Christmas Knockoff Chewout!! Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews 176

Cheeky non-violent knockoff rundown of the nastiest tat available this Chrimbo!
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[@MrFedoraFilm]

13:26 JobbytheHong actually received your 6 In One Morphing Robot, that you gave to a fan, in his November 2019 fail box.

[@WhnNinjasAttack]

"Decade of Night terrors" Hey that's a pretty good band name too.

[@TheRealHiboman]

Debut album: Johnny Sixyearold and His Mum

[@remyrichardson8614]

And also "Innocence Destroyers." EDIT: Also, "Firenado."

[@henryfanforever1414]

So is “Thrusting Pose”!

[@HockeymaskguyV]

8:42 is this way my dad cried when I got masterpiece Prowl

[@steelshadowsshenanigans1884]

L.O.L.

[@tomprime3805]

brilliant 😂 i used to work at b&m an had to stack that crap on the shelves. atleast on rare occasions some official bayverse figs came in at low prices. by the way b&m stands for broken an mouldy if u ask the staff lol

[@MathewHaswell]

One time, I saw all of the Sky Reign limb-bots. No Sky Lynx though.

[@masterbison8957]

1:51 that's not a CE marking,it's his people's symbol for " hope".

[@masterbison8957]

i will find a name for him.i will find it,shadow.i will find it. I WILL FIND IT !!!

[@rubikthegeek2138]

LOL

[@Manjustman_25806]

Nice reference but the movie was still shit, you can fight me on this but you will lose

[@masterbison8957]

@@Manjustman_25806 Couldn't care less about that movie, so feel free to shit all over it.

[@TheUnknownGruntProductions]

@@masterbison8957 what movie was it?

[@MaQuGo119]

Came for Transformers stayed for the beard

[@orvillechen9722]

MaQuGo119 same

[@makhond2498]

His a tall dwarf

[@blwnmny1]

Agreed

[@BubblesTheBard]

i had a good chuckle at henry ford because of how accurate it is

[@shieldcaptain54]

"And of course he wields the legendary axe that shoots caveman clubs!" danm dude that got me good.

[@mediahoodreviews4110]

I died at "Smash that F***in' like button!!" Too funny for words!

[@NightmareZerogbs]

"They are literally vermin" always gets me xD

[@TakeWalker]

Surprised you didn't go with "Bowel & Movement", that was my first thought. :B

[@Transfixed]

lol mine too

[@toygrind]

Ooh, not bad!

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Also, bastards and misleaders.

[@MandoYote]

Hi furry

[@BagOfMagicFood]

​@@toygrind I would have assumed you'd used that one before

[@tfriggink314]

Thew, I gotta tell you, you are rapidly becoming my favorite reviewer of anything on KZbin. Your videos are concise and hilarious, and I am dying for more. Well done, sir.

[@danmccarthy4700]

I watched his review of the Scorpion Alien as a test to see if he could keep my attention throughout a review of something I wouldn't normally care about and I was still thoroughly entertained for the whole thing. Thew's the best reviewer of anything on KZbin.

[@Fanrule]

"Two wrongs can't make me give a shit." is my new slogan XD

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

I need a local Billy and Mandy in my country.

[@MetalCheeseDeathAttack]

fred fredburger yes

[@br7hm0ment61]

Transformers prime-monster anyone?

[@ninjadanny628]

Same

[@weirdtrot2844]

DJ Prime same

[@neon_lavander]

DJ Prime you don't know what you got until it's gone ( no B&M)

[@QueenStodge]

I'm definetly getting Morphotron. Last I checked he was £6.99 and on clearance.

[@MindsEdge]

Hey Queen would you snag me one as well, I'll happily pay whatever shipping charges are involved to get my hands on that big, black and green bruiser bot.

[@QueenStodge]

Hey MindsEdge as much as I would like to help you, I can't. Sorry

[@Groggimus_Prime]

Queen Stodge I bought one of them off eBay the other year and it was falling apart and broken when it arrived.

[@QueenStodge]

Well it is a bootleg.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Nobody wanted them enough for $10?? Dang.

