You were like “I have a picnic to attend to” and your denim handle really said “ina pandemic!?!”
@itsjustkennyg4 жыл бұрын
in a panoramic? during a pandemonium??
@bellabea2004 жыл бұрын
in a panorama?
@nwilliams37804 жыл бұрын
Ina papa johns, ina placenta
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
you know its bad when a 5 minute craft picnic basket has more common sense than 3/4 of influencers in LA
@autumnhanks52724 жыл бұрын
@@bellabea200 Ina panama? During a practicum??
@andaehayy4 жыл бұрын
I LOST it at when he actually stood in the back and posed with the chip bag LMFAOO
@missMichellePower4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@hollyelizabeth29604 жыл бұрын
The only “influencer” I Stan after 2020
@madisonvillafuerte30724 жыл бұрын
And the only one I still watch lol
@MsNoPixel4 жыл бұрын
That’s because Chris stays out of drama due to always being stoned & not interacting with the world 🤣
@manialord16994 жыл бұрын
How about James A. Janice?
@Riatehmonstrrbunneh4 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@ElvenSailor_Main4 жыл бұрын
U must have liked a lot of shitty influencers then 😅 bc all of my favorites are still lit
@marrmobius4 жыл бұрын
“Right. So....I’m not going to fucking do that.” Words to live by
@becca52454 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂"Nevermind, the picnic has been cancelled. I have a funeral."😂😂😂
@stephaniepapaleo5214 жыл бұрын
Omgggg 💀 💀 💀 🤣 🤣
@RubyBlueUwU4 жыл бұрын
Obsessed with how at the end he’s like “I didn’t think hot glue was strong enough for this” and yet his instinct is to shake it violently asdfghjkl
@fishyteacup64624 жыл бұрын
I keep singing the “I also have a playlist. Stream it now” and Im really getting thrown off
@doria.m444 жыл бұрын
omg girl same hahaha
@ocean53464 жыл бұрын
same
@MsNoPixel4 жыл бұрын
Every time he changes the intro it screws with my brain
@skaterkid27034 жыл бұрын
same omg
@apsonus1654 жыл бұрын
All that’s In my head is i also have an app, download it
@Patrice7864 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather put my toothbrush in my back pocket and sit on a public bus" - Kris Clemens
@sev25684 жыл бұрын
chris’ personality > everything
@Suprachiasmatic4 жыл бұрын
Donated. I went to an alternative high school in Iowa and if I hadn’t had that opportunity I would never have gotten my high school diploma. I went on to get a bachelors in Neuroscience. All things that my alternative high school made possible. This cause is fantastic, thank you so much for choosing it.
@alyssahamlett4 жыл бұрын
Amazing story thank u for sharing! Everyone is worth a second chance
@Suprachiasmatic4 жыл бұрын
@@alyssahamlett I had a lot of trauma in my preteens so having an alternative that was flexible and allowed me to work through that was paramount to me becoming a functional adult in any capacity.
@AuDHDarling4 жыл бұрын
I am very wary of any organizations or charities that purport to help neurodivergent people because of bad experiences with ones that do more harm than good (a la "Autism Speaks"). But knowing that the person recommending the school is a neurodivergent student who went there is reassuring.
@marinanottheboatplace38094 жыл бұрын
I’m so early the bratz challenge person hasn’t even commented
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
SCREAMING
@isobeljanereeves4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisklemens but now we have your attention... ??
@neutral.chaotic4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisklemens PLEASE THO????!!!!!
@LauraLaura-mv4xh4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisklemens pls do it for alexandria
@Anr12314 жыл бұрын
CHRISSYYY :( bratz gal was so dedicated
@e_velog4 жыл бұрын
It’s called 5 minute crafts because they spend exactly 5 minutes and not a second more to think about each craft and gather the material. The hot glue gun comes in clutch.
@alyssa66494 жыл бұрын
No it’s because whatever you make only last 5 minutes
@celiahunley62814 жыл бұрын
it’s also called 5 min crafts because that is how long the crafts will last
@Andyschest144 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Chris: home DAYCORE
@sl12744 жыл бұрын
i am screaming at the part when only the handle stays in his hand LMAOOOOO
@becca90564 жыл бұрын
TWO DIY VIDEOS IN A ROW? WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
@thornemacy4 жыл бұрын
“Walk in my size 12 fucking platform crocs that I hot glue gunned together and see it from my point of view” - Chris 2021 Why is Chris such a damn mood in the most unrelatable way 😂😂😂
@RealElongatedMuskrat4 жыл бұрын
Mentally, spiritually and emotionally we're stumbling around in platform crocs 😌✨
@ninathompson74064 жыл бұрын
I could feel it deep in my bones that Chris was 100% going to break the stupid fucking picnic thing he made
@emmat73484 жыл бұрын
The only KZbinr left without a controversy and he dedicates his videos to small organisations? Why is everyone not subscribed already? 💖
@alexandrafreed59894 жыл бұрын
Ik!! I really love Chris 😭❤️
@sofasoph4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he realizes how much of a flex those Clorox wipes were
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahahaha
@skyler_valente78384 жыл бұрын
the real ones know his microphone vids on the street..
