This podcast is the only thing left that makes any sense.
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
Yeppppp👍
@willzamudio65694 жыл бұрын
nomadvintageclothing tigerbelly also lol
@tomvice4 жыл бұрын
Chris d'elias special was painful to watch
@williamzullo29374 жыл бұрын
@@tomvice Why?
@samuelquintanilla63384 жыл бұрын
I'm right there with ya.
@Cyxz6664 жыл бұрын
Bert's tongue got caught in his teeth and he ate it.
@Vetti2X4 жыл бұрын
caught in his *cats teeth and he, and the cat split it, while his family starved , the whole gang
@sirkennyobrien2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, there's so much to unpack in this episode that it's overwhelming. No one comment does it justice, each one is but a fraction of commentary to a nuanced work of art
@damiankirkwood79244 жыл бұрын
garth is just giving us the slick stuff neat stuff, and the raw stuff, because thats just who he is
@j0sh7074 жыл бұрын
I like that.
@jaredfrosburg4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@danieldahl334 жыл бұрын
Let the conversation begin
@larry909444 жыл бұрын
I really like that.
@codymathes44504 жыл бұрын
God Damn that man is Neat... 🎸 😎
@Wowreally424 жыл бұрын
god damn... the hubris of these celebrities never ceases to amaze me. THANK YOU Matthew Mcconoughy. The public would be so lost without you and your absolute pearls of wisdom.
@the_comedycritic60664 жыл бұрын
James M the longer this goes on the more we get to see how out of touch these celebs really are.
@boofert.washington24994 жыл бұрын
Alright, alright, alright.
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
He’s a great actor, true detective season 1 was amazing, but yeah.....😂
@hallepark4 жыл бұрын
Crazy how much happens in 5 months...
@BigKevinSports4 жыл бұрын
“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS”
@SupremeChimp4 жыл бұрын
True. One thing is still the same though, D'Elia still isn't funny.
@joeymason79264 жыл бұрын
Diddled
@andren87884 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he'll ever come. Many before him have.
@ThReverend66614 жыл бұрын
bro you’re fuckin RACIST
@thomasleary21534 жыл бұрын
The difference between McConaughey and Garth is McConaughey is a fun crazy, Garth is scary crazy
@421less14 жыл бұрын
Thats too perfect man
@jerrybarker94454 жыл бұрын
Hit it on the head bro! Fun crazy is kinda cool crazy crazy is scary.
@TTK12244 жыл бұрын
“A hundred percent” -Bert
@colonslash66094 жыл бұрын
"It's well documented" Brendan Schaub
@psylander94573 жыл бұрын
“It’s entirely possible.” - Joe
@shaneupton16564 жыл бұрын
hearing Charo say 'dey government is trying to stop you but ju just gotta do ju, daw' restores my faith in humanity and makes everything right
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
I love all those Charro clips....🤣👍
@caseybarker84 жыл бұрын
Chris blocked me like 5 years ago on Instagram because I made fun of his shoes. I did not come correct.
@kristi94 жыл бұрын
Oh shit lol
@Baldmelon4 жыл бұрын
Terrible Comedian. Why did you follow him to begin with? :-P
@boricua11234 жыл бұрын
@@Baldmelon Didn't make fuckin dent.
@Baldmelon4 жыл бұрын
@@boricua1123 what?🤔
@danieldeppe76564 жыл бұрын
d Q umm I don’t see you with a badass log cabin cult so...
@anthonytenkku434 жыл бұрын
I love the Potter segments, he brings a lot of interesting stuff to the table and you can kind of tell he actually cares about the injustices he highlights. Good shit mommies.
@zankfrappe51454 жыл бұрын
...Great shoulder hair.
@Paul_Ward4 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of wanting to film 4 guys cumming into him to save the world tbh
@antoineboileau41944 жыл бұрын
What else do you expect from a highly paid sex worker???
@jeremyk_5412 жыл бұрын
The only good thing about 2022 is Potter isn't on the show anymore and that is great
@RoTxJAKE2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyk_541 who hurt you bro
@f.b.i.62494 жыл бұрын
country music hits differently when its muted
@michaelhenderson6434 жыл бұрын
Only way to listen tbh
@brandonf14824 жыл бұрын
Josh Potter is so goddamn funny it fucking makes my day when they bring him on
@gladtv78734 жыл бұрын
D’elia’s sort of Autism is the best type on the spectrum
@finnrater48124 жыл бұрын
@Zah Hall low and loose
@gladtv78734 жыл бұрын
Anthoney no actually i did not
@nashlxix4 жыл бұрын
I think why I love this show is that it is legitimately cool while presenting its rigidly mommy exterior. After extensive listening, arguably one of the very best podcast available on the internet. Keep following proto. Keep em' high and tight.
