Freestyle Rapper distracted by HOTTIE in crowd

[@rogerfederer9523]

I did not expect that when I read HOTTIE in a title.

[@KadurOrdo]

Yeah, well played

[@lucia-madridnishinojurado]

Roger Federer it definitely made me more interested

[@davidvivsik6576]

I was just watching one of Federers matches and your username confused me lol

[@deericaallen9782]

Roger Federer lol me either

[@lakeside_serenity167]

One more Roger. Let's go for 21..

[@MrRazzlesnaff]

I'm such a straight idiot. Chris went on about this hot dude for like two minutes, and my straight ass is sitting here going "Ok yeah, he's handsome I guess, but where is the girl"

[@ChrisPJTurner]

If i can provide entertainment, but also make viewers question their heteronormative concepts of hotness at the same time, my work here is done

[@joshualong7517]

#metoo 😆

[@alex.muntean]

Lmao, same. When the beat started I realized the title was about that dude. 🤣

[@AyeGonZ]

I've also been duped

[@michaelwine888]

Epic fail, just did the exact same thing. Chris schooling us with the intentional click bait :)

[@timehawk2874]

If this guy never even rapped a word I would still have left thoroughly entertained as his crowd work is incredible.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Awwww thank you

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks for watching guys! *Subscribe* for new videos every Wednesday, and I *livestream* on Saturdays at 1pm (PDT), so tune in for that! Kevin, if you see this video, text me: [phone]* *also I'm bored, so if anyone wants to text, they're welcome

[@DoMooreOutdoors]

This is awesome lol.

[@tuffiben5931]

mate, u are really a freestyle genius. With that being said, if this is your real number, you are SO gonna regret sharing it hahahah Keep on being amazing man, hope u'll get the massive attention u deserve

[@ChrisPJTurner]

BUT GUYS IT IS ACTUALLY MY NUMBER (you have to sign up [completely free] once you text it because I gotta keep myself safe from crazies, but it is actually my number)

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks! and IT IS! this company gave a bunch of people a separate number so we can chat to fans etc. - it's like a mailing list, but texts instead of emails. Just trying it out :)

[@oslonorway547]

Oh shit, that threesome finally about to happen. 😁

[@tomcarrow]

I wish my name was Tom with a P, like Pterodactyl... then I would be much cooler.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

at starbucks you know they'd say put-tom the nthey shout your order

[@tomcarrow]

@@ChrisPJTurner Yes! Then my life would be complete.

[@XEinstein]

I'm planning to name my child something like Hank, but it pronounced as Mike.

[@aasutossh]

@@XEinstein you are a devil, aren't you?

[@XEinstein]

@@aasutossh luckily I'm married to an angel, so I guess my child is save

[@themaximalista]

I cried laughing when you were holding the stand as a leashed child 😂

[@OptimistPrime]

Fun fact, the name "Kevin" literally means "handsome"

[@ChrisPJTurner]

holy shit you're right!

[@-Saulgood-]

Kevin Derek Penner ...... I see what ya did there ...

[@CrypticBrush]

As a fellow Kevin can confirm

[@Valkyier911]

The Office approves

[@Archoles]

@@CrypticBrush im sorry

[@sliceofpai]

That was fucking incredible,as always, thanks for consistently blowing our minds, Khris!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

THANK YOU!

[@yourcrazybear]

@MrGriff305 "How do you get the topics planted in the audience?" He doesn't.

[@kenbrunet6120]

My fav bit of the rap: The kid on a leash to keep him away from Kevin's lustrously enthralling golden pectorals lol

[@ChrisPJTurner]

gotta keep the children safe

[@ericacarr6345]

@@ChrisPJTurner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skirval_]

My dream is for Chris to throw Kevin into a rap some other time, bit like an easter egg for all his fans😂

[@ChrisPJTurner]

lol that would be very silly

[@LightGesture]

I second that. Lol

[@arcachata4137]

It would be cool! Hahaha

[@The_Pilon]

Dude I love when you pick up things from the crowd and mic it in your rap (other than the suggestions) great one!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks! It's lots of fun, but hard to film without multiple cameras. Make sure you check out MC Supernatural, he's the guy that came up with it and is still killing it.

[@mswwfman]

When you said distracted by a hottie I was not expecting this 😂 . Great video it was hilarious!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Hehe I tricked you! Thanks :D

[@keshav9548]

This was just a confession to Kevin in the form of a rap

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Damn right it was

[@sunkid86]

The talent of this guy is amazing. I wonder why he isn't more largely appreciated in the music industry because this seems to be outstanding to me. Ha has really smart lines.

