Catch me Live 🎤 Tickets 🎟️ davidlucascomedy.com Miami, Florida- Feb 10th, 2 shows Manchester, CT- Feb 16-17 Tampa, Florida- Feb 23-24 Vancouver, BC - March 1-2 Charlotte, NC - March 20th Greensboro, NC - March 21st Greenville, SC - March 22-23 Richmond, Va - March 29-March30
@hohnson2510 ай бұрын
I have to come to one of your shows this is hilarious
@yitziyyb10 ай бұрын
Hahaha what you have to deal with, ain't no respect!! Hope you make it to Israel, would love to see you live!
@k7l3rworkman9710 ай бұрын
Man, I wish I could afford to come see a show 😂 You’re fckin Awesome lol
@FairTheGod10 ай бұрын
See you in Manchester next week!!!
@slayerofmankind10 ай бұрын
Nigga I fucking love u epic response and joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TropicalAlienation10 ай бұрын
"Ain't no room" on the stage was actually solid lmao
@brazyboytazz10 ай бұрын
na frfr lmao
@josephsmith96110 ай бұрын
Yeah, that one was pretty good.
@razztastic10 ай бұрын
It was alright, anyone can make fat jokes off the dome lol
@BenjaminCarter-if4gz10 ай бұрын
Yeah, I thought he might have turned the crowd with that one.
@evilswissy10 ай бұрын
no it wasn't you fool... you can clearly see room on the stage
@skoobysnax383110 ай бұрын
I admire the courage it takes to stand up on stage and continously drench gasoline on an already massive dumpster fire 😂😂😂
@LxrdBreezy0010 ай бұрын
This what he do😂 they didn’t realize he not back in down😂
@alansokelisatruehero852010 ай бұрын
im forever a fan now. F these hypersensitive race hustlers acting like diva victims
@loyal296810 ай бұрын
It's because you are the devil the bible speak of
@Getithowyoulive86310 ай бұрын
@@LxrdBreezy00 Let's learn some proper grammar, what so you say?
@slimphantom-l9910 ай бұрын
You've heard Bill Burr in Phily yeah? Search it. 11 straight minutes of Burr shitting on the crowd. It gets so raw.
@jdawg9310 ай бұрын
I died at "this where the show started to spiral." It was already in flames. 😂
@skurdibbles791310 ай бұрын
thats pretty avg for roast comedians. especially ones like david. it was all pretty tame. I love when the shows go off the rails.
@baraksteady134110 ай бұрын
The "show" sounded more like a barrage of missed connection and wanted:dogwalker craiglist ads
@charlespancamo977110 ай бұрын
Why are you so sweet that you think one george floyd joke turned the whole thing sideways?
@triptank785710 ай бұрын
@@baraksteady1341what??
@Beerustrades10 ай бұрын
yet he's sold out for the year, keep hatin kid @@skurdibbles7913
@Toxic_illusion5 ай бұрын
“Aren’t we allowed to collect? I need a dog walker”😂😂😂😂
@Gravy_MasterАй бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING FACE EMOJIS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 VERY MUCH FUNNY MAKE BIG LAUGH JUICY CHUCKLE CHUCKLE
@samwerrell210425 күн бұрын
This went way different than I thought with the whole setup lol!!!!
@jayesavv850210 ай бұрын
“Come on stage.” “Ain’t no room!”😭😭
@joechiminh872510 ай бұрын
had me rolling as well 🤣
@5KiTl3z0r810 ай бұрын
He was fat too, so it didn’t hit as well as it could have
@bluegetsuga839610 ай бұрын
Time stamp?
@michelcarlini10 ай бұрын
3:06
@bluegetsuga839610 ай бұрын
@@michelcarlini thanks.
@nickiazzetta781410 ай бұрын
“There ain’t no room” was actually a great line
@HonestJerkWil10 ай бұрын
Indeed
@louslugga809710 ай бұрын
Made me laugh
@frauleota10 ай бұрын
Only fabs😅😅😂
@Will-jc1ky10 ай бұрын
Only laugh whole 16 minutes
@ohgeazy10 ай бұрын
he got his ass 🤣🤣🤣
@lentrelljordan443310 ай бұрын
"Come on stage!" Guy in the audience, "Aint no room!" was the coldest jab of the night! 😂😂😂
@mikekillagreen94329 ай бұрын
😂😂
@dwreck1209818 ай бұрын
Only took him a little bit to come up with it
@TheEnd-eg6wq8 ай бұрын
No calling out Floyd for what he was actually was!!!
