Christian Anime Girl ~ Ghost Stories

Momoko Koigakubo from Ghost Stories spreading the word of Jesus Christ
DISCLAIMER: Many things said in that video can be offensive towards some groups, religions or ethics. This channel does not support any kind of hateful prejudice. This video is meant sorely for comedic purposes only and not as a political or religious statement.

[@MONO-97]

Her actor had too much fun with this

[@MurasaHinotheKigKing]

She probably read the Bible in preparation

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@MurasaHinotheKigKing She's actually an ex-Christian Atheist.

[@MONO-97]

@@SergeantExtreme omg that's perfect....

[@TrafalgarWaterLaw]

Lmao she turned Atheist after voicing this

[@DinkLover69]

@@MurasaHinotheKigKing She did. There's a video on youtube where she talks about the show. C:

[@haileywiscott4286]

haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsaviour?

[@vhallis]

*NO, I'M JEWISH*

[@kenzikapture3729]

@@vhallis Momoko: *_"I just want to make sure that you're saved. I am & ever since I was saved, I've had the gifts & I can sense this place is haunted. As a matter of fact I feel a very strong sense of evil right now, just around the corner..."_*

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

NO

[@user-qs1om9nk1p]

Hailey Wiscott I have

[@DieBrunovsky]

je viens de ressuscité.

[@fatpurp4041]

SHE HAS THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HER SIDE!

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

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[@hadley_mcdonald]

Underrated comment 😂

[@cxttoncandy_skies4771]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@redbirdytplays6220]

@Fatpurp i see what you did there lmao

[@avocado5387]

Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

[@OzCroc]

3:33 "It won't open!" "What the Hell?!" "When god closes a door-" "Ahhhhhhhhh!"

[@ievanpolkka1738]

😂😂😂

[@tutifru-titi9954]

You make lemonade

[@iangreer4585]

The two doors that open:

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

@@tutifru-titi9954 Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons *back!* Get MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! I demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! *W i t h t h e l e m o n s ! ! !* I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a _combustible lemon_ that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *manic coughing*

[@nerdloser9987]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 damn bro get some sleep

[@anxia-tea5846]

“Do Not Lust in your hea- Jesus, you’re right!”

[@yararinamiil]

youtube didn't want me to comment a ss lmao

[@depressedthoughts]

Jesus loves me- COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

[@lowhp_comic]

@@yararinamiil KZbin legit despises freedom of speech

[@CipherRage-tp5ql]

I honestly thought she said Jesus he's white. XD

[@jamien.5528]

It worked..?

[@damoji5332]

I just realised how much taller she is than the others

[@sanctualyz]

she is older than the rests

[@memeeechan]

She's closer to heaven.

[@keefster7840]

@memeeechan BWHAHAHA

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

The power of Jesus has increased her vertical size

[@procastination_is_my_passi4182]

@@memeeechan It's because the weight of their sins are pulling them closer to hell, she's the only one who's been praying

[@maniac4594]

3:19 “*Do not lust in your heart*-Jesus, you’re right”💀💀💀

[@NotAHylian]

😭🤣

[@0ueddecillion718]

Her thirst is showing

[@gayfishticks2839]

"Get him behind me satan... BeHiiiiiNd"

[@Megamanthemachine]

@@NotAHylianI like how the voice actor is kind of hilarious she then revoked sinful thoughts but she still said it before

[@FireflyStellaronHunter]

his ass must have been so fat she broke character 😭

[@oliviap.1370]

"¿haveyouexceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior¿" "No I'm Jewish" The writers of the dub really had too much fun

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

good considering *it was primarily imrpovised*

[@oliviap.1370]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 they did nottttttt- 😭😭😭😭 who the hell approved this?💀💀

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

​@@oliviap.1370 Dude, I'm not joking. The show didn't go so well over in Japan so they passed it over to some American dubbing company and let them do whatever the heck they wanted. Literally, every speck of dialogue was rewritten for the American dub.

[@oliviap.1370]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 oops I didn't mean for the "they did not" to actually mean "no they didn't" I meant in like a "wow holy shit" type way. Sorry lol I know what you're talking about

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

@@oliviap.1370 Oh. Well, you learn something new every day, right..?

