Everything Wrong With Mission Impossible II In 16 Minutes Or Less

[@colinlittlewood9613]

Most people dislike this movie, but Hugh Jackman absolutely loves it. Made his career.

[@WilliamButtlicker]

How?

[@thebadfella5296]

@@WilliamButtlicker Hugh Jackman was almost cast as Sean Ambrose, but he chose to film the first X-Men movie.

[@WilliamButtlicker]

@@thebadfella5296 oh I didn't know that, thanks

[@ryukorea7]

Actually, the actor who played Sean in this movie was cast as Wolverine, but due to reshoots the actor had to do in MI 2, he resigned from X-Men and then Hugh Jackman was cast.

[@D-Dude1405]

I really thought you would have added some sins for the amount of slow motion scenes this film had.

[@nolenheinrichs4964]

DDude1405 I know right

[@ericpraline]

AND the „theme“

[@diamondsandfireworks6252]

He did, when he mentioned about weather the film was actively trying to make take a nap

[@joeyjerry1586]

That annoyed me so much

[@inazumaprimex100]

This movie was just all around pretty bad

[@christianmopas4052]

14:24 this must be the most evil thing Ethan has ever done. Now this innocent truck driver has to live with the eternal guilt of murdering a bunch of dudes, possibly lose his job, and you know damn well the government's gonna disavow any knowledge of it.

[@THE.N1KO]

I want to see that drama spin-off film about that truck driver.

[@tommycarr8111]

Why are there so many comments about he 'That's Racist' sin? It's a running joke, and it's not the first time he's put it into a video. So why is everyone commenting about it now?

[@joeroberts4895]

Tommy Carr thats racist

[@partgard1]

Tommy Carr They're all racist!

[@TeeTagged]

They are new here... Ignore them.

[@1D4ever]

Because he racist

[@TheCrankyTechnician]

I utterly love Mission Impossible II. It's just such a perfect product of its time, the very early 2000's. The look, the over-the-top action sequences, the slow-motion every 3 seconds and the absurd amount of unnecessary cuts (bathtub scene everyone) and the absurd and silly takes (Ambrose catching Nyah's scarf mid-air in slo-mo). I adore this movie! Long live the 90's and 2000s!!!!!

[@vaijonhorton640]

Wat was the guys name who gave Ethan the mission details

[@dimitarmargaritov]

Absolutely agree, I love almost all the movies in the series but this one is probably my favorite. The action sequences, the visual effects, the soundtrack and some of the plot moments are just perfect.

[@leob4403]

​@@dimitarmargaritovwhat now you have to be kidding me, this is one of the worst sequels of all time, incredibly boring from start to finish

[@jacobvandenberg2749]

Hell yeah I absolutely love this movie and it's electric every time I watch it. It was the peak of everything. The late 90s, Tom Cruise will always be a mega star but he was the Michael Jordan of the movie world at the top of his game in this era.

[@delko000]

Absolutely love it too!

[@HaploidCell]

I'd add a sin for "bad guy screams in rage at discovering it is his partner with an Ethan mask that he just killed" while we clearly saw how much regard for his partner he had when he was torturing him earlier with the cigar cutter.

[@shannysalcedo3627]

I think he was showing him tough love

[@Truck_person]

thinking he was ethan he did that

[@Arbron]

He probably screamed in rage because he realized he'd been outwitted, not out of genuine respect for his henchman.

[@Lemon_Bowl]

he screamed because ethan had escpae with his stuff, and outwitted him

[@KSCxNATION]

"Tom Cruise on a motorcycle cliche" is the best bit you've ever done lmao

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Can't believe the knife an inch from cruises eye was real

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

I was shocked too, when I found out. Damn, gotta admire this guy's dedication to stunt work! I mean, sure, it was choreographed and probably rehearsed a gazillion times with fake knives, but one bit of extra pressure and *aaaargh* ...

[@rimurutempest4945]

Krishanu Banerjee I’m pretty sure he even fired his insurance company when they refused to allow him to do this stunt.

[@noahlat8478]

Rimuru Tempest No, that was the building climbing in Ghost Protocal

[@rimurutempest4945]

Noah LaTronica Oh yeah, must have gotten confused.

[@ManishSharma-jn7ud]

@@noahlat8478 knife scene was shot real...there were wires attached to arms to ensure knife stops at precisely where it was needed..danger was if his head was any inch higher or if wires stretch fraction of inch...but its all real including Burj Kalifa

[@yondercommunications]

"Hans Zimmer warmed up his Dark Knight Score 8 years in advance."- I was thinking something quite similar!

