Christine's life as the third wheel [BMC shitpost]

[@obsmiechujek]

how do I delete a video

[@ghostworm5270]

Useless Protag ScIeNcE

[@cheakycreature2498]

Only 43 mins ago? AND WHY THIS IS LIKE THE BEST THING

[@chelseag7730]

h

[@jaimebeeep9586]

Plz Don't. Seriously. Don't.

[@jaimebeeep9586]

This Is Super Awesome.

[@lnh7199]

GUYS LOOK! It's a BE MORE CHILL BOOTLEG!

[@bethaniwithani1619]

can u see the future?

[@daamric]

Both our profile pics are Patton. Edit: were

[@autumnh9225]

Yas and Beautiful profile pic

[@accountname4754]

Shhh we don’t want it to get copyrighted

[@sikadeer9872]

why is he always *HEERE*

[@alyssasims1429]

SikaDeer *read this as it was said* WOAH

[@sikadeer9872]

I will never miss an opportunity to make a Jeremy Heere pun

[@morgeonpeels1822]

s t op please

[@floofydoodles7924]

NO STOP

[@kylalee4925]

Kay Sxnpai NONSTOP

[@laurenscott8978]

Be more chill the sequel

[@amysofiamercadocarpio5635]

lauren scott I'd pay to see that XD

[@analeticia645]

what do you mean the sequel? this isn't the entire play?

[@Nice__vibes]

Yep

[@christopherdelong9727]

Yes this is what happened

[@ER-bt8kr]

Be More Chill the sequel. Only has one song, and is literally only five minutes. 1,000 dollars per ticket.

[@xjade346]

Jeremy: I'M NOT GAY Me: You're right. YOU'RE BI.

[@marmarmarsmars]

Rich:...omg I'm totally bi

[@paytons.]

g o a w a y s t e v e also did I just fucking see them go through Heathers, Hamilton, and Dear Even Hansen

[@obsmiechujek]

woah there THEY JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER

[@maxwellonmars8627]

And their own musical.

[@vriskawhite6128]

march cat geeze what amount of tears did they cry

[@usermania340]

march cat Yup 😂😂😂

[@strider9116]

Yes

[@claudefaustuslover]

He's definitely gay for Michael

[@online9473]

yee

[@buckets13]

Claudefaustuslover QP *bi for Michael

[@williamhavard1538]

HEY, CLAUDE FAN, BASSY IS BETTEE! and I agree with ur comment

[@eldritchlyJinxed]

Definitely... Also Bassy. Sebas-Chan is better ;P

[@kilrrclown]

i mean it’s not a secret

[@samuneechan]

He's always here because *BOYFriends*

[@happydraws4078]

ArtisticSampai THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@usermania340]

ArtisticSampai 😂😂😂

[@geiayanami]

Like #1,000

[@allachaikovska9837]

He's always *Heere

[@kylalee4925]

CHRISTINE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED Edit: HOLY FUCK 191 likes?! Thanks guys!

[@Ramblinggg]

Kaylee Hamilton-Sawyer-Hansen-Heere Hamilton refrence!:3

[@emmatheweeb51]

GOD I HOPE YOUR SASTIFIED

[@hiltomi1759]

You're name has musical references asdfghjlk.

[@hiltomi1759]

Pidge Hamilton-Sawyer-Hansen-Heere Pidge from Voltron Hamilton from obviously Alexander Hamilton Sawyer is probably Veronica Sawyer from Heathers Hansen is Evan Hansen for, you guessed it, Dear Evan Hansen Heere is Jeremy Heere from Be chill More

[@kylalee4925]

Yep! But what about my profile pic?

[@lexihuh2269]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Micheal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wont ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) leave

[@robylopezvi]

Cinnamon Bunbun how do you do that face? 😔

[@razzmachad5124]

You can't you copy and paste

[@miriamg6375]

*No man is worth shaving for, Christine*

[@vriskawhite6128]

Hide In The Stars hey from a bisexual perspective both genders are worth saving for

[@eldritchlyJinxed]

New song: A guy worth shaving for!

[@micheal.mell.loveruwu7143]

Preach

[@snail3656]

Anyone else notice that this girl sounds like Sadie from Steven Universe? Wait Your friend Steve Steven Universe Holy shit

[@WeirdnessMaster]

Awkward Potato anddddd it is actually Sadie's VA too haha!

[@brookwebb1244]

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

[@alwaysanupside248]

Yeah! The girl who sings this is also an actress! As far as I know she’s been in Steven Universe, Scrubs, and Raising Hope!

