Schlatt is a Dodgeball Monster - Chuckle Sandwich EP 64

[@anemicVeins]

Man Schlatt's a big idiot for breaking that chair.

[@sterrenmaid]

so true!!!!!!!!

[@TheThinkingHound]

Man Schlatt's a big idiot for breaking that chair.

[@srirachel4573]

💀

[@maria__smaragda]

you got pinned!

[@anemicVeins]

@@maria__smaragda hehe first time :]

[@nothingman7163]

I’m glad Ted still loves the audio listeners to death because I went all week doubting myself

[@fatdaddymansmann]

He doesn’t love you, you’re a video watcher

[@distracted-tea]

@@fatdaddymansmann he could be an audio listener that just came here to comment

[@jennfreeman1962]

As an audio listener most of the time, I agree

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

Im a video listener so im half liked

[@theamavoid]

​No

[@yen9338]

Schlatt: "That was the most expensive bit I've ever done" Also Schlatt: buys King kong balls for $36000

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

That wasn't a bit, it was an investment

[@rsxramin]

95000*

[@CardCatCardboard]

My thoughts exactly

[@sharky977]

That wasn't a bit, it was an investment.

[@james737er]

That wasn’t a bit, it was an investment

[@holymemes69]

this is the perfect podcast to watch while burying the memory of a non-specific slime related youtuber.

[@RickyRiceB]

I remember when slimeulon was the 3rd member of the dk crew

[@UpNextDonum]

There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat There is no meat

[@flitty633]

@@UpNextDonum only ass bread and mayo

[@Viper76PL]

That's oddly specific

[@nicolasgutierrez9862]

He died

[@tyler3876]

I think Ted waking up to math is still not as deranged as naming his favorite puppy doll “favorite puppy.”

[@ryantale13]

Well it's his puppy and it's his favourite, therefore it is logical to consider it as his "Favourite Puppy".

[@manny72512]

This is the perfect podcast to watch while slowly slipping into an inevitable season depression

[@joelah]

absolutely correct Victor

[@carterstevenson6009]

I’ll drink to that.

[@spencerjones7985]

This comment hits harder if you j got out of class

[@Memu_]

You gotta step your game up. Mine already started.

[@candycouldntbesosweet]

Victor just like me fr

[@cs5250]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while I'm at the Dentist getting my teeth cleaned by Emily Nivison

[@zurban4313]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while chatting with Emily Nivison

[@yakkocmn]

it's good to know someone else thinks nintendo land is one of the best multiplayer games ever made

[@Eaton.]

fr tho that game was so good

[@bedmanner]

i grew up on that for 5 years before i got a series X

[@flamemorningstar]

oh yes finally, the long-awaited chuckle sandwich podcast episode. this is the perfect episode to listen to while cowering in my room as finals bear down upon me.

[@joelah]

chuckle sandwich is very good to listen to while procrastinating studying

[@jimbojones1848]

sucks its only half the time of an actually podcast.

[@adachi3984]

finals? bro it's not even halfway through the first semester

[@emily-tg8wk]

bear down for midterms

[@joelah]

@@adachi3984 in Canadian university, it's past midterms. finals are late November/early December.

[@chucklesandwichhighlights]

Big WiiU fan, got one at launch. Great system, terrible name.

[@jennfreeman1962]

Indeed, same

[@egg_64.]

Yeah very true, its so bad lol

[@shocked-by-your-nonsense]

You know a lot of people say that, but the Xbox's after the 360 have sold and they have absolutely idiotic naming schemes in terms of letting you know "this is the next one." so I think something else is really responsible for the issue. Mind you I love my Wii U.

[@jjpelham7548]

2:08 Schlatt literally has so much money he can just forget about purchasing a statue of a monkey with golden nuts for tens of thousands of dollars.

[@Klblaz]

"Schlatt's" complete disregard of consequences is always the best part of his personality.

