church but it's just the ASMR parts

[@jamesmackey1238]

Let’s be honest, we all noticed the Irish priest had the most generous pour.

[@andrewcruz3837]

He didnt gaf😂

[@bppmurphy]

Look he thought he was pouring a pint for himself, us Irish can only pour alcohol in pint measures

[@mastermind1204]

Can you put a time slot?

[@MPakkan]

@@mastermind1204 It's at 8:16

[@mastermind1204]

​@MPakkan thank you very much, not sure how I missed it 😂 but thank you

[@mufan4ever]

'Holy bois gettin lit' might just be the best description of mass I've ever heard. Basically describes every Sunday morning from my childhood

[@kyleellis8665]

Get back to Mass!

[@jacky8585]

I clicked on the video thinking I was going to smoke wit some priest

[@EmilyRobinson5]

the way this video is edited makes it seem like an intense priest competition show lol, I love it

[@TheMacDonald22]

That would be a good game show idea.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Someone wrote "priest grand slam" and I'm still cackling. 😭 Holy bois do be getting lit.

[@keithcosimini2150]

I was thinking tryouts. A panel of priests behind the camera, chatting with even more relaxing voices and larger wine to water ratios.

[@mynameismayonaise]

LOL I was searching for "ASMR massage", but accidentally pressed enter after only typing "asmr mass" and this was the first video that came up. as a catholic, I cannot stop laughing

[@MrBambi3190]

The holy spirit had hand in that

[@SmokiWonKenobi]

Based

[@theworldmushroom2581]

Adding a ✨Holy Spice✨ to your nightly asmr

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Does this massage your soul and spirit well, my friend? 🤣

[@heatheraskme9582]

Literally what I did😭💀

[@RD_Gravehill]

idk why but the zooming in always makes me giggle-

[@ahanlon9315]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one ahahah, Just the slow zoom in on a guy eating communion wafers

[@HyperManic1000]

The editing is hilarious! It’s like a CoD montage lol

[@handsomepenguin.7659]

@@HyperManic1000 ew no

[@danisaguilera]

right?! in 2:58 it actually looks he zoomed on the priest laughing hahaha

[@madz3856]

@@HyperManic1000 LMAO it feel like at any moment they are going to look at the camera and say something so funny

[@kgodmode177]

You can tell which priests like to party based off their water/wine ratio

[@GoodOlRoll]

Half a glass of wine and a drop of water

[@disenchanted987]

The one in green at 07:30 was trying so hard to get the least amount of water in hahaha

[@charlieniven6558]

They really aren't taking this seriously enough

[@Rique_cent]

@@charlieniven6558 They barely put water so they can use the leftover water to clean the patens, chalice’s, and ciborium’s after the distribution of the Blessed Sacrament. To my knowledge, the only requirement is that there’s water and wine, so it doesn’t really matter how little or how much water they put. Not sayin that cus I’m progressive or anything, I attend the TLM and even when I attend the NO I kneel and receive Communion on the tongue. I’m just pointing out why they tend to put little water and lots of wine.

[@charlieniven6558]

@@Rique_cent well thank you

[@Airtayjay]

1:27 Something immersion breaking with all these holy vestments and suddenly an Apple Watch pops out of the sleeve

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

Immersion breaking? Immersed in what? These priests are living in the 21st century just like everyone else.

[@waterbox4202]

It is just a utility object just like his glasses or shoes

[@sully2932]

@@waterbox4202 glasses and shoes have existed for centuries. The Apple Watch is modern enough that it’s kind of jarring to see in this context.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

NGL, I talked to a villager once and she thought I was doing some important thing even though I was clearly in my pyjama because I was wearing my Apple Watch, therefore looking "ready". To do what? I don't know. The lady thought I was going to a meeting (?). It was 3 PM???

[@MagisterialVoyager]

@@sully2932 Someone tweeted (I think), begged people to stop wearing Apple Watch when dressed formally because it makes them look like Spy Kids and I'd agree a good 3-5 years ago, LOL.

[@sarahsstuff9880]

Idk why but the fact one of them has an apple watch on is hilarious to me lmao

[@seraphim_eternal]

My personal opinion is that priests should not have any jewelry on during divine liturgy/communion.

