Love that Chris said the person going to the store just to get nail clippers is a lunatic, yet he went to CVS just to get a lint roller 😂
@Dean-to7bkАй бұрын
Those are two different things…I think.
@HandlewithluvАй бұрын
We already established he’s a loon 😅
@armandoguerra7658Ай бұрын
Yeah, that’s too much of a looooney move, but making girls get a CD tatt is on the level 😂😂😂
@alanroberts1069Ай бұрын
First drill sound at 1:39, YES DUDE your guy has sonar!
@mattkoz9416Ай бұрын
Is it just me or is the only thing fully in focus is his background..?
@burtswayzeАй бұрын
Came here to say chris is outve focus because the background
@peezy8848Ай бұрын
It's u
@loganreacts1794Ай бұрын
Your in focus
@quez3Ай бұрын
100%
@kurtreed7022Ай бұрын
What a weird way to ask "is it just me or does the background make Chris look out of focus?"
@Jennifer-i3b9qАй бұрын
the asian barista bit absolutely crusheddddddd
@daddymcpapi7520Ай бұрын
to be fair, Chris does look like he plays the drums.
@testpm-il7qqАй бұрын
"What if i needed safety, and comfort.. what if i just needed someone to listen.." 🤣🤣🤣
@benbolton4221Ай бұрын
we’re having silly goose for thanksgiving today 👏🏼
@camrinhebert699Ай бұрын
Not me hearing the drilling almost the entire time so far the first 10 minutes after him saying you couldn’t😂😂 thought I was going crazy
@testpm-il7qqАй бұрын
Arnold: "Because i'm a stud" Chris : *proceeds to lose his sh!t* 🤣🤣🤣
@LisaMoody1979Ай бұрын
Maybe it was Chris repeatedly sayin' "stogie" like Schwarzenegger, or maybe it was his hilarious comments on Ellen D. & Portia...But for some reason this particular episode tickled me to the point where I could NOT control my laughter, so much so that I woke my boyfriend up from a deep sleep !! 😄😆😅😂🤣 Thanks for the awesome and unbelievably funny episode ! 👍♥️🙋
@ET-gr1ezАй бұрын
If you love Chris so much then why dontcha just marry him already! Jeez woman
@LisaMoody1979Ай бұрын
This is why we need to find a cure for autism, folks. @@ET-gr1ez
@crudekittyАй бұрын
i think your boyfriend made a burner account
@undeadSOLDIER85Ай бұрын
Please for the love of god react to the press tour of “Wicked” with the two female leads. 😂 I can already hear you going nuclear now.
@clairvoyant_afАй бұрын
I must be a dolphin cuz I definitely hear it 😂
@GeeTee1551Ай бұрын
Thanks for putting an episode out today, happy thanksgiving to all
@lttnomad9906Ай бұрын
Thankful for this podcast❤
@kylelorenzen7319Ай бұрын
Thanks for Giving us this episode
@jonnyhollywood514Ай бұрын
"hey! do you have to worry about dysentery?? NO! you're good!" lololol fucking murdered me
@An93la.Ай бұрын
HAPPY THANKSGIVING YOU TURKEY'S 🦃
@pixelfacekillahАй бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving. That high pitched drilling the background though...ruff ruff 🐕🐶
@alexvargas1772Ай бұрын
Yea they needed to noise gate the higher frequencies to cancel that out in post, but maybe they didn’t notice it
@jeckylinhyde3914Ай бұрын
Love you dude. Happy Thanksgiving dope show as always . Gonna be honest the new back ground is a bit busy missing the old set up.
@amc6965Ай бұрын
The life rips painting was dopee
@andrewlebron5616Ай бұрын
Happy thanksgiving m’babies
@BayouDiddyАй бұрын
🥧 Happie punkin pie day!
@cesar5286Ай бұрын
Sick Intro dude. Hits all corners & I like how it shows the people in your life too. Keep up the good work dad bro 🤙
@jackfearon2412Ай бұрын
Elen moving to the UK😂😂😂😂 Wait till she gets here, she'll be on the first flight back!
@maynardtrendle820Ай бұрын
The background causes issues with the compression of the video. As a result, Chris, you will almost always be out of focus slightly.
@SootSootSootSootyАй бұрын
So nice to meet a virgin in the comments! Welcome 🤗
@burtswayzeАй бұрын
Explain why he was in focus last episode and the background was not… (last episode was fine)
@Dean-to7bkАй бұрын
Who cares? He’s blurry on the inside too.
@alexvargas1772Ай бұрын
Nah the camera is focusing on the wrong depth. It’s focused on the background instead of the subject. Could be an erroneous manual focus setting or even an accidental toggle to manual focus when they were expecting auto focus to be on. Lots of ways to accidentally do this. It happens unfortunately.
