Christine's life as the third wheel [BMC shitpost]

Sorry for wasting 2 min of ur life lol
My tumblr: / uselessprotag

[@obsmiechujek]

how do I delete a video

[@ghostworm5270]

Useless Protag ScIeNcE

[@cheakycreature2498]

Only 43 mins ago? AND WHY THIS IS LIKE THE BEST THING

[@chelseag7730]

h

[@jaimebeeep9586]

Plz Don't. Seriously. Don't.

[@jaimebeeep9586]

This Is Super Awesome.

[@kylalee4925]

CHRISTINE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED Edit: HOLY FUCK 191 likes?! Thanks guys!

[@Ramblinggg]

Kaylee Hamilton-Sawyer-Hansen-Heere Hamilton refrence!:3

[@emmatheweeb51]

GOD I HOPE YOUR SASTIFIED

[@hiltomi1759]

You're name has musical references asdfghjlk.

[@hiltomi1759]

Pidge Hamilton-Sawyer-Hansen-Heere Pidge from Voltron Hamilton from obviously Alexander Hamilton Sawyer is probably Veronica Sawyer from Heathers Hansen is Evan Hansen for, you guessed it, Dear Evan Hansen Heere is Jeremy Heere from Be chill More

[@kylalee4925]

Yep! But what about my profile pic?

[@lnh7199]

GUYS LOOK! It's a BE MORE CHILL BOOTLEG!

[@bethaniwithani1619]

can u see the future?

[@daamric]

Both our profile pics are Patton. Edit: were

[@autumnh9225]

Yas and Beautiful profile pic

[@accountname4754]

Shhh we don’t want it to get copyrighted

[@xjade346]

Jeremy: I'M NOT GAY Me: You're right. YOU'RE BI.

[@marmarmarsmars]

Rich:...omg I'm totally bi

[@samuneechan]

He's always here because *BOYFriends*

[@happydraws4078]

ArtisticSampai THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@usermania340]

ArtisticSampai 😂😂😂

[@geiayanami]

Like #1,000

[@allachaikovska9837]

He's always *Heere

[@claudefaustusloverqp4857]

He's definitely gay for Michael

[@online9473]

yee

[@buckets13]

Claudefaustuslover QP *bi for Michael

[@williamhavard1538]

HEY, CLAUDE FAN, BASSY IS BETTEE! and I agree with ur comment

[@dionysees3255]

Definitely... Also Bassy. Sebas-Chan is better ;P

[@kilrrclown]

i mean it’s not a secret

[@laurenscott8978]

Be more chill the sequel

[@amysofiamercadocarpio5635]

lauren scott I'd pay to see that XD

[@analeticia645]

what do you mean the sequel? this isn't the entire play?

[@Nice__vibes]

Yep

[@christopherdelong9727]

Yes this is what happened

[@ER-bt8kr]

Be More Chill the sequel. Only has one song, and is literally only five minutes. 1,000 dollars per ticket.

[@sikadeer9872]

why is he always *HEERE*

[@alyssasims1429]

SikaDeer *read this as it was said* WOAH

[@sikadeer9872]

I will never miss an opportunity to make a Jeremy Heere pun

[@morgeonpeels1822]

s t op please

[@floofydoodles7924]

NO STOP

[@kylalee4925]

Kay Sxnpai NONSTOP

[@sideofcereal5604]

Doot doot doot doo STEVE Doot doot doot doo STEVE Doot doot doot doo STEVE We all have a Steve in our life.

[@espeaeon]

Bob Last Name I’m the steve in most of my friends’ lives

[@howabsurd.]

Dammit Steve

[@dawnamber3033]

Unless you ARE a steve lol not me tho

[@gummyvoid]

Bob Last Name I am steve

[@ANunez-rd8vu]

I'm Steve when it comes to my best friend and her girlfriend

[@paytons.]

g o a w a y s t e v e also did I just fucking see them go through Heathers, Hamilton, and Dear Even Hansen

[@obsmiechujek]

woah there THEY JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER

[@maxwellonmars8627]

And their own musical.

[@vriskawhite6128]

march cat geeze what amount of tears did they cry

[@usermania340]

march cat Yup 😂😂😂

[@strider9116]

Yes

[@miriamg6375]

*No man is worth shaving for, Christine*

[@vriskawhite6128]

Hide In The Stars hey from a bisexual perspective both genders are worth saving for

[@dionysees3255]

New song: A guy worth shaving for!