[@bobholt6217]

Hold your tongue and say APPLE!

[@hog7302]

@@seraphim_eternal weird opinion but ok

[@vilks887]

@@bobholt6217 lol

[@RJ-gk3hc]

religous drip?

[@nueanon]

Something about them hurriedly eating the communion wafers is so funny to me 😭😭

[@bym6952]

They have to cuz the entire church is waiting in them so they can get theirs 😂

[@bunts33]

I wanna see a priest pour some milk in the bowl, pull out a spoon, and just start chomping away on some Christ O's

[@StrikerWarren]

They shouldn't bite it.

[@KVergara]

​@StrikerWarren I never understood this common "rule". Pretty sure the original squad used their teeth to consume the Body of Christ.

[@StrikerWarren]

@HolyOrthodoxyIsLife Google it.

[@lowfiend]

I love the fact this is edited like some kind of obscure Tim and Eric skit.

[@therefore_I_yam]

I love where your head is at, I'm picturing more of Tim & Eric as wacky priests with terrible makeup just acting insane, and shots of a congregation full of people - none of whom look like they should be on tv - looking completely unamused.

[@stesgaming4570]

8:18 had me rolling. dude pours all that and got me cracking up already. the single drop of water was the cherry on top.

[@EyanWashington]

We all need to repent and turn to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He Loved us enough to carry a 300-pound cross and have His hands and feet nailed to it. He loves us all far more than we can imagine. It is through Him and not by our works that we can live and love. God bless.✞❤

[@jikanettanaka6629]

​@@EyanWashington Yeah go off or whatever but look at that damn pour dude is crazy with it

[@EyanWashington]

@@jikanettanaka6629 Jesus Christ loves you. Look at eyewitness testimony of Jesus Christ's death and how they claimed He rose from the dead. We have no photos or videos of George Washington, yet we know he existed because of the written accounts of his life. Same as any historical figure. The eyewitness of Jesus Christ's life and death claimed He rose from the dead. Don't take my word for it. Take theirs. Jesus loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you. God bless you and have a wonderful day.

[@justthememelordsnextdoor9120]

@@EyanWashingtonok bro whatever you say

[@biguncle49]

@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120IM GONNA MAKE IT RAIN PISS FROM THE SKY!

[@nocturnefaust3500]

Why is church out of context so funny?

[@woIf]

it's inherently hilarious how human spirituality devolved from a personal meaningful thing you share with your immediate community into a series of meaningless, bureaucratic rituals performed by wealthy strangers

[@luxither7354]

This is just a gross comment. The Priests of most parishes are friends of Communities. Talk to anyone who actually goes to a Catholic Church, or just any Apostolic Church, and they'll talk about their friendly Priest. They aren't a Rich Stranger. They are a good friend, entirely dependent on the Charity of the Community. The rituals in these Churches date to the inception of Christianity, testified by Extra-Biblical Apostolic works and Early Christians. They're mentioned in the Bible itself, take fulfillment of the Prior Jewish Customs. It's just ignorant and a strawman to paint Liturgical Customs and Religious Institutions as such, as it's unsubstantiated in any universal history. Did clericalism and issues exist? Yes! But does this mean we then degrade good people alongside the Bad? No! This is logically acidic, and breaks down any foundation of any institution.

[@freakonmysteak]

@@luxither7354jesus christ stop yapping

[@krishnakandury434]

@@luxither7354God gave you the gift of eloquence and you administered it with great aplomb mate.

[@anthony-ju6qo]

Because they tell us what to do and how to live. Always giving guilt trips in any earthly pleasures. There also the biggest hippocrates. I work in the Casino industry in A/C in NJ and know Priests , Nuns and other clergy who gamble and drink. There at the tables drunk off there ass. I've dated young ladies who wanted to become Nuns who quit due to sexual harassment from the Preists. They get the worst kitchen and maintenance details. There often treated like slaves. Then the Priests offer them a better job by giving some pussy or a Bjob. Some cant take the harassment and leave. My 3rd Cousin became a Priest and left after 10 years. He told me first hand, some are Alcoholics and looking to lay the Sisters. Some join to meet other Gay men in the Priesthood. I could tell you stories to make your head spin.