[@sterrenmaid]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst calling schlatt a big idiot for breaking that chair

[@Mike1400a]

It is so wild that Ted is genuinely appalled at Schlatt waking up at 7 to play dodge ball when a lot of highschool kids nowadays wake up at 6:30 to go to school at 7

[@WOKEchair]

Bro I have to get up at 4:30 AM 💀

[@owenoreilly_20]

@@WOKEchair same

[@OsirusHandle]

That for real fucks kids up. They shouldnt be up that early

[@jakeharrell7415]

@@WOKEchairsame but for work

[@FishHeaded]

If I had to wake up at 7 for school I would be so happy

[@huexia_97]

This is the perfect podcast to watch while I enjoy sitting in the perfectly non-broken chair that my father bought me

[@erkkok5036]

Having Schlatt rant about how good NintendoLand brings me such joy because I have those fond memories of having multiple friends over and us playing mario chase for hours.

[@Skeet8813]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while shopping for a new chair

[@pinggou8758]

its really wholesome to see two people just validate each others appearance. If I could I would care react that video

[@bonesby__]

the fact that schlatt is probably doing the dodgeball thing right now is so fucking funny 💀💀

[@LeahEckardt]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being without a chair

[@asteroid435]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while breaking the chair my father gave me

[@c0rrows]

ok i completely agree with schlatt on the opaque thing because it totally sounds like it would be something you can see through. i have always thought about that and i’m happy someone else’s thinks the same thing lol

[@jest3rr_]

I completely forgot it didn't mean "see through"... I'm tripping balls rn 💀✋

[@kyrastewart2320]

This is the perfect podcast to watch while contemplating life after kicking the chair that your father got you

[@RedChems]

I love that the broken chair at 0:58 looked like it was frowning.

[@EJarr]

Happy spooky month y’all! I hope that “Schlatt” doesn’t do the “pumpkin” thing again this Halloween!

[@ericratliff3013]

@griffy ye if these weren't bot comments i would be more terrified than ever before staring at a link

[@norskeya.4723]

@@ericratliff3013 same dude imagine having the link of the incident

[@peehnus6162]

what pumpkin thing?

[@norskeya.4723]

@@peehnus6162 you don't need to know what the "pumpkin" is or does

[@peehnus6162]

@@norskeya.4723 now youve got me curious

[@WilderBaton]

Schlatt being a Wii U and Nintendo Land fan has made me respect him so much more than I already have. That game is the best game to ever be released so many good memories

[@tarabletv]

This is my favorite non-slimy podcast to listen to

[@AidenTRP]

Too soon 😶

[@samael4550]

Fr bro think about the 2996 cases of lost life before you post something like this .

[@beanbagburrito]

[redacted] reference?

[@lemon862]

😢

[@WOKEchair]

@@AidenTRP too late 👄

[@sh0app]

these guys are literally who i aspire to be like when im older. They are succesful but still down 2 earth, they are never just plain diks to each other, they have the best humour and somehow make me laugh at least 50 times a vid. thankyou guys, keep doing what ur doing :)

[@cannon9962]

Perfect podcast to watch while enjoying the flu

[@angelolampro5047]

Perfect podcast to watch while enjoying covid

[@mushroomelxier3662]

I’m in the same boat lol

[@bethaniie_]

Hope you all get better soon

[@collinm.4652]

I hope it gets worse

[@cannon9962]

@@collinm.4652 jokes on you

[@sincerely-insincere]

for real, that alarm app ted has sounds amazing. i think a lot of people with adhd (including me and ted i guess) have a hard time waking up in the morning. it’s caused a lot of problems for me and i might actually have to pay for this app

[@BilliePaige]

This is the perfect podcast to watch while I slowly slip into the inevitable insanity. While my friends and family suddenly call me strangers as I go insane more and more with every passing day.

[@WOKEchair]

Same

[@YNEA.]

Remember when the title was "KZbin's darkest secret?" "I don't, because it never was. It was always Schlatt is a Dodgeball Monster. I know it is. Wake up."

[@softspr0ut631]

i loved this one, the vibes were pretty damn good, always a fan of the chiller ones

[@Sam-hk7xt]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience

[@Zonte.]

L copycat

[@Sam-hk7xt]

@@Zonte. damn

[@ShadeSoup]

This is the PERFECT PODCAST in general.

