The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 240: Theo Von

Comedian Theo Von joins Brendan and Bryan for Episode 240 of The Fighter and The Kid. They discuss interventions, the LA dating scene, the road, and more!
23:46 - Theo Attacked by Dogs
1:01:53 - Butt Activities
1:07:38 - Current Events
1:37:35 - Dropping Knowledge
For more The Fighter and The Kid visit: www.tfatk.com/
Follow Bryan on Twitter: / bryancallen
Follow Brendan on Twitter: / brendanschaub
The Fighter and The Kid on Facebook:
/ thefighterandthekid
Listen to The Fighter and The Kid on Soundcloud: / fighterandthekid
Subscribe to The Fighter and The Kid on iTunes: itunes.apple.c...
Subscribe to The Big Brown Breakdown on iTunes: itunes.apple.c...

[@lababq8164]

He has the calmest punch lines.. it's amazing

[@Karl_Drogo55]

lol I love that

[@momo-fo2jn]

That’s what it is!! He softly speaks his hitters rather than ‘pow’

[@Themandogh]

Lab Abq great way of putting it. The calmest punchlines.

[@joelking6691]

@@momo-fo2jn IHOP b bv vv vgv vvvvvvvvvvvv::v::vvvvv gh v v.g v.g v by by bvvv high bvvv gh vv gh vv by v by by v gh vv7vv gh vv guy

[@TheeHeadTurnerTV]

And they hit like Rocky 😂

[@Airforceproud95]

I love Theo.

[@yaboii7210]

I love you

[@boltonpopelka7350]

Me too!! Im fighting similar demons as Theo in my life. It feels good to not be the only one struggling.

[@jasdeep_s96]

Didn't expect you here airproud69

[@dantedlane2]

Hes a sjw now,fuck him

[@dantedlane2]

@@boltonpopelka7350 hes a sjw now

[@bradlakey2632]

theo von = most underrated man in L.A.

[@mugshotmarley]

Brad Lakey And the dude is humble too. What a difference from when he first came one the show, and it wasnt that long ago too. Mark my words Theo will be the next big thing. Dare I say it, bigger than Rogan, Burr, Delia, etc.

[@bradlakey2632]

Mugshot Marley while it may be a stretch to say he'll get as much attention as rogan, I think he will be a huge name in the comedy world, and based purely on the dozen or so youtube vids I've seen with him, he has a few demons so to speak from the earlier part of his life that he has to over come. Having said that skies the limit for this fella.

[@swimming0234]

omg how does everyone thinks hes so funny on podcasts he may be funny but its always by accident because he says something dumb

[@menwithven8114]

swimming0234 always by accident??? You really think he just accidentally says funny shit all the time...naive

[@nathandignan8859]

swimming0234 the only one saying something dumb is you

[@quecabrone]

Theo and Brendon are having the most intense leg crossing battle...........I'm on the edge of my seat!!

[@Last_Chance.]

I was thinking the same

[@chrisgeorge84]

Stop looking at their nuts

[@lefty4556]

Loool that's hilariously true

[@cardinalvisions556]

People keep saying Theo is "accidentally" funny but he's not, he's GENUINELY funny.

[@wildebeest14]

That’s the perfect way to describe him, I’m not even that big a fan of his stand up but he’s still one of the funniest comics imo

[@ryanschultz4119]

A better description/term for Theo: He's "effortlessly" funny as hell!

[@HonorarySaiyan]

In many ways he's a genius.

[@treverloyaltyanderson6501]

I think they mean when he try’s to explain his opinion or his belief about certain things and he’s actually tryin to be serious but he stills makes everyone laugh just by the fact of how strange and hilarious the way of his thinking is

[@Pamela-Lynne]

I agree. He’s just naturally funny.

[@Inkredibule]

Theo Von the wiring of your brain and how you operate bring me tremendous joy. You are truly a gifted individual from the universe and are destined to create timeless art. Keep being you Theo, Onward.

[@MrHiimdarragh]

Theo is the man, he was great on the JRE too.

[@avfcsouthpaw]

should listen to him on joey diaz church if you haven't already

[@DammitCrispin]

avfcsouthpaw Can you link that?

[@andyham6094]

I haven’t laughed so hard on any podcast than the episode with Theo. He’s actually very funny and doesn’t try to be. He’s just one of those natural funny dudes.

[@charlessanborn2890]

Darragh Carroll has

[@reyalecio3501]

Andy Ham and Joe Rogan tried too hard to be funny and doesn’t cut it. I like Theo funny. He never forces it, he’s just laid back and hilarious.

