Our Most Embarrassing Moments - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 43

[@yotoad]

i love that charlie identifies children by length as if he were a fisherman describing a fish

[@dedidedi9132]

Cause he's Gillion tidestrider, he thinks everyone is a fish

[@gamefan1019]

@@dedidedi9132 IT IS HIS DESTINY

[@eep3]

@@kimonisandi1435 “this one’s ready to die”

[@BreadMan96]

@@kimonisandi1435 you may realize that your couch feels softer than usual, that is because there are several plastic explosives under it

[@mika_thedumbone]

@@eep3 *bombs enter the chat*

[@Motormusker]

Distractible: Let’s not talk about acid attacks, they’re a real thing and they’re horribly disfiguring and traumatic Chuckle Sandwich: Funny bomb threat

[@monochromebunni3887]

Wholesome dad's vs chaotic dads

[@SparkRequiem]

They’re more like uncles

[@maybenot909]

they're the chuckle sandwich not the chuckle security

[@MickMod]

@@maybenot909 In fact, if they visit your store or public place you go to, you're gonna need Chuckle Security™

[@butterknifepatten4455]

i think part of it may be that americans are pretty desensitized to stuff like bomb threats, but not acid attacks. if i heard someone in my area was attacked with acid it would be scary, but my high school got like two bomb threats in the same year (luckily false) and no one even really seemed that concerned

[@ner3650]

I propose a series of just Charlie’s random puns he comes up with and layered laugh tracks over the top of ted and schlats complaining

[@Automaticshows]

I second this please make it happen

[@kimonisandi1435]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@redmist6630]

33:03 i want to see someone on the roof out of teds window one day

[@bigguy4457]

@@kimonisandi1435 Didnt ask 🗿😳 Plus your white 🗿😳 Plus ratio 🗿😳

[@bigguy4457]

I agree

[@dara.and.friends]

Charlie yelling “TURN LEFT!” scared the shit out of me. I was in fact, driving, and almost swerved to turn left…

[@sarah-bz8of]

This man could have killed someone an nobody would have known

[@FukaiKokoro]

Definitely not a good idea to yell TURN LEFT if you possibly think someone could be driving. Lol. I drive a lot while listening to podcasts like this one. And I drive over a scary af summit. In fact it’s the highest point of I-5. I drive that regularly. Thankfully for this episode I wasn’t driving the Siskiyou summit.

[@Hey_Jamie]

Well that makes you pretty dumb, huh?

[@Pururut]

@@FukaiKokoro it's not a good idea, it's an amazing one.

[@epicgamner1139]

@@Pururut o7

[@mocco1612]

6:12 charlie saying “there’s a bomb” in the gillion tidestrider voice has made my day

[@cardrabitt1159]

Gillion would never! He would probably resort to chemical warfare

[@appleg1987]

GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA,HERO OF THE DEEP, THE ONE, ASS BEATER GRASS EATER!!!-

[@mocco1612]

he just keeps puling out the gillion voice today lmao

[@Magis_Ghast]

Made me choke on my okra

[@iwishic0uldw1n24]

@@appleg1987drip lord

[@wormicide3651]

The second hand embarrassment I got from Charlie's story was so potent that I'd rather go back to the bomb segment

[@McSeal]

I would rather bomb the white house than experiencing this

[@SonicntZane]

I'd always wanna go back to the bomb segment regardless of my circumstances.

[@Luis-xk5lr]

there is a bomb inside your house

[@wormicide3651]

@@Luis-xk5lr it's me, I'm the bomb

[@Reen-of-Astora]

@@wormicide3651 and I'm bout to blow up

[@challaboss5762]

This podcast is definitely one of the podcasts in the world

[@iLikesTheCoke]

If not, THE podcast in the world

[@JozzFilms]

It’s definitely one podcast in the world

[@grabe1556]

Yes it is in fact one of the podcast in this world

[@lano9568]

you commented just to comment 😭

[@bustersales4932]

u can say that again

[@holehorse6838]

41:58 the face of disappointment Charlie makes when they don’t get his expanding joke is hilarious. I got the joke Charlie. I got it

[@Didi-wo7vd]

Every podcast, we discover a little more about Charlie and suddenly everything starts falling into place

[@jakeer1554]

What part are you referring to?