@ELeonko7 ай бұрын
@@dwreck120981 Bro froze up and fumbled out of fear but found the only solution that could save his face
@MiddleManT0m7 ай бұрын
@@TheEnd-eg6wqtalking about a man that nobody knew that died in 2020 smh corny now
@Ucancallmekay5 ай бұрын
Bros the real life uncle ruckus 😂
@mafalda2k4 ай бұрын
@Uancallmekay - Except Ruckus is a million times funnier. DL isn’t funny at all. Boondocks writers are artistic geniuses. They’re comedy masters. DL is the very definition of ‘hack’. He appeals to only the very lowest common denominator of the public and he knows that.
@mrgjg4 ай бұрын
Nah, he just knows how to get under the skin of black people like you who take themselves to serious. Not to mention the ridiculousness of putting some lowlife drug addict criminal that od'd on a pedestal.
@SweetLeavesXbox14 ай бұрын
@@mafalda2k The boondocks is a cartoon made by a company and not a real life man doing stand up. Unfair comparison that isn't in the same ball park. The "Lowest Common Denominators" are the ones who show up at the late night comedy shows and gets insulted. As someone who loves comedy and dark jokes. I enjoyed it. The problem is the "Actual racist community" cannot handle jokes they payed to see...
@Jucy4you144 ай бұрын
Im fairly certain the “actual racist community” is exactly who he caters too, so congrats.
@Ucancallmekay4 ай бұрын
@@Jucy4you14 wdym congrats 😅
@2011blueman10 ай бұрын
"I need a dogwalker" was definitely the best joke of the night.
@Newjerseyblows10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@troskeyj10 ай бұрын
She took a minute to get to her question/request too.. but she nailed it
@j.j.jennings628610 ай бұрын
I ain’t bother nobody I just need information 😂
@tophe_r10 ай бұрын
that aint what she said lmao
@jonsmith998110 ай бұрын
Man this was hilarious
@ThunderMonkey2810 ай бұрын
“ if comedy was a video game, this is the last level” 😂
@samuelbasye350810 ай бұрын
💀
@prosantapaul169810 ай бұрын
😂
@masterbasher954210 ай бұрын
🤡
@Conservative_Indiana10 ай бұрын
it becomes more true every second you watch.
@anthonyjohnson940310 ай бұрын
This is the kiddie level of comedy
@lizthedisjointedzebra6922 ай бұрын
Why TF do people go to a comedy show where the comedian isn't afraid to make controversial jokes, then get mad when the comedian makes controversial jokes????
@andyvaldez212Күн бұрын
exactly!
@johnedward835210 ай бұрын
Anyone who yells at any comedian, much less David Lucas, clearly has no idea what fire they are igniting.
@nurionz714010 ай бұрын
"There's no room" killed david. You could see it in his eyes.
@trengodd10 ай бұрын
@@nurionz7140 bro flipped the switch after that one LMFAOO
@Bootchair10 ай бұрын
It’s like taking a welding torch to a mid summer Oklahoma hay field. Instant regret.
@trengodd10 ай бұрын
@@Bootchair 😭😭
@HomeMadeNoodles10 ай бұрын
Bro yes!
@jonolsen-koziol421710 ай бұрын
The "I need information" lady is fucking awesome lmao
@chrisb70518 ай бұрын
Yeah honestly nailed the comedic timing with the "i need a dogwalker"
@tryptamine-loopring-eth2 ай бұрын
She had the energy of a South Park side character
@Albertoscutarius10 ай бұрын
This was like an episode from The Boondocks in real life.
@antmo2010 ай бұрын
Only if this were the Boondocks, he would've got fucked up
@neodasha10 ай бұрын
Right. Cuzn Ruckus in full effect
@NamaRauqos0459510 ай бұрын
or GTA
@erikjohansen756410 ай бұрын
@@neodasha idiot ! afro americans are to ill informed about history that u dont get a voice u just be lucky u get to breath the air you useless trashbag u prob dont think blacks can be racist either or act like that the inslavers of afro americans wasent facking other africans or spaniards you prob one of those slimey peasents that wanna be a queen but got no facking clue how to be a lady ! so stfu! and go be usefull i spit on your face !" the average life spand for a europian/western in africa in the 1600/1700 was about 2 weeks so NO WHITES WAS CATHING ANY SLAVES IN AFRICA ! read a book
@graysonstephens10 ай бұрын
Yall hate it when educated black men have different opinions than what some puppet told you to believe on MSNBC... Lol
@3373-g8z21 күн бұрын
The man held it TOGETHER! I salute you Sir!
@Theohybrid10 ай бұрын
Dude went for the Patrice O’Neal style of comedy by leaning completely into the chaos. 😂😂
@kahlilg982410 ай бұрын
That’s so true. He’s the closest to it
@ihategmz517410 ай бұрын
He is no Patrice O’Neal.
