Church Soup Ep. 08 (Liquid Trees, Alice Cooper, Joe Biden's Corvette, and more!)

Church soup is a satirical look at evangelical news. If you have ideas for future segments, leave a comment with #ChurchSoup
On this episode, we look at liquid trees, Alice Cooper, Joe Biden's corvette, Bob Barker, Kevin Sorbo, Jackie Chan, the Kardashians and much more!
#cwac #evangelicalnews #satire #satiricalnews #fakenews

[@BillEdwards4]

Thanks. I can't unsee that either.

[@SoldierofChrist9]

Martin Short!!! LOL You are correct in that Big K

[@Paladin12572]

Good stuff, as always! And Alice Cooper makes anything he's in even better!

[@robmc120]

It's sad to see him go, may he be with the Lord in peace, but TBH the Bob Barker joke FLOORED me, it took me a couple minutes to recover from that one, great job as always Keith! May God bless you all!

[@cindymonk6994]

Just keeps getting better and better. Keep it up Pastor Kevin!

[@cindymonk6994]

I thought I wrote Keith 😁 please excuse.

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church.

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@cindymonk6994🐪

[@Gablesman888]

Kids sick and staying home from school in the '80's? Howzabout the 50s and 60s? Bob Barker had a quiz show named "Truth or Consequences". I survived the mumps in part through watching that funny show.

[@taragriffith25]

This was great 😂 I don’t watch the news but I’ll watch this any day

[@MakeAmericaNiceAgainPlz]

I'm starting to get more harbor freight commercials now each ime I play your vids😅

[@lthunt6613]

"I Hate everything." Absolutely epic!

[@brandonhuff1333]

Brother Keith as a reformed baptist I want to tell you how much I appreciate your videos even though you're a presby still love you as a brother in Christ 😂 ( as a side note most of my favorite pastors and authors are Presbyterian 😂😂). However I would like to file a complaint because with that Joel Olsteen joke I can't unsee that now 😅

[@ConversationswithaCalvinist]

Everyone thinks I’m Presby. But I’m actually reformed baptist. Presby is my secret identity ;-)

[@adamhawkins3036]

Liquid church sounds like they will conform to any shape to hold its congregation whatever format

[@katemolly100]

Love these!!

[@mrr7870]

Australia is just Florida all grown up

[@dawnmichelle4403]

Your daddy is adorable! 🥰

[@michellemccann3710]

Martin Short doing a Tim Allen impression 😅

[@keithmaclean2394]

I too am a Pastor named Keith who’s been called Kevin throughout my life. I look forward to lamenting this together in Tullahoma next Feb 😂

[@qwerty-so6ml]

Only one Gospel: The Gospel of Reconciliation. Jesus Christ came into THEIR kingdom to reconcile fallen angels unto Himself. We are the fallen angels kept in DNA chains of darkness. If you do not confess being a fallen angel in Lucifer's kingdom, then you are an unbeliever. Unbeliever = those that claim to be made in the image of God.

[@jdowney308]

“Please have your pets spade and neutered”. Epic. I love this channel.

[@Bob-se1rr]

great video kev

[@falsouth762]

Great video Kevin.

[@johnwillis3941]

How about instead of big K, special K!! 😂 Just kidding I really appreciate you and your content brother!

[@ConversationswithaCalvinist]

Haha! I almost made the same joke. Special K is funny :-)

[@chachi_is_my_dog]

I love your sweet dad! ❤️

[@Tylerstrodtman]

Nobody bathes in San Francisco. In all honesty, though, I just about to crashed my car, laughing so hard at the Bob Barker joke. Well done, Pastor Kevin!

[@robmc120]

I wasnt driving, but i had to pause the video for a minute or two to recover from that joke!

[@tckirkman]

"Hit the thumbs down button twice" 😂

[@encouragementbriefs4042]

I'm trying to start a movement amongst Christian social media to call "X" chi.

[@tunafish848]

Thwts more of a Greek movement

[@kenr86]

Anyone who can poke fun at Joel Osteen is worth of viewing. And seriously, Pastor Keith, you need to visit Australia and see the snakes....

[@davidpoultney4080]

My favourite Kardassian is the tailor on Deep Space Nine

[@reformedpilgrim]

For the record, I’ve never seen Martin Short and Joel Osteen together at any time.

[@PostmillennialChristian97]

Church soup is anything but soupy, it's pretty meaty like a stew! Love this segment!

[@pauldelaney5990]

My favourite Cardasian? It just had to be Garak!!

[@caramelcreme777]

Keith Foskey has handily replaced Al Mohler as my favorite celebrity Baptist. 10/10 would recommend.

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church.

