ConnorEatsPants - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 51

[@CriticalMonkey623]

The fact that JSchlatt did in fact say the mandarin, not only correctly, but in time with the original video, is simply astounding.

[@Muffin.Creations]

Bing chilling

[@bigricardo7213]

@@Muffin.Creations Bing Xhilling

[@despa7726]

did he say it with the right tones? 🤔

[@mountaindrew2241]

@@despa7726 it was the same as the original video

[@despa7726]

@@mountaindrew2241 yea but all chinese languages are tonal so maybe he didnt say it correctly and said something completely different

[@fryedcracker2272]

Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Connoreatspants before he went on Chuckle Sandwich

[@jettusspaghettus3447]

This is such a nonsense comment and I whole-heartedly agree with it

[@Loderyod]

Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of an hour of silence

[@roxasxkenshin4882]

Being a fan of this comment is like being a fan of any other good comment.

[@anfolt]

True

[@boygerman]

Bad example

[@joelyt1682]

I'm glad Ted brought his son as the guest of the podcast.

[@skypie5374]

OMG 😭

[@Cheesedoodless]

As a short male myself I find this very relevant

[@ConnorEatsPantsLIVE]

ConnorEatsPants.

[@stacysmom9480]

you're saying what we're all thinking

[@dreamingthememe3308]

why don’t you have more likes on your episode

[@mambaharambe]

Pants look out

[@user-us8mp9cp6t]

They did you dirty on this episode, guy.

[@exyliss]

ConnorEatsPants LIVE

[@Milokan]

Conner looks like he's with his cousin at the family gathering who are all a decade older them him

[@Zack-ds9rs]

That’s literally me

[@YNOTSWRLD]

@@Zack-ds9rs no it’s quite literally Connor

[@Zack-ds9rs]

@@YNOTSWRLD No it's me. I'm connoreatspants the twitch streamer

[@dizziexuddie8981]

@@Zack-ds9rs no your Zack, shut up zack

[@Izzy-lc9dg]

he totally does though 😭😭😭

[@eri5819]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being confused about the Chuckle Sandwich upload schedule

[@craik9088]

Did they ever say why it's been so weird lately on twitter or something?

[@anthonychong665]

It was Ted probably

[@eri5819]

@@craik9088 I have absolutely no idea

[@samt3412]

They literally recorded all of these at least a month ago how are they so slow with the uploads

[@teresa695]

It's like the Never let them know your next step

[@biggrocc19]

I'm 10 minutes into this podcast and Connor has said like one word so far. This is so epic

[@biggrocc19]

Correction, 9 and a half minutes in he finds his voice

[@biggrocc19]

Also I will now take this time to say that Schlatt is correct, any self respecting sandwich that wants to call itself a club NEEDS that extra piece of bread in the middle. and yes that technically makes the Big Mac a club sandwich.

[@apaxyl9342]

@@biggrocc19 Absolutely. Any sandwich calling itself a "club" sandwich with no third slice is a fraud.

[@himbodollhair]

RIGHT LIKE MAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT YOU 😭😭😭😭

[@ChanterelleRoseo]

they should invite him back and not have him say anything

[@supercat4259]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while setting up a complex cypher to communicate with my girlfriend, who is now a worm, and spending 23 years following leads in south Germany to find the wizard who converted her

[@alexwolfe]

sure yeah buddy

[@bungersinyourarea]

Dune moment

[@badusername9903]

wish i had a bavarian witch gf

[@battlecatperson9456]

what a shitty shockwave blocker

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Holy shit magical yet analytic German wizard is a dope concept

[@therealandrew185]

On this episode of the Chuckle Sandwich: ConnorEatsPants stares like he wants to say something but doesn't know how to jump into a conversation! You'll be on your seat! An episode of all time!

[@frappecheno]

Goated comment

[@merasmurry1460]

And that's favorite puppy.

[@_toulouse]

The image of Schlatt holding a cleaver, looking down at his girlfriend who's turned into a worm, before going, "I want two of you 😐" and slicing her in half made me lose it, personally.

