The Church Of The Epic Fail | Christopher Titus (Voice In My Head)

This November marks the 10 year Anniversary of the release of Christopher Titus' standup special, Voice In My Head. We're celebrating now thru November with classic bits from this special.
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[@CMDRZero01]

The only church service I would be willing to sit through.

[@rcpilot179]

And probably the only one that didn't beg you for money.

[@jimbrogan9835]

Titus is hillarious, and so on point.

[@TruthOverFear21]

Amen, my brother

[@carolrondou6161]

Preach Brother!

[@markolson2466]

Thank you Christopher!! Needed that!

[@2010hes]

Fresno in the house!!!!!

[@rubibellwood4443]

Omg I was a count down parent. One time my daughter said to me stop counting. I had just started. 😂

[@LeoDomitrix]

Best show opening of Titus's, and also, let's face it, the one we all relate to. (Even if we're not in Fresno!)

[@rcpilot179]

As someone who is from Fresno, let me say I think that you are lucky, to not be from there. Back in the 90's it was number 2 in the US for violent crime and car theft. Now they are still number 5. It's a republican run town in California. Yeah, think about that one.

[@gregallen4272]

Please keep doing this

[@KaristaSwiss]

dear gods hes awesome 🙂

[@taniagordon2589]

Single mom of a son and my son will be right there with me kicking ass.

[@anthonyvillalobosbernal8155]

I love the piano 🎹 music

[@Shari466]

Had a neighbor that would stand at the door and yell for her 2 son's , 3 and 5 years old, to get in the house. They'd yell F you at her and she did nothing. One of those boys is in prison now, he's 28 the other has moved in and out of their moms house so many times I've lost count. He's 31, divorced with 2 kids.

[@MasterKoala777]

I live in the Philippines. Those who build tennis shoes for Nike are the lucky ones. We don’t complain enough, accept too much sh*t from our rulers, and smile when w are praised for our “resilience”. But that was one funny bit by Chris Titus 😄

[@TheAliasOfNoOne]

Growing up, the only count down my mom, dad or grandma gave was the amount of time I had until they broke out the belt, slipper or switch. I didn't fear god, I feared grandma.

[@anthonyvillalobosbernal8155]

Pastor Titus

[@TheOriginalCaptainTrips]

PREACH!

[@sovbo101]

The funniest thing ever. Thank you.

[@TinManMat]

Titus. My father was a child of the Depression. He was born in 1930, and I was born in 1969. He ran the streets of Boston looking for metal and carried blocks of ice up four stories. He did the work, then joined the Air Force during Korea. My father is the kind of hero we should look up to. I am one generation from that man., one generation, his son. I am 53. His was a generation when work meant something. No longer the truth. He graduated from a block of Americans that actually valued what you did for this country. That is being eroded now, and specifically by Republicans. They do not believe in AMERIACA If they don't win then the votes were wrong. When they win it's fine and dandy! You can't have it both ways! What the eff is wrong with you!

[@kimmywatts5459]

Your dad is a true American hero. You're a fortunate man. 🇺🇸💙🌊🌊

[@TinManMat]

@@kimmywatts5459 I am. He was an incredible man. All that and more. He built telephony and so did I. But he was the forerunner, I caught on the cattails. I did a good job. Dad was the tops. There's not many left of us who can design telephony. My father was great at it.

[@kimmywatts5459]

@@TinManMat Thank you for sharing . He gave you so much, including a career. 🙂

[@TinManMat]

@@kimmywatts5459 Yeah, actually he did. He was a signals man during the Korean War and went on to have a career with New Jersey Bell. Splicers helper back in the day when splice cases were made of lead, central office man, and then eventually he was the manager of engineers when he retired in 1985. He continued to work as a contractor until 2007. I started wiorkin for Bell Atlantic climbing poles with spikes on my feet and then was an engineer as well. Yeah, he gave me a career, but I worked my ass for it.

[@kimmywatts5459]

@@TinManMat You should write a book. You've had an interesting life! My parents gave me a good start, but like you I worked my ass off. We were raised when that was normal.

[@richard1472]

This is reminding me of Lewis Black, the early years.

[@TheOriginalCaptainTrips]

HEAL!

[@Syncloud983]

Testify!!

[@Trolling4Strange]

That dodge viper GTS-R concept on the background though!

[@m1t2a1]

He had one.

[@jesternotclown]

The voices in my head aren’t real, but they’re right.

[@sovbo101]

you make enjoying life..

[@sovbo101]

the coma. lol I wish I could add. lol

[@KaozVirtus]

Legos ain’t free 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@evieraotacon]

Can I get an AMEN!?!?🤪😂🤣

[@TheOriginalCaptainTrips]

GIVE ME THAT 3FT HAT!

[@waynetaylor8082]

I have always thought that succeeding at failure makes one a success!!! Or am I mistaken once again???

[@stormwatcher59]

When you succeed at finding out what doesn't work, that's success!! 🙂

[@stephenjohnston9106]

Funny, funny man

[@HazyWave1974]

Man, I sure miss this Titus. The one with self-awareness.

[@schwann145]

Good thing he hasn't changed.

[@HazyWave1974]

@@schwann145 LOL. Nah. He didn't used to pretend he knew more than he did or support a bunch of openly corrupt right-wing bigots. Now he's just a sad old man repeating what the tv tells him and ranting to a bunch MAGA chuds wearing blue hats instead of red.

[@lynnhathaway3755]

Apparently you have never really listened to any of his routines.

[@HazyWave1974]

@@lynnhathaway3755 Every single one, cupcake, and more than a few of the little online rants. Also watched him throw hissy fits on twitter when he gets things wrong and then deletes tweets and blocks users despite claiming he has not problem admitting when he's wrong.

[@brockbeckham5020]

Thank God for the spankings I had as a child they kept me out of jail as an adult

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Man your lucky. My dad put me in a coma when I was five and I had to work at fourteen to pay off the hospital bills.

[@My-Pal-Hal]

God, left the building long ago. His son stayed behind though. Not sure how that all worked out. ... we're doomed 😂, enjoy it while you can

[@MichaelVileleagueofintrigue]

host the DAILY SHOW maybe??🤪🤪

[@sovbo101]

Hobo stew. lol

[@transmetalworks]

Are you my long lost brother?

[@ruthharris9664]

Dirt,turnips , and rat feet, ! Roflmao

[@edhibbard2348]

Had the same Dad

[@doomedtolinger2213]

Fresno -- just the best city on Earth...

[@TheKildar]

They never had an open bar again for his specials, this place got a bit too...rowdy.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

How about that Supreme Court staying out of politics ha? 🎃

[@Washougalite1]

That would be nice

[@Simmons8519]

Ooof🤕 Too soon? Or too late?

[@KonaMark1]

I’m okay with the ruling against Lindsay Graham 👍

[@mickeydecurious]

My mother would not give you a countdown, would not stand there counting down and tapping her foot and starting all over again; no she told you something once and once was all it took 🤔💭

[@bigl6322]

Surprised to see Titus performing in front of a confederate flag

[@scottyp1303]

He is talking about epic failures and I can't think of a bigger bunch of fu××ups!

[@bigl6322]

@@scottyp1303 true that

[@melaniesmith1313]

Meh