@timber7210 ай бұрын
@@ihategmz5174 Damn straight. Patrice was a racist who hated white people, and had a massive chip on his shoulder. He was also a raging Leftist. He was a genuinely unlikeable person. Lucas doesn't hate anyone. He makes fun of everyone.
@BigJoker10 ай бұрын
When someone is getting triggered and you immediately go "it's just jokes!" then they really have nowhere to go. Argue it all you want. You're not gonna change the mind of the dude laughing holding the microphone.
@YouProblyAHater10 ай бұрын
Patrice has more class.
@ajbalancedbreakfast83687 ай бұрын
The one dude leaving with his group but fist bumping on the way out sent me. He's about to have a bad conversation in the car haha
@Zuiyo197410 ай бұрын
The "cuz I need a dog walker" part was the best crowd comeback i have ever seen in a comedy video
@lloydgush10 ай бұрын
And no one believed that. Either he wants to take her under his wing or... lol! She's funny.
@bigbang532110 ай бұрын
The setup and timing were professional level.
@zoebella31410 ай бұрын
@@bigbang5321no, like the comedian said, that's just Kansas City for ya, and that's true for better or worse
@prosantapaul169810 ай бұрын
Na she one of the blm offended and trying to ruin his show in a slimy way. Nothing honest about her.
@lloydgush10 ай бұрын
@@prosantapaul1698 not the same people.
@AllieZuniga-o7z4 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. All the walkouts are just like “we good, that’s the ride home, peace.”
@stevencameron156210 ай бұрын
"Your tab ain't but 16 dollars, I'll take care of it"🤣😂😅
@Viewersdiscretion84986 ай бұрын
“Shoulda researched me when you got them tickets” nah fr🤣
@steven401ytx3 ай бұрын
Is it "no" or is it "for real"?
@ttrmotocross10 ай бұрын
"I'm tryna figure out how they found me and then got offended!" Same here 😂
@matteblack2002010 ай бұрын
Most ppl just go to comedy shows. Don’t nobody know MOST of these ppl.
@kingjams3 ай бұрын
looooooooooooooooooool
@zezegambles10 ай бұрын
watching people get mad at comedy shows is pure comedy lmao
@Bidenfriend10 ай бұрын
Floyd overdosed facts
@the_question10 ай бұрын
Halv his shit isnt even jokes to be fair
@theresonly2genders202310 ай бұрын
Aw you mad@@the_question
@the_question10 ай бұрын
@@theresonly2genders2023 I'm not, I just think saying random edgy things not even formatted as a joke is a lazy thing to do
@MarcusGreen-y7g10 ай бұрын
@@the_questionyea I laugh at dark offensive jokes all the time. He didn’t even say a joke, Just being dark for the sake of it. Anybody can get on stage and say dark shit, that don’t make u funny
@85fxrp4 ай бұрын
Straight up OG comedy show!!! The way it should be!!! We take life too serious, we gotta laugh more and let shit go. KEEP GOIN!!
@VinnnieVegasАй бұрын
Thanx well said my friend
@gargoyled_drake12 күн бұрын
can you explain to a foreigner who is not from america, more specifically what was funny here ? what parts of it made it OG comedy ?
@darionjams7 ай бұрын
“But you fuck wit me a little too tho right?” “yeahhh 😏” *fistbumps*
@ashwilliams9310 ай бұрын
“If comedy was a video game, this was the last level.” 😂
@theskyybay42010 ай бұрын
Whada loser. Stealing comments, lol! Your life must suck : )
@FIVExTIGERS10 ай бұрын
This guy is a Chad, bro just kept going & refused to back down. What a legend 😎🤙🏽
@ashwilliams9310 ай бұрын
@@FIVExTIGERS Yeah, dude just kept digging. Hilarious
@kevo_199010 ай бұрын
You literally copy and pasted someone else’s comment. Wow
@ashwilliams9310 ай бұрын
@@kevo_1990 Yeah, I didn't read very many comments before making my own. I see now a lot of other people commented saying the same thing. But I didn't cut and paste anything. (Go back and look at the punctuation) I made my own comment without seeing the others. Either way, a few of us posted similar comments because that part of what David said was funny.
@CovertRadio10 ай бұрын
David officially and single-handedly started the Blackocalypse
@fierro777110 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@cwell51010 ай бұрын
Too many sensitive cry-babies in the audience.
@kingjaven1310 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 good one
@robertmoon975610 ай бұрын
@@cwell510 No this guy is a racist and he never said a derogatory thing about white people.I wonder why 🤔
@robertmoon975610 ай бұрын
@@kingjaven13 That was corny as hell.
