Mentoring is a Dirty Job - The Mad Mentor #02

My second foray into Final Fantasy XIV's Mentor Roulette lead me to some deep, dark, disgusting places. How many low level dungeons will it take before I lose my mind? Only one way to find out!
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[@Brahmsonite]

Since you asked, the reason DPS are so often late to Ready Up is because DPS Privilege is getting to do other things (eg laundry) while your queues don't pop.

[@alejoclosa7705]

i once tried to queu for the Bahamut's raids with duty finder, 2 hours later i decided it wasn't worth it

[@MarcoGCL]

@@alejoclosa7705Bahamut queue almost never pops. You’re going to need to use Party Finder if you want to do it.

[@fizzlepop7309]

Or doing DoH stuff/other quests to kill time, so then you have to switch classes once it pops.

[@pedroscoponi4905]

@@alejoclosa7705 Coils is just about the least likely thing to _ever_ pop through DF, even compared to other EX/Savage stuff

[@TheLogan1156]

​@pedroscoponi4905 Coils isn't part of any roulette, so it'll only pop if you go in unsynced or with a pre-made party.

[@greedlings]

My suggestion is that if you want some real spicy mentor runs turn the “join duty in progress” option on. Would love to see your reaction to being thrown into a dungeon where 20 minutes have already passed

[@Khaisz.]

My favorite pass time, queing duty and joining a 7-20 min duty in progress just to find out what happened. (Sadly most of the time its just "player afk")

[@liviealamode]

if i remember correctly, when you queue into mentor roulette, its turned on automatically, cider has just gotten unlucky so far. (though i suppose unlucky is relative in this case)

[@justwatching6118]

@@liviealamode mentor here - nope, you have turn on manually

[@AcraViolet]

@@liviealamode it doesn't unfortunately

[@karasutsuki1733]

i had one of those 25min in prog runs in Snowcloak the other day, it was a tankfill. It was a triple french only party that didnt speak english at all, the blm spammed Fire III on aoe and singletarget and the healer was a cure bot, I finished it, but it wasnt pleasant

[@ajp1282]

11:09: Laughing WAY too hard at Au Ra 7 making battle noises and constantly restarting Il Mheg theme 🤣🤣🤣

[@NeoTrggrTheGammer]

yeah I crackled in laughter when I noticed that

[@Foxpawed]

It sounds like Link in Wind Waker struggling when he's shoved in the barrel.

[@concentratedregret6394]

I didn't notice it until now, now I can't stop noticing it

[@ChaoGuy2006]

My character seems silent in battle outside of emotes. Not sure if that's good or bad (or if I hit an option and forgot)

[@ngwoo]

"How did the summoner get amnesia" when you're playing Dzemael Darkhold I believe that's mitigation

[@VashimuXIV]

I am really curious to see how Cider’s decent into madness will formulate over the course of his mentor pilgrimage.

[@TheGameKat]

Fair point. Achievement hunting and mentoring are likely the two biggest causes of FF14 insanity.

[@gateauxq4604]

He hasn’t gotten an EX yet, the ultimate test of his reflexes

[@mocmeo4425]

Aurum Vale into Aurum Vale into Dzemael is a true combo

[@loranpayne840]

It was very “Anything but Aurum Vale!” “No not like that!” lol 😅 mentor roulette gives and mentor roulette takes away…

[@drake713]

I did 6 dzemael last night, joined some friends on a levelling roulette and got dzemael... absolutely cursed

[@Malicebane]

8:25 Fun fact- it's actually the other way around! He's casting a spell that turns anything other than himself inside it in to the little leafy guys. So you want him to hit the enemies to essentially make them easy pickings. It's neat dungeon mechanics.

[@ngwoo]

It's wild to think that they used to put gameplay into the game

[@Tsuukime]

I've finished my 2000 mentor runs a few weeks ago. My advice is to switch jobs every so often to not get bored and as someone else said "Join party in progress" will give you some interesting stuff. You also tend to get the most complex stuff when queuing as DPS.

[@Speedy_Boi__]

13:19 "Wait a minute, wait a minute, is that... oh no... every mit simultaneously against half of a pull?!" 😂😂

[@stephanieo-r9691]

Last time I ran Aurum Vale as a healer, I had a tank who didn't know the strats (cos they were new) but they DID know how to Holmgang perfectly to avoid death and give me enough time to heal him. God bless that sprout

[@piedpiper1185]

9:12 - "I wish the tank would mit" My life as a healer.