[@lyokomajor]

Some idiot at a local comic convention tried to pass off Morphotron as a legit Sixshot figure at his booth. Everytime I told him it was a KO, he denied it saying it was a TRU exclusive.

[@TFanPage101]

HaHa, really?

[@drfreakoman9976]

@@TFanPage101 is this deja vu?

[@TFanPage101]

@@drfreakoman9976 Maybe

[@ZstackZip]

B r u h

[@drshockwave]

met the spy

[@dunkanbulk14]

on the first day of christmas santhew claus gave to me

[@proud_emmerian6510]

dunkanbulk14 A bunch of fucking bootlegs

[@th3rasave]

dunkanbulk14 and one thousand fits of uncontrollable laughter

[@remyrichardson8614]

I just thought of Santhew Claus, but then I saw your comment and I was like "Oh no, now people will think I ripped this guy off". XD

[@Cybertux-zp3fo]

One Morphotron

[@woogha]

I laugh at "Gold, Frankenstein and Grrr" more than I should for someone who's watched this video a doezen times or so.

[@OmicronX-1999]

I can indeed confirm that that 2 pack of Hellcat and Whatshisface is still available in B&M. I would have bought it if I hadn't spotted KO Hexatron. Though I don't know about Morphotron's transformation not being scary in any way. When I first got mine out of the box his knee ratchets were absolutely terrifying and I was convinced his legs were just going to snap in two. But then the ratchets wore down within two transformations and he's fine now. Though I can hear a bit of plastic rattling around inside him somewhere.

[@Manjustman_25806]

Threw : Ford get your shit together Me: have you seen the Mach E

[@greyofpta5305]

It just hit me that Lyin' Hide's eyes look like the helmet of Saruon.

[@XthegreatwhyX]

The Wei Jiang bit is hilarious in retrospect.

[@Magni_Prime]

Starting off my holiday right with toys and laughter! Love ya, Thew!

[@opsimathics]

THE MUTATAOR COLLECTION

[@pokemontrainerhilbert7612]

Rest in peace Violencatorium. Edit: Don't forget to 13:13

[@adawnicusautocon]

What I just learned is that not all knockoffs are bad and they're pretty inspiring for some creativity.

[@triKlops401]

That Hexatron KO is a great deal. Got mine 20 shipped a year ago with no regrets.

[@Deceptiwolf]

Third party knock offs? Who's been dividing by zero?

[@newenglandpatriotsfan8466]

I just love these transformers knockoff beat downs they are so funny and entertaining

[@Arzaker]

"Do you want me to come back again or...?- DONT MOVE DROP THE GUN

[@godofzombi]

OK I want an official Optimus Prime in yellow/black/meatlic grey and gold, now! That thing looks awesome!

[@Yamatonix11]

gimme that KO 3rd part SixShot gdi Seriously though UK seems to get the best KO transformers lol

[@dr.killjoy5001]

Mate, your humour is just crystallized awesomeness in this vast sea of wannabe funny and cringeworthy youtube reviewers.

[@justincook1286]

10:02 I LIVE NEAR THAT POUND STRETCHER!!!

[@KikiAelita]

This is the funniest video you've released in forever. Well done!! Hope your holidays are good.

[@darkmerchant1]

I was waiting on “Belch and Mucus”

[@nerdtvch5]

Legit, I love how people keep sending him stuff for knock off beat down, and he says he doesn't want to make anymore because he wants them to be up to quality, and not just shat out like garbage. Much respect Thew. With that said, your love for Bruticus made me buy the G2 collector's pack, and it's the only combiner I own. And I'm kinda glad about that. Like I have 20 Optimuses and only 4 Megatrons because I'm THAT picky. And my only combiner out of the whole line is Threwticus.

[@stuartkseels]

I JUST GOT MORPHATRON 6 IN 1 / TERMINUS HEXATRON SHADOW EMISSARY / 6 SHOT.......... It ROCKS! Honestly, I was a little unsure whether to 'go there', but based on this review, I thought that the bot mode looked too AWESOME to pass up..

[@Eer4000]

I love the knockoff beat down videos so much. I rewatch thew all the time but these ones are the ones I watch the most

[@DarknetDude]

•Who hid this channel from me?•

[@didjargo]

Knock-off Transformers figures only come in one of two flavors: the the flimsy hallow dollar store trash, and the absolute bangers who have better engineering and design than Hasbro does on the best of days for less cost than a modern Masterpiece. It is always one of the two extremes, never the middle ground.