@HyperintelligentViralSpider4 жыл бұрын
Its very well produced and a ton of work goes into it but its maintained its fucked up core
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
I really believe that Your Mom’s House Podcast is the, straight up, funniest podcast there is. Ya just can’t beat it..😁👍
@shaynethomas88803 жыл бұрын
Out of everything Tom does, his impression of his disapproving mom tops the list and it's not even close
@vince.95814 жыл бұрын
Garth's face almost looks like a deepfake, that's how little emotion he expresses. That and the dead eyes.
@ghoulsarefree4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I'm starting to think he wears blue-eye contacts, he looks like a G cosplayer.
@bradyhicks13814 жыл бұрын
I like that
@colterstarr39804 жыл бұрын
It seriously looks like they CGI'd out his wrinkles.
@seaofbeer134 жыл бұрын
That's how he keeps the twang feathered, his instagram is proof.
@chutzpahboo4 жыл бұрын
Garth looks like upside down Johntra Volta's face.
@335sly4 жыл бұрын
Garth and Trish look like an alternate reality Tom and Christina
@ogplayapp4 жыл бұрын
i was just thinking that
@SNIPEY10114 жыл бұрын
That was a fucking spot on observation!
@wyatt14834 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I wasn't the only one🤣🤣
@DougUnfunny4 жыл бұрын
omg I was gonna say they look like dollar store versions or a poor mans Tom and Christina.
@enlightenedcalamity73744 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking this!! Thank god someone else said it too.
@mikem97044 жыл бұрын
People think D'Elia is waiting for things to settle down before he makes a statement, but really he's spent the last 3 days blocking thousands of people on twitter.
@gubberfuck4 жыл бұрын
@Chris Ruiz His career is still over.
@BerdFly4 жыл бұрын
@@gubberfuck true
@amandamarie7404 жыл бұрын
@Chris Ruiz he still used his fame and "power" to be a scumbag to girls. I just seen him in December at a show and I have been a fan. I still don't know how I feel bc I'm a fan, he didn't do anything illegal bc he didn't have sex with an underage girl but he definitely was creepy and not ok.
@mixedmartialmarxist4 жыл бұрын
Chris Ruiz bingo
@mixedmartialmarxist4 жыл бұрын
Amanda Marie girls literally used to line up for him in the comedy store waiting for his set to end hoping he’d show them a tiny bit of attention. he’s far from a scumbag & already proved the girls were lying. sucks that a good guy & hilarious comedian lost his career over this
@tc8604 жыл бұрын
How are we still ignoring the fact that we've never seen garth and tom in the same room?
@HENSONnOZ4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I forgot all about that 😮
@jonathanmunoz86494 жыл бұрын
I reckon they are one in the same
@dannywilliams37644 жыл бұрын
Are we still gunna ignore the fact that those old man tits have now scarred me for life.
@jrmiles54374 жыл бұрын
We’ve also never seen titty man and Tom in the same room... coincidence?
@benalberton87884 жыл бұрын
The families deserve closure
@andrewd.87154 жыл бұрын
Sorry Rogan. Mommies first 👖👖
@znellett4 жыл бұрын
I was halfway through JRE when I saw this. Switched over immediately
@robbyrobrob82354 жыл бұрын
Much respect, suwoo
@DNYGdj4 жыл бұрын
Sorry short bald guy, mommy tina and tommy bunz first
@kylep55064 жыл бұрын
@@znellett yup! Just following proto tbh.
@Thehomelessathlete4 жыл бұрын
whats up babies
@cleopatrasmartypants4 жыл бұрын
I love the easy conversational chemistry among these three.
@samcatsam4 жыл бұрын
ripping off Josh's jaw to get the fourth one in and save the world was the funniest shit
@efrainsaucedo31344 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that after they broke his jaw and the fourth one got in there, a fifth dude came and put it in his ass.
@notmychairnotmyprblm3 жыл бұрын
Aerosmith playing that song from Armageddon in the background. I was crying real tears lmao, my stomach hurt afterwards. Not unlike Josh’s.