[@mikaylarowe9426]

@@jakeer1554 when charlie didn't know what *67 did

[@edensloretta]

@@jakeer1554 fact that he keeps falling from high places as a child

[@mobi4482]

@@jakeer1554 also the fact that he convinced himself that there was a man size hole in ted's car

[@lillieampurra]

charlie's brain is held together with tape. usually it's duct tape, but sometimes it's that shitty paper tape that's so old it doesn't stick to anything.

[@Alex38369]

This podcast was a blast. Just like schlatts P.O. Box on June 21 2022.

[@chloeconstantchaos]

Good one lmao

[@peterk4280]

That was so funny I slukled my chandwitch

[@thefbi5696]

You guys are on a list.

[@vizzy61]

who isn't nowadays amirite or amirite hahaha

[@benvel3392]

@@vizzy61 And who is nowadays amirite haha amirite. I really want to know haha.

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

Aren't we all?

[@spades831]

bomb

[@cygFUCK]

to bad there's a bomb

[@thecurtains]

For anyone else chronically incapable of finding it normally, Charlie starts talking about the hole in Ted's car at 54:29

[@greatone6196]

Thank you so much

[@roserbleach2967]

I was gonna say I swear they talked about that in earlier videos

[@jmain_]

I met ted in real life, at first i was really exited to see him but the moment i started to say hi, he pulled out his Ted Nivison Brand Crowbar© and started breaking my kneecaps

[@moonsalibi]

Can confirm, I am Ted

[@xiscaw]

that reminds me back in 1997 when ted grabbed both of my legs and threw me into a wall, after that approached me and jumped on both of my legs, crumbing them. i've been paralyzed ever since. they call me mr wheels.

[@mapk1516]

Then he said "that's all folks"

[@craig7415]

Thats just his way of saying hello, you will get used to it

[@nosleep9816]

Classic Ted

[@jacobgutierrez864]

boy I sure did love the extended segment where Charlie Slimecicle kept talking about bombs, hopefully this doesn’t foreshadow anything in the future!

[@grantdotjpg]

14:10 "I'm receiving laughs so I'm going to continue making bomb threats" is how I go about my comedy career

[@monke3719]

Dude how does Charlie just get into all these wacky ass situations like he is some god damn looney toon bro I mean seriously why is his life so randomly comedic

[@Hey_Jamie]

Because funny people typically tend to be in funny situations. They are also much more observant than unfunny people so their stories are vastly more entertaining.

[@CriticalMonkey623]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while sprinting away from Tednivison in a crowded plaza

[@trashcan6345]

Tubbo moment

[@Calthecool]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while evacuating because someone called in a bomb threat.

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while remembering that one embarrassing moment in 3rd grade and being unable to sleep.

[@kimonisandi1435]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@aendra6495]

That time the principal asked me how long every day I practice my times tables because I was really bad at them and since I never practiced my times tables out of panic I responded "10 hours" and he said "wow that's a lot" even though he clearly didn't believe me. Also I still can't do my 7 or 8 times tables

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@kimonisandi1435 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to after waking up at 2 AM because of a dream where you get shot in the leg by a sniper rifle from 8 feet away and bleed to death

[@lobyant6165]

13:13 Jschlatt instantly knowing a great mattress store theme song killed me lmao

[@tulcthered2292]

it's ingrained in anyone who watched tv in the 2000s in northeastern US (at least)

[@likith.nnaveen1769]

Favourite puppy

[@gosha305]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being Sleep Deprived.

[@samt3412]

Anyways, stream Alex Unknown

[@mothmen1399]

Actually I think sleep deprived podcast featuring Jshlatt, Aztrocist, Apandah, and Mikascus would be a better fit for that

[@derpz5569]

like the podcast sleep deprived podcast

[@unknownplite]

@@sohotimhot7975 There is a pipe bomb in your mailbox.

[@redmist6630]

45:38 ok thats obviously a gfuel can

[@Shadow_Empress]

Schlatt actually got my Google with his location bit and it made it so much better.