[@panicattheeverywhere8103]

Awkward Potato 🥔

[@ashleyg2065]

One of the singers are actually Sadie’s VA

[@alojzy3943]

BABE THATS A MEME MASTERPIECE WYD

[@sideofcereal5604]

Doot doot doot doo STEVE Doot doot doot doo STEVE Doot doot doot doo STEVE We all have a Steve in our life.

[@espeaeon]

Bob Last Name I’m the steve in most of my friends’ lives

[@howabsurd.]

Dammit Steve

[@dawnamber3033]

Unless you ARE a steve lol not me tho

[@gummyvoid]

Bob Last Name I am steve

[@ANunez-rd8vu]

I'm Steve when it comes to my best friend and her girlfriend

[@okaystrudel]

This is possibly the best shitpost I've ever seen

[@-bushface-4202]

True

[@andrestars5374]

I will never be satisfied... *HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED*

[@isabellasilva7431]

AND PEGGY

[@Maria-hm7vp]

WERK WERK

[@delmarselene1224]

*FREEZE YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@eldritchlyJinxed]

Its like Lams for Be More Chill xD

[@shahnawazghauri8439]

Tfw you’re a third wheel to your boyfriend and his boyf riend xD And salty Christine is best Christine😂 This is the best video for me, since I ship Boyf Riends and I love Christine :3

[@MsWinxmusa]

honestly is there someone who dislike Christine? Like, she's the ultimate sunshine???

[@galaxygerm1037]

Michael always knows where Jeremy is, he never won't know...also the fact they went to all those musicals tho

[@notsofunny9651]

What do you mean this is not what actually happened? Edit: this is a joke for people wondering

[@katbug831]

It's a joke.

[@michaelmell3886]

Karkat?

[@senpaikyle6280]

NotSoFunny yeah

[@jaimebeeep9586]

I'm Really Confused Now. Did This Happen It No?

[@liliasleftjacketsleeve]

HOMESTUCK

[@MysticMimikyu355]

This is beautiful,it drove me to tears

[@phantomlol8479]

WonderCreek shhhhhhhhhhh ,it’s beautiful,don’t

[@Awkward285]

WonderCreek boy shut your sensitive ass up

[@Awkward285]

Nvm I just cried

[@gojoluvrr]

Hush child

[@nightsky2674]

It drove me to tears of joy

[@zoe.c.05]

“Are you gay for Steve” got me....

[@2011thomasboy]

i can imagine this into too many fandoms. christine, jeremy and michael - BMC connor, evan and jared - DEH JD, veronica and heather chandler - heathers martha, kurt and ram - more heathers mabel, bill and dipper - gravity falls eliza, hamiltion and john laurens/aaron burr asriel, frisk and chara - undertale, the god-forbidden like, help?

[@WeirdnessMaster]

SomeEdgy Kid I need to draw these

[@Kirronvibes]

Tom, Star and marco

[@goodjobeli]

Steve, Tony and -Bucky- Pepper - Marvel

[@itspronounceddie8129]

SomeEdgy Kid also Sadie, Lars, and Steven

[@rinisafool]

I’m confused about the DEH one- WHO WOULD BE STEVE IS IT J A R E D

[@qoiden-knife6096]

Christine doesn't realize that Jeremy is actually in a relationship with Micheal and the only reason he's bringing her along is because he feels bad for her.

[@kuliio]

was it... steve glade? ;)

[@ligerbaby1998]

kuliio ayy, nice reference

[@silverangel9738]

kuliio 👏👏👏

[@lisachong7480]

kuliio Of course it was! Those two are as close as two friends could be! (Your reference is just 👏)

[@Fishcat076]

Explain

[@lionsforscottie]

Fish Cat listen to turn it off from book of mormon and you'll understand

[@flarenimbus4444]

tHIs IS thE BesT ThInG EvER IM gONna sEnd ThIS SoNg to mY mAtEs ItS sO aMaZinG

[@lilprync9411]

*dies of laughter* Send help XD

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Lilpryn C I'm begging for help, I'm screaming for help, this is not a dance. Okay sorry I'll take my Rick And Morty references over here. **slowly slides into the abyss of the internet**

[@obsmiechujek]

PaigeOPark Plays ayyy i got it

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Useless Protag Ayy! :D

[@demnofthenon-sul2124]

Duh du duh

[@emmatheweeb51]

You know bootlegs are illegal right THIS IS ILLEGAL

[@shxrtieedits]

You are illegal

[@malaizze]

We use shoelegs here, boots are too formal.

[@leef8594]

“ Me and you, you and me, just us. AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE!”