@brandonparton51372 жыл бұрын
Dude holy fuck that shit was hilarious
@oKNREo4 жыл бұрын
True Mommies watched this before Rogan.
@tennseven9994 жыл бұрын
Garth Brooks looks like a deep fake of himself.
@giuseppetritoni70344 жыл бұрын
Actually he looks like some kind of creepy wax figure of himself
@seaofbeer134 жыл бұрын
That's Steve. He's wearing the Garth-suit.
@iamnotawafflewaffle66224 жыл бұрын
hmm sounds familiar
@amandamarie7402 жыл бұрын
He does!!
@onemanriot1004 жыл бұрын
"Pound this to America" needs to be on merch.
@travis20504 жыл бұрын
with just a picture of mommy jeans winking ;)
@Jacobmelrose264 жыл бұрын
But how can Chris D'Elia be in 2 places at once?
@robbyrobrob82354 жыл бұрын
FlokiBoatBuilder he’s like the mythical slash
@zacharyjune75104 жыл бұрын
He has a time machine. How do you think hes so young?
@biglicker44734 жыл бұрын
lol waiting for it
@commentetiquettestudent17884 жыл бұрын
His shoulders s' wide he is everywhere at the same time
@zjegauoebatozi4 жыл бұрын
RobbyRob rob you mean the Dutch fable of Veenterslouch?
@nikolayivanov37114 жыл бұрын
I bet Bryan Callen does not know who Chris is.
@BigKevinSports4 жыл бұрын
Bryan Callen doesn’t know who Bryan Callen is at this point.
@JustParanormalshow4 жыл бұрын
Why hasn't Tom dressed up like Garth and filmed a skit yet? I feel like in the right outfit he would resemble him.
@Mike-om4tv4 жыл бұрын
Just Paranormal omgggg
@TfromtheP4 жыл бұрын
Dude definitely bro. Bbn I'm so excited u said this lol
@ZMB-on5ub4 жыл бұрын
Maybe save it for a boot scootin' boogy dance off if that fat racist ever pieces together a response.
@PostiveChange4 жыл бұрын
Just Paranormal Darth Grooks!
@rustyschacolford38654 жыл бұрын
Garth looks more like Bert imo
@znellett4 жыл бұрын
"Stay home if you sick, come over if you thicc" 😂
@chrissmith-zc8un4 жыл бұрын
best bit
@deathdemonist4 жыл бұрын
"Four brothers or four brothers like related to each other?" That was the hardest I laughed this year!
@mollymartin92744 жыл бұрын
“Instead of topless women, you should have botomless men.” -Josh Potter
@vlr3214 жыл бұрын
#shrinkage
@bobbybaklava96054 жыл бұрын
I believe this was a reference to the Harold & Kumar escape Guantanamo Bay movie lol
@135Zeus4 жыл бұрын
Started from the bottomless now we’re here
@gabrielbrown11714 жыл бұрын
Listening to this show is you know sorta like breathing in and breathing out.
@jayt6724 жыл бұрын
Its the voice of the common man.
@boofert.washington24994 жыл бұрын
....with the corona virus.
@ryangiesbers4 жыл бұрын
I hear it even when I’m not listening
@ryangiesbers4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Joseph wtf are you talking about?
@Steve-ql2bp4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Joseph - Bert Crystler?
@sbroggie4 жыл бұрын
Who's here rewatching it for clues?
@victorhernandez57494 жыл бұрын
Me
@AW-mz6ml4 жыл бұрын
@@victorhernandez5749 Like it was a Tu pac record
@stiltz864 жыл бұрын
2:12:45 is on the topic
@huk-uf7ut4 жыл бұрын
2:13:26 but you are tho 🤣🤣🤣
@GreenAndGold1154 жыл бұрын
Get a life
@Fireoncityy4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan and Mommies drop Chris D'Elia same day... Mommies first sorry Joseph.
@rworded4 жыл бұрын
And Rogan hates Dillon, secretly.
@anthonytenkku434 жыл бұрын
@@rworded What makes you say that? Just curious.
@rworded4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonytenkku43 I was joking around.
@anthonytenkku434 жыл бұрын
@@rworded i see........
@thedominion66434 жыл бұрын
Any other mommies got a Chris D'elia notification from both YMH and JRE at the same time?
@jimmytran59714 жыл бұрын
The Dominion yeah but I’m gonna watch YMH first
@Justin-lg1qb4 жыл бұрын
Yup and I’m here first
@taylormarks74164 жыл бұрын
Yep!! YMH first tho!!