[@zobozo5059]

"Get out!" "Not get out, get saved!"

[@thyhoang3413]

I cant stop laughing XD

[@zobozo5059]

@@thyhoang3413 It makes me laugh every single time

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

Not get saved, get common sense

[@sweetchocolate7113]

I love it😂😂😂😂

[@angelsumpter8748]

Where

[@xlemzy]

3:52 Jesus loves me..oH *COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS*

[@ArcySeguraTV]

The cat: 😐😳😑

[@Ashlyn172]

XD

[@Oh-Ben]

The most Stocking line delivery

[@vero5878]

Yes I know, for the Bible tells me so

[@vero5878]

Keep it going

[@elcatrinc1996]

She's just so passive agressive that its incredible how her voice actress didnt exploded in laughter middle dialogue

[@brentondisbrowe1435]

There's a reason there are re-takes lol, I'm sure reading the script on it's own would be bizarre enough.

[@TakemichiOF]

@@brentondisbrowe1435 there was no script lol

[@RRRRapify]

I would have loved to see the gag reel of the VAs when they were recording. I'm sure they were having a blast.

[@niko-ni6ps]

I heard somewhere that because how bad the actual dialogue is, the VA just made up the dialogue

[@pastelstephanie]

I love how sometimes she just breaks character and says stuff like: “Jesus, you’re right.”, or “Let’s all pray first- ah screw it.”

[@pastelstephanie]

4:13

[@avocado5387]

Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

[@humanperson1835]

@@avocado5387 omg guys its momoko

[@user-vl7fm8ck2m]

@@humanperson1835 wow so funny😂😐

[@newguy371]

"The meek shall I herit the-I have no idea."

[@ctrlaltmack]

“ *lets pray* ...screw it”

[@expecos1346]

Bruhh didn’t you comment on that turtle shedding video

[@ctrlaltmack]

Expecos² yeah

[@expecos1346]

Pugly Justin Y 2.0

[@reisgrimery3372]

Time stamp?

[@ctrlaltmack]

@@reisgrimery3372 4:11

[@honeyohhoney8485]

IS IT BAD THAT IM BASING MY D&D CHARACTER ENTIRELY OFF OF THIS

[@alysemafi1816]

No it’s hilarious. 🤣 enjoy your D&D

[@johndavies1170]

A Cleric I assume ? 😏

[@honeyohhoney8485]

John Davies of course 👀

[@crazygoosegaming2602]

Oh please tell me how this went

[@RunicRhino22]

No

[@mcchickchick1810]

“When I volunteered at the wonderful exodus homosexual conversion camp-“ I- b r u h

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Iirc this dub was made in 2001.

[@paulmark992]

Can someone explain.

[@justincase9650]

@@paulmark992 Conversation therapy is based on the (bullshit) idea that you can change a persons sexuality. It's practices varie from pseudo-science to full on torture.

[@joschuych.4752]

@@justincase9650 Is that like a denomination thing? Because I'm from a Baptist church and we've never held anything like that we just say, "let Jesus do the work," or something, then again I don't think we've ever had anyone LGBTQ+ ever visit our church so eh.

[@justincase9650]

@@joschuych.4752 Kinda, it's a separate thing from a church. Kids are send to a camp for it and the "counselors" take care of the rest.

[@bizarrion]

10:22 " some Christians believe there are dogs and cats in heaven, but I don't think so-" WHAHHUAHAAH

[@user-qv6fg1zr6y]

lmaooo

[@Stylenigga]

Oh nah

[@ElevenWater975]

Nah, I think there will be dogs and cats in heaven Psalm 36:6 “Your righteousness is like the highest mountains, your justice like the great deep. You, Lord, preserve both people and animals.”

[@kanireader]

@@ElevenWater975 Yes but animals do not have souls so there is no salvation for them when they die

[@thomashenry4588]

"Get behind me Satan.....behind....."

[@zinzolin14]

Momoko your relapse is showing 😂

[@nunyabiznes33]

I want them to make a season 2 just so I can see the trainwreck that would be her relapse.

