Dude Kristin laughing in the background while Chris was SO RIGHT was fucking hilarious
@ajp12827 ай бұрын
The first 34minutes could've been stand-up material. Chris' storytelling is naturally engaging and flat out hilarious 😂
@iCHAWY7 ай бұрын
The Chinese body switch bit had me crying.
@JohnnyDehn7 ай бұрын
Dude I’ve seen every episode and this was definitely one of my favorite ones 😂
@Nostalgiator7 ай бұрын
i almost died when he goes second time to the kuks@k1nk elevator
@jordandandy47677 ай бұрын
Literally CACKLING out loud at the first 30 mins about the festival😂😂😂
@ApexBlueTLX7 ай бұрын
ngl whenever chris gets mad its the funniest shit lmao love these bits
@SeanDuffield7 ай бұрын
"Is this even a good podcast?" Dude, this is THEE best Congratulations Podcast ever! Kristin laughing in the background always gets me!
@Coop_637 ай бұрын
This was the best podcast in so long thanks Chris
@SupergoodStudios7 ай бұрын
Thanks for listening
@dtol987 ай бұрын
“Have u ever stood for 5 hours straight” 😂apparently never had a day job
@charlieseets94347 ай бұрын
Idk why but this podcast ripped extra hard. “Im not runnin from things im runnin to things”- David Country Sullivan
@Manistak19887 ай бұрын
The festival address part had me crying laughing
@mtbceri7 ай бұрын
Haha, Wirrie Nelson corporate espionage had me in stitches🤣😂
@Paddy5047 ай бұрын
All-time bit imo
@aj007 ай бұрын
Sitting in a parking lot in Newport waiting for my brother to get out of school, listening to Chris getting angry about anger management 💀
@JamesScrote7 ай бұрын
Newport is closer to Stagecoach than the parking lot was tbh
@aj007 ай бұрын
@@JamesScrote LOLL
@benjamincjholmes7 ай бұрын
Newport, Wales?
@aj007 ай бұрын
@@benjamincjholmes Newport Beach California
@Bobbbbbyhigh7 ай бұрын
Lmao
@bricelafond5197 ай бұрын
“If I YELLLLLL….’manabuser” got me soo good😂
@samiboi8521Ай бұрын
Same 😂
@justintindel92717 ай бұрын
“You ever been around without sitting down for five hours” most relatable suffering, ever bro.
@cc-sb1is7 ай бұрын
It's like he's never had to have an average, blue-collar job on his life hahaha
@SoCal2NC7 ай бұрын
Literally everyday of my job 😂😂
@Charles-ij1ow7 ай бұрын
@@SoCal2NC But don't you get a 15 min break after 2 hrs, 30 min lunch after 4 and another 15 min break after 6hrs?
@TomB-m6p7 ай бұрын
@@Charles-ij1ow haha no man that sounds like union workers. The rest of only get a lunch break and then right back too it
@Charles-ij1ow7 ай бұрын
@@TomB-m6p I'm in Nevada, a right to work state and I'm not in a Union. Sounds more like your working under the table or your shady business doesn't follow state laws.
@kadelu11377 ай бұрын
Kristins scenario was so funny
@gavinr55767 ай бұрын
I love how he's describing many people's average work day as "destruction" on his body... 😂
“The beautiful thing about music is that it brings people together no matter how many teeth you have”- true poetry
@beigeroom68767 ай бұрын
8:30 "have you ever not sat down for 5 hours?". yes chris. most people have worked a real job before
@marniebrimhall9867 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 I know it took me a sec... I was listening deeply to his stage coach plight, and then he asked the question!!! "Have you ever walked around for five or six hours without sitting!?" Yes, everyday for four decades. !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂
@Gotti897 ай бұрын
That Chinese diplomat bit 😂🤣😂🤣 I love post-cancelling D'Elia
@pacoTHE1ANDONLY7 ай бұрын
this is a TOP 10 episode dude i'm dyinggggg
@SupergoodStudios7 ай бұрын
LOL
@josephdavis26957 ай бұрын
Here for the hard-hitting news ONLY… and that’s PERIOD.