[@vickyotters9207]

“Can we just have a pandemic already” that line did not age well.

[@vickyotters9207]

@Daisy Peranio that’s horrible

[@vickyotters9207]

@Camie Touma Their breaking the law. That’s involuntary pornography. It’s both a form of sexual assault and morally just fucked up.

[@raoulhery]

Get your dose of Bellerophon

[@vickyotters9207]

@@raoulhery ??? Bellerophon is a Greek hero according to a quick google and the name of a ship. What am I missing here?

[@raoulhery]

@@vickyotters9207 In the movie, Bellerophon is the name of the andidote. It's just an ironic remark about the current Covid situation.

[@wingsandash]

I have to admit, Tom Cruise looks nothing short of amazing in this movie.

[@eatmywords]

Now that's a mission impossible.

[@leftcoaster67]

I'd rather have Thandie Newton.

[@mimbis]

Couldn’t agree more

[@beowulf9878]

Was that a short joke?

[@wingsandash]

@@beowulf9878 No, actually, but the fact you read it that way is hilarious.

[@robdawg99]

I have always had a huge problem with the motorcycle jousting scene in this movie. You mentioned it a bit, but here's what happens: Two guys driving 50-60 mph towards each other, jump off their bikes, collide in midair, fall 20-30 feet off a cliff, and then take about 5 seconds to recover before they start fighting again. I know your supposed to suspend your disbelief in movies like this, but come on. Great video btw!

[@Anonneemuss]

Not to mention that's a combined impact of 100-120mph. Slamming chests at that speed would have pushed each other's ribs into the other's heart and lungs.

[@bensich6648]

​@@Anonneemuss 60mph+60mph stays 60mph. Still deadly though.

[@John-vt4tr]

"This movie wants a Pandemic to happen" GAAAAWWWWWDDDDD!

[@leemichael2154]

Hahaha!!!

[@crossbearer6453]

I thought the same🤣🤣

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

Ikr that shook me

[@reedkolt6919]

i shuddered, if only they knew

[@kekula5405]

That didnt age well

[@yxu95]

"If you like Mission Impossible II, what is wrong with you?" Haha

[@DavidEllis94]

Regarding the question of the transponder being detectable by third parties even if its signal can't be interpreted: Actually, it is possible to avoid radio emissions being noticed at all by someone looking for them. This is done in modern radar onboard fighters like the F-35 and F-22, where minimizing one's detectable footprint is a top priority. Radars function by bouncing radio waves off of objects, so, naturally, someone else can see your radar pulses as you sent them out. They don't get range data, but they can tell that someone is there. Radars used on those stealth fighters use frequency hopping and a variety of computational techniques that I don't begin to understand, with the aim of making their radar emissions harder to spot--the technical term is "low probability of intercept"--essentially by trying to spoof foreign radars into thinking that the fighter's pulses look just like more background noise to filter out and ignore. The idea of a small transponder like that having the processing power to pull that off--in the 1990s, no less--is rather laughable, but the principle is valid.

[@planetmercurygaming]

since watching your channel i cant watch a movie without saying roll credits or ding lol

[@karidiez7289]

Me too XD and I've started counting how many seconds of logos ;^;

[@planetmercurygaming]

haha yup, def one of my favorite channels out there

[@Truck_person]

this channel sucks soo

[@leemichael2154]

Me too

[@dilliontaylor5502]

Tom Cruise actually climbed it I thought. I swear I heard that before.

[@yyunko7764]

It is actually climbable, the narrator would be surprised about what's climbable

[@Th3Pr0digalS0n]

there were scaffolds in the side of the cliff he did do the backwards arm swap maneuver without a line. they took out all of the ropes and scaffolds with cgi for the rest of the shots with a stunt man.

[@sEaNoYeAh]

Yeah that's right, Tom Cruise famously wrecked his shoulder doing that jump stunt.

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

Yeah, he did. Cruise did many of the stunts in the M:I series.

[@trod146]

bluemonkey223 there is no stunt man... Tom does all the stunts and there was no scaffolding... Who told you this bullshit?

[@Metfan722]

One more sin, discount Hugh Jackman. Dourgray Scott was originally Wolverine but left that movie to do this

[@jacobmcmillan6787]

Uh no. He had to drop out of Xmen because this production ran longer than it was suppose to. He didn't choose one over the other.