@Adam-w1k8d5 ай бұрын
"They got any flights leaving tonight?!?"😂😂
@gregben400210 ай бұрын
"This is no longer a comedy show, this is Jerry Springer"
@StartContaversy15 ай бұрын
That's still comedy
@your_fbi_agent8314 ай бұрын
YOU ARE THE DOG WALKER
@smitty92310 ай бұрын
That lady at the end needing a dog walker line was amazing 😂
@JordanI13510 ай бұрын
I actually laughed lol
@swolefjell10 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@MaxXHavokK10 ай бұрын
@@swolefjellidk..guess cuz he randomly bringing people up...she saying interview someone.. I guess 🤷♂️
@sethbennett928710 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo
@ItwasnotLando7 ай бұрын
That was one of the funniest parts in this video 😂
@ethanrashid280710 ай бұрын
“THIS IS WHERE THE SHOW STARTED TO SPIRAL”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Drumit224 ай бұрын
This guy needs to be in the troll hall of fame
@bigdeal685210 ай бұрын
"I know all about George Floyd I went to Minnesota and asked them to let me see that fake twenty" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MasterShredda10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@charlesdebose43389 ай бұрын
Comedy is comedy messed up but funny asf to imagine someone would be so dumb o really go do that
@luisvalentin50399 ай бұрын
That's funny af 😂😂😂
@bigdeal68529 ай бұрын
"Hey man...I like Kyle Rittenhouse to" Ohhhh I'm rolling ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@djabroni_brochacho46449 ай бұрын
Funny cuz it's true 😂
@shamshieldd21410 ай бұрын
you give David an inch of being offended, he just goes in on you to make you fully offended. its so good lol
@theancientsam8 ай бұрын
"i need a dog walker" was the best joke in the video lmao
@patm955 ай бұрын
Nobody else could have kept this show together like this. Masterclass.
@Itiswrittenkjv16119 ай бұрын
"Hope he doesn't shoot me with one of those old pistols" can't get that out of my head 😅 got me crackin up at work repeating it.
@sandylee93779 ай бұрын
Cause he read him right😂
@kidcudi90810 ай бұрын
“I went in the gas station and i asked them nikkas let me see that fake $20” 🤣 had me rolling
@1lilillusion10 ай бұрын
👏👏
@I-canMakeTheGlobeShift10 ай бұрын
Of course it had you Rollin...
@kidcudi90810 ай бұрын
@@I-canMakeTheGlobeShift what’s that supposed to mean 🤨
@brianjamesesq74710 ай бұрын
@@I-canMakeTheGlobeShiftit was funny. Cry more.
@I-canMakeTheGlobeShift10 ай бұрын
@@brianjamesesq747 watch ya mouth before your platform gets destroyed....
@willjones463010 ай бұрын
That did not spiral out of control. What just happened was he masterfully handled a rough crowd. No way could I keep my cool like that if I was in his spot. Respect 👊🏾
@blackpirateinc14510 ай бұрын
He's a perfect Black token for white folks. He also is not funny at all.
@Seabass4210 ай бұрын
Yup, he made it look easy
@SeeMyEvil10 ай бұрын
Fr. Mad respect 👊
@blackpirateinc14510 ай бұрын
He's not funny, so it was easy to control a crowd you aren't entertaining. Also, I looked him up. He's the perfect token dude to entertain racists. Magamorons love corny Black dudes like him. They can laugh at his BS without guilt.
@wu-bangya448610 ай бұрын
U one of them huh?
@bighubb983 ай бұрын
14:04 Killed me. She was serious about getting a dog walker!!
@BreakingClouds-10 ай бұрын
I lost it when he asked “u fk with me tho?”🤣🤣🤣
@thegdoat110 ай бұрын
Bro said "I bet you make a good potato salad"!! 😂😂😂😂 Shit had me spitting laughing!!
@jayelee711210 ай бұрын
Yeah cus your racist how is that corny joke funny
@EmmyTheAdult10 ай бұрын
"He gonna smack me then smoke a Camel" 💀💀💀
@k7l3rworkman9710 ай бұрын
😂 that sht sent me LOL Bill Cosby was Mad Af LMAO
@EmmyTheAdult10 ай бұрын
"I need a walker!" Broooo 🤣🤣
@EmmyTheAdult10 ай бұрын
@@k7l3rworkman97complete chaos 😆
@IsmokeHiphopLive10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@j.p.62283 ай бұрын
“Ain’t no room” was actually funny tho ahaha
@theloggie110 ай бұрын
10:31 that dude is getting yelled at in the car after that fist bump lol
@KastroThaKidd10 ай бұрын
I SWEAR thought I was the only one to think that.... 😂😅😂
@nathanhowe501310 ай бұрын
lmfao!! same@@KastroThaKidd
@mjbrooks93259 ай бұрын
@@nathanhowe5013hey Nathan I just wanted to know Howe you did you manage to be so awesome? Howe can I do it?
