Chris D'Elia and The Cleaning Lady Nightmare | Congratulations Clips

Kristin booked some cleaning ladies after a party. Of course things got ridiculous when Chris had to deal with one of them who had some problems.
Business & Pleasure (237) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

[@MexicanMartialArts]

Heard this on the podcast the other day. Can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. 💯This and the appointment. 😆

[@yvesnux7264]

Aren't you the grandmaster and founder of Mexican martial arts? 🤔

[@yvesnux7264]

@Daryl Brown Don't even try it essay, because I'll block it with my richwallet

[@blakebonanza]

But what do I do with all this anger?

[@fallenabr7654]

What part is the funniest to you? This comment is staring me in the face as I watch on my phone, and I’m 6:49 deep and haven’t laughed yet.

[@2CanSam1000]

Where are the live streams grandmaster

[@Justin-zj8nj]

“you have.. TWO CONDITIONS?!” 😂😂😂😂

[@willschreck88]

>let’s just not even talk about fault >no and the answer is: just because Classic.

[@GandalfTheStraight]

3:45 that’s actually true, at least with two strangers they can talk to each other but then with one it’s awkward cuz they might wanna strike up a conversation with u and it gets awkward

[@aidanm5578]

Cleaners are there to clean, not talk unless the homeowner is eager to talk.

[@AlwaysRight1776]

100%. When it comes to “cleaning ladies”, TRUST COSTS MONEY. Also, familiarity COSTS MONEY!

[@evonne315]

I ran a cleaning buisness and 100%. Its like WHY you hire them its more important than the actual cleaning job itself. Thier in your HOUSE.

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

….I would more pissed at my wife for using my money to hire a cleaning lady, then just leaving and telling me to “deal with them” ….then when I call and tell her about this shit show that’s going on with this random old women that was brought here from the cleaning lady that my wife hired with my money she then tells me she doesn’t wanna come home to help me out because..”she’s scared”……even for a grown ass woman that’s a real bitch move lol

[@ryanlauer8290]

How many unheard ‘ummmmmm’s were there in that 10 minutes you were gone Chris?! 😂

[@wateractivatedmakeup]

When he found out she had an additional condition 😭😭😭

[@roomofidiots]

“…like I just have attack dogs fly out and bite your jugular” 🤣🤣🤣

[@1990Co]

Hey… Christian… why’nt cha clean up after your own little par party…? Probably just had to throw bun’ stuh in trash bags… mab’ windex counter…. Kid was with grrma yajus chillin

[@Psychedelic_Wolf]

“Then she Starts… Crying…” this is the funniest shit storm I’ve heard in my life 😄 I dunno how you kept your fucking cool brother, that therapy is WORKIN

[@jonahfalcon442]

I like hanging out with 3 or more of my friends at the same time instead of 1 on 1 for the exact reason you said at the beginning. One on one with my friends can get too weird because there is nobody else to bounce stuff off to.

[@LetsGoBirds]

It’s funny it’s the exact opposite for me. I think it’s way more awkward with several people or friends. People act so much more genuine one on one

[@Greasysweet6]

9:45 that "Ohhhh I don't know" hit me right on the funny bone

[@rolferikbaklkk6613]

How funny wouldnt it have been if it was Brian Callen who sent the cleaning lady and instructed her to go UUUHHHHHMMM? To get back at Chris for all the OOOOOOOPPPSS!!!

[@mikeg3950]

I like how chris’ version of “Johnny deals with shit” is just being home while two pinch hitting cleaners are there IN BETWEEN his normal weekly cleaners. Hey guy….never worked a day in your life…

[@xcaluhbration]

God.... That cleaning lady kinda sounds like my mother in law 🤣

[@violetedge83]

I would have told her she can wait outside for the Uber 🤣😂🤣😂

[@tarzaan2603]

Bro fr

[@porakanasa2006]

''First order of business, stranger crying in your house, Mayor, what are we going to do? - Ooooh, I don't know...'' When I don't have time to watch the whole podcast when the bell notifies me, I watch these clips before work in the morning. Maybe I should stop that. Cause then I start laughing and feeling like life really rips, and then goes gravity and back to reality. Chris, that's why people pay the bucks, to hear you talking about something so random and make it funny. Good thing you're not into the cleaning business.

[@porakanasa2006]

And btw, so many quotable lines in this 10 min video, I just typed the one when I really laughed while slapping my forehead.

[@TheBadcop]

Chris conveys a lot of comedy through his facial expressions - especially his eyes - so I wish he'd take the sunglasses off.

[@Ethan-om1wc]

mmmmfutures too bright

[@ZXZVX]

He’s on drugs.

[@adambarkham6116]

@@ZXZVX doubt it

[@CoachHeyward]

The sunglasses are perfect tool because he’s playing an alpha character. I hope he wears them MORE

[@alcoyot]

Hiring help is usually way more to deal with than just doing it yourself

[@21Problemz999]

So funny story. Had tears in my eyes two times🤣 Love from Denmark 💯🇩🇰

[@vischetty7736]

Hi Chelsea! ✌️🙂 Hello from SA.

[@Shinryuken15]

S'foreign

[@keith3946]

9:00 I don't know why, but that little hand wave when he says "crying" really cracked me up hard.

[@abztractboxingandstuff8384]

That hand gesture is a patented Chris d’elia move, hilarious in any context lol

[@smoothforreal4242]

“First order of business the stranger is crying what do we do Mayor?.. uuhh i dont know” 😂 Jesus christ i laughed so hard at this

[@PattyBandAidz]

S'rich...how's about we clean our own house, k?

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

Heard this on KATS but I laughed all over again.