@stoneraleks4 жыл бұрын
My notifications don't work for JRE, even though I have them on.
@dontpanic92614 жыл бұрын
The mommies follow proto. End of story. Wash your hands from the ugly inhale Joe Rogan train.
@michael56542 жыл бұрын
"Oh they had to call it Tiger King because Lion King was taken" No, Christina, it's called that because they have Tigers lol
@elihope56922 жыл бұрын
That’s a joke I think and it’s a great joke, one of tinas best and if that was unintentional it would make me genuinely sad
@primalentity98242 жыл бұрын
I hate when she does that. We need more episodes where she sits quietly with her jaw hanging open in awe the whole time. Todd needs assert his dominance whenever his lady is acting out like that.
@user-sx1fg7lc3c6 ай бұрын
😂
@Audiofatuation4 жыл бұрын
Have legit missed Josh's crying-women intro
@chanandlerbong24774 жыл бұрын
That reporter lady is lucky AF. The last thing a lot of women see before they die is Garth Brooks trying to tell himself no while pulling back an arrow
@youtubechangedmyname4204 жыл бұрын
potato 4eva i have never laughed at a youtube comment harder then i did for this one thank you for making my day!
@calebfowler51464 жыл бұрын
You silly
@MeticulousTechTV4 жыл бұрын
DUDE hahahaha lol
@chutzpahboo4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@notmychairnotmyprblm3 жыл бұрын
“And then the fourth guy breaks your jaw..” “and then Aerosmith starts playing” I am actually fucking crying right now 😂😂😂
@hugelmeyer8 ай бұрын
Totally killed me 😂 I had literal tears coming out of my eyes
@freshprincequalfunny4 жыл бұрын
“And he breaks your jaw” *histerical laughter* Tom is a serial killer
@volleeballbb4 жыл бұрын
Brittney Spears looks like Joe Exotic’s sister.
@ryanvincenec35114 жыл бұрын
You look like a cool girl
@timpower49224 жыл бұрын
A+ for Mack Crowell 😂
@MrB0Dangles4 жыл бұрын
Piss on me, beat me
@Kevin-ne5yq4 жыл бұрын
Try it out?
@jasonkirk78024 жыл бұрын
She looks like she would turn tricks for a big mac.
@60h5niper4 жыл бұрын
Tom: : "tok'd locked and ready to rock" Christina: "tok'd and loaded"
@alexanderkvitrovn98284 жыл бұрын
Jre and Ymh dropping a double dose of chris at the same time lol
@chris50364 жыл бұрын
Alexander Kvitrovn technically they dropped a single dose of chris at the same time
@dizzlepup88954 жыл бұрын
Hope Garth is managing to keep his murder numbers high during this quarantine.
@trevorpeters43584 жыл бұрын
Half the deaths are garth.
@wisterV4 жыл бұрын
DizzlePup Hunting for humans is a lot like Country music, if you’re good at it, they never gear you coming!
@mr2firstnames4 жыл бұрын
DizzlePup “yeah....I LIKE THAT.”
@uhohhotdog1514 жыл бұрын
Shouts out to god and stuff like that, keep garth the butcher doin gods work .
@IloveGorgeousGeorge4 жыл бұрын
I don't, I wanna see my Grandma again.
@gregblessing70364 жыл бұрын
1:38:29 "Ehhhhhhhh, WHO ARE YAH!" Most memorable quote I've heard in a while. I'll be saying it for years.
@CadChamberlain4 жыл бұрын
Nygard wouldnt have been caught if he was just burning clean
@mikenormandy92504 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! gotta burn clean, bro!
@simonsays5254 жыл бұрын
High and tight.
@Joeyfingaz14 жыл бұрын
Chris did this podcast & Rogans, after telling Schaub & Callen he was staying inside & not doing any podcasts after they asked him to be on fighter & the kid lmao
@joshuabuilds30514 жыл бұрын
Where did you hear this/ where can I hear this
@sethpino29634 жыл бұрын
Called was on the show with joe and Chris
@anduin14 жыл бұрын
Lol nobody wants to podcast with that doofus schaub
@asdfasdf71994 жыл бұрын
schaub is comedy aids, i'd skip his show too
@joshisajedi24614 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him for wanting to avoid Schaub
@boricua11234 жыл бұрын
This show is hilarious, but the best part is hearing the sound guys laughing so hard in the background.
@SeanLeeKirk4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one but I absolutely love hearing those guys die.