@kimberlywood778310 ай бұрын
"If comedy was a video game, this is the last level" 😅
@702SLICKVICK10 ай бұрын
That was a good one 😂
@batmanwins570110 ай бұрын
I don't seems more like he failed the tutorial or tried to put a Nintendo cartridge in his Xbox and now he's calling tech support and telling them the console is defective. Dude lost to a heckler, lost the plot, lost the audience...GAME OVER
@user-bq6ri3yd6o10 ай бұрын
@@batmanwins5701oh my soy You blow in from reddit?
@batmanwins570110 ай бұрын
@@user-bq6ri3yd6o I don't use Reddit so I'm not sure I understand the reference. I'll assume it was meant to be some sort of insult, but I won't bother feeling offended, especially because of how weak the attempt is. If that's the best you can come up with, it's not a surprise that you consider this 'performance' to be comedic. 😎
@user-bq6ri3yd6o10 ай бұрын
@@batmanwins5701 I ain't reading all of that but you sound like a cuck lmao
@dereklong20727 ай бұрын
"If comedy was a videogame this would be the last level" that was fucking amazing lmao
@ruddyguzzman5 ай бұрын
Comedy IS a video game But it’s an open world game like gta…. You can either do the mission or punch the prostitute
@V3racious35 ай бұрын
They don't let you out much do they?
@guttaknight645 ай бұрын
@@V3racious3don’t let you out the guttas? 😈
@lalnunsanga48572 ай бұрын
The "Did she say a dogwalker?" part tho🤣🤣🤣
@anthonybrown186210 ай бұрын
“I ain’t bother nobody” as the whole show stops to hear the question 🤣
@AndThenShwarmaAfter10 ай бұрын
"dude looking like hes made of playdoh" had me wheezing jfc 😂😂
@dylanhealy81269 ай бұрын
*wheezing
@awesome3469 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you! Find Jesus, find peace. God bless!
@Kawmbat_Veteran9 ай бұрын
@@jjsjeffjjsjeff iit was so funny i nutted in my pants
@danmapes9568 ай бұрын
Like the PJs clay animation 😂
@davidgoulden59568 ай бұрын
Same. Hilarious line!
@lewisburton185210 ай бұрын
Getting offended at a comedy show is like getting mad you got wet at a water park.
@bladeshred017 ай бұрын
💯
@ct-gt2dt7 ай бұрын
Lol david sucks. Get over it. Didn’t have Tony there to cover up his mess with actual jokes.
@JJM22227 ай бұрын
@@ct-gt2dt you voted for biden too🤣
@VeinyAngloid7 ай бұрын
@@ct-gt2dt bot mad at fentanyl floyd jokes
@washingtonrl7 ай бұрын
@@VeinyAngloid Look at you mad, your Uncle Tom isn’t accepted. Only people that know anything about fentanyl, are David Lucas’ FANS, especially all of the DL, racist, white male groupies.
@Fulcibaby11249 күн бұрын
This is heckler takedown gold, you dont mess with a guy that quick witted and who doesnt give a damn. Total legend.
@Callinoutbull10 ай бұрын
Never understand how people think a comedy show is somewhere you get offended.
@absolutelyfookinnobody284310 ай бұрын
Because 2024
@RedceLL197810 ай бұрын
Comedian literally stops joking while claiming he's joking then has to backtrack and apologize because he knew he was out of line after saying everything in his power to racially alienate, offend, degrade and humiliate an audience member and doesn't stop there, but also starts berating and degrading black folks as well. Cut to yt comments and these dumb shits ☝️ are completely oblivious as to why anyone would possibly have a problem. Yes, we know you don't understand, that's why it has to be dumbed down for you.
@Novous10 ай бұрын
It's like going to a concert and being mad you felt emotions
@Ophelia_Pain10 ай бұрын
Thank you! It's COMEDY
@Ophelia_Pain10 ай бұрын
It all started with Gen Z crap Super years ago before the became even more stupid then they are now.
@bebop487410 ай бұрын
“Yo tab ain’t nothing but $16, I’ll take care of it” Damnit boy
@sruiz881610 ай бұрын
When he said “George Floyd would of robbed you too “ fucken KILLED me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@GodWorksOut10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@IsmokeHiphopLive10 ай бұрын
😂
@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor10 ай бұрын
It's true. Low IQ people idolize him
@shrandellcurry649110 ай бұрын
Not
@washonmontgomery94610 ай бұрын
Because you are Latinos
@aleksandergjengst78210 ай бұрын
Them fistbumping dudes is in for a ruff week on the couch 😂
@swayvacious110 ай бұрын
Agreed
@uncle_rizzo101710 ай бұрын
Those women are nothing but rough
@JamesOutonBond8 ай бұрын
@@uncle_rizzo1017 what women?
