Christopher Walken's Three Little Pigs

Walken doing a Jackanory spoof on Jonathan Ross

[@perfectionbox]

He's a rare person that does comedy and drama so well and so effortlessly.

[@mushroomhead3619]

Please, come closer children. Don't make me remind you AGAIN about the scooching.

[@kimj1723]

Mushroom Head you in the red chop chop

[@Ansatsouken]

He does a good Christopher Walken.

[@gnarkill87]

"Smart piggy, oink oink!" gets me every time

[@polkmastergeneral6855]

That sweater's almost as mesmerizing as his voice.

[@Ductos]

"Exit Pig One" Oh god, I cried from laughter :D Just hilarious.

[@FerronBlackmoore]

"it's a straw door, how he knocks, i don't know"

[@LordoftheJimmy]

"Pig Two Same Story!" Greatest Walken line ever!

[@nathanforester5993]

Walken can make anything sound so eerie, hypnotic and beautiful with that voice of his. There should be a hypnosis video or hypnosis audio file using his voice. To hear his sultry voice singing you to sleep or reading you a story, or hypnotizing you into a blissful trance-like state would be so wonderful.

[@28098610w]

I wish he was on my meditaing audio. I'd happily take it over Russel Brand.

[@josiahzabel8596]

have you heard the recording of him reading "The Raven"?

[@thomashuffman3237]

@@josiahzabel8596or basically anything by Edgar Allen Poe.

[@Chocobear555]

"Smart piggie! Oink, oink!"

[@qwertyuiop22ful]

"pig 2, same story" i laughed my ass off when he said that!!!

[@40Pacino]

Christopher Walken reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I can't be the only one who wants to see that!

[@virgosintellect]

Buffalo Bill guy or Anthony Hopkins.

[@DJSamsonofficial]

i'm a bit late in responding. But there's a sketch with gilbert godfried reading fifty shades of grey

[@stefandreus8711]

"Arrivederci porco numero due" ahahahah Why does he say in italian? It's even more beautiful, i'm italian and no, i say no one dubber can replace the voice of this man. I usually see films in original language, but with Walken is a moral question, Walken's voice must be HIS voice and nothing else, IMHO Walken's voice is a drug

[@304totchi]

"Knnock knock anyway who want's to argue" :)

[@808INFantry11X]

Best version of this story ever LMAO

[@ceoofworldpeace8901]

"Pork city." He must have skipped over Pound Town on the Bone Train.

[@himanshuparekh2154]

pepa pig

[@nobodynothing1583]

Chris Walken, an Alive Legend. Utterly Amazed.I adore Him.

[@missbettypl]

What I love most in this man? His voice - I could listen to his voice for the whole eternity. And let's not forget his hippie jumper... and the eyes :) WALKEN, you're a SPORT!

[@Manbeast222]

LMFAO Honestly, his frikin' sweater was the icing on the cake for me!!! XD

[@4GnomiGn0ME97]

"Little piggy, little piggy...Little piggy, little piggy, let me come in." "...No!"

[@MrWildernessLover]

Happy Birthday Mr. Walken!!! All the best, from all your fans!!!

[@MommyLorraine]

GREAT sweater; GREAT narration; Christopher Walken IS God.

[@Simba______]

No. Christopher Walken was created by God. He is not God himself. Even Mr. Walken would disagree with that comment that you made. Blasphemous.

[@RachelSassafras]

I'm lovin his purple and yellow sweater.

[@austinslevin]

"Exit pig one, pig two same story." I lol'd.

[@Quartzsite-0901]

Can studios make a movie where Christopher Walken plays all the parts?

[@ademas2010]

"Pig 2, same story..." ~Christopher Walken

[@debonaire_nerd]

I love this now but if this guy was my kindergarten teacher i would have gone home crying and not in the way I am right now with my laughter.

[@BertieWooster7137]

Pig 2: Same story. Hilarious!

[@Godfather9814]

Such a time saver 😂

[@TheWarnerSister]

For some reason I just fell over laughing when he said "And they assume their battle positions."

[@tialicious13]

omg he's such a legend! love him!

[@ReNoirIN]

Loved his character in Max Zorn in View to Kill too. "Good... right on shed-ule!"

[@AyushJuneja]

I could listen to him all day and it would be a day well spent

[@jond6666]

´´you axed for it´´ lmao

[@grindamadurin]

This clip is hilarious! :D Christopher Walken is the best actor ever! i love when wolfie is at pig #3 and says: "Ok piggie, you AKSED for it!" xD

[@drummerCJP2]

"Exit Pig 1" . Had me cracking up

[@aminealami5023]

this is funnier than some 2 hours long big budget productions

[@Maugister]

:D Still golden, Walken is pure genius

[@joannekaminski]

This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing. He tells stories like my father-in-law.

[@tredlow]

I wanna hear Hamsel and Gramsel "Witchie BURNS"

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Witchy burns, and the kiddies live, happily ever after.

[@PatriciaDeanRevenge]

i love walkens legendary voice!!

[@ThePag09]

"he was no dunsky" ;)

[@lostcoyotex]

"exit pig 1. pig 2, same story." RIOT!

[@Givingitashot]

Christopher Walken with Dinosaurs.

[@Cybermat47]

"Al keeps away from the death mud, smart Al, rawr rawr."