[@TiciTotyTony]

He was close to being Wolverine and Hugh Jackman is friends with Dougray Scott Just think about that. The man we all come to know and love wasn't even a 5th choice to play Wolverine. I love it :D

[@delona6485]

He would have made a spectacular Wolverine. He looks very intense , Hugh Jackman is too soft despite the muscles.

[@TiciTotyTony]

delon a lols too soft bruh no

[@DashHoundRacing]

Andrew Lavan I see him as more of a discount Gerard Butler.

[@lin4cba]

I must admit.... this is the best audible.com ads on any KZbin channel I have ever seen so far. I actually enjoy it.

[@wennethicus5212]

I remember when I first saw this movie. I was so young and so happy. I loved this film so much. Especially the scene where Ambrose thinks he kills Ethan then rips of the mask and realises he just killed his henchmen. I laughed and laughed and laughed so much during that scene. I loved it to bits. Thank you, for ruining my beautiful childhood memories of this film...

[@kylemiller2414]

I too remember this being one of my absolute favorites when i was a kid

[@zariawinter4725]

The Veneficus How and why does someone giving their opinions about something and pointing out shit about it ruin that thing for you? It's not like he went in and changed your memories about the movie.

[@wennethicus5212]

Zaria Winter Chew some Eucalyptus and relax, it's just a joke.

[@zariawinter4725]

The Veneficus I'm calm I was just asking you a question. I have another question, does Mars have wifi now? Also, that joke wasn't a good one it just looks like you're hurt over this video like many other commenters are.

[@wennethicus5212]

Zaria Winter Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy. Oh Man, wonder if he'll ever know, he's in the best selling show? Is there life on Mars?

[@Falafelfil]

This movie reminds me of COVID-19

[@Evanmoriz]

As I watched this movie with someone I turned to them and said that. They agreed. Shame it was not China

[@knownpleasures]

The movie became more watchable and believable after 2020 and the coronavirus

[@Jllyrol311]

The CDC is in Atlanta, hence the biochemist, designer virus and antidote would be best served in Atlanta.

[@solidsnake11087]

Well then I have to wonde what the hell the scientist dude was talking about if he knew he had to reach Atlanta in 20 hours from fucking Sidney but also says "whatever form of transportation you care to use" when talking to Dimitri about meeting him. Like obviously you'd have to use a plane....

[@phonesnthings]

"Pigeon of justice" Lmao. This was my absolute favorite movie as a kid though.

[@brucesnow7125]

"Tom Cruise on motorcycle cliche" - you made my day :D

[@David_Last_Name]

As a rock climber I can tell you that what he is climbing is VERY possible to climb. It isn't sheer at all because there is a crack going straight up that you can easily climb. Notice the white chalk marks on the wall? That's actually a pretty popular climbing route near Moab, Utah. That was not a sin at all, though him doing that climb without a rope is incredibly stupid. I can only think of 1 climber in the entire world that would even attempt that without a rope, though millions of climbers could do it with a rope.

[@joshua43214]

I love this EEW! Tom Cruise is a very accomplished climber and that is really him on the rock. The jump scene with him slipping is also real. He was not supposed to slip, but it looked so good they kept it. If you look closely at the film, you can see the chalk marks on the rock from his previous takes, this is something that would not have been included in a fake. Also, the scene where hunt and Nia see each other over the dancers is I think one of Woo's finest scenes. He is the master of slo-mo and really did an amazing job of balancing mood, color, motion, and sound.

[@TheCrankyTechnician]

Love your comment! That slow mo shot where they first exchange glances is perfection and damn does Cruise look good!

[@jlotus100]

I can't blame Ethan for falling in love with Thandie Newton so quickly. I've been in love with her since I saw this movie in the theatres.

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

ikr? Thandie's a goddess. :)

[@blountman747]

Yeah I never forgot the bathroom scene with her she's smoking hot

[@tcaudiobooks737]

Would still fire one into her to be fair.

[@huanquatro]

9:15 "Luckily I have my trusty 8-minute timer on me."

[@SpaceStrike]

He set the timer idiot

[@Pandamasque]

I like how those face masks are so realistic they sweat when it's hot and also come with functioning eyes!

[@someguywithnoplan6395]

Shut up

[@kimberlyweis9899]

The crazy thing is, Dougray Scott would have been Wolverine if this movie’s filming didn’t run long!!!