[@mourning-after]

Aight I have questions abt what Satan's doin back there

[@zinzolin14]

@@mourning-after if you don't already know you probably shouldnt ask 😂

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@zinzolin14 Did you mean collapse or relapse?

[@user-mh4or3fx3c]

The VA for the whiney kid deserves an award, lol. That cry or whine is so hilarious.

[@rubitch]

*UUHAH*

[@kayvayn]

AUEGAUGEY WAHAHA WUAGEUAGEHEH

[@quollosuru]

He naturally sounds like that too, his names greg ayres

[@jayman5234]

@@lowhp_comic "What the FUCK are you talking about!?"

[@andrewe165]

@@quollosuru it’s played by a girl

[@applelmao1973]

6:32 "WOoOOo" "Lord, is that you" "yes, it is" "NAH I'M JUST KIDDING"

[@aidenmcknight5657]

🤣🤣🤣

[@boeman6702]

The fact that she can so easily pull out completely random verses from two ends of the Bible really sells it for me Im dying

[@cjvs1604]

I think Monica Rial said they got a bible specifically so they could accurately quote it for the show

[@theshermantanker7043]

@@cjvs1604 I still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is technically an overly Christian Bulma

[@BitOfUltraviolence]

@@theshermantanker7043 Momoko is more relaxed and wittier. Bulma sounds very much like Satsuki's troubled brother.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@cjvs1604 Monica Rial was actually born and raised in a Christian family, so she actually knew a lot of Bible verses already.

[@lanadoesathing]

It’s very accurate too. I’m the same type of Christian as her and I have pretty much memorized all the verses condemning homosexuality. I could quote them at you without even looking at my Bible! 😎

[@somedumbtrollshrekislovesh9643]

As a Christian this is very funny

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

That's illegal

[@rijakhan3183]

As a Muslim this is very funny

[@monkeyfun1803]

Same

[@duck4336]

Same!

[@vladimirtrumpladen1957]

As a jewish...wait

[@Phantasmagoricalll]

Take a shot anytime she says "jesus" "christ" or "lord"

[@tudirkulosis]

Don't do this- drinking is sin.

[@alicorntrash1262]

I have alcohol poisoning now

[@TheRedCountess]

"And this was how I became an alcoholic, son."

[@regrettablestitches]

oh jesus, my liver

[@Ricardowieringa]

I have consumed enough alchahol to masacre the country of bolivia

[@greylipstick3024]

1:47 "Oh my what a gifted seamstress, I hope your not a homosexual" as a gay man who studies fashion design this really hits home

[@epicdept.4914]

I hope youre not a homosexua- Wait

[@yoonastelar9722]

Lol

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

Hello sinner. 🤣

[@MagicalBunnyBoy]

666th like

[@EternalShadow1667]

That disappointed kid in the back: *lifts face in hope and smiles*

[@jaiden8529]

Momoko: "But i think your skirt is helping them out slutsuki- i mean Satsuki" I AM DYING.

[@liqqlepwince]

Momoko is best girl, agree with me now heathen.

[@firepower7017]

I am Buddhist. I also prefer the Roman ways, I also prefer that one ideology. The best anything from me has to be chocolate milk hands down.

[@yanfeimain9327]

Thank you fellow Christian, don't forget to not lust in your heart or you will become a sinner

[@Batnoodles]

Fire Power701 you should become Christian :)

[@xxflameaminoxx]

Kaiser *lmao i hope your joking-*

[@nylaanderson4372]

I’m gay lol so no

[@fluffyquartz9668]

WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN FUNNIER IS THAT NONE OF IT IS IN THE SUB SHE WAS A NORMAL CHARACTERS IN THE ORIGINAL ANIME THE DUB MADE HER WORSHIP JESUS FOR SOME REASON

[@fartyfat6539]

the dub literally changed *ALL* the dialogues. they said they just doin whatever they think is funny. since the show bombed in Japan they give the dubbing studio free reign to make it at least break even in the US.

[@nah9466]

@Firion Al'Hade 69th like ✨

[@sickening_love1154]

@@fartyfat6539 it worked. It blew up in America.