[@AcraViolet]

it's either they don't know what mitigation is or they pull one mob at a time and pop everything at once 😭 and there's nothing in between

[@KianaWolf]

Addendum: Wish the DRK would remember more mit than TBN exists. At this point, I breath a happy sigh when a tank pops rampart on a trash pull. Practically squee when they remember arm's length has a slow effect. This is the dichotomy of healer: Life conspires to make you salty, but that makes the little things sweeter by contrast.

[@darkuscarlet]

@@KianaWolf DRKs and PLDs have a boner for TBN/Sheltron and it pains me. Yes, I know funny TBN proc and Holy Sheltron regen. Please cycle your mits though.

[@Zanador]

I love how you gradually add to your repertoire of sound effects. Like first the achievement unlocked lala noise and the "AAAH" noise for something dying, then "TREMBLE" and later the other "TREMBLE", then "LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTA" and "GAZE", and now you have asthmatic Au Ra

[@Xenmaru00]

i fucking hate that in order to have the best /furious shout in the game, i have to sound like i'm gargling a bag of dicks every time i swing my damn scythe...

[@CyanPhoenix_]

making your next week's glam out of the stuff you get from this week's dungeons is such a cool idea! kinda makes me want to unlock mentor roulette lol

[@SocketedSocket]

At 7:39 the Samurai isn't switching to "rp walk", he's using controller. Moving the left stick on the controller gently makes you walk

[@mosley3485]

Literally the same thing.

[@Zanador]

@@mosley3485 Functionally the same thing, but the difference is that doing it on controller doesn't require going out of your way to hit a specific toggle button. It's impossible to do that on keyboard without specifically trying to.

[@spizzz7221]

It's just walk run and sprint. Idk why walking is called rp walk

[@Sara88890]

@@spizzz7221 Probably because on mouse and keyboard you have to go out of your way to walk (I think it's the / key) rather than it being how hard you push the left stick on controller, which is an easier toggle, and so you really only see it on PC when people are rping, or making a video.

[@mosley3485]

@@spizzz7221 because it's largely useless outside of rp venues.

[@ShamanRage24]

Watching these has really brought me peace with my level of gameplay. Too often you see guides and content and posts that are crafted to Instagram levels of perfection and they leave out all the ugly stuff. Clipping ogcds, messing up mechanics, causing wipes. Sometimes I forget to keep my gcd rolling. I tried to wall to wall pull in Tower of Zot the other day and got educated by the Hypertuned. Wipe felt awful and the mentor in the group just kept making emoticons in chat and being very passive aggressive. Content like this helps dispel the mythical perfection that a lot of people in the community pretend to have attained and I appreciate you giving us a realistic view into what it’s really like instead of curating your content to the same level of impossibly perfect clips.

[@acebui4578]

The inhaler voice repeating at the end is a nice touch xDD

[@hirudemonstrife]

I completely died of laughter when you suffered the au ra voice - my bonded used to have that voice and hated it so much a fantasia was used purely to switch out of it.

[@Tolly7249]

Me: Ugh, today sucks. Cider Spider: Posts a new Mentor video. Me: Oooo, today rules!

[@odakotarose]

i should not be sitting here cackling in the middle of the night over a roly poly oly reference in the year of our lord 2024, and yet here we are

[@idgie534]

9:58 unfortunately even the mighty mentor crown is poor cover for when the heavens fall

[@steveh1474]

The "1 like = 1 whatever" bit in the outro is fantastic every time

[@KazikoWhite]

While I suspect that samurai was RP walking because they were on controller.. I would LIKE to think that they're walking around the boss slowly while saying to their monitor "This will be the last day you walk this earth, you beast Have at you!"

[@NakuruKouChannel]

im getting really accustomed to the TREMBLEEE!!!! and the AaaAaAaAAAaah

[@gr3yvengeance597]

I'm starting to hear them in my own duties now 😆

[@junkyard_dog18]

ive been so confused about those...what are they ?? lol

[@arathain2]

LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH AAAaaAaAa made me giggle.

[@Xenmaru00]

@@junkyard_dog18 so i dunno about the death gurgle, but "TREMBLE!" in the female voice is the end of a line the boss of Pandaemonium 12 does. The male version, is usually Cound Cidolfus Orleandu, from the last in the Ivalice Raid series.

[@kiiturii]

so it is tremble, I always hear either Crumble, Rumble or Tremble and never knew which one it was

[@aco8714]

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, SENPAI?" - had me wheezing with laughter, thanks x

[@mifdsam]

I miss old Sohr Khai, with the platforms at the final boss

[@VGninja92]

I love that grandma bunny was replaced halfway through by the Au'ra that works at Denny's.