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
ugh I cant wait to be vaccinated and be back out there
@meganoleary98554 жыл бұрын
Chris gives me “cool older brother who I’m lowkey scared of but also admire immensely” vibes
@kellybridget82474 жыл бұрын
“I’m too tired and depressed for this shit” - Chris 2021 If only I could go back and change my senior quote 😂
@sarahbrew81314 жыл бұрын
"I'm too tired and depressed for this shit." Same, Chris, same.
@nattydontyaknow12984 жыл бұрын
i lost my noodles when he said “i’d rather take my toothbrush, stick it in my back pocket, and THEN sit on a public bus” lalskskdjfkg
@Stephteoo4 жыл бұрын
I LOST MY NOODLES HAHAHAGA
@ghostgirl_hours4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Chris...I got nothing
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
well check my story then
@ghostgirl_hours4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisklemens IM DECEASED TYSM ILY
@gabriella_mrs.Kidder4 жыл бұрын
Chris “Please don’t turn this into a plant..pauses * turns the doll head into a plant * 👁👄👁 Right. SO I’m not gonna fucking do that.” This had me screaming!!! 😂😂
@Anr12314 жыл бұрын
Life hacks 5 mins of me whispering “what the fuck.. what WAS the REASON”
@ItsKiraLyn4 жыл бұрын
14:31 Lmao “I feel like I’m ending with a lot more energy than I should be but OMG Guys I have a picnic to attend to! 💥 OMG... Never mind... the picnics been canceled. I have a funeral. What the... FUCK?!” Who knew a picnic basket could perfectly encompass the entire vibe of 2020?!
@smolboychief4 жыл бұрын
2019: Chris strutting to his picnic in platform crocs and his picnic caddy 2020: simultaneously breaks ankle and spills silverware losing the only will to live he had left
@inmagab4 жыл бұрын
... it's 2021
@lellalombrdi4 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the Khloe Kardashian treatment 😭💀
@destinyfaith33504 жыл бұрын
I love how everytime Chris does a 5 minute crafts video he always ends up having at least 3 existential life crisises
@nicolerangel6624 жыл бұрын
“oh please don’t turn this into like a statue plant” *shows statue plant* AHSHDJSKDNV
@planetkendal4 жыл бұрын
"i've got a pocket full of sunshine and a blender full of cardboard" is my new bio
@jaclynop52324 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna judge" Chris, Scorpio to Scorpio here....it's just not in the cards for us
@KeyingUrCar4 жыл бұрын
Chris y’all just love to see me suffer Me: 🔥👄🔥
@abbyl46214 жыл бұрын
Every time Chris has to actually do the craft he just acts like this isn't his video and he didn't choose to do this 😂 Update: I'm worried about Chris's mental health.
@joyamessoudji18494 жыл бұрын
Same
@MissyLeaBeauty4 жыл бұрын
The optimism in the end of the video before the handle broke is literally what I was feeling like for the new year aka 2021. Clearly not how it's going...😂
@loganmurphy94534 жыл бұрын
"I've retired as a sleuth." I'M WHEEZING
@stephaniegrace13974 жыл бұрын
Chris you’re the only “KZbinr” who continue to make me laugh out loud.
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting youtuber in quotes. That’s the kindest thing I’ve had someone do for me in years
@Stephteoo4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisklemens HAHAHAHHh
@Stephteoo4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisklemens comedian !!!!
@itscrisyo44394 жыл бұрын
the slow clank of the can at the end was Chris' last hope leaving his body hahahaha
@Knovastreams4 жыл бұрын
Chris you gave me a whole heart attack with that knife
@zoe53824 жыл бұрын
Me: doing homework that's LATE - Chris uploads- Me: WELP GUESS THE HOMEWORKS ALREADY LATE WHATS ANOTHER DAY GONNA DO ?
