Twisted System: Philly Court Season 1, Episode 1

[@steve-othehero6529]

“May I approach the teas?” Shit kills me every time.

[@qwerty6574]

Still killing every time

[@rickchristie99]

You know that was just off the cuff too. Genius

[@ShoggothsAway]

He asks it with such a combination of reverence for the court of law, but confidence that he will stick the backflip.

[@zack4president]

"You just made a big mistake your honor."

[@hawaiapril]

Shane & Matt encapsulate the personality of at least 30% of the friends I had in the 90’s. 🤣

[@getmoneyxrbm]

May I approach the teas your honor

[@richosborne1971]

Best line in the sketch😂

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

@@richosborne1971 My arms were pretty badly broken, and both my tits were shattered. And now, i have troubles doing the 'suck it' to people

[@bossHogOG]

He said that. Good job

[@briani50]

Haha he doesn’t even say that. He says you just made a big mistake your honour. May I approach the teas? And yes I know I’m theee worst guy

[@Drewler224]

🤣

[@artaxAF]

"I was lit enough to _do_ the trick. I wasn't lit enough to _land_ it."

[@Ryan-mx3rx]

We've all been there. Hell, I've run into this problem on more than one occasion. A couple of times, I fused an apparatus into the trick, a golf cart.

[@ShoggothsAway]

I like that even though they're on opposing sides Matt still helps Shane drink the Twisteds and is proud of his boy for downing all six.

[@DarkMuj]

And he pretends that Shane landed it… true bro

[@zachyaylor]

Bros going to be arrested and convicted for child molestation very soon

[@tonobaker601]

@@zachyaylorwho?

[@shinygoomy2460]

@@DarkMuj He did land it.

[@kmd5321]

@@zachyaylorwhat you talkin bout

[@Mikemikemike13579]

This hits way funnier after listening to about 500 hours of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast content.

[@sloshgaboo8217]

we get it you like shane

[@CRF1994]

@@sloshgaboo8217 edgy!

[@cordan305]

It really is lmao

[@sammcaskin8079]

dawgs

[@SockMonkeyPal7]

@@sloshgaboo8217 fuck yeah we like SHANE

[@benjamincjholmes]

Matt looks like the ultimate version of himself in this

[@Deezenuts19990]

this is like dark side drug mat

[@psychotogether5114]

I honestly thought it was Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall for a sec.

[@eliteculture1519]

@@Deezenuts19990yup. He proceded to po up a fo as soon as he got home and sat down on his couch.

[@jarnold1789]

Long hair, jacked. Hell yeah his systems were clearly working

[@joshlopez9056]

@@jarnold1789clearly on the 4th density here

[@tangtaster]

Man this guy should be on SNL

[@billybobgay7424]

No way SNL is fycking laaaaaame

[@earfboy2146]

More like cumtown

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Yeah, Matt’s pretty funny!

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

The 4 people above me either don't get the joke or have meta jokes like Shane dude.

[@aidanmarch3516]

That’s O.L goddamn it.

[@mikehink4062]

“It was a Beethoven dog…” 😂😂😂

[@gixch]

I fucking died. Not much makes me audible laugh when I’m alone but this is one of them

[@whereswaldo7852]

A lot to clean up. Parties over.

[@bhew7409]

"a Beethoven dog rug"

[@IAmTheRealHim]

“A Beethoven dog, your honor”

[@ag6248]

Killed me

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

"May I approach the teas, your honor?" has me absolutely dying lmaoo

[@pitrs101]

No your honor though, not cool dog

[@Mista-Amir]

Cidieeez

[@boujiatexas1870]

I knew I need six twisteds in my system . I needed a twisted system . Hahaha that killed me

[@AntonQvarfordt]

I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated. They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court? And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored. The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.

[@CountDoucheula]

"May I approach the Teas, your honour?"

[@orfeo793]

"Very smart"

[@cuchanu]

What got me was "as you can see, both of my tits were shattered." I fucking cracked up on that one

[@derektokespurp1290]

“You just made a big mistake your honor” 😂

[@robbmorris]

"Hit him with a suck-it, dude" 💀💀

[@mattkirby994]

The D.A.W.G.Z. bending them Twisties!!!

[@biscuitboy5291]

"sup your honor" "Sup." As an attorney can confirm this is how you start a case in court.

[@bob11664]

Matt and Shane are the comedy duo the world needs

[@rg9810]

He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted. Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya. But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK

[@elpusegato]

The question is, are you a big enough loser to guard a giant concrete pit?

