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[@MultiCavis]

As a Patriots fan, I would give the team an archive of every camera angle of every classic Navy game along with the team playbooks. Belichick would spend the offseason absolutely enraptured by the classic film study and someone else could handle the draft and free agent signings. He'd finish just in time for OTAs, refreshed and energized for the new season. We'd probably have some weird wingback plays once a game, but otherwise it's the cleanest way to get the glory of Coach Belichick without the pain of GM Belichick.

[@ezhalofan]

For the Rams, I’d give them 4 quarters, just to remind them that there are 4 quarters in a game so to stop letting teams back in the game in the 4th quarter

[@lil_bro_uf]

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[@RESPECTED_EDITZ]

When I first checked the Rams vs Commanders game it was 0-20 rams winning When I checked final score 20-26 only scoring a touchdown the rest of the game

[@campbellsmith3802]

I cheered for us to lose last night and as a Saints fan I despise the Rams. We need to lose enough games to get Jaiden. Please God let us get Jaiden.

[@DaSwimmer21]

And some bubble wrap for Kupp and Stafford

[@Xcite343.-.]

I’d gift that to Matt Ryan

[@kingquackington5301]

I thought the cardinals needed batteries to keep Kylers Xbox controllers awake for when he's off the field. I guess that works too though

[@arnavmohan389]

0:09 dolphins 0:24 bills 0:37 patriots 0:46 jets 1:07 ravens 1:25 browns 1:41 Bengals 2:03 steelers 2:25 jags 2:51 colts 3:08 texans 3:17 titans 3:34 chiefs 3:41 broncos 3:55 raiders 4:06 chargers 4:50 eagles 4:59 cowboys 5:13 giants 5:18 commanders 5:32 lions 5:37 packers 5:48 vikings 5:55 bears 6:05 buccaneers 6:10 falcons 6:17 saints 6:21 panthers 6:33 40 whiners 6:55 rams 7:08 seahawks aka my fav team 7:21 Cardinals

[@JKennedy0204]

Super Bowl 49

[@arnavmohan389]

@@JKennedy0204 super bowl 48 👌👌👌 Super bowl 49 is the worst nightmare

[@HowBoutThemCowboys_]

What the hell did we do to you ohhhhhhhh week 13 got it

[@arnavmohan389]

@@HowBoutThemCowboys_ you mean what the refs did to us

[@HowBoutThemCowboys_]

@@arnavmohan389 ehhh. Crazy Game tho. Thanks for beating the eagles. Or Rat Birds is what I call them

[@DumbAndDumberMC]

As a Panthers fan that better not be a minimum amount gift card because we got a lot to fix over here

[@elijahpatterson2596]

As a Saints fan, we need a pink slip for our HC and OC. I am tired of people blaming Carr for our problems. There's so much you can do with coaches with a combined seven brain cells.

[@broplays-ud4gt]

Who dat but that is true who dat

[@BigMan0317]

Ong as a saints fan get rid of pete

[@fuhbox]

That’s Dennis Allen football for ya

[@BigMan0317]

@@fuhbox a defensive head coach that can’t coach defense

[@fuhbox]

@@BigMan0317 i wonder what other hc that reminds me of… oh wait he got fired

[@Jungus69]

Dude I love jack links, so happy you got them sponsoring you, it's perfect

[@JJ_THE_GOAT9]

Same

[@adhamsmithninercards8133]

As a niner fan that crack about Cowboys jerseys was on point and needed to be said 😂.

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

I was born in 1972 and grew up as a part of the rivalry that started between the two teams around the time. To say that the two teams haven't gotten even one Super Bowl trophy between them in a combined 55+ campaigns is surreal to me.

[@adhamsmithninercards8133]

@ashleighelizabeth5916 a whole paragraph and you managed to add absolutely nothing to the conversion, that is amazing 👏 be proud of that you are a clever person and you have not only wasted our time but as you were casually writing a novel to basically say "hey everyone I am 50 something years old" without saying that your wasted time is that much more difficult to justify. Congratulations your today's "|$#!+ £u€k of the week"

[@EthanCole2009]

@@adhamsmithninercards8133why?

[@EthanCole2009]

Yeah and it was true 💀

[@hofacuna]

As a Panthers fan we should have been David Tepper selling the team 😂

[@rileyosborne2694]

Yes, someone needs to get him to stop Teppering with OUR team.

[@ryancampbell4456]

I think our gift should just to have this year end early.

[@bullproductionsofficial]

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[@jamilamathis2763]

As a Steeler fan that would be the perfect present for us! A wide receiver that’s good AND WITH SOME DAMN SENSE!!