@dreamingofthemoon3 жыл бұрын
Me rn
@MartellaNutella4 жыл бұрын
"I'm too tired and depressed for this shit" is basically how the past 10 months has felt
@haha101de4 жыл бұрын
Everything your intro says "come watch me stream" I hear "come watch me scream" and I always relate so hard, but then I remember what you really say.
@lestranged4 жыл бұрын
If this pandemic/quarantine goes much longer I feel like livestream screaming sessions will be the hot new trend. LIVESCREAM WITH ME
@allyh24994 жыл бұрын
Omg the moment you dropped the cutlery i bursted out laughing, and you literally made my day. Been feeling real low lately and it’s ppl like you that make me feel okay that I’m not the only one feeling this way.
@whittakers4 жыл бұрын
being in lockdown and finding you honestly is a literal god sent
@amywhit14 жыл бұрын
It’s the frustration that cracks me up with these videos. Everyone knows 5 minute crafts is bs but you seem to be surprised each time one doesn’t work out! 🤣❤️
@ithinkimanthony4 жыл бұрын
i guess it’s blunt time
@Sparkl1ngM1lk4 жыл бұрын
Chris: *Tries to cut through a water bottle * Also Chris: *cuts through the bottle * Also Chris: "OH NO! I cut through the water bottle"
@PurpleCandyCorn4 жыл бұрын
Okay, when the picnic thing broke I died laughing, omfg
@kendallschoenike31394 жыл бұрын
“I’m not here to expose 5 minute crafts” quickly looks to video title
@melissatomlin97334 жыл бұрын
haven't even watched yet and i'm already scared of what i'm getting myself into
@freshbloominclothing4 жыл бұрын
YT introduced you to me a few weeks ago. I'm smitten and have since watched every single video. Thank you for all your hard work. You deserve every kindness.
@arumyna48514 жыл бұрын
life hack: how to break your blender in a mere 5 minutes
@gostcade12544 жыл бұрын
Thank you Chris for choosing another amazing charity this week!! I especially love it because I went to a similar "alternative day school" for high school in MA and I wouldn't have made it through high school without that much smaller and personally-attentive school environment. I truly hope they get the funding they need - schools like that are way too few and far in between and I have SO many friends that would have genuinely benefitted from a similar supportive environment when THEY were in school. Helping the mentally ill and disabled is often looked over, especially mental health, so it's so awesome to see a bigger KZbinr trying to push some visibility that way.
@chrisklemens4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this comment I hope you have an incredible day 🤎
@horrorbrideschannel65204 жыл бұрын
Chris: "I'm not here to expose 5 min crafts" Title: 5 min crafts is a scam
@aprilsheppard5564 жыл бұрын
"I'm gunna go take a hit". Gawd I love you!!!!♡
@ashley-m4 жыл бұрын
i am absolutely floored by the strength of that hot glue. stronger than Chris’ mental state for sure
@celaestisamory18344 жыл бұрын
Oh no, almost ended on such a high note - I was so happy for you, I was literally beaming
@shadydayadele4 жыл бұрын
as Jenna once said, “it’s idea porn”
@vanessajoy23514 жыл бұрын
I feel like we need more places like Karafin School. They honestly sound amazing and I genuinely hope they reach their goal. A cause definitely worth donating to 🙏🏼💛
@kaitlinblankenship49504 жыл бұрын
LOVE the cause you chose for this video!!
@jamaiya74 жыл бұрын
I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing at the end 😭😭😭😭 omfggg
@suzannefletcher47394 жыл бұрын
I’m literally crying from laughter when you dropped the picnic thing, and rewatched it multiple times, LOL. I needed that laugh. Love you, Chris!
@rebeccabrooks38434 жыл бұрын
You’ve been such a main sense of normalcy for me during all this bullshit. Thanks, Chris.
@KaylieJane4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for sharing about the Karafin school. I live about twenty minutes from Mount Kisco and I have never heard of it. Thank you for shedding light and getting the word out about things that are so important!!!
@kathy-leew39894 жыл бұрын
I need a shirt with "I'm too tired and depressed for this" on it
@DevonakaBabiiboy4 жыл бұрын
Omg the last minute and a half. 😂🤣😭. I can’t breath. 💀
@peepeecaca2474 жыл бұрын
Chris: “you think your life is hard? i wear size 12 crocs. PLATFORM CROCS. THAT I GLUED TOGETHER MYSELF.”