[@kenneththorberg6914]

It was long ago the music industry was interested in talent. It just requires obedient and lame personality with as less resistance to the schedule as possible.

[@trevorgreen8615]

@@kenneththorberg6914 Music industry doesn't how to market his talent. Plus they are inherently lazy and go for the easy route. Coupled with the fact that they don't even invest in bands these days.

[@XEinstein]

8:46 so no one is commenting on his rhime "choose the day before" (Wednesday) with Tuesday 😳😳 That was just brilliant, Chris!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

THANK YOU KINDLY

[@nikhilvasudev6861]

Best part Chris flirting with kevin 😂

[@ChrisPJTurner]

best part of my week, too

[@mrbigg151]

Idk how he does this EVERY time. The ideas are sooo random and he just makes whole azz stories with em lol 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kcarter0001]

Sometimes I enjoy when the crowd picking out the words section more than the rap.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Sometimes I do too! This was one of those, I think.

[@braidynwright02]

You’re soooo good. Bring the crowd more into it such as their names cause it brings more of a story to it

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks! And that's a nice idea!

[@MSF93]

This dude was born to make people laugh and bring them together for a fun time 👍

[@apargarg9914]

Chris Turner & Harry Mack collab is the DREAM !!!😍

[@spencersmustache2844]

Kevin with a C is kinda fancy

[@ChrisPJTurner]

lol i hadn't thought of that

[@TomRNZ]

Kevin with a "C" would be pronounced "Seven" :-)

[@spencersmustache2844]

@@TomRNZ Fancy af

[@ahmedaizi1477]

Ceven

[@852internationalconnect]

Would be pronounced like chevien lemao

[@chrisp9824]

That plot twist on the clickbait had me dying laughing :D Good thing, that Kevin was a good sport about it, at least I think he was considering you are still alive and well ;P I met one dude who was so ripped, that all guys around were obsessed about it and no one even thought about homosexuality.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks! I try and abide by the rule, make it clickbait but make it true. Kevin was really lovely about it, it was great that he could laugh at himself, I hate it when people get all 'how dare you insult me'.

[@chrisp9824]

@@ChrisPJTurner Yup, one of few kinds of people that I struggle to find common ground with. Talking to someone who reacts like that feels like walking trough a mine field - not much fun and it can suddenly blow up in your face ;P Example from my life: when I was working in UK one buddy saw that I'm vaping and told me, that people call it "douche flute". I found it extremely funny and when I switched to "mod", bigger boxy battery I came up with the term "douche box" and it makes me laugh to this day :D Also I'm wondering how av. lenght of comments/replies changed in last few weeks, not much for me since I was always too elaborate ;P PS: My nick here is silly, it means "pants for fishing in a river, with a hole in them" but my name is also Chris. If you are still reading this you might be as bored as me ;]

[@ChrisPJTurner]

@@chrisp9824 A fellow Chris! :D :D :D

[@UnderCultures]

Man who gets offended over being called you're handsome and have a nice chest lol

[@hilmarlindstrom2056]

I miss the "drop that beat good sir"

[@ChrisPJTurner]

It'll be back, don't worry!

[@mendelson6052]

The Kevual harassment took this from good to great! 😂 You’ve got yourself another fab.

[@waynevanson277]

In Australia, ash Wednesday is a day we had big fires. Fun fact!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't know that, or it would have been hard to keep it from slipping in

[@Dan91]

Fun fact, from who do you think australians got their manners and culture? lol

[@thegorn]

Every day is an ash day in the Australian summer lol. Place goes up like a bonfire for weeks

[@caelanharamis5660]

Nah not weeks, months mate. We have just put it all down to ash December, ash January, ash February etc. :)

[@waynevanson277]

@@Dan91 the Brits!

[@smithrooks]

Always appreciate your talented raps! It's 2am for me but I just had to watch it asap. And also thank you for being so engaged and replying to so many comments :D

[@ChrisPJTurner]

No worries! and thanks for staying up :)

[@sean2743]

So somehow i managed to stumble on one of you're videos.. "and have to admit" im not much for most rap, but free rap earns my respect fully. truly amazing and very talented. sub'd, liked, and commented . it was really refreshing to watch after working a 12 hour shift .. plans to watch all ;)

[@EnglishEloquenceMoscow]

This dude produces a track on the spot. Incredible talent, much love man.