[@lrg162]

One slight problem ... In most cities in Australia, including Sydney, you CAN actually find bush-land, uninhabited coastline and "rural" areas, so walking to those cliffs after being dropped off in the middle of the city is actually possible.

[@1984TMNT]

You forgot where Ethan and the bad guy were chasing each other on motorcycles, the tires change from street tires to off road tires when they get on sand! This always bothered me, I was hoping you would point it out!

[@hershelkrustowsky7684]

Not to mention the wind shield / broken wind shield.

[@potawatomi100]

Your videos are awesome, accurate and hilarious.

[@leemichael2154]

Agreed totally agreed

[@SpaceStrike]

No they’re not

[@SpaceStrike]

@@leemichael2154 bot true watch th3birdman

[@kateharvison2495]

I know you won't reply because you are busy and, but, Jeremy, I bought your book and it's AMAZING. You have amazing writing talent! I swear, you are real life Bentley! I now HEAVILY wish I was a custodian! You rock :D

[@Merrida100]

I love how even your commercials are entertaining!

[@00bean00]

The biggest thing that jumped out in that chase scene was *an SUV* out-accelerating a motorbike. Yeah.

[@alphacause]

Say what you want about Mission Impossible II. Yes, the physics of the action sequences were the most outlandish, and the plot was over the top, but it did all these things with such style that you just have to forgive it. John Woo knows how to make an over the top action film.

[@nolanc9432]

I love this movie

[@trexeon9563]

It's an ok movie it's just a bad mission impossible movie

[@solidsnake11087]

Nah the style is cringey, overblown and dated af. There are movies where that can work but a spy thriller? No man. A spy thriller has to have subtext and subtlety and John Woo is simply not capable of doing that seriously.

[@knownpleasures]

This movie 🎥 is simply awesome

[@adamliddle2060]

why is there still not a star wars sins video ? is there legal issues or are you just getting to it. im going to be super pissed if there isn't one on the lead up to episode 7. not like it matters but you get the point.

[@italiansoutherner]

Adam Liddle I think they did Episode I, at least.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Adam Liddle In their other channels and in their Poltergeist review, they are hardcore fans, so it's unlikely they ever do so.

[@ncr_ranger96]

Igorcastrochucre They are going to do them just before the Force Awakens comes out.

[@danis.9326]

Ignorcastro, maybe not... or maybe. The two of them love Battleship, it's among their top ten and it's the favorite of one of them. But they sinned it and it had a lot of sins (14 mins or so).

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Danilo Solano Same thing with the Matrix... I guess they're just waiting for the right moment, because when they do they'll lose a lot of subscribers.

[@marceline88]

This has to be one of the densest videos you've done. By that I mean it's densely packed with sins. I could barely keep up.

[@johnecoapollo7]

This was either the first or the second movie I saw in the cinema when an aunt took me with her. I can't completely diss it, I think it sparked my life-long addiction to action movies and anything with Tom Cruise in it.

[@admiralackbar6317]

It's A TRAP

[@cs40660]

My ex-girlfriend was a trap...

[@SaturnusInOrbit]

cs40660 rip

[@THEREALSPARTAN]

Aloha Ackbar!

[@amogusenjoyer]

cs40660 Girlfriend Trap Pic one

[@WH250398]

Admiral Ackbar ALLAH HU-ACKBAR

[@cortster12]

17:01 32 MB? Wow! I'm sure that was a lot 15 years ago. I think that cost about the same as 8-64 GB does today back then. Somewhere between those.

[@TheManOfRash]

The only reason to watch this movie is Tom Cruise's flowing mane of gorgeous hair.

[@bk6555]

I would have included the kicking handgun up out of sand and catching it perfectly without sand getting into the eyes (5 sins) and then absolute awkward trainwreck scene between Tom Cruise and Anthony Hopkins at the end of the movie....I feel like they wanted to get something off their chest (5 sins). Love your work!

[@sbkkneedragger30]

Here's a sin you missed, in the motorcycle chase scene-while on the road, both bikes clearly have street tires (mostly smooth except for the tread pattern). But once they go into the sand, both bikes magically have great big knobby motocross-type tires. Being a motorcycle enthusiast, this has always made my skin crawl.

[@alanweak]

Everything Wrong With 'The Exorcist'.

[@louisdyster9051]

FUCKING PLEASE!

[@prometheushippopotimi3076]

ThisisAlan ahhh spookyyy

[@oskrm]

ThisisAlan if they are brave enough XD

[@cybersteel8]

ThisisAlan HELL YES! EXORCIST! EXORCIST!