[@MRCSANY]

Reminds me of “I love Germany so much, I prefer to see two of them!”

[@alicesala6164]

@@MRCSANY m u I’ll

[@alicesala6164]

@@MRCSANY m u I’ll

[@feverishe]

@@MRCSANY WHAT 💀💀

[@MRCSANY]

@@feverishe Had something to do with West And East Germany reunifying, and this is from one of the people that didn’t like the idea

[@breadplate]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking of a "being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of-" joke

[@fryedcracker2272]

Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Connoreatspants’ lesbian tweets

[@casparna2474]

the best of both worlds, i see

[@depalodor]

nice pfp man

[@breadplate]

@@depalodor yoo

[@taaamas7785]

I love how "YES! THE LIONS GET TO BE ON KETAMINE!" is the most passionate thing Ted has said on this podcast

[@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD]

agreed

[@toad3222]

Timestamp?

[@mayhemilyy]

@@toad3222 30:24 :)

[@sadnt5674]

Rivaled with a sub being a sandwhich

[@theofficialkevinhartyoutube]

Whenever Connor isn’t speaking it’s safe to assume he’s eating pants

[@j.r6621]

Mmmfgh.. shorts

[@Koopacake]

Schlatt's ability to perfectly recite a meme, regardless of language and with flawless timing will always floor me.

[@Luuzzzeerrrr]

Conner somehow maintains the look of a lost kid, even while engaging in conversation 10/10 would reccomend

[@RandomUser11170]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of games, unlimited games... But no games

[@squillz8310]

what...no games?

[@jackdren9974]

@@squillz8310 no games.

[@cannon9962]

i choose bacon

[@miserabilia4one]

this is what i've been saying :(

[@metta655]

10 minutes in and I think Connor has said 20 words. My fucking streamer.

[@adelina-805]

I KNOW LET THE MAN TALK

[@adamhoglund9871]

Which is exactly what he said this podcast would be like when he mentioned it on stream. My streamer always delivers on his promises.

[@happenedsafe6254]

@@adelina-805 it’s not that they’re cutting him off or not letting him talk, if you’ve seen Connor in like any other collaborations or social situations he is the same. I think he gets very bad social anxiety or awkwardness talking to people in person since he is always super silent and chooses not to add too much to an already existing conversation

[@dzakih5663]

nah mans is actually getting cut off, annoying me a bit

[@michaelthemicrowavevods6046]

Lmao there friends irl, Him and Schlatt lived together I literally don’t think he cares lol, also he’s suuuuper awkward irl

[@cheeseybiscuits1161]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while running from the cops

[@Mr._Quacks]

True.

[@daisyjoy242]

Don't forget to ditch the car when you escape the cops

[@Mr._Quacks]

@@daisyjoy242 I won’t.

[@mimi-9924]

jj

[@thescottishbant2298]

@@daisyjoy242 also don't forget to run into traffic if they send the dogs after you

[@itchytoe]

The craziest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up feeling strange, looked down and realized I was a worm. I looked up, and Ted Nivison was there, grinning and laughing.

[@Florian-dh6mz]

I swear i have never seen Schlatt make a single good argument on this podcast, keep it up

[@turxe3110]

They’re gonna move earth 🌍 -->🌍

[@willb_177]

@@turxe3110 I mean they will tho

[@turxe3110]

@@willb_177 exactly

[@K_J_Coleman_Composer]

He is a master of his art

[@BonnieBoestar]

What's strange is that there have been multiple instance where Schlatt is 100% right in every sense, and yet he's so bad at arguing that everyone ridicules him and he can't explain WHY he's right.

[@Third_]

9:30 - Connor says his first words ever, incredible we got his first complete thought on camera

[@cloy4096]

Connor is my favourite discomfort streamer but guys, it's 11 pm, on a school night

[@battcake8595]

Drop out of school and sell cocaine

[@bigboopus5059]

Ted spreading his arms behind Connor and Charlie for half the podcast is a subtle, but villainous display of dominance. Typical Ted.