[@adrnjgr]

You're really not helping with my KZbin addiction, good sir.

[@MrMartinSchou]

That one was fantastic. The only thing that could have been slightly better was if Kevin had stood up and let the crowd see his body.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks Martin! I know! Such a shy guy considering he has such big boy titties.

[@ChuloDavidcito]

@@ChrisPJTurner Big Boy Titties..... an excellent band name!

[@argusrogue69420]

"Ash Wednesday" Well that escalated quickly

[@malop.2941]

I was expecting to be click baited, but I was highly entertained. Great job man, you're hilarious!

[@OnlyoneComma]

Anyway I'm offshore sitting on the beach where is my child going oh yeah here on a leash, you'll never get 4 to 3 feet from me, I'll unattach, you'll never be free .. 😅 deaad and him using the microphone prop killed it 🙌💯🔥

[@psytogamu]

If that rap was a human, it would have perfectly chiselled pectorals

[@ChrisPJTurner]

😂

[@ericacarr6345]

& for gods sake keep your children away

[@aidenwalk1118]

I’m straight but my friend Emma thought this guy was cute. Since she wasn’t going to say say anything I came up and said, “ You looking kind of cute. Sheeesh.” He was like,” Dude what the fuck,” Lowering his voice, squaring up and everything. He legitimately wanted to fight because he got hit on by a guy. People who are insecure about their masculinity is so funny. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time and just take it as a compliment.

[@babybirdhome]

That actually happens here in the US all the time, too, it just doesn’t make the news so much. If you have gay friends though, you’ll see the real America through their eyes. Thankfully it’s not that widespread, but it definitely happens more than people would expect.

[@daved2352]

I was homophobic as a teenager, then in my twenties a lot of gay guys used to hit on me and I came around to seeing it as a compliment, then in my thirties I realised I was into guys but none of them hit on me anymore 😢

[@ameliabond5244]

Wow this is amazing. I can’t imagine being able to come up with words and rhymes that fast and make them flow together so well.

[@walkastray007]

This beat was SICK and whenever the "drop" hit it was like.... giving me goosebumps

[@leemcmullan]

how is he getting better than he already was. you are on FIRE Khris!!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Awww thanks Lee!

[@leemcmullan]

@@ChrisPJTurner You are unbelievably brilliant and witty! Seeing you "in your zone" is so inspirational!

[@dimipapauk]

Brilliant!! Smashed it out the park once again! Well done Kris*

[@ChrisPJTurner]

THANKS (and thanks for the K)

[@marklinstead4808]

Only in the last few days have i come across Chris and his Rapping, man he nails it every time so bloddy funny will be following him from now on

[@chazalad22balisongtricks27]

0:50 I’m also from Manchester and I can confirm this 😂

[@joshsheppard6892]

"This show was pre-corona btw" you have my sub.

[@Jordan-Blake]

This had my eyes watering, I was laughing so hard😂

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Glad to hear that!

[@MarianneHMiettinen]

Kevin had my mouth watering :P

[@ravenaussie3760]

I like how this guy can come up with a rap on the spot better than any I could write.

[@danh4435]

The only line he uses again and again is the Introduction of not being as as as you'd think it be lol

[@otbeal7130]

Feel like some of the British humour went straight over their heads

[@brrt1683]

Chris: Wow, you chest is great Kevin! *Chris's wife has entered the chatroom Also Chris: Kevin? What an ugly name.. *under breath* call me

[@stephanieking7391]

Chris said bi rights and I couldnt be happier

[@jknMEMES]

7:34 Sorry, but it really sounded like "where's my child gun" 🤣

[@prof_pubg]

This is the best page i ve stumbled on in months

[@pinkhairedgirlwhomakesedit2404]

"It won't be as atrociously bad as you're expecting a privately educated, middle class white boy to be" 😂😂 LOL Love watching these vids, u make it look so easy Also poor Kevin with his head down every time😂😂

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thanks! And yep, poor Kevin!

[@yellowpineapple6107]

The lawn care part of the rap was so so good looool

[@KrischKrisch]

"Kevin? Oh that's a shame isn't it" Geez that poor man xD Also: My name is Kristian so I'm the cooler kind of Kris :p

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Hehehe I'm so mean sometimes. Also you are the cooler kind and I am very jealous!