[@chitoo90210]

yes

[@mannankohli2903]

Run that bast**d down. I loved that imitation it made me laugh so hard.

[@Raemphis]

Hahaha!!

[@thetruth8454]

I think Tom Cruisr actually climbed that thing in Utah!!

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

He did...

[@Truck_person]

he did this cinema sins narrator is dumb as fuck

[@ABHISHEK-gn2ln]

He did with cables and training by a climber which is commendable too

[@silvernuggets1285]

The "nope" jump at the beginning, was actually done with ropes and a winch. Toms stunt double did it.

[@HaloWolf102]

The only KZbinr I actually watch through his "product placement **ding**. Thank you, for making me sit through a advertisement without the boring monologue.

[@stephentroyer3831]

The cliff climbing was very real. He did the jump several times to get a good take.

[@MarthaPack]

hey you should do everything wrong with silence of the lambs. i just watched it and i was sinning it in my head thanks to all your videos

[@debbieblackman3650]

I love the Mission Impossible movies and Ethan Hunt, but, MI2 really was the worst of the bunch. Abit disappointing - luckiky the other four are pretty great

[@glst1974]

Thank John Woo, ding!

[@jimb.7523]

Yeah. I watched all of them for the first time before seeing "Rogue Nation." MI2 was just so fucking boring. The first one was kinda corny and goofy while being serious, but it was still entertaining and enjoyable. This.....this was just horrible.

[@glst1974]

Jim B. Fave MI? I still lean toward the first and then MI3(PSH, of course) as my top two. Yeah, NEVER GO FULL WOO.

[@jimb.7523]

Mine would have to be one of the last three (they're all so good). I think 3 (that's the one with Philip Seymour Hoffman, right?).

[@glst1974]

Jim B. PSH aka Phillip Seymour Hoffman, yes sir. Man! He rock that role, love the trailer with him as the baddie. THATS a villian. RIP Phillip.

[@dustinshadle732]

The soundtrack and motorcycle were the best parts of the movie.

[@LunkwillFook]

LOVE the "Tom Cruise riding a motorcycle cliché". That really developed into a running gag. Why does Tom love the cycles so much? Freedom?

[@TheRealUnconnected]

Maybe it's not the best action movie, but as someone from sydney it was bloody cool to have MI2 set here and made the movie much better. Few action movies are set here openly though many are set here as it's cheap and can be made to look like NYC from the right angles. (matrix series and some superhero movies) Also it is plausible that she made it from the city to the headland in 15 mins, if there is no traffic its about a 15 minute drive to middle head where that was shot.

[@azrielmoha6877]

Wow, I'm so early, I can see the Big Bang.

[@shadowmihaiu]

The Worst Sin: this is a close, sometimes scene for scene remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "Notorious"

[@oddballskull1941]

There was high tech technology and weapons and shit in notorious

[@ocularnervosa]

4:57 if the chip only works with on satellite that means it has to be aligned with the satellite to work so it can't track you at all times, just when you are in range. At any time the satellite is on the other side of the planet it stops tracking you. That's why GPS relies on an entire network of satellites.

[@kibs3053]

1:02 in two years we transitioned from Blackberries to I-Phones, how is this unbelievable?

[@B1G_WENGH]

Mission: Impossible 2 is my least favorite film in the Mission: Impossible series.

[@androzani]

Lukas Garcia Apparently it's everyones least favorite, it's the only movie with a rotten score for both audiences and critics.

[@retloclive9118]

Lukas Garcia Tried too hard to be a rip-off of James Bond instead of being its own thing.

[@motherplayer]

Lukas Garcia Likewise. Far too focused on the female love which Ethan barely had any chemistry with to warrant as much imperative to keeping her save as the movie hoped to demand, effectively even overshadowing the actual mission. The others never did make that mistake again luckily.

[@sergiocampanale3882]

Rod Al I've always thought that. Both Cruise and Newton actually look quite uncomfortable throughout so I think they realised something didn't quite work. The biggest problem with it IMO is that it strives for epic grandeur and deep significance but doesn't earn it and can't sustain it so it ends up looking ridiculous, more like a parody than a real movie. As you said they avoided that mistake in later movies. I like all of them but I am excited by the direction of 'Ghost Protocol' and what the trailers suggest will be 'Rogue Nation' which go for a traditional Bond approach and succeed, (Hell, GP effectively ripped off the plot of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' if not the structure) This one wanted to but failed but with Bird at the helm they seem to giving the miserable Craig era austerity Bonds a run for their money. With 'Fast and Furious 7" and "Kingsman The Secret Service" MIRN could complete a trio of 'true spirit of Bond' movies before the miserable atrocity of 'Spectre' finally hits us at Christmas.

