Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP62 - Putting A Price On Sodomy

[@AbsoluteMotivation]

I don't think I've ever watched a podcast and laughed so much. Every single episode is gold plain n'simp

[@RobFlo]

dude... every podcast is GOLD. your hour of just talking and ranting is better then most comedians full hour of stand up! I can’t be the only one who feels this way. every week you give us a new hour of comedy and it always makes my week! S’mazing!

[@slaughtergang518]

yeah. podcast tend to be white as hell. there's a few like joes and delias especially the comedy ones

[@MoonLander]

wow you know rob flo?

[@matthewmendez3632]

then or than? definitely than

[@zachvetter8695]

truth...s'mazing...

[@MapleBar777]

Friday needs to step it's game up. All about Tuesday now. I have no life LMFAO

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

"mothers become daughters and daughters become mothers" HAHAHAHAHA

[@fullmetalheel]

Being able to see the hand gestures heightens the experience.

[@hburger1235]

its Alpha, Beta, CUDA

[@ryandimsdale3930]

LOL

[@nickchezum1088]

Then S’bitch?

[@ericsogge8400]

Harrison Corbin Alpha, Beta, SEEYA

[@jacobharbert4332]

thank you

[@tomdyer8518]

Watching this in the ER vomiting. True baby till death, which might actually happen.

[@ericmustin8816]

'sget better baby

[@tomdyer8518]

Eric Mustin just left! I'm all good homie 🙌🏻

[@bredwright]

I’m so happy you’re alright get a beer with you or something at the log cabin

[@plamoretti673]

Thomas Kent Dyer did u die

[@franktarango9595]

A third left of the series left before nothing is new. Started from the most recent episode and mmm here now. Whooopy. Great shit chris

[@CherryXValanceX]

Nothing makes me happier than daddy's laugh

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

It's the sound of joy. It makes me giggle so much

[@melissaj.riverasanchez1693]

feels like daddy got back home from work, and he's pulling into the driveway LOL DADDY!

[@issafacelift]

lightningfrom 93 did you even consider using crisco or foil on the baking sheet to avoid sticking? You may want to mix crisco and butter, nothing will stick.

[@pitchblack1012]

Don't have notifications on? Ya nah baby

[@breezebee]

Blessed with another podcast, babies unite

[@PS3rocks09]

A lot of growth from this guy. Makes me appreciate current Chris more

[@breezebee]

“You got to take what you want in a non rapey way. That’s what sex is. It’s domination” lmao

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

Got a n'episode at midnight? Looks like im not going to bed tonight.

[@Puddin127]

From like 41:00 to like 44:00 I was dying with the drive by ehhhhhs

[@Futureacquiescence]

Laughing s’hard at work that people are staring 😂

[@gamblinguru33]

Holy shit I think I'm becoming a baby

[@stefanimurray8543]

I get you. I’ve seen your stand up and was very impressed as I busted a gut every time I was able to pause and listen to the continuation of your flow. Then.... BAHAHAHA.... However here, I see a bit of your natural personality and you match your work. I feel you. Every attitude, idiotic thing humans, like us too, do each day. It’s just woooo

[@AeonGotBeats]

The best Ehhs ever on this episode, period.

[@hamzasale2651]

of course ur opener clicks the first video! this is the same guy who bought the exact outfit that was on the mannequin in gstar!!!

[@awalldance]

The most valid point I have ever read!

[@ashleyandchloe]

I don’t see the app anywhere, on iOS. And MAN Chris works hard! That line up/schedule!? And the constantly adding second shows? 👏👏👏💰📈🥇👍😄(I never had emoji access, I’m abusing it a little. Just lemme get it out of my system)

[@Mary-wj5ew]

Damn I love how passionate you got about the appropriate use of the term cuda.

[@jaimereynolds258]

Baby here!

[@doyjuhl3421]

Chris “My Opener” D’elia

[@RigzBYM]

this podcast cleared up my shmegma

[@matthewmedeiros5533]

BABIES

[@mikewill5097]

Matthew Medeiros wat up my early comment people

[@jaygreen7575]

What uuuuup

[@slaughtergang518]

👶

[@Cococonutt]

Here

[@matthewmedeiros5533]

Great to see the babies at home base

[@tabithaa8]

ALL HAIL THE FEARFUL LEADER

[@travishibachi]

"FEARLESS." Na sa'pose to say that about Daddy. Ehhhhhhhhh s'rude and inaccurate.