@callybayer96454 жыл бұрын
karafin is located in my county!!! i just went to look at the gofundme and it makes me really happy to see donations coming in every minute, please please keep doing what youre doing this is AMAZING
@oncloudangel4 жыл бұрын
OMG WHEN IT BROKE. I’m PEEING MY SELF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@molliekane40334 жыл бұрын
the last 12 seconds of this video really just gave me energy for my whole day
@katiejolovvorn17274 жыл бұрын
“It’s just dusty”- this just explains my life
@mxvickispeak4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching you on Facebook, and now started in KZbin. This is the first time I have genuinely laughed and I don't remember how long. Thanks Chris
@roxanne47464 жыл бұрын
I actually audibly laughed at the end. So this is life now.
@gonzalezlove75464 жыл бұрын
I’ve never experienced an actual laughing outburst that I couldn’t stop , I love this guy so much . I hope I can meet you one day you have such an amazing soul 💕
@c_for_chloe4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Chris is slowly morphing into Jenna Marbles and I'm living for it.
@kjb18014 жыл бұрын
Loved it. Cheered me up so much. When Anna Wintour was mentioned I laughed out loud. Thanks Chris. From full lockdown in UK
@mhtngrbfevdwify4 жыл бұрын
The energy is UMATCHED, WE LOVE TO SEE CHAOTIC ENERGY BB
@staceyclark13274 жыл бұрын
The Karafin School sounds incredible! They need these types of schools all over the world! Thank you for supporting such an amazing cause.
@skaterkid27034 жыл бұрын
who else misses " I also have a playlist STREAM IT NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
@justjules244 жыл бұрын
what i really miss is "buy my hats (echo:buy my hats)" and then on the screen it just said "no hats lol"
@skaterkid27034 жыл бұрын
@@justjules24 YESSS LOL
@dakota0709863 жыл бұрын
Chris I am new to your channel and honestly….HOW DID I LIVE LIFE WITHOUT YOUR CHANNEL!!!! You are so funny and relatable and drama free! I also appreciate you being so open and honest about IBS, I suffer from something similar and hun it ain’t no joke and it can be very embarrassing and emotionally draining. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the courage and confidence to not give a 💩 about my C-IBS! Subscriber for life !
@danicatanner76983 жыл бұрын
14:36 lm dying! lmao
@brittneyhillier56814 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU THANK YOU! You’re videos have been a great escape for me, truly. This one came at the PERFECT time, rough few days won’t extreme depression and this is the first time I even smiled let alone laughed, so thank you ❤️
@shan227774 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as “extra money” unless you’re a Kardashian
@jessiekelly94193 жыл бұрын
For some reason this is my favorite video on the internet and I rewatch it way to often, the part when the handle flys off I LOSE IT EVERY TIME
@miagladney2484 жыл бұрын
never been this early to anything in my entire life
@Ginger.Gemini4 жыл бұрын
Donated! As someone with an autistic nephew the idea of a high school for him is awesome. So thankful to all those educators!
@siannedsouza93144 жыл бұрын
I need to sleep. it's 2:17 am⚰️
@Rinnie_xx4 жыл бұрын
Same
@emilydavis6284 жыл бұрын
that cardboard bowl idea would be a great idea for making small seed starters i can’t think of any other practical use other than that.
@meganstapo18674 жыл бұрын
Chris, the water bottle hack was for when you’re travelling, not for home decor😅😅
@lestranged4 жыл бұрын
But hotels provide washcloths so I still do not understand why this is better than a simple toiletry bag that fits your toothbrush, toothpaste, PLUS all your other toiletries. And after you use the washcloth you have to wrap your toothbrush in a dirty wet washcloth.
@meganstapo18674 жыл бұрын
@@lestranged maybe for camping? Who knows, it’s 5 minute crafts😂
@bethanielovely9144 жыл бұрын
"HI SARAHBETH!" ... I'm cryyiing.
@chokingnoises23844 жыл бұрын
“more like 5 minutes of CRACK” yeah
@faithinurmom84964 жыл бұрын
it was the “yeah walk in my size 12 platform crocs” for me
@kaylaslaton43464 жыл бұрын
i was literally dieing at the end i almost peed.
@maisieutube47563 жыл бұрын
I was suppose to be calling first response to get myself checked in to a mental hospital but I’m here instead watching this... this is my therapy. I love his personality so much it makes me happy
@KatieSev4 жыл бұрын
How does 5 minute crafts even still exist at this point
@ifunny_notfunny4 жыл бұрын
I'm crying omg I'm so sorry for your loss I literally thought it would work
@sarahwatters18854 жыл бұрын
You just kinda seem like a good human, rare
@LeeLee8tee94 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for these, my absolute favorites. And, it is that I love having someone else try these stupid crafts so I don't waste my time.