[@vlamcake986]

Oof i watched this yesterday but my wifi turned off before i could comment rip. Good job 👌👌 it turned out great and uhhh the editing is really good

[@obsmiechujek]

thanks man its a shitpost but a shitpost with nice editing

[@misskobayashisdragonmaidil9620]

vlamcake we weren't were we we were rate are are are are are are q are are are state are a rate wetter a state are wat w rate are wheat re a were were eraseq see sassy

[@twizzles]

i keep rewatching this and i can never get tired of it omg

[@agbuya1]

twizzles same

[@ejw2354]

So... You will never be *satisfied?*

[@satanikbunny]

Christine be like: Here's my boyfriend, Jeremy And there's Jeremy's boyfriend, Michael.

[@lilprync9411]

**Le gasp** You posted again? YASSS

[@obsmiechujek]

yeh get ready cuz imma post more

[@starfighter5497]

this is so me, ive been used by so many guys to hide the fact they are gay. . . i even was ditched at homcoming. . . . 😢 but i mean. . . . atleast i helped. . . r-right?

[@dawnamber3033]

Star fighter *hugs* it's ok, let it all out

[@xanthe5960]

WHOA THATS FUCKED UP. Remember, its not you; some people are just too uncomfortable with themselves or how others view them that they can't be upfront, or tell others their needs and intentions. Really, they're dickish for leading you on.

[@brookwebb1244]

I understand your pain

[@LivLaughGrace]

0:50 Christine: my responsibility's Michael:me

[@tayt1397]

It's called being POLYSEXUAL

[@starsscapes]

actually, you're wrong. polysexual is mostly used to define being attracted to genders outside the binary. i think the word you're looking for is polyamorous, the desire to have a relationship with more than one partner.

[@tayt1397]

HufflepuffPrinxietyPhan oh alright thank you for explaining the difference.

[@starsscapes]

you're welcome, homeslice.

[@Kirronvibes]

Jeremy: me Christine: my stuff to do Steve: youtube

[@scytheyer]

*wipes away a tear* This-This is beautiful

[@ketchupsnail]

please help i can’t stop replaying this i love this

[@ketchupsnail]

please help me i have not stopped watching this since i commented this

[@obsmiechujek]

it will only get worse from here

[@ketchupsnail]

i think i may have a small addiction to this video i haven’t stopped replaying this

[@LumosVeil]

I love how passive aggressive this song is.

[@pink_bat.]

I ship Michael and Jeremy

[@lillycarney34]

•Demon Narval• same.

[@slugreact]

Who doesn't

[@goodjobeli]

I'm pretty sure most of the fandom does...

[@ethereallovebugz]

Meowe The Cat me.

[@-sparklegaming-6485]

Nearly the entire fandom does.

[@ethana9173]

Description: *Sorry for wasting two minutes of your life* *Me:* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WASN’T A WASTE OF MY LIFE THIS WAS WORTH IT

[@sofiaardvark9039]

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day QwQ

[@margaretdowling4200]

How is this a shitpost? This is amazing and you should be proud

[@loupie]

"This video is very 11/10" I say as my mom shouts "wHAT YA DOING OVER THERE"

[@shxrtieedits]

Demonstrate

[@JayyySecrets]

Best 1 minute and 56 seconds of my life.

[@richardbaggott4502]

Christine: g o a w a y m i c h a e l Jeremy: n e v e r g o a w a y m i c h a e l

[@julieg2603]

don't worry christine, michael wishes he could disappear too

[@ejw2354]

:( my sad gay son

[@slurmpederp7642]

So I know if I should shave tonight (Oh dayme)

[@sophiehavens3044]

This is so funny I want this to be cannon

[@obsmiechujek]

what do u mean it isn't??

[@malaizze]

Yes, I also want this to be an artillery weapon that fires large orbs.

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

The more I watch this, the more I like it! 😂 I notice more everytime! Like at the start I notice it says anxiety in his eyes 😆

[@lilfrancalanza8329]

I really love this song's *Mell* ody

[@blankuser987]

christine's so underrated tbh

[@obsmiechujek]

Eliza Schuyler true! I might make another meme animatic about her but idk

[@shahnawazghauri8439]

Although I’m pretty sure every single person in this fandom loves her! But ur right, there should be more fics and fanart and memes with her :3

[@jazminegamesreact3676]

This is one of the best two minutes of my LIFE!!!

[@NineCabbages]

N O H O M O

[@smolkitten3154]

Squip is crying in the corner like “I TRIED TO MAKE YOU PERFECT AND THIS WHAT I GET!”

[@cherrywhine]

yessss garfunkel and oats

[@leef8594]

shibaa What?

[@wholeeggmayo]

garfunkel and oats are the band who originally sang the song in this video

[@sahajatalla1464]

Heathers and bmc in the same vid, I'm happy

[@nevvo2972]

This is amazing

[@yesindeed4215]

ARE YOU GAY FOR STEVE???!!1!1?1?1?1!1!1!?????1!1!??