[@Codysooz]

*Fearful

[@JMarston1984]

4:50 yeah, baseball players do that "light your shoe on fire" thing. They wrap a bunch of matches in gum, because theyre bored as fuck, because Baseball is literally hanging around in the dugout for 2 hours and playing ACTUAL baseball for about 20 minutes .... So, they will actually do this even in the Major Leagues, stick the gum wrapped matches on someone's shoe , and light someone's FUCKING FOOT ON FIRE!!!! And they all think it's funny!! I want someone to LITERALLY press criminal charges , cuz ya LITERALLY set someone on fire.

[@JMarston1984]

4:24 the shoe fire

[@robertoescobar3188]

I remember working at a retail store and one of the representatives from HR called an employee and told her she was fired...Unfortunately she did this as an April Fool's joke, and the joke was on her when the company found out and gave her (HR rep) that map to the unemployment line. Talk about: When April Fool's shows you what happens when you're a Cuda, lol

[@levicohen7333]

The drive by hehhhh is the funniest fucking shit everrrr

[@zeesmoke]

Best Podcast Ever ...FACTS!

[@tedowf]

Another great episode!!! Two things though, just tell us who set the shoes on fire. Also, how much was the sushi bro? Just tell us!

[@Yarooni22]

Always funny as shit 👏🏻🙏

[@rigatoni_pasta]

Bro. I spend at least 15 minutes getting 5-10 tabs ready for a sess.

[@salohcin1013]

That John Mayer impresh HAHAHAHA

[@Pickletown22]

Time to bring him back!

[@yepbike99]

My bouncy ball just bounced into the backseat of my two-door car, I had to get it quickly.

[@caelinludka3688]

Chris I had a dream last night that I met you and we hugged and you said "hey baby!" And I cried 😂😂😂 then I woke up and thought fuck I need to meet him. 😂😂

[@amylouise5618]

DAMN! Daddy is looking jacked!

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@user-gt2be5ox6y]

You got my vote 🇺🇸

[@ericbecerra5893]

Holy shit That’s one of my fave Chank Smith freestyles

[@its_millertime3157]

The C stand for.....C = Cudda....”Dun-daa-liinn-dun-dun-din-daah”

[@brendenk5694]

Yum

[@7burnitdown]

baha tht lackadaisical thing cracked me up

[@Smileyson58]

True baby already listened but have to watch daddy talk about boning 😛😛😛

[@dnoshoot7449]

Thanks daddy

[@LeoStagi]

Ehhhhhhhh, auh heh

[@btsbwl7264]

Love chillin' with daddy

[@sc-zo1dm]

Thanks for the wichita shoutout🤣

[@williammilk7874]

Mmm yum and now please welcome exaliburr welcome,dang man you got me laughing extro

[@antoothbrush5094]

hey where do i go to listen to this

[@jcbastard6999]

spotify

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

Chris coming out swinging in this episode haha

[@oracleofaltoona]

You are the new Werner Herzog. I know he will be proud.

[@markogolesbabic7223]

When did Ivan Getridoff come about? Listened to every podcast but maybe was eh'too busy laughing to notice it.

[@vinnyd6227]

Possibly the real name of Juan Fyre 2

[@henjem14]

Chris your my life coach

[@coolkale2950]

Alright I'm in, this was funny

[@DL3bb1ng]

*clicked video* *clicked description* *read description* *screenshotted description, then hit like*

[@mikewill5097]

Wad up my early comment people

[@LoVeAmBiEnT]

Leader of the cult. We all gonna chill one day in that log cabin. Goal for 2020 become elder!

[@Inyobizzness]

Man. Who would have thought a mere 2 months later this is where we would be? I looked forward to this podcast every week since ep40. Never failed to make me genuinely laugh. The log cabin crew was small enough that I was the only person I know who listened to it and so my inner voice became entirely s’, ehhh, YUM, brinks truck, bags and single person Q&A. Never got to actually use them out loud. Now I know I never will 🥴

[@paigebundy9083]

fuck yes i was at that orlando show!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u 4 blessing florida

[@rezahosein7863]

Dude you and Theo are savages

[@Francisah]

YUM

[@clairesalem3546]

I like to eat children. y u m

[@Francisah]

plasma master s a m e

[@Francisah]

e s p e c i a l l y b a b i e s

[@odin1311]

Cabbage slaw? Ess called coleslaw

[@supernovamimosa]

who the fucks Cole? s'cabbage

[@itsCONTROVERSY]

"heehh ehhhhhh"

[@travis2050]

Reluctantly, but feeling it was the lesser of two evils, President Truman made the call the drop the first atomic bomb on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. N'then we got pizza.

