Christina's Curations with Justin Martindale - YMH Highlight

[@danielpenrodii2389]

The fact that she was impressed by a person jumping 7 times is a real Bert level move.

[@hypnotoad311]

They’re the same person, so…

[@TXTractorLife]

How much Kool Aid does that burn I wonder

[@craigaweigle]

Way more than 7 times bud. Super impressive.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

@@craigaweigle “within frame”….

[@johnb5958]

Bart*

[@michaelclarke3485]

"that's like the worm from labyrinth that grew up" had me nearly to tears, spot on!

[@zombiekiller225]

No one ever asks how's randy

[@jamesmoncrieff7685]

Because randy don’t exist

[@randysargent8580]

!

[@acescalade4351]

Who’s randy?

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

That last girl is actually an employee at the Delusions restaurant. They pay her good money to stand there and just do her thing.

[@jdsayshello1]

That last lady is legit a scarecrow for people.

[@KapitainvonHass]

Ummm they're called "jiggallets" good person.... 🤣

[@djremy3394]

Yeah, they're called scarebros!

[@str8cash113]

"don't believe in gay, get the bowl haircut" 🤣🤣🤣

[@hiltonklitzna9394]

First time at the comedy store, couldnt find the bathroom, I drunkenly stumble up to this Gentleman who pointed me to the right direction & looked at me like I was an odd creature. Mad respect out the gate. I come out, stumble back to my seat, mff Martindale goes on stage & I feel embarrassed for being a drunk fool not knowing I was talking to a future legend

[@Slingsomelead]

Dude same thing happened to me, except he followed me into the bathroom and railed me

[@RealKisht]

*tom staring up at the ceiling in shock* "That was a good find"

[@zach6367]

The guy singing born to be wild is by far the most upsetting.

[@Jawsnake]

Tom's "yeah we know how it goes" was all of us

[@theonekoth]

It feels like you're stuck in his garage, being forced to listen to his half-talking renditions of dad rock songs.

[@williamcarson727]

Not only did the first guy show incredible athleticism but he did it with his mouth duct-taped. What a legend.

[@mrjoe27]

When the guy with the sunglasses was singing, I literally hid under my blanket out of embarrassment.

[@LiKWiDjay]

Tom ur knees having flashbacks from that first clip? 😂😂

[@ligairi]

The jumping guy had me laughing so hard. I’m not sure why.

[@baddidoddy]

It took me until today to hear Justin validated everything about watching Labyrinth 142545 times when I was 9.

[@anthonyzullo]

For anyone that doesn't know or has never been to a hood. The last girl is in your typical bodega. We literally see this daily. The probably bought the crack and smoked it next to the dumpsters outside. On God she probably did. Yes, we smoke in bodegas, they do not care. The food is fire though. In Quantica VA, right off base in the hood is a corner store called, and i cannot stress how real this is enough, a bodega called The Ghetty Mart.

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

I live in the hood and can confirm. I see this crap every day. If I walk out of my house and I don't see someone drugged out, talking to themselves, trying to sell me drugs, or asking for a dollar I get nervous because something is wrong.

[@crazybasham911]

Maaaan i thought this was mainly in nyc I thought crackheads would have at least some IQ points in other places

[@twizz420]

@@crazybasham911 We even get these people in Canada. Nobody is safe.

[@shooziewooziez8886]

Same thing in Paterson and Newark in jersey dude. Always mad crackles running around asking for Newport barely dressed in usually Hispanic owned Bodegas and corner stores

[@Redhead-hz1sm]

Lived on the West side of Cleveland, Oh for almost 5 years, can confirm. Once saw a one-legged crack head RIDING A BIKE while dragging a TV box with a piece of plywood covered with black plastic hanging out of it. Dude was on a mission.

[@PretendingToListen]

best part of any episode, and its pretty much the only reason I sub to the clips channel

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

No one wants to admit that Mr. Ponytail👹 looks exactly like Richard Ramirez?🤣😂😃

[@erikcrickenberger8433]

Me: *having a nice quiet, relaxing night* My upstairs neighbor: * 0:53 *

[@AnotherLosttSoul]

Yep, shes twacked. Meth/crack doesn’t actually cause you to act like that, though.. Its staying up for days (and not eating/drinking).

[@Lysergic_Fox]

I live for Christina's Curations 🙌

[@daybyday6522]

Same! They are just unreal, lol.