[@That.guyjono]

Mom! New CiderSpider just dropped!

[@iamsalamander]

Sometimes, the poop wipes you

[@nanakimurasaki]

I imagine the reason why ShB dungeons are so rare is cause even after 5 years. The player saturation for that content is still relatively low compared to the saturation for ARR - HW - SB. There are just so many more low tier dungeons being played by newer players or players that still have sprout. The probability is simply heavily weighted towards ARR & HW the most.

[@NibelungJ]

ARR have literally more dungeons than SB, ShB and EW combined. Not only you have more dungeons in leveling range (being 50 levels instead of 10),but also during ARR there was 3 new level cap dungeons per patch instead of the current one.

[@Nazuiko]

@@NibelungJ The 50 level gap trhing isnt super relevant as they aren't every other level like expansion content; First 3 are level 16, and then a new one every *fourth* level instead. There's about double the ARR dungeon count vs. Stormblood, but 3 of those dungeons dont count as theyre MSQ -- No wait, we're down to 2. So 29 vs. 16 - Interestingly, ShB's 13 means there is *exactly* as many ARR dungeons as there are SB + ShB

[@EmoArbiter]

13:53 "that I should ever get the same one twice in a row, is pretty unlikely" Meanwhile, DPS mentors getting Under the Armor 5 times in a row. I'm curious to see if he switches up from SCH. In my experience Healers get a ton of dungeons, while DPS get somewhat more variety, but half your duties are guildhests from people farming comms

[@Zanador]

Guildhests are fast at least. That's really not too bad.

[@kiiturii]

is that how people get comms? 8k hours in this game and I'm still at 1.2k

[@honkedoffjohn]

I once had to explain how Healers in the The Great Hunt (Extreme) were not needed and that we needed as much DPS as possible. We kept wiping for an hour cause you can't die more than three times. Eventually the vote abandon went thru. Worst Mentor Roulette Ever!

[@PokingMangoes]

Duty Finder is going to give you a healer regardless, and being able to Esuna the stacking dots in the later phase can actually be pretty helpful.

[@KainYusanagi]

@@PokingMangoes Healer roles can DPS too, and should be. Here, it's basically priority.

[@Negian2]

17:12 If you don't remember there being an Amnesia debuff in the game, it did its job right

[@daemongo1202]

That Au Ra voice 100% makes me think of the grunts from Link's Barrel Beat

[@Melancholy_Scholar]

By coincidence, I also had a tank in Aurum Vale using every mitigation ability on cooldown regardless of the situation. Except they also used their enmity ability every time, switching it on and off each time they used a mitigation. And they also used limit break 1 every time it generated.

[@angelvaladez625]

28:22 one thing that i frequently correct in my runs for Mentor roul is NINs using Doton on single target (this WAS a thing in ShB but hasnt been a thing you should to for over two years)

[@sickleds]

11PM CST upload just in time to catch before bed, thank you!!

[@aidanfury5097]

Hey man, I left a comment a few weeks ago about how much your videos mean to me, especially with relocating to a new area and all. I just want to say again that it’s great to see more content coming out as well, this supplemental video every week gets me through to the next one lol. Thanks again man!

[@wampusfox1716]

"Stop unlocking things I don't wanna play in roulettes" is a legitimate mood.

[@concentratedregret6394]

24:42 You can't rescue them out of the sharing circle as they're classed as bound and it misses. But you can rescue just before to drag them into it.

[@KylieRos3]

I can't wait to see you do your first mentor extreme.

[@fizzlepop7309]

Using glam only from dungeons you run as mentor is such a cool idea

[@omega-death]

Tanks poppin all mitigation at once looking like a power rangers/transformers/vultron amalgamation dance.😂😂

[@Funami2006]

My favorite Digimon is Patamon. He’s so huggable IMO

[@abrickofmethamphetamine2862]

The calming noises of the 40 year smoker.

[@CixiaKyrrah]

Fun Fact: There's a sunken ship in Ruby Sea with the name of the test they take in Star Trek.

[@jocularblur]

I just want you to know that you putting all the little sound effects, especially Athena’s TREMBAAAALLL, brings me so much joy. ❤

[@D3v1ance]

Watching this to fill the void that is maintenance.

[@SoraShadowdancer]

Dang! Caught this one 3 mins after it posted! Yay! May comment again when done watching.