[@motherplayer]

Sergio Campanale Oh yeah. Ghost Protocol was helped in part to it's energy, strong direction and some good practical stunt work along with peppering it with just enough emotional attachment to make it complimenting, yet not overbearing to the overall plot. I have good hope of "Rouge Nation" too. Considering it's directed and written by the same person who did "Jack Reacher", it does get me very fascinated along with the premise of a counter-agency.

[@Silva-dq5lg]

first comment!!!!!!! OMG!!!! im never on time!!! anyways i love ur vids bro, keep it up. please make a tv show sins? like the walking dead one...

[@twilightyuki_]

Sorry to break it to you, but you're not first.

[@m_cole0444]

Go to newest first on the comments ur not first

[@reeseburns8864]

Why do people give a fuck who's first? Jesus.

[@twilightyuki_]

***** Even when there's no comments I don't care to claim first. I honestly don't see what's so special. Technically, you could just upload a video yourself and say first every single time.

[@Silva-dq5lg]

JustPure1 i dont see the point of going on other;s comment's and say that i dont see the point on their comments,like yours right now. but i dont say nothing :) humans are dumb

[@medorath8533]

Am i the only one wishing for a "Everything wrong with Kung Fury" :D PLS MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[@Just_A_Dude]

You do realize that the entire point of that movie is CinemaSinning and owning the fuck out of it, right?

[@CerberusLives]

Medorath The Wolf Kung Fury is an extremely comedic parody. What exactly would they sin?

[@WhirlingMusic]

Kung Fu Hustle

[@sn1p3mare]

***** Everything! Medorath The Wolf See the problem is the Sins per second meter would break.

[@CerberusLives]

Stewie Griffin The thing with Kung Fury is, you'd either have to sin every damn thing in the movie, which'd be kinda pointless - or nothing at all. Equally pointless.

[@TonyLeva]

May I say that the Audible.com ad at the end is just so enjoyable and plain brilliant? Thank you!! :)

[@MrHypnofan]

One of the earliest episodes of the Mission: Impossible show had the team breaking out a cardinal come resistance leader out of a prison. The break out was set to the music of a travelling circus set up next door. I think that scene in this movie was a throwback to the show.

[@rdablock]

91 views? I guess that was... Impossible. ... Maybe I should stop.

[@MrTheTruf]

ArdaBlock yes ... yes you should.

[@terraventusaqua123]

ArdaBlock Wait. "91"? You mean, KZbin is aware that there IS a number that's less than "301+"?

[@jovialgiblets4465]

ArdaBlock i will make it my mission for it to be impossible for you to ever make another joke

[@ZacharyDietze]

Mission Impossible: KZbin Comments, Retarded Edition

[@YAH2121]

12:52

[@tommyf4606]

Hey CinemaSins. You forgot that awful scene with Hunt and Ambrose driving high speed towards each other, and then clash together at 80 mph and then just fall to the ground. They would have broken every possible bone in the body and disintegrate into a million pieces. Oh and the bike scene generally, where you can clearly see the switch between road and off-road tires. How this movie got a 6.1 on IMDB is a miracle. It deserves no more than a 4.

[@UncleCabbageFilmCommentary]

I saw this many years ago, but after many years I still read it often

[@Waumboll]

This is the ONLY channel that I'll ever accept ads from.

[@adamscott7238]

how did you leave off the tires going back and forth and back and forth... and back... and forth

[@BTheTrue]

Tom Cruise looks so handsome in this movie

[@justingeorge6093]

Wanna here a joke? Me too tell me when you find one

[@thewayfarer8849]

justin george The movie

[@Nootathotep]

justin george what's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

[@OhmS3456]

SonicFan3600000 what's the difference?

[@DirkAustin]

justin george Bad grammar. *ding*

[@thewayfarer8849]

SonicFan3600000 Now don't keep up hanging ;L

[@AndyHoward]

Sydney, Australia to Atlanta, GA is about 19hrs 4 minutes. The timer reads 19:47:14 he would make it on time to test the antidote (assuming it's a non-stop flight with no refuling).

