Christmas Gifts for EVERY NFL Team!

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[@ezhalofan]

For the Rams, I’d give them 4 quarters, just to remind them that there are 4 quarters in a game so to stop letting teams back in the game in the 4th quarter

[@lil_bro_uf]

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[@RESPECTEDITZreal]

When I first checked the Rams vs Commanders game it was 0-20 rams winning When I checked final score 20-26 only scoring a touchdown the rest of the game

[@campbellsmith3802]

I cheered for us to lose last night and as a Saints fan I despise the Rams. We need to lose enough games to get Jaiden. Please God let us get Jaiden.

[@DaSwimmer21]

And some bubble wrap for Kupp and Stafford

[@Xcite343.-.]

I’d gift that to Matt Ryan

[@kingquackington5301]

I thought the cardinals needed batteries to keep Kylers Xbox controllers awake for when he's off the field. I guess that works too though

[@MultiCavis]

As a Patriots fan, I would give the team an archive of every camera angle of every classic Navy game along with the team playbooks. Belichick would spend the offseason absolutely enraptured by the classic film study and someone else could handle the draft and free agent signings. He'd finish just in time for OTAs, refreshed and energized for the new season. We'd probably have some weird wingback plays once a game, but otherwise it's the cleanest way to get the glory of Coach Belichick without the pain of GM Belichick.

[@DumbAndDumberMC]

As a Panthers fan that better not be a minimum amount gift card because we got a lot to fix over here

[@arnavmohan389]

0:09 dolphins 0:24 bills 0:37 patriots 0:46 jets 1:07 ravens 1:25 browns 1:41 Bengals 2:03 steelers 2:25 jags 2:51 colts 3:08 texans 3:17 titans 3:34 chiefs 3:41 broncos 3:55 raiders 4:06 chargers 4:50 eagles 4:59 cowboys 5:13 giants 5:18 commanders 5:32 lions 5:37 packers 5:48 vikings 5:55 bears 6:05 buccaneers 6:10 falcons 6:17 saints 6:21 panthers 6:33 40 whiners 6:55 rams 7:08 seahawks aka my fav team 7:21 Cardinals

[@JKennedy0204]

Super Bowl 49

[@arnavmohan389]

@@JKennedy0204 super bowl 48 👌👌👌 Super bowl 49 is the worst nightmare

[@HowBoutThemCowboys_]

What the hell did we do to you ohhhhhhhh week 13 got it

[@arnavmohan389]

@@HowBoutThemCowboys_ you mean what the refs did to us

[@HowBoutThemCowboys_]

@@arnavmohan389 ehhh. Crazy Game tho. Thanks for beating the eagles. Or Rat Birds is what I call them

[@elijahpatterson2596]

As a Saints fan, we need a pink slip for our HC and OC. I am tired of people blaming Carr for our problems. There's so much you can do with coaches with a combined seven brain cells.

[@broplays-ud4gt]

Who dat but that is true who dat

[@BigMan0317]

Ong as a saints fan get rid of pete

[@fuhbox]

That’s Dennis Allen football for ya

[@BigMan0317]

@@fuhbox a defensive head coach that can’t coach defense

[@fuhbox]

@@BigMan0317 i wonder what other hc that reminds me of… oh wait he got fired

[@adhamsmithninercards8133]

As a niner fan that crack about Cowboys jerseys was on point and needed to be said 😂.

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

I was born in 1972 and grew up as a part of the rivalry that started between the two teams around the time. To say that the two teams haven't gotten even one Super Bowl trophy between them in a combined 55+ campaigns is surreal to me.

[@adhamsmithninercards8133]

@ashleighelizabeth5916 a whole paragraph and you managed to add absolutely nothing to the conversion, that is amazing 👏 be proud of that you are a clever person and you have not only wasted our time but as you were casually writing a novel to basically say "hey everyone I am 50 something years old" without saying that your wasted time is that much more difficult to justify. Congratulations your today's "|$#!+ £u€k of the week"

[@EthanCole2009]

@@adhamsmithninercards8133why?

[@EthanCole2009]

Yeah and it was true 💀

[@The_Cali_State]

Bengals gift should be a solid O-Line

[@LukemanO8]

Dude I love jack links, so happy you got them sponsoring you, it's perfect

[@shannonmaginity3497]

Not sure how to feel as a Lions fan about our gift. I think just having Sam Laporta is gift enough!

[@zachlor4579]

Also wouldn't that mean they would have to kidnap Taylor for this to happen?