[@micheal.mell.loveruwu7143]

Preach

[@lexihuh2269]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Micheal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wont ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) leave

[@robylopezvi]

Cinnamon Bunbun how do you do that face? 😔

[@razzmachad5124]

You can't you copy and paste

[@notsofunny9651]

What do you mean this is not what actually happened? Edit: this is a joke for people wondering

[@katbug831]

It's a joke.

[@michaelmell3886]

Karkat?

[@senpaikyle6280]

NotSoFunny yeah

[@jaimebeeep9586]

I'm Really Confused Now. Did This Happen It No?

[@liliasleftjacketsleeve]

HOMESTUCK

[@zoe.c.05]

“Are you gay for Steve” got me....

[@qoiden-knife6096]

Christine doesn't realize that Jeremy is actually in a relationship with Micheal and the only reason he's bringing her along is because he feels bad for her.

[@snail3656]

Anyone else notice that this girl sounds like Sadie from Steven Universe? Wait Your friend Steve Steven Universe Holy shit

[@WeirdnessMaster]

Awkward Potato anddddd it is actually Sadie's VA too haha!

[@brookwebb1244]

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

[@alwaysanupside248]

Yeah! The girl who sings this is also an actress! As far as I know she’s been in Steven Universe, Scrubs, and Raising Hope!

[@panicattheeverywhere8103]

Awkward Potato 🥔

[@ashleyg2065]

One of the singers are actually Sadie’s VA

[@galaxygerm1037]

Michael always knows where Jeremy is, he never won't know...also the fact they went to all those musicals tho

[@andrestars5374]

I will never be satisfied... *HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED*

[@isabellasilva7431]

AND PEGGY

[@Maria-hm7vp]

WERK WERK

[@delmarselene1224]

*FREEZE YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@dionysees3255]

Its like Lams for Be More Chill xD

[@okaystrudel]

This is possibly the best shitpost I've ever seen

[@-bushface-4202]

True

[@alojzy3943]

BABE THATS A MEME MASTERPIECE WYD

[@flarenimbus4444]

tHIs IS thE BesT ThInG EvER IM gONna sEnd ThIS SoNg to mY mAtEs ItS sO aMaZinG

[@2011thomasboy]

i can imagine this into too many fandoms. christine, jeremy and michael - BMC connor, evan and jared - DEH JD, veronica and heather chandler - heathers martha, kurt and ram - more heathers mabel, bill and dipper - gravity falls eliza, hamiltion and john laurens/aaron burr asriel, frisk and chara - undertale, the god-forbidden like, help?

[@WeirdnessMaster]

SomeEdgy Kid I need to draw these

[@Kirronvibes]

Tom, Star and marco

[@goodjobeli]

Steve, Tony and -Bucky- Pepper - Marvel

[@itspronounceddie8129]

SomeEdgy Kid also Sadie, Lars, and Steven

[@rinisafool]

I’m confused about the DEH one- WHO WOULD BE STEVE IS IT J A R E D

[@MysticMimikyu355]

This is beautiful,it drove me to tears

[@phantomlol8479]

WonderCreek shhhhhhhhhhh ,it’s beautiful,don’t

[@Awkward285]

WonderCreek boy shut your sensitive ass up

[@Awkward285]

Nvm I just cried

[@gojoluvrr]

Hush child

[@nightsky2674]

It drove me to tears of joy

[@lilprync9411]

*dies of laughter* Send help XD

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Lilpryn C I'm begging for help, I'm screaming for help, this is not a dance. Okay sorry I'll take my Rick And Morty references over here. **slowly slides into the abyss of the internet**

[@obsmiechujek]

PaigeOPark Plays ayyy i got it

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Useless Protag Ayy! :D

[@demnofthenon-sul2124]

Duh du duh

[@leef8594]

“ Me and you, you and me, just us. AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE!”

[@emmatheweeb51]

You know bootlegs are illegal right THIS IS ILLEGAL

[@shxrtieedits]

You are illegal

[@malaizze]

We use shoelegs here, boots are too formal.

[@kuliio]

was it... steve glade? ;)

[@ligerbaby1998]

kuliio ayy, nice reference

[@silverangel9738]

kuliio 👏👏👏

[@lisachong7480]

kuliio Of course it was! Those two are as close as two friends could be! (Your reference is just 👏)

[@Fishcat076]

Explain

[@lionsforscottie]

Fish Cat listen to turn it off from book of mormon and you'll understand

[@shahnawazghauri8439]

Tfw you’re a third wheel to your boyfriend and his boyf riend xD And salty Christine is best Christine😂 This is the best video for me, since I ship Boyf Riends and I love Christine :3

[@MsWinxmusa]

honestly is there someone who dislike Christine? Like, she's the ultimate sunshine???