@Pn12514 жыл бұрын
The worst part*
@thomasrichard89044 жыл бұрын
@@Pn1251 Now there's a cool guyyyy
@MrHeftyFine4 жыл бұрын
He's a natural laugh track
@murderc274 жыл бұрын
Welcome, new friend!
@enriqueshockwave76324 жыл бұрын
I really hope Chris is on Tigerbelly tomorrow
@samlemagic4 жыл бұрын
I wish, looks like it's a solo video though :/
@adamsharkey95794 жыл бұрын
Nosotrospapaya to you my friend.
@Christian-oi7sd4 жыл бұрын
Who's Chris
@llsakugall76064 жыл бұрын
@constantly_winning Chernobyl is my shit
@n8cabbage494 жыл бұрын
The Garth interview about country music really has a lot of "Tom Cruise on Scientology" undertones to it lol. I remember Tom talking about how if he saw a car crash...he would know that only he could really help.
@boofert.washington24994 жыл бұрын
I would be so pissed if Tom Cruise was the first person I saw as I was bleeding out. I would know death was on it's way.
@leeannb.7254 жыл бұрын
I blame everything on Carol Baskins.
@sentientcardboarddumpster79004 жыл бұрын
@@leeannb.725 it's actually Carols Baskin
@Vetti2X4 жыл бұрын
yea when good ol uncle superstition overtakes your physics riddled scientific mind YOURE SCREWED . i truly believe that .
@sean787454 жыл бұрын
"can I take your order? I'm getting coffees!"
@SudsyAttorney3 жыл бұрын
Crazy that the episode talking about Peter Nygard also featured Chris D’elia
@karenamyx22053 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's insane how mountains and molehills have the same shape. Makes them basically the same. Right?
@SudsyAttorney3 жыл бұрын
@@karenamyx2205 hey “Karen” it’s called a coincidence. You definitely contribute to the stereotype 😂 Jesus.
@al43854 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like you'd hear a crow every time he walks by.
@lauroraborealis40144 жыл бұрын
Yes! Hahaha
@al43854 жыл бұрын
@Anthoney spell your name like a normal person.
@bigaaron3 жыл бұрын
*Caw Caw children stay away Caw*
@o.fm.a55732 жыл бұрын
Sssssooooooooooooooaaarrrrr caw caww 🦅🦅🦅
@wotblitzreplayz5624 Жыл бұрын
Christina is definitely one of the coolest most chilled women alive
@DramaBeats00 Жыл бұрын
She is just the best
@icu3869 Жыл бұрын
Hey guys ? Sorry, thought you knew, but : She's MARRIED. Sorry. Lol.
@callumwells4 жыл бұрын
McConaughey for sure has thrown so many women gagged and bound in to a shallow grave and whispered "Alright, alright, alright" to them before shoveling dirt on to their frightened faces.
@SpoopyDedBoi4 жыл бұрын
Garth provided the victims.
@macktrainor52234 жыл бұрын
I really like that
@dmanm854 жыл бұрын
Everything Matthew McConnald says is a monologue, he's like a living monologue.
@michaelseandemalignonii4 жыл бұрын
Derek M he seems reeeeeally high all the time.
@stjames38524 жыл бұрын
McConnald? more like McFeatherin’ it Brother
@wolfmanjack99593 жыл бұрын
Chris’s face right here @1:34:52 haunted my dreams for about a week.
@suilujre7773 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooo
@zoozercattacrezooz46463 жыл бұрын
oh my GOD lol haha
@petarmajstor23702 жыл бұрын
Wtf xaxa
@meggiemegggs2 жыл бұрын
nightmarish
@shitisbigtime Жыл бұрын
What in the chomo is that, jeeesus christ
@Marvin-ey4sq4 жыл бұрын
Britney Spears looks like she's just coming down from 2007.
@GrimspecteR.4 жыл бұрын
Marvin She is.
@RoyaltyFreeName4 жыл бұрын
This Christen Delilah character is unwatchable, it's like a living camera flare, future too damn bright.
@finnrater48124 жыл бұрын
I think my screen UNDENTED itself after watching this episode
@OPAIK4 жыл бұрын
Beads of sweat down double black diammmonnds
@curtismateja16044 жыл бұрын
Bring Chris back!!
@mickeypierson24 жыл бұрын
Holy hell. The brothers breaking Josh’s jaw bit has me crying
@somhaud4 жыл бұрын
yeckim nosreip same lmaooo
@BrianCzapiga4 жыл бұрын
If Nadav transitioned to a woman, she would look like a red haired Phyllis from The Office.