@sethrobinson287 ай бұрын
“You bought me boots then you made fun of the way I walk in themmm”
@ryanbowen97187 ай бұрын
We took that train and walked the town, both boots were broken innnn
@sethrobinson287 ай бұрын
@@ryanbowen9718 thank you Ryan. We are truly friends 🤠
@Brbrnskhgf56667 ай бұрын
You need to do more stuff like stage coach. It gives you funny stories to tell
@yesdude39147 ай бұрын
Sometimes when I sit down on the toilet, I hold in my poo until I find the right video on KZbin to watch...I can confidently say that once I saw Chris uploaded, it just slid out like a glove, dude
@galegaxx7 ай бұрын
DUDE
@jrc60287 ай бұрын
y'ass is picky
@heidigarcia72517 ай бұрын
I cannot stop laughing at how relatable this is
@markschultz37917 ай бұрын
Sliding out like a glove is not the phrase we use here in America buddy.
@birdog96337 ай бұрын
Man… I was absolutely geekin at the festival address stuff
@eteam45417 ай бұрын
The most exact recreation I've ever heard😂😂😂 good for you Chris the spice of life is getting angry noticing your mistake and then being able to laugh about it later 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@brendan89157 ай бұрын
Fuck me that Chinese spy bit is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard. Please write a show Chris. Fuck I'm hurting from laughing.
@evaninboots7 ай бұрын
45:30 I Know im not the only one that cracked up at chris breaking into eminem just because of the name miranda lambert
@stephenfox83377 ай бұрын
Why do I love this podcast? Chris is so God damn relatable. Thanks man!
@telepathy907 ай бұрын
“I took off my boot and sock and talk about red dead redemption”😂😂
@EnigmaticGooner7 ай бұрын
YEESSSSSSS DUDE a “Silla de Ruedas” mention after 5 years 😂😂😂 in my weekly vocabulary 🤣
@Mobldesign7 ай бұрын
Wife directions….😂 classic
@pitfighter8717 ай бұрын
Chris talking like the Chinese man is exactly the Joker talking to himself in his cell at Arkham Asylum
@Aries003247 ай бұрын
Wirrie Nelson 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣
@idontknowyetwhoiam7 ай бұрын
26:33 "this is too much complaining, I'll go into some gratefulness after this" LMAOO
@javiersantamaria68177 ай бұрын
Chris’s wife laughing in the background while he’s become aware that he was trying to pull into the festival had me in tears. Could only imagine what the front desk agent must’ve been thinking when he called about not being able to get to the hotel. Lol 😂
@ailishcox45677 ай бұрын
"no thanks, I'm more at home when my muscles are tense"
@juleecarpenter11067 ай бұрын
I am going to rewatch this episode every day of my LIFE!!!!
@trishm1427 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 my husband would ABSOLUTELY have the same reaction as Chris did with the directions mis-connections
@jasiehughes40437 ай бұрын
I had a break down at work tonight and this is the first time I've laughed since. Thank you Chris
@JohnMacRae237 ай бұрын
The Willie Nelson/spy act out was so f'n funny
@StoryLoreStudio7 ай бұрын
41:48 almost choked on my food with laughter.
@christinaharris95427 ай бұрын
My two worlds (county & comedy) collided this weekend and I couldn’t be happier. Hells yeah, yeehaw!!
@sethrobinson287 ай бұрын
Delia- “and I’m not even a celebrity “ Me - Yyyyyyyyyyy’are
@brandonjumpsrope7 ай бұрын
49:20 I enjoy watching you do stand-up the same way you watch music performers. "All in a day's work." My lady and I most recently saw you at the Ryman Auditorium
@brendanp25617 ай бұрын
“9 thousand blisters”, my dad from across the room: “That’s what they called me in high school”
@tabathapuckett24227 ай бұрын
It means a lot when people that make you feel better such as your favorite comedians are kind to fans, at least momentarily. A few years back you were touring in Nashville at at the end of your set, my friend and I were elated with joy and were not intoxicated and we remember going outside and passed and shopped a merch table that Michael Lenochi was selling his merch at and he was so intentionally rude and we were soft spoken and just telling him thank you for laughs and we purchased his stuff. It was such a downer on the way home because he talked to us like we were peasants. It’s just nice when people acknowledge kindness and it was off putting to see him or anyone behave in that manner.