[@Pp-tl5tf]

It’s a comfort thing because of how utterly large he is

[@EveThornless]

@@Pp-tl5tfno, its his overwhelming dominance and strength to show that any moment, Ted could destroy either person

[@Mench2007]

Connor looks like a literal child on set.

[@thebradzone3922]

connor is like if a doll came to life and was nervous

[@spaget6524]

The perfect episode to watch while my child is being taken by a baloon

[@myguy6128]

So true

[@insertname717]

Where are the dart monkeys when you need them

[@luftkadettarchives6387]

Balloon*

[@l1z4rd67]

@@luftkadettarchives6387 you can't expect proper grammar from the listeners of a podcast about stomping shit down the shower drain

[@mortalsno4086]

"THERES NO RULES OF WAR, ITS A BILLION LIONS" touched my soul

[@charwong1]

always trust the chuckle sandwich podcast to ask the guests questions they weren’t prepared for

[@abstract3029]

Bro the way ted is just smiling into nothing when the camera cuts to him has me dead 40:28

[@iloveminecraft1323]

Suggestion: get Ted a pad of sticky notes so every time he wants to ask a question he can WAIT TIL THE END OF THE STORY TO ASK

[@jessewillms4147]

I think that should go for everyone, cuz they all derail the conversation A LOT

[@buildingmonstah7255]

suggestion: stop being a looser LOL!

[@polarplatypus53]

nono thats part of the harm

[@Renvee]

thats the point

[@woomynoomy_]

Personally I like it

[@greatone6196]

This video came out late bc editing took a little longer than expected. Editing all of the threats and racial slurs Connor kept making towards Charlie took more time than expected

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

So that’s why Connor holds a silent death stare

[@chexmax2848]

this is the best episode of the podcast! i can’t believe THE connoreatspants decided to help out these smaller creators, massive respect for the guy

[@LiamRFT]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while edging at 99%

[@rtji0]

🧐🤏 visual meter checks out they are still on 99%

[@writhenwit6420]

The expression on Ted's face after he says "Who's been training you?" is GOLD

[@pate7179]

connor seems like that one guy who everyone who knows him thinks is the funniest guy ever existed but when youre out in public he barely says anything to anyone outside the group

[@cardrabitt1159]

I think it’s funny that schlatt went completely silent during the reading discussion, but was immediately ready to jump back in with the meter conversation

[@spaget6524]

Perfect episode to watch with a bowl of unlimited bacon and no games

[@Mr._Quacks]

Correct.

[@Orzakelol]

Incorrect. It’s the perfect episode to watch with a bowel of unlimited games… but no games

[@spaget6524]

@@Orzakelol damn.

[@ruinenlust_]

games, unlimited games.... but no games

[@natsueyama]

@@Orzakelol bowel? So you're just shitting out endless of different types of games out of your asshole in vast speeds

[@spiderquinnn]

when connor said repeatedly on stream that he didn't rlly say much in the episode i didn't believe him. well, he was right lol

[@UpNextDonum]

I think it’s because that Connors their friend so they don’t treat it like “this is a guest, let’s let them have the floor” and more so “hey Connor we’re having a conversation thoughts?”

[@spiderquinnn]

@@UpNextDonum true

[@NoFailer]

18:26 Fun fact: The German version of the mission "No Russian" is censored in the way that if you shoot anyone, you lose. So basically you are only allowed to walk around and watch.

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

That’s like particularly weird. Maybe you’re supposed to be undercover idk

[@Toxic_Korgi]

I feel like that would have done little to change someone's mind if they got the wrong message. If someone sees that and considered it cool (which shootings are definitely not) then keeping them from firing wouldn't do much to change that opinion.