[@PABLOonYT]

You can’t be gettin twisted in the dozer in the concrete pit Even if you think they’re non alcoholic

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Only two acceptable reasons to miss work

[@monadamus42]

Lol. He killed his wife!

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

The man was worn out from a hard day of spreading concrete rubble, what do you expect

[@Oblio1942]

mat saying nice after that first tea even tho hes the defendant is fucking gold

[@freedomcobra8150]

I keep coming back to this video. It's one of the funniest sketches ever made.

[@Acid_Assassin]

"spilled a hot dog" is just so fucking funny to me.

[@Nbaxter117]

Just when you think you've seen all of Shanes content...this gem pop's up!

[@missLeamon2023]

This just came to me today 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@wildbill1835]

No joke, you guys actually nailed courtroom decorum pretty well.

[@rwalker0130]

i have no doubt Shane could crush 6 twisted teas in like 2 minutes

[@bluedragonrob1]

Shanes scumstache is legendary.

[@patches6309]

There is absolutely nothing that exists more Philly than this sketch.

[@ignaciomartinez4863]

Matt Mckuski's hair should have wind running through it at all times Tremendous video bulls 😂👍

[@Chilldude-zh1lt]

Majestic mf hair dude

[@happytimeharry363]

I thumbs up any video with Shane Gillis. Shout-out Riggins!

[@Raysizum69]

Greatest duo ever.

[@danielleyva27]

You just made a big mistake your honor... may I approach the teas.. lol

[@fives.]

I mean, this video is literally a Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast anecdote, but that young Cusky cameo just seals the deal Shouts Riggins, shouts Beezer

[@garrettgriffin3877]

"may I approach the teas" 😂 his skits are hilarious. Some would even say SNL worthy

[@johnnyjohnny998]

Funnier than any of the horseshit shows on tv now. Shane's big dumb face is funnier than every episode of that big bag theory or whatever.

[@illstrick5]

Agreed.

[@BookerT69]

Big Bang theory is so fuckin 🌈 👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

[@thedoctorroth]

hit em with the suck it dude

[@sloshgaboo8217]

@@BookerT69 gay and black?

[@Manhandle730]

That show is hands down the worst goddamn show ever made. Followed closely by Small Wonder and Perfect Strangers.

[@b1gbuck]

for some reason I can tell that Gillis dude really likes nooders in his asian dishes

[@mmauncensored4237]

The Beethoven dog is so relatable!

[@rkhanna6925]

Upset and praying for the St Bernard’s full recovery

[@jonathanmartin726]

Don’t leave your twisty tea caps in the dozer.

[@clitorismold1760]

I didn't know they had alcohol in them

[@Meeeeeech]

@@clitorismold1760 my man drove the dozer home for lunch. goat

[@scottdaniels4981]

He thought he was doing dead eye on red dead redemption.

[@victor.d3661]

Best twisted tea ad I’ve ever seen

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Beethoven dog rug made me cry laugh

[@nicholasmannino9564]

This was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@craigrussell3062]

Love how he downs all 6 Twisteds without taking the 6-pack holder out of the Wawa bag

[@jayceeblue]

He could have made SNL watchable

[@aleddave]

Matt looks like the kind of guy you can't tell if he's high or not, just always looks stoned

[@OriginOfSmallPoxisEgypt]

This whole crew is great!

[@turttell2736]

So many funny levels to this. Like the fact he’s suing his friend cause he couldn’t do it but when he tried again and crushes the table the friend’s like “nailed it” and the. The judge says Gilly lost & then Shane says “ you suck hit him with a suck it” and the friends getting sued if Shane wins does it and says this judge 👨🏻‍⚖️sucks” 😂😂😂

[@thetrent5241]

too many bangers to keep up with and its amazing

[@anoche21]

Inshallah. Blessed be the algorithm that has let me travel back in time for this gem

[@k.c.simonsen2]

This is like old Always Sunny level funny. I hope Shane ends up doing a show like this eventually. Or a movie would be better actually

[@chynnavindiola58]

Shane is Mac

[@nickrindy477]

These sketches honestly remind me of an alternative version of Letter K. Good shit

[@JuHSmasHXx]

Doesn’t the judge look like Oliver platt off ready to rumble. 🤣🤣🤣 ohhhh shit The comic behind this whole thing is funny as hell

[@mizzle1788]

I needed a twisted system. I love that. I will adopt twisted system into my vocabulary

[@redfanatic910]

I was lit enough to do the trick... but not to land it haha.

[@TheMikesc15]

after watching it's always sunny in Philly and hearing their stories behind the scenes of real life, this is how I imagine philly.