[@bluesleeper8677]

@@fartyfat6539 Apparently, the idea that it bombed in Japan is false. It did fine, but it had lots of references to Japanese folklore that would cause it to bomb in America, and thus the dubbing studio claimed that it did poorly in Japan to get the show attention

[@BladeDevil]

@@bluesleeper8677 actually it did bad.

[@mikip282]

“jesus loves me- COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS 🤬” kills me every time

[@xspongexrironmanmode55]

3:52 *Come sing with meh*

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

I love how her VA just occasionally breaks character. I'd be too busy laughing to take those lines seriously. 🤣🤣

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

when did she break character?

[@dstreetz91]

@@dragonflarefrog1424 When she whips out the sassy remarks or my particular favorite in here is at 3:15 when she says "Jesus, you're right."

[@Cr102y]

@@dragonflarefrog1424 4:11

[@kyon-kyon-]

@@dragonflarefrog1424 it’s when her sweet voice turns deep. lmao i live for those moments 10:23

[@steponmemelissa9688]

I actually swear, this girl is literally everyone in my old school and my family but amped up just a bit.

[@misterdentist8580]

I was gonna say "jesus christ" but I think you've had enough of that

[@Ranstone]

Lucky...

[@CherryMiyaaa]

honestly though, same

[@toiletmaster3044]

FRRR

[@microninkpen5877]

I wouldve loved to go to your school just to watch the hell show

[@Feare909]

What I find most amusingly ironic is that this same voice actor who is playing an overtly Christian character also played as Mirajane from Fairy Tail, a wizard in the guild who’s powers derived from using Satan’s Soul form.

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

The voice actress is a bitter atheist named Monica Rial who uses the same fucking voice for a good portion of all the characters she voices soooo yeah...

[@Feare909]

Mugaka Murakumo I concur. I appreciate and like her style. I just enjoy the incidental irony. That’s some of the best part of most actors and such

[@sidekick929]

Feare909 I knew this girl sounded familiar lmfao she and Vic Mignogna are two VA’s i recognize no matter who they’re playing

[@OfflineCepha]

Doesn’t she voice Stocking too?

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

@@OfflineCepha She does. And Jamie Marchi voiced Panty. Edit: Stupid Gainax. I want a conclusion to PSG

[@Nognamogo]

6:00 this scene turned out to be pretty accurate.

[@GaboObando]

OMG

[@KiljiArslan]

Jesus be praised.

[@ninjaviking1999]

Whoever wrote this must have had a very religious family, these jokes are way too detailed and accurate.

[@Mole-Esther]

It was mostly improvised

[@cara-setun]

No one wrote it, the Christian parts were all improvised by the VA In the original script, she’s a psychic, but in the dub she actually has the power of the Holy Spirit

[@louisfill849]

Not really at all this is literally the basic.

[@Veltior]

The VA's family is actually Christian. That explains it pretty much. I hope she finds Jesus 🙏

[@phglitch]

she and that little boy carried the dubbed series

[@brutalhonesty6666]

Don't forget the cat.

[@loqi453]

have you actually watched the show?

[@DiamondVeena]

You mean every single person in that dub lol

[@reigensolos]

every single character carried it ngl

[@DiamondVeena]

@@reigensolos I’m the dark reunion

[@6701kirby]

Whoever green light this dub please give him a raise

[@titang6173]

That would be the original makers. It bombed so bad in Japan they told ADV to do anything it took to make it sell

[@Al_musawi14]

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-raise?

[@avocado5387]

Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

[@-EcchiGuy]

Not really. They totally fucked up this anime. In a very funny way, but still completely fucked up.

[@Imperial8933]

This dub is hilarious, I’d say it’s a success for getting us to chuckle/laugh like crazy. No matter how much time flies, this will always be enjoyable. Anyone that doesn’t see it as such well it’s okay as long as they don’t go ballistic. (Please god I hope they don’t ruin the fun with their rants and self righteousness.)

[@lapizlapoppy]

8:54 "She must be one of God's chosen, _like me_ "

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

As a Christian, I find her hilarious. She's definitely a favorite character of mine and I burst out laughing anytime she says something Christian related.