[@aClockworkTomato]

Dropping a like since you actually caught me off guard at 13:12. lmao

[@HostWithTheMost]

8:09 "LET THEM TRANSCRIBE" "THAT'S FOR JEDIS"

[@studyguy.7660]

The yellow optimus was an upscaled legends rotf optimua

[@LaMortesAbyss]

Definitely the collection of bots that you buy to break and melt as the gruesome background for your Masterpiece collection.

[@darthslain]

found you randomly yesterday.watched more today.......subbing cause of all the damn funny B&M jokes.........that and the death and destruction of knockoffs. bellends and maniacs.......genius

[@toygrind]

Sweet!! Glad you dig the show!

[@Maswartz226]

I just noticed that Fire Storm and Rock Crusher have the same weird cross thing on them too.

[@TheWesLesley]

gold, frankenstein, and grr. love the bottom reference, can't sneak it by me!

[@ToaAntan]

There are TWO Robot Wars references in this video. The first one is Firestorm because one of the most well-known competitors in the UK series is Firestorm IV. The other of course is during the Hexatron segment.

[@jamiroblues6083]

Every knockoff is like "WhY wOnT u LUV us"

[@lowellmartens6135]

Can't believe I missed this one first time through. So good.

[@InfernalBanana]

I just now got that “Gold, Frankenstein, and grrr” joke

[@kingvire]

This was the video that made me sub and the first video I ever watched of yours and I haven't been disappointed by the many hours and you are one of only two toy reviewers I have ever rewatched and your the only one I've re watched like 5 times.

[@Nintony58]

at this rate the collectors will be buying all the knockoffs before the moms can get to them

[@VRHyoumaru]

Merry Christmas Thew, thank you for the gift of laughter

[@davidsandeman9837]

Fire!(gun noises)Fire!Fire!(more gun noises)Don’t move! Stop the duck!

[@venomtheultimate434]

4:20 Thew, those bumblebee molds are from the giant movie bumblebee figure that had electronics inside.

[@hotrodney964]

B&M keeping us stocked up with tatt and cheap booze since 92! Deffo a bottom quote in there too Thew!

[@QueenStodge]

I was hoping I would get Terminus Hexatron for Christmas, but I didn't. Oh well, off to B&M I go

[@transgeek2345]

Queen Stodge Can still pick him up for 20 dollars

[@QueenStodge]

Or I could get what is a pretty decent bootleg for £6.99

[@yvastel8153]

There's a "better" bootleg but it costs a bit more. It's called "Clonedroid."

[@chasewireman4381]

Disappointment l

[@lancereviewsstuff3005]

Multiple people have pointed this out before I’m sure, but apparently Ian Bumblebeale, David Crosshairs and Michael Barrycade are all uber-simplified and shrunken variations of the 2007 Ultimate Bumblebee figure. And the mechanical detail is just leftover speaker junk from after they gutted it.

[@Cdr2002]

86 movie PTSD moment was real

[@Sparkbomber]

FYI, the RoboRevolution line is an official toyline from a (former) ko-factory. Those BM versions though.... horrible knock-offs that don't approach the real version's quality. >_< Ah well, enjoy x-mas Thew.

[@KnightroBlue22]

OH! I almost bought the yellow Ford GT just to send in for a knockoff beatdown but I'm sooo glad I didn't if you already had one

[@AtheAetheling]

I am so glad I am not the only one who has Prowl flashbacks.

[@Bobsheaux]

Wow. Morphotron looks like Linkara's Lord Vyce as a Transformer.

[@smugfortune9977]

Holy shit bobsheaux

[@wcoleman5555]

I love this!! So funny!! I am from the US and lived in China where bootleg Transformers run a muck (spelling?), but somehow didn't know (or think) that they were made all over the place!!

[@GobotWars]

I think those combiner guys are Cybertron fellows but somehow changed in every way and yet still familiar

[@johnsorrow1987]

I don't think we have a Bowels & Movements here in the U.S. but a few of those knockoff's actually looked cool especially the last one.