[@tacotuesdays3336]

Seeing ninjas single target doton wound me

[@Emmeron1]

I would love to have someone like you in my dungeon runs, the amount of borderline abusive healers Ive had in the last few weeks is insane

[@CadeAid1]

29:10 had me dyinggg Please use this sound in future videos 🙏

[@KiryuuYoshiya]

engagement: wargarurumon is my favorite digimon that was definitely an aura voice of all time

[@m_chupon5131]

Running away with Akh Morn on you, such a classic death

[@KibaAzure]

With like 300 pieces of content mentor roulette can roll into, I've found I get the same like 15 things almost every time I queue for it.

[@kevingriffith6011]

Part of that probably has to do with the number of sprouts who actually make it to Heavensward. I'd wager that a good 70% of Cider's dungeon runs are going to be ARR.

[@KibaAzure]

@@kevingriffith6011 I actually think like 1/3 of the roulettes I get are lvl 90 dungeons.

[@FluoriteRhodochrosite]

@@KibaAzure That actually makes a lot of sense. As the game gets older, a bigger and bigger number of people collect at the bottom of the funnel.

[@ode-blu]

so glad that cider managed to help some sprouts on his way. this is full fledged mentoring.

[@itsmebluue_]

"I spend longer waiting for people to press Ready than i do in queue" as a DPS main this was painful

[@Xenmaru00]

Ok but that Au'Ra voice. That voice *i have* If i'm right, they picked it because it has the best /furious yell *ever* It literally sounds like you're FusRoDahing someone. it comes out like a baseball bat to the eardrums.

[@adonisdarkblade]

I was fucking crying laughing from the player's voice in Aurum Vale. Like uncontrollable cackling. Thank you for that, I needed it

[@ValkyrieTiara]

"Otake-Maru? Isn't that the test they take in Star Wars to become a Jedi?" No no no, the Otake-Maru is a training exercise in Star Trek where you have to attempt to navigate a no-win scenario 😏

[@tristoncooley9402]

"There's that Boi, jigglinnn" Lol 😅😂😂

[@Starspire5]

Idk why, but "am I being used as a mitigation right now?" really got me lol.

[@thekawaiiginger7840]

I’ve recently started my Mentor journey for the mount… I’m about 200 in and I’ve been at it for about two weeks or so now

[@TrueChaoSclx]

1:09 - this boss uses the model of Fafnir from Final Fantasy 12. He's a lot bigger in that game, and is the same species as the Behemoth King (I say it like that because most Behemoths are bipeds in that game, while Behemoth King is a quadruped) my favourite digimon is either Renamon or Flamedramon :^) edit: No need to call me out on Coincounter smh

[@Xenmaru00]

Ok but real talk every now and then when i'm in call with my FC i'll go "remember when (X Boss) did (Y thing it no longer does)" I like to pair it with "Remember when Monks had to keep Greased Lightning going?"

[@TrueChaoSclx]

@@Xenmaru00 "My stacks!"

[@jessnkinz]

Go DPS. If you want a challenge/less 'dungeons' go DPS. Bonus points for DNC/RDM/MCH/SMN or RPR as they tend to either murder panda anyting low level, offer group utility that can aid babies through their stuff or have raise. You will get far more variety if you qo as dps. Also if you were wondering, tanks tend to get more trials.

[@kevingriffith6011]

But DPS queues though...

[@jessnkinz]

@@kevingriffith6011 in my over 1700 mentor roulette experience, they take less than 5 mins per dps queue, many instant (i've kept track of everything i've done as far as instance, cleared, new people, time i sat in queue). DPS is actually not long at all. Tank (even though it says 'in need' all the time, often is about the same as dps...healer is almost always instant)

[@ThePizzabrothersGaming]

24:00 the normal version has a skeleton you should kill, but usually kill the eye first

[@GamingFoodie]

The editing of that aura voice was hilarious! XD

[@metsrule2000]

Cider spider vid: Making a shitty pelaton pun...check References the best 3d animated children's show of the early aughts...check Massive props on a rolly polly olly reference. Love to see it

[@acehealer4212]

3:19 My favorite Digimon is Guilmon. Ah, I mean, my favorite Digimon is Stardust Dragon!

[@FizzieWebb]

Guilmon! The goodest boi~

[@Xenmaru00]

@@FizzieWebb He's got bread shaped just like his head!

[@RiaCulpa]

"I thought me and the tank had something special" that's some healer vibe nonsense right there. Dying. 🤣

[@bigbeef8190]

Have fun with Fishing.

[@celestepastore1876]

Was that a Roly Poly Oli reference? In this the year of our lord 2024? Did we have like. The exact same childhood?

[@Kazagari]

The fun thing about mentor, never know what you're gonna get. My first one today (tuesday morning) was Lunar Subterrane. The most recently added dungeon. It went as smooth as any usual expert at this point. Next was Praetorium. Best of luck to all in the slog.