[@mcppchickensandwich9612]

As a Christian I go to mass every now and then, I always find these parts of the mass so relaxing lmao

[@HaydenAlbarado]

Catholic you mean

[@mcppchickensandwich9612]

@@HaydenAlbarado Yes, catholic.

[@seraphim_eternal]

@@HaydenAlbarado Catholics are Christians

[@HaydenAlbarado]

@@seraphim_eternal well a Christian can be any religion that believes Jesus is our savior

[@Marie-uh7jd]

@@HaydenAlbarado same thing they’re interchangeable Catholic is a type of Christian the other kind being Protestant

[@javacup4178]

I don’t know about anybody else but I find this videos hilarious the zooms keep getting me 😂😂

[@TheHonestCatholic]

whats funny about it

[@huskaii719]

everything lmao im dying laughing

[@ilovelean2134]

Always on the breathing too xD

[@PeachysMom]

@@ilovelean2134and chewing

[@Puer_luminis]

same

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

Pleassssse someone post the incense thing Catholics use during their mass

[@KenoReplay.]

Idk if there's any asmr videos with that, but to aid your search, the incense holder is called a "thurible"

[@laszlo_]

karuna?? i never thought i'd see you here?? 😭😭😭

[@gloria7324]

When the priest moves it around and in clanks against the chain! Also, during moments of silence when everyone is kneeling and you can just hear the pews and kneelers creaking.

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

@@gloria7324I was baptized catholic as a child and can recall so many masses I attended. It was rare the incense burner would be brought out (and depending on which church we’d attend that day), but when it did, it was why it became such a staple of Asmr for me. Thank you for reminding me about the pews! Or the crisp, crisp pages of the rice paper in the Bible. Just all around tingly memories that made me feel safe!

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

@@KenoReplay.thank you!!!! Google is my friend, but I was exhausted when I posted this haha.

[@seanrichmond6507]

8:17 when sunday mass Falls on new year's eve.

[@jericm151]

I audibly screamed "HOLY SH*T" when he poured the wine lmao

[@SirexCartier]

He did a fucking DROP of water I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikegallant811]

Wonder if Father had a New Year's Eve party to get to later. And I would imagine that some priests do live life much the same as we do except for a few certain things.

[@sketchtheparadigmyork1217]

Wow the zoom in at every inhale tells a lot and this persons sense of humor.

[@irisfilmproductions]

FR BRO

[@blacksite9514]

Hey!.. DO *NOT* SHOUT AT THE LORD *angry running noises*

[@wyllowgrayson8531]

do a traditional Latin Mass ASMR, the whispered “secret” part of the Mass would be beautiful

[@BishopGabby]

And then the gloria patri repeatedly asmr

[@Jimboreeee]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIfYkIOZe7uaaLssi=__dpziV90i8W43jm

[@NervousDisordo]

Yeah, I have had enough of this novus ordo crap

[@micoolkidfilms3270]

@@NervousDisordoyou get reverend and or Latin versions of it tho

[@CoRealm-lu8lg]

@@NervousDisordoYeah, I’m something of a sedevecantist (they have better ASMR)

[@sshii]

With every inhale zoom I ascend further.

[@ch9ones]

I'm catholic, and it's safe to say that this is my favorite part of mass

[@JWForce1059]

The Doxology - "Through Him, with Him, in Him..." always gave me some bumpin' tingles

[@mavow_]

The Eucharist is such a beautiful moment

[@calderas]

❤

[@MimikMaya]

0:39 that's what my mum sees in the kitchen at 3am when i'm hungry

[@Huntress1691]

I laughed so hard I met Jesus 😭💀

[@irisfilmproductions]

I'm going to hell for this 😭

[@thescarletking7]

GOD PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

[@Sparkles-gp2bm]

This is so funny 😂😂😂

[@TreacleMary]

I feel like I'm watching an international mass grand slam

[@DiSCO_YT]

LMFAOOOOOOO take my like

[@BeeABaw]

This edit is so godly no pun intended. Iv been feeling anxious all night and for some weird reason this help me break my anxiety and insomnia last night.