[@shannonmaginity3497]

Not sure how to feel as a Lions fan about our gift. I think just having Sam Laporta is gift enough!

[@zachlor4579]

Also wouldn't that mean they would have to kidnap Taylor for this to happen?

[@nathanielsmith5976]

Why would we want Taylor?

[@NameN0tFound]

@@nathanielsmith5976If The Lions had her, they’d finally get some calls going their way.

[@gunwrencher1566]

We already have our own Taylor, Taylor Decker.😂

[@mitchellkiteley8688]

The best thing that someone could give the Lions for Christmas is a win against the Minnesota Vikings so the Lions could win their first division title in 30 YEARS!

[@Ice_cube7117]

we need a Benchwarmerbran/Wyattzworld/Tom Grossi collab

[@LeCommieBoi]

No Brandon Perna?

[@LilyMaeBlossom]

@@LeCommieBoi The internet might just collapse if you throw Perna in there too.

[@LeCommieBoi]

@@LilyMaeBlossom True dat.

[@Thatnormalguy774]

This is very true

[@The_Cali_State]

Bengals gift should be a solid O-Line

[@TDG350]

Bro the “ho ho ho” had me rolling for no reason

[@Noodle_7607]

Definitely did have me laughing

[@TDG350]

Brandon pls start every video with thst

[@AttackOnWeeb]

As a Falcons Fan, Army Training was perfect 😂

[@atl7411]

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[@NJFireDepartment]

As a giants fan I agree with your decision on our gift, Tommy is better then Daniel by a MILE.

[@endinator730]

That's what I'm saying bro. It should have been cutlets for Tommy Devito

[@spidamitchell8311]

And cheaper

[@RESPECTED_EDITZ]

As a Lions fan, our present has to be us at least getting to the championship game, maybe even a Super Bowl because we haven’t made one yet💀

[@lukabearry1826]

"Shohei Ohtani is in their city now" poor Los Angeles Angels, completely deserved but feels bad

[@KenC4242]

Came here looking for this I was like wait what?? He’s been in LA, I wanted them to go to Vegas, but the A’s beat them to it

[@renyk4903]

Happy Holidays, Benchwarmers!!🎉

[@GoatedBill17]

As a bears fan, a hypothetical harbaugh has never sounded better

[@a7xdisturbed774]

As a niners fan, I would like to see CMC win an MVP sometime in his career

[@Crush1084]

Panthers fan- same. I think it's gotta be him or Hill. None of the QBs deserve it over them imo

[@bendubz9000]

I would sacrifice either of CMC or Purdy winning MVP to get Kyle COTY though

[@Dumplingprodz]

The Tyreek one is crazy

[@christianbanta9242]

I want to get five likes

[@MNMTheRealThickShady]

Well since you asked so nicely.

[@AridanMcmurry-hc1nb]

Up to 8

[@patrioticjaguar7088]

Too bad

[@xzaviuraurai]

I want you to get 100

[@jacked4080]

I got you 41

[@nintendobaby3567]

Merry Christmas

[@codyboyle8336]

Loved the Lions gift. Fantastic work.

[@Kodanotcody364]

Bro bran been pumping out that content. Your doing great bruh

[@DeadhunterThe]

You should get the Cowboys an engraved plaque of the infamous poem "Casey at Bat." Cause that's just our situation. We play decently during the season, manage to squeak in, get our hopes up, but then strike out when it matters most.

[@TillmanStudios]

As an Eagles fan, I think we need Dan Lenning as our DC and we need to steal Todd Monken from Baltimore. And maybe adding McConkey, Bullard, and Lassisster will help as well. We just need more Dawg related people!

[@technogamer1686]

“For the Denver Broncos, Nikola Jokic.” I fuckin died 😂😂😂

[@henrysteiner8136]

Shoehei was already playing in LA!!!!!

[@BeastMode_Fr]

Branta clause is tuff

[@romanjennings5335]

Cardinals: a Defensive Linemen Falcons: a belt for each player to whoop Arthur smith’s ass Ravens: One year of being fully healthy Bills: Prime Von Miller Panthers: Weapons to threaten David Tepper to sell the team Bears: Marvin Harrison Jr. Bengals: Joe burrow to be ambidextrous Browns: a full refund for Deshaun Watson’s Contract Cowboys: a elite player so they can actually beat a winning team Broncos: a Defensive Linemen Lions: A super bowl win Packers: a new DC Texans: a playoff spot Colts: a one year immunity potion for Anthony Richardson Jaguars: Time Machine to pick someone else for the 2022 draft Chiefs: a wide receiver so Mahomes can stop bitchin’ Raiders: a offensive linemen Chargers: Jim Harbaugh Rams: a edge rusher Dolphins: a Tight end for their explosive offense Vikings: a metal achilles for Kirk Cousins Patriots: Caleb Williams Saints: a new coaching staff Giants: a offensive line Jets: a offensive line Eagles: Therapy for your fans Steelers: Drake Maye 49ers: A kicker Seahawks: the legion of boom for one year Buccaneers: Bruce Arians Titans: Taylor Lewan Commanders: a Rebuild