[@bambisbluebell]

Okay, but you have to admit, the "he put a hole in my Versayce!" was the best line in the movie 😂😭

[@craigbrown9737]

To be fair though, in Australia you really can walk fifteen minutes and find yourself in the middle of nowhere.

[@LadyOnikara]

Same thing near my house, and I'm in Northern California!

[@Arbron]

Heck, we have an entire section of the country that embodies the middle of nowhere. We call it the Northern Territory.

[@classic1971]

Besides being my favorite Mission movie it had a bad ass soundtrack

[@vegitausa]

Maybe ATL because its the headquarters of the CDC. Guess much?

[@mattwatts3181]

vegitausa wouldn't matter anyway. Fastest flight is 20h43m and that doesn't include the 3hr pre check in time (which trust me you'll need at Sydney), the 2hrs to get out of customs in the US and then from the airport to the CDC. So "nope"

[@timmy2024]

I was an extra in this film. I walked by Tom Cruise. He is quite a short man. Oh, and we couldn't look at him (at all)...not even when the scene finished. The catering was fantastic...

[@jlaurson]

I believe it. The whole last (crowd) scene has a really creepy, surreal feel to it. It oozes tension and weirdness.

[@marcuscowles3384]

The post video dubs on this one are epic. A Princess Bride AND Sneakers ref!!!

[@johns5638]

*video outtakes

[@nerdyblonde8984]

"Hunt him down." Wouldn't it be hunt Hunt down?

[@metalmessiah4127]

aaww you didnt let metallica i disappear play

[@Krokodilius]

Everything wrong with MI2 on: they didn't take it seriously any more. The original has an urgency and atmosphere. They also focus on stupid twists simply because the first had a couple.

[@guynicholson6737]

Biocyte shares are "trading" so it is a public company, Ambrose doesn't need to threaten McCloy to buy shares or options

[@theunreadcomment9834]

15:17 didn't they actually do this? ... IMDB : For the "knife-in-the-eye" scene, Tom Cruise insisted that a real knife be used, and that it stop exactly one quarter-inch from his eyeball, instead of somewhere vaguely near his eye, as John Woo suggested. The knife itself was connected to a cable that was measured carefully in order to achieve the effect and Cruise insisted that Dougray Scott use all his strength in the ensuing struggle.

[@alexhutcheson8467]

5:50 WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

[@colintilson2808]

really?

[@apegames27]

Just bought Gucci shoes....😭😭

[@hazk5227]

+Motorboatmygoat - yes yes what is the point

[@cameronf5647]

You’re not funny, I know this comment is 3 years old, but the point still stands

[@DarknessInferno15]

First movie seemed ok. This one seems awful.

[@FireBirdFilmsAssemble]

DarknessInferno15 The first half is really boring, and i'm not saying that because I have a short attention span. Nothing interesting happens, but the second half is an action packed and visually outstanding thrill ride in my opinion. It's what you expect from a John Woo movie. If there was a good fight scene or something sprinkled in to that first half it wouldn't have dragged as bad as it did. If you like Mission Impossible, then it's worth a watch.

[@TheMongooseStudio]

FireBird Films I disagree. The first half is unwatchably boring and the second half is way too much action, in my opinion. And not Mission Impossible 1 style action. Ridicolous, over-edited action. This movie is absolute garbage and not worth a watch IMO.

[@FireBirdFilmsAssemble]

TheMongooseStudio I guess I didn't care about the amount of action there was by the end because I was so bored by that point. I think the pacing was completely off. I honestly didn't mind the fact that the action was ridiculous because I sort of expect that in a John Woo movie. I do agree that some parts were over-edited though. I understand where you are coming from. Depending on someone's perspective on action and if they can survive watching that first half really determines whether they will enjoy the movie at all. I'm personally mixed about it.