[@nathanielsmith5976]

Why would we want Taylor?

[@NameN0tFound]

@@nathanielsmith5976If The Lions had her, they’d finally get some calls going their way.

[@gunwrencher1566]

We already have our own Taylor, Taylor Decker.😂

[@mitchellkiteley8688]

The best thing that someone could give the Lions for Christmas is a win against the Minnesota Vikings so the Lions could win their first division title in 30 YEARS!

[@JustJavonta]

As a Falcons Fan, Army Training was perfect 😂

[@atl7411]

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[@jamilamathis2763]

As a Steeler fan that would be the perfect present for us! A wide receiver that’s good AND WITH SOME DAMN SENSE!!

[@blindcodgamer]

we need a Benchwarmerbran/Wyattzworld/Tom Grossi collab

[@LeCommieBoi]

No Brandon Perna?

[@LilyMaeBlossom]

@@LeCommieBoi The internet might just collapse if you throw Perna in there too.

[@LeCommieBoi]

@@LilyMaeBlossom True dat.

[@Thatnormalguy774]

This is very true

[@Xcite343.-.]

As a bengals fan, thank you so much

[@zachmatchinski1764]

As someone who works with birds for a living, I appreciate you wanting to change the Seahawks mascot, and I have to agree that the Seattle Skuas would be wonderful

[@renyk4903]

Happy Holidays, Benchwarmers!!🎉

[@NJFireDepartment]

As a giants fan I agree with your decision on our gift, Tommy is better then Daniel by a MILE.

[@endinator730]

That's what I'm saying bro. It should have been cutlets for Tommy Devito

[@spidamitchell8311]

And cheaper

[@convoluted_pfeifer]

I love that Bran keeps coming up with the most clever and witty stuff to say. Keep up this great work, love your videos!

[@Kodanotcody364]

Bro bran been pumping out that content. Your doing great bruh

[@codyboyle8336]

Loved the Lions gift. Fantastic work.

[@TDG350]

Bro the “ho ho ho” had me rolling for no reason

[@Noodle_7607]

Definitely did have me laughing

[@TDG350]

Brandon pls start every video with thst

[@Daddy_Carti]

Love this dude

[@a7xdisturbed774]

As a niners fan, I would like to see CMC win an MVP sometime in his career

[@Crush1084]

Panthers fan- same. I think it's gotta be him or Hill. None of the QBs deserve it over them imo

[@bendubz9000]

I would sacrifice either of CMC or Purdy winning MVP to get Kyle COTY though

[@GoatedBill17]

As a bears fan, a hypothetical harbaugh has never sounded better

[@patrickmastin3657]

Thanks for making such good content!

[@bonthecuber]

So generous of him!!!!

[@Axe_Raider09]

Would love to see this for the NBA

[@uTubeNoITube]

For the Pistons: 2 more losses so they can set the record for worst team ever and join the 2008 Lions. 😂

[@RESPECTEDITZreal]

As a Lions fan, our present has to be us at least getting to the championship game, maybe even a Super Bowl because we haven’t made one yet💀

[@All_Beef_Hotdog]

As a Lions fan, I appreciate the love to LaPorta and the shade at Kelce

[@Julia-qv5ls]

A new mascot for the Seahawks? How about a University of Washington (the one in Seattle) quarterback? Love Geno but would really like to see Penix Jr under the tree. Hell, if he keeps playing like he is, Jake Browning is also a good option

[@theteeman]

Bran always finds a way to give us a good laugh. Good gift idea for each team going into Xmas! Pats fan here, they also need a luck charm.

[@Dumplingprodz]

The Tyreek one is crazy

[@uhhhmaeve]

Fully agree on the Shane Steichen blank check, sign him for LIFE for the stuff he's done in Indy Imagine what this man is gonna do with a healthy AR, it's gonna be nuts

[@slowpoke7268]

0:00 Yo thanks for the shout out to my mother! Much appreciated! 🙏 🙏 🙏

[@lisadooley3872]

You nailed it!!! He needs to know where the line is to line up!! I would stick with what you gave my team the Chiefs with a coloring book so that they learn where the lines are to properly line up!!!

[@BeastMode_Fr]

Branta clause is tuff

[@nintendobaby3567]

Merry Christmas

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your videos, and as a Raiders fan, I agree, lol

[@TillmanStudios]

As an Eagles fan, I think we need Dan Lenning as our DC and we need to steal Todd Monken from Baltimore. And maybe adding McConkey, Bullard, and Lassisster will help as well. We just need more Dawg related people!