[@renac2194]

I am dying at how solemn Connor looks the whole time

[@Syfiy]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Chuckle Sandwich before it was the perfect podcast to listen to while being truly disgusted that “Schlatt” would do this terrible thing in the presence of a madman and literal goop

[@casparna2474]

the stars aligned to form this masterpiece of a comment. god bless

[@Bebop_Will]

This comment is favorite puppy

[@wack7376]

@@Bebop_Will ur comment is favorite puppy

[@ToaLegend]

Truly

[@milkyman6018]

goop, the old days

[@BryanWithAnI]

1:11:44 "Do you think there's a bunch of 2D dudes we're constantly stepping on?" this is the best question ever and it is a crime they didnt discuss it

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Okay but what’s the idea i dunno

[@daweev]

this is the perfect podcast to listen too while watching connoreatspants silently nod and agree.

[@SamboBambo]

As an audio listener, I almost forgot that Connor was a guest for this episode.

[@Mushroom-Cosplays]

Connor really just observed the conversation threwout it all and I find that amazing

[@DJALo_music]

being a fan of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast and Connoreatspants is like being a fan of being loved if you were a worm or a mosquito or a pineapple floating away

[@xan5927]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being here with the cups whilst vicariously bleeding out for your mosquito girlfriend

[@GyroFox]

This was the perfect direction for the "visual meter" topic to have gone, extremely interesting. It'd probably make a cool movie or something where each character had their own meter that did something completely different and random.

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Yeah and I love the idea about lying about it like a world leader is found out to have been faking and is removed from his role

[@d3monicwolf]

Mega charizard doesnt even break 6 feet if i remember correctly, hes thinking about gigantamax charizard which is 91 feet tall

[@adrenaline1567]

i would have a visual meter of how long it's left until the next Chuckle Sandwich Episode

[@8-bitstream379]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while saying "oh my god finally they got him on the podcast"

[@mayorrecess382]

such a funny episode i watched the whole way through

[@adelina-805]

me too!!

[@AnEldritchBeing]

I couldn't even make it through the whole thing, I got so bored of this episode at 1:15:37 and I just couldn't stomach watching till the end and clicked off! So honestly props to you for making it through the whole thing!

[@KermitDominicano]

I love how schlatt memorized what John Cena said in Chinese. Has me rolling every time 😂

[@Giggabon]

one thing we learn about connor from this podcast is that he is a really good listener

[@Cootato]

32:20 Technically in the games, the fly move is only the attack move, when a pokemon is flying regularly, they can fly infinitely. Also each wild pokemon keeps appearing with full HP and PP on all moves, so these wild pokemon definitely have some way of getting their moves back.

[@sorios_]

Yeah, you're telling me pokemon like Arceus and Rayquaza who have likely been alive for over thousands of years only have a couple dozen moves that they can use across their entire life? Also in ORAS Rayquaza goes into space and destroys a meteor that was set to destroy the Hoenn region, and that doesn't use up a powerpoint for any of its moves

[@benman92]

@@sorios_ *microsoft powerpoint is nintendo switch online*

[@sunbomb.]

looked forward to the connor episode, also thrilled charlie and ted know of guardians of ga'hoole and WARRIOR CATS

[@kylemercier7549]

Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Sandwiches before they made you Chuckle

[@t1redbenj804]

is that your dog in your pfp? if so give them a pat on the head

[@matterwiz1689]

yall really did connor dirty by putting him next to the tallest member of the sandwich...

[@LovesickF4wn]

My rabbit absolutely loves Chuckle Sandwich, whenever I put it on he immediately relaxes, and starts to fall asleep. It's adorable.

[@Jasmine-co3bt]

55:29 i read the giver in school and ended up reading all 4 books in the series, i really enjoyed it

[@allanrincon7200]

They keep forgetting the fact that Palkia can restrict the lion’s space to a singularity and Dialga can reverse their age until every cell in their bodies disappear. Checkmate

[@lr-]

Also by game rules there are specific moves with no limit on how many enemies they can hit at once, meaning one pokemon could send a single attack that hits one billion lions.

[@pota07]

@@lr- I didn't think of that actually. Multiple pokemon could just use earthquake. And earthquake could be used multiple times as well

[@teresa9155]

a billion lions is a lot of lions though..