[@STE7ENFOSTER]

@Mathew Godfrey, I love you. This might be my favorite comment ever.

[@bei8734]

@@STE7ENFOSTER Bruh the director himself. You, sir, are a genius

[@notina4740]

Most beautiful video ever

[@warmanime2045]

thx for your appreciation

[@ultraviolet119]

@@warmanime2045 69 likes seems rather fitting

[@novemberrain1569]

Beautiful in the name of lord je(sus)

[@MrYum_Yum]

6:00 “just wait when that wonderful president finishes stacking the supreme court we wont have too!”

[@Morec0]

Praise Jesus.

[@l1ghtd3m0n3]

Zach Gregory Literally predicted 2016

[@zaephous]

Runs

[@combativeThinker]

L1GHT D3M0N God bless president Trump. Finally, the holocaust of the unborn will come to an end.

[@MaplesSyrups]

Bryan Merrill End those fetuses life’s 😼🔪 👶🏼

[@oofydoom]

As a Christian, it's absurdly funny because most of what she's saying is true mixed with a few stereotypes. What a blessing of a character.

[@aiwarask596]

So you are retarded?

[@jayceegenocide4402]

It is all 100% EVILangelical Drivel

[@IwanSetiawan-be1gd]

2:07 "If you want something to happen, just need to pray~ and not be a Muslim, or Jewish!" No offense but that line crack me up for 5 minutes

[@ssaeed6647]

I am Muslim and I find it funny 😂

[@everardogarcia8084]

This show made me the Christian I am today.

[@sharkcatsayboo6098]

@Smash 456 why? Because we spread the word of god?

[@isaacm7934]

@Smash 456 I mean not everyone's the same

[@lunchingtangpua2415]

@@fordsimpson2792 i am pretty sure most of us are not like only our mother are a bit too much religious also how many christian have you met to say that

[@lunchingtangpua2415]

@@fordsimpson2792 ok you just guess

[@SDALLE99]

@@sharkcatsayboo6098. Yes. Yes. Just, yes.

[@rashenels2705]

Oh Satsuki let’s sing Jesus loves me COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

[@depressedthoughts]

On your knees are you praying?

[@crysheart]

"MOVE MOTHER MARY" "Heathen." you cant tell me this isnt the best line ever

[@DArtCat]

"Are you a Moron?" "Yes, but that's besides the point" LMAO I'M CRYING

[@FlakeTillman]

✝️ Take a shot every time you hear a Protestant heresy

[@YeetYeet-vk6re]

I was hospitalized from alcohol poisoning :/

[@Arcueid_Brunestud]

Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus!

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@YeetYeet-vk6re That is because you do not know the love of Jesus your Savior. Repent, and be a heathen no more!

[@YeetYeet-vk6re]

@@SergeantExtreme I'm not a heathen or heretic, I'm Orthodox

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@YeetYeet-vk6re LOL. I was just joking in the style of the Christian girl from this clip. But yeah, Protestants have nothing against the Orthodox Church.

[@CapnJigglypuff]

"When that wonderful president finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to." I swear to god, this dub is 15 years old but it hasn't aged a day.

[@yertletheworm]

dub is 15, og is twenty, time flies. :'c

[@andytorres6052]

Who was she referring too? Ronald regan?

[@CapnJigglypuff]

@@andytorres6052 Bush 2. Reagan was way before 2005.

[@andytorres6052]

@@CapnJigglypuff I know, but he was the only republicans I know of who was president. The rest are democrat

[@jacobdaniels3246]

@@andytorres6052 Well, Trump, Bushes, Reagan, in modern times for Reps. Obama, Carter, and Clinton in modern times for Democrats.

[@mantzooo]

I LOST IT COMPLETELY WHEN SHE CALLED THE GIRL SLUTSUKI LMAO

[@Irrelevantuser443]

8:15 this shit had me crying

[@ThreeWishesTooMany]

Momoko: The situation has brought him to his knees! He's accepting Jesus! Satsuki, flatly: Hallelujah.

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derpedfox]

Keichirou has the most character development in 10 minute

[@JayJay-wf2oe]

let's see... Seven?