[@SkeetSystem]

"I'm 36. I'm an adult male."

[@thekingofcolumbus6146]

Im am too ... How you doing

[@matthewsnyder674]

Up there with Mike Gundy's "I'm a man. I'm 40." Coincidentally, both men can rock a mean mullet. Which leads me to believe, in mullets we find meaning.

[@hookoffthejab1]

For a 37 year old guy who has had a life of hard drugs, steroids, cigarettes, and dark arts hes looking pretty good

[@twrzenski]

🤣

[@AdamFraserTv]

Risky

[@BAGofTALENT]

I've never heard of this guy but within minutes I love him .....

[@Rex_Colt]

Watch him on JRE and Joey diaz's podcast. The guy is hilarious.

[@loonatic42]

BAGofTALENT he's also hosts the 'allegedly' podcast

[@rhinoproof]

loonatic42 "this past weekend" is better IMO.

[@Denzel_Watchington]

His Christmas cocaine story is fucking hilarious. I'm gonna watch it again now!

[@josephvela4584]

He’s funny af on podcast but i didn’t like his Netflix standup. I watched about 3 times trying to like it but nope.

[@sparrowsknow8491]

Funny seeing Theo not really know Chin lol. How far they’ve come. 💗

[@Ghost-ub3rh]

Theo Von is amazing.

[@alexpalmer9897]

Von is literally the funniest guy, best stories, best guest of any podcast

[@kiserschaus]

THEO"gum down a viet" VON is guest of the year!

[@Andolini662]

Benjamin Waltenburg I died when he said that lol

[@dylanrosser2476]

The part when he's going on about Africa and how the flat bread was insane hahahahahahaha, funnier than bill burr or as funny but he's special man

[@MrAngusyoungistheman]

Theo “get in there!” Von

[@arknark]

Vietvon

[@macyoung6634]

"The shoes go back to that indoor/outdoor thing" 😂😂😂😂

[@T100E]

this episode is so classic I love going back a watching these old episodes especially with Theo

[@enmeterdumheter]

🏆

[@Lynxchillin08]

"It goes back to indoor outdoor" my cheeks are fucking killing me already.

[@jasonferguson5704]

"It goes back to indoor, outdoor". He's a freaking genius? Bravo

[@Ghost-ub3rh]

"Black people don't differentiate between outdoors and indoors" - Theo Von. Classic Theo Von.

[@shahinrezaei6126]

"I don't think they believe in a lot of structures or woodwork"

[@Thizlamic]

Ghost Black guy thinking "what fuckin black folks does Theo kick it with"...phone rings and it's my cousins from Louisiana screaming into the phone...ahhhhhh ok.

[@Americansikkunt]

Thizlamic I can hear your cousins through this comment

[@ElijahIsMe]

@@Americansikkunt i heard them too

[@destroystreets1023]

You can say it, outdoor brothers

[@jmac203]

Theo and Brendan need there own podcast! Theo is a great guy, I’d love to hangout with him for the day.

[@Hiosho]

it starts in January

[@cheyennejohnson7107]

Gang gang buzz buzz

[@Bakakozou]

It's the king and the sting~

[@Last_Chance.]

They do and it used to be hilarious. Now it sucks

[@RawShogun]

Theo von coming out swinging lmao

[@laulakh]

Watching after king and the sting and it's weird to see these two not know much about each other

[@brittanyteague4413]

Also, look how beefy Theo is here! Swole daddy back in the day apparently!

[@Last_Chance.]

@@brittanyteague4413 I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart

[@MusicHead480]

the hair makes him even more hilarious lol

[@Ynotnow9900]

A R C A N E the almost mullet

[@dylanrosser2476]

Little bit of roadhouse mixed in...

[@tommygiii4920]

It’s a gender neutral haircut

[@zachtooill]

Yeah Bryan needs rogain

[@guymetdrapedes220]

Hairlarious

[@edmundtam4175]

Theo Von: "Did he die?" (Jon Jones after his fight) lol

[@frace3824]

Edmund Tam Brendan described it like Jon Jones was dying.

[@esclifestyle4838]

In Dr. Ken Voice

[@zanescaffe5982]

Theo Von is probably the funniest man alive

[@williammartin5569]

Agreed

[@davidday2373]

RIP Norm MacDonald

[@MrWidestripes]

Theo Von, one of those guys that doesn't know how naturally funny he is. Comedy Gold right there

[@eswift3160]

MrWidestripes 💯💯💯

[@milesmccall2301]

He definitely does.

[@timothy790110]

He knows exactly how funny he is.