[@lr-]

ah fuck, i didnt think about that...

[@IlluminatedPhantom]

@@pota07 Earthquake only has an accuracy of 65%, meaning at roughly 30% (chance) of the lions won’t be hit.

[@Ethanpariz]

The Meter question is actually very similar to this anime called Plunderer where everyone in the world is born with a number randomly tattooed on them and whenever they do a certain thing it goes up and they're not told what it is

[@nickygian]

Except Plunderer is unbelievably boring. Id rather watch something the Sandwich that Chuckles made on the same premise.

[@Ethanpariz]

@@nickygian true

[@FossilOld]

sounds like infinity train to me

[@borgar1738]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to as my “girlfriend” becomes a worm (she goes to another school you wouldn’t know her)

[@vnnh_]

the whole "what if once you turned 18 you got a meter" reminded me of those tumblr-era writing prompts lol

[@Memu_]

Connor is so far probably the only guest I could see actually being a full-time member of the podcast

[@NNiffy]

I agree kinda but also William Osman

[@Memu_]

@@NNiffy He had fun chemistry especially with Ted but I couldn't really see him being a member.

[@bruhsauce644]

you made this comment before wilbur's episode, but i think wilbur fits in really well with ted and schlatt

[@Memu_]

@@bruhsauce644 I disagree. He had great chemistry but I couldn't see him be a full time member.

[@milogasset]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being a fan of Connoreatspants

[@aluap9079]

The perfect podcast to listen to before listening to the podcast

[@Skellyender]

This was a great episode of the chuckle sandwich featuring the popular youtube connoreatspants that I have fully watched through. I enjoy the part where connor said something funny during the chuckle sandwich podcast featuring connoreatspants. I would like to see more of this on the chuckle sandwich podcast, even if it doesn’t feature connoreatspants.

[@highdren9445]

30:26 "YES! THE LIONS GET TO BE ON KETAMINE" -Ted Nivison

[@aecusregen4614]

Schatt was right, but was right for the wrong reasons. There's a pokemon that's literally a god who created their entire universe; they can definitely beat 1 billion lions. Hawks have brittle bones, it's not unfeasible that a person could beat a hawk. It'd probably depend on the type of hawk, but a hawk isn't going to swoop down and kill you with a single attack or do flybys; it'll latch on and then Shlagg could potentially strangle it for some reason

[@Sir_Powder]

The perfect podcast to listen to while bing chilling.

[@bingbippo1073]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Jschlatt before he rammed his car into the orphanage

[@LithiumIon5]

Charlie: “no one has just read a little warrior cats.” Me who’s only read the first few books and then stopped: “i simply don’t exist”

[@sarah-bz8of]

I read one who was not the first and then never again

[@mooneatsworms]

you dont exist

[@noahm4541]

The first few is more than “a little”

[@tripled2096]

I mean most fans haven't even read any of the books nowadays

[@mvlligrvbs]

@@tripled2096 me with my collection of almost all the warriors books + novellas

[@DaxWyvrn]

The whole meter conversation, especially when they got up to it being hereditary, sounded similar to My Hero Academia quirks. Speculating on that kind of topic is a really fun conversation piece.

[@celestite409]

With the visual meter topic, all I can think of when Charlie talks about "levels" is the Sims skill meters that pop up above their heads

[@jaderbug2621]

Charlie saying he would go and find who did it if Grace turned into a worm is genuinely one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard omg🥺🥺🥺

[@aces_pretty_face2927]

That’s why Charlie is favorite puppy

[@adelina-805]

I know🥺I would have just stepped on them and threw them out the window🥺

[@danielchang4671]

I would have karate chopped the worm into multiple pieces

[@danielchang4671]

I have a meter for how hard I need to chop the worm to completely obliterate it

[@rakporfal3948]

jschlatt argues about lions vs pokemon like my dad argues about politics

[@Spiffier]

Having Connor on is like collecting the final infinity stone of this group

[@Bean_kun]

Ted: Mentions the Giver Me: *foams at the mouth whilst having high-school flashbacks*

[@trbz_8745]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mega-evolving Connor's Charizard-girlfriend

[@cocoaful]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking which pokemon you wouldn't want to be real

[@revilno]

Finally Connor! They’ve teased you on the show so much!