[@maskedman5657]

Tony Pollard, Dak Prescott, or Ceedee Lamb aren't elite? Anyway as a jags I'm still kinda hoping that Walker works out. Such a missed opportunity

[@SusanSloate]

Thanks for suggesting Caleb Williams go to the Patriots. As someone who has Bears fans in their family, after this past week, I would send him there myself. Gift-wrapped.

[@ziggymcdougal]

The Broncos gift had me in hysterics

[@brysonsteadham9029]

As a falcons fan I think author smith shaving his mustache is the beginning of a chain of events that will lead to a falcon post season

[@choosecarefully408]

The Bills ran with Dorsey as OC. Someone did an analysis & found out the problem wasn't the amount of runs: it was the formations they ran out of. *Both* of them. Literally. Two formations. Total. Similar ones to each other too. Now with what we've learned about McDermott, we can't even be sure this wasn't _his_ interfering in the play-calling since he doesn't trust anything he can't understand, like all offensive play-calling.

[@themauler1599]

7:22 Conspiracy? Have *you* ever seen two birds in one stone at the same time?

[@raging_crocodile2081]

The Seahawks would like more packs of gum for Pete Carroll

[@kalqul8er]

As a Vikings fan we need a history book, so that we dont repeat the past and pull a Brett Farve on Aaron Rodgers

[@TheWill.Suttie45]

The Carr joke 💀

[@xoasis3214]

As an eagles fan, I want Shane Steichen back for Christmas

[@gunwrencher1566]

As a 49ers fan, the MVP for Purdy.

[@iNukedNewVegas]

I feel like Houston got the best gift lmao

[@alphabuckeyelion2233]

All I want for Christmas is an NFC North division title

[@rmorderator]

that ohtani joke almost made me spit my toast out good one lol

[@anthonythanghe4755]

According to Joel Klatt, Harbough will not be going to the bears while their front office remains the same… and the owner loves their front office.

[@DDQ75]

As a Steelers fan all I want is a pink slip for our entire coaching staff

[@LilyMaeBlossom]

I still question how your coaching staff thought it was a good idea to not run the clock against the Bengals. As a Bengals fan, I was just waiting for the Steelers to stop throwing incompletes and just march on us for a quick and easy 41-11.

[@Calm_Cat77]

3:41 my Denver bros

[@epfsixucsoip2926]

I love how the lions of all teams were the only ones he didn’t roast

[@cubufcfan]

5:55 Mike Tomlin

[@cubesquared7808]

As a chiefs fan, i'd give them some towels... so they can wipe the butter off their fingers loved the video! love these long form videos. they're great.

[@lisadooley3872]

You nailed it!!! He needs to know where the line is to line up!! I would stick with what you gave my team the Chiefs with a coloring book so that they learn where the lines are to properly line up!!!

[@HudsonForonda]

Can you please get the Cowboys a Super Bowl? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brycedunlap298]

As a life long titans fan, I would've appreciated getting an O-line that doesn't have the structural integrity of a burnt oak leaf, but this is about correct. I'm glad we at least seemingly got a QB with promise and someone that can sort of take over for derrick henry, because the star power on this offense is almost 100 years old between two players. We are so screwed

[@marvelmatt6]

As a giants fan, I just wanna make our hero happy. Get Tommy D some home cooked chicken cutlets.

[@SAndres316]

7:03 As my friend reminded me tonight... HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!

[@house_listrom5669]

The Aaron Rogers dog muzzle joke had me dying😂😂😂

[@Daddy_Carti]

Love this dude

[@michaelgeiter57]

As a Steelers fan, I would love that gift. It would be so nice to have a good receiver who just wants to play football and win games and not make tiktoks or throw tantrums. Also if you want to throw a competent OC we would love that too.

[@sir_captainmorgan]

Wild that he predicted the Rodger’s drama inadvertently

[@theteeman]

Bran always finds a way to give us a good laugh. Good gift idea for each team going into Xmas! Pats fan here, they also need a luck charm.