[@irreverentium]

Yup the pregnant prank just happened to me😅

[@187SCARFACE187]

Fuck man....I was just about to sleep!! Now I gotta listen to this shit.....I’m more exited than complaining fyi😁 hey babies!!

[@ScandzaVaeringjar]

Uncle Vinny pronounced Underberg wrong as well xD

[@ross6518]

A shout out to Wichita! Thanks Daddy. And thanks to Juan Fire for fixing the most fucked up tour dates of the week to Wichita, KS because I wasn't sure if Dear Leader was coming here. -w

[@b1ggun432]

i like the names we-on-fire, and ivan-gets-rid-of

[@Dezy623]

"Who thinks it's funny to prank someone?" He pranks a dude and posts video of it 1 month earlier lol

[@RedZedHeadTV]

53 minutes? Papa is ripping us off.

[@galigyal399]

CHRIS, YOU ARE THE MF TRUTH!!!!! I LOVE YOU

[@Jpetersson]

Smileyface! Yum!

[@jessicamccawley6031]

Trying to keep a straight face while walking amongst families, thinking about putting a $$$ On bee effing.

[@RiotxGiirl]

38:38 s'cute

[@eimearoconnor1522]

Me Undies?? :D :D hilarious

[@jimitrabattle4720]

He looks so good in that grey shirt...

[@galaxybrainkid1222]

S'n'ecessarypost

[@lordsmithio]

Theres no amount of $, it would permanently fuck you up for life. Imagine what marcellus wallace felt like after it in Pulp Fiction.

[@michaelfontaine8231]

Who thinks that they're that important?

[@emoraytorres6842]

Amateur Allure got the baddest chicks though, that's my go to

[@joshwhitehead6664]

Time to back up the brinks truck.

[@kaileygirl123]

HEH AHHH

[@buffering7612]

Aston Kutcher is the worlds only comedian

[@Abrahamhamham]

I see the 2 door being bitch, but if you think that some guy had to get to some girl who was dripping wet but his car was in the shop and there were no free cabs or ubers to get him there on time, and he was in a rush, so he had to call his next door neighbour who is also his friend to drive him there, but this guy was like "man, i could drive you, but i have to go shopping with my wife" and he's like "dude, i don't really care about that, just make a detour and drop me off". His friend's like "but i have this 2 door car. Wouldn't it be bitch if she saw you climbing off the back seat?". The guy goes "God dammit... it reminds me of that time i was chasing a bouncy ball with a buddy of mine. We were on the street and we bought one of those...uhm...those...Fuck it, dude! i gotta get to this girl's house. She's dripping! She's soaking the fucking bed! I don't give a fuck. I'm coming over!" Can't be more bitch than chasing a bouncy ball. It's all i'm saying.

[@branexotic8822]

Hey Chris, hoping you'd come back to youtube.... Talk later

[@theronhayden4671]

21:50 the amateur allure

[@itsCONTROVERSY]

"im with Juan Fyre and Ivan Get Rid Of"

[@TheStoody]

Fuck it we'll do it live

[@jamesfree69]

Stacking that cheddar

[@scienz0220]

what a silly goose

[@natybats7089]

The only time I've ever "done it cause it will end up feeling good" was having sex with my friend with benefits. LMAO. I have vebatim said it in my head to myself. Sad. Oh well.

[@Sunsetbrunett]

Thank u the sex part so true

[@veganmikey1]

Claudette Hopkins yum

[@lucrativelyrics8131]

(@50:30) ay D'Elia ~ sweden's not eastern european ("wehh"? s'northern european)..which makes somebody; s'geographically challenged..(now s'free'cunsh - but here comes a combo; turn 'round / m'n-side-ya / now step back a lil' / uh, guh gunk!) *spoken like a tru baby

[@drekicks13]

Fuck daddy. I’ve been waiting for this shit . I have no patience

[@Luketc7]

20:00

[@shizliq]

Babie assignment for today. Click the first thumbnail.

[@clipper6429]

Marius Mace turned out to be a great choice for me today. Will try again. 5* review.

[@stalebreadzz]

16:04 clip ‘terial

[@er9875]

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