[@XanbarBogaerts]

To be fair to the first guy, not sure Tom has a leg to stand on here, we all saw what happened after he jumped once, let alone 7 times

[@bryanmcneil9872]

Certain words get latched onto by these two. Christina: “curate” Tom: “lane”.

[@TheMpkeaton]

Fan Tragic Sam's! Killed it

[@violentblood1]

Gay men help women and straight men all the time. My best friend is gay. Whenever I go on dates I ask him how do I look lol. Get yourself someone gay in your corner. You'll never be steered wrong.

[@kingsleyreginald6269]

you prolly dont give a shit but if you are bored like me atm you can watch all of the latest series on instaflixxer. I've been binge watching with my girlfriend recently =)

[@leonidasmark2310]

@Kingsley Reginald definitely, been watching on InstaFlixxer for since december myself :)

[@daniellem4732]

I’m glad her Tik toks have gotten better over the past 2 years

[@doeyjiaz4798]

The last woman is definitely a school bus driver

[@raphaelturtle4146]

Tom: "thats hard to do"?? 😂😂😂 Tom: jumps once and destroys his body

[@samthegreatgenius]

I actually really enjoy the first guy's videos

[@Funklikecottage]

5:10 the noises that Christina made 😂

[@imjustapancake3188]

8:09 he was SO quick to be like, “no keep the beard” LMAOOO. I said the same shit too, Tom would look so weird without a beard :(( hed look so naked

[@xr80kk]

Tom and Christina looking 🔥

[@negativeindustrial]

This dude should play Bizarro Superman. Strange looking guy.

[@Lucas.jp13]

Bet you the first dude is trying to piss off (and/or confuse the hell out of) his downstairs neighbors.

[@lkb4781]

04:30 Bobby Kelly is looking good 😂

[@negativeindustrial]

That’s exactly who I thought it was. “I broke my knee, dude”

[@carfish]

‘And a very…angular and alien like frame’ hahahahaha at least you were trying to be nice

[@rayfran06]

Haha the king reference "That is a queen!" I caught it...love the tik tok King videos

[@ivorypoacherplays]

I need more curations

[@hulkhagrid6372]

Best part of the show.

[@brianhand3559]

That viagra joke was a Michael Caine line from Austin Powers 😂

[@Nedula007]

Sometimes I feel ugly but then I see the people in The Tick-Tock videos and then I don't feel ugly anymore

[@scottyhamz3519]

Martindale killed the one liners...phukin dope

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

That old man is typical boomer humor. Hears what was once a funny joke/line in a movie and then uses it to be funny despite it already having been overused and outdated by more than a decade. The important thing is that as long as he humors himself, that's all that matters.

[@drdabsmore945]

So has every generation for decades, that's not a boomer thing. I grew up with people who did this, and kids still do this now.

[@The_Legend_0-0-7]

I can never just watch one of these 😂❤

[@najtrows]

I could easily watch whole hour episodes with Christinas TOKS

[@KanWoo76]

😁😂🤣@11:00 why does she look like *Gail the Snail* standing there!?

[@0Failure00]

Bro "she works at a haunted house when it's not halloween" 😂😂

[@Gav229]

I started off as a Tom Torture Chad, now I'm a Christina Tik Tok

[@maxwellcommon8787]

Robbie Rotten made some great jokes about the worm and the penguin

[@chelseyrae1428]

I wish christina’s curation theme song was mine every time I clock into work lol

[@0Failure00]

I almost choked on my food when the wizard guy popped up lmao

[@1979Malibuick]

Apparently, that guy jumping around in his apartment... Used to be my upstairs neighbor.

[@policebear88320]

We need a Segment where Justin just gives viewers grooming advice from his phone.

[@winsomeyouth3132]

Christina: “and he doesn’t have a tramp or anything” I’m fucking dead

[@brianhand3559]

Christina was devastated that the butt implants for Tom didn't go over well 😂

[@jamesblevins5088]

Friar Tuck gives weather reports?

[@tarawhite986]

Christina's Curations rule!

[@sharonsimmons6427]

That first woman had a bad wig that was on wrong. Lmao!

[@maximumride427]

the bowl cut lady made me ugly laugh but only because ive been watching ymh long enough to have my sense of humour permanently warped

[@deluxe4116]

I love Justin!!