@alexvargas1772Ай бұрын
Could also be they had the auto focus set correctly initially but forgot to turn on continuous AF tracking.
@Dean-to7bkАй бұрын
Hey Chris, ya gettin’ old!! Yyyyeeeessssss dude. The shirt didn’t change at all!!!!!
@trishm142Ай бұрын
41:57 💯 EXACTLY thank goodness someone said it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@lancertreepufferАй бұрын
23:16 calling Thanksgiving "friendsgiving" is the most S'bitch thing you've said in a hot second😆 ffs🤣
@chipdiesel9788Ай бұрын
"Cmon GOD where you at?" 😂
@sewieb4483Ай бұрын
All the other Seth’s out there HAPPY THANKSGIVING
@Downs-IndroamАй бұрын
Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving my neighbors to the south ❤
@JustinMeansRighteousАй бұрын
Happy thanksgiving -ATL GA
@wlh9287Ай бұрын
The Rogan-view stuff!!! You obviously aren't scared of getting canceled again ❤ good show🎉
@WomenWearBigUglySquarePantsNowАй бұрын
He can't get "cancelled".
@itisthetruth13Ай бұрын
“Ima actually throw it away as soon I can’t find another sock, that socks gone” *TAKES DEEP BREATH*… SSSDDEEEEEEPP!
@cesar5286Ай бұрын
100000000% accurate about the coffee trip & the dad life bro. You’re not alone 😂
@144SLRPАй бұрын
I dig your back drop and new studio! But I do hope Kristin does her magic 🪄 & brings it to life 😄❤️🙌🙌 she made your last stu really neat too!!
@the.leosalasАй бұрын
Medium + Broad Shoulders= IMPOSSIBLE
@Downs-IndroamАй бұрын
Nice intro and studio!
@joediego2402Ай бұрын
Wheres the new ep!
@oskarhamburgers489Ай бұрын
Where is iiiiiit😢
@jessicaleighallegedly3269Ай бұрын
Happy thanksgiving 🦃🍽
@michaelallen6946Ай бұрын
I need That “hell yes, laugh“ Besos clip everyday
@NanokeepsАй бұрын
I bought myself a life rips sweater yesterday. See you at the log cabin!
@obkanezg2117Ай бұрын
Seems like the new studio isn’t picking up the producers laughs enough. Need more producer laughs in my life
@TonysandtoesАй бұрын
25:41 absolutely dead, where is this sound-byte from? 😂
@Jra16-o6tАй бұрын
It’s the music that would play when LOST came back from commercials on whatever the fuck channel. He has a very thorough bit on it here on the pod lol
@YoPierre24Ай бұрын
Chris mother effing Delia ya know?
@funnydonor9484Ай бұрын
More like niece effing… ya know
@scole781Ай бұрын
Ahhh Ch'yeah!!! A little CD on Thanksgiving...keep on chugging.
@lancertreepufferАй бұрын
43:49 im watching while on an elliptical at physical therapy and theres a guy named Grover walking around with a laptop on a stand-up rolling table, it's not cute or manly...S'bad name😆 hey guy...sesame street
@RizonielTVАй бұрын
new studio setup is 💯💯💯💯
@RizonielTVАй бұрын
💦💦💦💦💦💦
@DylanMcCullough-dh3feАй бұрын
What studio ???? You mean the random backdrop in a spare room in his house ???
@RizonielTVАй бұрын
@@DylanMcCullough-dh3fes'studio🤷♂️
@itisthetruth13Ай бұрын
Ima chow down on box till I die
@BenjiVerduАй бұрын
"Not going to give you one red cent until you tell me what flavor the ice cream is!"
@nativelad9411Ай бұрын
That hung barista accent was so good
@AshtynBrooks-b1lАй бұрын
When he did the high-pitched intro to “Let’s Get It On” my dog lost her shit
@aj00Ай бұрын
Love the new intro and song remix
@CR_22Ай бұрын
You should’ve added the clip of Bryan Callen fire breathing moment “sinners” 😂 and the silent drive
@YoPierre24Ай бұрын
Chris damn delya
@SheaMRandazzoАй бұрын
Most of the socks are in the body of your washer. I’ve worked on plenty of them to know. Pop the front panel off. You’re welcome.
@TomasBridalАй бұрын
Flippin’ Dildos and Smokin’ Stogies: the Adventures of a Door to Door Sex Toy Salesman.
@TyrantTitan.Ай бұрын
WHERE'S FAR RIGHT CHRIS???