@J0PHIEL10 ай бұрын
if comedy was a video game it would be the last level lmao frigin legend
@Rockribbedman10 ай бұрын
The big bad
@jeffb627610 ай бұрын
The crowd chanting is WIIIILD 😂😂😂
@trengodd10 ай бұрын
'PUSSYY PUSSYYYY...." LMFAO
@Dustinnicholas198710 ай бұрын
Everyone all the sudden saying wild is fucking WILD
@1lilillusion10 ай бұрын
👏👏👏
@jeffb627610 ай бұрын
@@Dustinnicholas1987 I've been saying wild for a loooooooong time. I noticed that it's gotten across the states over time, but I didn't notice until you mentioned it how many people say it now. Since you mentioned it I've heard it said well over 10x 🤣
@Dustinnicholas198710 ай бұрын
@jeffb6276 Yes it has been around for a long time but now all the sudden you hear EVERYONE saying it🤣🤣 these so-called trends these days are dumb because of tic tok
@JosephDillman10 ай бұрын
3:05 I'm listening to this at work, writing reports and when he pops off with "There ain't no room!" my pen slipped. 😂
@hanh300010 ай бұрын
Hahaha. Yeah, I was like, ok, that's funnier than the comedian bit. Can't believe he thought that up.
@DrDetroit_10 ай бұрын
No, it didn't
@zoebella31410 ай бұрын
@@hanh3000it was something you say in 3rd grade, yet it was still funny, too bad the guy who said it was bigger than the comedian, and just didn't wanna get outta his seat
@arcticridge10 ай бұрын
sounds like you're working hard bro. keep it up
@Beholder50510 ай бұрын
Did it actually though? Or is this a “I just spit coffee all over my screen” thing that never happens
@k7l3rworkman9710 ай бұрын
“If comedy was a video game, This is the Last Level!” 🤣 Mans a *Comedy Juggernaut*
@brianrey50110 ай бұрын
Man was about to have a royal rumble against the whole crowd 😭
@adampindell10 ай бұрын
Bout to fight the mini boss 😂
@lbbelt243110 ай бұрын
Cornball 🌽
@Sirluvalot8810 ай бұрын
It's like a reverse Nutty Professor scene when Buddy love and Reggie was going back and forward lol
@hitthecouch10 ай бұрын
“It’s your teeth. I don’t know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.” 😂😂
@lesegom717210 ай бұрын
That scene was way funnier than this
@jacobgatlin748510 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@HB-yq8gy10 ай бұрын
😂
@ayejamie2310 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 spot on too
@ayemoneey147013 күн бұрын
6:05 oh he put the hat on.. he goin slide me then smoke a Camel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keithmoore633410 ай бұрын
“Hennessy shots” LOL.
@sasquach3.09010 ай бұрын
The concerned “I just really need a dog walker” made my day 😂
@sillywabbit798910 ай бұрын
Never apologize. Society is soft af
@claycollins897310 ай бұрын
Amen!
@unknowngringo10 ай бұрын
Facts!
@carlaharris487910 ай бұрын
Said the monkey 🐒
@KevinP3227010 ай бұрын
AGREED!
@RedceLL197810 ай бұрын
Since when is everyone in society meant to be stone hearted, that sounds delusional. And not for nothing, if people just start walking out, what's really important is that people paid money to laugh. If you're failing at that objective, you ain't funny and you're a bad comedian. Of course, don't heckle because the comedian has the mic, but also, as a paying customer, that's your money, you don't have to stay there and listen if it's not funny. Seems like this comedian just got triggered and wanted to trigger the heckler back. It's definitely possible to make a George Floyd joke be funny. That had no punchline and wasn't a joke, it was just contrarian and designed to make the heckler look like a bad example of a black guy. Wasn't a joke and if you think it was, you don't know what a joke is. I don't think anyone liked it, I think there was nervous laughter and right in that moment, you could see the tension rise.
@RCsBoy82Ай бұрын
This is pure gold!!!! Man, when them folks started packin’ up and hittin’ the exits, David was like, “Oh, y’all leavin’? Well, lemme help you find the door!” Dude ain’t miss a beat. Had me cryin’ laughin’, like bruh really don’t care who stay or go-he gon’ get these jokes off regardless!
@KjtheGreatPro10 ай бұрын
Yo Dave that line "if comedy was a video game this shits the last level" thats the funniest shit ive heard in a minute!!!
@dru467010 ай бұрын
"I like Kyle Writtenhouse too"😂😂 killed me
@I-canMakeTheGlobeShift10 ай бұрын
Of course you liked that part...
@LosPollosHermanosinc10 ай бұрын
@@I-canMakeTheGlobeShiftfound the mad person too🤣🤣
@bakedstreetyt10 ай бұрын
was is there not to like ?