[@thomashuffman3237]

@@Cybermat47that alone is funnier than the entire walking with dinosaurs 2013 movie.

[@arkhangelsk]

3 years later, this is still my favorite video on the internet.

[@leftyliz140]

"Arrivederci, Porco Numero Duo- buongiorno salami!"

[@Staticjumper]

"Exit pig one. Pig two, same story". I'm crying here!

[@madahad9]

Why doesn't this man have his own kid;s show?

[@Ductos]

I totally lost it, when he said "Exit Pig One." xD

[@bexislols]

he should have a show on the radio lik this, it would b so awsome :p

[@heyjeySigma]

Walken, your voice enough makes me laugh... u dont need to tell me jokes hahaha

[@KiaraValentine]

That's Win all. (The italian part, I've almost cried XD )

[@glowworm2]

I've actually seen this one before NC mentioned it (Although I was hoping he would include this one because it's hillarious) My favorite part "Smart Piggy! Oink Oink!"

[@TaylorSimmons616]

PORK, CITY!

[@docdave15]

oh my god, I love this guy!!! seriously how can someone not like him!

[@Dlaemmerhirt999]

BACON BUDDIES!!!

[@stitchgrl777]

He makes everything sound ironic, and I love it.

[@DeadManWalking669]

I've seen this video too many times

[@Siegfreud]

"This is a brick house, they don't blow over so easily.." No laugh, but that was pretty hilarious!

[@crx350x1]

omg that sweater is illegal lol

[@radarboy21]

I would like to thank the NC for bringing the existence of this video to my attention

[@EmperorGarm]

Porkchop sandwiches!

[@1sandoval]

"exit pig one" hahahaha wow i love this

[@evrbody]

I want to hear about Hamsel and Gramsel.

[@nooneelsehasthisnam2]

LOL! "Pork city"! "He knows a wolf when he sees one." Oh man, this reminds me so much of my dad!

[@liamluhrs]

Wtf is this filmed with? A potato by the look of it...

[@Wipa4]

it was filmed bqck in the days when your mother was hot.

[@playgirlc]

"knock knock anyway, who wants to argue?" lol

[@Rodeorigo]

Love this guy. Hes freakin hilarious.

[@TheDepsey]

I would have loved if he had read me bedtime stories when i was a child xD

[@jackinthecube]

wolfy burns! wolfy burns, pig lives.. happily ever after lmao genious way of telling a simple story

[@robintst]

Love it, love it, love it. Christopher Walken makes anything sound better...

[@remsensor]

I wish I would have had Christopher Walken to read me fairy tale stories to me before bed when I was a kid. It would have been so epic.

[@Jesknt1]

"exit pig 1 " LOL

[@ThatTurboOwl]

Walken has such good comedic timing

[@206judgementday206]

"exit pig one... pig two, same story." lol

[@coopercastille]

XD this guy is HILARIOUS!

[@thomashuffman3237]

How Christopher Walken hasn’t been labeled a comedian yet remains a mystery worthy of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

[@GOODPLAYA20]

I swear, there's so many little things about this video that you just find hilarious when you watch is enough times. Like how his face just gets dead serious at 1:40. Gets me every time.

[@Jennyfisch]

He had me at "Hello children"

[@igla]

I love this guy... He's has to be one of the best actor out there

[@GreatestMKfighter]

"There was a WOLF. This BIG WOLF! ...BAD WOLF! BIG BAD WOLF!"

[@charliechutney]

"Next week, we have Harvey Keitel doing finger puppets" That line has stayed with me for the last 15yrs, since I first saw this, as I've been waiting for it to happen ever since. Shame it was only a joke.

[@lighthouse44]

Is there anyone is showbiz who is more entertaining and fun to watch than Christopher Walken? Anyone? Didn't think so.

[@dancingdan1994]

The only why to make this story fun and enjoyable . WHAT A GUY

[@RenZeffie]

Here because of the NC. Totally worth it, and my day has been made.

[@thechinadesk]

The best Christopher Walken impression on KZbin!

[@asurasyn]

"Exit ping one" omfg

[@AnImmortalEra]

Best voice that exists in this earth.

[@Ironman1o1]

Having goggle try to translate Walken for the subtitles adds new levels of hilarity.

[@BennTilarWuest]

I'm absolutely in love with this man. :)

[@clarissazomgwtf]

"knock knock anyway right? who wants to argue"... his face after he says this always cracks me up

[@pobanmanu]

Thanks mate!!!! One who laughs last laughs the best.

[@strangedailythings]

christoffer walken is so awesome!! i love him haha

[@pungrmn]

how can anyone not like this guy?

[@Insectionx]

he is the only person that can where that sweater and still get alot of respect

[@sussed2002]

remember seeing this at the time and finding it an absolute howl. cheers to the poster for this. albeit canned the laughter was genuine. how could ye not giggle at this....

[@buddhamack1491]

Please children, scooch closer, don't make me tell you again about the scooching, you in the red chop chop.

[@olddrunkstyle]

"He was no dunksy!" haha!

[@94jg]

He would be the greatest substitute teacher EVER.

[@yohanne14]

"Smart Piggie, oink oink.." LFMAO xD

[@yeoldeshotgun]

possibly the greatest sweater ever.