[@hiwiechakib]

@@JayJay-wf2oe what the fuck are you talking about 😂 ?

[@user-tq5xz1qo1g]

😂😂😂

[@theanimefan00]

He goes from little christian soldier to this: 10:36

[@rowletkun4907]

@@hiwiechakib Hello sinner.

[@galihriskipratama3631]

6:27 its beautifull i wanna cry

[@harrietr.5073]

Imagine being a young Japanese person living in the west practicing their English by watching translations of their cartoons/anime, watching one of the boring ones to see how it survived in the west, then watching this.

[@nunyabiznes33]

Speech +100

[@twinone9121]

05:33 As a Buddhist, this line is hilarious 🤣👌

[@willimeister2553]

Same here XD

[@supergastonh]

Well Buddhism believes in reincarnation, world is hell. So she might got a point.

[@twinone9121]

@@supergastonh as we say, life is samsara (suffering) 😆👌

[@Quinntus79]

@@twinone9121 sounds similar to what I learned in Catholic School.

[@joaozamana5357]

6:06 is hitting different now...

[@TheJta20]

Bruh

[@legendarymarston9174]

I don't get it, help me.

[@DeeDee-ye5qe]

@@TheJta20 LMAO ik

[@idontcaresir]

AHHHH

[@gayfanta9254]

Damn

[@mattkim96]

“...god can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?” LMAO this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@cara-setun]

And then what she says after

[@yertter]

Momoko is why I converted to Christianity. God bless her!

[@MiloMondo]

That's great!, God's great!

[@gnarsly]

the irony

[@gdawg1585]

Her and Christians that act like this in real life are the reason I'm atheist and will never go back to Christianity ever again.

[@gnarsly]

@@anon_148 would you like to enlighten me on what i'm not getting

[@gnarsly]

@@anon_148 so you're not going to actually give an argument, got it

[@orthodoxvader2638]

I'm an Orthodox Christian and I find this hilarious.

[@nahidbethehonoredone]

I'm a Catholic Christian and I find this hilarious too

[@therainbowbelongstosatan4260]

Im an Atheist and i find this even more hilarious.

[@Ian-kx8cl]

@@therainbowbelongstosatan4260 fax

[@user-ux3ec8lp1i]

I’m a Muslim and this is way tooo funny

[@ianlilley2577]

So we all just laughing at the protestants then?

[@KoolKyurem25]

3:20 has me broken

[@crabby7524]

3:36 "When god closes a door.." **collective screaming**

[@itsisabel420]

This girl’s entire personality is Jesus and I love it.

[@kuroegaming]

Yesssss

[@Willy-uk9tr]

6:41 underrated clip

[@anten4110]

That is really true amen

[@socksboii3848]

Slutsuki lol

[@0ueddecillion718]

Thank god

[@honkeymcgee3934]

9:13 when my parent find my deviantart.

[@williamking4021]

Comment of the century

[@szymanowski7]

Lmao noooo xD

[@SoaringFox16]

Yesterday, I got to meet Monica Rial at a convention, and I brought this anime up. She talked about how she was just as amazed As I am that this shows dub got to see the light of day, and how hilarious it was.

[@julee5071]

4:05 had me laughing so bad

[@0ueddecillion718]

And the response after

[@tommyboy2836]

Noo

[@mkendrick94]

I’m married to a cradle Catholic. We watched this show together and she was in stitches

[@Matt-kr9bo]

I stopped because we have the same profile logo, then I realized that your name is my name (I am also Matt L), and funnily enough, like your wife, I’m a cradle Catholic. What a weird coincidence😂

[@dulceporneso3260]

@@Matt-kr9bo yo what- that’s insane

[@Matt-kr9bo]

@@dulceporneso3260 Ikr😂

[@thetiredworm2100]

Lmao, why? I’m Christian but this anime so funny😂

[@BitOfUltraviolence]

Nothing funny about a crusader attempting to save her sinning friends from burning.

[@OzCroc]

4:23 I love how the shirt fits perfectly

[@socksboii3848]

Damn. I saw this damn clip and I was like Nice

[@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713]

EVERY. DAMN. LINE. Every single sentence. It's just so priceless.