@bebop487410 ай бұрын
Had me ROLL’N lol
@bebop487410 ай бұрын
@@LosPollosHermanosinc 💯
@richardruth904810 ай бұрын
"He would have robbed yo ass too..." Haha!
@ErlingEra5 ай бұрын
“I can tell you voted for Biden” accurate asf💀
@koopapoopa2210 ай бұрын
that lady at 14:25 really built a joke and surprised us with that
@T25de10 ай бұрын
Fucking hilarious 😂
@bipolarmadness507510 ай бұрын
I was expecting the joke to continue more: "Damn, who would have though. Comedy stand up, the best place for networking. 'Babe, we have a problem, who we gonna call? The yellow pages and the local facebook mom groups dont do shit for us. Wait I know, lets go to the comedy club. I hope a dogwalker gets on stage, we really need one.'"
@plymix838910 ай бұрын
It was a complete curveball.
@passionebk10 ай бұрын
Yo, that lady said “I need a dog walker” 😂😂
@seanthompson361210 ай бұрын
Went from a bad night a comedy show to Craigslist 😂
@LVEMRE10 ай бұрын
This nigga tickets gonna be on sale on temu soon. Tubby the tapdancer. Hopefully All Def Digital stop fucking with him. This dude is not funny at all.
@trap71963 ай бұрын
My new favorite comedian!!!😂😂😂 Most of the dudes who left gave him a fust bump first. You know their women made them leave. That's why women shouldn't vote. They're too emotional. Go ahead, come get me!
@AdirondackRuby10 ай бұрын
Don't heckle if you don't want to be heckled right back! 😂😂😂
@wu-bangya448610 ай бұрын
...that wasn't the issue
@TankLee-jf9ii10 ай бұрын
@@wu-bangya4486 what was the issue...George Floyd joke?? You think the families of people he hurt and robbed don't hurt everyday?? Was it proven that he broke into a pregnant woman's house and out a gun to her stomach or some shit.. I heard someone say it doesn't matter , he was a victim. .what about his victims... Just think of how many other pregnant women he would have broke into like a coward... Did his time?? Idk.. but hey.. it's a comedy show... It's not a white or black thing it's a person thing ,.. we are Americans..
@TankLee-jf9ii10 ай бұрын
What if that was your mama he did that too...
@TankLee-jf9ii10 ай бұрын
But white people are crazier with the shootings..
@Jeremy-th5pt10 ай бұрын
"N.....I need a dog walker!" What is happening? 😂
@KnucklessDawson10 ай бұрын
I AINT NEVA GONNA STOP WATCHING DAVID LUCAS
@BOOSTEDLASER10 ай бұрын
WILLIAM, ARE U GONNA EVER STOP?
@VFL051910 ай бұрын
How’s your little dog?
@Stilltheking2410 ай бұрын
Must be a 50 yr old white dude
@KnucklessDawson10 ай бұрын
@@Stilltheking24 lol vote blue nice username buddy😂😂
@Stilltheking2410 ай бұрын
@@KnucklessDawson thanks man!
@leegil9116Ай бұрын
😂😂😂the guys doing the walk ... but bumped it up got me braah
@St.CrimsonTweets10 ай бұрын
That "I need a dogwalker" killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tom-yo7zf10 ай бұрын
The audience interaction was hilarious. They were just as funny as him. Gold
@jeromegoddard679610 ай бұрын
David lucas said come on stage then the heckler was like "Aint no room" 😂
@twinqt57810 ай бұрын
😂 GOT EM!
@nemesis860410 ай бұрын
I think we all heard what he said....😂😂😂😂
@lagoings5610 ай бұрын
Smoked him
@5KiTl3z0r810 ай бұрын
He was fat too. So it wasn’t half as funny as it would have been.
@Snartfoodler4 күн бұрын
@@5KiTl3z0r8It sort of makes it funnier imo
@HunterBryan-js7rv8 ай бұрын
He said he looked like play-doh had me rollingggggggg 🫨🙃🫨
@JohnGlockton10 сағат бұрын
Christmas just got so much better!!! Thanks David
@ME-nk2og10 ай бұрын
NEVER apologize for a joke. If someone gets offended, that's their problem. I laughed my ass off!
@Ophelia_Pain10 ай бұрын
Yes! 👍
@liquidbirds470310 ай бұрын
He did apologize awhile later. Disappointing.
@chimere7210 ай бұрын
me too
@rondasmith403710 ай бұрын
Really?!!! So if he made a joke about a rape victim or soldiers getting killed during a war, should he apologize or not even make a joke about it??!!! I guess it's OK to make a joke about anything!!! I guess it's all comedy!!! That's clearly stupid!!!