[@spaget6524]

The perfect episode to watch while being named connor and eating pants

[@lizard81612]

37:55 is best podcast clip I've seen in recent memory

[@BobJenification]

connor is genuinely attractive and the way the light/shadow hits his eyes really makes them sparkle

[@guythat779]

"Air force isnt effective without ground support" "That's just not true" Said a true American That said, schlatt is right

[@lr-]

Also, pokemon literally have moves without limits on the number of enemies they can hit, so if we're going by the game rules, they can use 5 earthquakes and win instantly.

[@guythat779]

@@lr- cant they also like just have the God pokemon guy just de-exist the lions

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

@@guythat779 yeah and it busts wide open with like time travel and shit I personally think of rayquaza he just be flying and banging

[@Fake_Brian]

10 minutes in and they managed to transition from worms for girlfriends to religion

[@isaac9721]

This gonna be the first podcast episode to reach a trillion views

[@Deadlocked.]

This is the perfect podcast to listen while turning someone into a worm

[@m-l-3456]

I like how tiny Connor is in comparison to the rest of them

[@saltychipguy865]

“I want two of you” Chill megatron

[@uIie]

Chuckle sandwich is genuinely one of the most unique feeling podcasts

[@garretknudson1936]

I have never been so excited in my life we’ve waited so long

[@Maurice76144]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing a bikeathon for your school

[@deeganpearce9380]

I agree with schlatt about the Pokémon v lions thing, if it's a battle them the Pokémon lose, if it's a war, no doubt the Pokémon win, yes most of them will die, but the ones that can fly and have ranged attacks will survive because they can fly to a place where the lions aren't, rest(even with scouts who stay awake while others sleep), do a fly by and repeat until eventually all the lions die

[@Bug-pi4oh]

THEY WILL RUN OUT OF PP

[@alexmt-s7403]

NO. NO. NO.

[@Pleshie]

Arceus literally created the universe in canon tho rite I don't think lion bites would be able to harm it Plus ghost types wouldn't be hit by lions prolly

[@Yakasuki]

Even if we go by game logic the pokemon win though, PP doesn't matter if all the pokemon are wild and either way, if we treated this like a giant multi-battle earthquake alone would kill all the lions on the field.

[@Dimofyy]

Didn’t we already have Connor on the podcast with Tommyinnit sitting in his shadow?

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Tommyinnit sitting in his shadow

[@ConnorCTG]

THE CUPS

[@Andy-WanKenobi]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while using how the dare program only taught me what every single drug was then saying “don’t do it” at that weird back alley

[@sticky_bunns]

I agree that the pokemon would win, because they discounted the fact that in sword and shield there's a cave of gigantimaxed pokemon without trainers. At least if it's like a war they would win. If it's a battle in some kind of magically enclosed area where the flying ones can't get away to rest and regain their pp then nah.

[@agptaylor3201]

wrong

[@agptaylor3201]

im sorry that was rude\

[@symawi312]

I mean if all pokemon are there then that means the weird dragon from SwSh is there and that is according to everything the source of dynamax energy. technically it could just throw out a darkest day and make every pokemon dynamax

[@honorableintent]

Only if the Pokemon worked together. Generally, they have their ecological niches and so they would compete among each other and the lions would compete, but more in an attempt to outhunt the others and force them out of the region, so the Pokemon would most likely kill each other first and there would be lions leftover.

[@honorableintent]

However, if we run by the stipulations Connor sets forth, in the games, Earthquake hits everything in the engagement and would thus kill hundreds if not thousands of lions per use.

[@fredbeardelamater]

1:04:24 audio listeners loving this part

[@defenestrate122]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while only reading some of the warrior cats novels.