[@UnknownUser-sj2bm]

Jesus loves you brother

[@BeeABaw]

@@UnknownUser-sj2bm I hope that’s true.

[@desoush]

​@@BeeABaw I'm pretty late but I'm sure jesus does infact love you my guy ^^

[@SanGhanor]

You what is the weird reason, the human heart aches for God.

[@m.h.6610]

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard? Those zoom ins! Love it!

[@soniazavala2369]

Are you Catholic… you’re not you should not be laughing hardly

[@soniazavala2369]

You

[@soniazavala2369]

Ok chap?

[@knykny8602]

@@soniazavala2369bro it was not that serious

[@misszangz499]

@@soniazavala2369I’m not catholic and I’m laughing hard it’s hilarious

[@SamFWheatley]

God demands a part 2

[@GZ9090]

🤣

[@HiNinqi]

Yes!

[@papastummyfuzz9281]

Let there be part 2!!!!

[@thescarletking7]

LMAO

[@m.st.6657]

0:43 my boy didn't have breakfast. Munch Munch

[@squidle7812]

i’ve checked the nutritional value on the jesus wafers and there’s only one cal per host. poor guy was still hungry

[@m2rtenA]

Yeah, we fast atleast 6 hours before taking communion

[@xm214-aminigun9]

​@@squidle7812 The counting unit of wafers is hosts? Hello, i want 5 HOSTS SIR, May jesus BLESS YOU.

[@setonix9151]

@@xm214-aminigun9 It's called the host from the latin 'hostia' meaning 'sacrificial victim'.

[@moraz1111]

​@@m2rtenA 6 hours is not a fast. Most people go 6 hours between lunch and dinner!

[@adammaxfield1586]

4:03 was so random it made me laugh

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

"cleanse me of my sins" man i wish that guys apple watch vanished after that

[@AisforArtemis]

Time stamp?

[@ThatcherNelson]

There is nothing sinful about an Apple Watch.

[@brocksasser7450]

he is just a priest who did not swear the oath of poverty. It is very common and nothing sinful about his apple watch

[@caratv4687]

How do you know it's Apple brand?

[@ThatcherNelson]

@@caratv4687 because we can tell it's an Apple Watch

[@forfun2182]

i love how the ceremony demanded water jug might as well just be decoration, seeing how each priest tries their hardest to have as little of its content reaching that wine as possible

[@ThreeSeatStarboard]

The water cruet is mostly used for cleaning, both before and after the consecration, and in the event a consecrated host falls on the ground. The drop mixed with the wine represents human cooperation with the divine, even as the divine does the real work, so to speak.

[@alexcebreiro348]

4:03 when you stop to tie your shoes, only to look up and see no one stopped to wait.

[@lonelyguyofficial8335]

I love this comment section.

[@luca57882]

Going to Holy Mass is always so relaxing and tingly, glad I'm not the only one who gets it. Also other people whispering and their jackets crinkling in winter is just crazy ASMR. Also great for the soul ❤😊

[@ScottJB]

They may be meek and humble servants of the Lord but they're ballers and shot callers of ASMR

[@robertson1996]

I’m kind of agnostic, but these ceremonies/mass is nevertheless fascinating and admirable to me. And this is excellent ASMR, I got such tingles!🙏🏼

[@robertson1996]

@AX D instructions weren’t clear enough, got a household item stuck in an innocent pedestrian because my imaginary friend became so great. nah but even though i’m quite skeptical at many religious teachings (for example the concept of sin), the vibes of this video are soothing and nice. at the end of the day, i think one of the most important things are 1. to remain able to have a conversation about (and to freely question) anything. Just like science, which can always be updated upon learning new things. & 2. not to condemn love between to people in its pure innocent form (for example between lgbtq+ people, now matter how straight we are, i’m too btw) and just hearing people out instead of giving up on them. and, obviously, for heaven’s sake, ending lives of *absolutely innocent random people* who have no interest in actively engaging in any armed conflict, is about the unholiest thing I can imagine. if you believe in god, i believe he will take us to him when the time has come. actively ending someone’s journey prematurely without them even opposing any threat to you whatsoever is just so wrong. well yeah i’m addressing extreme examples of religious wrongdoing, but anyways, i’m open to talk about religion. as long as each others’ views are respected. 🙏🏼