@ME-nk2og10 ай бұрын
@@rondasmith4037 If you don't like it, don't listen to it. You're as uptight as it gets!
@jMFbirdy10 ай бұрын
Asking to see the fake 20 was WILDDDDDDD 😂😂😂
@Meena-lp10 ай бұрын
That dog walker joke had a chappelle type delivery, along with David saying" what is going on"? 😂😂😂had me done!
@mjjohnson78265 ай бұрын
Can you explain the joke for me?
@damonspinelli13522 ай бұрын
Omg…”cuz I need a dog walker”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and the sincerity in her voice, “I just wanted to know!”
@jbucatcher3110 ай бұрын
I was at this show. The heckler from the first 4 minutes of the video said something like "They gonna have to pay me like they paying everyone else that goes on stage." This was according to the dog walker from the end of the video. This shit went off the rails so fast. I felt bad because it clearly affected David's rhythm, and he just never got it back. He rolled with it best he could though. Props to you @davidlucascomedian for sticking it out. I know it wasn't what you planned, but it was still a lot of fun.
@fortieznoshortiez10 ай бұрын
@@highdesertbiker the george floyd jokes i think
@teag155210 ай бұрын
@highdesertbiker the George Floyd joke was uncalled for wasn't nothing funny about it
@traceyroyer99310 ай бұрын
Plus, he was criticizing someone's appearance. Then, he addressed at least one audience member with the N word. Surprised me. He's bold af. And lucky, if you know what I mean.
@chosenhandles10 ай бұрын
Terrible roast😢😢😢
@Audio04119410 ай бұрын
There is this thing that humans do called nervous or anxious laughter that generally occurs when they are uncomfortable, also some of these dark things that do need to be spoken on do need levity because of their nature. Also who are you to be the arbiter of what is accpetable speech and what isn't, America is the only country in the world that has free speech you are entitled to your opinion that it wasn't funny even though the numbers don't refelect it you may still hold this opinion@@teag1552
@jdubya710 ай бұрын
@3:37 The way David reacted to "I'll buy YOU a bucket of beer" 😂 priceless
@loganmurphy876410 ай бұрын
Reminded me of the Key and peel these nuts below your chin skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@therrionreff101310 ай бұрын
He handled this perfectly "come on take this way so we can see your outfit too" 🤣🤣
@DezziBear99212 күн бұрын
This was hilarious. Love how he just let everything roll and made it funny while doing it.
@lo0nyt0onz10 ай бұрын
"Bring my WHOLE backpack" David about to protect himself by dressing up like Grimace and making a dashing escape to the nearest McDonald's 😂
@crackthefoundation_10 ай бұрын
🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
@devonwilliams242310 ай бұрын
Nah he most definitely has his gun in there
@GenesysRider2310 ай бұрын
@@devonwilliams2423100%
@jeremysales123210 ай бұрын
As Casey chases him to take pictures.
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph10 ай бұрын
*Backpack
@jricemusic10 ай бұрын
David is a legend in the making. The way he handled this was hilarious to watch and he didn’t even roast anyone because they were all roasting themselves
@brandonthomas417510 ай бұрын
But he's not...that's the thing
@TwntyUp10 ай бұрын
he’s not even remotely funny enough to talk so reckless
@therockbiter814010 ай бұрын
Damn bruh, this went from a comedy show to Jelly Springer in like two minutes and never got back on track lol. This is your Bill Burr Philly rant moment.
@TheAbysssarian9 ай бұрын
*JELLY SPRINGER!?* 😂😂😂
@RealNick048 ай бұрын
Jelly Springer? 😂
@peterstuyvesant98158 ай бұрын
*JELLY JELLY JELLY*
@28commodity20117 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅 There are way too many comedians on earth. I guess we're all vurnable.
@brucemcclary32607 ай бұрын
I now know what it feels like to be in an inner city theatre,,,nobody shuts up
@Shlong-j3j18 күн бұрын
Good for him for keeping his composure. Also do more fish videos. You the man
@dsmith603510 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I was reading the comments while watching the video and saw so many people reference the I need a dog walker line and it still DESTROYED me when she said it because I didn't see it coming! That's my favorite part of the video!! Lmao😅😂
@armanclark240110 ай бұрын
same! now im reading comments again about the dog walker!
@maybetoby10 ай бұрын
Lol I love how he just kept roasting the offended audience.
@mateopavolini10 ай бұрын
its amazing to re watch the interaction with the dog walker knowing the lady was genuinely interested in the dogwalkin services 😆😆
@fatfreddy27154 ай бұрын
"aint no room" was the funniest part of the video. Had me crackin up😂
@marquezsmith888910 ай бұрын
I'll never forget when CP said david lucas look like he from Bacon Georgia 😂... not macon ga but bacon ga