[@kenbrunet6120]

"i wanted you to be like, you know, a handsome name" LOL

[@user-md4nm6tb8d]

I'm kool too

[@kwgamer7448]

Freestyle Rapper: What do you want me to rap about? Crowd: Yelling the Whitest things ever. 😂🤣

[@Bruno-Rodrigues84]

kevin got completly battered there, that was brilliant Kris ;)

[@ChrisPJTurner]

hehe thanks! love teasing audience members when I'm in the mood

[@slumpboitay181]

I finished the whole vid before I noticed the dude was the “HOTTIE”😂

[@OpenMind3000]

Sweet

[@ChrisPJTurner]

My favourite taste

[@unfortunato]

2 of my favorite channels commenting, what a day

[@GtaRockt]

Wo kommst du denn auf einmal her haha

[@filmecke2618]

Omg haha nice

[@ashento6011]

Open Mind, hier, faszinierend.

[@docoftheworld]

I can't believe you didn't link turning 50 to colonoscopy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yawhatever9482]

Honestly someone from the audience needs to start asking chris more shit about all things nerdy. See if he really knows everything. I'm not talking book smart nerdy either. I'm talking comics. Games. D&D

[@ChrisPJTurner]

I've had a bunch like this - come to a livestream and throw some in the chat!

[@StreamdancerSmurgle]

@@ChrisPJTurner If I was there, this would be the interaction -> Chris: "What about this section here?" Me: "Bardic interactions with Balrogs!" Chris: "Ok, and how is the bard specifically interacting with the Balrog?" ;-)

[@wagonet]

@@ChrisPJTurner where and when do you livestream?? would love to catch this.

[@jayday9223]

Lawn maintenance 😂. Fellas cut your grass or the maintenance guy will 😂👌

[@cheekya5770]

10/10 would marry this guy. He’d have me laughing all the way to the grave.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

You’ll have to fight my wife/convince her polygamy is the way forward

[@catedoge3206]

@@ChrisPJTurner :o

[@ThatFunnyPlace]

Lmao

[@ericacarr6345]

@@ChrisPJTurner I'm sure there's a line of us, & if any are in wheelchairs they may not skip line. 😘🥰

[@luna-p]

This is my favorite so far. No one mentioned the queen or colonization and I'm at work on Easter Sunday doing people's taxes 😄

[@vlanzingmanz]

I read the title and thought: Oh, what was Chris done this time?

[@ChrisPJTurner]

hehehe i am a naughty boy

[@johnparker9663]

Man the efforts you put in your act is mind blogging. Please keep us Entertain in this covid virus filled world. Thank you and may god of wealth may always give you her blessings.

[@ReGGiEbayer95]

Gets big because bullied as a child...bullied as an adult too!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

🤣

[@wadehiggins1114]

Very good delivery mate

[@AleksiVattaja]

This is so impressive like damn. Who can think of that on the spot!? I know there is probably some technique to it but still, very cool!

[@choices4good]

OMG, I love your fun tastic nature. Each time I watch your video I get up and start dancing to the beat. We need more of this in the world, this gathering of community for fun and laughter and togetherness. Much love for you. Peace

[@BruceWayne-mv1gb]

Chris, you are seriously amazing man. love all your songs, keep up the great work.

[@kenbrunet6120]

By far the best crowd work so far!! Fuckin hilarious!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

I had such a fun time with it in this one!

[@jostert]

shit dude, thats some talent you got to carry around there! awesome

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thank you! 😊

[@awifeamotheradaughte]

You are a freaking genius! Your intellect is other worldly.

[@viperbyte6402]

My first thought on seeing the title to this new video, was, Genuinely, “But Chris, you’re MARRIED, dude!”

[@ChrisPJTurner]

hehe - i added the 'married' disclaimer on stage so I think I'm in the clear

[@AmmosB]

@@ChrisPJTurner yh mrs wants some too huh!

[@ericacarr6345]

Hes just secure

[@audiolatte]

GEEEZUSSS MAN!!!! How TF can your brain process information so fast??? Your skills are not human, astounding

[@GymCritical]

I was semi-concerned when you said “I do not pay that tax”

[@ChrisPJTurner]

I PUT A DISCLAIMER PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN

[@GymCritical]

Chris Turner I won’t tell if you don’t 😏

[@ayanolouch9615]

😂

[@Gadolinium64]

The lawn care section was straight fire

[@shantyman161]

That was amazing. I waste hours on YT (hinding from the kids in the bathroom - you other dads know what im talking about) and really really seldomly do i get laugh fits like just know. Well done, Chris with a C. Well done! Subed.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Hi Joachim! Thanks, that’s awesome to hear! And i can’t wait to have kids so I can practice your tactic.