[@gokce9521]

6:01 that aged like fine wine

[@wiseass2149]

I miss dubs like this. This was hilarious.

[@mushmushmush]

@@susmagician3683 I as a feminazi/sjw like fun things (including this dub)

[@therainbowbelongstosatan4260]

@@susmagician3683 i as a FeMinazi and sJw am really fucking into that shit.

[@susmagician3683]

I am sorry for the first comment and never meant what I have said. I apologise for the comment and will enjoy this anime which is one of the best comidically and hope others do to. I am truly sorry again if I offended you in any way

[@mushmushmush]

@@susmagician3683 It's okay. I don't think what you said was that offensive, just very wrong. You don't need to feel to feel to bad about it, everyone makes mistakes, and you had the integrity to apologize to strangers on the internet.

[@jama.gyaaal4327]

Why do ppl hate on dubs so much? The ones I’ve seen are pretty good imo 😅

[@LuxCirilo]

so this is how atheist see us christians huh? I see the problem... mmm let me clarify this stereotype, it's simple, maybe if they accept Jesus then... oh no wait ehmm let me start again

[@tall_stranger6892]

UNDERRRATED COMMENT

[@petrichorrs]

lmaoo

[@carolinagamezcadena4372]

😂😂

[@annamelissa607]

@@petrichorrs my gawd your name!! u need god in your life!

[@perfect9561]

Maybe if they accepted Jesus as their personal saviour they wouldn't be like that🙄🤚

[@FireflyStellaronHunter]

6:01 this interaction is the best 😭

[@yowisho8973]

She is the anime version of “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE”

[@howdypartner8326]

''Your mother was so full of Jesus'' - Momoko Koigakubo

[@birdontheinternet]

3:19 holy shit her voice just drops like "oh lawd he commin"

[@0ueddecillion718]

Lol to thirsty to think straight

[@gerrymccarebear1328]

"God gave mankind dominion over the animals, and they all look alike anyway." This one literally made me double take. God, I love this show

[@depo3343]

As a Christian, this stereotype is hilarious. Why doesn’t everyone just laugh off a stereotype?

[@nathanielduncan4692]

uh snowflakes.

[@nathanielduncan4692]

and as a person of the faith i'm with you to.

[@brandonl6210]

Man, I wish I could quote the Bible like that. Based anime girl

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Probably because these stereotypes are apparently too real by the acts of some people xP

[@nathanielduncan4692]

@@yuyaricachimuel555 yeah i think you hit the nail on the head there.

[@nihilistic9927]

During the Crusade, Momoko lead God's army.

[@DPowered2]

This anime dub was a fluke and its a blessing from God and his holy light

[@andrewjohn2124]

If it was a blessing from God and his holy light then it was no fluke...repent and turn to Jesus.

[@hearthatbird]

Truly an inspiration to all Christians. We should strive to emulate her.

[@Fr4ncM]

She made me stop being an atheist and embrace Christianism.

[@earning.strategies.x]

Exactly

[@Alex-hj2jd]

Based

[@cara-setun]

Hallelujah

[@trashaimgamer7822]

You where never an atheist. Wait what is christianism are you just messing around? 🤨

[@blackmoth2595]

"hello.... SINNER" lol that's really got me

[@gottacannonfast]

"If Kaya would have died do you think his little spirit would have gone to heaven?" "That's a good question keiichirou. Some christians believe there are cats and dogs in heaven, but I don't think so"

[@pokefan7446]

Minor nitpick, but the name is "Kaya", not "Kyle"

[@sam4gaming135]

"Well you god sucks,"

[@fieryphoenix586]

There are deadly, violent ghosts roaming around and all she wants is for her friends to accept Jesus as their personal savior so they are saved and won't burn in hell if they die. What a great friend.

[@WalrusPlatypus]

“When I volunteered at the wonderful Exodus Homosexual Conversion Camp I met this woman who was there who looked a lot like that lesbian I MEAN woman”

[@Casey5693]

I'm a Christian. Is this what people think we're like? XD

[@hexwolfi]

I was like that in middle school. Mistakes were made lol

[@Ashlyn172]

Maybe .. ?