[@romanjennings5335]

Cardinals: a Defensive Linemen Falcons: a belt for each player to whoop Arthur smith’s ass Ravens: One year of being fully healthy Bills: Prime Von Miller Panthers: Weapons to threaten David Tepper to sell the team Bears: Marvin Harrison Jr. Bengals: Joe burrow to be ambidextrous Browns: a full refund for Deshaun Watson’s Contract Cowboys: a elite player so they can actually beat a winning team Broncos: a Defensive Linemen Lions: A super bowl win Packers: a new DC Texans: a playoff spot Colts: a one year immunity potion for Anthony Richardson Jaguars: Time Machine to pick someone else for the 2022 draft Chiefs: a wide receiver so Mahomes can stop bitchin’ Raiders: a offensive linemen Chargers: Jim Harbaugh Rams: a edge rusher Dolphins: a Tight end for their explosive offense Vikings: a metal achilles for Kirk Cousins Patriots: Caleb Williams Saints: a new coaching staff Giants: a offensive line Jets: a offensive line Eagles: Therapy for your fans Steelers: Drake Maye 49ers: A kicker Seahawks: the legion of boom for one year Buccaneers: Bruce Arians Titans: Taylor Lewan Commanders: a Rebuild

[@maskedman5657]

Tony Pollard, Dak Prescott, or Ceedee Lamb aren't elite? Anyway as a jags I'm still kinda hoping that Walker works out. Such a missed opportunity

[@tjsheppard4141]

As a D-Boys fan I'm lmao with the retro electronics

[@Irrelevant_Pinecone]

Wyatt’s gift to you was this video idea

[@benchwarmerbran]

Wyatt’s the homie, but I’ve had this idea in the holster for a while. Just so happened that we uploaded em like a day apart 😂

[@xoasis3214]

As an eagles fan, I want Shane Steichen back for Christmas

[@henrysteiner8136]

Shoehei was already playing in LA!!!!!

[@lukabearry1826]

"Shohei Ohtani is in their city now" poor Los Angeles Angels, completely deserved but feels bad

[@KenC4242]

Came here looking for this I was like wait what?? He’s been in LA, I wanted them to go to Vegas, but the A’s beat them to it

[@thegeneralreggie]

This is hilarious!

[@Bertfishing24]

As a falcons fan I would give them Jayden Daniels or any other qb except for Ridder and maybe a new coach as a stocking stuffer

[@Realalexostrowski]

I love how the Lions one wasn’t even bad but really a compliment 😂

[@HeyItsLeemo]

REAL BEST TIGHT END IN THE NFL GO LIONS

[@SAndres316]

7:03 As my friend reminded me tonight... HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!

[@awells215]

Merry Christmas Eve

[@DeadhunterThe]

You should get the Cowboys an engraved plaque of the infamous poem "Casey at Bat." Cause that's just our situation. We play decently during the season, manage to squeak in, get our hopes up, but then strike out when it matters most.

[@ziggymcdougal]

The Broncos gift had me in hysterics

[@nkennedy09]

Sadly Tyreek isn't even the worst offender, Xavien Howard currently fighting 4 paternity suits lol

[@redcade1516]

As a cowboys fan I think we need a note to be cautious while eating and really doing anything cause we keep choking

[@kalqul8er]

As a Vikings fan we need a history book, so that we dont repeat the past and pull a Brett Farve on Aaron Rodgers

[@TBGames23BM]

As a Steelers fan, can we have a new coaching staff? Also, Rudolph the Steelers qb Has been overlooked for years And if he does really good Tomlin might be on his way out All of the other teams Used to call him trash We never let poor Rudolph Play in any Steelers games Then really close to Christmas Eve, coach t came to say Rudolph it’s is your time, show the fans that you can shine Then all the Steelers loved him, as he led them to a win Rudolph the Steelers qb You’ll make everyone happy

[@TDproductions378]

That Washington line was cold😂

[@WitheredIce]

As a Lions fan I completely agree with that gift

[@uTubeNoITube]

Brilliant.

[@JonathanMerlinSymmank]

Fax on the Texans.

[@isuckateverythinglol5119]

As a bengals fan I just found something to add to my Christmas list

[@cubesquared7808]

As a chiefs fan, i'd give them some towels... so they can wipe the butter off their fingers loved the video! love these long form videos. they're great.