[@SoldierOfGod778]

@@robertson1996 Either way God bless ya matey

[@Belisarius1648]

God be with you

[@DaGleese]

I'm agnostic too, but was raised as a catholic. Back when the priest would bless me, I would be filled with a tingling sensation, I used to think it was the holy spirit, but nope. ASMR.

[@jakupi1304]

@@DaGleese yeah but as a kid you probably didn’t know any better, same probably wasn’t even a thing back then

[@bunberrier]

As a boy brought ( unwillingly ) to a Catholic mass each sunday, the eucharist preperation and distribution had a most peculiar fascination with me. I always hoped it would be clearly visible and close from where we sat. The feeling was intense interest and an almost electric feeling of all my hair standing on end plus goosebumps. It wasnt until I heard of "ASMR" a couple years ago that I understood what it was. I assume people experience this to varying degrees and my experiences then must be near the very extremes possible without having a reaction someone else would notice, or maybe passing out.

[@luca57882]

It wasn't just asmr, it was Jesus coming to the church to Earth in body, soul and divinity. It is a powerful things and ofcourse you will feel it.

[@SanGhanor]

​@@luca57882 atheists clearly feel their heart ache for God, and dismiss with "asmr tinglings" 😂😂

[@adrianblkred]

“Unwillingly” as if 45 minutes every Sunday endured unbearable pain 😂 That feeling was God’s Holy presence being there with you and will always be there if you put your trust in Him. God bless you my friend 🙏

[@elokin300]

@@SanGhanorso you’re saying that God was speaking to me when my school checked everyone for lice?

[@laylaaaaa1901]

​@@elokin300LMAO

[@roseparsons2253]

This is y we always fell asleep in church 🤣

[@westav26]

6:50 when you just wanna be left alone to eat your crisps and dont want to share

[@kgodmode177]

3:00 just doing some holy bumps real quick

[@Airtayjay]

*three ducks in a trenchcoat in the back row* "Now do the prayer about daily bread."

[@nhopkins]

😂

[@achselstollen3078]

This is by far one of the best unintentional ASMR videos that was suggested to me in a while.

[@yeahkevinn]

My first asmr experience was listening to the bishop speak at church. The mouth sounds caught me off gaurd. Never questioned the feeling until much later in life. Glad I found this

[@daaave2142]

8:17 WELL DAMN MY GUY IS DOWN BAD

[@Whitelynx91]

He wanted all the blood of christ for himself

[@seraphim_eternal]

Lmao

[@end.olives]

​@@Whitelynx91 if it was me i would just drop a bit of the water in the jar and chug it

[@end.olives]

Gotta purify oneself

[@alforteresse]

They get to drink what’s left over. 🤣

[@Roseincolor]

As someone who went to catholic school and then turned agnostic after, I always found this relaxing and I would always find a way to close my eyes without the teacher looking

[@briankleinmeyer8876]

Every time it zooms, my brain goes SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

[@iamunamed5800]

I became Catholic because of this video lol. I saw it a few months ago as a protestant and I was like "huh they seem to actually respect God here" and then I went to the Stations of the Cross and was hooked

[@cozycasasmr4510]

if true this is one of the funniest things to me ever

[@iamunamed5800]

@@cozycasasmr4510 it is true lol. only caveat is im doing OCIA soon and havent actually became catholic yet

[@czerwynska]

Protestants don't respect God?

[@czerwonykwadrat6843]

Welcome home brother! ✝️

[@basil2451]

​@@czerwynska i was wondering tht but maybe is until you realize...

[@MisterBoswell]

Thank you for compiling this. I've been looking for ASMR related to this theme for a long time and sadly it seems to be very rare here on KZbin.

