christ dillinger - n**ga stole my phone at the bar last night smh freestyle

they stole my phone at the bar smh

[@wojciechsawicki4733]

christ dillinger just put "freestyle" in his title like he pretends all of his other shit isn't freestyled

[@ITSSNUPPY]

FAX

[@fergavellichuhh]

I feel like James Bond texting bitches off my Apple watch😂 this is lyrical gold!

[@God_Of_Wock]

Literally, NEED the lyrics to this bruv

[@Pegarexucorn]

@@God_Of_Wock Ok since my comment keeps getting deleted, I'll just tell you I made the song page on genius so just look it up and you'll find it.

[@51star]

"I can't figure out which apartment it is" 🤣🤣

[@henryjost3807]

What part of him on the Bronx in the cold trying to find the nigga who stole his phone is funny?

[@darccuckerberg9525]

when we find the nigga that stole your phone its on sight broooo

[@Pegarexucorn]

good luck

[@graalcloud]

When I was a kid somebody stole my bike, and I went on a mission around the whole several blocks looking for it. Ended up spotting it through a window and nobody was home so had to do a little home invasion and get it back. I took a bunch of drinks out of their fridge too. They painted my bike gold, it was a brand new JEEP branded bike my dad bought me. Anyway I feel what christ is saying here very relatable.

[@dongmartin2163]

Hell yea dude

[@chocolate7199]

Niggas love stealing basketballs💀☠️

[@xatokai]

The realest rapper

[@HoshiFanatic]

Christ Dillinger is the best rapper of 2023. He really started stomping on the track.

[@kingofdaplayazball5817]

iphone 12 for sale

[@Wendigofromspidergang]

Hard shit, for real. Fist up.

[@grief1]

4d hood chess

[@ed2706]

real hip hop is finally back

[@TheStonedRacc00n]

nah bro dillinger dropping his addy was jokes 🤣

[@twighailey1967]

Chirst Dillinger is the most based artist in the new underground scene

[@spidergangfan7]

dillinger 🔥🔥🔥

[@mutestingray]

Excuse me, nephew, but could you double-check my headphones? I don’t seem to be getting any audio.

[@SlumpNox]

This gotta be a true story 😭

[@hannah-lb4en]

fire christ d, hope u get ur phone back

[@johndope2849]

This is next level comedy

[@thecriticaleffect3849]

As a brit, I will take Mr. Dillinger's advice and never go to Carmelo's in Brooklyn.

[@catfood6869]

Lyrical artist thank you Christ

[@pinkywinky__]

My favorite song ong

[@ninj333]

this one of my favorites

[@reddbaronn8758]

new batch of dillinger hittin diff

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

That Jamea Bond reference = FIRE

[@Extaroma]

the attractive unreasonable tone of this from the uber driver perspective

[@1nonly1wrld]

this was funny and fire at the same spot

[@schaboszczak997]

bro can freestyle about anything

[@bagfumbler]

Someone broke into my car last night and stole $400 of power tools, this song on replay all day today

[@mikedeary4390]

This is too relatable bro

[@planedane7949]

Found some underground heat fkn w it 🔥

[@lucid622]

I think I just stumbled upon greatness

[@computerface8338]

CHRIST🌟

[@akademiksdj7734]

a treasure to behold on wax 😂😂😂

[@stealyonikes]

Original as always

[@drepdrained]

already know its good from the title

[@ninj333]

someone swipin ur shit isnt getting robbed

[@jonathans8820]

Next level lyricism

[@SalisburySnake_]

ab to be putting christ D's phone on the back of milk cartons n shit :(

[@Kiko_888]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SlyRyFry]

rip iphone 12

[@thewalkingcadaver]

gas 🤧

[@TySoto]

Christ really doxxed him

[@YUNGUSHANKAGOD]

FIRE I LUV U CHRIST💜💜🔥🔥

[@mathiasindigo]

omg

[@sxnlarxi8235]

777

[@sirkorizmatik4382]

Hope you find him asap

[@Pegarexucorn]

there's only so many apartments :D

[@5andle]

FLY AS 🦅

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

i can't believe that n**ga stole your phone at the bar last night, smh. nice freestyle though

[@5andle]

Op watch is on

[@talynjorstad2945]

Did you ever get your iPhone 12 back?

[@weedo3]

Relatable.

[@covenixon9098]

mans rockin iphone12

[@brideboi]

this an iphone 12.... literally the second newest phone XD im so dead

[@sketch3735]

I feel like James Bond 😢

[@tuhrazhee]

this is tuff

[@vincent-gp6sk]

bro doxed him mid song

[@Pegarexucorn]

could be a big building. need the extra eyes fr

[@Perkydance416]

Maybe he wouldn’t have done that if the nigga didn’t steal his phone 💀

[@onikrux]

if ur barber keep the clippers in the toolbox u know he'll fix u up rite

[@zenixtheking3262]

I don't want to break the like count (420)

[@SkelatorGoat]

Nah we both get our haircuts from there

[@LarryCuckman]

I don’t know which apartment it is

[@Pegarexucorn]

then figure it out

[@金属製のボールサック]

821

[@Nolanpatsfan]

this is way better than the real thing

[@JOHNNASCUS000]

I literally just sent my phone to t-mobile should I be worried

[@CallMeMasterBabo]

hope u get it back though lmao

[@pashee]

you know how to

[@ryantangga-an3369]

"dont ever go to carmelos in brooklyn" (1544 Dekalb Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11237, United States)

[@ogkushclouds2535]

Lol

[@cr1t3cal27]

W

[@BiakMusic]

wasnt even his uber 🔥🔥

[@sStupido]

I think someone really stole this man’s phone

[@troy.the.editor]

🤦‍♂️

[@BREADDDINGTON]

bro you can say anything and sound like youre saying something meaningful over this beat

[@baron3904]

Boycott Carmello's in Brooklyn !

[@tou-send4349]

smh

[@dumplingwatts337]

💀

[@ShotokunWulf]

He couldn’t hear anything 😂

[@kaysmith1512]

No you didn't 😅

[@kaysmith1512]

You moon walked on this one

[@ITSSNUPPY]

this is hard asl and A FREESTYLE??

[@igitt426]

apparently every song he does is freestyled

[@ITSSNUPPY]

@@igitt426 Christ D is the goat on gang (Fuck me I'm never saying on gang in my life ever again)

[@vasilije2070]

🔥🔥🔥