me laugh .🙌

[@dylancooper8536]

Almost passed out laughing so hard at "Hey how come you're catatonic right now?"

[@jamiefrantz5748]

The whole "xxxx Studios" meta is awesome for podcast geniuses like chris, TMG, etc

[@inkandivy1794]

Love you Chris! You make my whole week when new vid drops 💜 even my little 8 year old loves you and he can quote your whole liam Neeson as a leprechaun bit 🤣

[@CrookedCrowe]

I wonder how many people realized it wasn’t “Shackaboom” when Chris did the “Se Acabo” bit.

[@bekkahwilson9513]

I would watch NPR if they delivered absolute BARS in a sports announcer voice……. but they don’t, so I watch congratulations

[@abelabad6237]

"Se acabó" LMFAO 🤣🤣

[@nhlirie]

Damn, ventriloChris is hilarious 😂

[@charliecooke8947]

San Diego!!! Please come Chris! ❤

[@johnmarkluke]

Ice with milk, dude? I'm physically crying right now! 🤣

[@antisocialbutterfly8901]

“Twister. Hmmm.” Then he’d walk away. 😭😭😭

[@iMertin90]

Chris D'Elia & Ventrilo-Chris

[@samizzy]

Dude I crieddd laughing from the ventriloquist bit

[@HawaiianPunch557]

I agree with Chris a lot, I don't like that he asked Mitch if he wanted something to drink with his cereal. Too much hospitality

[@carlapanton]

The Atlanta people bit is so funny haha 6 hexagons in a hat 😂

[@VIi726]

No king, no sting

[@annapacak8992]

Did I laugh out loud at the ventriloquism bit for the whole Paris metro to hear? Yeeeess!

[@Daniel-km3zw]

Dude, Mitch has a valid take. Who drinks while they eat cereal?

[@Relentless_0003]

me and ice had a good run, but i cant give up this podcast... " my milks always cold, never warm, not even a lil bit" that's me telling Chris about my milk with ice, my cookies always have cold milk bro, never warm, ever.. but now i gotta give that up cause i wanna stay i the cult... damn.. life rips

[@TheCurrdog]

You made the right decision. Also hey guy, you have a fridge? No one drinks milk on the go, so your milk should always be cold never warm anyways. Glad to see you stay tho, we’re so close to the tall grass

[@alexisnaranjo]

I was like alright.. then he offered his friend something to drink while he's eating cereal...... oh OHHH I know what this is, he's an Alien! Trying to tell us what's wrong so we dont suspect

[@aliciastewart2892]

Sometimes the milk just isn't the right amount of coldness, even after being in the fridge. And you need that one ice cube. I agree, it's weird, but i'm in a cult so that's weird, too, right?

[@Relentless_0003]

@@aliciastewart2892 we just became friends in the comments..

[@aliciastewart2892]

@@Relentless_0003 Look at us following the rules 🙌

[@panchopolarbear]

When you didn’t want to watch the movie let alone watch it in the other room now 😂 sums up the life of a committed relationship

[@casepalms4974]

DUDE the lil Chris thing had me DYING!!!! That was so damn funny. 😂

[@barneyclifton6402]

44:41 best pingu impression ever

[@kyleerasmus1301]

Eyees dude, needed this

[@thomassmith8192]

I'd pay an insane amount of money to hear Chris call a sporting event. (S'broke so I'm speaking in hyperbole but you get the idea)

[@fuckgrave]

so true

[@mrkoi5184]

@@fuckgrave *S’true

[@Reeseballin8]

All of your money, to you, is an insane amount of money. There ya go

[@domdomdiddy3036]

Was at the Atlanta show on Friday, you killed it! Never laughed so hard!

[@guytyler4871]

Are you shaped funny?

[@domdomdiddy3036]

@@guytyler4871 Not really, I just have 2 buttcheeks on my neck... the usual

[@guytyler4871]

@@domdomdiddy3036 👀

[@watchhorrorxtv]

Chris doing hacky ventriloquism show on purpose would make my life complete 🤣💀

[@primalentity9824]

“If you drink milk with ice cubes in it I want you to unsubscribe” *gains subscribers

[@ncianci87]

thats how I felt the first time I went to DC, I was like how is all this stuff so close to the public?

[@mesomeone8684]

He said hoodies on the floor and I immediately thought "ssarap song" then he said it could totally be a rap song eeeeyyeeeeess dude!

[@kylemcgill2966]

The ventriloquist part was hilarious. Hey Twista get a new hobby.

[@vertical7047]

Wait until Calvin tells you he doesn't want to play anymore. I think you're going to end up feeling bad for your dad for telling him to stop reading that book

[@julianjefferson7687]

Cal crashing dinosaur truck into my leggg!!! 😂🤣😆

[@nastradonis]

That lil Chris is golden!

[@kittykat632]

Funny Chris is great. Hilarious Chris is off the CHARTS! But vulnerable Chris, emotional Chris... that's the heart of the show. That's why I keep coming back. Yeah the laughs are a wonderful distraction and stress reliever for my day but the glimpses of the inner private Chis are what connects me to the man. Lots of us struggle with our emotions and use comedy as a buffer. Not trying to make it weird but this is how he reaches ppl

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

Puppet comedians punching the air on this one

[@orlandoanderson123]

Half way in and already my favorite episode this year. Well done 👏

[@robertflood3007]

At first glance I thought the prince charles next to be king magazine cover was the jr. to todays Charles and they were just getting ready for the next in line again. Didn’t think it was from 49 years ago 😂😂

[@austint19]

The ventriloquist bit KILLED me lmaoooooo

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

38:00 Milk on the Rocks

[@theronhayden4671]

LITTLE CHRIS!!!! LOL!!! 41:38 PLEASE DO A VENTRILAQEST ACT!!!

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

The ice milk story had me dying hahaha xD

[@joshuatruluck1053]

Saw Chris in ATL for the first time last week. Amazing show! Had my wife and I rolling! Thanks and love ya Chris! P.S. we're regular people from Atlanta. 😂

[@Riiks_]

Lol not me drinking ice with milk for the first time yesterday 😂😂😂 it’s been reeeeeheeeheeeheeeeeaaaAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[@artlopez7550]

Super Mario theme had me dyinggggg 🤣. My guy Chris always performing for us love you man!

[@Garridotattoos]

Dude I fell on the floor laughing at the cut forehead segment!!! “Did you take a chunk out while I was sleeping”??!😂🤣🤣

[@nicosuave1200]

Really can’t wait for ventrilochris

[@StevieCzykPN]

I’m one of those people that doesn’t actually laugh at most things I think are funny but the Calvin egg barf story made me cry laughing.

[@KoriePrince]

jesus when he said "For 38 years I didn't want to feel feelings" I basically thought it was me talking... except for 29 years.

[@singletrack4614]

Chris really be killing that ventriloquist shit.