[@SchwarzerHaufen]

the zoom-ins on the inhales makes this seem like a shitpost

[@PAULAnERICA]

7:24 ASMR was best. Relaxing video.

[@luvatique]

the priest's whispering at 7:09 was so relaxing

[@swcxo5049]

I'd kneel, my 28 year old knees would crack and everything would be ruined.

[@MistyNightASMR]

"holy bois gettin' LIT!" The thumbnail is everything 😂

[@ericpurdie2441]

I feel blessed just by watching this video

[@user-xe9cm8jj4e]

“Cleanse me from my Siiiiiiiinnnnsss “ at 9:10 😮‍💨 😂

[@alexsamulenok]

it’s so weird that i scrolled to this comment right as he was saying it

[@joemarsden68]

LOL

[@Cammerlot]

this is perfection and the zooms are hilarious

[@PhanTimo01]

You need to make a part 2, the daily tv mass channel is ASMR gold.

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

They be munchin on that body of Christ like it’s some Lay’s Baked Oven chips 🤣🤣🤣 That was both hilarious and relaxing 🙏🏾🖤

[@perecipita]

I thought we were not supposed to chew it ?

[@alforteresse]

@@perecipitawe’re not. We’re supposed to let it dissolve to avoid it potentially falling out accidentally. I think it may be harder for priests since they have more to do and say after that part.

[@perecipita]

@@alforteresse thats so true, i didnt think about that and now i feel dumb lolll but it still feels wrong to me as I was taught when I was little that we were not supposed to chew it out of respect for the body of Christ too.

[@theworldmushroom2581]

Yummy

[@mikegallant811]

Munch munch..

[@LordSkella]

The zooms crack me up! I wish there was an air horn version to go with those dank zooms!

[@Nalhirrim]

lets get real, dude at 7:09 is the mvp of this vid. Too bad there inst more of him

[@Thurifer2005]

The Priest is not a "dude". You call him Fr.

[@end.olives]

​@@Thurifer2005 yeah so sad this guy called this dude that the new generation has no respec

[@CatastrophicConundrum]

@@end.olivesoh my gosh it’s one comment in a youtube video be real

[@LesbianArgenti]

@@CatastrophicConundrumliterally 😭

[@end.olives]

@@CatastrophicConundrum omg sorry girll my jubbies where awful 10 months agooooo!! 🌾🥀🥀🌾🥀🌾🪻💮🌻🌾

[@islahogarth7550]

i was just thinking about how much asmr i got from the communion blessings at church and was looking for smthn to replicate that feeling, this is brilliant thank you for compiling this!!

[@cinnarapmon]

i’m an orthodox so church can be very different in some ways, it’s never quiet when there’s a liturgy or anything like that and they burn a lot of incense (which makes me cough a lot because i have asthma) so they’re usually just very stressful and migraine inducing situations, also i’m not religious and i only visit monasteries close to me because i was baptized in one of them and in the other one i had my confirmation school, they’re very peaceful and the priests, nuns and monks are lovely, it’s always just so relaxing to go there since no one would ever dare go there to disturb anyone

[@CHURCHISAWESUM]

You say you're Orthodox and then say you're not religious 🤔🤔🤔

[@jujulachlan11]

@@CHURCHISAWESUM it’s a sect of christianity…

[@gator_productions]

@@CHURCHISAWESUM yea

[@hyjinx1889]

yeah i was raised catholic and from my experience they only bring out the incense on special occasions, for example confirmation. However when I got confirmed even then they didn’t bring in incense because people might get allergic reactions.

[@SoRunThatYeMayObtain]

​@@hyjinx1889What? It's fairly common in my country. Although I've been to masses that don't have incense I certainly don't think it's rare.

[@geraldkiing1904]

Altar servers can relate to this video so much because of how close we are to the priest during the Mass.

[@alforteresse]

This!! Trying not to have too many tingles because I had to ring the bells at the right moment. 🤣 😅

[@Thebustermann]

Do this in memory of me......

