Reacting to Embarrassing INJURIES! | Christian Hull

[@miniveedub]

“Well at least he had a snack while he was waiting” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrsMcgregorx]

My 39 year old sister decided to go to the shop on a tiny kids bike. Went over a speed bump, hit a parked cars tyre and knocked herself out and woke up in the back of an ambulance. She also broke her collarbone when she was drunk. Her hospital notes said “intoxicated with road cone on head”

[@annanell8434]

🤣🤣

[@hannahxx17]

I knocked myself clean out breaking into my own home. The only window open was above the toilet and to avoid my foot going in the bowl I tried to jump over it.......instead I slipped when I landed, fell backwards, bashed my head on the toilet seat, and cracked the toilet. Not long after I heard sirens......someone coming to help me because I was severely injured? Nope. Neighbours thought I was a robber and had called the cops on me.

[@annanell8434]

🤣🤣🤣

[@IsabellaL82]

At this point you'd think I'd learn I really shouldn't be attempting to eat anything while watching ANY Christian Hull video. I nearly choked after I started laughing 😂

[@andreagriffiths3512]

I once decided that sleeping in a sleeping bag and taking a nap in a hammock was a great idea. With my arms encased, I tried to get in, but I slid over the top like it was a nonstick pan. Fell out the other side, thankfully not breaking my wrists and lay there in a world of pain. I ended up with a massive bruise covering one bum cheek - the ENTIRE cheek! So a day or so later I finish my shift as a swim teacher and have to get changed. There’s the usual handful of kids and mum’s helping them get changed and one kid points to my badly bruised behind. I explain what had happened in great detail but I got the distinct impression the mums were less inclined to believe me. Go figure this was when 50 shades was a big thing. I was mortified.

[@frightbat208]

The one where the secret pooper slipped and cracked their head had me DYING. My face is sore from laughing!!

[@sharynhines4769]

I have a list longer than my arm, I’ve slipped on a banana peel, also gotten my thumb stuck in a clothesline when there was no one home, called for help only to faint in front of my neigbour who called an ambulance and fell over getting out of a car and fractured my kneecap. I could keep going, I am that clumsy.

[@emberash5584]

I had horrendous gastro with absolutely crippling stomach pain. I passed out on the toilet, fell off, hit my head on the toilet roll holder and gave myself concussion. I then had to call in sick to my new job on the second day and explain how I gave myself concussion!!

[@texasgal07]

Todays a hard day for me each year. Thank you for helping me laugh today! 🥰

[@deborahmoylan5564]

Your laugh makes this more funny love it

[@pattieboy5861]

I was carrying my very old dog down the deck stairs to go potty in the yard, since she had bad balance. It was pouring rain at 3am, and I slipped and bounced down all 4 stairs on my butt. Crying and in so much pain, I finally managed to get up and then panicked because I couldn't find my dog. I was so afraid I had hurt her, so barefoot, in pain, and coverd in mud from the fall, i stumble around in the pouring rain looking for her. I finally went back into the house, to find my old dog sitting on the floor, waiting for me! It was agony to go down the stairs and get into the shower to get the mud off. My entire butt was black and blue and I could hardly move for 3 days. Even had to call off work the next day. Lucky I didn't break anything. But I literally could not sit for days! So painful, I lived on Advil. Dr. said it was the most impressive bruise she had ever seen.

[@sallymay24]

The injurys wasn’t embarrassing so much they way I got it was I was walking to work minding my own business waiting at the traffic lights I was just standing there …a guy in a motorised wheelchair was next to me …the green man went and I went to walk out to cross the road he went at the same time and bang he ran over the top of me knocked me down and went straight over my whole body …the worst thing about this was it happened in front of a police car …I was mortified at what happened …I sat up and the police rang an ambulance but quickly cancelled when they realised I was ok but banged up …the guy in the wheelchair was talked to and let go they said I could persure legal matter with him if I felt I needed to as they took statements from people who saw what happened …at the time I just wanted to dig a hole and hide …after what was like an hour I tried to call work but no one was answering so the police offered to drive me there to explain ….which in theory was fine until you actually arrive in a police car and tell your boss what happed …he literally pissed himself laughing and gave me the rest of my shift off considering I’d already missed like an hour …I then caught an Uber home cause everything hurt …I woke up the next day and had wheelchair tyre marks up my legs and bruises on my arms eventuallyi even had to get an X-ray on my ankle cause the doctor thought I might’ve broken it but it was just badly run over …everytime someone asked what happened I had to explain I was run over by a motorised wheelchair …funny now I guess

[@PokewoodTheater]

Fell of a swing and broke the arm I didn’t land on. Like how does that happen? Also embarrassing

[@zubsies]

The whole peanut thing almost happened with an ex of mine -- I wasn't aware that if I ate peanut butter in the morning, I couldn't even share anything with him for the rest of the day, not even a drink - let alone a hanky panky 😂

[@favorit-kritter]

OMG my mum told me the same story about the salami in the pants from her time as a nurse in the 1970s! I wonder if it was the same guy or if that trick was a "shitty life pro tip" from the era.