[@twizzles]

i keep rewatching this and i can never get tired of it omg

[@agbuya1]

twizzles same

[@ejw2354]

So... You will never be *satisfied?*

[@vlamcake986]

Oof i watched this yesterday but my wifi turned off before i could comment rip. Good job 👌👌 it turned out great and uhhh the editing is really good

[@obsmiechujek]

thanks man its a shitpost but a shitpost with nice editing

[@misskobayashisdragonmaidil9620]

vlamcake we weren't were we we were rate are are are are are are q are are are state are a rate wetter a state are wat w rate are wheat re a were were eraseq see sassy

[@Kirronvibes]

Jeremy: me Christine: my stuff to do Steve: youtube

[@LivLaughGrace]

0:50 Christine: my responsibility's Michael:me

[@loupie]

"This video is very 11/10" I say as my mom shouts "wHAT YA DOING OVER THERE"

[@shxrtieedits]

Demonstrate

[@julieg2603]

don't worry christine, michael wishes he could disappear too

[@ejw2354]

:( my sad gay son

[@ketchupsnail]

please help i can’t stop replaying this i love this

[@ketchupsnail]

please help me i have not stopped watching this since i commented this

[@obsmiechujek]

it will only get worse from here

[@ketchupsnail]

i think i may have a small addiction to this video i haven’t stopped replaying this

[@ethana9173]

Description: *Sorry for wasting two minutes of your life* *Me:* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WASN’T A WASTE OF MY LIFE THIS WAS WORTH IT

[@lilprync9411]

**Le gasp** You posted again? YASSS

[@obsmiechujek]

yeh get ready cuz imma post more

[@scytheyer]

*wipes away a tear* This-This is beautiful

[@sophiehavens3044]

This is so funny I want this to be cannon

[@obsmiechujek]

what do u mean it isn't??

[@malaizze]

Yes, I also want this to be an artillery weapon that fires large orbs.

[@slurmpederp7642]

So I know if I should shave tonight (Oh dayme)

[@pink_bat.]

I ship Michael and Jeremy

[@lillycarney34]

•Demon Narval• same.

[@slugreact]

Who doesn't

[@goodjobeli]

I'm pretty sure most of the fandom does...

[@ethereallovebugz]

Meowe The Cat me.

[@-sparklegaming-6485]

Nearly the entire fandom does.

[@blankuser987]

christine's so underrated tbh

[@obsmiechujek]

Eliza Schuyler true! I might make another meme animatic about her but idk

[@shahnawazghauri8439]

Although I’m pretty sure every single person in this fandom loves her! But ur right, there should be more fics and fanart and memes with her :3

[@NineCabbages]

N O H O M O

[@juliec8183]

Someone needs to write a fanfic in this situation

[@cherrywhine]

yessss garfunkel and oats

[@leef8594]

shibaa What?

[@wholeeggmayo]

garfunkel and oats are the band who originally sang the song in this video

[@gnomeman3912]

Wait Is that the voice actor for Sadie from SU??? Also great video I love it

[@moodlemcdoodle5746]

Lora ChickenPie yes it is!

[@Quackervoltz]

MeoTheRandom really?

[@venlalahti8793]

Steve(n)

[@kilrrclown]

AJ Muffin isn’t it already? the song name is You, Me and Steve gET IT?

[@sahajatalla1464]

Heathers and bmc in the same vid, I'm happy

[@alyssamay4558]

I had I dream I was watching this but instead of ‘holding your hand underneath the table it was ‘to bottles of egg yolk underneath the table’ like what?

[@nevvo2972]

This is amazing

[@lumdug22]

Jeremy: "I'M NOT GAY" michael: "yes you are."

[@stelladougherty6721]

Voices in my head looks good

[@cosmocollier7352]

This is the best Salty Christine is best Christine

[@mlpdisneylover]

I thought it was Boyf riends! But I guess it is after all!

[@quiqui216]

Hod the phone, my boyfriends name is Michael and that looks exactly like him. OH MAH GOD.

[@LumosVeil]

I love how passive aggressive this song is.

[@yesindeed4215]

ARE YOU GAY FOR STEVE???!!1!1?1?1?1!1!1!?????1!1!??

[@smolkitten3154]

Squip is crying in the corner like “I TRIED TO MAKE YOU PERFECT AND THIS WHAT I GET!”