[@dreday5067]

“Now I can’t do suck it to ppl” 😂😂😂

[@raytango171]

This is gold, Jerry. Gold!

[@edsmith2562]

Did I really just watch that? Still gets a Thumbs Up!

[@adammc2345]

I hit the damn like button before the teas came out! Love it

[@dudedabsworth8023]

I laughed so hard when he said You just made a big mistake your honor.

[@thecatadors911]

You know this man straight up downed those 6 teas forreal! No doubt son!

[@plumlogan]

Tell me SNL didn't need more of this Of course Lorne Michael's would never let this shit fly anyway

[@ARKSYN]

Lorne Michaels loves Shane. It was the pussy advertisers that made the call

[@berendohan1992]

this was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[@berendohan1992]

dude it was great

[@twodoorsfewerwh0res553]

It would break my heart if Matt and Shane actually didn't like Twisted Teas. It's a refreshing alcoholic beverage that is perfect for the summer.

[@rrauly1166]

girl drink

[@Fitzn]

Gaaaayyyyyy

[@RedBeard1620]

It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?

[@morikf1691]

The “It’s LIT” hat is bananas!

[@DamienMMA]

Fair to midland

[@pauliewalnuts2527]

"may i approach the teas?" 😂😂

[@kylesmith8648]

Find someone that looks at you the way Matt looks at Shane when he pours that 6th tea in his mouth 💦

[@eddiesavitzspizzaboxcollec7252]

That's some serious Naughty B shit.

[@Anonymouscommentor99]

This never gets old. A classic. I revisit every year and am thankful for these twisted sisters that brought us this ❤❤❤ to your enemies 😂😢

[@finessedmyself]

Matt: “may I approach the t’s”

[@houli96]

Pretty accurate depiction of a Philly court

[@monadamus42]

Lol, so many good lines but "You just made a big mistake your honor." is my favorite.

[@shinndig9972]

Mccusky doing his best X-Pac impression

[@cheddacam5559]

when Shane drinks the first tea and Matt goes "nice" 😂

[@c64116]

This is so funny. i really wish they still made these

[@EvanDD0127]

Matt’s best line…. “ Beethoven dog”

[@eastonsmith196]

Crazy how much better he’s gotten since this

[@Dreamstrafe]

The best part was the scene of Shane chugging the sixth twisted tea while staring into the camera 💀💀💀😭

[@jerrywalker143]

The way Matt looks longingly into Shane's eyes as he feeds the teas...

[@WiscoSotaREWL]

“May I approach the Teas?” 😂😂

[@MH-dy5pb]

I needed a twisted system

[@TexasGoatRadio]

I love that these guys exist.

[@duckLife24_7]

I hope that hot court assistant got her brakes fixed in the end

[@CanadianOnlooker]

The defendant pouring teas down the plaintiffs mouth lol

[@davidking4526]

Tears….literal laugh tears. More people need to be seeing this.

[@iancowan3527]

Love the judge's expressions after he downs the first!

[@odb3699]

He probably really drank all 6 of those teas 😂

[@scubasteve663]

No joke, this video got me to start drinking Twisted Teas a year ago.

[@kmd5321]

You needed a twisted system 🤙

[@DeathWard187]

Matt's such a bro he feeds shane the twisted teas like a bro would.

[@jasonnieuwenhuis7995]

So funny!!! Stuff came out of its mouth, it was like a Beethoven rug

[@mike9795]

Hit em with the suck it! Having someone else do that for you is hilarious

[@TheRockhopper77]

The accuracy in this is that theyre still respectful to the judge

[@mrdrprof99]

The best episode. In my mind its the only episode.

[@davenewkirk1894]

This is crazy. I forgot about Philly Court and now realizing it was Shane, Matt, Keevs. Unreal.

[@ericdrillmonger2660]

“You just made a big mistake your honor.”😂😂

[@Marx1684]

Shane is the funniest out. I found out about him this week, and since I have, I’ve been crying hard tears.

[@AgitpropPsyop]

“I need a twisted system” I hope to use this line one day

[@rackyw00t]

May I approach the teas 😂😂😂😂

[@7brokenribs]

Girl on the right is dummy thick. Love this sketch btw!

[@bossHogOG]

So many gems

[@monkeyearcheese420]

How does this not 5 million views

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

This is funny. But the Old Testament prank call where Shane asks a dude if he would be willing to strangle a jack rustle terrier for an ‘03 Corolla is peak comedy.

[@teeseries4487]

Matt should really be in more skits these guys are great actors together