[@ShadeSoup]

no it's not bro

[@deacongibbs8540]

perfect podcast to think about chairs too

[@Maanestenn]

I feel more calm after seeing Schlatt explaining Nintendoland with the same enthusiasm I would.

[@imSageVT]

Literally the only podcast I love to watch and listen to

[@carlogeuna2211]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while setting ablaze the entire Amazon Rainforest

[@codybragg7808]

gamersupps milked Schlatt dry for two weeks straight for this new flavour

[@RandomUser11170]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while unleashing the dark side

[@colbykindalive]

Falling asleep to chucklesandwich every night >>>>

[@audittlivereaction1964]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while also listening to a different episode of this podcast

[@jamaicanfish7747]

Ted's sleep patterns are exactly the same as mine and I have a sleep disorder...

[@nicholasdipoalo2215]

This is my favorite chuckle sandwich, pls more like this, talk more about stuff you’re passionate about pls

[@TheRealNorth21]

Schlatt giving Nintendo Land the respect it deserves

[@ActivatedStew]

"Kicked it for content" That's a Solid Quote. You should make that into a shirt.

[@patman2604]

Should put that on his grave when he dies

[@ActivatedStew]

@@patman2604 Agreeed

[@WOKEchair]

Maybe he should make it into a chair instead. Or maybe an airline label. Speaking of airlines, on September 11, 2001-

[@stella2761.6]

I loved this episode, it’s so chill and its so nice to listen to them rant ab stuff they enjoy doing

[@0x0reaper]

Early as always! Me and my family listen to this podcast all the time, thanks guys for giving us the best show ever weekly, you guys are the most amazing duo on the internet, still missing Sir Goopus and Markiplier but still incredible.

[@fugumeister7563]

Thank you so much Ted, I have the exact same problem as you. No joke, I usually have 10-15 alarms going of each minute then around 3 additional ones on 5 minute intervals after those. I have a man screaming as my alarm, and he doesn’t always do the job. I put my phone on the other side of the room too, but my sleepy self is growing too strong. I might have to try your alarm!

[@meloncat7478]

best podcast to listen to when you're trying to take your mind off of college bro

[@eviesanford9576]

i am the single crossover between chuckle sandwich listeners and people who do yoga also! just wanted to say thank you to you guys for making this. i listen to the podcast whenever i’m at the gym or doing chores that i’m not too excited about, and my life is probably the most put together it’s ever been. appreciate it!!

[@zeepro_tv]

I am the only person placed center in the venn diagram of harley davidson rider and chuckle sandwich enjoyer

[@NeotripARG]

Shat is such a little spookster, proud of the Lil guy

[@CheCheSlide]

aww, this is wo wholesome I love schlatticus so much, and ted is always a charm

[@thedarkmist1534]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while frantically typing "Man, Schlatt's a big idiot for breaking that chair"

[@name.is.myname]

This is still by far the only podcast I watch

[@thepainthepain]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing Nintendoland

[@EM-pq5ew]

this is the perfect podcast.

[@tjjahnke2470]

ya know, i never knew i had a chaotic male version on me in this universe. thank you for existing schlatt.

[@zeshan5531]

"man, Schlatt's a big idiot for breaking that chair"

[@N8McKay26]

IM SO HYPE FOR SCHLATTS NEW VIDEO

[@elvehn8864]

This truly is the dark side of being a youtuber.

[@nunuunu]

i met ted and schlatt! thanks for breaking my kneecaps, shoving me into the highway, driving over me with a Toyota truck and handing me a taxidermy caterpillar you made a while back! really enjoyed it.

[@kyliem2033]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I procrastinate completing 3 overdue assignments, 2 quizzes that are due today, and a paper that is due tomorrow 😀

[@slayervision3732]

The best podcast to listen to while waiting for a Vicodin prescription in the ER

[@Lolfire]

"That's the most expensive bit I've ever done"... Schlatt, you bought a $95,000 brass monkey and used it for like one video.

[@Querez8504]

WOOOOO a stack of episodes

[@Melkweg7]

The dark side is poo smear on all their chairs

[@papaspyro]

What does that even mean

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

i thought i wouldnt enjoy the podcast after [REDACTED] left, but it's been great. still my favorite background noise, your voices are very pleasant to me, and the guests have been interesting. more Tucker please!