[@YSLRD]

One of your best.😊 But Alice Cooper needs shock theology camp if he wants to call himself Christian- no matter who endorses him.

[@TwistTimHansel]

Even if the Holy Spirit, God the Father and Jesus were to endorse Alice?

[@JBharvey1984]

You know the reference was from a movie in the early 90s, he got saved since then. He has cut down his act since then

[@micahlantz905]

"Potential" church!!!! Lol 😆

[@scottcoard1486]

My wife is still laughing even though the video was over a couple of minutes ago.

[@bencrane8505]

Alice is a good dude. I keep waiting for him to open a restaurant though.

[@becauseimbatman5702]

My favorite Cardassian is Elim Garek, obviously.

[@TwistTimHansel]

He was so much more than just a Plain and Simple Tailor.

[@becauseimbatman5702]

@@TwistTimHansel how dare you slander the name of such a plain and simple tailor by insinuating that he's anything other.

[@bebakerus]

I legit did not know about Cooper and Sproul. I like him more now.

[@GODLOVERBAM]

I had heard that about Joel Osteen before and yes, I will never see anything else

[@joeakajojoconwell6912]

Keith: some people call me Kevin, not to be confused with Kevin Sorbo.

[@Skiis44]

My husband thought the Cardassians from Star Trek had a spin off show, the first time he heard Keeping Up with the Kardasians.

[@aliciamonroe615]

I'm at a loss as to how that woman preaching a "Barbie sermon" can relate a plastic toy doll to a man wearing pink.

[@Skiis44]

Ken wears pink in the movie.

[@JBharvey1984]

The bob barker joke was by far the best joke I have ever heard. I think if Bob barker is in heaven, he would have laughed at that one too

[@robininva]

#churchsoup My idea for another video is how to (mis)use scripture to get what you want from another. I know it will be terrific!

[@sherlocks8893]

"Kardashian? Is that English?" "Yes, it's English." No, you self-absorbed space cadets, it's Armenian. Quit leading this poor man astray! Also, there's a Liquid Church (usually they just call it Liquid) in my area. It's a charismatic sorta house church. I think like 12 people attend.

[@guillermoletsworkitout3522]

Of course Australians would just stand there like nothing

[@purpose8141]

I just recently found out that KZbin does not consider it a view unless/until you watch the whole video through.

[@rjc9537]

So good! Hit that thumbs down button twice! 😂😂😂✌️

[@joeakajojoconwell6912]

Thanks for the gem of a phrase "assigned by God" for pronouns!

[@douloschristus1475]

I’m going home to burn everything I own that is pink

[@BirdieSenpai]

"This video is not available in your country." In...in America?

[@hughsalter7769]

alice cooper WON A LADMO BAG!!!!!!!!

[@Revolver1701]

Yeah, but it was a 67.

[@Mereosity]

Check out our first episode. We address common misconceptions of the Protestant teaching of a self-authenticating canon. Would love to hear your thoughts!

[@4jgarner]

I've heard of "high church vs low church" but these big eva church are "lowest church" 🤮

[@thomasweaver3405]

Calvinist brothers and sisters in Christ, I am not a Calvinist. While I respect an element of predestination, I am curious about how the story of Jonah fits into Calvinism. God told Jonah that He would destroy the city of Ninevah (and I don't think that God lies). Yet, when the people of Ninevah repented upon hearing the message brought by Jonah, God relented and spared them from the destruction that He said he would bring on them. What is the Calvinist point of view on God changing His mind? If God can change His mind (as I believe He can from passages like Jonah) then isn't it wrong to write off those who were not born into the elect? Alternatively, if you are against the viewpoint that God changes His mind, why? Thank you!

[@lonelibertarian]

I don't have any sound. Anyone else having that problem?

[@redfrozenseven]

Why is that “Entertainment” in Church is always so lame? How does that attract anyone?

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church.

[@qwerty-so6ml]

One Gospel: Gospel of Reconciliation. Jesus Christ came into THEIR kingdom to reconcile fallen angels (ELOHIM) unto Himself. We are the fallen angels (ELOHIM) kept in DNA chains of darkness. If you do not confess being a fallen angel in Lucifer's kingdom, then you are an unbeliever. Unbeliever = those that claim to be made in the image of God (ELOHIM).

[@MuzikMondayz]

You have to face a Holy God on Judgment Day. He sees lust as adultery (Matt. 5:28) and hatred as murder (1 John 3:15). Will you be guilty? Jesus took your punishment on the cross, and rose again defeating death, to save you from Hell. Repent (Luke 13:5) and trust in Him today.” John 3:16, “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”

[@35mayocynthia]

Maybe Big Eva should stop using the word church and start using the words Christian amusement park.

[@housebeach]

I did it. Hit the thumbs down button, twice.