[@TheMongooseStudio]

FireBird Films I thought that I found the movie terrible and the first half boring because i just watched the first one a night before. Nope. That first half is unbeliavably boring. I don't know how they managed that. I guess the meaningless romantic storyline didn't help. There was also no tension in the movie what so ever. The first, third and fourth movie kept me engaged and on my seat throughout them. This one lost me at the start and completely chased me away at the end. I understand where you are coming from. The action was needed VERY much after that first half of the movie, but as you also said the pacing was very off. Like terribly off. The first half did not contain almost any action, and they put every good action scene into the second half which just feels like a bad Michael Bay movie. Actually, If i think about it it's exactly how I felt. Like watching Transformers 3 or 4. No interest in it what so ever because *action scene* *chase scene* *action scene* *fight scene* *action scene* *duel scene with main character and main villain*. It was just way too much action after a completely dull first half, which ruined the movie for me. Thank god, I looked up that the third and fourth were directed by someone else, because 3 is very good and 4 is excellent. EDIT: Forgot to mention what I meant by it being a Michael Bay movie. There was just so much action that it felt dull, meaningless and boring. Exactly how Transformers 3 and 4 felt to me. I just couldn't enjoy the action because it was too much, so Missin Impossible 2 was a complete borefest for me.

[@FireBirdFilmsAssemble]

I have to agree with you. I haven't watch the movie in a while and the only thing I enjoyed last time I watched it was the last half because it was mindless action. There really was no tension though. There was never a scene where I felt like Ethan didn't have everything under control. It was basically Michael Bay's James Bond, and that does kind of bother me now that you mention that. I love 3 and 4 though, and 5 looks like it could potentially top those two movies which is saying something. The second had absolutely no teamwork aspect like the rest of the movies did, and it looks like they are sticking to that in 5. You kind of have to appreciate this movie for sucking now though. Without this movie the producer's wouldn't have figured out the best direction to go for the rest of the series.

[@fightmagestudio4478]

Can we add a sin for the fact that Nyah has 0 lines in the last 30 minutes of the movie?

[@captainmarvel3551]

16:45, never knew how much I needed Ethan Skywalker

[@sEaNoYeAh]

I think I remembered this wasn't a great film and this largely confirms that, but at the same this video just reminds me how fun a film this is. Gonna have to watch it again soon.

[@shadyweeze]

This movie rocks

[@xjonnyd93x]

Yay! Another movie that probably didn't need to be made, but was made anyway! Wahoo! Ya Hollywood really needs to waste that money!

[@cidx1x]

But we got 2 good movies because of this awful movie.

[@taylor0000027]

Holy fuck have you two seen the preview for pixels!!!! I can't express enough how terrible it's going to be. Suicide watch has some potential but we all know how shitty DC universe is. I hope Jeremy sins it when it comes out

[@SA80TAGE]

cidx1x lol no we didn't... we got 2 movies that you liked... not 2 movies that were good lol

[@TheMongooseStudio]

taylor0000027 Suicide SQUAD

[@cidx1x]

Samur/Aye Studios Mission Impossible 3 got a 69% of people who liked it, and Mission Impossible got a 76% of people who liked it on Rotten Tomatoes. So think its safe to say many people thought of those movies as good ones compared to most shitty action movies now a days.

[@StephanieRoestel]

3:16 Jeremy may or may not have a slight man crush on Tom Cruise.

[@atticradio]

14.52 You need to add a sin for motorcycle slick tires suddenly change to off road knobbly tires in the Ethan/bad guy fight at the end!

[@kefka3]

I'm astounded you missed that, during the motorcycle chase scene, the tires on the bikes change from street tires to dirt tires. There's even a close zoom in of the treads in each scene.

[@Ayrton866]

Do Everything Wrong With Jupiter Acending

[@GGNatalie]

Ayrton866 NOOOOOO! TOO MUCH EVIL IN ONE FILM.

[@GuardianGrarl]

Ayrton866 They... are... still... talking *ding*

[@Hammaster]

Ayrton866 *Everything Is Wrong With Jupiter Acending

[@alexandracollinss]

Th's my sisters favourite movie..wat it's so bad.

[@xxSharpSide]

***** God right? Please guys, don't waste your time or our time on this horrific movie. I thought it would be decent with the cast, oh good lord fourteen minutes into it I wanted to laugh hysterically at my mistake. I was on a flight over the Atlantic ocean thought so I opted out of hysterical laughter as not to concern other passengers.

[@vegitausa]

You cant call someone a "discount" version of someone else who wasn't even around back then.

[@kzch9923]

16:43 Lion King moment NAAAAAAAAH SAVENYAAAAA

[@QuantomX64]

Took me a second to get that. lol

[@darkdrow66]

12:36, There's no reason for him to want stock options instead of the actual stocks themselves in this scenario. So not only is the villan's monologue about his plan boring, it's also wrong.

[@Tomalakme]

Didn't go through all the comments, but anyone notices that the motorcycle at 13:45 is **bright red** and next scene is dark (almost black) and also another model or maker?