[@slimecicle_simp_lol]

Am i the only one who cant stop looking at schlatt's shirt 💀 Also ted why did u broke my knee and forced me to piss on a cup-

[@Shady_br]

I noticed it half way in the podcast. and then couldn't unsee it

[@felicianightcore7459]

Good episode, enjoyed how chill it was

[@atom21x]

My school was just filled with ballers for dodgeball. Imagine what schlatt described but rubber instead of foam. 2019 senior year P.E was basically attempted murder simulator

[@ave_avena]

This silly little podcast keeps me sane for a week

[@JAMBOTRON-1]

did the thumbnail change or am i insane

[@CRyPi505]

It definitely did

[@Meuduso1]

Ah yes, the perfect episode to listen to while the knowledge that I hate what I'm studying and hate myself for failing engineering school drags me to the ground and making me want to do a funi

[@gideonpetzer3979]

Bro are you ok ?

[@TOPHATKITTY909]

me too rn except with sociology degree and just general unsatisfaction

[@oblivion1511]

Ted I'm loving that moustache of yours.

[@chillmill_08]

love the hair schlatt. i would say another comfortable option to keep your hair back is fabric hairbands. the flat ones with a little more width is more comfy than a thin ones tho. scrunchies are also good.

[@Sorry_iM_Lost-18]

There's now a stack of Chuckle Sandwich episodes

[@raptorsnap1738]

chuckle sandwich is comedy gold

[@AKA253]

This is the perfect podcast to watch a month late while making a rock sling

[@mysticgoose12066]

Schlatt: WhAt AM I SuPpOsEd tO dO?! Me: by a new chair…you have enough money….

[@twocanr6136]

I recently took a break from Chuckle Sandwich because of a certain KZbinr’s call to action. I have been listening to distractible, and now more than ever do I want a podcast crossover. I can already hear it deep inside my brain. It starts like any other episode of chuckle sandwich, except Charlie, Schlatt and Ted are replaced by Mark, Bob, and Wade. They’re saying things like the Chuckle Hosts normally would, but in the background of the conversation, growing ever so slightly louder and louder as time goes on you hear someone sniffing and crying. It grows so loud that it cannot be ignored, and to comfort the person crying you hear Ted say “shut the fuck up schlatt, we have guests on the podcast today and we don’t want to make Mark mad again!” The conversation between the distractible hosts has stopped by this point. Then, for the first time in a while on chuckle sandwich, you hear Charlie Slimecicle’s voice say “come on Ted, be nice to my little Schlungus. Lets try that again. Change.” *roll intro music*

[@calmiken]

They are so good at this.

[@ahatsquiddy]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing yoga

[@mathansillion]

Ted complaining about amazon not delivering costumes in time when there’s 3 spirit halloweens within a mile of him guaranteed

[@mathansillion]

Oh I listened 10 seconds longer nvm

[@laoruska8003]

ted should go as schlatt for halloween

[@rileymall8178]

This is perfect podcast to do yoga to

[@charlemagne2463]

28:30 is the best moment

[@villagernumber3489]

“Most expensive bit” flashback to King Kong balls

[@defenestrate122]

man, schlatts an awesome guy for busting the chair

[@Gysic]

23:30 a little severance reference 😮

[@yourratking8292]

Ted complaining about his bus coming at 6:30 is hilarious. Mine was 4:59am on the dot

[@notmamy2607]

Petition to make Ted shave

[@HOMOHABILIS6900]

This in oneof my favorites episodes👍

[@godassasin8097]

28:35 big guy almost brought up the tragedy

[@galaxyguide6492]

GUYS MAKE A GAME GRUMPS STYLE CHANNEL seriously tho, you guys have great chemistry and that shit would be really funny. not to mention easy to produce.

[@ebullen01]

schlatt pointing into the camera and calling me out by name was terrifying

[@petroleumjelly4585]

Helen Keller would have loved watching and listening to this podcast.

[@foreverfirebird5712]

I've never related to Ted more than when he brought up Alarmy I have 3 alarms with gradually more difficult and annoying tasks to make sure I get up lmao