[@hexes5122]

My Alexa didn’t know how to detonate :( pretty disappointing

[@mintmakesnoises9332]

the only podcast that spends 26 minutes talking about bombing various locations of importance

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@kimonisandi1435 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@Ratmann985]

@@kimonisandi1435 you are least favourite puppy

[@luigifernando_]

@@kimonisandi1435 i have planted 3 pounds of cocaine in your backyard

[@BLUE-HU3]

In the span of a single minute, Ted has said both "that's what the point of the mask is", along with "road trip", and I couldn't help but just have Deja vu.

[@maskedninja111]

Timestamp

[@benjamin6261]

@@maskedninja111 37:15

[@coolcool9586]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while forgetting to use *67 when calling in terrorism threats to the government of the dominican republic

[@dedidedi9132]

Hay mi Madre por favor

[@glitterplatter]

“gosh darn it!! oh my!! not again!”

[@kahanumorales]

You guys SHOULD make all the "would you rather" questions a connected universe. Then in a year, take your wyr personas and play D&D with them as characters

[@andorraronay6150]

every week schlatt hones in on one thing and makes it his entire personality, this week it’s probiotics, and honestly i love that for him

[@dou7066]

*"Jschlatt"

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@sohotimhot7975 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@sniffles2220]

The thing about charlie vividly imagining a hole in the floor or teds truck got me dieing of laughter

[@zanderdevinci8198]

No but the thing is I swear I remember them talking about a hole in the floor of someone's car once

[@bradenmabry480]

@@zanderdevinci8198 YES I DO TOO

[@susofernandez8519]

@@zanderdevinci8198 holy shit me too, I though I was going mad

[@noahschuh9221]

@@zanderdevinci8198 same dude wtf

[@Serpentinaart]

@@zanderdevinci8198 I swear I remember Schlatt saying he was driving with Ted and there was a hole in the floor

[@rohangarg2468]

Imagine if Ted actually gets a real bomb threat but just refuses to believe it. God I love this podcast

[@bixbyte_]

@@sohotimhot7975 what the fuck

[@renzbrazil1048]

Now thats a "bomb"!

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@sohotimhot7975 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

7:20 fun fact, in the event of a bomb threat, my school apparently does not evacuate, instead there is a lockdown. I learned this a couple years ago when we were not allowed to leave summer school until 2 hours after classes ended because someone had called in a bomb threat.

[@Lazercake652]

Sorry that was just Charlie, he was in a silly lil goofy mood

[@rubenbrouwer6897]

I would definitly chuckle at this podcast while eating a sandwich

[@bethaniie_]

I'm currently chuckling at this podcast while eating a sandwich

[@MobiusVII]

@Ruben Brouwer So True, the themesong is perfect for the assembly

[@stanky_s]

charlie genuinely makes us laugh love you charlie

[@thatoneguy4584]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while convicting Ted of his horrendous crimes.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

I think in this episode it's Charlie and Schlatt's crimes LMAO

[@silly.guy.404]

This is the only thing i can listen to during school for me to get work done. Good job Ted, Charlie, and Schlutt

[@thatoneguy4584]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while sending the launch codes.

[@snoozey_bear]

Hey its that one guy

[@wolfemooney7188]

I was driving when Charlie yelled “LEFT!” and almost shit myself

[@marskalkblixten]

Charlie went up to the kid with the phone and proceeded to roll all natural 1s.

[@charlietheranga1026]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to a podcast

[@meanwhile_miles]

why is Charlie's bomb threat voice the same as Gillion Tidestrider's and why does that make it so much funnier

[@dedidedi9132]

I like the idea of a "bomb threat voice"

[@phoenix7580]

And the freeze bombs are the same thing from Prime Defenders

[@SomeFella1973]

when modern day gilleon sees a strip club

[@rumifoster]

charlie not knowing *67 and then proceeding to fail prank calls is so very gillion of him

[@lantztalksmanga]

Time for my weekly dose of "Sluckle Chandwhich"

[@IndianChandlerBing]

Buckle Cranwich

[@moohooman]

I feel like I'm on a watchlist after listening to this.