[@ethana9173]

DID THEY GO TO HAMILTON??? DID HIM AND MICHAEL GO TO SEE HAMILTON????? Edit: THEY ALSO WENT TO HEATHERS AND DEAR EVAN HANSEN HOLY CRAP

[@richardbaggott4502]

Christine: g o a w a y m i c h a e l Jeremy: n e v e r g o a w a y m i c h a e l

[@madi9571]

My best friends BF is Christine and I'm Steve😂 its scary and funny thus relates to us

[@bramblechaser162]

Definitely one of the best things I have ever seen!

[@graciebarton8512]

du dudu du du *S T E V E*

[@margaretdowling4200]

How is this a shitpost? This is amazing and you should be proud

[@Eymologymentality]

Micheal: Oh, hi, I'm Jeremy's riend. Christine: wait what.

[@oonamoonshine2960]

Stevens just like... Why's she always here?

[@triva5ity75]

I WAS LEGIT WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE ONE OF THESE WITH THESE THREE Great job! :)

[@rosaliewelsh5987]

To be fair they were best friends and then you came along and jenemy had a crush on you then he wanted you so bad he shut out Michael to be with you then when he finally got his friend back he didn't tell Jeremy how bad if a friend he was being (basically Michael in the bathroom) because Michael is a good friend and didn't want to upset Jeremy. So when Jeremy started dumping him for you again can you really be mad. Also yeah they're gay for each other. I really liked this by the way.

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

The more I watch this, the more I like it! 😂 I notice more everytime! Like at the start I notice it says anxiety in his eyes 😆

[@raymachii]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD -JHHJFWHJGGFBB PFFTT

[@michaelmell2110]

Best 1 minute and 56 seconds of my life.

[@kirchefuchs4973]

STEVE lol I've watched this vid like 7 times

[@satanikbunny]

Christine be like: Here's my boyfriend, Jeremy And there's Jeremy's boyfriend, Michael.

[@freezypup1050]

Do dododo do do STEEEEEVE

[@schwefelfell7154]

I randomly remembered this video and couldnt find it at first im so happy I found it!

[@alexanderhamilton7072]

0:07 The moon has a lenny face

[@jazminegamesreact3676]

This is one of the best two minutes of my LIFE!!!

[@camicalp4007]

i really do love you for making this, my friend

[@verityvalur]

1:09 Do I see Hamitlon?!? *Gasps exitedly about the appreciation of favourite play*

[@Urmom-bu8eu]

ok ok ok i love this video but i literally thought at 1:15 that she said I want to inflate

[@Allirayne1121]

Wow the sequel for Be More Chill looks great

[@sofiaardvark9039]

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day QwQ

[@layla-fn6pk]

Beautiful *I can imagine that really happen*

[@sunshinewabby]

HEATHERS AND DEH AND HAMILTON YES 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@happyoctopus1416]

The Be More Chill sequel looks great so far

[@saltygarbage1878]

wait what do you mean? this isn't what happened in bmc?

[@claudiag8966]

One thing led to another And soon he would discover He was having really strange feelings for Steve

[@uf3732]

Oh my go- goodness

[@skwidle1413]

Doctor: You have exactly 1 minute and 56 seconds to live. Me: I will die *VERY HAPPY* **watches this vid**

[@annmariej2875]

I relate to steve...always in someone's way no matter where they go

[@andersclarksen2891]

0:10 jeremy's eye has 'anxiety' written in it omg

[@no1mayorofsimpleton]

this might just be the best be more chill shitpost i've ever seen and i love it

[@TheRealTinCan]

Doctor : you only have 2 minutes to live Me:*looks up Christines life as a thirdweel(BMC shitpost)* I'm can die happy now

[@scalpho1061]

can we appreciate how jeremy and michael travel back in time to the cabinet battle

[@cartmanpilled]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOREVER

[@faymay2231]

no matter how far I stray from BMC.... this video is always here to pull me right back

[@skylar9607]

This is amazing! I’ve watched it so many times

[@juniber6553]

ah yes two of my favourite things combined

[@lilfrancalanza8329]

I really love this song's *Mell* ody

[@cowardexe]

Wow I was looking for a boot for this show forever. Thanks!

[@ariellegrace7880]

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH I CAN'T BREATHE

[@awnrii]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[@raindrop7901]

I FREACKING CHOKED ON MY SALIVA LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT I FREACKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS THE BEST ANIMATIC IN THE HISTORE OF BMC ANIMATICS JSOSJSLSN *dies*