[@dyrball]

I think the priests try to add the least amount of holy water humanly possible is the funniest shit

[@scrapdog2113]

Finally, this is the Catholic asmr content I’ve been looking for! Lol

[@redspeye7823]

The parts that make me fall asleep in church as a kid were always my favorite, and hit just as hard today as my dad did back then when I did snooze. 😂

[@TIBKProductions]

The whole Latin Mass is ASMR. As a Traditional Catholic, I agree.

[@m.-9615]

I've never set foot in a church, but I've seen some of the services on TV and I've always got asmr tingles from it as a kid.

[@15sixmedia]

7:23 ᴮᴸᴱᴳᴴ

[@PlanetTelex2]

ROFL astute observation, perfect description

[@prdix]

I was waiting for this comment 😭

[@pairuh5021]

hank hill

[@ArtificiallyIdiotic]

Infodump here, maybe tmi. Ifind huge comfort in this. Im neurodivergent and was forced to attend to church mass as a kid. The ambent made me deeply uncomfortable, with the loud and unionized chants. Those sparked anxiety on me to a point in my early years of forced attendance i would cry and beg not to go, and get dismissed and called vile names (by my own mother) for not liking it. The only part i could find good in the whole ordeal was those silent prayer moments before the partition of the Body. Everyone went silent. I could indulge in the calmness and serenity of the moment for a brief period of time. Today ive grown to endure many neurodivergent overstimulation hardhsips and looking back at those times, know what was happenid with me and my mind in that ambient, having understood the reason for my discomfort brings me peace about my religious and spiritual choices. Im glad ive found these exerpts on KZbin.

[@쑤쑤-c1b]

Came from Reddit! Good edit and it is so interesting. Just subed your channel! Keep it up the good work 🤗

[@thelastasmrchannel5734]

쑤쑤 wow, thanks! ☺️

[@edmundkempin3653]

Man I've been looking for this specific type of video for ages! Asmr Holy Communion compilation, fantastic 😀Thanks for the upload!

[@Kennnnyy__]

@@thelastasmrchannel5734 exactly the same with me. Incredibly relaxing. Do you have a link to the source clips? I’d love to check them out :))

[@thelastasmrchannel5734]

@@Kennnnyy__ thanks for watching! I put the channel in the description, it’s called DailyTVMass.

[@Schampu4000]

I wholeheartedly believe that communion started as just some guys having a snack. The religious thing came later.

[@czerwonykwadrat6843]

It started as a jewish ritual supper

[@malditaseaintensifies-kd8ec]

The first communion was a Passover Seder.

[@mikegallant811]

That's right, JC and his disciples sharing a Passover Seder. Unfortunately Judas Iscariot acted like a punk and ganked JC. Betrayed him.

[@ginagovernatore9043]

You know why we stan Jesus in this house? He went off on that cross so your sins could be canceled. Periodt.

[@koppunch]

Gen z priests 🤣

[@kennymccormick8906]

Cringe

[@JonAutopsy]

Is "Stan" Jesus's first name?

[@pandajohn5911]

Stan who? What?

[@sai.2350]

That’s a way to spread the gospel I guess lol

[@kaytilauridsen287]

I'm catholic, and though it kind of makes me uncomfortable feeling like a bit of this is somewhat unreverent in the editing, I still have to admit that these parts of mass are 100% ASMR material

[@GeminautVA]

If it's any consolation, the edits don't change what I think of the Church and the good Lord above.

[@dnielxxx]

it makes me uncomfortable too. are priests actually chew the communion bread? by teeth? it just makes me gross

[@saramanning7630]

I think god has to have a sense of humor at this point

[@dnielxxx]

@Sanctus Paulus i know, but the priest in the video looks like chewing the bread...

[@Jkp1321]

@Sanctus Paulus the scripture literally says to chew

[@danisaguilera]

aw yiiiis! Please do a series of asmr blessings! It's the thing that give me the most tingles and there's not a single channel with a bunch of actually good ones. It's a niche.

[@Anwelei]

I’m a Christian of the Protestant variety and our church services are NEVER this relaxing LOL. They have become more like rock concerts. I’ve visted both catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches and I much prefer their services. Super relaxing and ancient feeling. And absolutely ASMR inducing. Plus in Catholic Mass you get a small workout with all the kneeling and standing!