[@Cdr2002]

Oh we have them, just maybe not where you live

[@gregorylieber8362]

That Henry Ford gag was so random I nearly pooped laughing

[@kstanni87]

Thanos called, he wants his swords back.

[@ltshep713]

First time on this channel. Was not expecting that intro. Laughed my ass off. May just have to stay for more.

[@MrTheMighty]

You're in pretty good company!

[@wewillalleatglass]

Merry Christmas Thew! great video as always all the B&M names killed me so thanks for the additional Christmas gift.

[@venger78]

Merry Xmas buddy and thanks for all the great reviews

[@DXMakoMachina]

for real that sixshot is kickass

[@Believer1980]

Why did it take a rewatch 4-5 years later to notice the Bottom reference? 😁😂🤣

[@justyouraveragekirill5514]

I choked of laughter when you said boring and miserable

[@dragonphoenix132]

Happy Christmas, Thew! Hope you get something wonderful!

[@GoldKnightProduction]

15:21 I believe you meant "I'mNotThatDoctorWho!"

[@mechamax7919]

"2 wrongs can't make me give a s**t, I'M KEEPING IT!" XD

[@WhiteKnightFlameZero]

"gold, Frankenstein and grrr" little bottom Reference :p

[@callumdavis9841]

It seems like all the robo revolution guys have that crucifix thing. I guess it's their equivalent of an autobot emblem.

[@chrisbridges4019]

You make me want to watch toy reviews again! ThankThew very much!

[@1HundoGames]

6:07 just putting this here for myself

[@ethanreid3124]

1: love the beard 2: i own an actual six shot but i want the last one you showed

[@Toon_Lucario]

The ptsd part was funny

[@Hektols]

The Shadow Hexatron KO is one of the best knock off figures you can find, very detailed, good for display and comes with better weapon accesories than most official figures.

[@ailma0400]

Hektols If you mean that in terms of KOs you can get in Dollar stores, then yeah, Morphotron is pretty fucking good. But on a grander scale including figures like Wei Jiang's stuff, this guy is kind of behind in like the top 30s.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Is it weird that I think these would be worthwhile to kids as ‘generic robots that die horribly’? Like, they come apart easily enough to give kids a way to make their villains seem scary without damaging anything of actual worth.

[@88speedfreakDrage]

14:41 Love the 'Bottom' reference there. 😃

[@TimbyWolf]

Merry Christmas Thew keep up the puntastic reviews :3

[@Hunter-gj9yq]

I’m in America and at my local vintage toy store the owner has a Fire Storm, i think, so I don’t know how it got America, but now I know where it comes from.

[@johngalloudec5432]

Picking up on that classic homestar there Thew.

[@conflicthorizon]

You had me an the mental prowl breakdown.

[@dol_mel7487]

Robo revolution actually has decent toys even Benscollectables gots some reviews on them

[@drakecooley4776]

KO Transformers from bargain stores are a good buy some times. if you know what to get you can get some bots for custom figures pretty easily

[@aguythatwatchesamemeallove8229]

It is nice to watch it before the 2019 comes into play.

[@QueenStodge]

I got my 6-1 Morphotron for £2.99 It's great, especially for that price. Also right now they've got Leader Class Combiner Wars Figures for 2 for £15.00. Currently there's just a Leader Class Rook, First Aid and Streetwise, but I've heard two more versions are coming in your local shop's next delivery, so there's that.

[@ninjanicktf9768]

12:10 I've watched this video several time and never noticed M. Bison there.

[@RKStrikerJK5]

The guy at 7:50 I kid you not, my uncle picked up for his own son a couple of years ago!

[@majormalfunction1313]

I'm sorry.

[@VirussRuss]

love that hexatron KO I pay 30 dollars for it wanted to get it for 20 but they never lower the price but is a good figure even do is a KO like you said just the Buster swords and are worth getting that, and you get two guns as a plus and yes he can transform with no issues the only bad thing about it is the hallow on the head and that is one molded piece with the neck yucks and the tilt of the feet, great view thanks for sharing

[@kingvire]

This video has just won you a subscription from me for giving me a few genuine laughs