[@deadleprechaun3863]

This guys awsome.

[@jpc3874]

Awesome*

[@T100E]

it's crazy this was 5yrs ago I remember seeing this in my notifications

[@zachchampine5101]

“I’ve never gone a full circle in my life”- Theo Von. The man is a legend.

[@donaldmorrison6147]

I've just rewatch ed this podcast 4 years on and I think this conversation is the best I've heard

[@anttr4601]

Theo & B Shaub have the same humor they work great together.

[@ryanschultz4119]

There's comedians, funny comedians, & then there's Theo Von! Legit 1 of the only ppl on earth that can make me laugh out loud! And he's at his funniest when he's just having a conversation, talking about his real life. 1 of kind!

[@Lauren-zk3ez]

1:11:28 Theo bored out of his mind and decides to stare into my soul.

[@dnceinmybloop]

YES!

[@MotoBuilds]

That was like an MK ultra Illuminati glitch

[@jorgeyaquilugobeltran]

Lol , Theo. Wtf are we talking about?

[@boltonpopelka7350]

UFC not his topic 😂

[@timj4601]

@@MotoBuilds nigga shut the fuck up

[@sagamachine8673]

Theo is the most naturally funny person on the planet!!

[@ddowns24]

Awesome to go back and see this. How friggin amazing is Theo...? He might be my favorite person in the world.

[@ChodyRay]

1:15:58 I've seen this episode probably 6 times by now and just now heard Bryan referring to Theo as Leo lmao

[@brianna094]

I love anything with Theo Von in it

[@Last_Chance.]

I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart

[@brianna094]

@@Last_Chance. No need to hope... Each rising day is another rising sun.. another chance to hope... another chance to FORGIVE!!!.. another chance to LOVE... another day to share memories with blessed loved ones. May we all relish in the beauty of NOW. For it soon will be over, and we will perish in the golden sands of time. Just dust in the wind we are!! Destined to REJOIN again one day with the Lord.

[@JD-td8kl]

Bring Theo Von back. Easily the best episode of TFATK.

[@everdash]

29:52 "Soft and Agitated" should be the title of Theo's next Netflix special. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jas137]

Fantastic episode. For me, the show has been wilting a bit, and Theo instilled a wonderful energy that got the boys invigorated! Very enjoyable.

[@KevinC_93]

Haven't even watched it, but after seeing Theo on JRE I've been watching everything he's done. I bet this is going to be fucking hilarious!

[@JC-wj5os]

his appearences on the church are some of the best.

[@danstone4402]

Kevin Coleman check him out on the Tiger Belly podcast. That's where I first heard him and now I'm listening to him on everything.

[@pixiestix726]

Kevin Coleman that's what happened to me. Now I'm Theo Von obsessed

[@grantchall]

Check him out on literally any podcast and you’ll start watching everything he’s done

[@acewing24]

Theo .. the guy who should get canceled for every single last thing he participated in 😂 .... but that was his life !! We're just here to listen to the Forest Gump style truth he delivers

[@gsaigo8375]

for sure the best chemistry ive seen on this podcast between everyone. You guys talk cool with eachother

[@G_Ozare]

This is where Theo and Brendan show their comic chemistry

[@illler362]

Theo Von and bobby lee the two funniest guests on here ever!!

[@larryhoover718]

Daniel rapaport and sasso was great too

[@illler362]

+jermom phat that's a false statement my guy

[@MOOFAZAA]

larry hoover sasso is terrible

[@dylanthomas1673]

Theo von n Chris Delia

[@nathanielbarriga8877]

Hell yeah

[@BillyDonmecz]

Theo Von, dood. For sure under rated as fuck... Dood!

[@codydigital2860]

This is the most genuine podcast I have ever seen.

[@urogoth]

Great podcast. Theo is just naturally hilarious.

[@ObligatoryPun]

2:10 imagine being Theo Von and listening to rich kid Bryan tell you how growing up poor affects people.

[@hatkins02]

Bruh when Theo said Elias is the dude when he was a baby that you'd find in the river and he'd save the village lmfao

[@MOOFAZAA]

Hank Atkinson I'm not even there yet and I still cracked up reading that lmfao

[@uGotToBeTheDumbest]

And ive only seen him 1 time from 60 feet away in the dark

[@gagedyer7535]

Thank you guys for having him on he's absolutely fantastic doing BIG things lol

[@Teddy_______]

14:35 Bryan is 100% right. I used to be a heroin addict and I’ve been sober almost 6 years. The most depressing moment for me was when the heroin wasn’t getting me high anymore.