@Dean-to7bkАй бұрын
In there somewhere…
@ncbob91Ай бұрын
Bro the dragon "haaggghhhh" had me rolling
@jacobharbert4332Ай бұрын
dang chank is getn after it 6 minutes in
@Arabong168Ай бұрын
Kristen was ready on the sidelines knowing she would have to call Chris out
@tommygreenthumbsАй бұрын
New background makes Chris look out of focus but the new intro video is FIRE
@16handsoffunfunfunАй бұрын
I am here for a Silly Goose Time !
@TheChilljeАй бұрын
Love me some opening not-so humble brag Chris D’Elia😂
@Chris-PАй бұрын
The Neapolitan Mafia- worst Baskin Robbins gang ever
@GKTorn.Ай бұрын
Always beefing with the Rocky Road Ruffians 😔
@ronnieroberts412Ай бұрын
Like if you have sonar and can hear the buzzing😂
@MrOiManDudeGuyАй бұрын
Never clicked so quick!
@keifernuncioАй бұрын
ahh man had such a good laugh at the eggs still being in the fridge
@trishm142Ай бұрын
44:18 having a daughter is the ABSOLUTE best I have one girl and two boys so different so the same
@jodie4074Ай бұрын
Yo Chris 🎉
@baddcheeta.Ай бұрын
16:58 😂😂😂😂😂 go get that coffee!!
@thereddevillzz3196Ай бұрын
Guess I needa start woof woooofffinng! Cause all i could hear was the ringinggggg! Im a dog now…ahhhyessss dude! Woof woof…Im a fuckiinggg dog!
@trippy1v349Ай бұрын
Wow I hear the buzzing. First time I’ve watched an episode in a minute too. It’s a high pitch noise that’s subtle but very obvious
@mattboudreaux2471Ай бұрын
The drills were heard
@aristocamm6574Ай бұрын
Keep bangerangin em out!
@thothbaboonАй бұрын
Btw Chris, Cafe Sapienta is a nice spot
@shawn_92Ай бұрын
Shoutout Morgan Doizaki the OG babies have known of him for quite some time
@MSUParkerАй бұрын
The video about stogies was pretty funny
@danielg4482Ай бұрын
should've called it "hung barista", really. and that ok. its a missed opportunity my babies
@austezygotKUSHАй бұрын
I HEAR IT!!
@yesdude3914Ай бұрын
Chris just speaking his mind about kristen's (spelled her name wrong) game thing that she bought whilst shes sitting right there😂
@dylangregg9271Ай бұрын
Been far too long since we’ve had a new episode of conGARgulations.
@Jennifer-i3b9qАй бұрын
listening to the pod defs thought it was his union tee shirt bc I feel like I have seen him wearing that for SEVEN YEARS
@Dean-to7bkАй бұрын
Hey guy, it’s not the shirt…. It’s you!
@sticktoyourmusicАй бұрын
How to not forget people (and/or stuff) you invite (or wanna do). Do 2 lists!!! One for the invitation, and one for the same day the event is happeneing to make sure everyone/everything is there/happening :P
@Benjamin.S.S.Ай бұрын
Where'd you find the three blind mice glasses?
@MojoMosley-s7mАй бұрын
The background is too much lol
@jungleboi3113Ай бұрын
irvine was sick dude!!!!
@th3rumproastАй бұрын
Fun fact he’s still in the same studio he just bought a $130 green screen off Amazon.
@SootSootSootSootyАй бұрын
Juan fired at the cbean.
@thatguy9807Ай бұрын
Grover D'Elia, "C'Mere Gov Grov!" It'sssssssssssssssssssss a dog name!
@TylerG69Ай бұрын
S’short. 80% Calvin stories. It might be time…
@derekjones3694Ай бұрын
Dude that Arnold shit had rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@Benjamin.S.S.Ай бұрын
Why do you sound like Stewy Griffin when you do your Arnold? 😂
@racheller8753Ай бұрын
Intro 🔥
@manisyko8194Ай бұрын
I know him cos when he said hey dude i said you don't know me and chris said you don't know me eeehhhyyyeeesss dude got outta that one 🤙🤙
@adonut4uАй бұрын
SMOKIN STAOGIES🚬
@mikaellugo4146Ай бұрын
Oh cool you’re in the demolition man intro
@WhosAmIАй бұрын
Definitely have some sort of high pitch feedback issue. Almost sounds like a vacuum running in the other room… It’s not too bad.
@brianmarquez2819Ай бұрын
"The Neapolitan Mafia" 6:27
@jeilruiz1963Ай бұрын
Someone from his patreon should send Chris the wicked Arianna grande interviews !!!