[@7Saucy]

"What's her name, Penny Wise?" ☠️☠️

[@spaomalley]

Holy shit LOL that old man has the worlds BEST joke delivery!

[@FleMDinGmusic]

What is going on in the background of Satan guys video?

[@neugebauerk]

HERE I GO

[@butcherbaker4258]

I dont have any gay friends, well at least I think I dont, but this guy was awesome, gave great advice, he was an awesome guest. Gotta bring him back.

[@seanclements6206]

That means you are the gay friend

[@butcherbaker4258]

@@seanclements6206do you have friends that are post op transsexuals that live in Amish Country in Pennsylvania? You must be one then, do you see the error logic? You are so desperate for attention aren't you🤣🤣🤣 pathetic

[@1972cuda1]

@@butcherbaker4258 😂 I bet you are super fun to be around!! I’m pretty sure he was just messing with you bud.. he wasn’t calling you a homo! Even if he was, that doesnt actually make you gay! But since you chose to respond like you did.. makes everyone realize you’re 50/50.. 50% gay 50% not straight. 😂 I bet you walk with your wrist bent up by your shoulder and swing your hips when you go by a group of dudes..

[@clarencebeeks4978]

Love the Large Marge shirt

[@trinzilla6697]

The labyrinth joke destroyed me

[@zachboggs1300]

That was the most methany shit I've ever seen.the last video 😭

[@PDXdevil]

4:22 Bobby Kelly?

[@Initial__B]

I was making the same face as Tom and Justin when that bowl cut lady was talking

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

4:20 so that's what Howie Mandel does in his free time.

[@McGriddle69]

One thing that's great about tik tok is it shows kids what drugs actually do to you. An anti drug at school should be a big screen with drug toks for 30 minutes.

[@JustDelta767]

Someone should open up a burger joint called “Delusions.”

[@markwmbrown]

A corn maze employee😂

[@jakecarterIMOHealth]

Lady's tattoo said Religious lmao

[@thokim84]

Tom's Florida is showing with that scarecrow lady.

[@DR-420-69]

"Delicious" looks a bit like a real life Gail the Snail.

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

100% if she switched from Monster energy drinks and marijuana to meth lol

[@davedmk]

Pretty sure that first guy lives upstairs from me.

[@deyakson]

*TikTok reveals the dregs of America.*

[@BDFishandGaming]

Chick at the end looked like a Jeff Dunham puppet.

[@SinfamousGamer]

I was talked about 😂😂 I don't worship Satan, but am a satanist.

[@fastestinakina9341]

These guys are clowns who just sit around making fun of people and making a fool of them. You don’t need to explain yourself to these heathens.

[@Schmidhead]

5:50 Goldmember joke

[@116Bears]

Bob Kelly singing Born to be Wild.

[@cdubb1245]

:37 alt - “Those are some real Mickey Dbags”

[@Nedula007]

The guy at the 4 minutes and 43 seconds Mark looks extremely similar to a guy in a video that I saw in a skatepark with a bunch of teenagers huffing a can and freaking out

[@frostbite4954]

She got that Moe ( The tree stooges) cut going lol.

[@TrevorParsnips]

I LIKE CAKE! FIGHT ME!

[@Michael-xz1hk]

Last character: In Oregon, we just call them Portlanders.

[@tammyjohnson8277]

You get the bowl😁

[@jackcasey2825]

Jim Norton singing amazing

[@Raiqunz]

6:54 this is a dark elf.

[@iamthepappy4232]

That first guys down stairs neighbor hates him

[@Hungryhipoe]

The last lady in this looks like gale the snail 🐌

[@troywilliams3809]

Hey Tom. Come to Santa Cruz , we have a bunch of chicks just like her here

[@2spotmooses]

Hey its that comedian that looks like Martha Plimpton!

[@DirtSpud]

Is that Christina Glaser in the thumbnail?

[@etme1000]

Apparently this guest was also curated by Christina.

[@TheDukeOfDallas]

6:25 That's beyond a forehead, dude got a fourteen head. I look at this dude and just know he larps around as an elf who's ultimate ability is Impervious Bottom Of One-Million Poundings.

[@btsager]

I'd put money down on the second lady cutting her own hair.

[@swettyspaghtti]

Ya think? Lol

[@Chipnuts]

"That's a good find"

[@christianbaldwin3003]

Isn't his haircut is just a non-quiff version of hers? 3:06