[@187FML187]

I love how chin keeps getting compared to Asian gang members and hearing him talk just had me dying🤣

[@rickybecklund2488]

Theos coming out party..brendan and wrinks every 2 minutes bust up laughing and its fun to see them enjoy theo for what he is.just a special comedian that makes you laugh and think....

[@Jawsnake]

1:09:22 "That's you Brendan with your hat on? Oh wow, you wear a hat when you fight?" "That was a weigh-in" "Ohh"

[@dhillon329]

Most enjoyable podcast in a long time! Love you Theo Von!

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

theo von my #2 greatest comic!!! bill burr #1 but i must say theo vom slowly taking bill burr down to #2.....theo is very unique!!!

[@PwnYouL8er]

Theo and Bill need to be on a podcast together, and start roasting each other

[@tj54441]

Theo and bill roasting each other would be the funniest shit to ever be recorded

[@cascadeblue7268]

I feel the same but honestly I'm starting to like Theo more. Burr is great at stand-up but Theo is just naturally funnier IMO

[@ryanschultz4119]

Use to agree, but Bill sold out! Has become too P.C.🤦‍♂️

[@chriss.8582]

Dude, Theo Von NEEDS to have his own podcast! I would subscribe immediately if he started one. What a consistently funny-ass guy. The JRE podcast he did was one of the best in a while too.

[@chrispetela8644]

Chris S. He does

[@Cardsfan3341]

Easily one of the best guests they have had!

[@ConcreteCasket]

only half way through but talk about a good podcast and some unstoppable chemistry

[@dacha1992]

Glad to see Theo Von finally getting some love. Great dude! #Church

[@matthewsnyder674]

Theo, man. Some people are just born storytellers. 🙌🏼

[@CierielKiler]

I love how Theo always likes to add on "I'm an adult male" after saying his age

[@3littlebirds540]

Intelligent and funny convo-thank you. Bryan is spot on with the doctors. I drop every doctor who doesn't treat me with respect or build a solid, kind bedside manner. Gang

[@jfrproductions95]

FORSURE have Theo on twice a year

[@skeletor7708]

100%

[@MonstaTimDubstep]

Only twice? 👎once a month better.

[@adrianramirez-yn9zs]

Seriously, Theo Von has to be the funniest person in the world. I feel like he would make you crack up at a picnic table. He's awesome

[@jamescody7956]

Theo von killing it on JRE and TFATK this week - funnnnny guy!!

[@mikeheuermusic]

I fucking LOVE how podcasts like this are becoming more popular than news media. Real people having real conversations with minimal bias. Yes maybe not everything said here is correct or accurate but it's honest and that's a solid start

[@hobbeskillah]

As a black man, Theo is spot on. Haha

[@chrispetela8644]

Dr. Ashy Hands and he doesn’t come a place of malice behind his comments lol he is so sincere that’s what he has experienced when he makes comments lol I don’t even think he knows people are laughing at random comments from him

[@hobbeskillah]

Chris Petela that’s what super funny about it. He’s just telling a story and as a black man I think it’s hilarious because I know he’s literally just speaking off experiences. We all as a culture need to learn to laugh at ourselves. Black, white, whatever...we all look ridiculous.

[@johnpeterson2335]

Dr. Ashy Hands preach man preach

[@HAHA-wn1wc]

Kitunes you seem like a cool guy

[@twrzenski]

Theo's a goof haha just telling random stories about him growing up in Louisiana 🤣

[@flex_piper]

Theo's vibe in this one is hilarious probably my favorite appearance.

[@nicklcamp88]

this is by far the most hilarious fighter and the kid ep

[@vaughanhopkins1838]

i could listen to these guys everyday man

[@ЛилияРенова-ф2б]

1:16:07 "metoo is one of the most important movements in my lifetime" - bryan 2020.

[@dh.008]

Just like U2....nobody listens or cares

[@cheeesonator]

Theo is so quick with his humor. When Brian was talking about the government listening in through Samsung TV's and Theo immediately said Uncle Samsung TV lmao

[@19adhin]

Brendan been rolling out the content lately, PROPS!

[@jimmytweedale2191]

Loved this podcast just started watching fighter and the kid not too long ago and cant get enough same with the big brown breakdown an actual fighter talking about the fights instead of actors for once is nice

[@jamesspears1142]

This dude is golden! Wow

[@XTheSpartanX7]

"I like to come out there carryin" - Theo Von. This line had me in tears

[@dilly2000]

1:16:00 Bryan calls Theo... Leo

[@matthewwigglesworth7958]

Back Health 101 I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT. Hahaha I listened to it multiple times to make sure I wasn’t hearing it wrong.