[@zertonium]

You are getting a rather interesting assortment of duties in your Mentor Roulette compared to the usual drek that I typically see. Then again, I suppose you ARE on a different DC than I am, as I roll on Aether. That is going to make the final totals that much more interesting to see as the series continues. Keep it up, Cider! You got this! :D

[@FinalQueue007]

You should put Join in Progress on when you do roulette to increase the chances of suffering 👀

[@AcraViolet]

nothing spices my day as much as seeing '25 minutes elapsed' and that's ramuh/leviathan/moogle mog extreme 👀

[@Maria_Erias]

FF's down for extended maintenance. What better way to pass the time before bed than with some Cider Spider?

[@FeralLala]

Chad rollie pollie ollie reference

[@jakheemmohammed1347]

I like the pivot from TREMBLE to fart noises

[@NiraSader]

Legends say that Cider still hears this Au’ra’s noises in his sleep.

[@Narrendor]

god, you were not kidding about that character voice xD

[@kedryng8205]

"Shut up old man nobody cares." And I took that personally. Great video man keep um coming

[@KagagiouX]

I was all, "Why is his music loo-" Hears the voice. "Carry on."

[@cj_skywalker]

I can't believe you were greeding the Morbol minion. XD

[@yinmatsuo3036]

I remember a good gotcha moment in Neverreap

[@DeltaPangaea]

Yeah I'd imagine that there's a higher population of new people going through story and such right now. Game came out on xbox like... less than two months ago. So there'd be more early game roulettes going on!

[@dimondblade]

The samurai was probably playing on controller instead of switching to walking on.

[@sha1060]

Angry Lalafell Learns Dungeon mechanics in Mentor Roulette xD

[@rogue9856]

The start of the pull after coincounter in Aurum Vale I always find tough to grab all the aggro and keep going

[@solitonmedic]

"Run Sailor Moon, run!"

[@FloatingLilyPad]

Storm Blood was the peak of raid and class design imo. All the raids that cameout were unique and challenging. It was just banger raid after banger raid. Not to mention UCOB came out during SB too. One of the best ultimates imo. Still super fun even after being out scaled severely. SB also hit that really nice balance of accessible class design while still having depth and fun optimization that you could do. If you were a story person SB kind of sucked but as a raider, you were eating good with no crumbs left.

[@concentratedregret6394]

Too bad class design is dog water now. Hopefully dawntrail fixes it

[@whitehawkomega]

So, I recently unlocked Mentor roulette myself, and my very first one was Akh Afah Amphitheatre (Extreme), the group was almost entirely sprouts, but we DID manage to clear it, although it took almost the full timer to get it done.

[@RafflesiaAr]

After grinding Arboretum hard solo for the BLU spell, I am intimately familiar with the mechanics on that last boss. Your fight went about as expected.

[@jeanvanwanrooy127]

You've gained a sub today! I think you're totally hilarious.

[@cursed_strobewi]

tbh, as a newbie (just started playing this year) this is helping a lot, especially as I'm trying to level my first tank! tha k you so kuch

[@dps_is_hard]

Babies first Ahk Mourn is always a treat

[@PhoenicisEstuans]

Haukke hard, the mechanic is it does the add's remaining healthbar when the boss hits a certain % hp remaining, the summoning of the add is also based on the bosses health. you can look up the numbers but its summon at [number]% hp and at [number]% eat their health to do as damage

[@AnchorJG]

my guess for the heavy lean into ARR and HW and almost nothing after would be that those expansions have more dungeons than there are solo ways to play them. Duty Support and Command Missions only handle a few of them, whereas eventually trusts handle almost everything worth doing in ShB.

[@kevingriffith6011]

I figure it's probably because the vast majority of sprouts probably quit midway into heavensward. Not due to quality of content, but more just... there being a *lot* of content and not everyone is up to that commitment. Other games look interesting and pull them away, you know?

[@CiderSpider]

1st

[@ajp1282]

Translate to English

[@shrapnel5204]

The trinity of roles tend to have different general experiences in Mentor Roulette. Tanks probably get Extremes the most frequently, healers get saddled with dungeons more often and dps tend to get guildhests. Mentor roulette also lets dps pretend to have tank/healer queues! It's close to instant a lot of the time, thanks to it being able to fling you into literally anything other than Savage, Coil and current Extremes.

[@tribble608]

5:15 I know you said that only to piss people off... but it worked. ANGRY.

[@girlshapedrobot]

perfect thing to watch post maintenance ddos attack