[@ericacarr6345]

BAWAHAHAH I'm a mom, & I was laughing so hard my son came to see, (he is 13) so I just had to show him 🤣🤣

[@ericacarr6345]

Btw, he said "mom, your old" 🤣🤣 I said, but not as old as Andy!

[@michaelwhiting2583]

You are the greatest so funny, it amazing to do comedy from responses from the audience, your genius

[@firestorm996]

I'm hitting that like button and I haven't even got to the rap yet 😂

[@ChrisPJTurner]

😎

[@ericacarr6345]

Same

[@giacomofilippin12]

Came for the title stayed for the video

[@ChrisPJTurner]

My job here is done ✅

[@Carlos_Teixeira_Drums]

From Manchester?! Good man, I live in Manchester too and damn right she would have had 3 children by now xD

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Yep! born and raised for 19 years!

[@rolandcucicea6006]

@@ChrisPJTurner how old are you now?

[@alexanderduff6018]

Should have done a lawn care pun about Kevin or the 50 year old guy about trimming their pubes lawn care😂

[@martinprior2565]

Broo I wasnt expecting the Hottie to be a guy😂

[@ChrisPJTurner]

I’m a trickster

[@gumpgod12]

How you haven't hit a million subscribers is beyond me. Great video as usual!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

thanks! hopefully one day!

[@frankyymilkyy9001]

1.2M already =)

[@daconor91]

Was that a James Acaster reference at the end there? "Hey... wanna shrive?"

[@ChrisPJTurner]

YES IT WAS WELL DONE!

[@ChrisPJTurner]

also 'no thanks, I just shrove'

[@drlu3823]

I saw videos of him just a thumbnail and now I'm loving it , I'm glad I clicked that it at 2 AM

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Haha sorry for any sleep deprivation I caused

[@drlu3823]

Chris Turner no worries still 3 am laughing my ass off hahahahaha

[@gavinjones601]

9.22 to watch. 30 minutes reading hilarious comments. Thank you Chris and all of the commenters. LMAO.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Hehe, they're a funny bunch :)

[@thereisnospace]

children on leashes sounds like a deathcore band :D

[@mmanews5604]

Kevin went red as hell haha

[@ChrisPJTurner]

it was so funny how shy he got, considering he was walking round with his chest JUST OUT

[@Real28]

LOL The backtrack on Andy hahaha

[@Cindy-ls3dj]

Its amazing you can do what you do. Give me all year and I still couldn't come up with good funny lyrics like you do in under 5 minutes. You're very talented and very smart.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

Thank you Cindy, that’s a very kind thing to say!

[@Jpmasterkey]

Just found you this morning!! Amazing!!

[@babychicks0748]

Y'all are probably wondering what's taking so long for him to rap!?!?! But he's actually multitasking by talking to the audience while coming up with lines in his head. Well at least that's what I think🤔

[@meganheller4100]

im thinkng the same! how does he entertain while maintaining and planning....

[@ericacarr6345]

Cuz @Chris Turner is the shit

[@YadaYadaYadadada]

Only a real man with absolutely no insecurity can talk like that. Good for you Chris.

[@fthurman]

Or a bisexual/pansexual man that's attempting to pull ;)

[@YadaYadaYadadada]

@@fthurman Possibly. But anyone who refuses to say that was a good looking dude is lying to themselves.

[@andymcgram7643]

Only a woman could say something so ridiculously untrue.

[@fthurman]

@@andymcgram7643 oo, a homophobe and a sexist; bold pairing!

[@andymcgram7643]

@@fthurman nothing i said is even remotely homophobic or sexist. Are you a women or a man?

[@oslonorway547]

That awkward moment when you're either married by the time you became famous and started meeting hotter chicks, OR That despairing moment when your wife is an _understanding Progressive,_ but you only run into chicks that don't compare. ... Can't have both, gotta pick one.

[@ChrisPJTurner]

😂

[@Memory1sRam]

Hell yeah, so gooooooooood! All the "forplay" - so great, hahahaha.

this is such a talent, you made my day Chris. came all the way from Eminem's freestyles to yours and c'mon I had more fun with this half comedy half free-style kind of rap :D

[@chelseysmith6112]

“My gosh. Your chest. Ooooooo.” 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@veneraxangel5637]

We all know you mentioning your marriage was a reminder to yourself and not for the crowd lol

[@ericacarr6345]

🤣🤣