@WomenWearBigUglySquarePantsNow7 ай бұрын
Is that his POS "friend" who came into his home and just took his pizza? I've always HATED that guy. He needs to get his ass handed to him.
@evaninboots7 ай бұрын
im so glad to see chris being inspired by his experience at a place that he always makes fun of people for going to. love to see it.
@marysue31647 ай бұрын
Laughed so hard. I'd like to thank Kristen for all the comedic material she's giving you. Haven't laughed that hard in so long. The anger app. Hahahahaha.
@wyattamick7 ай бұрын
Half way thru. The first half hour was absolutely GOLD wowwwww 😂😂😂😂
@More_OhSo7 ай бұрын
I would have been the one driving and putting the wrong directions in. In the shop ROLLING!!!!!😂
@roberttorres48937 ай бұрын
@01:00 Chris"CowBoy Man" DeLia would be awesome. Tassles & Spurs YES! 😂
@MimsAndM7 ай бұрын
Kristen is a Trooper! You’re wild, dude. Funniest episode in a while. You two are so funny together. 😂😅😂😅😂
@jaywalshmusicandsong17367 ай бұрын
I LOVE your take on singers, in between lyrics. Fellow entertainers just doing their job. But what an excellect job to have.
@Dayleno4 ай бұрын
I think this was my favorite episode. God was that some great story telling. You had me dying in the car😂 people probably thought I was a psychopath.
@gioacchinodangelo4267 ай бұрын
the pure joy in Davids voice hearing from chris is top notch
@amberheardslawyerprofessor52667 ай бұрын
35:00 I thought I switched to a Datto video, “Yo is Chris playing Destiny 2 watching Datto?” 😎
@juleecarpenter11067 ай бұрын
This episode was INSANELY FUNNY! KRISTEN WINS AGAIN!!!! RUNK!
@Neil_Mason17 ай бұрын
Miranda lambert and Adam Sandler in pampers 🔥 🔥
@photo80sjeff847 ай бұрын
I'm Driving, I'm putting in Waze directions. The end.😂
@MSUParker7 ай бұрын
Chris clapping and going YAY about his huge heel blister has me to the point of tears I'm laughing so hard.
@JlimSin7 ай бұрын
The reason why I listen to Chris man, the whole thing with the wrong address and hotel room is so relatable and I’m getting angry listening to it lmfao, I genuinely don’t think that’s an anger problem, that’s a normal reaction to the given situation 😂
@chriswheeler15397 ай бұрын
Well it’s official the Stage Coach story is a Congratulations classic
@wyattamick7 ай бұрын
1000% absolutely rip roaring all the way through
@wildinc.77207 ай бұрын
That parking lot story made me legit almost pass out from laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
@ms-wl8wz7 ай бұрын
The deranged cackling I've done this episode 😂
@peezy88487 ай бұрын
Lol " you ever been around for not sittin down for 5 hours" 😅
@tommyprior_7 ай бұрын
Life of a stand up comedian😭
@MatyasImp7 ай бұрын
Yeah it happens. Don t realize it until too late
@inigomontoya6197 ай бұрын
Im 42 and i stand/run around all day at work. For less than 15 a hr. And i have to do that for 1 day. Just to go out to any comedy show. Most times 2 3 days
@kyleturner37797 ай бұрын
For once Kristin is the one in the wrong for everything you were mad about 😂 the GPS, the room, the dressing you and not just suggesting comfortable shoes instead of boots. She’s overdue to do something wrong though so we still love her lol
@Charles-ij1ow7 ай бұрын
She f's up a lot, including denting up his cars, she's just hot and flexible
@baddcheeta.7 ай бұрын
The blister 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 s’gross! I thought country people brought their lawn chairs to SC? Lololol This ep was one for the books 🎉
@brianmarquez28197 ай бұрын
Love how chris was about to say at the beginning 1:05 thats festivals arent lame after talkin shit about them for years, never said it just went str8 into the story. Which was some of his funniest shit!😂 Go to more fests! Do more shit you dont normally do, makes for the best comedy!