@vanyllinha4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahahaha
@metalmanny6664 жыл бұрын
Brian how’d you add the ymh to your name like that?
@421less14 жыл бұрын
@@metalmanny666 4.99 a month i think
@metalmanny6664 жыл бұрын
421less1 that’s wild
@BrianCzapiga4 жыл бұрын
@@metalmanny666 Yeah, it's a subscription, support your main mommies Tom and Christina. Podcasts are really helping pass the time while we're all stuck at home.
@dripdaddy21924 жыл бұрын
Man I miss d‘eliah...
@victorhernandez57494 жыл бұрын
Why?
@finnanutyo11534 жыл бұрын
I don't. He honestly isn't really funny to me. Just seems like he tries super fucking hard to be funny and falls flat alot of the time.
@gerritjakobi4 жыл бұрын
#metoo (lol)
@finnanutyo11534 жыл бұрын
@@gerritjakobi solid joke by the way.
@angelgjr19994 жыл бұрын
Bryan Callens special was so much better tbh. Delia has been overrated.
@TheKatieLea4 жыл бұрын
What's the point of having an intro song that has been cut so short
@haymaker7104 жыл бұрын
I'm watching Chris D'Elia on YMH and Rogan at the same time. I'm duel wielding D'elias.
@IloveGorgeousGeorge4 жыл бұрын
D'Elia Akimbo
@malkinmalone4 жыл бұрын
The only shoulders that could carry the load of two great podcasts simultaneously are D’elia’s.
@haymaker7104 жыл бұрын
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Double Dog D'Elia
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
That’s what’s UP👍
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
malkinmalone he’s the only one that can do it😂👍
@colinhedrick50524 жыл бұрын
Nadav laughing is actually the best part of this podcast, thats when you know the shit was funny
@tracycarver62394 жыл бұрын
Nadav's laughter could make Hostel funny.
@Artist_Rafael4 жыл бұрын
Man fffffffax
@notapplicable3282 жыл бұрын
I think king of the hill had an episode on this
@jeremynicholson6073 Жыл бұрын
Gonna miss his laugh :(
@trentm.3644 жыл бұрын
2:49:41 "I agree with me. I agree with me. Dude, I agree with me." This may be the most D'Elia thing that D'Elia has ever said haha.
@dirtface12743 жыл бұрын
you obviously havent seen the dms he sent to multiple underage girls. that was the most D'Elia thing actualyl.
@jcbsalexyahoo3 жыл бұрын
@@dirtface1274 ehhhhhh....
@adambarkham61163 жыл бұрын
@@dirtface1274 pretty sure the girls lied about their age no?
@DasUhMAZIN2 жыл бұрын
@@adambarkham6116 bro, if you’re *42 years old* you shouldn’t be sexting chicks that you think could even have the possibility of being 17…. it’s really not that hard to look at a woman and guess their age range, and if that age range includes women that are 18-19 but look so young they *might* be 16-17, you’re a pedo. Idc if it turns out she was 18 and ‘legally’ it’s fine, that doesn’t change the fact you’re attracted to extremely young teenage looking women. Same as if she’s 20 but is so short and skinny she looks 15, even if you know she’s 20, that doesn’t change the fact you’re attracted to a woman who looks like she’s 15. Let’s not pretend it’s the age that attracts you, it’s the fact that she looks underaged and in Chris’ case although she lied, he was still attracted to her young and underaged look, and it just so happened that’s partly because she actually was underaged whether he wanted her to be or not. Had he known, I’m sure he would have stopped messaging her, but does that mean he would stop because he’s no longer attracted to her? No, it’s because she’s underaged and legally he would face punishment. Any man who isn’t attracted to super young looking women, would end the conversation even if they were 18 and the person knew it, it wouldn’t matter because they’re not attracted to extremely young looking women. I’m 32 and wouldn’t even respond to any sexting from chicks that young looking, even if they said they were 32 too, because they look like they’re in highschool, I’m not in highschool nor attracted to women who look like they are. His defense is bunk, sure, it saved him legally, but he’s still a 42 year old man who’s attracted to women who look like they could be friends with the daughters of half his friends. So imagine yourself having a daughter in highschool, you don’t think it’d be weird for a 42yr old man being attracted to women who look like they’re your daughters age, dress like them, talk like them, and act like them even if that woman turned out to be 30 but physically looked like she’s only 17-18? It’s just like grown men who are into the ‘teenporn’ category..ya, they’re clearly over 18 but they look like they’re 16-17, dress like they’re 17, and try to talk and act like they’re 16-17. Sorry, but that’s f*cking disgusting, legal, sure, but disgusting none the less. If you’re fresh out of highschool, I get it, if you’re in college or early 20s, understandable, but when you’re *Fourty two* that’s waaaaaay more than enough time for you to mature to the point where you should be interested in women somewhat close to your age, in their 20s atleast and certainly not looking like they could even have the possibility of still being in highschool
@theflowerhead2 жыл бұрын
@@adambarkham6116 Were they?