[@lcarrigan95]

I can not believe I am posting this publicly but I can top those. I dislocated my knee naked doing the Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show after a shower. My mother needed to call an ambulance and I had to go to the hospital practically naked. After gas and air I could finally put on some underwear and a t shirt...the ambulance ride was interesting especially after the gas and Air

[@dominicmestas8771]

I crashed an ATV at my grandma's sister's house when she used to live in Benett (Colorado). She lives in Henderson (Nevada) now. This was all back in 2018. I crashed into her electric fence. Thank god it wasn't on. I had to be taken to the hospital. I almost died that day. I'm glad I'm still here today 🤕🙂

[@karate4348]

The peanut allergy one is perfect

[@auzuddy9472]

He always manages to make me laugh!

[@boltonbabe79]

The picnic and peanut 🥜 anaphylactic shock was brilliant how do you explain that 🤣

[@cdcanada7182]

Omg I've also slipped on bathroom spray. 😆 No injury other than a strained back.

[@laurieherman1215]

Christian I laugh harder when you lose it pre reading, my cheeks hurt.

[@joannacook6272]

Oh my gosh literally in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@katie8369]

Love that artwork , and you 😀

[@Vicky_C87]

When I was 7 I sat on a hot shepards pie and got second degree burns on my butt

[@Bronlynn23]

That first story 😂. Can’t relate my nips don’t hang low enough 😂😂

[@claird6477]

i fell out my car at work.. i had my keys in the ignition, they had a lanyard attached. i got out of my car quickly to put some rubbish from my car in the bin before i left my foot had gotten caught in the laynard. i face planted on the dirveway in front of a co worker with the my foot up in the car..the keys stayed in the ignition.

[@boltonbabe79]

I was about 17 and at mates house standing in the front door frame drinking a beer 🍺 my boyfriend (now husband)was talking about when he broke his arm on a tree swing in Ireland as a kid and how when the ambulance came because it had set in the wrong place they had to move his arm back in place. I fainted in the door frame and knocked myself out over the idea of it all. They had to drive me to hospital 🏥 and explain why I passed out over someone telling a story about breaking their arm

[@sharynhines4769]

My mum back in the 70’s had to make cupcakes for a school fete. The mix master would not turn off so she went to turn it off at the wall, her shirt got stuck and it was still running her boobs were next. Dad had to cut her shirt to free her and her DD’s were bruised for weeks. 😂😂

[@andrewdensley8202]

You are the funniest man and I love your laugh

[@sahi5522]

Listen Christian I think it would be great if you had some kind if palate cleanser in between each story because the funny keeps building up and I nearly choked to death on my toothpaste at some point

[@chilliwaterlickingecko5113]

Merry Xmas big fella handsome...and everyone else aswell🍾🥂🌲🎄

[@sarahemf]

Honestly I could fill a whole 10 mins with just my injury’s. Life with an invisible disability

[@rheawinter5614]

Your hair is lookin good Christian!!

[@Melaleuca-sk7mt]

Is that a hyper colour hoodie ,so 92 ,I love it.

[@francisp8633]

That’s his own line of ‘leave me alone’ hoodies for sale.

[@lifelaughlollies]

This was so good hahahahah please do a part 2

[@julieheiss7758]

I was riding my bike home with a Christmas tree stand on the handlebars. I took the usual shortcut where there was a decent dip in the grass before the parking lot. I ate shyt and went into full Peter Griffin mode. An elder woman on her balcony called out to see if I was ok. “Ya… it just..FFFFFUUUUHHHHHK!” 😭 My knee was wrecked!! Merry Christmas y’all! Don’t ride a bike with a tree stand. 🌈🎄

[@laurieherman1215]

Invest in poo-pourri it works great for those tummy trouble days. The lavender vanilla smells like a delicious tea. 😁

[@ajmilagros]

Have I have seen this before? Perhaps on another platform, because I am getting serious déjà vu?

[@paulinescholes6797]

People be kicking themselves in a couple of weeks for refusing to invest in Stocks or Crypto.

[@hilton4048]

Are Stocks really that profitable? Heard so much about the fluctuating market prices and complexity of reading chats and all that. I'll appreciate your feedback.

[@kathleenstoner.n7499]

Wow! I know Nancy. Met her sometime ago here in North Carolina during a fundraiser. Great speaker, full of humor and rhetorics too…”Mrs buy the dip “. Lol

[@Brussardjnr]

I remember her from Fenner & Smith great woman.

[@august9050]

@@hilton4048 Living off Uranium stocks currently. It's fun

[@vargaskenneth8837]

@@august9050 Heard pretty much amazing testimonies about her, how do I get in touch with her?

[@jessicamarie9180]

I have burnt my boobs/nipples more than I Care to admit.. 😂 I also walked into a pole at the school because I apparently can't walk alone.. 😅 I do so many blonde things though. 😅

[@kaylahliam6940]

Thick vanilla 😂