[@BenDaUnicorn]

As a Packer fan, that was far better than anything I expected😂

[@cshoopla]

I'm surprised he didn't go a COD Kyler murray route with the cardinals 😂

[@Neon_Koopa]

Ok that Saints joke was funny 😂

[@house_listrom5669]

The Aaron Rogers dog muzzle joke had me dying😂😂😂

[@DDQ75]

As a Steelers fan all I want is a pink slip for our entire coaching staff

[@LilyMaeBlossom]

I still question how your coaching staff thought it was a good idea to not run the clock against the Bengals. As a Bengals fan, I was just waiting for the Steelers to stop throwing incompletes and just march on us for a quick and easy 41-11.

[@SportsPROD275]

Best KZbinr in my opinion

[@bobthekow7547]

As a Packer fan, the blender was an amazing gift. Thank you!

[@Inconsistent_memes]

Berry blender

[@rmorderator]

that ohtani joke almost made me spit my toast out good one lol

[@gunwrencher1566]

As a 49ers fan, the MVP for Purdy.

[@alphabuckeyelion2233]

All I want for Christmas is an NFC North division title

[@SordidBison]

As a panthers fan Thanks man appreciate it

[@ChasingChampionships]

Thank you for the blender we will use it

[@kimhuett2119]

Could Minnesota please have some Robocop legs for Kirk Cousins. That way we never need worry about his Achilles tendons ever again, plus he could become a mobile quarterback (imagine trying to bring down somebody with Robocop legs), PLUS he would be able to take over all kicking duties so the Vikings never miss an extra point or field goal ever again.

[@mariofam5739]

Keaton Mitchel and dobbins

[@marvelmatt6]

As a giants fan, I just wanna make our hero happy. Get Tommy D some home cooked chicken cutlets.

[@user-zv4lf7ij6h]

I love your channel

[@epfsixucsoip2926]

I love how the lions of all teams were the only ones he didn’t roast

[@ZlickShorts]

The name puns are actually wiillld

[@harrisg96]

You have to do an AFC South check in! As a Texans fan we need more love😭😂

[@zachary8257]

i thought the cardinals batteries were for kyler's controllers for COD

[@themauler1599]

7:22 Conspiracy? Have *you* ever seen two birds in one stone at the same time?

[@TheRealMXG]

Wyatt’s gonna get you for this one 😭

[@sonnyD1987]

Best ones were dishwater to replace Bowles and mechanic to fix Carr

[@_miseenplace23]

As an eagles fan I want to give them a pop Warner coach so they can go over the basics and fundamentals of tackling

[@brysonsteadham9029]

As a falcons fan I think author smith shaving his mustache is the beginning of a chain of events that will lead to a falcon post season

[@Lego_King7]

3:41 my Denver bros

[@KinGxSTuDx]

I would love if Bengals played in the NFC South. Such a bad division that my Bengals would most certainly be #1 for years to come & I could watch them once a year in Florida every year 🤣

[@daltonreilly8676]

Nikola throwing it to AG in the red zone would be deadly and it’s just what the broncos need.

[@choosecarefully408]

The Bills ran with Dorsey as OC. Someone did an analysis & found out the problem wasn't the amount of runs: it was the formations they ran out of. *Both* of them. Literally. Two formations. Total. Similar ones to each other too. Now with what we've learned about McDermott, we can't even be sure this wasn't _his_ interfering in the play-calling since he doesn't trust anything he can't understand, like all offensive play-calling.

[@zigzag321go]

As a jets fan, I would give the team a hole that perfectly shapes Aaron Rogers. Then I would send Rogers a note inviting him to a darkness retreat at the same location.

[@decorummortis5175]

As a niners fan that makes me laugh and cry

[@GamerballerYT]

I’d give my favorite team instructions on how to stop the run

[@dimez_prodYT]

dog muzzle for rodgers is crazy😅😅

[@shaneweisberg6884]

I actually got Jack Links for Christmas

[@prowrestlingarchivist7310]

The gift I will give my team (Commanders) would be a DVD of the first Godfather, but have the tape set at the last 20 minutes of the movie so that the whole coaching staff (and any malcontent players who’ve quit on the season) can understand what time the fans are on. 😏

[@leadfootjohnny5851]

The mechanic joke was too good

[@michaelgeiter57]

As a Steelers fan, I would love that gift. It would be so nice to have a good receiver who just wants to play football and win games and not make tiktoks or throw tantrums. Also if you want to throw a competent OC we would love that too.