@nieka26914 жыл бұрын
chris might be my favorite guest. him and toms disdain multiplies when they are in close quarters
@codyallen80613 жыл бұрын
I love that this keeps being recommended.
@bobbyp434 жыл бұрын
We love the confidence from Blueban. By far best girl!
@alanbell82864 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best podcasts, all around (Chris , bits, and conversation) that I’ve listened to in quite a while. Good shit mommies I’m feeling real NRE.
@adamcallaghan21354 жыл бұрын
The Garth and trish bits in the first 20 mins are outta control
@pgrove4 жыл бұрын
Christina looks really cute in this one for whatever reason.
@joshuabuilds30514 жыл бұрын
Shes a pudgy 6. Idk how much clothes can help with that.
@bigdaveyjoyce78904 жыл бұрын
Fresh forehead botox injections. Not even kidding.
@victoriamorgan71884 жыл бұрын
@@joshuabuilds3051 You're a pudgy 6
@victoriamorgan71884 жыл бұрын
She's cute here because she is blissfully in love with that dork Tom and the way they both are here is how they'll both be 20 years from now. It's cute. She's cute. Shut up punk.
@victoriamorgan71884 жыл бұрын
@@joshuabuilds3051 Ok you saying her personality blows is fair enough. She's a comedienne though, she doesn't have to stay in shape to make you laugh, so try to focus on the fact that she's annoying and unfunny to you more than how unpleasing to the eyes she is to you. The only funny person I know of man or woman that looks in shape is Ali Wong and she has those good Asian genes keeping her looking good lol
@ellmuffin4 жыл бұрын
Idk how Chris was on JRE and YMH at the same time, these pods released same exact time... impressed
@zakrivera89774 жыл бұрын
Mommy Tina's laugh is a day brightener honestly. Tik Tok's are like her Christmas
@christopherdamron2694 жыл бұрын
I turned into a telescope when I heard josh potters theme when he sat in the couch. It’s been way too long
@mitchellkruszewski26164 жыл бұрын
I think I got CHOMO-19 watching this episode
@dontpanic92614 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite.
@isaacmartinez75574 жыл бұрын
Gold
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
I really like thaaaat😂👍
@mattypuddingfingers65624 жыл бұрын
Doesn't chomo mean child molester?
@benmeadors67994 жыл бұрын
If you follow proto you might pull through, otherwise you're done buddy.
@rbnz___4 жыл бұрын
1:47:19 the excitement on chris face is a childhood christmas suprise face
@annieasgard44474 жыл бұрын
I love the NRE vibe with Mommy and Daddy.
@ZMB-on5ub4 жыл бұрын
Nadav gets on The Honeydew and all of the sudden he's the hottest chick in the world...
@jpk514 жыл бұрын
I’m dumping all my clips into female nadav tf you talking about I suggest you start following proto ASAP there chomo
@klorgbane674 жыл бұрын
that josh potter segment of him saving the world from the corona virus almost hospitalized me
@AmargaVida4 жыл бұрын
1:46:52 when Chris reacts to himself with Mark’s name, I loved it.
@nickchavez5554 жыл бұрын
Needed this
@chris50364 жыл бұрын
"WHO SENT YOU THIS SHIT?!"
@zyourzgrandzmaz4 жыл бұрын
D'elia looks like if anxiety was a person
@lincolnsboot234 жыл бұрын
D'elia looks like if being a creep was a person.
@TheCalvinProblen4 жыл бұрын
You should see him now!
@LpJunior5374 жыл бұрын
I always thought he looked like if hasn't washed for 6 months and cigarette smoke was a person
@a.k.4o4 жыл бұрын
When you have 6 cases pending
@karenamyx22053 жыл бұрын
@@a.k.4o What cases?