[@shinyfirefly6756]

this is the perfect podcast to be embarrassingly caught listening to

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@kimonisandi1435 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@vikiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I love how schlatt went from "I don't remember ted's truck having a hole in the floor" to bullying Ted for having a hole in the floor of his truck everytime Ted's toyota tacoma is brought up

[@_hey_im_josh_8119]

This is the perfect podcast to remember embarrassing moments to.

[@nathanfielderfan111]

oh shit its josh

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@kimonisandi1435 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@sohotimhot7975 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@dracheli2593]

•Funny freeze bombs with Gillion Tidestrider• Excited to see that episode lmao (20:45)

[@ThatPyukumuku]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while *not* bombing threats

[@ojsendshisregards2720]

@@kimonisandi1435 why

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@kimonisandi1435 Theres a bomb under your mattress

[@pizzatime3421]

6:05 “There’s a bomb” is one of the most hilariously derived lines I’ve ever heard in my life I’m dying 😂

[@electro8561]

so glad “Schlatt”, “Ted” and “Charlie” have put out another “episode” of their “podcast”

[@turxe3110]

“Yeah” “it” “really” “makes” “me” “sluckle” “while” “eating” “my” “chandwich”

[@thediamondswordpick9571]

dear god its spreading

[@otislloyd-zollinger2579]

I'm incredibly "glad"

[@Maski500]

This joke is so unfunny

[@otislloyd-zollinger2579]

@@Maski500 I "dissagree"

[@apathetic_ghost4235]

As a Vermonter, I fully empathize with Charlie's story about winter drivers/tailgating/highbeams/etc! It's insane!

[@theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525]

That happened to me last night in Vermont, my anxiety went through the roof

[@apathetic_ghost4235]

@@theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525 High key, VT drivers are the worst in the US. I’m convinced!

[@Fuzzyflame1]

100% happens in Utah too, and it pisses me off

[@sebellasorenson9734]

As soon as Schlatt said ‘bomb threat’ I immediately started to sweat

[@McSeal]

@@sohotimhot7975 I keep flagging your comments as terrorism

[@AtomBrown69]

@@McSeal yeah I've been reporting their comments for explicit material

[@Owen.Fallon]

Shweat

[@KnockbackZero]

This episode was the bomb. Truly an explosion of comedy. Keep it up.

[@justlikenat1516]

wow! this podcast posting schedule is so unpredictable and fun

[@bensterbenk8326]

as an Ithaca college student who was driving a subaru outback while listening to this at my boring job this episode felt like a surreal call to action

[@jaygged6472]

After that break I'm always surprised when I get a notification for chuckle sandwich. I'm like "woah they made another one"

[@bethaniie_]

Always a great feeling

[@williamwiand7389]

Ted is never getting through the airport quickly again after these bomb jokes

[@evaparkerr]

watching Charlie learn *67 right in front of my eyes was so beautiful and heartfelt

[@ThatPyukumuku]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being funny freeze bombed

[@RedBlobqualitycontent]

I love listening to the Meat Slathered in Mayonnaise podcast with a new episode once every 7 days!

[@Crowdraws]

This feels like an innuendo

[@allanrincon7200]

I come back to this episode whenever I’m in a particular mood

[@kelsierii4747]

explosive mood you could say

[@camryn_nicole418]

The Leaflet Slime from slimestory in the back of Charlie’s phone case is making my entire day!☺️

[@Tingus__Pingus]

This podcast actually weirded me out, because I was not only on a road trip, but I was going from ithica to Massachusetts, and Ted was talking about doing that

[@a-10warthog78]

I love how Ted is the most invested in the podcast and yet he gets bullied the most.

[@DocPwny]

the hyper specific calling out listeners bit is one of the best so far

[@Forrsch]

this is the best podcast to listen to while calling in an anonymous bomb threat

[@nosleep9816]

👍

[@bananabob2926]

They are the only people who could talk about bombs for literally 20 minutes and still keep it hilarious.