[@newbornassassin7291]

Come to the orthodox church ! You will be welcomed in open arms brother it's the original church that still worships biblically . You will love it god bless

[@mikarooni7]

during my easter services, the people who hold the wine and bread talk in such a calming voice, and if you sit close to them you can hear them talk over and over and its so nice

[@Hunterhunter2007]

This is the funniest thing I've seen today.That look at 4:04 had me rolling!

[@BillyBassBen]

7:51 did he just say marshmallow?!

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

“Wash me, O Lord”

[@lonelyguyofficial8335]

🥲

[@beancate]

i study in Catholic school, and they make each batch sponsor a noon mass every month. and the chapel at my school is made of marble, so like there's a lota echoing, so you can literally hear the Host crunching in the priest's mouth 😭😭😭

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

Acoustics.

[@beancate]

@Carlo Cabz NEJSDNAKDK

[@AisforArtemis]

Ur user 💃✨

[@beancate]

@@AisforArtemis eggsactly

[@LadyBrady357]

This popped up after looking up videos about midnight mass... ...well played youtube.

[@jimothy2361]

I was at a mass for the first time in a while and immediately thought of ASMR while the priest was pouring the wine in complete silence... glad someone else saw it 😂

[@wwld9823]

>pours 3 gallons of wine >pours 3 drops of water

[@Waldemarvonanhalt]

For maximum ASMR, OP should show a pontifical high mass or some other form of the Tridentine mass.

[@ChloesWhiteVan]

I'm a grown agnostic atheist and I've never been to a church but now I kinda wish I did because this is super relaxing lmao

[@CHURCHISAWESUM]

Go to a traditional latin mass or maybe a nice Orthodox cathedral. It's a surreal experience, very ancient and reverent.

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

​@@CHURCHISAWESUM Orthodox liturgies are literally the opposite of relaxing. There's almost no silence. The Traditional Latin Mass (especially the low mass) is a much better option if you want moments of silence and peace.

[@nik.olas328]

The mere existence of this video makes me giggle 🤭

[@flysai5126]

yknow, my dad used to take me to church when i was over at his place on certain weekends, and i dont think ill ever stop feeling that warm feeling whenever i hear this kinda stuff. I dont believe in god, but i think there is something in this world, and i think no matter what, churchs are centers for community and joy. cept like really fucked up stuff some churhces do. other than that though christianity is a really wonderful thing.

[@JXLegends]

In all honesty though, my first interest in ASMR started when I was sitting in church and those nice quiet moments would come around and I wanted more of them.

[@scourix4181]

This is some excellent Audio! Great ASMR!

[@user-ju8bs4hh2c]

most tingles i’ve ever gotten in my LIFE i keep coming back

[@theblacksmithgamer1]

Never would have thought I’d be relaxed by church lmao, normally it makes me extremely uncomfortable 😂

[@-Dazai-]

🤣🤣 you’re so cool and edgy

[@elok420]

I also get uncomfortable and bored un church, so glad I stopped going.

[@-Dazai-]

@@elok420 you’re so lost

[@elok420]

@@-Dazai- ahhh, anime photo profile, hahahabahaha

[@-Dazai-]

@@elok420 haha absolute geek haha 🤣🫵

[@chloe3184]

i love the zoom ins, really makes the entire video

[@seanrichmond6507]

00:36 when you are sitting between a couple fighting. But you just sit there in silence eating your chip's.

[@JoVCherb]

Celebrating Easter with this video ❤

[@Thurifer2005]

Maybe the most decent Novus Ordo I ever seen

[@Bulls_Aye]

I just love the random zoom in 😂

[@windbuster]

As an Orthodox Christian, i appreciate Catholic masses, God bless you brothers ☦️❤️✝️

[@kayknouse3300]

I was looking for a video exactly like this one. Thank you SO much!

[@PumaArg]

Catholics have SUCH a VIBE. The BEAUTY, the ELEGANCE, the DRAMA, I love it 😂❤🔥

[@etloing5016]

The zoom ins were hilarious. Great video!😅

[@Nalhirrim]

4:03

[@joemarsden68]

Love the extreme zooms lol