[@KinGxSTuDx]

I would love if Bengals played in the NFC South. Such a bad division that my Bengals would most certainly be #1 for years to come & I could watch them once a year in Florida every year 🤣

[@mariofam5739]

Keaton Mitchel and dobbins

[@Bigoski1]

I love how the Lions one wasn’t even bad but really a compliment 😂

[@johndomoe3735]

As a 49ers fan I have to say, atleast we haven't been claiming it's our year for literally my entire 31 years of existence.

[@LilyMaeBlossom]

To be fair the Eagles did kinda mean ball the 9ers last year. Who knows, may have been a Super Bowl if they didn't single-handedly injure the 9ers last backup QB and then some.

[@Thatrandomguy598]

I swear, if you don’t say Panthers present is a win you’re crazy

[@isuckateverythinglol5119]

As a bengals fan I just found something to add to my Christmas list

[@kmcg2868]

I would give the rams a mid free agent to waste 5 first round picks on like every Christmas

[@Sabre912]

For the entire NFC west we got our christmas present early this year ... LMAO!!!!

[@LB10FNFC]

Bro the Vikings need a rocket ship for Robert Joshua Dobbs just cuz he is an astronaut

[@julianmendoza5287]

As a Giants fan, I would give them extra money to give to Tommy Devito's agent so that he can work his mafia magic.

[@prowrestlingarchivist7310]

The gift I will give my team (Commanders) would be a DVD of the first Godfather, but have the tape set at the last 20 minutes of the movie so that the whole coaching staff (and any malcontent players who’ve quit on the season) can understand what time the fans are on. 😏

[@bonthecuber]

So generous of him!!!!

[@matthewdavis5588]

I would love for Aaron Rodgers to train Dobbins so he can come back to play. Make it happen!

[@HeyItsLeemo]

REAL BEST TIGHT END IN THE NFL GO LIONS

[@ThanasisAntetokounmpo43]

I hate how people think that the Texans should have the oilers jerseys because the oilers were the TENNESSEE oilers and Tennessee had the jerseys

[@ChrisJackson36]

I think your gift to the falcons is perfect.

[@Icedupdan]

Depending how much the gift card is for the Panthers It will work lmaoo

[@tjsheppard4141]

As a D-Boys fan I'm lmao with the retro electronics

[@just_gut]

Hey, it's one day in the future and the Chargers managed to choke away yet another game. Absolutely wild.

[@SportsPROD275]

Best KZbinr in my opinion

[@albertdehaven5285]

As a diehard viking fan love the padlock but you might need to make it a multi Jefferson ,hunter,wonum, and maybe cousins and few more guys we need to keep both kj Osborne and a set of balls for koc to call offensive plays with a killer instinct

[@AaronSmith92]

Kyler Murray would use those batteries for his PS5 controller

[@kwasi.a]

Branta Claus is coming to town! 🤣

[@scouthedog]

Loperamide is what the cowboys need cuz we’re dealing with a lot of running

[@2128jrandall]

As a Bears fan, yes! Just yes. Give us Harbaugh, MHJ, keep Fields, and boot both Eberflus and definitely Getsy!

[@cshoopla]

I'm surprised he didn't go a COD Kyler murray route with the cardinals 😂

[@connercantone2302]

I’d give my rams a circular room to show them they need corners

[@TheCosmicCruz]

If I were a nfl Santa I would give packers more qb’s just to annoy them =)

[@patrickmastin3657]

Thanks for making such good content!

[@chrisyentastic379]

Goddamn it. Now I want to see a 7ft Jokic at QB

[@aaronkuhlman1392]

As a Chiefs fan, I'd give functional hands. We need to CATCH

[@eng5002]

I’d give batteries to my eagles so we can all throw them at Desai and Johnson

[@JB-tl8rj]

As a Ravens fan I would like Aaron Rodgers to focus his healing efforts on Keaton Mitchell instead becuase he is the new RB1 and that injury was really nasty. Plus I don't think Dobnins is coming back for next year and Mitchell's injury could also affect his performance next season. Also The Cowboys need the Brandon Perna Curse Wheel, so they can use it's Dark Magic to curse their playoff opponents.

[@BobJoe-ht7qd]

I like how he said for our Packers I like to do that to Barry

[@depressedvikingsfan18LIX]

A mechanic because the Saints really need to fix their car😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chaoslegend415]

As a 49ers Fan I want them to have Bubble Wrap to protect their players at all costs..specifically Trent Williams and Christian McCaffrey..

[@Sauce.1]

Bro really just added an entire nba team to an nfl team

[@TheRook__if]

Missed opportunity for you to say batteries for the Cardinals for Kyler Murray’s XBox controller.

[@heathribera9196]

As a University of Washington fan, I loved the commanders gift

[@jpt7152]

Mooom where’s the blender