@willis90287 ай бұрын
With headphones on you can hear Kristin laughing about the address and that shit had me dying
@bromandudeguy46267 ай бұрын
Chris i love ya. I dont sit down for 10 hours 4 days a week im 41 and every day is leg day.
@cozyrobeclub7 ай бұрын
I absolutely fucked up 😂 😂 was such a fun weekend!!
@TOOSAUCII5107 ай бұрын
The Chinese body swap had me looking crazy at work for how hard I was laughing lmao
@LoveBugAlly697 ай бұрын
Lmfaoo the lady country artist bit was hilarious 47:30
@r34ct47 ай бұрын
His wife losing it in the background makes this so much more great
@luckyboltz297 ай бұрын
I’ve been saying “standing next to Hardy” in that voice inside my head for the past three days
@PiccolosDaughter7 ай бұрын
"It's so pink it looks like you can f*** it." "Talk about Red Dead Redemption dude." 😂
@crispycryptosupreme2647 ай бұрын
I was looking at my phone, listening, and the miranda lambert eminem bit got me soooooo good. Good job. Congratualtions!
@gioacchinodangelo4267 ай бұрын
See this is why I listen to congratulations . Its literally my anger management because i have so many encounters that i wanna snap but i have to see the comedy in life and when i do, i dont lose my shit and i make the best decisions. Love this show, i love @chrisdelia and i wish he was my friend so i can just rag on life and be like, life rips.
@UncleRidgley7 ай бұрын
Best one I've seen in a while. Yelling is therapy.
@S2KYLEFXLRST7 ай бұрын
Us blue collar guys on our feet in boots for 12-16 hour shifts watching this like……. 🤣🤣🤣
@SickNaban7 ай бұрын
This was a great episode! Thanks buddy!
@JFM4447 ай бұрын
The body switch got me pulling over on the road cause tearing up too much for laughter
@JMerc7 ай бұрын
This was one of the best podcasts 😂😂😂 Apple watch bit was WAY too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelpaonessa62787 ай бұрын
The Chinese guy transforming into Kristin’s body watching Willie Nelson was legendary funny
@juleecarpenter11067 ай бұрын
I literally cannot stop watching this!
@kennyiv9317 ай бұрын
i have to check if i’m dead 😂
@EliThompson-yl6ey6 ай бұрын
Chris saying how hard it is to stand for longer than 5 hours and and I gotta go do 12 hours in a kitchen 😂
@Downs-Indroam7 ай бұрын
Thanks Chris and everyone 😊
@davidguschl5917 ай бұрын
Chris's first concert blew his mind 🤯
@kanielh52297 ай бұрын
“music brings people together no matter how many teeth they have”
@RoryOConnor7 ай бұрын
Duude,That would be the funniest sketch series 😂 ...animation?! You have to go to Gastonbury, the stories would be phenomenal, fashion... raincoat maybe or whatever! Dua Lipa is head lining Friday, I believe!
@WaterpoloAGUIRRE127 ай бұрын
If you’re mad, you’re picking up on a lie to lighten your mood ask “what lie am I picking up on?” Then say “return to sender with consciousness” or “pod poc” whichever one lightens things up
@paulmason26587 ай бұрын
Episode of the year. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@loganstegelmeier60137 ай бұрын
Chris’ country song about yelling at Kristen 😂🤣😂
@niki_s97 ай бұрын
One of the best episodes! 🤣 And happy birthday David!!
@patrickorphey46907 ай бұрын
I have maybe let my girl drive once or twice when she sees me drink more than 2 or 3 beers in a few hrs while out, and when she starts yelling at other drivers I just explode with laughter 🤣 but she lets me yell 1 outa 5 drives as long as I contain it to short bursts and then a joke to lighten the mood 😜
@johncallandrillo36567 ай бұрын
The Asian spy skit to get Tim Cook Apple Watch was hillarious