[@Norfolkjiujitsu]

I’ve got a condition, don’t let people with two conditions in your house 😂

[@CHOPPASLUGBM]

I deal with the way of the world identically to Chris hahahahaha. Sometimes its so unbearable, turning it into comedy is the only option. Keep the stories coming

[@joshfletcher9408]

All this struggle and money is worse than just cleaning your house yourself

[@aidanm5578]

No it's not, lol.

[@mayh3mmadn3ss79]

Cut the whole podcast into clips because it's all gold

[@tomsensale2104]

Y’got 2 conditions?!

[@sheypanadoyle46]

I love your comedy Chris. I imagine that would be awkward. I also noticed if you had compassion for her it wouldn't be so awkward

[@pigboi]

He paid even more money for her to get home safely. How is that not companionate?

[@mrjeremyjeremyjeremy]

The epitome of first world problems and I’m totally here for it 😂

[@gasanaarsene3656]

DUDE...i laughed so hard at this!!

[@laurenlucas5170]

Idk how these vids don’t get more views. There is nothing more entertaining that Chris telling stories about things that make him mad hahahaha

[@witchingbrew3]

aw thats so cute she went to the library to study I work within the field so I love to hear people go to other libraries to study

[@monicawalsh5114]

The absolute funniest podcast was this one. He's a genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AlienBaebies]

This was hilarious lmaoooooooo

[@charliesmith8147]

Chris mate these videos are the perfect distraction I've needed .... funny as fuck although an old lady freaking out in your house can't be funny for you

[@heinzmad]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Pedro-tl7jg]

I wish my dad was rich and I could do nothing my whole life like Chris

[@aak3227]

Unmmm crying in fucktville 🤣😂

[@scarefix8557]

“You don’t think Spotify had something to do with it do ya”!!!

[@luluruckus55]

Trust is absolutely free if you have integrity.

[@nancyjones6780]

I would say........ Breadfruit white

[@monicawalsh5114]

Couldn't stop laughing 👑 King D'elia

[@lewiepostalone8776]

8:59 I wish i could be this neglegable to strangers emotions when they cry in my basement.

[@visheshtiwari1042]

LMAOOOOO this is so funny.😂😂🥳

[@OfficalCali]

Chris is really under rated homie needs 100m plus!

[@kristen656]

THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RELISIX]

One of the funniest moments of the podcast yet

[@jonathankulesa]

I can barely afford groceries... "Cleaning Lady"? - I simply cannot relate... Rich people problems... 😆

[@puppylover456]

hate people who say “uummmm” “uuummmm”

[@mikhailpugliano9610]

You got that red interior AMG thang eh? Okyay

[@plaidjunky]

"I'm the color of off-death" 🤣😂💀

[@benfeacey860]

Wash that 🏠

[@Mypurposelifestyle]

This one has me in tears 😭

[@andyblake9673]

You are legit one of the funniest people on earth!

[@lilcriminals101]

When he said then she starts crying lmao

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Dadsywarbucks

[@nickwest_acoustic]

Lol you really described that moderately inconvenient incident like it was the most stressful day imaginable. Chill out fam

[@ashtonrouse5638]

"Now I have these random people to come wash my house".... wash my house.

[@seekeroftruth101]

Chris, love your sense of humor. I'm Armenian, so don't touch my face bro.

[@ksrhys-]

9:00

[@thedude9592]

this shit was hilarious

[@tobysutherland4471]

I waited 13 minutes to get to the funny part and it didn't come. "Famous"

[@ColinQuin]

Johnny “trims his neck beard now”? Love to see it

[@smiteabonez6339]

Ur such a rich guy lmfaoo

[@derekgleeson1353]

This has Curb written all over it 🤣

[@sheypanadoyle46]

You said you had your dogs dog in cages that doesn't sound very humane

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Chris is fucking gorgeous...plus hair on point

[@davidl1307]

Holy fuck this is gold.

[@bravenraps1995]

IT’S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

He's not selfish he's arranging a cleaning

[@JamesBowering]

Whats up my babies?

[@rachaelnewkirk7825]

But WHATS with the sunglasses

[@juliadavis4624]

FIRST! CHRIS IS AWESOME!

[@evonne315]

OMG what a nightmare 🤦‍♀️

[@Tehownilator]

Yeah women really are something else.

[@bfoz]

Lose those shades

[@MoonBull13]

Bro chris lives in twin peaks

[@juleecarpenter1106]

My business partner walked past my tv this morning and I said, Ever notice this guy Ethan Klein is always on my tv? And he said to me, The only guy who is ever on your tv is that one guy Chris D’Elia. Awwwwwwe! Yep!

[@kahrinf21]

UUUMMMM this is too funny

[@Bl00DmixedWithPoison]

Lol this is fucking hilarious because ive been situations like this. So awkward and youre just like fuck sakes man what do i do

[@jaejae444]

"held up @ knifepoint" 😂

[@Bielocke]

This was incredible

[@mattclarkphotography]

Youngest Mayor ever elected right here. Mayor Johnny Dsntdealwishit

[@friendsofcoal]

Rich people problems lmao

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Entering murderville

[@georgepanagiotou8673]

Chris is hilarious man 😆

[@Thisthat1234]

You should ask Arnold about his cleaning lady nightmare

[@redhot654]

Chris sounds like he's been watching a lot of Vince Vaughn

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

You're so smarty

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Very rude people..

[@carlosanaya9756]

UMMMMMM,M…CLEAN YOUR OWN FKN HOUSE CHRIS!!!😂🤣

[@SystemofaDowns]

This is awesome.

[@inthbiz57]

I now have a condition about this condition. OY VEY!

[@bunbun678]

Hyperventilating, fuck man this was funny

[@TheRealKoolaid]

This dude obviously hired black cleaning ladies lol

[@normanxiong5614]

The sunglasses

[@FiveVibesGamer]

Your Mj white with salmon lips😂😂