[@broon-550]

Who cares???? Even worse, this other baffoon listened to it multiple times.to make sure??? That's kinda sad. Theo would roast you for that big time

[@1eleazarjr]

He’s too old. On the decline like his hair.

[@seek3031]

Here from King and the Sting. Cool shit. Have to give props to Brian though... He helped me grow, because I realized that I act like Brian sometimes when my ass is too loose and I need to tighten that shit up.

[@jonnygaynon8861]

Love Theo Von! Hope his rounds on the podcast circuit gives him the exposure he deserves.

[@urbro2]

i genuninely enjoy reading these comments. theo is such a loveable guy

[@mickokeeffe]

Theo Von is the man.

[@The_Mass_Debator]

Theo Von is a funny dude.Great guest.

[@hassanrao3576]

Bet Brendan will disagree with everything Callen says and will agree 100% with what Theo says.

[@larryhoover718]

Hassan Rao 100 percent for sure agree with you.

[@hassanrao3576]

now that I have listened to the podcast he interrupted Callen like 15 to 20 times. so i was right

[@hassanrao3576]

That is all he does whether he is on Joe Rogan's podcast or on TFAK he always no matter what the situation disagrees with Callen.

[@hassanrao3576]

I care Becuase it is good to hear someone else talk rather than listening to Brendan for 2 hours and have disagree with everything Callen says.

[@SolDrivn]

Did you fart, queef, fart, did you farty fa-art!!

[@Kevin-ui8cz]

Theo has such a unique style of comedy. He can make these bizarre statements about his past life as a Louisiana bayou hillbilly, and the statement is so bizarre that you can’t initially believe it, but Theo has a skill where he can add details to that first statement during the flow of normal conversations and then a few minutes later he drops some final details of addition that is so well placed that you then begin to believe that the first statement he made was genuine. That’s the best part about his bits - the moment where you begin to wonder if he is telling the truth.

[@EdgarAlanPro]

He has a fucking mullet i love it

[@DPER4]

Chin, this is a great angle. Keep using it.

[@garsto9718]

A lot of these black gentleman have their sneakers on during the porn Lol Theo is the man !

[@RoundTripWorld]

Glad I got to finally listen to how it all started

[@bobbymanners7070]

I went to middle school with Theo from 92-93 dude was super weird and would always be late to class. I remember at the 8th grade dance he brought a stuffed animal as his date , I'm pretty sure he had down syndrome looks as if he beat it though ....

[@chrispetela8644]

Bobby Manners joke right? Cause u can’t beat Down syndrome 😂 he says it all the time

[@jcarroll7371]

Bobby Manners u sounds super reliable smh

[@ThizzDiggs]

Gang gang bruh

[@jtswatsup]

Made up

[@jasonferguson5704]

Lol...I tried to give you two thumbs up

[@erikbondarenko5304]

BRYAN HAS AN AMAZING ABILITY TO TALK FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND LITERALLY SAY NOTHING

[@cmdrdavenport]

i dont really like him... hes kind of hateable

[@jalenoehlert]

i almost envy it

[@eustaceb547]

@@cmdrdavenport why are you here wasting your time watching his podcast if you are unable to tolerate his personality? lol

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

@@eustaceb547 two words. Theo Von

[@tyce14444]

would be a great politician

[@patricklabarbiera1916]

It's so weird, because they had Theo so close to talking about something serious about himself. But he is so good at deflecting and they are both very interested in talking about themselves. So they totally took the pedal off what could have been a really interesting moment for Theo.... that he would never want to talk about.

[@brianlewis1372]

It is very interesting to listen to Theo talk about his love life haha

[@henzobean]

"adult meetings" 😂😂😂😂💀 This man is hilarious

[@fredc8618]

Im 36 im an adult male.. lmfao!! 🤣😂😂😂😂

[@eswift3160]

Fred C lmao 😂😂😂

[@jneta9712]

That's a fact

[@paulmackyou9098]

Theo von is legit one of the funniest dudes out there. I grew up in a mixed race neighborhood I live just 10 minutes from that hood now bc I feel comfortable close to it

[@jc2367]

i remember him from road rules and him being an outcast early in the show, had no idea he became a comedian

[@AliGspot]

Brendon is funny af in this, hugely underrated

[@nathonreep4657]

I hope soneone is figuring out theo for the first time so they can laugh there ass off for the next month

[@bondosaucy9675]

I love what Theo says when the podcast starts so true

[@bedford4383]

0:50 onwards... watching callen trying to get a word in... lol