[@wingman4668]

“Give me the number to the White House” has never been said without negative implications ever 😂

[@artsygremlin9755]

Charlie’s true fear of VT back roads and goated trucks is absolutely beautiful. As someone who grew up fixing up my friends cars, it’s so true. Ppl will go eighty mph on black ice in both a ford or a Mini Cooper. It’s insane lmao

[@leahmcshanee]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while stealing a phone from a baby

[@maximumz1554]

that happens to be 6 inches tall

[@Keitorinnnnn]

“Our most embarrassing moments” talks about bombs for over 20 mins 😭😭😭

[@kelsierii4747]

the absolute crash this episode would be if they put bombs on the title, cause algorithm

[@RebelTrooperHoth]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making bomb threats to the local middle school

[@annaflaherty3771]

as a fellow vermonter, charlie's retelling of the primal fear of seeing nothing but bright ass headlights through your rear view mirror as you skate down an unplowed road is wonderful

[@fugyfruit]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while ******** ** * ****** ********

[@tuana9927]

charlie is so right about the “if its closer to your face it upsets you more”

[@naomiisntplant]

i always listen to chuckle sandwich while vacuuming and im right about to start cleaning - talk about favorite puppy timing

[@Raccoon.gang.]

I’m saving this episode just to listen to on a road-trip

[@praeposter]

This is the perfect podcast to randomly think about that one time you [REDACTED].

[@cros2069]

Bro that's risky. What if it wasn't redacted? It would be pretty bad for us if people found out about the time they [REDACTED].

[@thecalicodragon4103]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while staring directly and relentlessly into the depths of our life giving star for hours and hours getting stronger by the second

[@constancecurrier6153]

the "Shluckle Chandwich" bit really had me mouthing 'shluckle chandwich' for a good while...

[@concordecrashed640]

I am officially apart of the small percent of people listing to this on a road trip, currently halfway through the podcast and just hearing u say someone’s probably listening to this on a road trip made me laugh. Good stuff as always!

[@exalted_space9224]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while contemplating to live or not.

[@SethIsTheBethst]

Anyone see the recent episode with Jarvis and realize at about 3:10 Schlatt reveals his multiple phones like a year before that episode

[@mandisaurus]

seeing 22:09 pop up on my screen after the focus was on ted and charlie for so long was actually horrifying, literal jumpscare

[@JGonzZ.]

Them bringing up the bombs out of nowhere mid-conversations is so funny to me lmao

[@Thiccremoch162]

One of the first months in 6th grade, someone actually called in a bomb threat. It was completely fake of course, but it was one hell of a way to start middle school

[@BreifCase51802]

Did the caller have a blue yankee hat by any chance?

[@aaryabatchu1831]

I love how the description says they’ll maybe bring guests on in the future, meaning it hasn’t changed since episode 4

[@basimkhan452]

That five second silence after "Schlatt" says "iphone" kills me

[@danielparr9497]

Did Charlie shed an actual tear at 30:11? I feel the second hand my mans, I am so sorry.

[@cgumby]

Holy fuck he actually did

[@beel0rd680]

No it was just a reflection on his glasses

[@mothtarts1198]

This is the perfect “podcast” to listen to while making my “sandwich”

[@topmei1702]

The best podcast to listen to in an airport with no headphones for all to listen.

[@ic236]

The bomb threat bit really went on for 20 minutes

[@sipntea]

Can we get a counter for every time ted says that he loves audio listeners to death 23:59 35:21

[@JawnGG]

Just wanted to say I love the "podcast" this truly is a "podcast"

[@masonparker2667]

I propose a Chuckle Sandwhich episode of just 30 mins of Silence, Ted "Schlatt" and charlie all just staring at each other for 30 mins

[@woomyboy98]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while "not" making bomb threats :)

[@KysZilla]

Schlattalytic Converter saying "why am i so dark" as i turn my brightness up was the craziest moment in thia entire podcast

[@zachpike1773]

This is the perfect podcast to look out the window of my house at rural new york's delapidated barns

[@spookyman1573]

Yo thank you three phenomenal people. I'm 17 and going through losing my father and your podcasts have helped me so much. Please keep doing what you do cuz it's great

[@chimmelson]

E

[@hambunger9755]

We need to give “Schlatt” the “number” of the “White House.”

[@Barple_Bapkins]

6:09 there's a *boamb* 11:34 there's a second *boamb* 13:40 there's a *boamb* 13:54 I've planted a _boamb_ 15:38 I'm planting a _boamb_ 15:56 my *boamb* 16:51 there's a _boamb_ 18:53 like a -boamb-