[@juliec8183]

Someone needs to write a fanfic in this situation

[@triva5ity75]

I WAS LEGIT WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE ONE OF THESE WITH THESE THREE Great job! :)

[@alexanderhamilton7072]

0:07 The moon has a lenny face

[@lumdug22]

Jeremy: "I'M NOT GAY" michael: "yes you are."

[@cosmocollier7352]

This is the best Salty Christine is best Christine

[@madi9571]

My best friends BF is Christine and I'm Steve😂 its scary and funny thus relates to us

[@stelladougherty6721]

Voices in my head looks good

[@bramblechaser162]

Definitely one of the best things I have ever seen!

[@Eymologymentality]

Micheal: Oh, hi, I'm Jeremy's riend. Christine: wait what.

[@quiqui216]

Hod the phone, my boyfriends name is Michael and that looks exactly like him. OH MAH GOD.

[@mlpdisneylover]

I thought it was Boyf riends! But I guess it is after all!

[@alyssamay4558]

I had I dream I was watching this but instead of ‘holding your hand underneath the table it was ‘to bottles of egg yolk underneath the table’ like what?

[@graciebarton8512]

du dudu du du *S T E V E*

[@schwefelfell7154]

I randomly remembered this video and couldnt find it at first im so happy I found it!

[@camicalp4007]

i really do love you for making this, my friend

[@skwidle1413]

Doctor: You have exactly 1 minute and 56 seconds to live. Me: I will die *VERY HAPPY* **watches this vid**

[@no1mayorofsimpleton]

this might just be the best be more chill shitpost i've ever seen and i love it

[@claudiag8966]

One thing led to another And soon he would discover He was having really strange feelings for Steve

[@uf3732]

Oh my go- goodness

[@gnomeman3912]

Wait Is that the voice actor for Sadie from SU??? Also great video I love it

[@moodlemcdoodle5746]

Lora ChickenPie yes it is!

[@Quackervoltz]

MeoTheRandom really?

[@venlalahti8793]

Steve(n)

[@kilrrclown]

AJ Muffin isn’t it already? the song name is You, Me and Steve gET IT?

[@raymachii]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD -JHHJFWHJGGFBB PFFTT

[@faymay2231]

no matter how far I stray from BMC.... this video is always here to pull me right back

[@imateenagershootmeplsgerar3651]

I laughed so hard i cried at the image in my head of an already short Michael being shaken by a tiny christene while she screams "WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM" so thank you

[@Dumbass.bisexual]

This is my new favorite video

[@legrandluan]

Hey Vsauce! Michael's *HEERE* COME FROM THE BOOK "HOW TO LOSE YOUR FRIENDS EASILY" P.45

[@ethana9173]

DID THEY GO TO HAMILTON??? DID HIM AND MICHAEL GO TO SEE HAMILTON????? Edit: THEY ALSO WENT TO HEATHERS AND DEAR EVAN HANSEN HOLY CRAP

[@plupersholicorn]

When you are the Steve of your friend group Oops

[@victorialeal9046]

*after Christine kicks Micheal out* MICHEAL IN THE BATHROOM

[@layla-fn6pk]

Beautiful *I can imagine that really happen*

[@koda6476]

👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💛💜💖💗💝💙💞💚💟

[@samuelmoore8932]

Dragon King Natsu I threw up when I saw this. Figuratively

[@koda6476]

Sam Moore that's your opinion I won't judge you

[@yuniverse729]

0:10 **sees the word 'anxiety' written in his eyes**

[@Allirayne1121]

Wow the sequel for Be More Chill looks great

[@raindrop7901]

I FREACKING CHOKED ON MY SALIVA LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT I FREACKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS THE BEST ANIMATIC IN THE HISTORE OF BMC ANIMATICS JSOSJSLSN *dies*

[@BumbleBit_]

This is great, I just found this song a few minutes ago then I clicked on this video. Amazing job, Christine looked really annoyed.

[@annmariej2875]

I relate to steve...always in someone's way no matter where they go

[@oonamoonshine2960]

Stevens just like... Why's she always here?

[@vanessamassa40]

OMG. Thank you senseeeei >~< You have made my day kyaaaah °^° This is gonna be one of my favorites video ever T.T *starts crying of joy* Notice me t.t

[@mika-bv3yd]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 4 YEARS OMFG......???!?!?!?!?! I MISS THIS.

[@cowardexe]

Wow I was looking for a boot for this show forever. Thanks!

[@bulletcullt]

1:23 Michael's words being, "Jeremy, You know she's right?" OMG I DIED

[@Allan__DF]

1:06 to 1:09 all my personal heavens.... And hells, goddammit my emotions were played by these musicals.

[@randomartperson5118]

OMG I have been wanting to see a version of this song with these three for so long I love this!