@secretvendingmachine34454 жыл бұрын
Chris did not follow proto. Unrelated, is Falcon Car Wash hiring? I know a recently out of work comedian.
@FloorGorilla4 жыл бұрын
You talking about Callen? I am sure that he is fine..
@hatchbackhound4 жыл бұрын
Chris D'Elia your new special was just on sharp. Airdrop set had me on the floor, gasping...keep on it.
@honestinsincerity22704 жыл бұрын
Dude, Titcups is by far my favorite cool guy now. Jesus Christ what an ingenious innovator.
@TheLaziiness4 жыл бұрын
Honest Insincerity 2 hell yeah! There’s so many ppl in the comments saying they wish they weren’t eating and they couldn’t handle it but I was just inspired when he came on
@anthonytenkku434 жыл бұрын
2:12:46 oh boy........ please god don't let the accusations be true.
@KB24FOREVER84 жыл бұрын
ahhhhhhh the cringeeeee
@TheEmrys314 жыл бұрын
They must be more then one has stepped forward
@MooMooChann4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if Garth was a Scientologist, he gives me the same vibes as Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
@missyelliot62374 жыл бұрын
N Novak wow. Fucking same. Didn’t even cross my mind till you said that but I can 100% see that. I’d be more surprised if he wasn’t
@lesleyd24484 жыл бұрын
OMG yes
@joshisajedi24614 жыл бұрын
N Novak - Have you seen Travolta’s Instagram? All of the posts are creepy as fuck and the pics look like everyone is being held hostage.
@geraghtydevin4 жыл бұрын
💯
@BirchWeber4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Burt and Tom get into a heated drag contest to see once and for all who would make the prettiest lady.
@devinmartin83442 жыл бұрын
This is becoming one of my fave podcasts
@420camk4 жыл бұрын
Potter is a gem. He needs to be on all the time.
@DelToro74 жыл бұрын
I think she grew out the leg hair in hopes he wouldn't want to touch her if she has hairy legs. Didn't work lol
@the_comedycritic60664 жыл бұрын
DelToro he was too backed up nothing was stopping him.
@421less14 жыл бұрын
Those shoulders were ready to blow
@imnufktsdude4 жыл бұрын
Probably has a muff like a trash can full of tarantulas.
@justjo5104 жыл бұрын
@@421less1 gzus! 😂😂😂😭💀
@ryanrenoud69704 жыл бұрын
Jesse Matthiesen is the time e e few
@Lord_Baphomet_2 жыл бұрын
1:18:02 Chris is finally introduced and I am beyond happy to see him talking to someone instead of himself.
@johnszczerba99792 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is old though. I wonder if they'll ever ask him back on. They had CK on recently so maybe one day
@dennybonneau12374 жыл бұрын
“Just text Nick.” Chris killed me with that
@brettlogan14214 жыл бұрын
The segment with Josh Potter was the best this show has been in months, and that says a lot!!!
@diehardoutdoors4 жыл бұрын
We need Chris to do his podcast again please this is BS I just found his podcast then month goes by and it’s gonnnne. Cool man
@vhscopyofseinfeld4 жыл бұрын
Lol Chris is dead bro
@ComfortableTool864 жыл бұрын
i miss the podcast too but yeah he's gone
@Xxbwachamp445xX3 жыл бұрын
He’s baaaaaaccckkk
@karenamyx22053 жыл бұрын
@@vhscopyofseinfeld Like the Phoenix arose from the ashes...
@robertomirandas4 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit that josh potter part had me cryinh
@421less14 жыл бұрын
Nice to hear tom not with bert lol. Just needed some not bert, still love them both
@sloughlin82224 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean?" 4 minute high pitch squeel/laugh...
@Shovelman2204 жыл бұрын
I think them xanax are getting the best of Berty boy.
@alexharker26024 жыл бұрын
Bert is way worse when "not drinking"
@tommyg4130304 жыл бұрын
@@josephbritton6010 agreed...! Xanax is a happy road, except for the people who don't take it... Rough to be around... 🐈
@andrew-jv7iv4 жыл бұрын
Delia should be let out of celeb jail. He is funny on podcasts.
@Kyronite4 жыл бұрын
shout out to blueban for switching to Christine when shes drinking water, she is so obviously the water champ and this episode is even more proof!
@ryanoliver11174 жыл бұрын
that cuckhold tattoo was done at my buddies shop in Calgary a couple weeks ago. hes a local bdsm legend apparently