[@Casey5693]

@@hexwolfi I'm not gonna lie. I kinda thought that way, too. I'm ashamed of how homophobic I used to be.

[@Casey5693]

@@Ashlyn172 Sigh

[@thenorthwillow1536]

Nah not really 😆 I know it's really just the crazy ones

[@zinzolin14]

Some Christians believe that there are cats and dogs in heaven... *but I don't think so*

[@JayJay-wf2oe]

let's pray *screw it*

[@omarajaj9191]

@@JayJay-wf2oe ahÂ

[@Bambi_bun]

It would make sense tho, animals are pure creatures unlike us humans.

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

"well your god SUCKS"

[@Averdein]

3:38 I love how she says it in such a matter of fact way

[@troperhghar9898]

4:12 let's pray-screw it

[@rosericorico4980]

"Get thee behind me satan" 😩behiND😩

[@kewldude23xx]

I watch this video on Sundays

[@beahgg]

Ah yes ♡

[@beahgg]

It's a sign

[@pepperpassion8629]

God bless you

[@MothFable]

This characters actor feels like they were actually a Christian and grew up that way. This feels painfully accurate, and sorta beyond the stereotypes

[@velvetbutterfly]

Sources say she was and that a number of the bible versed she quotes are ones she remembered from childhood

[@cara-setun]

Yeah she seems like a Christian, or at least raised in a Christian home

[@prenimystic]

the perfect anime dub

[@bgm-sh9pe]

"oh look, a different heathen!"

[@joshthethomasfanjustdances1119]

Do You Believe In Jesus? Are You A Born Again Christian? Do You Pray Every Morning & Night? Do You Read You’re Bible? Do You Listen To Worship Music?

[@WhosthatHotspice]

YES, Fasting is also a wonderful tool to get closer to Jesus. Water fasting for weeks or a month drinking only water or some form of pure liquid like juice is so overlooked, I pray the body of Christ will attempt to try fasting if they want more of God or break an addiction.

[@joshthethomasfanjustdances1119]

Who's that hotspice? Are a Christian?

[@WhosthatHotspice]

@@joshthethomasfanjustdances1119 Yes, Born again through the Holy Spirit.

[@kirokun6404]

None of the above

[@lavenderaqua2655]

Kiro kun Same, I’m Jewish

[@stanable9716]

6:06 lmaooooooooo this hit way too hard

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

“Look for the Jesus Christ superstar looking graphic oooOh~”

[@securerofthebag2890]

Fun fact: the VA of this girl would later go on to voice Tsu in MHA.

[@char5285]

Omg lol

[@Knownfreakandweirdo]

Woaahhhhh

[@kat49924]

NO WAY LMAO THEYRE BOTH MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

[@titang6173]

A shame the actress turned out to be a dirtback

[@King_Colombia_Inc]

Monica Rial.

[@brianmamaril726]

How to date Momoko: 1. Be a Born-Again Christian 2. All you know is Jesus 3. Not be a Muslim or Jewish 4. Don't be Homophobic 5. Don't be a Heathen Lastly, Haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior (This is a Joke from the English Dub on this video, please don't take this seriously) ✌️✌️☮️

[@jakoby256]

Whoever wrote her lines in this dub must have been on some hard drugs tho. She's nothing like this in the original version XD

[@filipinojalapeno1527]

don't be homophobic?

[@cr1sprarchives408]

Yes I was baptizes I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior I share the gospel Good heavens, I think Momoko is my waifu

[@gersongaete1574]

You must be homophobic to be her bf

[@filipinojalapeno1527]

number 4 should be the opposite

[@shuheihisagi7514]

Everyone needs a jesus girl in their friend group

[@kingoffire105]

I want Jesus girlfriend! Not crazy tho.

[@Carlo-qj5jl]

😂

[@lanadoesathing]

I’m definitely the “crazy Jesus girl” of my group. I wear the title as a badge of honor.

[@federicomachado811]

​@@lanadoesathingI doubt you have any friends, and if you have they probably hate your guts and tall shit behind your back, deservenly so 😊

[@federicomachado811]

lol no

[@1nown]

6:05 hits harder in 2022